1 00:00:22,340 --> 00:00:25,090 Come on, out of the way. Move yourself, please. 2 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:26,890 Coming through. 3 00:00:26,940 --> 00:00:28,410 That's it. Excuse me, sir. 4 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:38,500 Madame Vastra, thank God. 5 00:00:39,460 --> 00:00:42,220 I'll wager you've not seen anything like this before. Well... 6 00:00:44,540 --> 00:00:47,730 ...not since I was a little girl. Big fella, isn't he? 7 00:00:47,780 --> 00:00:52,970 Dinosaurs were mostly this size. I do believe it's a "she". 8 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:56,730 No, they weren't, I've seen fossils. I was there. 9 00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:58,250 Well, that's all well and good, 10 00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:01,250 but what's this dinosaur fellow doing in the Thames? 11 00:01:03,020 --> 00:01:05,100 - It must have time travelled. - Jenny? 12 00:01:08,420 --> 00:01:09,620 Time travelled? 13 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,050 Is it choking? 14 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:16,410 There seems to be something lodged in its throat. 15 00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:19,530 - How could it time travel? - I don't know. 16 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,340 Perhaps it was something it ate. 17 00:01:32,220 --> 00:01:34,900 Stand back. Stand back, stand back. 18 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:39,410 Well, it's just laid an egg. 19 00:01:39,460 --> 00:01:43,450 It's dropped a blue box marked "Police" out of its mouth. 20 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:46,180 Your grasp of biology troubles me. 21 00:01:48,420 --> 00:01:49,810 It's the TARDIS. 22 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,410 It would seem so. 23 00:01:51,460 --> 00:01:53,490 We'll take care of this, Inspector. 24 00:01:53,540 --> 00:01:56,370 But what if that thing goes on the rampage? 25 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:59,490 Place these lanterns on the shoreline and bridges, 26 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:03,330 encircling the creature at 20-foot intervals. 27 00:02:03,380 --> 00:02:04,770 What will they do? 28 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:08,090 They will emit a signal that will incline it to remain 29 00:02:08,140 --> 00:02:09,930 within their circumference. 30 00:02:09,980 --> 00:02:11,820 Jenny, Strax... 31 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:14,700 ...with me. 32 00:02:16,580 --> 00:02:18,610 So it's him, then, the Doctor? 33 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:22,810 A giant dinosaur from the distant past has just vomited a blue box 34 00:02:22,860 --> 00:02:27,490 from outer space - this is not a day for jumping to conclusions. 35 00:02:27,540 --> 00:02:29,460 Strax, if you wouldn't mind? 36 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:44,140 Hello? Exit the box, and surrender to the glory of the Sontaran empire. 37 00:02:45,340 --> 00:02:46,540 Shush! 38 00:02:48,220 --> 00:02:49,900 Doctor? 39 00:02:51,420 --> 00:02:53,010 I was being chased by a giant dinosaur, 40 00:02:53,060 --> 00:02:55,140 but I think I managed to give it the slip. 41 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:11,660 Sleepy? 42 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:13,060 Sir? 43 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:18,060 Bashful? Sneezy? Dopey? 44 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,540 Grumpy! 45 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,620 Oh, you two! 46 00:03:27,940 --> 00:03:31,690 The green one... and the not-green one. 47 00:03:31,740 --> 00:03:34,810 Or it could be the other way round, I mustn't prejudge! 48 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:36,580 Oh, you remember, er... 49 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:48,010 ...thingy, the, er, the not-me one, the asking-questions one? 50 00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:50,460 Names - not my area. 51 00:03:51,540 --> 00:03:55,370 Clara! Well, it might be Clara, might not be - it's a lottery. 52 00:03:55,420 --> 00:03:57,170 It is Clara. Well, I'm not ruling it out! 53 00:03:57,220 --> 00:03:59,260 Oi, big man, shut it! 54 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:04,260 Oh, you've got a dinosaur too! 55 00:04:06,940 --> 00:04:08,530 Big woman, sorry. 56 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:12,130 Doctor, listen to me. You... you need to calm down. 57 00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:14,490 I'm not flirting, by the way. 58 00:04:14,540 --> 00:04:16,540 I think something's gone wrong. 59 00:04:18,220 --> 00:04:23,220 Wrong? What's gone wrong? Have you regenerated? 60 00:04:24,820 --> 00:04:25,860 I remember you. 61 00:04:27,540 --> 00:04:28,730 You're Handles! 62 00:04:28,780 --> 00:04:33,180 You used to be a little... a little robot head, and now you... 63 00:04:34,660 --> 00:04:36,220 ...you've really let yourself go. 64 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:43,300 Reduce the frequency. 65 00:04:44,740 --> 00:04:46,940 I'm sorry? Your sonic lanterns, turn them down. 66 00:04:48,180 --> 00:04:50,610 You're giving her a headache. Giving who a headache? 67 00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:53,930 My lady friend! 68 00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:56,730 Just an expression, don't get any ideas. How do you know? 69 00:04:56,780 --> 00:04:59,530 Come on, Clara! You know that I speak dinosaur. 70 00:04:59,580 --> 00:05:01,180 He's not Clara. I'm Clara. 71 00:05:03,060 --> 00:05:07,260 Well, you're very similar heights. Maybe you should wear labels. 72 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:14,450 Why... why are you all doing that? Why are you... 73 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:17,220 You're all going dark... 74 00:05:18,940 --> 00:05:20,330 ...and wobbly - stop that. 75 00:05:20,380 --> 00:05:22,210 I don't think we are. 76 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:26,100 Never mind! Everyone... take five. 77 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:35,010 What do we do? 78 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:38,930 I don't understand, who is he? Where's the Doctor? 79 00:05:38,980 --> 00:05:40,020 Right here. 80 00:05:41,740 --> 00:05:42,780 That's him. 81 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:46,780 That's the Doctor. 82 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:50,740 Well then, here we go again. 83 00:06:40,260 --> 00:06:44,410 It's simply misunderstandable to me. I don't know what it is. 84 00:06:44,460 --> 00:06:46,370 Who invented this room? 85 00:06:46,420 --> 00:06:49,570 Doctor, please, you have to lie down. 86 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:52,730 It doesn't make sense. Look, it's only got a bed in it. 87 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:54,770 Why is there only a bed in it? 88 00:06:54,820 --> 00:06:57,700 Because it's a bed-ROOM, it's for sleeping in. 89 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:01,770 OK, what do you do when you're awake? 90 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:02,940 You leave the room. 91 00:07:04,180 --> 00:07:06,930 So you've got a whole room for not being awake in? 92 00:07:06,980 --> 00:07:09,610 But what's the point? You're just missing the room! 93 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:12,330 And don't look in that mirror - it's absolutely furious. 94 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:16,490 Doctor, please, you have to lie down, you keep passing out. 95 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:19,170 Well, of course I keep passing out, there's all these beds! 96 00:07:19,220 --> 00:07:21,250 Why do you keep talking like that? 97 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:23,490 What's gone wrong with your accent? 98 00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:25,490 Nothing's wrong with her accent. 99 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:27,610 You sound the same. It's spreading. 100 00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:30,210 You all sound all... English. 101 00:07:30,260 --> 00:07:33,210 Now you've all developed a fault! 102 00:07:33,260 --> 00:07:36,930 Doctor, I need your help with something. 103 00:07:36,980 --> 00:07:39,740 Finally, someone who can talk properly. 104 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:43,530 I'm having difficulty sleeping. Oh? 105 00:07:43,580 --> 00:07:46,850 Oh, well, I wouldn't bother with that, I never bother with sleep, 106 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:50,570 and I just do standy-up-catnaps. Oh, really, how interesting. 107 00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:52,250 And when do you do those? 108 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:54,650 Well, generally whenever anyone else starts talking. 109 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:57,050 I like to skip ahead to my bits, it saves time. 110 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:58,970 Save me time, Doctor. 111 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:04,730 Project an image of perfect sleep into the centre of my mind. 112 00:08:04,780 --> 00:08:07,330 What, do you want a psychic link with me? 113 00:08:07,380 --> 00:08:09,860 The size of my brain, it would be like dropping a piano on you. 114 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:12,810 Be gentle, then. 115 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:15,180 I'll try. Brace yourself! 116 00:08:16,420 --> 00:08:17,460 Piano. 117 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:22,930 I love monkeys, they're so funny. 118 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:27,570 Oh, I see! So people are monkeys now, are they? No, dear. 119 00:08:27,620 --> 00:08:29,650 People are apes. 120 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:32,370 Men are monkeys. 121 00:08:32,420 --> 00:08:35,290 So what now? He needs rest. 122 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:36,810 So what do we do? How do we fix him? 123 00:08:36,860 --> 00:08:38,500 Fix him? How do we change him back? 124 00:08:41,300 --> 00:08:44,330 Jenny... I will be in my chamber. 125 00:08:44,380 --> 00:08:46,610 Would you be kind enough to fetch my veil? 126 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:49,210 Why, are we expecting strangers? 127 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:51,570 It would seem... 128 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:53,300 there's already one here. 129 00:08:59,260 --> 00:09:00,450 What have I done wrong? 130 00:09:03,220 --> 00:09:06,050 The dinosaur doesn't seem very happy. 131 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:07,690 What's wrong with it? 132 00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:11,100 I dunno. The Doctor's the one that speaks dinosaur. 