1 00:00:07,980 --> 00:00:11,700 BIG BEN CHIMES 2 00:00:19,740 --> 00:00:22,490 Come on, out of the way. Move yourself, please. 3 00:00:22,540 --> 00:00:24,290 Coming through. WOMAN SCREAMS 4 00:00:24,340 --> 00:00:25,810 That's it. Excuse me, sir. 5 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:27,260 CROWD SHOUTS 6 00:00:33,980 --> 00:00:35,900 Madame Vastra, thank God. 7 00:00:36,860 --> 00:00:39,620 I'll wager you've not seen anything like this before. Well... 8 00:00:41,940 --> 00:00:45,130 ..not since I was a little girl. Big fella, isn't he? 9 00:00:45,180 --> 00:00:50,370 Dinosaurs were mostly this size. I do believe it's a "she". 10 00:00:50,420 --> 00:00:54,130 No, they weren't, I've seen fossils. I was there. 11 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:55,650 Well, that's all well and good, 12 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:58,650 but what's this dinosaur fellow doing in the Thames? 13 00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:00,370 CROWD SCREAMS 14 00:01:00,420 --> 00:01:02,500 - It must have time travelled. - Jenny? 15 00:01:05,820 --> 00:01:07,020 Time travelled? 16 00:01:09,180 --> 00:01:11,450 DINOSAUR RETCHES Is it choking? 17 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:13,810 There seems to be something lodged in its throat. 18 00:01:13,860 --> 00:01:16,930 - How could it time travel? - I don't know. 19 00:01:16,980 --> 00:01:18,740 Perhaps it was something it ate. 20 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,060 CROWD SHOUTS 21 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:32,300 Stand back. Stand back, stand back. 22 00:01:34,980 --> 00:01:36,810 Well, it's just laid an egg. 23 00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:40,850 It's dropped a blue box marked "Police" out of its mouth. 24 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:43,580 Your grasp of biology troubles me. 25 00:01:45,820 --> 00:01:47,210 It's the TARDIS. 26 00:01:47,260 --> 00:01:48,810 It would seem so. 27 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:50,890 We'll take care of this, Inspector. 28 00:01:50,940 --> 00:01:53,770 But what if that thing goes on the rampage? 29 00:01:53,820 --> 00:01:56,890 Place these lanterns on the shoreline and bridges, 30 00:01:56,940 --> 00:02:00,730 encircling the creature at 20-foot intervals. 31 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:02,170 What will they do? 32 00:02:02,220 --> 00:02:05,490 They will emit a signal that will incline it to remain 33 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:07,330 within their circumference. 34 00:02:07,380 --> 00:02:09,220 Jenny, Strax... 35 00:02:10,660 --> 00:02:12,100 ..with me. 36 00:02:13,980 --> 00:02:16,010 So it's him, then, the Doctor? 37 00:02:16,060 --> 00:02:20,210 A giant dinosaur from the distant past has just vomited a blue box 38 00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:24,890 from outer space - this is not a day for jumping to conclusions. 39 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:26,860 Strax, if you wouldn't mind? 40 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:41,540 Hello? Exit the box, and surrender to the glory of the Sontaran empire. 41 00:02:42,740 --> 00:02:43,940 Shush! 42 00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:47,300 Doctor? 43 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:50,410 I was being chased by a giant dinosaur, 44 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:52,540 but I think I managed to give it the slip. 45 00:03:08,060 --> 00:03:09,050 Sleepy? 46 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,460 Sir? 47 00:03:12,820 --> 00:03:15,460 Bashful? Sneezy? Dopey? 48 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:18,940 Grumpy! 49 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:24,020 Oh, you two! 50 00:03:25,340 --> 00:03:29,090 The green one... and the not-green one. 51 00:03:29,140 --> 00:03:32,210 Or it could be the other way round, I mustn't prejudge! 52 00:03:32,260 --> 00:03:33,980 Oh, you remember, er... 53 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:45,410 ..thingy, the, er, the not-me one, the asking-questions one? 54 00:03:45,460 --> 00:03:47,860 Names - not my area. 55 00:03:48,940 --> 00:03:52,770 Clara! Well, it might be Clara, might not be - it's a lottery. 56 00:03:52,820 --> 00:03:54,570 It is Clara. Well, I'm not ruling it out! 57 00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:56,660 DINOSAUR ROARS Oi, big man, shut it! 58 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:01,660 Oh, you've got a dinosaur too! 59 00:04:04,340 --> 00:04:05,930 Big woman, sorry. 60 00:04:05,980 --> 00:04:09,530 Doctor, listen to me. You...you need to calm down. 61 00:04:09,580 --> 00:04:11,890 I'm not flirting, by the way. 62 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:13,940 I think something's gone wrong. 63 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:20,620 Wrong? What's gone wrong? Have you regenerated? 64 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,260 I remember you. 65 00:04:24,940 --> 00:04:26,130 You're Handles! 66 00:04:26,180 --> 00:04:30,580 You used to be a little... a little robot head, and now you... 67 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:33,620 ..you've really let yourself go. 68 00:04:35,220 --> 00:04:37,260 DINOSAUR ROARS 69 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:40,700 Reduce the frequency. 70 00:04:42,140 --> 00:04:44,340 I'm sorry? Your sonic lanterns, turn them down. 71 00:04:45,580 --> 00:04:48,010 You're giving her a headache. Giving who a headache? 72 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:51,330 My lady friend! 73 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:54,130 Just an expression, don't get any ideas. How do you know? 74 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:56,930 Come on, Clara! You know that I speak dinosaur. 75 00:04:56,980 --> 00:04:58,580 He's not Clara. I'm Clara. 76 00:05:00,460 --> 00:05:04,660 Well, you're very similar heights. Maybe you should wear labels. 77 00:05:08,420 --> 00:05:11,850 Why...why are you all doing that? Why are you... 78 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:14,620 You're all going dark... 79 00:05:16,340 --> 00:05:17,730 ..and wobbly - stop that. 80 00:05:17,780 --> 00:05:19,610 I don't think we are. 81 00:05:19,660 --> 00:05:23,500 Never mind! Everyone...take five. 82 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:32,410 What do we do? 83 00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:36,330 I don't understand, who is he? Where's the Doctor? 84 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:37,420 Right here. 85 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:40,180 That's him. 86 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:44,180 That's the Doctor. 87 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:48,140 Well then, here we go again. 88 00:06:33,780 --> 00:06:34,820 DINOSAUR ROARS 89 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:41,810 It's simply misunderstandable to me. I don't know what it is. 90 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,770 Who invented this room? 91 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:46,970 Doctor, please, you have to lie down. 92 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:50,130 It doesn't make sense. Look, it's only got a bed in it. 93 00:06:50,180 --> 00:06:52,170 Why is there only a bed in it? 94 00:06:52,220 --> 00:06:55,100 Because it's a bed-ROOM, it's for sleeping in. 95 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:59,170 OK, what do you do when you're awake? 96 00:06:59,220 --> 00:07:00,340 You leave the room. 97 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:04,330 So you've got a whole room for not being awake in? 98 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:07,010 But what's the point? You're just missing the room! 99 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,730 And don't look in that mirror - it's absolutely furious. 100 00:07:09,780 --> 00:07:13,890 Doctor, please, you have to lie down, you keep passing out. 101 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:16,570 Well, of course I keep passing out, there's all these beds! 102 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:18,650 Why do you keep talking like that? 103 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:20,890 What's gone wrong with your accent? 104 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,890 Nothing's wrong with her accent. 105 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:25,010 You sound the same. It's spreading. 106 00:07:25,060 --> 00:07:27,610 You all sound all...English. 107 00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:30,610 Now you've all developed a fault! 108 00:07:30,660 --> 00:07:34,330 SCOTTISH ACCENT: Doctor, I need your help with something. 109 00:07:34,380 --> 00:07:37,140 Finally, someone who can talk properly. 110 00:07:38,340 --> 00:07:40,930 I'm having difficulty sleeping. Oh? 111 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:44,250 Oh, well, I wouldn't bother with that, I never bother with sleep, 112 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:47,970 and I just do standy-up-catnaps. Oh, really, how interesting. 113 00:07:48,020 --> 00:07:49,650 And when do you do those? 114 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:52,050 Well, generally whenever anyone else starts talking. 115 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:54,450 I like to skip ahead to my bits, it saves time. 116 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:56,370 Save me time, Doctor. 117 00:07:56,420 --> 00:08:02,130 Project an image of perfect sleep into the centre of my mind. 118 00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:04,730 What, do you want a psychic link with me? 119 00:08:04,780 --> 00:08:07,060 The size of my brain, it would be like dropping a piano on you. 120 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:10,210 Be gentle, then. 121 00:08:10,260 --> 00:08:12,580 I'll try. Brace yourself! 122 00:08:13,820 --> 00:08:14,860 Piano. 123 00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:17,970 THWACK! 124 00:08:18,020 --> 00:08:20,330 ENGLISH ACCENT: I love monkeys, they're so funny. 125 00:08:20,380 --> 00:08:24,970 Oh, I see! So people are monkeys now, are they? No, dear. 126 00:08:25,020 --> 00:08:27,050 People are apes. 127 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:29,770 Men are monkeys. 128 00:08:29,820 --> 00:08:32,690 So what now? He needs rest. 129 00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:34,210 So what do we do? How do we fix him? 130 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:35,900 Fix him? How do we change him back? 131 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:41,730 Jenny...I will be in my chamber. 132 00:08:41,780 --> 00:08:44,010 Would you be kind enough to fetch my veil? 133 00:08:44,060 --> 00:08:46,610 Why, are we expecting strangers? 134 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,970 It would seem... 135 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:50,700 there's already one here. 136 00:08:56,660 --> 00:08:57,850 What have I done wrong? 137 00:08:57,900 --> 00:09:00,570 DINOSAUR MURMURS MOURNFULLY 138 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:03,450 The dinosaur doesn't seem very happy. 139 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:05,090 What's wrong with it? 140 00:09:05,140 --> 00:09:08,500 I dunno. The Doctor's the one that speaks dinosaur. 141 00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:15,900 Excuse me, ma'am, the wife doesn't like to be kept waiting. 