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Thanks for the party, guys.
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Well, thank you. You are so sweet.
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You know, we really don't take enough time
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to appreciate how good we have it.
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Couldn't agree more.
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Wouldn't trade my life with anyone.
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Me neither, buddy.
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How about that guy?
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Nope. Not him or his huge castle.
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But if you could trade places for one day...
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- Someone else?
- Yeah.
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I guess I'd be you.
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- Thanks, pal.
- Yeah.
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That way I could see through your eyes
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how awesome it is to hang out with me.
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Well, actually, you
wouldn't be able to see you,
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because you'd be inside of me.
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No, I'd be insi... wait.
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How did I get inside you?
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You asked to be inside me, and I said okay.
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There's our favorite client.
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- Dewey.
- Hey, guys.
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Buddy, ready to have some fun?
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Yeah, are you... are you
sure this is gonna work?
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Did that seriously come out of your mouth?
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- Come on.
- Come on, Dewey.
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Who you talking to?
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Franklin and Bash.
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Oh. Po-po.
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5-0? I'm holding. I'm holding.
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Don't worry about it.
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How we doing?
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You know, I got a little sand in my Mai Tai,
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but other than that, I am peachy keen.
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That is a shame. You want
me to get you another one?
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I would love one.
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Look, uh, as far as I'm concerned,
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you can stay here all day.
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Sweet.
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That sounds like a great plan.
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I think we may do that.
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Yeah, why don't you grab a beer and join us?
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You know what? Maybe we should go.
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That's tempting.
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Uh, the only problem is you're trespassing.
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Guy up there called.
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Well, besides being a rich dick
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who spends way too much money
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trying to keep people off the public beach,
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he's also wrong.
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He would know. He's the son of a rich dick.
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Yep. See, we're not trespassing, officer.
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This man owns the property.
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So, as a matter of fact, you're trespassing.
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- Besides, we can't leave now.
- Why not?
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'Cause we're about to attempt
to break our personal record
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for most smashball hits.
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So, honestly, we can't stop now.
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You're not even playing.
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- We're about to.
- Is that right?
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- You ready?
- Yep. Let's do this.
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Guys, maybe this isn't a good idea.
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Come on, Dewey. You ready?
You need to warm up?
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I'm ready. Let's do it.
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One.
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Two. Ooh!
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- That was two.
- That's two?
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- Oh, you're counting the serve.
- Always count the serves.
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Dewey, want to be the ball boy?
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Yeah. Um, we... You know,
this guy is serious, I think.
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Tell you what, officer,
you can have winners.
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All right.
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See? Something to look forward to.
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Get out some I.D.s, boys.
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- Wait, what?
- What?
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We're writing tickets.
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We can't stop.
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- 'Cause we got 761.
- Go ahead. Yeah.
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It'll be... it'll just take a second.
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- Name, please?
- One. Two.
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Oh, my name. Uh, Dewey.
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Dewey Barba.
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Told you this would work.
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Synced by emmasan
www.addic7ed.com
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I thought it was over,
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but then getting the trespassing tickets
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was a three-point shot at the buzzer.
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That forced overtime.
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There's still work to do.
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Guys, I'm sorry.
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I-I-I don't know.
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Maybe it was the 20 years
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I spent on the road following the dead,
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but I-I... I don't get it.
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Dewey, it's called adverse possession.
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It's how your rich neighbor
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expanded his deck onto your property.
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Under the law,
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if you abandon your land for
a period of five years...
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Whoa, whoa. Hold on. Wait a minute.
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I didn't abandon anything.
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I just went to Costa
Rica for a little while.
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I was growing the Pitahaya Berry.
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It's gonna change the way
the world looks at food.
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Mm-hmm. You were gone for nearly five years.
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That's a little bit more than a while.
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Yeah, and the five-year limit
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for bringing this up as a
civil case expires tomorrow.
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Time has no meaning in the jungle, pedro.
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But here it does.
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Now, while you were growing your, uh...
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Pitahaya.
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Pitahaya!
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Anyhow, Harcourt established
possession of part of your land.