133 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:18,500 Excuse me, ma'am, the wife doesn't like to be kept waiting. 134 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:21,860 Where did he get that face? 135 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:25,890 Why's it got lines on it? It's brand-new. 136 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,940 How can his hair be all grey? He only just got it. 137 00:09:30,020 --> 00:09:33,220 It's still him, ma'am, you saw him change. 138 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:37,530 I know. I do, I... I know that. Good. 139 00:09:37,580 --> 00:09:39,010 It's just... What? 140 00:09:39,060 --> 00:09:40,500 Nothing. 141 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:46,850 If... If Vastra changed, if she was different, 142 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:50,380 if she wasn't the person that you liked... 143 00:09:52,580 --> 00:09:56,060 I don't like her, ma'am, I love her. 144 00:09:57,500 --> 00:10:01,340 And as to different, well, she's a lizard. 145 00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:32,700 I am alone. 146 00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:38,970 The world which... shook at my feet, 147 00:10:39,020 --> 00:10:40,700 and the trees... 148 00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:46,420 ...and the sky, have gone... 149 00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:50,940 ...and I am alone now... 150 00:10:52,340 --> 00:10:54,250 ...alone. 151 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:56,570 Are you translating? 152 00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:58,660 The wind bites now... 153 00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:02,580 ...and the world is grey... 154 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:06,860 ...and I am alone here. 155 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:10,060 Can't see me. 156 00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:13,060 Doesn't see me. 157 00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:17,330 Can't... see me. 158 00:11:17,380 --> 00:11:20,220 Who can't see it? I think all of London can see it. 159 00:11:21,820 --> 00:11:24,420 Boy? Madame Vastra is waiting. 160 00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:28,010 OK, whatever. 161 00:11:28,060 --> 00:11:32,140 I will convey you to her chamber. May I take your coat? 162 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,170 Not wearing a coat. 163 00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:37,570 What's all that? Clothes. 164 00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:39,610 May I take your clothes? 165 00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:41,210 Probably not. 166 00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:43,250 Are you wearing a hat? It's hair. 167 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:45,650 No, I think it's a hat, would you like me to check? 168 00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:58,250 It's not real, of course. What is it, then? 169 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,650 The government. The government? 170 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,970 Yeah, up to their usual tricks. 171 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:06,050 It's a dinosaur, Alf. A real dinosaur. 172 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,850 I wouldn't put it past them. 173 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:10,650 You don't half talk a lot of rubbish, Alfie. 174 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:12,450 See you don't stay out too late now. 175 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,580 You know me. Yes. I do! 176 00:12:25,860 --> 00:12:28,850 It's the neck, that's what's wrong with it. 177 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:30,650 Just don't look realistic. 178 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,530 You have good eyes. 179 00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:35,410 Oh, I do, as it happens, very good eyes. 180 00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:36,900 They're my greatest gift. 181 00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:39,530 I accept. 182 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:40,620 What's that for? 183 00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:43,450 Your gift. 184 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:46,090 I have bad eyes. 185 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,180 And then? 186 00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:53,290 Why are you wearing your veil? And then? 187 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:58,450 And then we got swallowed by a big dinosaur. You probably noticed. 188 00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,290 How did it happen? 189 00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:05,370 I don't know, I don't know, we were... crashing about everywhere. 190 00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:07,610 The Doctor was gone, the TARDIS went haywire. 191 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:10,380 He's not gone. He's upstairs. 192 00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:15,490 OK, he changed. 193 00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:17,850 He regenerated, renewed himself. 194 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:19,100 Renewed, fine. 195 00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:22,780 Such a cynical smile. 196 00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:25,730 I'm not smiling. 197 00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:30,290 Not outwardly, but I'm accustomed to seeing through a veil. 198 00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:32,370 How have I amused you? 199 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,380 You said renewed. He doesn't... 200 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,810 He doesn't look renewed, he looks... older. 201 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,850 You thought he was young? 202 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:42,650 He looked young. 203 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:46,810 He looked like your dashing young gentleman friend, your lover, even. 204 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,010 Shut up! 205 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,850 But he is the Doctor. 206 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:53,290 He has walked this universe for centuries untold, 207 00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:55,930 he has seen stars fall to dust. 208 00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:58,370 You might as well flirt with a mountain range. 209 00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,250 I did not flirt with him. 210 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,780 He flirted with you. 211 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:07,460 How? He looked young. Who do you think that was for? 212 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:10,660 Me? 213 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,850 Everyone. 214 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:16,810 I wear a veil as he wore a face - for the same reason. 215 00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:18,450 What reason? 216 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,250 The oldest reason there is for anything... 217 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,260 to be accepted. 218 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:06,410 Jenny and I are married, yet for appearance's sake, 219 00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:10,570 we maintain a pretence, in public, that she is my maid. 220 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:14,210 Doesn't exactly explain why I'm pouring tea in private. 221 00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:17,170 Hush now. Good pretence, isn't it? 222 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,530 I wear a veil to keep from view 223 00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:22,620 what many are pleased to call my disfigurement. 224 00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:27,130 I do not wear it as a courtesy to such people, 225 00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:31,540 but as a judgment on the quality of their hearts. 226 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,300 Are you judging me? 227 00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:39,050 The Doctor regenerated in your presence. 228 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:44,370 The young man disappeared, the veil lifted. He trusted you. 229 00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:46,130 Are you judging him? 230 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:56,450 How dare you? 231 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,140 How dare you? 232 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:18,300 Door. Boring. Not me. 233 00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:25,850 Me! 234 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,570 Marcus Aurelius, Roman Emperor, 235 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,690 last of the five good'uns, stoic philosopher. 236 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:32,650 Superlative bass guitarist - the Doctor really knows how to put 237 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,580 a band together. And the only pin-up I ever had on my wall when I was 15, 238 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:36,620 the only one I ever had. 239 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:39,530 I am not sure who you think you're talking to right now, Madam Vastra, 240 00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:42,250 but I have never had the slightest interest in pretty young men. 241 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,810 And for the record, if there ever was anybody who could flirt 242 00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:48,090 with a mountain range, she's probably standing in front of you right now! 243 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:50,530 Just because my pretty face has turned your head, 244 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:52,980 do not assume that I am so easily distracted. 245 00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:56,490 Whoo! 246 00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:57,580 Woo-hoo! 247 00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:01,700 Sorry! 248 00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:05,170 Well... 249 00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:06,450 ...goodness me! 250 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,770 The lake is ruffled at last. 251 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:10,650 I often wondered what you'd be like when you lost your temper. 