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Ah, I can't believe how fast Frankie's growing up.
Uh, my precious angel.
Where does your angel want the fake dog poop?
By each place setting.
Mama's little girl.
Well, I'd love to stay and help, but I told Mirabelle
I'd spend the day with her.
Ha, women, am I right, pops?
Yeah, this guy's feeling me.
We talked about this, son.
Yes, sir.
Anyway, I'm taking Mirabelle to the waterpark in ghost world.
Ghoul Mountain?
Hmm, be careful, I hear those rides can be pretty extreme.
You know what else can be pretty extreme?
This guy.
Now, I'm extreme, not foolish.
Ah, there's my birthday angel.
This one still needs a dog poop.
Have you seen Taylor?
Still not back yet.
Uh, she promised to take me to the mall and see clumsy old people.
I never heard of that movie.
What movie?
A to the p is in the building!
Frankie, what's the one thing you've always dreamt about?
A giant zombie who roams the desert feasting on brains of weary travelers?
Well, I couldn't find you that, but I did get you this.
A snot Cannon?
You really get me.
It can launch fake snot from up to 50 feet.
Louie, how could you afford this?
Has anyone seen my purse?
No.
Come on, let's try this baby out.
Uh, not in here you don't.
I'm still trying to clean the chili out of the curtains from your last toy.
I'm serious.
No more messes.
So what do you think?
Oh, my goodness, you're a vision.
Twirl for me.
Mom.
Twirl!
Uh, now I have an angel and a princess.
It's like I'm living in a fairytale.
Oh, I need more poop.
You're dressed already?
The homecoming dance isn't for another six hours.
Ray, this is the biggest formal of the year.
And being asked to be princess to the court... huge deal.
You know what else is a huge deal?
My birthday.
What happened to taking me to the mall?
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Poor form, Taylor.
Poor form.
Frankie, I'm really sorry.
I didn't know how long it would take to get my makeup done.
The right foundation can make or break a look.
I'll be over here.
You know what, it's fine.
If we leave now, we can still have some fun.
Frankie, you heard ray.
I only have six hours, and I still need to pick up my backup shoes.
Open toe is very in this spring.
Again, over here.
This is so typical.
At least I have one friend who cares about my birthday.
Please don't point that thing near me.
Relax, princess, it's aimed this way.
Frankie, didn't your mom tell you not to that in here?
Her mouth said no but her eyes said yes.
Ah-choo!
Ah!
Um, Louie, are you sure you followed the instructions
when you put this together?
Instructions?
Frankie, I am covered in snot.
It's okay.
Here, mama's here.
It's not so bad.
Oh, my.
You little monster!
This was an accident.
No, this is payback for not taking you to the mall.
I'm not that deep.
But did you learn your lesson?
This is unacceptable.
You keep ignoring my rules and I'm done, you're party is canceled.
What?
You can't do that.
Until you learn to follow the rules,
no dog poop party favors, no mannequin head games
and no magic featuring the somewhat amazing Randy.
What about my incredible sax solo I was planning?
We don't wanna be cruel.
Canceled.
Now you go to your room for the rest of the day
and think about what you've done.
Maybe if I did an abbreviated set...
Canceled!
You know, it might sound stupid to you,
but being voted into homecoming court is a big honor.
Tonight was important to me.
Today was important to me.
You completely blew me off on my birthday.
I can't even look at you right now.
I have the worst sister ever.
That's impossible.
I have the worst!
Hey, good news, I found the instructions.
Yes, I'm back early.
And, no, I don't wanna talk about it!
Ugh.
Can we talk about it?
I just had like the worst day ever.
You had the worst day?
Frankie's party's canceled because of me.
She may never speak to me again.
Women, am I right?
What does that mean?
I don't know.
All I know is that Mirabelle thinks I'm a chicken.
Fine, what happened?
So we're at the waterpark, went to the photo booth to make some memories.
At first it was great.
I was throwing down some mad poses.
The pout.
The thinker.
The always popular "what up?"
But then a ghost mouse scurried by.
So I heroically maneuvered myself out of the way
so I wouldn't step on the little fella.
But she may have gotten the wrong idea, like I was scared or something.