142 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:19,260 Where did he get that face? 143 00:09:20,380 --> 00:09:23,290 Why's it got lines on it? It's brand-new. 144 00:09:23,340 --> 00:09:26,340 How can his hair be all grey? He only just got it. 145 00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:30,620 It's still him, ma'am, you saw him change. 146 00:09:32,140 --> 00:09:34,930 I know. I do, I... I know that. Good. 147 00:09:34,980 --> 00:09:36,410 It's just... What? 148 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:37,900 Nothing. 149 00:09:39,540 --> 00:09:44,250 If... If Vastra changed, if she was different, 150 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:47,780 if she wasn't the person that you liked... 151 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:51,930 I don't like her, ma'am, 152 00:09:51,980 --> 00:09:53,460 I love her. 153 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:58,740 And as to different, well, she's a lizard. 154 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:10,540 DINOSAUR MURMURS MOURNFULLY 155 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:30,100 I am alone. 156 00:10:31,220 --> 00:10:36,370 The world which...shook at my feet, 157 00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:38,100 and the trees... 158 00:10:39,620 --> 00:10:43,820 ..and the sky, have gone... 159 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,340 ..and I am alone now... 160 00:10:49,740 --> 00:10:51,650 ..alone. 161 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:53,970 Are you translating? 162 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,060 The wind bites now... 163 00:10:57,940 --> 00:10:59,980 ..and the world is grey... 164 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,260 ..and I am alone here. 165 00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:07,460 Can't see me. 166 00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:10,460 Doesn't see me. 167 00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:14,730 Can't...see me. 168 00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:17,620 Who can't see it? I think all of London can see it. 169 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,820 Boy? Madame Vastra is waiting. 170 00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:25,410 OK, whatever. 171 00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:29,540 I will convey you to her chamber. May I take your coat? 172 00:11:31,060 --> 00:11:32,570 Not wearing a coat. 173 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:34,970 What's all that? Clothes. 174 00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:37,010 May I take your clothes? 175 00:11:37,060 --> 00:11:38,610 (Probably not.) 176 00:11:38,660 --> 00:11:40,650 Are you wearing a hat? It's hair. 177 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,050 No, I think it's a hat, would you like me to check? 178 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,900 DINOSAUR MURMURS MOURNFULLY 179 00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:47,540 PEOPLE CHAT EXCITEDLY 180 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,650 It's not real, of course. What is it, then? 181 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:58,050 The government. The government? 182 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:00,370 Yeah, up to their usual tricks. 183 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,450 It's a dinosaur, Alf. A real dinosaur. 184 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,250 I wouldn't put it past them. 185 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:08,050 You don't half talk a lot of rubbish, Alfie. 186 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:09,850 See you don't stay out too late now. 187 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,980 You know me. Yes. I do! 188 00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:23,210 DINOSAUR MURMURS 189 00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:26,250 It's the neck, that's what's wrong with it. 190 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:28,050 Just don't look realistic. 191 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,930 You have good eyes. 192 00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:32,810 Oh, I do, as it happens, very good eyes. 193 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:34,300 They're my greatest gift. 194 00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:36,930 I accept. 195 00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:38,020 What's that for? 196 00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:40,850 Your gift. 197 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:43,490 I have bad eyes. HE SCREAMS 198 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:45,580 And then? 199 00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:50,690 Why are you wearing your veil? And then? 200 00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:55,850 And then we got swallowed by a big dinosaur. You probably noticed. 201 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,690 How did it happen? 202 00:12:57,740 --> 00:13:02,770 I don't know, I don't know, we were...crashing about everywhere. 203 00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:05,010 The Doctor was gone, the TARDIS went haywire. 204 00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:07,780 He's not gone. He's upstairs. 205 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:12,890 OK, he changed. 206 00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:15,250 He regenerated, renewed himself. 207 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:16,500 Renewed, fine. 208 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,180 Such a cynical smile. 209 00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:23,130 I'm not smiling. 210 00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:27,690 Not outwardly, but I'm accustomed to seeing through a veil. 211 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,770 How have I amused you? 212 00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:31,780 You said renewed. He doesn't... 213 00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:36,210 He doesn't look renewed, he looks...older. 214 00:13:36,260 --> 00:13:38,250 You thought he was young? 215 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,050 He looked young. 216 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:44,210 He looked like your dashing young gentleman friend, your lover, even. 217 00:13:44,260 --> 00:13:45,410 Shut up! 218 00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:47,250 But he is the Doctor. 219 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:50,690 He has walked this universe for centuries untold, 220 00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:53,330 he has seen stars fall to dust. 221 00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:55,770 You might as well flirt with a mountain range. 222 00:13:55,820 --> 00:13:57,650 I did not flirt with him. 223 00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,180 He flirted with you. 224 00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:04,860 How? He looked young. Who do you think that was for? 225 00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:08,050 Me? 226 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:10,250 Everyone. 227 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:14,210 I wear a veil as he wore a face - for the same reason. 228 00:14:14,260 --> 00:14:15,850 What reason? 229 00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:18,650 The oldest reason there is for anything... 230 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,660 to be accepted. 231 00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:24,820 HE SNIFFS 232 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:29,700 HE SNIFFS INTENSELY 233 00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:45,100 HE CONTINUES TO SNIFF 234 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,340 HE RUMMAGES 235 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,020 HE SNIFFS DEEPLY 236 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:03,810 Jenny and I are married, yet for appearance's sake, 237 00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:07,970 we maintain a pretence, in public, that she is my maid. 238 00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:11,610 Doesn't exactly explain why I'm pouring tea in private. 239 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:14,570 Hush now. Good pretence, isn't it? 240 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:16,930 I wear a veil to keep from view 241 00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:20,020 what many are pleased to call my disfigurement. 242 00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:24,530 I do not wear it as a courtesy to such people, 243 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:28,940 but as a judgment on the quality of their hearts. 244 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:31,700 Are you judging me? 245 00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:36,450 The Doctor regenerated in your presence. 246 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:41,770 The young man disappeared, the veil lifted. He trusted you. 247 00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:43,530 Are you judging him? 248 00:15:43,580 --> 00:15:45,620 SHE GASPS 249 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,850 How dare you? 250 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,540 How dare you? 251 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:00,740 DINOSAUR MURMURS 252 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:15,700 Door. Boring. Not me. 253 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:23,250 Me! 254 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:24,970 Marcus Aurelius, Roman Emperor, 255 00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:27,090 last of the five good'uns, stoic philosopher. 256 00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:30,050 Superlative bass guitarist - the Doctor really knows how to put 257 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,970 a band together. And the only pin-up I ever had on my wall when I was 15, 258 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:34,010 the only one I ever had. 259 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,930 I am not sure who you think you're talking to right now, Madam Vastra, 260 00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:39,650 but I have never had the slightest interest in pretty young men. 261 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:42,210 And for the record, if there ever was anybody who could flirt 262 00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:45,490 with a mountain range, she's probably standing in front of you right now! 263 00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:47,930 Just because my pretty face has turned your head, 264 00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:50,380 do not assume that I am so easily distracted. 265 00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:53,890 Whoo! 266 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:54,980 Woo-hoo! 267 00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,100 Sorry! 268 00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:02,570 Well... SHE CHUCKLES 269 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:03,850 ..goodness me! 270 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:05,170 The lake is ruffled at last. 271 00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:08,050 I often wondered what you'd be like when you lost your temper. 