252 00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:11,770 Oi! 253 00:17:11,820 --> 00:17:12,860 Married. 254 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:18,530 The Doctor needs us, you more than anyone. 255 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:22,060 He is lost in the ruin of himself, and we must bring him home. 256 00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:27,980 When did you stop wearing your veil? 257 00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:31,740 When you stopped seeing it. 258 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:37,690 Oi! Oi! 259 00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:41,450 Oi, big, sexy woman! 260 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,540 Oi! 261 00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:47,810 Sorry. Sorry, it's all my fault. 262 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:50,890 My time machine got stuck in your throat. It happens. 263 00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:53,850 I brought you along by accident, that's mostly how I meet girls, 264 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:58,210 but don't worry, I promise I will get you home. 265 00:17:58,260 --> 00:18:00,850 I swear, whatever it takes, 266 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:05,290 I will keep you safe. 267 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:09,620 You will be at home again. 268 00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:18,730 Stop that. 269 00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:21,980 - Who's doing that? - No, don't do that. 270 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,530 That came from the river! 271 00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:26,330 The dinosaur! 272 00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:28,660 Strax, bring the carriage, now! 273 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:33,060 Arrggh! 274 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:37,890 Arrggh! Arrggh! 275 00:18:37,940 --> 00:18:39,330 Arrggh! 276 00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:40,820 Oh! 277 00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:45,370 Halt! 278 00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:48,890 Sorry, I'm going to have to relieve you of your pet! 279 00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:50,170 You're what? 280 00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:51,730 Shut up, I was talking to the horse! 281 00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:00,260 - What are you doing? - Forwards! 282 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:06,180 Out of the way, human scum! Hyya! 283 00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:09,260 Jurassic emergency! 284 00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:12,100 Hyya! 285 00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:20,100 Left! 286 00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:23,610 No, no! Right, right, right, right! 287 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:26,300 Sorry, it's my new hands, I can't tell them apart. 288 00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:35,290 What do you think's happened? 289 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,290 I don't know, but I fear devilment. 290 00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:39,850 Should we not have told the Doctor? 291 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:41,740 He's not ready to leave his bed. 292 00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:46,660 Watch it on the corners, it's a bit slippery up here! 293 00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:50,170 Strax! Hyya! Come on, Strax! Hyya! 294 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,620 Hyya, hyya! That's better! 295 00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:01,170 Sorry, sorry. 296 00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:02,980 I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. 297 00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,300 Whoa. 298 00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:14,770 The Doctor! What's he doing here? 299 00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:19,370 There is trouble - where else would he be? 300 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:21,300 She was scared. 301 00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:24,020 She was scared and alone. 302 00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:28,340 I brought her here and look what they did. 303 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,060 Who or what could have done this thing? 304 00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:36,690 No. 305 00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:38,690 I'm sorry? 306 00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:45,730 No. That is not the question, that is not where we start. 307 00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:47,130 The question is how. 308 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,810 The flesh itself has been combusted... 309 00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:51,930 No, no, shut up! 310 00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:54,730 What do you all have for brains - pudding? 311 00:20:54,780 --> 00:20:55,820 Look at you. 312 00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:02,090 Why can't I meet a decent species? Planet of the pudding-brains! 313 00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:03,180 Doctor... 314 00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:08,690 ...I know you're upset, but you need to calm down and talk to us. 315 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:09,970 What is the question? 316 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:14,090 A dinosaur is burning in the heart of London. 317 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,460 Nothing left but smoke and flame. 318 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:20,700 The question is... 319 00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:24,500 ...have there been any similar murders? 320 00:21:28,060 --> 00:21:30,980 Yes! Yes, by the Goddess, there have! 321 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:34,340 Look at them all - gawking! 322 00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:41,020 Question two. 323 00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:44,740 If all the pudding-brains are gawking... 324 00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:47,500 ...then what is he? 325 00:21:52,140 --> 00:21:55,930 He seems remarkably unmoved by the available spectacle. 326 00:21:55,980 --> 00:21:58,050 Do you think that's whoever...? 327 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:03,490 What he's doing? He'll drown! I very much doubt it. 328 00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:06,490 Why? There has been a murder. 329 00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:09,170 The Doctor has taken up the case. 330 00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:11,660 If we are to see him again, we must do the same. 331 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:30,010 Come on, Earthling scum! Position it here. Easy now! 332 00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:31,810 That's it. Careful. 333 00:22:31,860 --> 00:22:34,050 Don't get it scratched or you and all your bloodline 334 00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:36,490 will be obliterated from time and space. Very good, sir. 335 00:22:36,540 --> 00:22:38,250 Strax! 336 00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:42,010 Ah, morning, Miss Clara. You're awake at last. 337 00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:43,530 You got the TARDIS, then? 338 00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:46,450 Military tactics. The Doctor is still missing, 339 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,170 but he will always come looking for his box. 340 00:22:49,220 --> 00:22:51,850 By bringing it here, he will be lured from the dangers 341 00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:53,410 of London to this place of safety, 342 00:22:53,460 --> 00:22:56,130 and we will melt him with acid. 343 00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:57,570 OK, that last part? 344 00:22:57,620 --> 00:23:03,980 And we will not melt him with acid. Old habits. 345 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:07,780 The Times. Shall I send it up? Yeah, why not? 346 00:23:08,980 --> 00:23:10,380 Hyya! 347 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:25,330 Jenny! Ah, good morning, Clara. Morning. 348 00:23:25,380 --> 00:23:28,890 Erm, so what are we going to do? Are we looking for the Doctor? 349 00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:31,170 We've got the Paternoster Irregulars out in force. 350 00:23:31,220 --> 00:23:34,090 If anyone can find him, they can. 351 00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:37,450 Meanwhile, Madam Vastra is slightly occupied 352 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,570 by the Conk-Singleton forgery case. 353 00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:42,730 And is having the Camberwell child-poisoner for dinner... 354 00:23:42,780 --> 00:23:43,780 For dinner? 355 00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:46,810 ...after she's finished interrogating him. 356 00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:49,370 Probably best to stay out the larder. 357 00:23:49,420 --> 00:23:51,690 It'll get a bit noisy in there later. 358 00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:52,780 Erm... 359 00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,340 Ah, Miss Clara! 360 00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:07,690 You look better now you're up. 361 00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:09,170 Thank you, Strax! 362 00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:12,610 Oh, sorry, trick of the light. You still look terrible. 363 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,330 Can I get you anything? 364 00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:16,970 Er, no, thanks. Maybe just some water. 365 00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,060 Of course. 366 00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:27,770 Well, don't hold back, I've nearly finished anyway. 367 00:24:27,820 --> 00:24:29,370 Um... 368 00:24:29,420 --> 00:24:32,050 It's perfectly all right. I washed in it myself. 369 00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:34,970 All of a sudden, I'm not very thirsty. 370 00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:36,370 Really? 371 00:24:36,420 --> 00:24:39,370 Perhaps it is time then... 372 00:24:42,780 --> 00:24:45,700 ...for your mandatory medical examination. 