Ah, does this story have an ending?
My whole life, people have mistaken my politeness for weakness.
And frankly, I'm sick of it!
This tiger has claws!
You should not do that.
Hey, oh, take it easy, you're getting ghost sweat all over the controller.
I'm getting out my frustration.
Well I'm frustrated, too, give me a turn.
Quit it!
I can't catch butterflies with you up in my business.
Taylor left the game to me.
Give me!
Let go!
Miles, Taylor's game just flew through the portal.
But that's impossible.
It's the ghost sweat.
If a human object is covered with ectoplasm,
it can travel through the ghost world.
No one's gonna believe this!
It's on page seven of our ghost books.
Wait, that's it.
I know how to get Frankie the best birthday ever.
You should not do that.
You eyeballing me, Toby?
Because I'm not afraid of anything.
Yes, I'll hold!
What happened?
Frankie happened.
My dress is ruined.
Well, at least your new phone looks nice.
Thank you.
Luckily I wasn't holding it when I was attacked by
the worst person on the planet!
I regret nothing!
You're an evil little troll!
No, not you, ma'am.
You do?
Great, I'll be right there.
Miles, where's my mom?
She said she was going out to do some volunteering.
That means shopping.
Dang it!
What's wrong?
I found my replacement dress in a store across town,
but they won't put it on hold.
I need a bus schedule.
Oh, getting across town in rush hour will take hours.
What do I do?
I need that dress.
Are you kidding me?
I'll levitate you and do all the pedaling.
We'll be there in a jiff.
You and the bike are invisible.
I can't have people see me floating down a street.
What if you wear a disguise?
Unless what if I wear a disguise?
You can dress up with someone who listens.
Helmet, sunglasses, scarf.
No one will know it's me.
Still, it's risky.
What?
You afraid of a little danger?
'Cause I'm not.
Let's do this.
Well, I definitely have a subject for my diary entry tonight.
Ugh!
I know, when I saw this pelican brooch in the window,
it took my breath away, too.
I'll just be up here hanging with my ghost friend Wally!
Worst disguise ever.
So why'd you bring me up here anyway?
I'm supposed to be on lockdown.
Your birthday's about to turn around.
I got you the ultimate gift.
Ugh, a bucket of my sweat.
What, no card?
This is actually ectoplasm, which is the key to you getting
your very own trip to ghost world!
Ghost world, are you serious?
Best present ever!
Just remember, while we're there, lay low.
If they found out you're not a ghost, it could get us both into big trouble.
Got it.
Anything goes, no rules.
Exactly.
No, ghosts see humans as only good for one thing... scaring.
Fine, I'll be careful.
Now let's go.
Wait, what if your mom checks up on you?
I got that covered.
Now how do I get through the mirror?
I'm glad you asked.
I like where this is going.
All right, let's do this.
Ugh.
Ah!
Are you sure this is safe?
No!
Are we almost there?
No, we have at least another hour.
Oh, wait, we're here.
Follow my lead!
Landing can be kinda...
Wet.
Beginners luck.
This place is amazing.
A little help please.
Whoa, how'd I just do that?
It must be the ectoplasm.
It dried up on the portal ride, but it's still on you.
I guess it gives you ghost powers.
Sweet.
Heads up.
Hey, tiny, toss it here.
What I tell you about keeping a low profile?
You wanna get us busted?
This place is even cooler than I expected.
Oh, check those guys out.
Ice cream!
Get your blood-curdling ice cream!
Two please.
Happy Birthday.
Ah!
What's wrong with you?
Don't eat me.
I have a family.
Ah!
Who are they?
Oh, they're the boneheads.
They're the most popular boy band in ghost world.
Ugh.
Frankie, let's say we... Frankie?
Up here, big guy.
I could get used to this.
Bet you can't catch me.
Oh, please, you've got no chance.
Agh!
Frankie?
Dear diary, mom was so right.
I've gotta work on being a better daughter, a better sister, a better me.
Oh, my sweet little angel.
I need to try to be the best Frankie I can be.
Oh, you are, my love.
You are.
Whoo-hoo.
Nice hat head, Lincoln.
Hey, not cool, little girl.
Not cool.