272 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,170 Oi! SHE HISSES 273 00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:10,260 Married. 274 00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:15,930 The Doctor needs us, you more than anyone. 275 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:19,460 He is lost in the ruin of himself, and we must bring him home. 276 00:17:23,740 --> 00:17:25,380 When did you stop wearing your veil? 277 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:29,140 When you stopped seeing it. 278 00:17:31,540 --> 00:17:35,090 Oi! Oi! 279 00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:38,850 Oi, big, sexy woman! 280 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:39,940 Oi! 281 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:45,210 Sorry. Sorry, it's all my fault. 282 00:17:45,260 --> 00:17:48,290 My time machine got stuck in your throat. It happens. 283 00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:51,250 I brought you along by accident, that's mostly how I meet girls, 284 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:55,610 but don't worry, I promise I will get you home. 285 00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:58,250 DINOSAUR ROARS I swear, whatever it takes, 286 00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:02,690 I will keep you safe. 287 00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:07,020 You will be at home again. 288 00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:09,900 DINOSAUR ROARS FEROCIOUSLY 289 00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:16,130 Stop that. 290 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:19,380 - Who's doing that? - No, don't do that. 291 00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:21,930 That came from the river! 292 00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:23,730 The dinosaur! 293 00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:26,060 Strax, bring the carriage, now! 294 00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:30,460 Arrggh! 295 00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:33,730 BRANCH CREAKS 296 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,290 Arrggh! Arrggh! 297 00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:36,730 Arrggh! 298 00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:38,220 Oh! 299 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:42,770 Halt! 300 00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:46,290 Sorry, I'm going to have to relieve you of your pet! 301 00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:47,570 You're what? 302 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,130 Shut up, I was talking to the horse! 303 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:50,450 HORSE WHINNIES 304 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,660 HE GROAN 305 00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:57,660 - What are you doing? - Forwards! 306 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:03,580 Out of the way, human scum! Hyya! 307 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:06,660 Jurassic emergency! 308 00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:09,500 Hyya! 309 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,450 HORSE WHINNIES 310 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,490 Left! 311 00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:21,010 No, no! Right, right, right, right! 312 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,700 Sorry, it's my new hands, I can't tell them apart. 313 00:19:31,180 --> 00:19:32,690 What do you think's happened? 314 00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:34,690 I don't know, but I fear devilment. 315 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,250 Should we not have told the Doctor? 316 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,140 He's not ready to leave his bed. 317 00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:44,060 Watch it on the corners, it's a bit slippery up here! 318 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,570 Strax! Hyya! Come on, Strax! Hyya! 319 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,020 Hyya, hyya! That's better! 320 00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:58,570 (Sorry, sorry.) 321 00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:00,380 (I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.) 322 00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:03,700 Whoa. 323 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,170 The Doctor! What's he doing here? 324 00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:14,370 CAR ALARM CHIRPS 325 00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:16,770 There is trouble - where else would he be? 326 00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:18,700 She was scared. 327 00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:21,420 She was scared and alone. 328 00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:25,740 I brought her here and look what they did. 329 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,460 Who or what could have done this thing? 330 00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:34,090 No. 331 00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:36,090 I'm sorry? 332 00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:43,130 No. That is not the question, that is not where we start. 333 00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:44,530 The question is how. 334 00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:47,210 The flesh itself has been combusted... 335 00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:49,330 No, no, shut up! 336 00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:52,130 What do you all have for brains - pudding? 337 00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:53,220 Look at you. 338 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:59,490 Why can't I meet a decent species? Planet of the pudding-brains! 339 00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:00,580 Doctor... 340 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:06,090 ..I know you're upset, but you need to calm down and talk to us. 341 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,370 What is the question? 342 00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:11,490 A dinosaur is burning in the heart of London. 343 00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:13,860 Nothing left but smoke and flame. 344 00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:18,100 The question is... 345 00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:21,900 ..have there been any similar murders? 346 00:21:25,460 --> 00:21:28,380 Yes! Yes, by the Goddess, there have! 347 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:31,740 Look at them all - gawking! 348 00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:34,300 CROWD MURMURS 349 00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:38,420 Question two. 350 00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:42,140 If all the pudding-brains are gawking... 351 00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:44,900 ..then what is he? 352 00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:53,330 He seems remarkably unmoved by the available spectacle. 353 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,450 Do you think that's whoever...? 354 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:56,660 HEAVY SPLASH 355 00:21:57,820 --> 00:22:00,890 What he's doing? He'll drown! I very much doubt it. 356 00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:03,890 Why? There has been a murder. 357 00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:06,570 The Doctor has taken up the case. 358 00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:09,060 If we are to see him again, we must do the same. 359 00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:27,410 Come on, Earthling scum! Position it here. Easy now! 360 00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:29,210 That's it. Careful. 361 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,450 Don't get it scratched or you and all your bloodline 362 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,890 will be obliterated from time and space. Very good, sir. 363 00:22:33,940 --> 00:22:35,650 Strax! 364 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:39,410 Ah, morning, Miss Clara. You're awake at last. 365 00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:40,930 You got the TARDIS, then? 366 00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:43,850 Military tactics. The Doctor is still missing, 367 00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:46,570 but he will always come looking for his box. 368 00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:49,250 By bringing it here, he will be lured from the dangers 369 00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:50,810 of London to this place of safety, 370 00:22:50,860 --> 00:22:53,530 and we will melt him with acid. 371 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:54,970 OK, that last part? 372 00:22:55,020 --> 00:23:01,380 And we will not melt him with acid. Old habits. 373 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:05,180 The Times. Shall I send it up? Yeah, why not? 374 00:23:06,380 --> 00:23:07,780 Hyya! 375 00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:22,730 Jenny! Ah, good morning, Clara. Morning. 376 00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:26,290 Erm, so what are we going to do? Are we looking for the Doctor? 377 00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:28,570 We've got the Paternoster Irregulars out in force. 378 00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:31,490 If anyone can find him, they can. 379 00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:34,850 Meanwhile, Madam Vastra is slightly occupied 380 00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:36,970 by the Conk-Singleton forgery case. 381 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:40,130 and is having the Camberwell child-poisoner for dinner... 382 00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:41,170 For dinner? 383 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:44,210 ..after she's finished interrogating him. 384 00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:46,770 Probably best to stay out the larder. 385 00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:49,090 It'll get a bit noisy in there later. 386 00:23:49,140 --> 00:23:50,180 Erm... 387 00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:01,740 Ah, Miss Clara! 388 00:24:03,060 --> 00:24:05,090 You look better now you're up. 389 00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:06,570 Thank you, Strax! 390 00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:10,010 Oh, sorry, trick of the light. You still look terrible. 391 00:24:10,060 --> 00:24:11,730 Can I get you anything? 392 00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:14,370 Er, no, thanks. Maybe just some water. 393 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:15,460 Of course. 394 00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:25,170 Well, don't hold back, I've nearly finished anyway. 395 00:24:25,220 --> 00:24:26,770 Um... 396 00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:29,450 It's perfectly all right. I washed in it myself. 397 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:32,370 All of a sudden, I'm not very thirsty. 398 00:24:32,420 --> 00:24:33,770 Really? 