373 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:50,170 Say, "Ah." 374 00:24:50,220 --> 00:24:51,290 Ah. 375 00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:52,570 You didn't move your lips. 376 00:24:52,620 --> 00:24:54,410 You're looking at my eye. 377 00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:56,330 Oh, yes, there we are. 378 00:24:56,380 --> 00:24:58,130 Easy mistake. 379 00:24:58,180 --> 00:25:00,610 Ah-h! 380 00:25:00,660 --> 00:25:02,450 Now that's interesting. 381 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,770 What? What's interesting? 382 00:25:03,820 --> 00:25:08,290 Deflected narcissism, traces of passive aggressive, 383 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:12,690 and a lot of muscular young men doing sport. 384 00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:14,570 What are you looking at? 385 00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:17,530 Your subconscious. Is that sport? 386 00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:18,810 It could be sport. 387 00:25:18,860 --> 00:25:21,770 Well, stop looking. 388 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,900 Moving onto the thorax, such as it is... 389 00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:27,450 Ah, excellent. 390 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:31,010 Enviable spleen! Well done. 391 00:25:31,060 --> 00:25:35,570 27 years old, with a projected lifespan of exactly... 392 00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:36,890 Stop... right there. 393 00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:38,690 Oh, you're going to do quite well. 394 00:25:38,740 --> 00:25:42,900 But watch out for fluid retention later, it's going to be spectacular. 395 00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:46,610 Well, put your clothes back on. They are on! 396 00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:48,580 Oh, yes, so they are. 397 00:25:49,860 --> 00:25:51,090 Why are you doing this? 398 00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:55,130 If we are to serve together, I need you in peak physical prowess. 399 00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:56,250 Eh? Ow! 400 00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:58,170 Why would we be serving together? 401 00:25:58,220 --> 00:26:01,410 The Doctor's going to come back, isn't he? It is to be hoped. 402 00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:04,610 He's not just going to abandon me here. 403 00:26:04,660 --> 00:26:07,250 You must stop worrying about him, my boy. 404 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:12,410 By now, he's almost certainly had his throat cut by the violent poor. 405 00:26:15,180 --> 00:26:16,220 Oh-h! 406 00:26:42,660 --> 00:26:45,130 Bitey. Bitey? 407 00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:46,260 The air... 408 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:50,570 ...it's bitey, it's wet and bitey. 409 00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:52,290 Oh, it's cold! 410 00:26:52,340 --> 00:26:55,860 That's right. It's cold! It's cold, I knew it was a thing. 411 00:26:56,940 --> 00:26:58,020 I need, um... 412 00:26:58,940 --> 00:27:00,930 I need clothes. 413 00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:04,660 I need clothes, that's what I need. And a big, long scarf. 414 00:27:05,660 --> 00:27:09,140 No, no, move on from that, looked stupid. 415 00:27:10,140 --> 00:27:11,410 Um... 416 00:27:11,460 --> 00:27:13,140 Have you seen this face before? 417 00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:15,810 No. 418 00:27:15,860 --> 00:27:16,900 Are you sure? 419 00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:20,820 Sir, I have never seen that face. 420 00:27:22,380 --> 00:27:25,860 It's funny, because... I'm sure that I have. 421 00:27:26,860 --> 00:27:29,450 You know, I never know where the faces come from. 422 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:32,090 They just pop up. Zap! Faces like this one. 423 00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:35,250 Come on, look at it, have a look, come on, look, look, look. 424 00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:39,300 Look, it's covered in lines, but I didn't do the frowning. 425 00:27:40,780 --> 00:27:42,380 Who frowned me this face? 426 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:47,770 Do you ever look in the mirror and think, "I've seen that face before"? 427 00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:48,820 Yes. 428 00:27:48,860 --> 00:27:50,490 Really? When? 429 00:27:50,540 --> 00:27:52,620 Well, every time I look in the mirror. 430 00:27:53,980 --> 00:27:56,690 Oh, yes, yes, yes, fair enough. 431 00:27:56,740 --> 00:27:59,380 Good point. My face is fresh on, though. 432 00:28:01,340 --> 00:28:02,370 Er... 433 00:28:02,420 --> 00:28:03,620 Why this one? 434 00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:08,620 Why did I choose... this face? 435 00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:13,780 It's like I'm trying to tell myself something, 436 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:17,530 like I'm trying to make a point. But what is so important 437 00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:20,730 that I can't just tell myself what I'm thinking? 438 00:28:20,780 --> 00:28:22,810 Er... 439 00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:26,010 I'm not just being rhetorical here, you can join in. 440 00:28:26,060 --> 00:28:29,010 I don't like it. What? Your face. 441 00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:30,730 Well, I don't like it either. 442 00:28:30,780 --> 00:28:32,570 Well, it's all right up until the eyebrows. 443 00:28:32,620 --> 00:28:35,210 Then it just goes haywire. Look at the eyebrows! 444 00:28:35,260 --> 00:28:37,170 These are attack eyebrows. 445 00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:39,930 You could take bottle tops off with these! 446 00:28:39,980 --> 00:28:42,010 They are mighty eyebrows indeed, sir. 447 00:28:42,060 --> 00:28:46,130 They're cross! They're crosser than the rest of my face. 448 00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:47,970 They're independently cross. 449 00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:51,050 They probably want to cede from the rest of my face 450 00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:53,570 and set up their own independent state of eyebrows. 451 00:28:53,620 --> 00:28:56,890 That's Scot... I am Scottish. I've gone Scottish? 452 00:28:56,940 --> 00:29:00,490 Oh, yes, you are. You are definitely Scots, sir. 453 00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:02,330 I... I 'ear it in your voice. 454 00:29:02,380 --> 00:29:03,930 Oh, no, that's good. 455 00:29:03,980 --> 00:29:07,850 Oh-h! Oh-h! 456 00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:10,850 It's good I'm Scottish, I'm Scottish. 457 00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:13,410 I am Scottish. 458 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:16,890 I can complain about things, I can really complain about things now. 459 00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:19,090 Give me your coat. No. 460 00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:20,450 I'm cold. 461 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:21,810 I'm cold. 462 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:23,050 I'm cold. 463 00:29:23,100 --> 00:29:25,690 Well, there's no point in us both being cold, give me your coat. 464 00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:27,970 Give me your coat! 465 00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:30,210 No, wait. Shut up, shut up! 466 00:29:30,260 --> 00:29:31,300 Shut up! 467 00:29:32,420 --> 00:29:35,770 I missed something, It was here, it was here. It was... 468 00:29:35,820 --> 00:29:38,060 What was it I saw, what did I see? 469 00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:43,020 This is what I saw! 470 00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:50,410 Spontaneous combustion! 471 00:29:50,460 --> 00:29:52,620 What devilry is this, sir? 472 00:29:53,620 --> 00:29:56,420 I don't know, but I probably blame the English. 473 00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:05,250 Hmm! Spontaneous combustion! 474 00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:08,650 Is that like love at first sight? Huh! A little. 475 00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:10,810 It is the theory that human beings can, 476 00:30:10,860 --> 00:30:13,730 with little or no inducement, simply explode. 477 00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:16,850 You don't need to flirt with me, we're already married. 478 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:19,330 It's scientific nonsense, of course. 479 00:30:19,380 --> 00:30:20,650 Marriage? 480 00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:22,050 Hush! 481 00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:24,250 There have been nine reported incidents 482 00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:27,250 of people apparently exploding in the last month. 483 00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:29,570 And you think they weren't spontaneous. 484 00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:35,490 I think whoever killed the dinosaur had at least nine previous victims - 485 00:30:35,540 --> 00:30:38,860 all of these perished in the same spectacular fashion. 486 00:30:39,980 --> 00:30:41,810 I thought you were painting me! 487 00:30:41,860 --> 00:30:42,970 I was working. 488 00:30:43,020 --> 00:30:44,690 Well, why am I posing then? 489 00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:48,330 Well, you brighten the room tremendously. Chin up a little. 490 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:50,660 Oh, I don't understand why I'm doing this! 491 00:30:51,940 --> 00:30:53,340 Art? 492 00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:58,850 Now, why destroy the victims so completely? 493 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:02,410 It's difficult, it draws attention - what advantage is to be gained? 494 00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:04,060 Well, tell us, then. 495 00:31:05,140 --> 00:31:06,610 Concealment, perhaps. 496 00:31:06,660 --> 00:31:08,290 Concealment? 497 00:31:08,340 --> 00:31:11,050 It's a fanciful theory, but it fits the facts. 498 00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:14,290 By destroying the body so completely, 499 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:17,130 you conceal what is missing from it. 500 00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:18,850 Missing from the body? 501 00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:20,540 Madame Vastra! 502 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:24,970 Clara, excellent. Pop your clothes on that chair there. 503 00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:26,890 Look! 504 00:31:26,940 --> 00:31:31,010 Advertisements, yes - so many, it's a distressing modern trend. 