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Now, if he did that in an open,
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notorious, continuous way...
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Anita, we tried this.
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Dewey, can I have your beer?
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No, no. Uh, it's only my third.
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Let's just say this beer is your land, okay?
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Okay, stay with us. This beer is your land.
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This beer is Harcourt's land.
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You go to Costa Rica.
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Harcourt's watching your
beer... Wanting your beer.
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He's so thirsty.
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And he makes it look like it's his beer.
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He takes a sip.
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Uh...
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Mm. It's his beer.
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See, he walks around with it,
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makes sure that everyone
knows it's his beer.
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Happy new year!
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Happy new year!
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Happy new year!
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Okay, Dewey,
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stay focused, okay?
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Now, if this happens for five years...
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Can I just have my beer back?
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No. No.
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It's not your beer anymore,
because under the law,
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Harcourt possessed it for five years,
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made like it was his,
and you didn't stop him.
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That's why we made sure you
got a trespassing citation.
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See, we're gonna use the criminal court
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to get your adverse-possession
hearing heard.
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That's the only way a judge
is gonna hear your case.
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Do you get it?
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Do I need to?
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Well, I do.
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I'll start researching trespassing defenses.
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Ah, ah, ah. Tomorrow morning.
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Tonight, we're gonna
try a little experiment.
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We're gonna see if you know how to relax.
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Come on. Come on.
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All the way. All the way.
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Not fair!
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Yes.
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Whoo!
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You cheated!
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How did I cheat?
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At the beginning, you pushed him.
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- Nope. No.
- You did push him.
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- Repositioned.
- Thank you.
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That is totally legal for the purposes
of avoiding a lobster collision.
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- You pushed him.
- Thank you.
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- No rematch.
- Collision? Look at him.
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He's still sitting there.
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He's a bystander.
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You got to give it to her. She can relax.
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He's still just sitting there.
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Uh-oh.
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It's that cop from the beach.
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Excuse me, can I see your hand stamp?
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Got a complaint, all right? Loud party.
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Really? You think this is loud?
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What's that smell?
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- We have a pet skunk.
- Yep.
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Lobsters, skunks...
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You guys got a regular petting
zoo going on in here, huh?
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Now, uh, you boys know I got probable cause
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to come in and check I.D.s.
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But I won't 'cause I'm busy.
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Too busy, all right,
to be breaking up parties
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and wasting my time in a courtroom.
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We hear you.
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We don't like being there, either.
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But it's a livin'.
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Mm-hmm.
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Plead guilty, pay the trespassing ticket,
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and don't make me waste my
time in court, all right?
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Then I won't have to come back
here looking for your skunk.
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Who knows what else I might find?
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Eh, it's just an act.
He's trying to intimidate.
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Yeah, let's go with that for now.
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Pbht!
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Good to see you.
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Mr. Satoh's office called to confirm.
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Oh, of course I will be going.
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Th firm needs another big client... a whale.
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So, I will be like Ahab,
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standing on the bow of my
longboat with my harpoon...
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Damien, what are you doing here?
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Oh, no. I'm sorry. Go on.
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Does this story end with
you giving Herman melville
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the idea for "Moby-dick"?
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No, I was just getting to a yarn
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about an epic game of hearts
I had with Gregory Peck,
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but please. Come on in.
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So, I've heard whispers
that you told the state bar
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you had sex with Rachel King instead of me.
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How could you possibly know that?
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How could I possibly not?
There were 641 witnesses.
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You took the blame for her accessing
the clients' accounts by saying what?
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You were a sex addict?
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Yeah, but that was just a fantastical story
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made up by Peter and Jared.
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Wait a minute.
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You seem to be peeved
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that I fell on my sword for you.
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I'm pissed. I'm not peeved.
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I know the Mary Poppins accent
makes you seems smart,
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but I can't believe
anyone's still buying it.
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I was just trying to protect you.
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You seem so angry.
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No, you're not protecting me.
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You are emasculating me.
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You're turning me into Fredo.
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I-I-I'm Infeld's idiot nephew
who needs your protection,
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which I do not.
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Damien, you're my blood.
