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Kids, in our sophomore year
of college,
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when Aunt Lily came back
from spring break,
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Uncle Marshall surprised her at the airport.
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And she surprised him
with a six-pack of locally brewed beer.
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Fort Lager-Dale! Get it?
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And with that, a ritual was born.
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For the next 11 years, whenever
either of them would fly anywhere...
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Minne-Cider! Get it?
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...the reunion was always commemorated
with a chauffeur sign
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and a six-pack from wherever they'd been.
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Aspen Yards Ale! Get it?
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- Actually, no.
- Me, neither. I was hoping you would.
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But then, one night in January of 2009,
the unthinkable happened.
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- I'm not picking her up.
- What?
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Lily doesn't want me taking a cab
all the way to the airport
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just to take a cab
all the way back, you know?
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But the six-pack thing.
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Ted, that stuff was fun
when we were younger,
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but we've grown past that. As we mature,
the relationship matures with us.
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But, I mean, you guys are such
an inspiration to the rest of us,
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how you're so devoted and connected.
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I look at you guys,
and that's all I want in the whole world.
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Ted, there's two college girls outside,
and they look easy!
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So, Arizona...
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You know, I've always wanted to see
what an Arizona driver's license looks like.
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I already ran that play, bro.
They're 21. We're good.
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Thank God.
So, what brings you guys to town?
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Our band's got a gig.
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You're in a band?
Hey, maybe we can come see you play.
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Excuse us for a sec.
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Ted, what the hell is the matter with you?
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- We're not gonna go see them play.
- Why not?
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If we see them play, we're no better
than the bleach-blonde bimbos
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who flash their boobs
at a Van Halen concert.
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Yeah, but don't those girls get to have sex
with Van Halen after the show?
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If you want to have sex with Van Halen,
do it on your own time, Ted.
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We are not the
"maybe we can come see you play" guys.
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We're the other guys,
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the older guys who never showed up
and whose approval they now crave.
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- So, we're their dads?
- Exactly.
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Okay.
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But if you guys want
to meet up after your show,
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- maybe we could exchange numbers...
- Excuse us for a minute.
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Ted, have you gone completely insane?
We don't want their phone numbers.
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Yeah. I don't know what I was doing.
I guess I panicked out there.
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When you exchange numbers with a chick,
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you give them the ability
to call and cancel.
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If you set a date without a number,
they have to show up.
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Check and mate!
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The only digits I need are these.
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Honka.
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Are you still their dad?
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So, why don't we just meet here
tomorrow night around 10:00?
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I think it's supposed to snow.
What do we do if there's a blizzard?
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- Either way, we'll be here.
- Snow problem.
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Excuse us just one last second.
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What is the problem now?
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Nice one.
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- Thanks.
- Yeah.
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All right, we'll see you tomorrow night.
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- Totally.
- Awesome!
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"Totally. " "Awesome!"
Man, these college chicks sound stupid.
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- Totally.
- Awesome.
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So, here's the thing, tomorrow night,
dress to move, it's gonna be a mess!
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I still think
we should've gotten their numbers.
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You always assume something
is gonna go wrong.
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Ted, I promise you,
nothing is gonna go wrong.
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Hey, it's starting to snow.
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Kids, the blizzard of '09
was a monster.
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It snowed for three days straight,
which led to three amazing stories.
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I'll start with me and Barney.
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It's pretty nasty out there.
I don't think they're coming.
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Of course they're coming. They have to.
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If I can land just one of these girls,
I'll have party school bingo.
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- Come on, Ted. You're the only one here.
- Oh, sorry. What's party school bingo?
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Every year, Playboy releases a list
of the top party schools in the country.
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I take the top 25,
and I make up a bingo card.
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All I need is Arizona Tech, which is crazy.
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In league play, that would normally
be designated a free space.
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So, how many people are in
on this party school bingo thing?
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- Oh, it's just me.
- So what's the point, then?
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The point is to get five in a row.
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And what do you get
when you get five in a row?
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I get bingo.
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Thanks for coming by.
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I monkeyed around with the thermostat
for about an hour
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- before I realized it was the intercom.
- Yeah, I heard you swearing downstairs.
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Hey, so, Lily's flight's coming in tonight.
You're really not gonna go pick her up?
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Robin, Robin, like I said, as we mature,
our relationship matures with us.
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Yeah, well, if I know your wife,
she's gonna get you that six-pack anyway.
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Marshall? Marshall?
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Puget Stout.
A most exquisite Seattle microbrew.
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And speaking of six-packs...
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- What are you doing?
- I'm going to the airport.