505 00:31:31,060 --> 00:31:32,940 No, look! 506 00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:37,060 Look. 507 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:42,570 Ma'am? 508 00:31:42,620 --> 00:31:45,770 The game is afoot. We're going to need a lot of tea. 509 00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:51,810 There appears to be nothing of significance 510 00:31:51,860 --> 00:31:55,850 in the rest of the newspaper, not even in the agony column. 511 00:31:55,900 --> 00:31:57,730 We can't know it's from the Doctor. 512 00:31:57,780 --> 00:31:59,090 Of course it's from the Doctor. 513 00:31:59,140 --> 00:32:01,130 The Impossible Girl, that's what he calls me! 514 00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:03,850 He says lunch, but not when or where? 515 00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:07,770 "On the other side?" The other side of London? Bit vague. 516 00:32:07,820 --> 00:32:10,610 The other side of regeneration, perhaps, once he's recovered? 517 00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:13,060 So what am I supposed to do - guess where we're meeting? 518 00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:16,010 Perhaps that's the point. 519 00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:19,610 Perhaps you're supposed to prove that you still know him. 520 00:32:19,660 --> 00:32:22,250 Think what that must mean for a man who barely knows himself. 521 00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:25,530 It doesn't makes sense. He doesn't do puzzles. 522 00:32:25,580 --> 00:32:28,740 He isn't complicated, really doesn't have the attention span. 523 00:32:30,340 --> 00:32:31,700 So... 524 00:32:38,380 --> 00:32:39,900 ...keeping it dead simple... 525 00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:42,700 "..on the other side." 526 00:33:33,260 --> 00:33:36,810 What's wrong? I don't know! Maybe the smell? 527 00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:38,740 I know, it's everywhere. 528 00:33:40,260 --> 00:33:41,700 Where did you get that coat? 529 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,850 Er... 530 00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:47,130 I bought it. 531 00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:48,180 From where? 532 00:33:48,220 --> 00:33:49,740 Er, a shop. No. 533 00:33:52,660 --> 00:33:54,050 Might have been a tramp. 534 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:55,370 You don't have any money. 535 00:33:55,420 --> 00:33:56,460 Er... 536 00:33:57,660 --> 00:33:58,730 ...I had a watch! 537 00:33:58,780 --> 00:34:01,210 No! That watch was beautiful. 538 00:34:01,260 --> 00:34:02,930 It was my favourite. 539 00:34:02,980 --> 00:34:05,290 You swapped your favourite watch for that coat - 540 00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:06,690 that's maybe not a good deal. 541 00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:09,660 Well, I was in a hurry, there was a terrible smell. OK. 542 00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:14,890 No, no. Don't, don't... 543 00:34:14,940 --> 00:34:16,610 Don't, don't smile. 544 00:34:16,660 --> 00:34:20,770 I will smile first and then you know it's safe to smile. 545 00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:23,010 Are you cross with me? I am not cross, 546 00:34:23,060 --> 00:34:25,380 but if I was cross it would be your fault and... 547 00:34:26,540 --> 00:34:28,090 ...yes, I am cross. I guessed that. 548 00:34:28,140 --> 00:34:30,570 I am extremely cross. And if I hadn't changed my face, 549 00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:31,690 would you be cross? 550 00:34:31,740 --> 00:34:33,450 I would be cross if I wasn't cross! Why? 551 00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:34,540 Why? 552 00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:39,810 An ordinary person wants to meet someone 553 00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:42,530 that they know very well for lunch, what do they do? 554 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:48,010 Well, they probably... get in touch and suggest lunch. Mm-hm. 555 00:34:48,060 --> 00:34:51,050 OK, so what sort of person would put a cryptic note in... 556 00:34:51,100 --> 00:34:52,730 in a newspaper advert? 557 00:34:52,780 --> 00:34:54,330 Well, I wouldn't like to say. 558 00:34:54,380 --> 00:34:55,650 Oh, go on, do, say. 559 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:58,130 Well, I would say that that person would be 560 00:34:58,180 --> 00:35:01,490 an egomaniac, needy, game-player sort of person. 561 00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:03,690 Thank you. 562 00:35:03,740 --> 00:35:06,140 Well, at least that hasn't changed. 563 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:10,450 And I don't suppose it ever will. No, I don't suppose it will either. 564 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,540 Clara, honestly... 565 00:35:14,340 --> 00:35:15,980 ...I don't want you to change. 566 00:35:17,820 --> 00:35:19,210 It was no bother, really. 567 00:35:19,260 --> 00:35:23,410 I saw your advert, I figured it out - happy to play your game. 568 00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:24,650 No. 569 00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:27,410 No... no, I didn't place the ad. You placed the ad. 570 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:29,970 No, I didn't. Yes, you placed the ad, I figured it out! 571 00:35:30,020 --> 00:35:31,610 Impossible Girl, see, lunch? 572 00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:35,250 No, look, the Impossible... That is a message FROM the Impossible Girl. 573 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:38,140 FOR the Impossible... Girl. 574 00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:43,410 Oh? Oh? 575 00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:44,730 Hmm. 576 00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:50,610 Well, if neither of us placed that ad, who placed... that ad? 577 00:35:50,660 --> 00:35:55,010 Hang on. "Egomaniac, needy, game-player"? 578 00:35:55,060 --> 00:35:57,290 This could be a trap. That was me? Never mind that. 579 00:35:57,340 --> 00:35:58,970 Yes, I am minding that! Clara... 580 00:35:59,020 --> 00:36:00,810 You were talking about me? 581 00:36:00,860 --> 00:36:03,450 Clara, what is happening right now 582 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:06,610 in this restaurant to you and me is more important than your egomania. 583 00:36:06,660 --> 00:36:08,530 Nothing is more important than my egomania! 584 00:36:08,580 --> 00:36:11,740 Right, you actually said that. You never mention that again! 585 00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:15,610 It's... it's a vanity trap. 586 00:36:15,660 --> 00:36:18,690 You're so busy congratulating yourself on solving the puzzle, 587 00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:21,690 you don't notice that you're sticking your head in a noose. 588 00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:23,010 What are you doing? 589 00:36:23,060 --> 00:36:25,770 And that isn't the only grey one, if you are, erm, having a cull. 590 00:36:25,820 --> 00:36:27,730 What, do you have a problem with the grey ones? 591 00:36:27,780 --> 00:36:30,100 If I got new hair, and it was grey, I would have a problem. 592 00:36:30,124 --> 00:36:31,484 Yeah, I bet you would. Meaning? 593 00:36:32,580 --> 00:36:33,940 It's too short. 594 00:36:34,980 --> 00:36:37,010 Ow! Sorry, it was the only one out of place, 595 00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:38,970 I'm sure that you would want it killed. 596 00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:41,370 Oooh, are you trying to tell me something? 597 00:36:41,420 --> 00:36:44,010 I'm trying to measure the air disturbance in the room. 598 00:36:44,060 --> 00:36:46,780 Right, moments when you know you are boring. 599 00:36:56,180 --> 00:36:59,450 There is something extremely wrong with everybody else in this room. 600 00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:02,410 Mmm, basically, don't you always think that? Look at them. 601 00:37:02,460 --> 00:37:04,500 Don't look! You just said to look! 602 00:37:05,980 --> 00:37:07,660 Look without looking! 603 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:17,100 They look fine to me. They're just eating. 604 00:37:18,460 --> 00:37:19,500 Are they? 605 00:37:31,580 --> 00:37:34,450 OK, no. No, they're not eating. 606 00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:36,340 Something else they're not doing. 607 00:37:49,540 --> 00:37:50,620 What do we do? 608 00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:54,890 What, you don't want to eat, do you? 609 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,290 Hmm! Slightly lost my appetite. 610 00:37:57,340 --> 00:38:00,010 How long before they notice that we're different? Not long. 611 00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:01,500 Anything we can do? 612 00:38:03,180 --> 00:38:04,780 How long can you hold your breath? 613 00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:09,450 We could just casually stroll out of here, like we've changed our minds. 614 00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:11,700 Happens all the time. Ha! Course it does. 615 00:38:37,540 --> 00:38:39,940 We could... take another look at the menu. 616 00:38:50,060 --> 00:38:51,210 What are they? 617 00:38:51,260 --> 00:38:54,250 I don't know. But don't worry, because that's not the question. 618 00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:56,730 The question is, what is this restaurant? 619 00:38:56,780 --> 00:38:58,490 OK, what is this restaurant? 620 00:38:58,540 --> 00:39:00,100 I don't know. 621 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,700 Er... no sausages? 622 00:39:12,620 --> 00:39:13,650 Do you... 623 00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:16,460 And there's no pictures either. Do you have a children's menu? 624 00:39:20,060 --> 00:39:21,650 Any specials? 625 00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:23,210 Liver. 626 00:39:23,260 --> 00:39:25,130 I don't like liver. 627 00:39:25,180 --> 00:39:28,970 Spleen. Brain stem. Eyes. 628 00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:32,410 Mm. Is there a lot of demand for those? 629 00:39:32,460 --> 00:39:34,860 I don't think that's what's on the menu. 630 00:39:36,380 --> 00:39:38,650 I think we are the menu. 631 00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:41,820 Lungs. Skin. 632 00:39:43,220 --> 00:39:44,380 Excuse me. 633 00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:50,530 OK. Robot in a mask. 634 00:39:50,580 --> 00:39:51,850 It's a face. 635 00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:54,540 Yeah, it's very convincing. 636 00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:57,930 No, it's a face. 637 00:39:57,980 --> 00:39:59,050 Oh! 638 00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:00,130 Yes. 639 00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:04,180 Yes, what? Yes, we have a children's menu. 640 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:10,820 You've got to admire their efficiency. 