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You are my sister Penelope's youngest son.
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No. That's the problem.
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I am a lawyer. I am a
very successful lawyer.
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Why can't you see me that way?
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I powdered your bottom.
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Okay. Great talk.
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Peter Bash, Jared Franklin, Dewey Barba,
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appearing jointly on a trespassing charge.
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How do you plead?
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Not guilty as to all three, Your Honor.
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Mr. Barba wasn't trespassing
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as he actually owns the
land at 412 Palisades Drive,
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not Mr. Harcourt.
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We were his guests, Your Honor.
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Robert Harcourt? The media guy?
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Yes, Your Honor.
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That's some pricey dirt.
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Your Honor, we also have a title
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showing Mr. Barba's
ownership of the property.
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There you go.
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What makes Harcourt think he owns it?
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Adverse possession. We disagree.
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Your Honor,
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traffic court is hardly the place
to decide a property dispute.
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- Aww.
- That's adorable.
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Really?
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'Cause all I do in here
is try speeding tickets.
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This guy's defense...
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A selfie he took in front
of his speedometer.
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Lady before him claimed gummi
worms were responsible for a DUI.
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Better eat your wheaties, Mr. Darsow.
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We're going to trial.
263
00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:36,000
Is that our cop friend looking at us?
264
00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,100
Don't look.
265
00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,300
How am I supposed to answer if I don't look?
266
00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,200
Oh. Okay. Look.
267
00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,200
He just...
268
00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,300
We might have a problem.
269
00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:51,200
Yeah. You looked right at him.
270
00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:52,300
Hey, you said to look.
271
00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,600
That was real discreet.
272
00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:59,800
You must give me the name
of that wonderful green tea.
273
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:04,000
Your experience in shipping is
very impressive, Mr. Infeld.
274
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,800
You are in consideration for our business.
275
00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:08,500
Thank you.
276
00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:11,300
One day, ask me how I was demasked
277
00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:14,300
at rounding the cape in
a single-handed race.
278
00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:16,500
I survived for eight days
279
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:19,500
on my own urine and one dehydrated yam.
280
00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,800
- Uh, tell me tomorrow.
- Ah.
281
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,800
Have you ever been to a Korean spa?
282
00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:27,400
Sting-eeh, gah-cho-tah.
283
00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:30,100
I don't understand.
284
00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:30,800
Really?
285
00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,300
Well, maybe it's a local dialect.
286
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,200
Ah!
287
00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,300
Whenever you are ready, Mr. Karp.
288
00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:38,800
Excuse me.
289
00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,700
By the way, really nice suit.
290
00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:43,200
I thought you only broke out the savile rows
291
00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,600
when British rock stars died.
292
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,500
Are you here trying to
sign Satoh as a client?
293
00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:48,900
No. No, no, no.
294
00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:50,700
I'm here trying to steal him from you.
295
00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:52,300
There's a difference.
296
00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,400
Well, how did you know I was here?
297
00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,900
It was difficult. I-I called Meg,
298
00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:58,000
and I told her I need to speak
to you about a family emergency,
299
00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,700
and she gave me your entire schedule.
300
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,900
Crack staff you have there on Deep Space 9.
301
00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:03,000
Fine, Damien.
302
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,600
If you prefer to eschew the family discount,
303
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,900
then you will pay the full
freight of my unvarnished wrath.
304
00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:13,700
Okay, if that's Infeld-ese
for "this is war," bring it.
305
00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:22,100
So, you're saying no?
306
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,700
I'm saying I'm not listening.
307
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:26,100
Siamese twins should be able
to use the Diamond Lane.
308
00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:28,500
It's a textbook class-action
suit right up our alley.
309
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,700
There's nothing textbook...
310
00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,700
Oh, no. Uh, switch places with me.
311
00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,500
I have two tickets. Your record's clean.
312
00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:37,300
- "Switch places with me."
- Just pull over, man.
313
00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:38,700
Just hop over. You're selfish.
314
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,600
I'm selfish? Okay, well, you know what?
315
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,600
Let's switch places right
now. He'll never see us.
316
00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,600
I'm just sayin'. We could've.