399 00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:36,770 Perhaps it is time then... 400 00:24:36,820 --> 00:24:38,540 DEVICE WHIRS 401 00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:43,100 ..for your mandatory medical examination. 402 00:24:46,220 --> 00:24:47,570 Say, "Ah." 403 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:48,690 Ah. 404 00:24:48,740 --> 00:24:49,970 You didn't move your lips. 405 00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:51,810 You're looking at my eye. 406 00:24:51,860 --> 00:24:53,730 Oh, yes, there we are. 407 00:24:53,780 --> 00:24:55,530 Easy mistake. 408 00:24:55,580 --> 00:24:58,010 Ah-h! DEVICE BEEPS 409 00:24:58,060 --> 00:24:59,850 Now that's interesting. 410 00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:01,170 What? What's interesting? 411 00:25:01,220 --> 00:25:05,690 Deflected narcissism, traces of passive aggressive, 412 00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:10,090 and a lot of muscular young men doing sport. 413 00:25:10,140 --> 00:25:11,970 What are you looking at? 414 00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:14,930 Your subconscious. Is that sport? 415 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,210 It could be sport. 416 00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:19,170 Well, stop looking. 417 00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:21,300 Moving onto the thorax, such as it is... 418 00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:24,850 Ah, excellent. 419 00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:28,410 Enviable spleen! Well done. 420 00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:32,970 27 years old, with a projected lifespan of exactly... 421 00:25:33,020 --> 00:25:34,290 Stop...right there. 422 00:25:34,340 --> 00:25:36,090 Oh, you're going to do quite well. 423 00:25:36,140 --> 00:25:40,300 But watch out for fluid retention later, it's going to be spectacular. 424 00:25:41,460 --> 00:25:44,010 Well, put your clothes back on. They are on! 425 00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:45,980 Oh, yes, so they are. 426 00:25:47,260 --> 00:25:48,490 Why are you doing this? 427 00:25:48,540 --> 00:25:52,530 If we are to serve together, I need you in peak physical prowess. 428 00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:53,650 Eh? Ow! 429 00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:55,570 Why would we be serving together? 430 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:58,810 The Doctor's going to come back, isn't he? It is to be hoped. 431 00:25:58,860 --> 00:26:02,010 He's not just going to abandon me here. 432 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:04,650 You must stop worrying about him, my boy. 433 00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:09,810 By now, he's almost certainly had his throat cut by the violent poor. 434 00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:10,850 BINS CLANG 435 00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:12,530 DOGS BARK 436 00:26:12,580 --> 00:26:13,620 Oh-h! 437 00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:24,980 THE DOCTOR MUMBLES 438 00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:36,780 CLANGING 439 00:26:40,060 --> 00:26:42,530 Bitey. Bitey? 440 00:26:42,580 --> 00:26:43,660 The air... 441 00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:47,970 ..it's bitey, it's wet and bitey. 442 00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:49,690 Oh, it's cold! 443 00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:53,260 That's right. It's cold! It's cold, I knew it was a thing. 444 00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:55,420 I need, um... 445 00:26:56,340 --> 00:26:58,330 I need clothes. 446 00:26:58,380 --> 00:27:02,060 I need clothes, that's what I need. And a big, long scarf. 447 00:27:03,060 --> 00:27:06,540 No, no, move on from that, looked stupid. 448 00:27:07,540 --> 00:27:08,810 Um... 449 00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:10,540 Have you seen this face before? 450 00:27:11,740 --> 00:27:13,210 No. 451 00:27:13,260 --> 00:27:14,300 Are you sure? 452 00:27:15,460 --> 00:27:18,220 Sir, I have never seen that face. 453 00:27:19,780 --> 00:27:23,260 It's funny, because... I'm sure that I have. 454 00:27:24,260 --> 00:27:26,850 You know, I never know where the faces come from. 455 00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:29,490 They just pop up. Zap! Faces like this one. 456 00:27:29,540 --> 00:27:32,650 Come on, look at it, have a look, come on, look, look, look. 457 00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:36,700 Look, it's covered in lines, but I didn't do the frowning. 458 00:27:38,180 --> 00:27:39,780 Who frowned me this face? 459 00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:45,170 Do you ever look in the mirror and think, "I've seen that face before"? 460 00:27:45,220 --> 00:27:46,210 Yes. 461 00:27:46,260 --> 00:27:47,890 Really? When? 462 00:27:47,940 --> 00:27:50,020 Well, every time I look in the mirror. 463 00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:54,090 Oh, yes, yes, yes, fair enough. 464 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:56,780 Good point. My face is fresh on, though. 465 00:27:58,740 --> 00:27:59,770 Er... 466 00:27:59,820 --> 00:28:01,020 Why this one? 467 00:28:02,420 --> 00:28:06,020 Why did I choose...this face? 468 00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:11,180 It's like I'm trying to tell myself something, 469 00:28:12,180 --> 00:28:14,930 like I'm trying to make a point. But what is so important 470 00:28:14,980 --> 00:28:18,130 that I can't just tell myself what I'm thinking? 471 00:28:18,180 --> 00:28:20,210 Er... 472 00:28:20,260 --> 00:28:23,410 I'm not just being rhetorical here, you can join in. 473 00:28:23,460 --> 00:28:26,410 I don't like it. What? Your face. 474 00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:28,130 Well, I don't like it either. 475 00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:29,970 Well, it's all right up until the eyebrows. 476 00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:32,610 Then it just goes haywire. Look at the eyebrows! 477 00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:34,570 These are attack eyebrows. 478 00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:37,330 You could take bottle tops off with these! 479 00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:39,410 They are mighty eyebrows indeed, sir. 480 00:28:39,460 --> 00:28:43,530 They're cross! They're crosser than the rest of my face. 481 00:28:43,580 --> 00:28:45,370 They're independently cross. 482 00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:48,450 They probably want to cede from the rest of my face 483 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,970 and set up their own independent state of eyebrows. 484 00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:54,290 That's Scot... I am Scottish. I've gone Scottish? 485 00:28:54,340 --> 00:28:57,890 Oh, yes, you are. You are definitely Scots, sir. 486 00:28:57,940 --> 00:28:59,730 I... I 'ear it in your voice. 487 00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:01,330 Oh, no, that's good. 488 00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:05,250 Oh-h! Oh-h! 489 00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:08,250 It's good I'm Scottish, I'm Scottish. 490 00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:10,810 I am Scottish. 491 00:29:10,860 --> 00:29:14,290 I can complain about things, I can really complain about things now. 492 00:29:14,340 --> 00:29:16,490 Give me your coat. No. 493 00:29:16,540 --> 00:29:17,850 I'm cold. 494 00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:19,210 I'm cold. 495 00:29:19,260 --> 00:29:20,450 I'm cold. 496 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:23,090 Well, there's no point in us both being cold, give me your coat. 497 00:29:23,140 --> 00:29:25,370 Give me your coat! 498 00:29:25,420 --> 00:29:27,610 No, wait. Shut up, shut up! 499 00:29:27,660 --> 00:29:28,700 Shut up! 500 00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:33,170 I missed something, It was here, it was here. It was... 501 00:29:33,220 --> 00:29:35,460 What was it I saw, what did I see? 502 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:40,420 This is what I saw! 503 00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:47,810 Spontaneous combustion! 504 00:29:47,860 --> 00:29:50,020 What devilry is this, sir? 505 00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:53,820 I don't know, but I probably blame the English. 506 00:29:59,740 --> 00:30:02,650 Hmm! Spontaneous combustion! 507 00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:06,050 Is that like love at first sight? Huh! A little. 508 00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:08,210 It is the theory that human beings can, 509 00:30:08,260 --> 00:30:11,130 with little or no inducement, simply explode. 510 00:30:11,180 --> 00:30:14,250 You don't need to flirt with me, we're already married. 511 00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:16,730 It's scientific nonsense, of course. 512 00:30:16,780 --> 00:30:18,050 Marriage? 513 00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:19,450 Hush! 514 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:21,650 There have been nine reported incidents 515 00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:24,650 of people apparently exploding in the last month. 516 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:26,970 And you think they weren't spontaneous. 517 00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:32,890 I think whoever killed the dinosaur had at least nine previous victims - 518 00:30:32,940 --> 00:30:36,260 all of these perished in the same spectacular fashion. 519 00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:39,210 I thought you were painting me! 520 00:30:39,260 --> 00:30:40,370 I was working. 521 00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:42,090 Well, why am I posing then? 522 00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:45,730 Well, you brighten the room tremendously. Chin up a little. 523 00:30:45,780 --> 00:30:48,060 Oh, I don't understand why I'm doing this! 524 00:30:49,340 --> 00:30:50,740 Art? 525 00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:56,250 Now, why destroy the victims so completely? 526 00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:59,810 It's difficult, it draws attention - what advantage is to be gained? 527 00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:01,460 Well, tell us, then. 528 00:31:02,540 --> 00:31:04,010 Concealment, perhaps. 529 00:31:04,060 --> 00:31:05,690 Concealment? 530 00:31:05,740 --> 00:31:08,450 It's a fanciful theory, but it fits the facts. 531 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:11,690 By destroying the body so completely, 532 00:31:11,740 --> 00:31:14,530 you conceal what is missing from it. 533 00:31:14,580 --> 00:31:16,250 Missing from the body? 534 00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:17,940 CLARA: Madame Vastra! 535 00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:22,370 Clara, excellent. Pop your clothes on that chair there. 536 00:31:22,420 --> 00:31:24,290 Look! 537 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:28,410 Advertisements, yes - so many, it's a distressing modern trend. 