641 00:40:12,140 --> 00:40:13,380 Is it OK if I don't? 642 00:40:25,540 --> 00:40:26,930 Hello? 643 00:40:26,980 --> 00:40:28,730 Hello, are you the manager? 644 00:40:28,780 --> 00:40:30,660 I demand to speak to the manager. 645 00:40:32,820 --> 00:40:34,660 This is not a real restaurant, is it? 646 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:37,450 Well... 647 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:40,890 it's more a sort of automated organ collection station 648 00:40:40,940 --> 00:40:43,490 for the unwary diner. Sweeney Todd without the pies. 649 00:40:43,540 --> 00:40:44,890 So, where are we now? 650 00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:48,610 Factually, an ancient spaceship, probably buried for centuries, 651 00:40:48,660 --> 00:40:51,180 functionally... a larder. 652 00:40:52,180 --> 00:40:53,730 So why hasn't somebody come for us? 653 00:40:53,780 --> 00:40:55,130 We're alive. 654 00:40:55,180 --> 00:40:56,770 We're alive in a larder. 655 00:40:56,820 --> 00:40:59,890 Exactly. It's cheaper than freezing us. 656 00:40:59,940 --> 00:41:01,370 OK. 657 00:41:01,420 --> 00:41:04,290 Are you ready? Go for it. 658 00:41:04,340 --> 00:41:07,410 Don't let it roll away. No. 659 00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:08,690 We've got one shot at this. 660 00:41:08,740 --> 00:41:11,290 Next time, make one that doesn't roll. 661 00:41:11,340 --> 00:41:12,900 Go! 662 00:41:16,060 --> 00:41:18,500 Got it? I can only just about reach. 663 00:41:20,340 --> 00:41:23,540 Oh, it's at times like this I miss Amy. Who? Nothing. 664 00:41:26,260 --> 00:41:28,900 Ready? Don't miss! 665 00:41:29,900 --> 00:41:31,250 Oh-h! 666 00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:33,460 Oh. 667 00:41:35,220 --> 00:41:37,450 Sorry, did I hit... something? 668 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,340 Oh, the symbolism! 669 00:41:46,180 --> 00:41:48,370 You should make that thing voice-activated. 670 00:41:48,420 --> 00:41:51,530 Oh, for God's sake, it is, isn't it? I don't want to talk about it. 671 00:41:51,580 --> 00:41:52,620 Doctor? 672 00:41:59,660 --> 00:42:00,700 Dormant. 673 00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:03,940 How do you know? I don't. I'm just hoping. 674 00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:10,810 So... is it these guys that killed the dinosaur? 675 00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:13,650 Well, if they're harvesting organs, 676 00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:16,170 a dinosaur would have some great stuff. 677 00:42:16,220 --> 00:42:19,410 Why would robots need organs? Burke and Hare from space? 678 00:42:19,460 --> 00:42:21,660 No, but that's a good theory. 679 00:42:23,740 --> 00:42:27,340 Droids harvesting spare parts. That rings a bell. 680 00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:37,340 Captain, my Captain. 681 00:42:40,220 --> 00:42:41,570 Can he see us? 682 00:42:41,620 --> 00:42:43,050 Dormant. Hoping? 683 00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:44,940 Yep. Oh, look! 684 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:48,380 He's recharging. He's asleep. 685 00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:51,770 Doesn't even know we're here. Are you sure? 686 00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:53,700 Sure, not sure - one or the other. 687 00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:58,020 OK, so half-man, half-robot. A cyborg, yeah? 688 00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:00,740 Oh. Oh? 689 00:43:01,820 --> 00:43:03,490 Oh-h. Oh? 690 00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:05,690 Look at the hands. 691 00:43:05,740 --> 00:43:06,970 What about them? 692 00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:08,260 Look at them. I'm looking. 693 00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:20,580 They don't match. These hands don't belong to the same body. 694 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,930 I don't understand. 695 00:43:24,980 --> 00:43:26,140 I don't blame you. 696 00:43:27,620 --> 00:43:30,610 See, this... this is not your normal cyborg. 697 00:43:30,660 --> 00:43:34,090 This isn't a man turning himself into a robot. 698 00:43:34,140 --> 00:43:37,290 This is a robot turning himself... 699 00:43:37,340 --> 00:43:39,610 into a man, piece by piece. 700 00:43:39,660 --> 00:43:42,050 That's what the restaurant's for. 701 00:43:42,100 --> 00:43:45,010 Well, it would need a constant supply of spare parts. 702 00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:47,890 You can tan skin, but organs rot. 703 00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:50,020 Some of that metalwork looks Roman. 704 00:43:52,460 --> 00:43:54,570 Wonder how long it's been around, 705 00:43:54,620 --> 00:43:57,610 how much of the original is even left. 706 00:43:57,660 --> 00:43:59,780 The eyeballs look very fresh, though. Eugh! 707 00:44:01,260 --> 00:44:02,460 Aggh! 708 00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:12,060 Is it awake? 709 00:44:14,660 --> 00:44:16,860 It's waking up... I think. 710 00:44:21,020 --> 00:44:22,060 OK, let's go. 711 00:44:33,820 --> 00:44:36,100 I've seen this before. I'm missing something! 712 00:44:37,460 --> 00:44:40,330 Doctor! It's the brand-new head, rebooting! 713 00:44:40,380 --> 00:44:41,570 Come on! 714 00:44:41,620 --> 00:44:43,330 I've seen this before! 715 00:44:43,380 --> 00:44:45,780 Oh, hurry up, get out. 716 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:51,220 Doctor! 717 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:54,540 Quickly! 718 00:44:59,620 --> 00:45:02,170 Sorry, too slow. There's no point in them catching us both. 719 00:45:02,220 --> 00:45:04,300 Well, give me the screwdriver! 720 00:45:09,220 --> 00:45:10,500 I might need it. 721 00:45:20,140 --> 00:45:22,300 Doctor? 722 00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:33,820 Oh! 723 00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:11,260 'Something else they're not doing.' 724 00:46:12,260 --> 00:46:13,540 Breathing. 725 00:46:20,540 --> 00:46:22,900 How long can you hold your breath? 726 00:48:13,220 --> 00:48:14,540 Bring her. 727 00:48:32,700 --> 00:48:36,210 All right, stop. Stop it, all of you, now. 728 00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:37,690 Ha-ha! It's her first day. 729 00:48:41,260 --> 00:48:42,650 If you don't stop it, 730 00:48:42,700 --> 00:48:44,890 I'm going to have each and every single one of you 731 00:48:44,940 --> 00:48:46,170 kicked out of this school! 732 00:48:46,220 --> 00:48:48,090 Go on, then. Do it! 733 00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:02,940 Where is the other one? 734 00:49:09,660 --> 00:49:12,130 There was another. Where is he? 735 00:49:12,180 --> 00:49:13,460 Where is the other? 736 00:49:16,740 --> 00:49:17,820 You will tell us... 737 00:49:19,620 --> 00:49:21,660 ...or you will be destroyed. 738 00:49:23,780 --> 00:49:25,290 What did you say? 739 00:49:25,340 --> 00:49:26,500 You will tell us. 740 00:49:28,060 --> 00:49:31,700 Yeah, I know, or what? You will die. 741 00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:33,770 'Go on, then.' 742 00:49:33,820 --> 00:49:35,260 Do it. 743 00:49:44,220 --> 00:49:45,940 Go on, then. 744 00:49:47,780 --> 00:49:48,820 Do it. 745 00:49:52,300 --> 00:49:54,570 I'm not going to answer any of your questions, 746 00:49:54,620 --> 00:49:57,980 so you have to do it. You have to kill me. 747 00:49:58,980 --> 00:50:01,540 Threats don't work unless you deliver. 748 00:50:05,220 --> 00:50:08,610 You will tell us where the other one is. Nope. 749 00:50:08,660 --> 00:50:11,130 You will be destroyed. Destroy me, then. 750 00:50:11,180 --> 00:50:13,130 And if you don't, then... 751 00:50:13,180 --> 00:50:15,620 I not going to believe a single threat you make from now on. 752 00:50:17,340 --> 00:50:20,090 Of course, if I'm dead, then... 753 00:50:20,140 --> 00:50:23,730 I can't tell you where the other one went, then... 754 00:50:23,780 --> 00:50:26,180 You need to keep this place down here a secret, don't you? 755 00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:30,210 Never start with your final sanction. 756 00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:32,380 You've got nowhere to go but backwards. 757 00:50:36,980 --> 00:50:38,540 Humans feel pain. 758 00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:42,220 Bigger threat to smaller threat - see what I mean? Backwards. 759 00:50:43,780 --> 00:50:47,540 The information can be extracted by means of your suffering. 760 00:50:48,620 --> 00:50:50,130 Are you trying to scare me? 761 00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:53,370 Well, cos I'm already bloody terrified of dying... 762 00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:55,490 and I'll endure a lot of pain 763 00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:57,770 for a very long time before I give up the information 764 00:50:57,820 --> 00:50:59,850 that's keeping me alive. How long have you got? 765 00:51:09,420 --> 00:51:12,690 All you can offer me is my life - what you can't do is threaten it. 766 00:51:12,740 --> 00:51:14,780 You can negotiate. 767 00:51:15,980 --> 00:51:20,450 OK, OK, OK! OK, yes, yes, yes, I'm crying 768 00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:24,170 and it's just because I am very frightened of you. 769 00:51:24,220 --> 00:51:26,010 If you know anything about human beings, 770 00:51:26,060 --> 00:51:28,420 that means you... you're in a lot trouble. 771 00:51:30,860 --> 00:51:32,890 We will not negotiate. 772 00:51:32,940 --> 00:51:34,330 You don't have a choice. 773 00:51:34,380 --> 00:51:38,250 I tell you what, I'll answer your questions if you answer mine. 774 00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:41,170 We will not answer questions. 775 00:51:41,220 --> 00:51:43,970 We'll take turns, I'll go first. Why did you kill the dinosaur? 776 00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:46,610 We will not answer questions. Why did you kill the dinosaur? 777 00:51:46,660 --> 00:51:49,730 We will not answer questions! Then you might as well kill me, 778 00:51:49,780 --> 00:51:51,820 because I'm not talking again till you do. 779 00:52:03,420 --> 00:52:06,690 Within the optic nerve of the dinosaur is material of use 780 00:52:06,740 --> 00:52:08,450 to our computer systems. 781 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:11,340 You burned a whole dinosaur for a spare part? 782 00:52:12,340 --> 00:52:14,380 No, no, hang on. 783 00:52:16,180 --> 00:52:18,090 You know what's in a dinosaur's optic nerve, 784 00:52:18,140 --> 00:52:19,860 which means you've seen them before. 785 00:52:21,220 --> 00:52:22,850 Where is the other one? 786 00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:25,490 How long have you been rebuilding yourselves? 787 00:52:25,540 --> 00:52:29,020 Look at the state of you! Is there any real you left? What's the point? 