317
00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:54,500
Oh, you got to be kidding me.
318
00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,400
What's this all about, officer?
319
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,400
Driver's license, please.
320
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,000
Oh, come on. You know who we are.
321
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,000
Driver's license.
322
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:12,800
Oh.
323
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,800
Didn't realize it was you.
324
00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:16,300
What are the odds?
325
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,800
Fairly high, actually.
326
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,400
Both hang out in Malibu.
327
00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:21,600
Who knows how often our paths might cross?
328
00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:23,200
That sounded like a threat.
329
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,800
Uh, threatening is illegal.
330
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,700
I either do something or I don't.
331
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,700
That definitely sounded like a threat.
332
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,100
You made an illegal U-turn.
333
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:33,900
No, I didn't.
334
00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:35,600
You have one of those
dashboard cameras, right?
335
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,400
- I mean, that could tell...
- Oh, you know, I do.
336
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,600
Shoot! I had it turned off,
337
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,600
which makes it, uh, my word against yours.
338
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,000
Okay, look, we had to take
the trespassing case to trial.
339
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,400
And not because we want to waste your time,
340
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,300
but because if we don't,
341
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,800
our client has already lost his land.
342
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,300
And we needed that trespassing ticket.
343
00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:51,800
Okay. Uh, it should go well with
the one I'm about to give you.
344
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,300
Oh, come on. This is bullshit.
345
00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,400
You get another ticket for
obstructing an officer in his duties.
346
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,000
Anything else to say? Either of you?
347
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,700
Great. Please stay in the car.
348
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,400
- Dude, we're getting bendered.
- What?
349
00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,500
Judd Nelson in "Breakfast Club."
350
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,300
Principal Vernon keeps giving him detention.
351
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,800
"For two months, I got you. I got you."
352
00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:14,500
Let's go talk to this guy.
353
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,300
Excuse me, Officer Mueller...
354
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,200
Hey, what are you doing?
355
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,700
I told you to stay in the car.
356
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,600
Whoa, whoa. We just feel like
we got off on the wrong foot.
357
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,600
Look, we had to take the
trespassing charge to fight...
358
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,700
You get another ticket for disobeying
an officer of the law, all right?
359
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:28,900
You want to go for four?
360
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:31,200
All right.
361
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,300
Now, this is just gonna take another minute.
362
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,600
Get back in the car right now.
363
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,300
Okay, who is this guy?
364
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,500
I know. We need to find out.
365
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,900
I seem to remember you
being tight with a cop.
366
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,000
So, wait.
367
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,600
Karp not only doesn't
appreciate what you did for him,
368
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:48,800
he's also pissed about it?
369
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,400
When I'm finished with my nephew,
370
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:53,100
there'll be nothing left
but bones and teeth.
371
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,500
Maybe I should
just leave well alone.
372
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,700
Maybe we should think this over. You, you...
373
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:03,600
You're going through rehab
for a fictional sex addiction.
374
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,100
We just got you reinstated.
375
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:08,500
And I did that for Damien,
and this is the thanks I get.
376
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:09,400
Exactly.
377
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,900
Well, let's face it.
378
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,900
I do leave a large footprint.
379
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:15,400
I mean, my accent, piercing blue eyes,
380
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,800
my intensity.
381
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,100
And perhaps I think
382
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,700
that everyone moves with the
same kind of vigor that I do,
383
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,300
and it overpowers.
384
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:23,300
He's not gonna listen to us.
385
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,500
He's not listening to us now.
386
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:27,400
The sound of my voice
is preferable to yours.
387
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,700
Oh, listen.
388
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:33,800
Did either of you do anything to
annoy a police officer lately?
389
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,800
Uh...
390
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,700
Why?
391
00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:37,700
Well, as you know,
392
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,300
I'm an honorary deputy sheriff...
393
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,600
Mountie division.
394
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,000
We were unaware of that.
395
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,900
Not surprised.
396
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,600
Yes, well, I got a call from downtown.
397
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,700
For no reason,
398
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,500
they're threatening to make
me turn over my shield.