Okay, I know Frankie's not on your list of favorites right now, but...
Oh, that little girl's a gift from heaven.
Wait.
So is the party back on?
I should have never canceled it.
I mean, sure, she messes up, but underneath it all, she is
a gentle soul with a huge heart.
You're talking about Frankie?
Mm-hmm.
Are you forgetting what happened with that pro wrestler?
You disappointed me today, human torpedo.
Frankie, give me another chance.
I'll bring back the money.
Oh, no, what about entertainment?
I canceled the somewhat amazing Randy.
Oh, so, need someone last minute?
Someone talented and easy on the eyes.
Someone musical perhaps.
Great idea, ray.
I need to start auditioning people immediately.
Not it, not it, not it.
Cute, but not it.
You could help me, you know?
Ah, just making sure those punks outside aren't eyeballing my hog.
It's a tandem bicycle.
It's invisible.
And they're six.
There it is.
Sorry, I'm trying to buy this.
Yeah, well me, too.
So I guess the real question is who pulls it off more?
Exactly, go find yourself a pantsuit.
I'm sorry, ma'am, but I need this dress.
I've been named princess to the court,
so if you could somehow find it in your heart,
there's still time to make this girl's dream come true.
I have mace.
All right, stop, we're gonna rip it.
Can we please be civilized?
You're right.
Let's settle this like genteel Southern women.
You wanna arm wrestle?
I'm gonna drop you like a blue plate at an early bird buffet.
Fine, if that's what it's gonna take.
What do you think, tay, you wanna a little beefcake backup?
Right now, better safe than sorry.
Zap in here and we'll take down cranky pants.
Okay, we count to three and then we go.
You ready, cinderella?
I was born ready.
Well, I was born in 1930.
You must feel proud.
One, two, three.
Titanium wrist.
Snack on that, snow white.
Miles, what was that?
She was supposed to say one, two, three, go.
She went on three.
I was waiting for the go.
Those were prison rules.
Eighty-seven dollars?
I paid less for my teeth.
Miles, the dress is mine.
The princess is back, baby.
If you could just wrap that up, that'd be great.
This has been the greatest day ever.
There's just one thing left I need to do.
Try possession.
Hey, let's zip into those boneheads.
Frankie, we don't want to do anything that'll attract attention.
How will jumping into skeletons for ten minutes
of kickboxing attract attention?
Good point.
Ladies first.
Here I go.
Whoa!
Geez, mother just ironed these pants.
I mean, I just ironed them.
I totally live on my own.
Ah, sorry, officer.
Won't happen again.
Have a nice day.
Ah, hold it, hold it.
I don't recognize you.
And I never forget a face.
Sometimes twins confuse me... and scare me.
Are you a twin?
No, I'm just a normal, everyday ghost girl.
Your hand.
Ah, bad reception.
I'm gonna have to verify your identity.
Human, human.
Ah.
That's me, Sally human.
You're not a ghost.
Oh man.
Oh man, oh man, oh man.
Human in ghost world.
Okay, all right, stay cool, goose bump.
Look, officer, I don't wanna cause any trouble.
Too late.
You are under arrest, missy, for trespassing.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh, these go on you.
Got a human here, make a hole.
Louie?
So what do you think?
I think that old lady is a hooligan.
Let it go, we got the dress.
But what about my dignity?
You can't have everything.
Guys, I've got a major Frankie problem.
Who doesn't?
She tried to ruin my dance, but look who's laughing now?
Selfie.
No.
This is serious.
Frankie's in ghost world.
What?
Louie...
Hey, little ones.
Just wanted to drop the news that Frankie's par-tay is back on.
I can't wait to see the look on her face when she comes out of her room.
Ah, yes, the pelican brooch.
It does leave one speechless.
I got it today when I was out volunteering.
Louie, did you use ectoplasm to take Frankie into ghost world?
Maybe I did, or maybe I did.
I did.
I cannot believe what I'm hearing.
But if she got herself there, she can find her way back.
Actually, she can't.
She's in ghost jail.
What?
It was a really positive day until her whole arrest thing happened.
Guys, we have to get her back here before it's too late.
Too late for what?