538 00:31:28,460 --> 00:31:30,340 No, look! 539 00:31:33,420 --> 00:31:34,460 Look. 540 00:31:36,580 --> 00:31:37,620 SHE GASPS 541 00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:39,970 Ma'am? 542 00:31:40,020 --> 00:31:43,170 The game is afoot. We're going to need a lot of tea. 543 00:31:43,220 --> 00:31:44,420 BELL RINGS 544 00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:49,210 There appears to be nothing of significance 545 00:31:49,260 --> 00:31:51,330 in the rest of the newspaper, 546 00:31:51,380 --> 00:31:53,250 not even in the agony column. 547 00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:55,130 We can't know it's from the Doctor. 548 00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:56,490 Of course it's from the Doctor. 549 00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:58,530 The Impossible Girl, that's what he calls me! 550 00:31:58,580 --> 00:32:01,250 He says lunch, but not when or where? 551 00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:05,170 "On the other side?" The other side of London? Bit vague. 552 00:32:05,220 --> 00:32:08,010 The other side of regeneration, perhaps, once he's recovered? 553 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:10,460 So what am I supposed to do - guess where we're meeting? 554 00:32:11,740 --> 00:32:13,410 Perhaps that's the point. 555 00:32:13,460 --> 00:32:17,010 Perhaps you're supposed to prove that you still know him. 556 00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:19,650 Think what that must mean for a man who barely knows himself. 557 00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:22,930 It doesn't makes sense. He doesn't do puzzles. 558 00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:26,140 He isn't complicated, really doesn't have the attention span. 559 00:32:27,740 --> 00:32:29,100 So... 560 00:32:35,780 --> 00:32:37,300 ..keeping it dead simple... 561 00:32:38,780 --> 00:32:40,100 "..on the other side." 562 00:33:10,020 --> 00:33:12,060 CUTLERY CLINKS 563 00:33:16,260 --> 00:33:17,860 CLARA SNIFFS 564 00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:28,420 SHE COUGHS 565 00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:34,210 What's wrong? I don't know! Maybe the smell? 566 00:33:34,260 --> 00:33:36,140 I know, it's everywhere. 567 00:33:37,660 --> 00:33:39,100 Where did you get that coat? 568 00:33:41,380 --> 00:33:43,250 Er... 569 00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:44,530 I bought it. 570 00:33:44,580 --> 00:33:45,570 From where? 571 00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:47,140 Er, a shop. No. 572 00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:51,450 Might have been a tramp. 573 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:52,770 You don't have any money. 574 00:33:52,820 --> 00:33:53,860 Er... 575 00:33:55,060 --> 00:33:56,130 ..I had a watch! 576 00:33:56,180 --> 00:33:58,610 No! That watch was beautiful. 577 00:33:58,660 --> 00:34:00,330 It was my favourite. 578 00:34:00,380 --> 00:34:02,690 You swapped your favourite watch for that coat - 579 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:04,090 that's maybe not a good deal. 580 00:34:04,140 --> 00:34:07,060 Well, I was in a hurry, there was a terrible smell. OK. 581 00:34:08,060 --> 00:34:09,730 HE LAUGHS 582 00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:12,290 No, no. Don't, don't... 583 00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:14,010 Don't, don't smile. 584 00:34:14,060 --> 00:34:18,170 I will smile first and then you know it's safe to smile. 585 00:34:18,220 --> 00:34:20,410 Are you cross with me? I am not cross, 586 00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:22,780 but if I was cross it would be your fault and... 587 00:34:23,940 --> 00:34:25,490 ..yes, I am cross. I guessed that. 588 00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:27,970 I am extremely cross. And if I hadn't changed my face, 589 00:34:28,020 --> 00:34:29,090 would you be cross? 590 00:34:29,140 --> 00:34:30,850 I would be cross if I wasn't cross! Why? 591 00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:31,940 Why? 592 00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:37,210 An ordinary person wants to meet someone 593 00:34:37,260 --> 00:34:39,930 that they know very well for lunch, what do they do? 594 00:34:39,980 --> 00:34:45,410 Well, they probably...get in touch and suggest lunch. Mm-hm. 595 00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:48,450 OK, so what sort of person would put a cryptic note in... 596 00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:50,130 in a newspaper advert? 597 00:34:50,180 --> 00:34:51,730 Well, I wouldn't like to say. 598 00:34:51,780 --> 00:34:53,050 Oh, go on, do, say. 599 00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:55,530 Well, I would say that that person would be 600 00:34:55,580 --> 00:34:58,890 an egomaniac, needy, game-player sort of person. 601 00:34:58,940 --> 00:35:01,090 SHE SIGHS CONTENTEDLY Thank you. 602 00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:03,540 SHE CHUCKLES Well, at least that hasn't changed. 603 00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:07,850 And I don't suppose it ever will. No, I don't suppose it will either. 604 00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:09,940 Clara, honestly... 605 00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:13,380 ..I don't want you to change. 606 00:35:15,220 --> 00:35:16,610 It was no bother, really. 607 00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:20,810 I saw your advert, I figured it out - happy to play your game. 608 00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:22,050 No. 609 00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:24,810 No...no, I didn't place the ad. You placed the ad. 610 00:35:24,860 --> 00:35:27,370 No, I didn't. Yes, you placed the ad, I figured it out! 611 00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:29,010 Impossible Girl, see, lunch? 612 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:32,650 No, look, the Impossible... That is a message FROM the Impossible Girl. 613 00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:35,540 FOR the Impossible...Girl. 614 00:35:39,300 --> 00:35:40,810 Oh? Oh? 615 00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:42,130 Hmm. 616 00:35:42,180 --> 00:35:48,010 Well, if neither of us placed that ad, who placed...that ad? 617 00:35:48,060 --> 00:35:52,410 Hang on. "Egomaniac, needy, game-player"? 618 00:35:52,460 --> 00:35:54,690 This could be a trap. That was me? Never mind that. 619 00:35:54,740 --> 00:35:56,370 Yes, I am minding that! Clara.... 620 00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:58,210 You were talking about me? 621 00:35:58,260 --> 00:36:00,850 Clara, what is happening right now 622 00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:04,010 in this restaurant to you and me is more important than your egomania. 623 00:36:04,060 --> 00:36:05,930 Nothing is more important than my egomania! 624 00:36:05,980 --> 00:36:09,140 Right, you actually said that. You never mention that again! 625 00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:13,010 It's...it's a vanity trap. 626 00:36:13,060 --> 00:36:16,090 You're so busy congratulating yourself on solving the puzzle, 627 00:36:16,140 --> 00:36:19,090 you don't notice that you're sticking your head in a noose. 628 00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:20,410 What are you doing? 629 00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:23,170 And that isn't the only grey one, if you are, erm, having a cull. 630 00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:25,130 What, do you have a problem with the grey ones? 631 00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:27,450 If I got new hair, and it was grey, I would have a problem. 632 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:28,860 Yeah, I bet you would. Meaning? 633 00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:31,340 It's too short. 634 00:36:32,380 --> 00:36:34,410 Ow! Sorry, it was the only one out of place, 635 00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:36,370 I'm sure that you would want it killed. 636 00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:38,770 Oooh, are you trying to tell me something? 637 00:36:38,820 --> 00:36:41,410 I'm trying to measure the air disturbance in the room. 638 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:44,180 Right, moments when you know you are boring. 639 00:36:45,540 --> 00:36:46,580 SLIGHT WHOOSH 640 00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:56,850 There is something extremely wrong with everybody else in this room. 641 00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:59,810 Mmm, basically, don't you always think that? Look at them. 642 00:36:59,860 --> 00:37:01,900 Don't look! You just said to look! 643 00:37:03,380 --> 00:37:05,060 Look without looking! 644 00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:10,340 CUTLERY CLINKS 645 00:37:12,100 --> 00:37:14,500 They look fine to me. They're just eating. 646 00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:16,900 Are they? 647 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:31,850 OK, no. No, they're not eating. 648 00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:33,740 Something else they're not doing. 649 00:37:38,740 --> 00:37:39,900 (Breathing.) 650 00:37:46,940 --> 00:37:48,020 What do we do? 651 00:37:50,540 --> 00:37:52,290 What, you don't want to eat, do you? 652 00:37:52,340 --> 00:37:54,690 Hmm! Slightly lost my appetite. SHE CLEARS HER THROAT 653 00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:57,410 How long before they notice that we're different? Not long. 654 00:37:57,460 --> 00:37:58,900 Anything we can do? 655 00:38:00,580 --> 00:38:02,180 How long can you hold your breath? 656 00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:06,850 We could just casually stroll out of here, like we've changed our minds. 657 00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:09,100 Happens all the time. Ha! Course it does. 658 00:38:10,740 --> 00:38:12,780 DINERS RATTLE 659 00:38:23,740 --> 00:38:25,460 DINERS RATTLE 660 00:38:30,940 --> 00:38:32,140 DINERS RATTLE 661 00:38:34,940 --> 00:38:37,340 We could...take another look at the menu. 662 00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:42,300 DINERS RATTLE 663 00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:48,610 What are they? 664 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:51,650 I don't know. But don't worry, because that's not the question. 665 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:54,130 The question is, what is this restaurant? 666 00:38:54,180 --> 00:38:55,890 OK, what is this restaurant? 667 00:38:55,940 --> 00:38:57,500 I don't know. 668 00:39:06,580 --> 00:39:09,100 Er...no sausages? 669 00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:11,050 Do you... 670 00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:13,860 And there's no pictures either. Do you have a children's menu? 671 00:39:15,540 --> 00:39:17,410 BEEPING 672 00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:19,050 Any specials? 673 00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:20,610 Liver. 674 00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:22,530 I don't like liver. 675 00:39:22,580 --> 00:39:26,370 Spleen. Brain stem. Eyes. 676 00:39:26,420 --> 00:39:29,810 Mm. Is there a lot of demand for those? 677 00:39:29,860 --> 00:39:32,260 I don't think that's what's on the menu. 678 00:39:33,780 --> 00:39:36,050 I think we are the menu. 679 00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:39,220 Lungs. Skin. 680 00:39:40,620 --> 00:39:41,780 Excuse me. 681 00:39:44,820 --> 00:39:47,930 OK. Robot in a mask. 682 00:39:47,980 --> 00:39:49,250 It's a face. 683 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:51,940 Yeah, it's very convincing. 