399
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:51,300
We promise you'll keep your shield, sir.
400
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,400
Oh, and, uh, thank you for the advice.
401
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:56,100
I'm off to annihilate my nephew.
402
00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:57,600
Yeah, I don't... oh, well.
403
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,700
Did we give him that advice?
404
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,000
We didn't give him any advice.
405
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,400
He doesn't hear us anyway.
You want to know why?
406
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,700
'Cause his
voice is preferable to ours, boys.
407
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:08,300
I'm infinitely
more terrifying than you.
408
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:10,700
Okay, now that we've
bought ourselves a day in court,
409
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,700
we need some evidence to support your case.
410
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:15,000
Dewey, did you do anything
in the past five years
411
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,600
to discourage Harcourt
from building on your land?
412
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,700
Uh, no.
413
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:21,700
I mean, I remember coming up for
a weekend somewhere in there.
414
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,400
Jimmy Buffett show.
415
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,700
Oh, yeah? Dude,
I'm a parrothead, too.
416
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,400
Pipes.
417
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,200
I rem... I remember pipes.
418
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,600
Oh, I'm sure you do.
419
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,600
No, man. No, not... no.
420
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,500
Construction pipes.
421
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:39,000
Like, he had construction
pipes lying on my property.
422
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000
Did you say something about it to Harcourt?
423
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,100
Uh, no, but I wrote him a note,
424
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:45,400
and I told him I didn't think it was cool,
425
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,200
and then I put it on the
windshield of his Ferrari.
426
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,100
And I suppose you made a copy.
427
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,100
Sorry, no.
428
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:54,300
I wrote it on the side
of a Mencia Tequila case.
429
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:56,900
But you definitely said
that that wasn't cool?
430
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:59,500
I don't remember my exact words, but yeah.
431
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,900
It was like, "hey, stay off my property."
432
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:04,500
Can't imagine Harcourt's
gonna turn over that note.
433
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,300
Why would he keep something like that?
434
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:11,100
Guys, my grandfather lost
that house in the '95 storm,
435
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,400
and then he died before he
had a chance to rebuild it.
436
00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:19,700
I-I've gotten hundreds of
offers to sell the property,
437
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:23,100
but I do not want one more castle going up,
438
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:25,800
blocking people's view of their ocean.
439
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,100
This isn't just about me.
440
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,100
I can't let him take it.
441
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,800
We're gonna get it back for you, brother.
442
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,700
- See you tomorrow.
- Okay, bye.
443
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,600
Wendy. My, my, my.
444
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,200
You clean up pretty well, officer.
445
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,600
Bash. You stalking me?
446
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,100
It's not really stalking when...
447
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,700
Well, yes, I am stalking you.
448
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,100
- Hi.
- Hi.
449
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,600
Mm. You always smell fantastic,
450
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,300
like leather and conditioner.
451
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,900
You know, technically, I'm working,
452
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,200
since I'm here testifying
for the prosecution.
453
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,600
Right. Sorry.
454
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,100
Why don't, uh... Why
don't we go in my office?
455
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,300
There's something up with this cop.
456
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:21,200
I-I just... I want you to look into him
457
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,400
so I know what I'm up against.
458
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,100
Then you're gonna need
to find out for yourself.
459
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:28,000
I...I totally get that you
have to protect your career.
460
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
All I'm asking for is...
461
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,700
I've got no problem taking down a rogue cop,
462
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:34,400
but just 'cause you piss someone
off doesn't make him dirty.
463
00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:37,300
If it did, I'd be the
dirtiest cop on the force.
464
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,900
It's too bad it didn't work out with us.
465
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:43,800
Yeah.
466
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,100
Hope you're not mad.
467
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,100
Mad?
468
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,100
I don't even know why we stopped going out.
469
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,200
I miscalendered one date,
470
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,000
- and someone got...
- "Miscalendered."
471
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,200
It was a weekend in Napa.
472
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,700
I had a wine-for-two weekend for one.
473
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,200
Not the way I remember it.
474
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,100
You always had to win.
475
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:02,200
I do not.
476
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:04,700
I can't help you with this guy.