A person can to ghost world if covered with ectoplasm.
But once that wears off, there's no coming back.
No coming back?
Ever?
Ever.
Then come on, we're going to ghost world and we're getting my sister.
What do I have to do to get there?
You're not gonna like it.
I'm sure I can handle it.
Just get me through that portal.
Okie doke.
Okay, first I'm gonna save Frankie.
Then I'm gonna throttle her.
Let's do this.
Stand on the red line.
Do we really need to do the arrest photo thing, officer goose bump?
Back home, I usually just pay a fine and they send me on my way.
Hey, hey, hey.
I am not gonna ask you again.
Unless you don't do it, then I will ask.
But I don't wanna.
All right, eyes forward.
No faces.
Hey.
Stop!
Quit it!
Okay, that one was pretty good.
Hey, this isn't a game, young lady.
You are in big trouble.
Sorry, you're right, no more games.
Good.
Now, state your full name.
Francesca zebra head hathaway.
Do you have any leaves?
I had a light breakfast.
Just tell me how you got here.
Well, my best friend's a ghost.
He brought me here as birthday present.
You're best friend's a ghost.
That's hilarious.
'Cause humans and ghosts don't get along.
We go boo, and you go haa, haaa, ha.
What's with the flickering?
Oh, it means your ectoplasm's wearing off.
Ectoplasm can wear off?
Uh, doy!
Humans are so dumb.
Oh.
Whoa.
So what happens if I run out of ectoplasm?
Oh, you lose your solid form and you'll be stuck in ghost world forever.
Whoa, forever sounds a little too permanent for me.
So take care now.
Oh, I don't think so.
Hey!
Oh, you're not going anywhere.
You could tell other humans how you got here.
And we ghosts like our dimension the way it is.
Secret.
I won't tell anyone, just let me go.
Mm, sorry.
This arrest is gonna put me on the map.
I'll finally get that promotion and be able to move out of mother's house.
I mean buy a new house.
I do so live alone.
But I wanna go home.
Well, I don't.
Mother makes me rub her feet.
Ugh.
Oh, fine, so I live with my mom.
But not for long.
Totally on purpose.
Hang on!
Follow my lead!
The key to landing is...
Timing.
I'm not paying for this.
My ectoplasm's gone?
Don't worry, it just dried.
It's still on you.
Okay, we need to find Frankie and get her out of here before it's too late.
Oh, this is weird.
Yep, you're in ghost world.
No, I totally have those shoes.
Miles, isn't that your old lady?
Hey, Mirabelle, what a weird kawinkydink.
You texted me 50 times to meet you here.
Taylor?
You're in ghost world?
I came to rescue my stupid sister from ghost jail.
Oh, my gosh, that's horrible.
Why did they elect me squad leader you ask?
I'm guessing because of my bravery, my thirst for danger, my biker calves.
Guys, we need to go.
Okay, I'll take point.
It's what heroes do.
Everyone, follow me!
Yo, captain bowtie!
This way, I knew that.
See you later.
This is not gonna cut it.
What am I going to do?
Not haying entertainment at her party is going to crush Frankie.
How do I break a young girl's heart?
Next.
Huh-uh, no, next.
Okay, this is crazy.
The answer to your problem is right in front of you.
Don't you dare.
You heard me, I busted a human.
I wouldn't be surprised if they promoted me to chief goose bump.
That has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Well, you sound stupid.
Oh, man, it's getting worse.
I gotta get out of here.
No, no, I didn't fall off my chair again.
I was just organizing.
Wait, I have ghost powers.
Which one did he use for the force field?
Pretty sure it was this one.
Or not.
Oh, yeah, I forgot to activate the anti-levitating feature.
Thanks for doing that.
Any-who, where was I?
Ugh, mom, you still there?
Follow me.
Just act casual.
You guys do know what casual means, right?
Attention, a human has snuck into ghost world.
If you notice any strange activity, please contact
your local police immediately.
Okay, there's the police station.
Don't ask me how, but I got us here.
We walked across the square.
It was literally 20 yards.
Mirabelle, baby doll...
Baby what?
Sorry but this is the end of the line for you.
I can't, I won't put you in harm's way.