788 00:52:34,180 --> 00:52:36,500 We will reach the promised land. 789 00:52:39,580 --> 00:52:41,890 The what, the promised land? What's that? 790 00:52:41,940 --> 00:52:43,660 Where is the other one? 791 00:52:47,380 --> 00:52:48,540 I don't know. 792 00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:55,380 But I know where he will be... where he will always be. 793 00:52:58,020 --> 00:53:00,100 If the Doctor is still the Doctor... 794 00:53:02,980 --> 00:53:04,300 ...he will have my back. 795 00:53:11,300 --> 00:53:15,300 I'm right, aren't I? Go on. Please, please, God, say I'm right. 796 00:53:22,420 --> 00:53:26,850 Hello, hello, rubbish robots from the dawn of time, 797 00:53:26,900 --> 00:53:29,850 thank you for all the gratuitous information. 798 00:53:29,900 --> 00:53:33,330 Five foot one and crying - you never stood a chance. 799 00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:34,700 Stop it! 800 00:53:37,940 --> 00:53:40,810 This is your power source, and feeble though it is, 801 00:53:40,860 --> 00:53:42,450 I can use it to blow this whole room 802 00:53:42,500 --> 00:53:44,970 if I see one thing that I don't like, 803 00:53:45,020 --> 00:53:47,570 and that includes karaoke and mime, so take no chances. 804 00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:48,620 See, Clara? 805 00:53:48,660 --> 00:53:51,410 That's how you disguise yourself as a Droid. 806 00:53:51,460 --> 00:53:54,450 Yeah, well, I didn't have a lot of time, I'd been suddenly abandoned. 807 00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:57,450 Sorry. Well, no, actually I'm not, you're brilliant on adrenaline. 808 00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:59,010 And you were out of your depth, sir. 809 00:53:59,060 --> 00:54:00,650 Never try and control a control freak. 810 00:54:00,700 --> 00:54:02,610 I am not a control freak! 811 00:54:02,660 --> 00:54:05,090 Yes, ma'am. Oh! 812 00:54:05,140 --> 00:54:06,690 Why are you here? 813 00:54:06,740 --> 00:54:08,180 Why did you invite us? 814 00:54:09,700 --> 00:54:11,420 The message, in the paper... 815 00:54:13,260 --> 00:54:14,700 ...that was you, wasn't it? 816 00:54:20,740 --> 00:54:24,770 Oh. I hate being wrong in public. Everybody forget that happened. 817 00:54:24,820 --> 00:54:26,290 Clara, say the word. 818 00:54:26,340 --> 00:54:28,530 What word? They never sent you in here without a word. 819 00:54:28,580 --> 00:54:30,530 I don't want to say it. I've guessed already. 820 00:54:30,580 --> 00:54:32,140 Geronimo! 821 00:54:43,420 --> 00:54:45,410 Remain still and lay down your weapons, 822 00:54:45,460 --> 00:54:47,050 in the name of the British Empire! 823 00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:48,180 Argh! 824 00:54:49,380 --> 00:54:51,770 Strax! Sorry. 825 00:54:51,820 --> 00:54:54,370 I've told you before - take the stairs. 826 00:54:54,420 --> 00:54:55,610 Oh, look. The cavalry. 827 00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:57,770 I burned an ancient, beautiful creature 828 00:54:57,820 --> 00:54:59,450 for one inch of optic nerve. 829 00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:01,610 What do you think you can accomplish, little man? 830 00:55:01,660 --> 00:55:03,060 What do you? Vastra? 831 00:55:04,420 --> 00:55:08,930 The establishment upstairs has been disabled with maximum prejudice, 832 00:55:08,980 --> 00:55:11,930 and the authorities summoned. Hang on, she called the police? 833 00:55:11,980 --> 00:55:14,330 We never do that, we should start. You see? 834 00:55:14,380 --> 00:55:15,890 Destroy us if you will, 835 00:55:15,940 --> 00:55:18,100 they're still going to close your restaurant. 836 00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:21,130 That was going to sound better. 837 00:55:21,180 --> 00:55:22,860 Then we will destroy you. 838 00:55:33,500 --> 00:55:34,660 No, you won't. 839 00:55:36,180 --> 00:55:37,810 You're logical. You have restraint. 840 00:55:37,860 --> 00:55:39,970 You kill to survive - you're not a murderer. 841 00:55:40,020 --> 00:55:41,770 He's not a what? This is a slaughterhouse. 842 00:55:41,820 --> 00:55:44,490 And how does that make it different from any other restaurant? 843 00:55:44,540 --> 00:55:46,940 You weren't vegetarian the last time I checked. This is over. 844 00:55:46,964 --> 00:55:48,570 Killing us won't change that. 845 00:55:48,620 --> 00:55:50,930 What would be the point? To find the promised land. 846 00:55:50,980 --> 00:55:53,770 You're millions of years old, it's time you knew - there isn't one. 847 00:55:53,820 --> 00:55:55,330 I am in search of paradise. 848 00:55:55,380 --> 00:55:58,780 Yeah, well, me too. I'm not going to make it either. 849 00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:02,210 Doctor! 850 00:56:02,260 --> 00:56:05,330 I will leave in the escape capsule. Destroy where necessary. 851 00:56:05,380 --> 00:56:06,690 Escape capsule? 852 00:56:06,740 --> 00:56:10,010 This ship is millions of years old, it'll never fly. 853 00:56:10,060 --> 00:56:11,530 It has been repaired. 854 00:56:11,580 --> 00:56:13,210 What with? 855 00:56:13,260 --> 00:56:14,530 You. 856 00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:16,180 Defensive positions everyone. 857 00:56:19,020 --> 00:56:21,130 Doctor! He's getting away! 858 00:56:21,180 --> 00:56:24,380 Your friend is intelligent. He'll know better than to follow me. 859 00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:38,460 Right, here we are, this is the place, come with me. 860 00:56:40,300 --> 00:56:42,130 It is our intent to leave. 861 00:56:42,180 --> 00:56:44,610 If it is your intent to stop us, 862 00:56:44,660 --> 00:56:46,940 perhaps we should get down to business. 863 00:56:51,380 --> 00:56:54,370 Dear Lord, what has she landed us with this time? 864 00:56:59,780 --> 00:57:01,300 The restaurant is closed. 865 00:57:10,740 --> 00:57:14,060 Keep everyone out. No-one goes in there! 866 00:57:24,340 --> 00:57:25,890 What are you doing? 867 00:57:25,940 --> 00:57:28,460 I've got the horrible feeling I'm going to have to kill you. 868 00:57:30,340 --> 00:57:32,890 I thought you might appreciate a drink first. 869 00:57:32,940 --> 00:57:34,180 I know I would. 870 00:57:45,060 --> 00:57:46,500 Watch out! 871 00:57:54,980 --> 00:57:59,890 51st century, right? Time travelling spaceship, crashed in the past. 872 00:57:59,940 --> 00:58:02,100 You're trying to get home the long way round. 873 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:04,970 I go to the promised land. 874 00:58:05,020 --> 00:58:06,700 So you keep saying. 875 00:58:08,220 --> 00:58:12,930 OK, so your restaurant is made out of your old ship, 876 00:58:12,980 --> 00:58:17,690 but you're wasting your time, it can't ever fly. 877 00:58:17,740 --> 00:58:19,490 The escape pod is viable. 878 00:58:19,540 --> 00:58:23,410 How? You can't patch up a spaceship with human remains. 879 00:58:23,460 --> 00:58:25,700 You know, this really is ringing a bell. 880 00:58:30,060 --> 00:58:34,220 OK, that's clever. How are you powering it? 881 00:58:35,260 --> 00:58:36,980 Skin. 882 00:58:46,820 --> 00:58:49,580 Get to the station! We need more men! 883 00:58:50,620 --> 00:58:53,130 What shall I tell them is happening? 884 00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:55,050 Go! 885 00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:56,650 How many do you estimate, my dear? 886 00:58:56,700 --> 00:59:00,490 More than upstairs, about 20, 30? 887 00:59:00,540 --> 00:59:02,530 The ones upstairs were mere decoys. 888 00:59:02,580 --> 00:59:06,220 These are battle-ready. I anticipate a challenge. 889 00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:10,530 Don't worry, my boy, we shall die in glory! 890 00:59:10,580 --> 00:59:13,580 OK. Good-o! 891 00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:24,980 "SS Marie Antoinette." 892 00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:30,490 Out-of-control repair Droids, cannibalising human beings. 893 00:59:30,540 --> 00:59:34,410 I know that this is familiar, but I just can't seem to place it. 894 00:59:34,460 --> 00:59:35,890 How would you kill me? 895 00:59:35,940 --> 00:59:38,860 "Sister ship of the Madame De Pompadour." 896 00:59:42,180 --> 00:59:43,420 Nope, not getting it. 897 00:59:44,860 --> 00:59:46,210 How would you kill me? 898 00:59:46,260 --> 00:59:49,300 Why don't you have a drink first? It's only human. 899 00:59:50,460 --> 00:59:51,850 I am not human. 900 00:59:51,900 --> 00:59:52,980 Neither am I. 901 00:59:54,260 --> 00:59:56,770 Why can't you stay dead, coward! 902 01:00:10,060 --> 01:00:12,020 What do you think of the view? 903 01:00:16,260 --> 01:00:18,580 I do not think of it. I don't think of it. I don't. 904 01:00:20,020 --> 01:00:21,930 Droids and apostrophes, I could write a book, 905 01:00:21,980 --> 01:00:25,700 except you are... barely a Droid any more. 906 01:00:27,420 --> 01:00:29,140 There's more human in you than machine. 907 01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:36,860 So tell me... what do you think of the view? 908 01:00:49,020 --> 01:00:50,250 It is beautiful. 909 01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:54,730 No, it isn't. It's just far away. Everything looks too small. 910 01:00:54,780 --> 01:01:00,970 I prefer it down there. Everything is huge. Everything is so important. 911 01:01:01,020 --> 01:01:05,970 Every detail, every moment, every life clung to. 912 01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:08,730 How could you kill me? For the same reason that you're asking me 913 01:01:08,780 --> 01:01:11,340 that question - because you don't really want to carry on. 914 01:01:15,140 --> 01:01:17,130 What'll happen to the other Droids when you die? 915 01:01:17,180 --> 01:01:20,540 You're the control node, aren't you? Presumably they'll deactivate. 916 01:01:21,540 --> 01:01:24,650 I will not die. I will reach the promised land. 917 01:01:24,700 --> 01:01:26,610 There isn't any promised land. 918 01:01:26,660 --> 01:01:30,050 This is just... It's a superstition that you have picked up 919 01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:32,730 from all the humanity you've stuffed inside yourself. 920 01:01:32,780 --> 01:01:34,060 I am not dead. 921 01:01:36,180 --> 01:01:38,060 You are a broom. 922 01:01:39,620 --> 01:01:41,010 Question - 923 01:01:41,060 --> 01:01:44,730 you take a broom, you replace the handle, 924 01:01:44,780 --> 01:01:46,690 and then later you replace the brush 925 01:01:46,740 --> 01:01:50,930 and you do that over and over again. Is it still the same broom? 926 01:01:50,980 --> 01:01:54,250 Answer - no, of course it isn't. But you can still sweep the floor. 927 01:01:54,300 --> 01:01:56,810 Which is not strictly relevant, skip that last part. 928 01:01:56,860 --> 01:01:58,930 You have replaced every piece of yourself, 929 01:01:58,980 --> 01:02:01,890 mechanical and organic, time and time again - 930 01:02:01,940 --> 01:02:04,900 there's not a trace of the original you left. 931 01:02:05,860 --> 01:02:09,260 You probably can't even remember where you got that face from. 932 01:02:17,460 --> 01:02:18,700 It cannot end. 933 01:02:19,980 --> 01:02:23,650 It has to. You know it does. And there's only one way out. 934 01:02:23,700 --> 01:02:26,250 Self-destruction is against my basic program. 