477
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,200
Come back with more. Maybe we'll talk.
478
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,100
Well, maybe we can talk anyhow sometime.
479
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,200
You know where to find me.
480
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,600
Can you believe that?
481
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:27,600
Well, she does have a point.
482
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,600
No, she's wrong. I don't
always have to be right.
483
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,300
- Yeah, you kind of do.
- I do not.
484
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,800
Are you getting any of
the irony here, buddy?
485
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,000
'Cause it's...
486
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,500
Peter Bash? Jared Franklin?
487
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,400
Last we checked.
488
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,600
And this is our home,
489
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,700
which you seem to be in without a warrant.
490
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:43,600
Here's a warrant.
491
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,400
He got a warrant!
492
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,000
- There's a warrant.
- What's it for?
493
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,700
We're with the department of fish and game.
494
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,400
We received an anonymous caltip
report of animal cruelty at this location.
495
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,300
Animal cruelty?
496
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,600
Now, that's got to be a mistake, boys,
497
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,400
- 'cause we love animals.
- Absolutely.
498
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,400
I slept with my two Guinea
pigs in my bed till I was 14.
499
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,100
- I shouldn't tell people that, huh?
- This guy.
500
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,700
Were you racing lobsters here
on the night of June 28th?
501
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,500
What are you? Crazy? We beat him by a mile.
502
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,400
This guy.
503
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,200
It's a violation of
California penal code 597
504
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,500
and ocean sport fishing
regulation subsection 1.
505
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,600
Come with us, please.
506
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,100
What? For racing lobsters?
507
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,600
Come on, guys. People eat them.
508
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:21,300
Don't forget illegal poaching of
a crustacean without a license.
509
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:23,500
- This guy.
- Why you doing this?
510
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,800
I wonder if that's what the
little lobsters were thinking
511
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,100
when you put the whip to them.
512
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,400
"The whip"?
513
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,300
I'm an outdoorsman.
514
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,300
I care about wildlife.
515
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:34,500
Ohh.
516
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,000
Oh, man.
517
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,700
This is about more than
a trespassing charge.
518
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,200
I mean, he's pissed.
He's trying to get even.
519
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,900
He's trumping up charges to send us to jail.
520
00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:41,000
I'd say he's even.
521
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,600
Shotgun.
522
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,500
Don't say "shotgun."
523
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,200
We're probably riding in the back anyway.
524
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,000
Hey, if we're not, can I have shotgun?
525
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,100
Finally.
526
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,800
Sorry. I turn off my phone at night.
527
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,000
I wasn't aware that being on
call to bring toiletries to jail
528
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,200
was part of my job description.
529
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,700
How is that not obvious?
530
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:02,800
I've got your bail going,
531
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,800
but it's gonna take a couple
of hours, so just hang tight.
532
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,100
Number four bristles?
What am I? Secretariat?
533
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,600
What did you guys do?
534
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,400
We crossed that cop Mueller,
535
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,200
and apparently he's got friends in here,
536
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,700
'cause this has not been
a five-star experience.
537
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:17,400
Yeah, he wants to try on my contact lenses.
538
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,700
Look into Mueller.
539
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:21,400
Find out if there's anything
we did to piss him off.
540
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,900
Check to see if he was an arresting
officer in one of our cases.
541
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:25,200
All right. I'm on it.
542
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,400
Why are you smiling?
543
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,800
Well, six months ago,
544
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,700
I was spending 18 hours a
day drafting interrogatories.
545
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,300
Now I'm in jail.
546
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,600
No, we're in jail. You're next to jail.
547
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,500
Big difference.
548
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,500
You said you'd get me in
the game, and you did.
549
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:39,800
Thank you.
550
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:40,500
You're welcome.
551
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,800
I'm glad our incarceration
has reenergized you.
552
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,100
Now do us a favor and get us out of here.
553
00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:50,500
Never been scrubbed gelike this before.
554
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,600
It's like being punished for one's sins
555
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:57,000
and cleansed of them all at the same time.
556
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,400
Any sins in particular?
557
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,600
No.
558
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,500
Well, um...
559
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:05,900
Just one.