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How could I be so stupid?
Of course she's bringing me a six-pack!
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But this time, I didn't bring him a six-pack.
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Because as we mature,
the relationship matures with us.
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Well, he sounds like a nice young man.
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I'll bet he surprises you
and picks you up anyway.
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- Oh, baby.
- Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- Where's my beer?
- We said we weren't gonna.
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I have beer.
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Wow. A six-pack
and you're an appropriate height for me.
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Let's go, New Lily.
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Oh, man, I got to get some beer.
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Folks, this is your captain speaking.
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Looks like we're going to be arriving
an hour early.
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Yes!
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Drink up, boys. I'm closing the bar.
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- Whoa, no! It's only 9:00.
- And this place is raging, yo!
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Guys, I'm really sorry, but I got to go
set up cots in the church basement.
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It doubles as a shelter
on snowy nights like this.
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You selfish bastard!
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There are two very hot girls
coming here to meet us.
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Can't you just leave the place open
a little while longer?
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- We'll keep an eye on everything.
- You two? No way.
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You wouldn't know the first thing
about running a bar.
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- Serve the hotties first?
- Here's the keys.
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Here's the keys.
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As soon as your girls show up,
you turn off the lights and you lock up.
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And I don't want to come back here
and find this place trashed.
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- Wow, seriously?
- I can trust you guys.
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To understand what it meant
to us to get the keys to MacLaren's,
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I have to take you back a few years,
to the night that I uttered five little words
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that every man, at some point in his life,
will say.
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- We should buy a bar.
- Of course, we should buy a bar!
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- We should totally buy a bar.
- We should totally buy a bar.
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- Our bar would be awesome.
- And dude, dude, dude, dude,
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the name of our bar, Puzzles.
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People will be like,
"Why is it called Puzzles?"
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That's the puzzle.
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That is
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a great name for a bar!
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- And also, at Puzzles, no last call.
- No last call!
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Only when every single person is finished
having the greatest night of his or her life
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do we stack the chairs on the table
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and power down
the three-story margarita waterfall.
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- We should buy a bar.
- We should buy a bar.
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And like the other ill-advised
five-word sentences
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every man eventually says in his life...
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I can jump that far.
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I'm gonna win her back.
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I can trust you guys.
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...we would come to regret it.
We just didn't know it yet.
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Aruba, Jamaica
ooh I wanna take ya
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Bermuda, Bahama
come on pretty mama
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Key Largo, Montego
baby why don't we go
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Ooh I wanna take you
down to Kokomo
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We'll get there fast
and then we'll take it slow
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That's where we wanna go
way down in Kokomo
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You have it? Awesome, I'll be right there.
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- Ranjit!
- Hello.
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- I'm Rachel Sondheimer.
- Wait a minute, Lily.
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If you are getting off the plane,
where is Marshall?
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And where is your six-pack?
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That's the problem. I have to get to
Brewniverse in East Meadow in an hour.
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- To the Town Car!
- Thank you.
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- Barkeep, Triple Sec.
- Coming right up, tap-minder.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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We'll get one.
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- Order up!
- Order up. Okay.
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- We'll get one.
- Oh, thank God you're still here.
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I don't know if you guys
have ever seen Star Wars,
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- but it's like Hoth out there.
- Dibs.
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It reminds me of when I used
to go sledding with my dad, before he left.
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- And dibs.
- So, can we warm you up with a drink?
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Sure. Oh, by the way, I invited the rest
of the band to come and meet us.
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We were hoping to get drunk.
I mean, really drunk.
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- Like my dad used to.
- Dibsity, dibsity, dibsity.
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Well, I guess we could keep the place open
a little bit longer.
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As long as it's just you and the band.
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Melissa, what kind of band is this?
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We're the Arizona Tech
Fighting Hens Marching Band.
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- Go, Hens!
- Go, Hens!
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And then,
your Uncle Barney and I
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had one of our telepathic conversations.
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Dude, Carl's gonna kill us if we don't
kick everyone out of here right now.
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Aruba, Jamaica
ooh I wanna take ya
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Barney, I'm serious. We promised
we wouldn't mess the place up.
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Bermuda, Bahama
come on pretty mama
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All right, I guess you have a point.
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The bar is open!
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Who wants a beer, huh?
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I still say this is stupid.
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What happened to, "As we mature,
the relationship matures with us"?
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That's just something
Lily read in Psychology Today.
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All right, she read it in Cosmo.
All right, I read it in Cosmo.
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All right, it was Cosmo Girl!
Just drive, okay?
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I just don't get why it's such a big deal
that one little ritual goes by the wayside.