684 00:39:53,260 --> 00:39:55,330 No, it's a face. 685 00:39:55,380 --> 00:39:56,450 Oh! 686 00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:57,530 Yes. 687 00:39:57,580 --> 00:40:01,580 Yes, what? Yes, we have a children's menu. 688 00:40:06,340 --> 00:40:08,220 You've got to admire their efficiency. 689 00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:10,780 Is it OK if I don't? 690 00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:14,060 THEY SCREAM 691 00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:22,890 CLARA GASPS 692 00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:24,330 Hello? 693 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:26,130 Hello, are you the manager? 694 00:40:26,180 --> 00:40:28,060 I demand to speak to the manager. 695 00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,060 This is not a real restaurant, is it? 696 00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:34,850 Well... 697 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:38,290 it's more a sort of automated organ collection station 698 00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:40,890 for the unwary diner. Sweeney Todd without the pies. 699 00:40:40,940 --> 00:40:42,290 So, where are we now? 700 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:46,010 Factually, an ancient spaceship, probably buried for centuries, 701 00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:48,580 functionally...a larder. 702 00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:51,130 So why hasn't somebody come for us? 703 00:40:51,180 --> 00:40:52,530 We're alive. 704 00:40:52,580 --> 00:40:54,170 We're alive in a larder. 705 00:40:54,220 --> 00:40:57,290 Exactly. It's cheaper than freezing us. 706 00:40:57,340 --> 00:40:58,770 OK. 707 00:40:58,820 --> 00:41:01,690 Are you ready? Go for it. 708 00:41:01,740 --> 00:41:04,810 Don't let it roll away. No. 709 00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:06,090 We've got one shot at this. 710 00:41:06,140 --> 00:41:08,690 Next time, make one that doesn't roll. 711 00:41:08,740 --> 00:41:10,300 Go! 712 00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:15,900 Got it? I can only just about reach. 713 00:41:17,740 --> 00:41:20,940 Oh, it's at times like this I miss Amy. Who? Nothing. 714 00:41:23,660 --> 00:41:26,300 Ready? Don't miss! 715 00:41:27,300 --> 00:41:28,650 Oh-h! 716 00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:30,860 Oh. 717 00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:34,850 Sorry, did I hit...something? 718 00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:36,740 Oh, the symbolism! 719 00:41:43,580 --> 00:41:45,770 You should make that thing voice-activated. 720 00:41:45,820 --> 00:41:48,930 Oh, for God's sake, it is, isn't it? I don't want to talk about it. 721 00:41:48,980 --> 00:41:50,020 Doctor? 722 00:41:57,060 --> 00:41:58,100 Dormant. 723 00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:01,340 How do you know? I don't. I'm just hoping. 724 00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:08,210 So...is it these guys that killed the dinosaur? 725 00:42:08,260 --> 00:42:11,050 Well, if they're harvesting organs, 726 00:42:11,100 --> 00:42:13,570 a dinosaur would have some great stuff. 727 00:42:13,620 --> 00:42:16,810 Why would robots need organs? Burke and Hare from space? 728 00:42:16,860 --> 00:42:19,060 No, but that's a good theory. 729 00:42:21,140 --> 00:42:24,740 Droids harvesting spare parts. That rings a bell. 730 00:42:33,460 --> 00:42:34,740 Captain, my Captain. 731 00:42:37,620 --> 00:42:38,970 Can he see us? 732 00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:40,450 Dormant. Hoping? 733 00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:42,340 Yep. Oh, look! 734 00:42:43,380 --> 00:42:45,780 He's recharging. He's asleep. 735 00:42:47,220 --> 00:42:49,170 Doesn't even know we're here. Are you sure? 736 00:42:49,220 --> 00:42:51,100 Sure, not sure - one or the other. 737 00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:55,420 OK, so half-man, half-robot. a cyborg, yeah? 738 00:42:56,980 --> 00:42:58,140 Oh. Oh? 739 00:42:59,220 --> 00:43:00,890 Oh-h. Oh? 740 00:43:00,940 --> 00:43:03,090 Look at the hands. 741 00:43:03,140 --> 00:43:04,370 What about them? 742 00:43:04,420 --> 00:43:05,660 Look at them. I'm looking. 743 00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:17,980 They don't match. These hands don't belong to the same body. 744 00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:22,330 I don't understand. 745 00:43:22,380 --> 00:43:23,540 I don't blame you. 746 00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:28,010 See, this... this is not your normal cyborg. 747 00:43:28,060 --> 00:43:31,490 This isn't a man turning himself into a robot. 748 00:43:31,540 --> 00:43:34,690 This is a robot turning himself... 749 00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:37,010 into a man, piece by piece. 750 00:43:37,060 --> 00:43:39,450 That's what the restaurant's for. 751 00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:42,410 Well, it would need a constant supply of spare parts. 752 00:43:42,460 --> 00:43:45,290 You can tan skin, but organs rot. 753 00:43:45,340 --> 00:43:47,420 Some of that metalwork looks Roman. 754 00:43:49,860 --> 00:43:51,970 Wonder how long it's been around, 755 00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:55,010 how much of the original is even left. 756 00:43:55,060 --> 00:43:57,180 The eyeballs look very fresh, though. Eugh! 757 00:43:58,660 --> 00:43:59,860 ARM CLICKS Aggh! 758 00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:03,060 WHIRRING 759 00:44:08,140 --> 00:44:09,460 (Is it awake?) 760 00:44:12,060 --> 00:44:14,260 It's waking up...I think. 761 00:44:18,420 --> 00:44:19,460 OK, let's go. 762 00:44:29,260 --> 00:44:31,170 HE PANTS 763 00:44:31,220 --> 00:44:33,500 I've seen this before. I'm missing something! 764 00:44:34,860 --> 00:44:37,730 Doctor! It's the brand-new head, rebooting! 765 00:44:37,780 --> 00:44:38,970 Come on! 766 00:44:39,020 --> 00:44:40,730 I've seen this before! 767 00:44:40,780 --> 00:44:43,180 Oh, hurry up, get out. 768 00:44:46,900 --> 00:44:48,620 DOOR CLANGS Doctor! 769 00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:51,940 Quickly! 770 00:44:57,020 --> 00:44:59,570 Sorry, too slow. There's no point in them catching us both. 771 00:44:59,620 --> 00:45:01,700 Well, give me the screwdriver! 772 00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:07,900 I might need it. 773 00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:19,700 SHE GASPS Doctor? 774 00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:25,220 FOOTSTEPS 775 00:45:28,700 --> 00:45:31,220 Oh! SHE SOBS 776 00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:58,460 HE RATTLES 777 00:46:06,980 --> 00:46:08,660 'Something else they're not doing.' 778 00:46:09,660 --> 00:46:10,940 Breathing. 779 00:46:17,940 --> 00:46:20,300 How long can you hold your breath? 780 00:46:30,940 --> 00:46:33,340 HE WHIRS MECHANICALLY 781 00:47:44,340 --> 00:47:45,860 CLANGING 782 00:48:04,540 --> 00:48:05,660 SHE EXHALES DEEPLY 783 00:48:10,620 --> 00:48:11,940 Bring her. 784 00:48:15,420 --> 00:48:16,460 DREAMY ECHOING 785 00:48:26,060 --> 00:48:27,100 CHILDREN LAUGH 786 00:48:30,100 --> 00:48:33,610 All right, stop. Stop it, all of you, now. 787 00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:35,090 Ha-ha! It's her first day. 788 00:48:35,140 --> 00:48:36,740 CHILDREN CONTINUE TO LAUGH 789 00:48:38,660 --> 00:48:40,050 If you don't stop it, 790 00:48:40,100 --> 00:48:42,290 I'm going to have each and every single one of you 791 00:48:42,340 --> 00:48:43,570 kicked out of this school! 792 00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:45,490 Go on, then. Do it! 793 00:48:45,540 --> 00:48:46,580 SPEECH ECHOES 794 00:48:58,860 --> 00:49:00,340 Where is the other one? 795 00:49:07,060 --> 00:49:09,530 There was another. Where is he? 796 00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:10,860 Where is the other? 797 00:49:14,140 --> 00:49:15,220 You will tell us... 798 00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:19,060 ..or you will be destroyed. 799 00:49:21,180 --> 00:49:22,690 (What did you say?) 800 00:49:22,740 --> 00:49:23,900 You will tell us. 801 00:49:25,460 --> 00:49:29,100 Yeah, I know, or what? You will die. 802 00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:31,170 'Go on, then.' 803 00:49:31,220 --> 00:49:32,660 Do it. 804 00:49:41,620 --> 00:49:43,340 Go on, then. 805 00:49:45,180 --> 00:49:46,220 Do it. 806 00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:51,970 I'm not going to answer any of your questions, 807 00:49:52,020 --> 00:49:55,380 so you have to do it. You have to kill me. 808 00:49:56,380 --> 00:49:58,940 Threats don't work unless you deliver. 809 00:50:02,620 --> 00:50:06,010 You will tell us where the other one is. Nope. 810 00:50:06,060 --> 00:50:08,530 You will be destroyed. Destroy me, then. 811 00:50:08,580 --> 00:50:10,530 And if you don't, then... 812 00:50:10,580 --> 00:50:13,020 I not going to believe a single threat you make from now on. 813 00:50:14,740 --> 00:50:17,490 Of course, if I'm dead, then... 814 00:50:17,540 --> 00:50:21,130 I can't tell you where the other one went, then... 815 00:50:21,180 --> 00:50:23,580 You need to keep this place down here a secret, don't you? 816 00:50:25,300 --> 00:50:27,610 Never start with your final sanction. 817 00:50:27,660 --> 00:50:29,780 You've got nowhere to go but backwards. 818 00:50:34,380 --> 00:50:35,940 Humans feel pain. 819 00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:39,620 Bigger threat to smaller threat - see what I mean? Backwards. 820 00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:44,940 The information can be extracted by means of your suffering. 821 00:50:46,020 --> 00:50:47,530 Are you trying to scare me? 822 00:50:47,580 --> 00:50:50,770 Well, cos I'm already bloody terrified of dying... 823 00:50:50,820 --> 00:50:52,890 and I'll endure a lot of pain 824 00:50:52,940 --> 00:50:55,170 for a very long time before I give up the information 825 00:50:55,220 --> 00:50:57,250 that's keeping me alive. How long have you got? 826 00:50:57,300 --> 00:50:58,540 MECHANICAL WHIRRING 827 00:51:06,820 --> 00:51:10,090 All you can offer me is my life - what you can't do is threaten it. 828 00:51:10,140 --> 00:51:12,180 You can negotiate. 829 00:51:13,380 --> 00:51:15,850 OK, OK, OK! OK, yes, 830 00:51:15,900 --> 00:51:17,850 yes, yes, I'm crying 831 00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:21,570 and it's just because I am very frightened of you. 832 00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:23,410 If you know anything about human beings, 833 00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:25,820 that means you... you're in a lot trouble. 834 00:51:28,260 --> 00:51:30,290 We will not negotiate. 835 00:51:30,340 --> 00:51:31,730 You don't have a choice. 836 00:51:31,780 --> 00:51:35,650 I tell you what, I'll answer your questions if you answer mine. 837 00:51:35,700 --> 00:51:38,570 We will not answer questions. 838 00:51:38,620 --> 00:51:41,370 We'll take turns, I'll go first. Why did you kill the dinosaur? 839 00:51:41,420 --> 00:51:44,010 We will not answer questions. Why did you kill the dinosaur? 840 00:51:44,060 --> 00:51:47,130 We will not answer questions! Then you might as well kill me, 841 00:51:47,180 --> 00:51:49,220 because I'm not talking again till you do. 842 00:51:51,060 --> 00:51:52,380 SHE EXHALES 843 00:52:00,820 --> 00:52:04,090 Within the optic nerve of the dinosaur is material of use 844 00:52:04,140 --> 00:52:05,850 to our computer systems. 