560
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:06,400
Mm?
561
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,600
You met with Damien Karp of Hartman Frank.
562
00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:13,000
Damien just happens to be my nephew.
563
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
Oh?
564
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,100
He thinks that I'm holding
him back professionally.
565
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:17,900
Are you?
566
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,500
No, no, no.
567
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:20,700
Just the opposite, actually.
568
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:23,500
I...I'm protecting him.
569
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,700
From what?
570
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,500
Himself.
571
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:29,100
Oh, he's mercurial, unpredictable.
572
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:33,300
Well, I do not call
"protecting a nephew" a sin.
573
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,000
Well, he's a pervert.
574
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,400
- Huh?
- Yeah.
575
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,600
He sends videos of himself self-pleasuring.
576
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,900
Consorts with sex workers.
577
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,300
Yeah.
578
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:47,100
He seeks the moment of delight
579
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:49,100
with no thought to the future.
580
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:54,800
Yes. Sometimes this "moment
of delight" is quite perilous.
581
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:55,800
Mm?
582
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,200
A judge died at his hand.
583
00:21:59,200 --> 00:21:59,900
Now...
584
00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:01,600
Homicide was never proven,
585
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,700
but... where there's smoke.
586
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,500
Was the judge an adversary?
587
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,100
Oh, I doubt whether he
would've impaled a five iron
588
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:12,300
into the judge's skull
just for taking a mulligan.
589
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:16,100
Hm. Those are extreme ends of the spectrum.
590
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,700
From self-pleasuring to physical violence?
591
00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:22,700
Yes, well, he's nothing if not versatile.
592
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:28,400
So, do you think I'm wrong
in trying to protect him?
593
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
Or shall I just let him fend for himself?
594
00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:36,300
Sounds like he does quite well on his own.
595
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,400
Yes, well, I'm glad I
sought another opinion.
596
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,100
And the lobsters are actually
back in the Pacific, Your Honor.
597
00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:52,900
You freed them?
598
00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:55,500
Uh, actually, we, excuse me.
599
00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:58,700
They passed out, and the lobsters escaped.
600
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,100
The taxpayers' meter is running.
601
00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:03,000
I'll give you both time served.
602
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,000
Order their immediate release.
603
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,900
And no more lobster racing!
604
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:08,200
Lesson learned, Your Honor.
605
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,400
Yeah. From now on, we'll
only boil them alive,
606
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,100
crack their shells, and
suck out their insides.
607
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,600
Uh, thank you, Your Honor.
608
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,500
Thank you.
609
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,900
Good work, Anita.
610
00:23:15,900 --> 00:23:17,200
Uh, from the office.
611
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,700
Judge Walsh wants you
in court in four minutes.
612
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:20,600
- What?
- Come on.
613
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,500
Apparently, the court's been
sending you text notices.
614
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:23,600
We don't have our phones.
615
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:24,600
We've been in jail.
616
00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,800
Excuse me, where are our clothes?
617
00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:28,500
You'd have to ask LAPD.
618
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,600
They were apparently lost
after you were booked.
619
00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:32,800
Mueller.
620
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000
So, Mr. Harcourt, it's your position
621
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,700
that you were totally above-board
622
00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:43,600
with how you went about
stealing Dewey Barba's land?
623
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,500
Objection. Argumentative.
624
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,900
I'm sorry. Did Mr. Harcourt's
lawyer join the D.A.'s office?
625
00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:50,900
She has no business making objections.
626
00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:52,300
You have no business making objections.
627
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:54,200
Objection to the objection sustained.
628
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,800
Sit down, Ms. Wells!
629
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,400
Oh, um, what... what she said.
630
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,200
Objection. Uh, argumentative.
631
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,100
Sustained.
632
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,800
I can see the puppet strings, Mr. Darsow.
633
00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:06,200
Mr. Harcourt,
634
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:07,400
I ha a signed affidavit
635
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,300
from my client swearing he
hand-delivered you a note
636
00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:12,200
written on the side of a Tequila case,
637
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,500
telling you to stop encroaching on his land.
638
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:15,600
Is he lying?