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It's not just this, okay?
It's all of our little rituals.
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Do you know what we used to do
every day, the second I got home?
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Man, I don't want to hear
about your crazy monkey sex.
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We would tell each other
what we had to eat that day.
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Two eggs, a slice of cheese pizza
and some steamed veggies.
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Everything bagel, chicken breast,
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some celery sticks
and a spoon of peanut butter.
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- Crazy monkey sex?
- Crazy monkey sex.
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Lily, TMI, too many informations.
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And you know what else I miss?
Our lunchtime phone call.
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Hey, baby, it's lunchtime, and I love you.
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I reciprocate in principle,
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although with the caveat that there seems
to be a bit of a surplus here on my end.
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No, I love you more.
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Do we need to get in a room together
and bang this thing out?
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Those sound like agreeable terms,
although I may need to adjust my briefs.
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Love you, too.
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But today when she called,
I let it go to voicemail. Voicemail!
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How could you?
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The thing I miss most is kissing
at midnight on New Year's Eve.
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It was a New Year's tradition.
But you know what we did this year?
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- Crazy monkey sex?
- No.
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Okay, all these cute, adorable little rituals?
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- Yeah.
- They're stupid.
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Telling each other what you had to eat?
You're like children playing house.
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Well, maybe you just think they're stupid
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because you've never been
in a relationship
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long enough to develop them.
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- What?
- Yeah, you don't understand love, okay?
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You're like some robot
who sees a person crying and says,
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"Why is that human leaking?"
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- Is that right?
- Yeah.
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Well, then, robot initiating
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pull-over-to-the-side-of-the-road-
until-jackass-apologizes-to-me sequence.
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My robot was, like, a million times better.
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Hey, just so you know,
the trough in the bathroom is overflowing.
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There's no trough in the bathroom.
And you just came out of the kitchen.
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Ted, what's in a gin and tonic?
What's in a gin and tonic?
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Okay, running a bar sucks.
Let's just close up.
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No! No! There's no last call.
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Puzzles, go for Barney.
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Good. You're still there. I'll be there in five.
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Last call!
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Robin, there's a snowplow coming.
We have to get back on the road.
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00:13:50,942 --> 00:13:54,002
You think the only way to be in love
is to have pet names.
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Or leave each other stupid, little notes,
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or go charging off into a blizzard
for no good reason.
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Do you understand what's
gonna happen if that plow comes by?
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You know what you are?
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- You're a love snob.
- Okay.
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There's lots of ways
to be in a relationship,
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and you would know that if you ever
left your little love snob country club.
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We're going to get buried by snow.
That's going to happen.
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No, screw this.
I'm not going to sit here and be insulted.
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We're not going to the airport.
We're going home.
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What just happened?
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Hey, hey, hi. We called earlier
about the Seattle microbrew.
249
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Yeah, good thing you called when you did.
I was getting ready to close up.
250
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Storm of the century out there.
251
00:14:38,828 --> 00:14:43,697
Of course, it's only '09, so storm of the
century might be a little bit premature.
252
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Let's say storm of the year.
Although, it is only January.
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We're kind of in a hurry,
so we'll take the beer now.
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You are a cute couple.
255
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- Thank you.
- We're not a couple.
256
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Thank God. That would be weird.
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Well, here she is. Supersonic Tonic.
258
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No. This is a keg. I need a six-pack.
259
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- A keg's all I got.
- We'll take the keg.
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What? Oh, no.
Last time I had one of these in the car,
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I wound up chipping dried vomit
off the seat with a putty knife.
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I'm sorry, Ranjit, but this is a ritual,
and I am bringing him this beer.
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If you could just put it in the car.
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- I'll give you 50 bucks.
- To the Town Car.
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00:15:35,587 --> 00:15:38,648
Look, Robin, I'm sorry. You're not a robot.
266
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I mean, if you are,
you're an incredibly advanced model,
267
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and the human race
doesn't stand a chance.
268
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You just don't choose to show your love
through corny rituals, and that's fine.
269
00:15:51,105 --> 00:15:53,903
But maybe the reason Lily and I do
is because we always have,
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and we don't know any other way.
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One thing I do know is that
if she's there sitting at the airport alone,
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I have to go get her. Those are the rules.
273
00:16:07,722 --> 00:16:09,849
Marshall, close your eyes.
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00:16:10,425 --> 00:16:13,394
I don't know how you heard any of that
as me hitting on you, but...
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Just do it.
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Now, let's go get your woman.
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All right, come on.
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You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
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I've always wanted to say that.
I mean, in a bar.