845 00:52:05,900 --> 00:52:08,740 You burned a whole dinosaur for a spare part? 846 00:52:09,740 --> 00:52:11,780 No, no, hang on. 847 00:52:13,580 --> 00:52:15,490 You know what's in a dinosaur's optic nerve, 848 00:52:15,540 --> 00:52:17,260 which means you've seen them before. 849 00:52:18,620 --> 00:52:20,250 Where is the other one? 850 00:52:20,300 --> 00:52:22,890 How long have you been rebuilding yourselves? 851 00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:26,420 Look at the state of you! Is there any real you left? What's the point? 852 00:52:31,580 --> 00:52:33,900 We will reach the promised land. 853 00:52:36,980 --> 00:52:39,290 The what, the promised land? What's that? 854 00:52:39,340 --> 00:52:41,060 Where is the other one? 855 00:52:44,780 --> 00:52:45,940 I don't know. 856 00:52:48,860 --> 00:52:52,780 But I know where he will be... where he will always be. 857 00:52:55,420 --> 00:52:57,500 If the Doctor is still the Doctor... 858 00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:01,700 ..he will have my back. 859 00:53:06,820 --> 00:53:08,650 SHE GASPS 860 00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:12,700 I'm right, aren't I? Go on. Please, please, God, say I'm right. 861 00:53:19,820 --> 00:53:24,250 Hello, hello, rubbish robots from the dawn of time, 862 00:53:24,300 --> 00:53:27,250 thank you for all the gratuitous information. 863 00:53:27,300 --> 00:53:30,730 Five foot one and crying - you never stood a chance. 864 00:53:30,780 --> 00:53:32,100 Stop it! 865 00:53:35,340 --> 00:53:38,210 This is your power source, and feeble though it is, 866 00:53:38,260 --> 00:53:39,850 I can use it to blow this whole room 867 00:53:39,900 --> 00:53:42,370 if I see one thing that I don't like, 868 00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:44,970 and that includes karaoke and mime, so take no chances. 869 00:53:45,020 --> 00:53:46,010 See, Clara? 870 00:53:46,060 --> 00:53:48,810 That's how you disguise yourself as a Droid. 871 00:53:48,860 --> 00:53:51,850 Yeah, well, I didn't have a lot of time, I'd been suddenly abandoned. 872 00:53:51,900 --> 00:53:54,850 Sorry. Well, no, actually I'm not, you're brilliant on adrenaline. 873 00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:56,410 And you were out of your depth, sir. 874 00:53:56,460 --> 00:53:58,050 Never try and control a control freak. 875 00:53:58,100 --> 00:54:00,010 I am not a control freak! 876 00:54:00,060 --> 00:54:02,490 Yes, ma'am. Oh! 877 00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:04,090 Why are you here? 878 00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:05,580 Why did you invite us? 879 00:54:07,100 --> 00:54:08,820 The message, in the paper... 880 00:54:10,660 --> 00:54:12,100 ..that was you, wasn't it? 881 00:54:18,140 --> 00:54:22,170 Oh. I hate being wrong in public. Everybody forget that happened. 882 00:54:22,220 --> 00:54:23,690 Clara, say the word. 883 00:54:23,740 --> 00:54:25,930 What word? They never sent you in here without a word. 884 00:54:25,980 --> 00:54:27,930 I don't want to say it. I've guessed already. 885 00:54:27,980 --> 00:54:29,540 BOTH: Geronimo! 886 00:54:40,820 --> 00:54:42,810 Remain still and lay down your weapons, 887 00:54:42,860 --> 00:54:44,450 in the name of the British Empire! 888 00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:45,580 Argh! 889 00:54:46,780 --> 00:54:49,170 Strax! Sorry. 890 00:54:49,220 --> 00:54:51,770 I've told you before - take the stairs. 891 00:54:51,820 --> 00:54:53,010 Oh, look. The cavalry. 892 00:54:53,060 --> 00:54:55,170 I burned an ancient, beautiful creature 893 00:54:55,220 --> 00:54:56,850 for one inch of optic nerve. 894 00:54:56,900 --> 00:54:59,010 What do you think you can accomplish, little man? 895 00:54:59,060 --> 00:55:00,460 What do you? Vastra? 896 00:55:01,820 --> 00:55:06,330 The establishment upstairs has been disabled with maximum prejudice, 897 00:55:06,380 --> 00:55:09,330 and the authorities summoned. Hang on, she called the police? 898 00:55:09,380 --> 00:55:11,730 We never do that, we should start. You see? 899 00:55:11,780 --> 00:55:13,290 Destroy us if you will, 900 00:55:13,340 --> 00:55:15,500 they're still going to close your restaurant. 901 00:55:17,020 --> 00:55:18,530 That was going to sound better. 902 00:55:18,580 --> 00:55:20,260 Then we will destroy you. 903 00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:32,060 No, you won't. 904 00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:35,210 You're logical. You have restraint. 905 00:55:35,260 --> 00:55:37,370 You kill to survive - you're not a murderer. 906 00:55:37,420 --> 00:55:39,170 He's not a what? This is a slaughterhouse. 907 00:55:39,220 --> 00:55:41,890 And how does that make it different from any other restaurant? 908 00:55:41,940 --> 00:55:44,210 You weren't vegetarian the last time I checked. This is over. 909 00:55:44,260 --> 00:55:45,970 Killing us won't change that. 910 00:55:46,020 --> 00:55:48,330 What would be the point? To find the promised land. 911 00:55:48,380 --> 00:55:51,170 You're millions of years old, it's time you knew - there isn't one. 912 00:55:51,220 --> 00:55:52,730 I am in search of paradise. 913 00:55:52,780 --> 00:55:56,180 Yeah, well, me too. I'm not going to make it either. 914 00:55:58,300 --> 00:55:59,610 Doctor! 915 00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:02,730 I will leave in the escape capsule. Destroy where necessary. 916 00:56:02,780 --> 00:56:04,090 Escape capsule? 917 00:56:04,140 --> 00:56:07,410 This ship is millions of years old, it'll never fly. 918 00:56:07,460 --> 00:56:08,930 It has been repaired. 919 00:56:08,980 --> 00:56:10,610 What with? 920 00:56:10,660 --> 00:56:11,930 You. 921 00:56:11,980 --> 00:56:13,580 Defensive positions everyone. 922 00:56:16,420 --> 00:56:18,530 Doctor! He's getting away! 923 00:56:18,580 --> 00:56:21,780 Your friend is intelligent. He'll know better than to follow me. 924 00:56:28,540 --> 00:56:29,700 HE GROANS 925 00:56:33,300 --> 00:56:35,860 Right, here we are, this is the place, come with me. 926 00:56:37,700 --> 00:56:39,530 It is our intent to leave. 927 00:56:39,580 --> 00:56:42,010 If it is your intent to stop us, 928 00:56:42,060 --> 00:56:44,340 perhaps we should get down to business. 929 00:56:48,780 --> 00:56:51,770 Dear Lord, what has she landed us with this time? 930 00:56:51,820 --> 00:56:53,060 MECHANICAL WHIRRING 931 00:56:57,180 --> 00:56:58,700 The restaurant is closed. 932 00:57:08,140 --> 00:57:11,460 Keep everyone out. No-one goes in there! 933 00:57:21,740 --> 00:57:23,290 What are you doing? 934 00:57:23,340 --> 00:57:25,860 I've got the horrible feeling I'm going to have to kill you. 935 00:57:27,740 --> 00:57:30,290 I thought you might appreciate a drink first. 936 00:57:30,340 --> 00:57:31,580 I know I would. 937 00:57:37,660 --> 00:57:38,700 RUMBLING 938 00:57:42,460 --> 00:57:43,900 Watch out! 939 00:57:52,380 --> 00:57:57,290 51st century, right? Time travelling spaceship, crashed in the past. 940 00:57:57,340 --> 00:57:59,500 You're trying to get home the long way round. 941 00:58:00,900 --> 00:58:02,370 I go to the promised land. 942 00:58:02,420 --> 00:58:04,100 So you keep saying. 943 00:58:05,620 --> 00:58:10,330 OK, so your restaurant is made out of your old ship, 944 00:58:10,380 --> 00:58:15,090 but you're wasting your time, it can't ever fly. 945 00:58:15,140 --> 00:58:16,890 The escape pod is viable. 946 00:58:16,940 --> 00:58:20,810 How? You can't patch up a spaceship with human remains. 947 00:58:20,860 --> 00:58:23,100 You know, this really is ringing a bell. 948 00:58:27,460 --> 00:58:31,620 OK, that's clever. How are you powering it? 949 00:58:32,660 --> 00:58:34,380 Skin. 950 00:58:44,220 --> 00:58:46,980 Get to the station! We need more men! 951 00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:50,530 What shall I tell them is happening? 952 00:58:50,580 --> 00:58:52,450 Go! 953 00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:54,050 How many do you estimate, my dear? 954 00:58:54,100 --> 00:58:57,890 More than upstairs, about 20, 30? 955 00:58:57,940 --> 00:58:59,930 The ones upstairs were mere decoys. 956 00:58:59,980 --> 00:59:03,620 These are battle-ready. I anticipate a challenge. 957 00:59:04,860 --> 00:59:07,930 Don't worry, my boy, we shall die in glory! 958 00:59:07,980 --> 00:59:10,980 OK. Good-o! 959 00:59:21,060 --> 00:59:22,380 "SS Marie Antoinette." 960 00:59:24,100 --> 00:59:27,890 Out-of-control repair Droids, cannibalising human beings. 961 00:59:27,940 --> 00:59:31,810 I know that this is familiar, but I just can't seem to place it. 962 00:59:31,860 --> 00:59:33,290 How would you kill me? 963 00:59:33,340 --> 00:59:36,260 "Sister ship of the Madame De Pompadour." 964 00:59:39,580 --> 00:59:40,820 Nope, not getting it. 965 00:59:42,260 --> 00:59:43,610 How would you kill me? 966 00:59:43,660 --> 00:59:46,700 Why don't you have a drink first? It's only human. 967 00:59:47,860 --> 00:59:49,250 I am not human. 968 00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:50,380 Neither am I. 969 00:59:51,660 --> 00:59:54,170 Why can't you stay dead, coward! 970 00:59:54,220 --> 00:59:55,260 SWORDS CLASH 971 01:00:07,460 --> 01:00:09,420 What do you think of the view? 972 01:00:13,660 --> 01:00:15,980 I do not think of it. I don't think of it. I don't. 973 01:00:17,420 --> 01:00:19,330 Droids and apostrophes, I could write a book, 974 01:00:19,380 --> 01:00:23,100 except you are...barely a Droid any more. 975 01:00:24,820 --> 01:00:26,540 There's more human in you than machine. 976 01:00:29,820 --> 01:00:34,260 So tell me... what do you think of the view? 977 01:00:46,420 --> 01:00:47,650 It is beautiful. 978 01:00:47,700 --> 01:00:52,130 No, it isn't. It's just far away. Everything looks too small. 979 01:00:52,180 --> 01:00:58,370 I prefer it down there. Everything is huge. Everything is so important. 980 01:00:58,420 --> 01:01:03,370 Every detail, every moment, every life clung to. 981 01:01:03,420 --> 01:01:06,130 How could you kill me? For the same reason that you're asking me 982 01:01:06,180 --> 01:01:08,740 that question - because you don't really want to carry on. 983 01:01:12,540 --> 01:01:14,530 What'll happen to the other Droids when you die? 984 01:01:14,580 --> 01:01:17,940 You're the control node, aren't you? Presumably they'll deactivate. 985 01:01:18,940 --> 01:01:22,050 I will not die. I will reach the promised land. 986 01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:24,010 There isn't any promised land. 987 01:01:24,060 --> 01:01:27,450 This is just... It's a superstition that you have picked up 988 01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:30,130 from all the humanity you've stuffed inside yourself. 989 01:01:30,180 --> 01:01:31,460 I am not dead. 990 01:01:33,580 --> 01:01:35,460 You are a broom. 991 01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:38,410 Question - 992 01:01:38,460 --> 01:01:42,130 you take a broom, you replace the handle, 993 01:01:42,180 --> 01:01:44,090 and then later you replace the brush 994 01:01:44,140 --> 01:01:48,330 and you do that over and over again. Is it still the same broom? 995 01:01:48,380 --> 01:01:51,650 Answer - no, of course it isn't. But you can still sweep the floor. 996 01:01:51,700 --> 01:01:54,210 Which is not strictly relevant, skip that last part. 997 01:01:54,260 --> 01:01:56,330 You have replaced every piece of yourself, 998 01:01:56,380 --> 01:01:59,290 mechanical and organic, time and time again - 999 01:01:59,340 --> 01:02:02,300 there's not a trace of the original you left. 1000 01:02:03,260 --> 01:02:06,660 You probably can't even remember where you got that face from. 1001 01:02:14,860 --> 01:02:16,100 It cannot end. 1002 01:02:17,380 --> 01:02:21,050 It has to. You know it does. And there's only one way out. 1003 01:02:21,100 --> 01:02:23,650 Self-destruction is against my basic program. 