935 01:02:26,300 --> 01:02:28,420 And murder is against mine! 936 01:02:39,820 --> 01:02:41,140 Jenny! 937 01:02:42,580 --> 01:02:45,420 Hold your breath! They're stupid. Everybody hold their breath. 938 01:03:04,940 --> 01:03:07,130 'I can't do it. I can't.' 939 01:03:07,180 --> 01:03:11,380 'Be brave, my love. I can store oxygen in my lungs.' 940 01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:13,780 'Share with me!' 941 01:03:22,780 --> 01:03:26,850 You are stronger than you look. And I'm hoping you are too. 942 01:03:26,900 --> 01:03:29,540 This... is over. 943 01:03:30,900 --> 01:03:33,100 Are you capable of admitting that? 944 01:03:34,300 --> 01:03:36,290 Do you have it in you to murder me? 945 01:03:36,340 --> 01:03:40,620 Those people down there. They're never small to me. 946 01:03:41,660 --> 01:03:45,130 Don't make assumptions about how far I will go to protect them, 947 01:03:45,180 --> 01:03:47,050 because I've already come a very long way. 948 01:03:47,100 --> 01:03:50,700 And unlike you, I don't expect to reach the promised land. 949 01:03:58,060 --> 01:04:03,180 You realise, of course, one of us is lying about our basic programming. 950 01:04:05,860 --> 01:04:06,860 Yes. 951 01:04:06,900 --> 01:04:09,100 And I think we both know who that is. 952 01:04:22,540 --> 01:04:23,930 Stop! 953 01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:07,540 Whoa. 954 01:05:14,620 --> 01:05:16,730 You're sure he'd come back here? 955 01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:18,690 There was no trace of him in the wreckage, 956 01:05:18,740 --> 01:05:20,770 they searched all Parliament Hill. 957 01:05:20,820 --> 01:05:22,140 Where else would he go? 958 01:05:27,180 --> 01:05:28,980 I fear we have missed him. 959 01:05:39,700 --> 01:05:40,820 Please come in. 960 01:05:43,620 --> 01:05:47,130 I'm not interrupting? I should be glad of your company. 961 01:05:47,180 --> 01:05:48,490 What can I do for you? 962 01:05:48,540 --> 01:05:51,010 Ah, well, that's exactly what I was going to ask you. 963 01:05:51,060 --> 01:05:54,580 Seems like I'm stuck here now. Got a vacancy? 964 01:05:56,780 --> 01:05:59,770 You would be very welcome to join our little household, 965 01:05:59,820 --> 01:06:04,010 but I have it on the highest authority 966 01:06:04,060 --> 01:06:06,650 that the Doctor will be returning for you very soon. 967 01:06:06,700 --> 01:06:07,740 Whose authority? 968 01:06:09,060 --> 01:06:12,370 Well, the person who knows him best in all the universe. 969 01:06:12,420 --> 01:06:13,900 And who's that? 970 01:06:15,660 --> 01:06:16,900 Miss Clara Oswald... 971 01:06:19,220 --> 01:06:23,210 ...who perhaps has, by instinct, already dressed to leave. 972 01:06:23,260 --> 01:06:25,260 I just wanted a change of clothes. 973 01:06:29,900 --> 01:06:32,140 I don't think I know who the Doctor is any more. 974 01:06:37,140 --> 01:06:39,700 It would seem, my dear, you are very wrong about that. 975 01:06:40,740 --> 01:06:41,820 Clara! 976 01:06:43,420 --> 01:06:45,460 Give him hell. He'll always need it. 977 01:07:06,460 --> 01:07:09,930 You've redecorated. Yes. I don't like it. 978 01:07:09,980 --> 01:07:11,970 Not completely entirely convinced myself. 979 01:07:12,020 --> 01:07:14,450 I think there should be more round things on the walls. 980 01:07:14,500 --> 01:07:17,060 I used to have lots of round things. I wonder where I put them. 981 01:07:30,620 --> 01:07:32,170 I'm the Doctor. 982 01:07:32,220 --> 01:07:36,420 I've lived for over 2,000 years and not all of them were good. 983 01:07:38,740 --> 01:07:40,970 I've made many mistakes, 984 01:07:41,020 --> 01:07:43,820 and it's about time that I did something about that. 985 01:07:48,100 --> 01:07:50,850 Clara, I'm not your boyfriend. 986 01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:52,660 I never thought you were. 987 01:07:54,100 --> 01:07:55,780 I never said it was your mistake. 988 01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:03,820 What do you think? 989 01:08:14,820 --> 01:08:17,650 Who put that advert in the paper? Who gave you my number? 990 01:08:17,700 --> 01:08:19,410 A long time ago, remember? 991 01:08:19,460 --> 01:08:21,380 You were given the number of a computer helpline, 992 01:08:21,420 --> 01:08:23,860 and you ended up phoning the TARDIS. Who gave you that number? 993 01:08:23,884 --> 01:08:25,530 The woman. The woman in the shop. 994 01:08:25,580 --> 01:08:28,740 Then there's a woman out there who's very keen that we stay together. 995 01:08:35,100 --> 01:08:36,860 How do you feel on the subject? 996 01:08:39,700 --> 01:08:40,900 Am I home? 997 01:08:41,940 --> 01:08:43,140 If you want to be. 998 01:08:48,380 --> 01:08:50,140 I'm sorry. 999 01:08:52,020 --> 01:08:53,580 I'm... I'm so, so sorry... 1000 01:08:55,660 --> 01:08:58,140 ...but I don't think I know who you are any more. 1001 01:09:05,740 --> 01:09:07,980 You'd better get that. It might be your boyfriend. 1002 01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:11,370 Shut up. 1003 01:09:11,420 --> 01:09:12,820 I don't have a boyfriend. 1004 01:09:22,260 --> 01:09:23,340 Hello! 1005 01:09:26,380 --> 01:09:27,890 Hello? 1006 01:09:27,940 --> 01:09:30,290 'It's me.' Yes, it's you, who's this? 1007 01:09:30,340 --> 01:09:33,130 'It's me, Clara. 1008 01:09:33,180 --> 01:09:34,220 'The Doctor.' 1009 01:09:40,580 --> 01:09:42,050 What do you mean, the Doctor? 1010 01:09:42,100 --> 01:09:45,730 I'm phoning you from Trenzalore... 1011 01:09:45,780 --> 01:09:49,130 I don't... '..from before I changed. 1012 01:09:49,180 --> 01:09:52,690 'I mean it's all still to happen for me, it's coming. 1013 01:09:52,740 --> 01:09:54,450 'Oh, it's a-coming...' 1014 01:10:01,100 --> 01:10:02,690 'Not long now.' 1015 01:10:02,740 --> 01:10:06,500 I can... feel it. 1016 01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:17,970 Why? Why would you do this? 1017 01:10:18,020 --> 01:10:20,460 'Because I think it's going to be a whopper...' 1018 01:10:21,460 --> 01:10:24,690 ...and I think you might be scared. 1019 01:10:24,740 --> 01:10:29,770 'And however scared you are, Clara, the man you are with right now...' 1020 01:10:29,820 --> 01:10:33,930 the man I hope you are with, believe me, 1021 01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:38,730 he is more scared than anything you can imagine right now 1022 01:10:38,780 --> 01:10:40,850 'and he... 1023 01:10:40,900 --> 01:10:42,540 'he needs you.' 1024 01:10:45,180 --> 01:10:46,730 So who is it? 1025 01:10:46,780 --> 01:10:48,570 'Is that the Doctor?' 1026 01:10:48,620 --> 01:10:50,180 Is that the Doctor? 1027 01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:53,130 Yes. 1028 01:10:53,180 --> 01:10:54,570 'He sounds old.' 1029 01:10:54,620 --> 01:10:57,980 Please tell me I didn't get old. Anything but old! 1030 01:10:59,340 --> 01:11:00,700 'I was young.' 1031 01:11:01,820 --> 01:11:04,500 Oh... Is he grey? 1032 01:11:06,500 --> 01:11:07,700 Yes. 1033 01:11:09,740 --> 01:11:14,500 Clara, please, eh, for me, help him. 1034 01:11:16,140 --> 01:11:17,580 'Go on...' 1035 01:11:19,100 --> 01:11:21,940 ...and don't be afraid. 1036 01:11:32,900 --> 01:11:34,140 Goodbye, Clara. 1037 01:11:38,540 --> 01:11:39,980 Miss you. 1038 01:11:50,580 --> 01:11:52,020 Well? 1039 01:11:54,500 --> 01:11:55,860 Well, what? 1040 01:11:56,860 --> 01:11:59,770 He asked you a question. 1041 01:11:59,820 --> 01:12:01,450 Will you help me? 1042 01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:03,140 You shouldn't have been listening. 1043 01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:07,460 I wasn't. I didn't need to. That was me talking. 1044 01:12:13,260 --> 01:12:14,970 You can't see me, can you? 1045 01:12:15,020 --> 01:12:17,020 You look at me, and you can't see me. 1046 01:12:18,820 --> 01:12:20,740 Have you any idea what that's like? 1047 01:12:24,180 --> 01:12:26,260 I'm not on the phone, I'm right here... 1048 01:12:28,700 --> 01:12:30,780 ...standing in front of you. 1049 01:12:33,460 --> 01:12:36,020 Please, just... 1050 01:12:37,340 --> 01:12:38,380 ...just see me. 1051 01:13:02,620 --> 01:13:03,690 Thank you. 1052 01:13:03,740 --> 01:13:05,810 For what? 1053 01:13:05,860 --> 01:13:07,500 Phoning. 1054 01:13:13,900 --> 01:13:17,370 I... I don't think that I'm a hugging person now. 1055 01:13:17,420 --> 01:13:19,740 I'm not sure you get a vote. 1056 01:13:21,180 --> 01:13:22,660 Whatever you say. 1057 01:13:23,860 --> 01:13:25,730 This isn't my home, by the way. 1058 01:13:25,780 --> 01:13:29,860 Sorry, I'm sorry about that, I missed. 1059 01:13:31,340 --> 01:13:32,450 Where are we? 1060 01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:34,090 Glasgow, I think. 1061 01:13:34,140 --> 01:13:35,970 Ah! You'll fit right in. 1062 01:13:36,020 --> 01:13:37,500 Scottish. 1063 01:13:39,220 --> 01:13:41,900 Right, shall we, er... 1064 01:13:43,580 --> 01:13:46,330 Do you want to go and get some coffee or... 1065 01:13:46,380 --> 01:13:48,610 chips or... something, 1066 01:13:48,660 --> 01:13:49,970 or chips and coffee? 1067 01:13:50,020 --> 01:13:54,210 Coffee. Coffee would be great. You're buying! 1068 01:13:54,260 --> 01:13:56,900 I don't have any money. You're fetching, then. 1069 01:13:58,580 --> 01:14:00,690 I'm not sure that I'm the fetching sort... 1070 01:14:00,740 --> 01:14:03,460 Yeah, still not sure you get a vote. 1071 01:14:19,180 --> 01:14:20,580 Hello! 1072 01:14:23,820 --> 01:14:26,970 I'm Missy. You made it. 1073 01:14:27,020 --> 01:14:30,340 I hope my boyfriend wasn't too mean to you. 1074 01:14:32,380 --> 01:14:34,130 Boy... friend? 1075 01:14:34,180 --> 01:14:38,090 Now did he push you out of that thing, or did you fall? 1076 01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:39,730 Couldn't really tell. 1077 01:14:39,780 --> 01:14:43,370 He can be very mean sometimes, 1078 01:14:43,420 --> 01:14:47,660 except to me, of course, because he... loves me so much. 1079 01:14:48,660 --> 01:14:52,260 I do like his new accent, though. Think I might keep it. 1080 01:14:55,260 --> 01:14:56,650 Where am I? 1081 01:14:56,700 --> 01:14:59,130 Well, where do you think you are? 1082 01:14:59,180 --> 01:15:03,090 Look around you, you made it. 1083 01:15:03,140 --> 01:15:04,860 The promised land. 1084 01:15:06,060 --> 01:15:08,060 Paradise! 1085 01:15:09,420 --> 01:15:11,300 Welcome... 1086 01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:13,820 ...to heaven. 1087 01:15:30,580 --> 01:15:31,970 Where the hell have you been? 1088 01:15:32,020 --> 01:15:34,370 It's not my fault, I got distracted. By what? 1089 01:15:34,420 --> 01:15:36,490 You can always find something. Come on! 1090 01:15:36,540 --> 01:15:38,130 Where are we going? 1091 01:15:38,180 --> 01:15:39,690 Into darkness. 1092 01:15:39,740 --> 01:15:42,340 Welcome to the most dangerous place in the universe. 1093 01:15:46,620 --> 01:15:48,090 They're coming! They're coming! 1094 01:15:48,140 --> 01:15:50,010 Aristotle! 1095 01:15:50,060 --> 01:15:52,250 The enemy are right on top of us! 1096 01:15:52,300 --> 01:15:54,410 I'm sorry. 1097 01:15:54,460 --> 01:15:58,060 Exterminate... Doctor!