Well, just please be careful.
Don't do anything dangerous.
Don't worry, I eat danger for breakfast.
No you don't.
You eat ghost loops.
He likes pink marshmallows.
Guys, focus.
I've got an idea.
Come on.
I will come back for you, Mirabelle.
And if I don't, I'll see you Monday in school.
I won.
You're really getting good at that.
I'd ask you to give me a hand, but uh-ah, you don't have one.
Or a lower half.
Officer chicken poop.
Goose bump.
My name is goose bump.
Sorry, well there's some detectives here to see you.
They have some big news.
Aren't you guys a little small to be detectives?
Yeah.
But sometimes the best things come in small packages.
Look what we found trying to blend in out on the square.
Another human.
Okay, coppers, so you got me.
Got me good.
But this dame don't squeal for no fuzz, see?
Guys, can we please act cool?
Two humans?
I don't know what's going on here, but I don't like it.
Yeah, well sometimes the best things come in small packages.
Excuse me?
What he means is we think we may have spotted more humans.
My partner will show you while I guard the prisoners.
Any questions, bird bottom?
Goose bump.
It's goose bump!
Look, you keep an eye on the prisoners.
And you lead the way.
You got it, goose bump.
Goose bump!
Oh, you said it right that time.
Okay, let's go.
Frankie, are you okay?
I've been better.
Just stay calm.
We're gonna get you home safe and sound.
So I can pile drive you into the ground for making me miss homecoming.
Can we maybe discuss your dance later when, I don't know,
I'm not going invisible?
Ladies, maybe we should focus on something I think we can all agree on.
What's that?
Moose fart's key.
I'll just power down the jail cell, and we'll be on our way.
Uh, it's not the blue one.
That one turns it on.
That just leaves three.
Let me introduce you kids to a concept called process of elimination.
Observe.
It's probably the red one.
So apparently it's the green one.
You guys must think I'm a real idiot.
Well, you're gonna stay right there while I go find
those humans you told me about.
So, what do we do now?
Not depend on you, "tough guy."
You can't even keep goose butt out of the police station for five minutes.
You triggered the alarm.
My only mistake is forgetting how dumb you are.
Apology accepted.
Guys, this is not the time or place to point fingers.
But clearly this is all Frankie's fault.
Ah, none of us would be here if you hadn't blown me off on my birthday.
You covered me in snot.
And now I'm missing out on what was supposed to be the best night ever.
I only covered you in snot because Louie's too lazy to read the instructions.
Oh, so you're putting this on me now, you know...
Enough!
This fighting isn't helping any of us.
Especially Frankie.
So... what happened to auditions?
Did you run out of people to reject?
Actually, I just booked a musical act.
I think Frankie's gonna be very pleased.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Who did you get?
Those young men over there.
What did you say your name was again?
It's rixton.
Rixton, hmm.
I'm really lucky to have found you guys so last minute.
Oh, no, no, we just... we just came for some muffins.
Yeah.
Could we get our keys back to our tour bus, please?
After the party, sillies.
They look a little scared.
That's how all the kids look these days.
They're a very popular band.
Who's she talking to?
I think that's part of the problem, mate.
You're the best of buds, right, guys?
Yeah.
And let's do exactly what she says, she's freaking me out.
Well, I think I may have found an even better act.
He's out of this world.
I don't know, they're really great.
And if I let them go, they may call the police.
I'm telling you, just check out the next performer.
You won't be sorry.
Fine.
I'll keep an open mind.
Hello, ma'am, thank you for hearing me.
Ah, aren't you adorable?
Blow me away.
I'm sorry, sweetie, you're good.
You're just... you're not rixton good.
What?
I'm a professional sax player.
How dare you judge me, you talentless hack.
Ray, is that you?
Who's ray?
My name is Timmy.
And since I'm not ray, you stink, I hate you.
So about the party...
Why do they keep it so cold in here?
So I can't produce ectoplasm.
We get it Professor, you know stuff.
Hey, the force field's off.
Oops.
There's gotta be a way out of here.
Think, Taylor, think.
Ow!
Taylor, you did it.
You shorted out the force field.
I bet the human metal in your hairclip creates interference.