1004 01:02:23,700 --> 01:02:25,820 And murder is against mine! 1005 01:02:37,220 --> 01:02:38,540 Jenny! 1006 01:02:39,980 --> 01:02:42,820 Hold your breath! They're stupid. Everybody hold their breath. 1007 01:03:02,340 --> 01:03:04,530 'I can't do it. I can't.' 1008 01:03:04,580 --> 01:03:08,780 'Be brave, my love. I can store oxygen in my lungs.' 1009 01:03:09,900 --> 01:03:11,180 'Share with me!' 1010 01:03:20,180 --> 01:03:24,250 You are stronger than you look. And I'm hoping you are too. 1011 01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:26,940 This...is over. 1012 01:03:28,300 --> 01:03:30,500 Are you capable of admitting that? 1013 01:03:31,700 --> 01:03:33,690 Do you have it in you to murder me? 1014 01:03:33,740 --> 01:03:38,020 Those people down there. They're never small to me. 1015 01:03:39,060 --> 01:03:42,530 Don't make assumptions about how far I will go to protect them, 1016 01:03:42,580 --> 01:03:44,450 because I've already come a very long way. 1017 01:03:44,500 --> 01:03:48,100 And unlike you, I don't expect to reach the promised land. 1018 01:03:55,460 --> 01:04:00,580 You realise, of course, one of us is lying about our basic programming. 1019 01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:04,250 Yes. 1020 01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:06,500 And I think we both know who that is. 1021 01:04:19,940 --> 01:04:21,330 Stop! 1022 01:04:21,380 --> 01:04:23,140 THEY EXHALE 1023 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:04,940 Whoa. 1024 01:05:12,020 --> 01:05:14,130 You're sure he'd come back here? 1025 01:05:14,180 --> 01:05:16,090 There was no trace of him in the wreckage, 1026 01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:18,170 they searched all Parliament Hill. 1027 01:05:18,220 --> 01:05:19,540 Where else would he go? 1028 01:05:24,580 --> 01:05:26,380 I fear we have missed him. 1029 01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:38,220 Please come in. 1030 01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:44,530 I'm not interrupting? I should be glad of your company. 1031 01:05:44,580 --> 01:05:45,890 What can I do for you? 1032 01:05:45,940 --> 01:05:48,410 Ah, well, that's exactly what I was going to ask you. 1033 01:05:48,460 --> 01:05:51,980 Seems like I'm stuck here now. Got a vacancy? 1034 01:05:54,180 --> 01:05:57,170 You would be very welcome to join our little household, 1035 01:05:57,220 --> 01:06:01,410 but I have it on the highest authority 1036 01:06:01,460 --> 01:06:04,050 that the Doctor will be returning for you very soon. 1037 01:06:04,100 --> 01:06:05,140 Whose authority? 1038 01:06:06,460 --> 01:06:09,770 Well, the person who knows him best in all the universe. 1039 01:06:09,820 --> 01:06:11,300 And who's that? 1040 01:06:13,060 --> 01:06:14,300 Miss Clara Oswald... 1041 01:06:16,620 --> 01:06:20,610 ..who perhaps has, by instinct, already dressed to leave. 1042 01:06:20,660 --> 01:06:22,660 I just wanted a change of clothes. 1043 01:06:27,300 --> 01:06:29,540 I don't think I know who the Doctor is any more. 1044 01:06:30,540 --> 01:06:34,490 METALLIC THRUMMING 1045 01:06:34,540 --> 01:06:37,100 It would seem, my dear, you are very wrong about that. 1046 01:06:38,140 --> 01:06:39,220 Clara! 1047 01:06:40,820 --> 01:06:42,860 Give him hell. He'll always need it. 1048 01:07:03,860 --> 01:07:07,330 You've redecorated. Yes. I don't like it. 1049 01:07:07,380 --> 01:07:09,370 Not completely entirely convinced myself. 1050 01:07:09,420 --> 01:07:11,850 I think there should be more round things on the walls. 1051 01:07:11,900 --> 01:07:14,460 I used to have lots of round things. I wonder where I put them. 1052 01:07:28,020 --> 01:07:29,570 I'm the Doctor. 1053 01:07:29,620 --> 01:07:33,820 I've lived for over 2,000 years and not all of them were good. 1054 01:07:36,140 --> 01:07:38,370 I've made many mistakes, 1055 01:07:38,420 --> 01:07:41,220 and it's about time that I did something about that. 1056 01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:48,250 Clara, I'm not your boyfriend. 1057 01:07:48,300 --> 01:07:50,060 I never thought you were. 1058 01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,180 I never said it was your mistake. 1059 01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:57,540 METALLIC THRUMMING 1060 01:07:59,900 --> 01:08:01,220 What do you think? 1061 01:08:12,220 --> 01:08:15,050 Who put that advert in the paper? Who gave you my number? 1062 01:08:15,100 --> 01:08:16,810 A long time ago, remember? 1063 01:08:16,860 --> 01:08:18,770 You were given the number of a computer helpline, 1064 01:08:18,820 --> 01:08:21,210 and you ended up phoning the TARDIS. Who gave you that number? 1065 01:08:21,260 --> 01:08:22,930 The woman. The woman in the shop. 1066 01:08:22,980 --> 01:08:26,140 Then there's a woman out there who's very keen that we stay together. 1067 01:08:32,500 --> 01:08:34,260 How do you feel on the subject? 1068 01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:38,300 Am I home? 1069 01:08:39,340 --> 01:08:40,540 If you want to be. 1070 01:08:45,780 --> 01:08:47,540 I'm sorry. 1071 01:08:49,420 --> 01:08:50,980 I'm... I'm so, so sorry... 1072 01:08:53,060 --> 01:08:55,540 ..but I don't think I know who you are any more. 1073 01:08:58,300 --> 01:09:01,060 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 1074 01:09:03,140 --> 01:09:05,380 You'd better get that. It might be your boyfriend. 1075 01:09:06,900 --> 01:09:08,770 Shut up. 1076 01:09:08,820 --> 01:09:10,220 I don't have a boyfriend. 1077 01:09:19,660 --> 01:09:20,740 Hello! 1078 01:09:23,780 --> 01:09:25,290 Hello? 1079 01:09:25,340 --> 01:09:27,690 'It's me.' Yes, it's you, who's this? 1080 01:09:27,740 --> 01:09:30,530 'It's me, Clara. 1081 01:09:30,580 --> 01:09:31,620 'The Doctor.' 1082 01:09:37,980 --> 01:09:39,450 What do you mean, the Doctor? 1083 01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:43,130 I'm phoning you from Trenzalore... 1084 01:09:43,180 --> 01:09:46,530 I don't... '..from before I changed. 1085 01:09:46,580 --> 01:09:50,090 'I mean it's all still to happen for me, it's coming. 1086 01:09:50,140 --> 01:09:51,850 'Oh, it's a-coming...' 1087 01:09:51,900 --> 01:09:52,940 DIALLING TONE 1088 01:09:58,500 --> 01:10:00,090 'Not long now.' 1089 01:10:00,140 --> 01:10:03,900 I can...feel it. 1090 01:10:11,900 --> 01:10:15,370 Why? Why would you do this? 1091 01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:17,860 'Because I think it's going to be a whopper...' 1092 01:10:18,860 --> 01:10:22,090 ..and I think you might be scared. 1093 01:10:22,140 --> 01:10:27,170 'And however scared you are, Clara, the man you are with right now...' 1094 01:10:27,220 --> 01:10:31,330 the man I hope you are with, believe me, 1095 01:10:31,380 --> 01:10:36,130 he is more scared than anything you can imagine right now 1096 01:10:36,180 --> 01:10:38,250 'and he... 1097 01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:39,940 'he needs you.' 1098 01:10:42,580 --> 01:10:44,130 So who is it? 1099 01:10:44,180 --> 01:10:45,970 'Is that the Doctor?' 1100 01:10:46,020 --> 01:10:47,580 Is that the Doctor? 1101 01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:50,530 Yes. 1102 01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:51,970 'He sounds old.' 1103 01:10:52,020 --> 01:10:55,380 Please tell me I didn't get old. Anything but old! 1104 01:10:56,740 --> 01:10:58,100 'I was young.' 1105 01:10:59,220 --> 01:11:01,900 Oh... Is he grey? 1106 01:11:03,900 --> 01:11:05,100 Yes. 1107 01:11:07,140 --> 01:11:11,900 Clara, please, eh, for me, help him. 1108 01:11:13,540 --> 01:11:14,980 'Go on...' 1109 01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:19,340 ..and don't be afraid. 1110 01:11:30,300 --> 01:11:31,540 Goodbye, Clara. 1111 01:11:35,940 --> 01:11:37,380 Miss you. 1112 01:11:47,980 --> 01:11:49,420 Well? 1113 01:11:51,900 --> 01:11:53,260 Well, what? 1114 01:11:54,260 --> 01:11:57,170 He asked you a question. 1115 01:11:57,220 --> 01:11:58,850 Will you help me? 1116 01:11:58,900 --> 01:12:00,540 You shouldn't have been listening. 1117 01:12:01,900 --> 01:12:04,860 I wasn't. I didn't need to. That was me talking. 1118 01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:12,370 You can't see me, can you? 1119 01:12:12,420 --> 01:12:14,420 You look at me, and you can't see me. 1120 01:12:16,220 --> 01:12:18,140 Have you any idea what that's like? 1121 01:12:21,580 --> 01:12:23,660 I'm not on the phone, I'm right here... 1122 01:12:26,100 --> 01:12:28,180 ..standing in front of you. 1123 01:12:30,860 --> 01:12:33,420 Please, just... 1124 01:12:34,740 --> 01:12:35,780 ..just see me. 1125 01:13:00,020 --> 01:13:01,090 Thank you. 1126 01:13:01,140 --> 01:13:03,210 For what? 1127 01:13:03,260 --> 01:13:04,900 Phoning. 1128 01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:14,770 I... I don't think that I'm a hugging person now. 1129 01:13:14,820 --> 01:13:17,140 I'm not sure you get a vote. 1130 01:13:18,580 --> 01:13:20,060 Whatever you say. 1131 01:13:21,260 --> 01:13:23,130 This isn't my home, by the way. 1132 01:13:23,180 --> 01:13:27,260 Sorry, I'm sorry about that, I missed. 1133 01:13:28,740 --> 01:13:29,850 Where are we? 1134 01:13:29,900 --> 01:13:31,490 Glasgow, I think. 1135 01:13:31,540 --> 01:13:33,370 Ah! You'll fit right in. 1136 01:13:33,420 --> 01:13:34,900 SCOTTISH ACCENT: Scottish. 1137 01:13:36,620 --> 01:13:39,300 Right, shall we, er... 1138 01:13:40,980 --> 01:13:43,730 Do you want to go and get some coffee or... 1139 01:13:43,780 --> 01:13:46,010 chips or...something, 1140 01:13:46,060 --> 01:13:47,370 or chips and coffee? 1141 01:13:47,420 --> 01:13:51,610 Coffee. Coffee would be great. You're buying! 1142 01:13:51,660 --> 01:13:54,300 I don't have any money. You're fetching, then. 1143 01:13:55,980 --> 01:13:58,090 I'm not sure that I'm the fetching sort... 1144 01:13:58,140 --> 01:14:00,860 Yeah, still not sure you get a vote. 1145 01:14:08,460 --> 01:14:09,700 MECHANICAL WHIRRING 1146 01:14:16,580 --> 01:14:17,980 Hello! 1147 01:14:21,220 --> 01:14:24,370 I'm Missy. You made it. 1148 01:14:24,420 --> 01:14:27,740 I hope my boyfriend wasn't too mean to you. 1149 01:14:29,780 --> 01:14:31,530 Boy...friend? 1150 01:14:31,580 --> 01:14:35,490 Now did he push you out of that thing, or did you fall? 1151 01:14:35,540 --> 01:14:37,130 Couldn't really tell. 1152 01:14:37,180 --> 01:14:40,770 He can be very mean sometimes, 1153 01:14:40,820 --> 01:14:45,060 except to me, of course, because he...loves me so much. 1154 01:14:46,060 --> 01:14:49,660 I do like his new accent, though. Think I might keep it. 1155 01:14:52,660 --> 01:14:54,050 Where am I? 1156 01:14:54,100 --> 01:14:56,530 Well, where do you think you are? 1157 01:14:56,580 --> 01:15:00,490 Look around you, you made it. 1158 01:15:00,540 --> 01:15:02,260 The promised land. 1159 01:15:03,460 --> 01:15:05,460 Paradise! 1160 01:15:06,820 --> 01:15:08,700 Welcome... 1161 01:15:09,700 --> 01:15:11,220 ..to heaven. 1162 01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:15,340 SHE CRUNCHES 1163 01:15:27,980 --> 01:15:29,370 Where the hell have you been? 1164 01:15:29,420 --> 01:15:31,770 It's not my fault, I got distracted. By what? 1165 01:15:31,820 --> 01:15:33,890 You can always find something. Come on! 1166 01:15:33,940 --> 01:15:35,530 Where are we going? 1167 01:15:35,580 --> 01:15:37,090 Into darkness. 1168 01:15:37,140 --> 01:15:39,740 Welcome to the most dangerous place in the universe. 1169 01:15:44,020 --> 01:15:45,490 They're coming! They're coming! 1170 01:15:45,540 --> 01:15:47,410 Aristotle! 1171 01:15:47,460 --> 01:15:49,650 The enemy are right on top of us! 1172 01:15:49,700 --> 01:15:51,810 I'm sorry. 1173 01:15:51,860 --> 01:15:55,460 Exterminate...Doctor!