280
00:16:33,983 --> 00:16:36,248
I say it all the time at home.
281
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,354
Dude, someday we should buy a bar.
282
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,983
And when we do,
we are never going to have last call.
283
00:16:44,227 --> 00:16:48,391
Come on, Barney. We said no last call.
We got to mean it.
284
00:16:48,498 --> 00:16:52,128
Well, what are we supposed to do?
Carl's going to be here any minute.
285
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Only one thing we can do.
286
00:16:56,808 --> 00:17:01,973
Dude, running a bar is a pain in the ass.
We should just stick with what we know.
287
00:17:03,214 --> 00:17:06,184
- We should start a band.
- Of course we should start a band.
288
00:17:06,285 --> 00:17:08,185
How have we not started a band yet?
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00:17:10,422 --> 00:17:14,984
Kids, sometimes in life,
the planets align, everything links up,
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and your timing is perfect.
291
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- Marshall?
- Lily?
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Marshall?
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Lily?
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This wasn't one of those times.
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- Where is she?
- Seattle.
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00:17:46,527 --> 00:17:49,622
- What?
- Her flight's canceled. It never took off.
297
00:17:49,731 --> 00:17:52,427
No, no, she would've called me and...
298
00:17:56,471 --> 00:18:00,532
Hey, baby, it's me. My flight's been
canceled because of some snowstorm
299
00:18:00,642 --> 00:18:05,774
and they couldn't rebook me till Thursday,
so I'm stuck here for another two days.
300
00:18:05,882 --> 00:18:08,646
But it's lunchtime, and I love you.
301
00:18:10,286 --> 00:18:12,846
Like I said,
this was a three-day storm.
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00:18:12,955 --> 00:18:14,149
Tuesday...
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00:18:14,257 --> 00:18:15,519
I still say this is stupid.
304
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Wednesday
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and Thursday.
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...microbrew.
307
00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:23,331
So, on Tuesday,
when Marshall heard that message...
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00:18:23,434 --> 00:18:25,698
She's not coming in till Thursday.
309
00:18:25,803 --> 00:18:28,863
I mean, we came all the way down here,
and she's not coming in till Thursday.
310
00:18:28,972 --> 00:18:30,634
I feel so stupid.
311
00:18:31,676 --> 00:18:35,009
Look, let's just...
Let's not tell Lily about any of this, okay?
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Especially the part
about you hitting on me.
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- I didn't hit on you.
- Exactly.
314
00:18:41,686 --> 00:18:43,153
Then on Wednesday...
315
00:18:43,254 --> 00:18:45,746
Oh, man, I can't believe
you drove all the way out there.
316
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:46,825
Now you're just going to turn around
317
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,689
and drive all the way out there
again tomorrow.
318
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,661
Yeah, no.
This whole thing was a sign, you know?
319
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:55,359
It's time to put that old ritual to bed.
I'm not going to pick her up.
320
00:18:55,468 --> 00:19:00,133
- And Robin really hit on you?
- Dude, it was weird.
321
00:19:00,941 --> 00:19:06,174
Bros, this party is awesome!
You are true friends of the Fighting Hens.
322
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:09,942
If you ever need anything,
don't hesitate to ask.
323
00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:12,678
Is the flute section seeing anyone?
324
00:19:15,189 --> 00:19:17,157
So, wait, you're really
not gonna pick her up?
325
00:19:17,258 --> 00:19:18,225
Yeah, really.
326
00:19:18,326 --> 00:19:21,659
So, the New Year's kiss,
the lunchtime phone calls,
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00:19:21,763 --> 00:19:26,996
the whole "this is what I ate today" thing,
you're really letting it all go?
328
00:19:28,303 --> 00:19:29,930
I really am.
329
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:32,006
Which brings us to Thursday.
330
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A muffin, a pastrami sandwich
and a bag of chips.
331
00:20:16,755 --> 00:20:19,883
And I know it's way past lunchtime,
but I love you.
332
00:20:19,991 --> 00:20:25,258
More and more each day, I love you, Lily.
Happy New Year.
333
00:20:31,771 --> 00:20:32,863
Wait, does this mean that I have to bring
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00:20:32,972 --> 00:20:34,234
a marching band
to the airport from now on?
335
00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:36,706
- Absolutely, it does.
- Oh, crap.
336
00:20:48,755 --> 00:20:49,949
Go, Hens!
Go, Hens!
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00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:57,525
- Puzzles.
- That is a great band name.
338
00:21:00,068 --> 00:21:01,626
Hey, have you seen Amanda?
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00:21:02,503 --> 00:21:03,834
Bingo!