Take it out and try it again.
This just had to happen on a perfect hair day.
It's working, let's go.
Frankie, you won't happen to have a backup hairclip, would you?
She only has a few minutes.
We have to get her to that portal.
Frankie, we're gonna get you out of there, I promise.
Oh, man, this is bad.
This is so bad.
You guys need to save yourself.
Get out of here before goose bump returns.
We're not leaving without you.
There's nothing you can do.
Tell mom I love her, and I'm gonna miss her.
And, Taylor, I'm sorry for being a bad sister.
You were never a bad sister, I was.
It's your birthday, and I should have been there for you.
But I ruined your dance.
I don't care about that now.
I know we fight, but you're my family.
I love you, brother.
I love you, too.
Taylor, you have a tissue?
No, just a phone.
Wait.
My phone has metal in it.
Frankie, I'm breaking you out.
It's working, Frankie, come on!
Yes!
I felt a little jolt on that one.
I have the best sister in the world.
Mine's pretty good, too.
By the way, does my hair look okay?
Great.
Never better.
Do you have a brush?
Let's get out of here.
Hey, everybody, freeze!
That is so not freezing.
Halt!
There's no use running!
My physical prowess is unmatched!
You got Frankie.
Team leader!
We've got to get her to that well and back home.
But goose poop will see us.
Don't worry, I'll take care of him.
Louie, maybe you shouldn't.
I got this.
They didn't make me a detective because of my pretty face.
Uh-ah.
Ah, scary clown head!
Not what I had in mind.
Let's get him.
You guys, get to the portal.
I'll handle this.
You sure?
That guy's huge.
Just go!
You're one tough dude.
Miles, you don't have to prove anything.
I know you're not a chicken.
It's not about that now.
It's about saving my family.
Go!
Quick question, officers.
Where'd he go?
I don't know.
Why are you guys holding hands?
What?
Get him, Leslie.
Where'd he go?
I'm right behind ya.
The portal won't suck me in.
Wait, I know what you need.
Ghost sweat.
Oh, I'm gonna barf.
Miles, we're good to go.
Okay, gents, it's been fun.
Ah!
Ah, come on!
Looks like this goose laid another egg.
Come on, mother has the other spare.
We made it.
Wow, that was close.
Did all of me get back?
Uh, let me check.
Solid, solid, still solid, everything's looking good.
Quit it.
Way to go team leader.
Nah, come on, enough with the titles.
How about you just call me Johnny awesome?
Ah!
Sorry, bro, did I get ya?
Michelle, are you sure those boys are okay?
The one on the right is crying.
You're crazy, those are happy tears.
We're never getting out of here.
So what do ya think?
I know the somewhat amazing Randy
isn't here, but I hope you're still having fun.
I'm here with my whole family.
That's good enough for me.
I'm so lucky to live with such thoughtful, well-behaved children.
That's us.
You said it.
Absolutely.
I took Frankie to ghost world.
Louie.
That's hilarious.
So, tay, I know you don't want fashion advice from your mother, but I was...
I know, complete disaster.
Don't worry, I'm not going to the dance.
Okay, but isn't that your escort?
Robbie, oh, no, I never texted him.
Well, where's your new phone?
It's, uh, in a very weird place.
Sorry, I have to deal with this.
Robbie...
Hey.
Wow.
I know what you must be thinking, I look... Great.
Exactly, I look... say what now?
I love the goth thing.
I mean, everyone else is gonna look like some boring princess.
Very cool.
You ready to go?
I guess I am.
I gotta thank you, Louie.
That was the best birthday ever.
You got it, Frankie.
And I've got one more gift left to throw your way.
Check this out.
Bam!
I'm a terrifying winged bat.
Who do you want me to scare?
Um, I think I'm good.
Okay.
I'm here if you need me.
Boys and girls, once again, rixton.
Hey, Happy Birthday.
I hope you're having a fun party.
It's okay.
But I feel like the music's missing something.
Really?
Yeah.
If you were able to add a little saxophone, it would be
about the best birthday ever.
I'll see what I can do.
Ha, ha, ha.
Okay, teen dream, let me know when it's time for my solo.
Who said that?
I just wanna go home.