639
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:16,600
Oh, no. No, no, no.
640
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,200
I-I-I did get a note,
641
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,300
but that is not what it said.
642
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:22,900
And you just expect us
to take your word for it.
643
00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:24,900
Or I could show you the note.
644
00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:25,700
Objection, Your Honor.
645
00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:26,900
We've been asking for this note for a week,
646
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,800
and Mr. Harcourt's lawyer
said he couldn't find it.
647
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,600
Yeah, uh, it was in the study
of my Aspen home, Your Honor.
648
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,000
I'm very sorry about that.
649
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,000
"Yes, it was stuck under a bag
of diamonds on my faberge egg."
650
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:36,900
Come on, Your Honor.
651
00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:39,300
I'll... I'll allow it. Bring
the note forward.
652
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,500
Oh, yeah. That's... that's it.
653
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:45,800
That's... that's... that's my stationery.
654
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,800
Is this your handwriting, Mr. Barba?
655
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,400
Uh, y-yeah.
656
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,700
Then the note is admitted.
657
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,400
Mr. Barba, could you
please read your message
658
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,900
to Mr. Harcourt out loud?
659
00:24:57,900 --> 00:24:59,400
Oh, yeah. Sure.
660
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,800
Oh. I'm... I'm... I'm pretty
sure the first word's "dude."
661
00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:07,900
Oh, for the record, it
looks nothing like "dude."
662
00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:10,300
No, I-I start all my letters with "dude."
663
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,100
Mm-hmm. Okay...
664
00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:12,500
What about after "dude"?
665
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,000
Uh...
666
00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:17,700
Well, I know... I know it's
my signature at the end,
667
00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:21,300
'cause I always make a little
smiley face out of the "R".
668
00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:22,300
It's cute, right?
669
00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:24,100
But you can't make out anything in between.
670
00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:25,900
Uh, Your Honor, uh, if... if I may,
671
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,900
I mean, I-I could read this clear as day.
672
00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:28,800
Dewey.
673
00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:33,400
It says, "pursuant to Malibu code 4514,
674
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:37,200
I'm hereby requesting
you stay off of my land."
675
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,100
No, I'm pretty sure that's not what it says.
676
00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:41,200
That's exactly what it says,
Your Honor. Clear as day.
677
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,900
No, I would never use words
that big... "Pursuant"?
678
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,400
Dewey, really.
679
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,500
Mr. Barba.
680
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,900
You know, that weekend was kind of a blur.
681
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,300
Buffett, uh, he always brings the party.
682
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,800
Your Honor, the defendants
have presented no evidence
683
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,100
suggesting Mr. Barba objected to the witness
684
00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:58,700
taking possession of his land.
685
00:25:58,700 --> 00:25:59,900
I agree.
686
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,100
Because the five-year period has lapsed,
687
00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:04,400
I'm inclined to rule
688
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,200
that Mr. Harcourt validly
acquired the property in question,
689
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,900
which means you were all trespassing.
690
00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:12,300
Gentlemen...
691
00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:15,300
You better have something very
special up your sleeves for tomorrow.
692
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,800
Oh, we always do, Your Honor. We always do.
693
00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:26,500
We can't paddle out later, Dewey.
694
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,000
We got work to do on your case.
695
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,900
Oh. Well, h-how boned am I?
696
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,100
Like a filet.
697
00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:33,700
Filets are boneless, dude.
698
00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:34,900
Not before you bone them.
699
00:26:34,900 --> 00:26:37,000
De-bone them. Dewey, look, we're sorry,
700
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,500
but you're not really helping us out here.
701
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,800
So, Mueller's written 11 trespassing tickets
702
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,900
at Harcourt's house in the past 2 years.
703
00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:43,800
11?
704
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,600
Also, Mundy pulled some paparazzi photos
705
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,000
from some charity function
at Harcourt's house.
706
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,100
Look who's working security.
707
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:53,500
Oh!
708
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,100
That's why he's coming after us.
709
00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:56,100
He works for Harcourt.
710
00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:57,800
Has his own private beach cop.
711
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,700
Wait. If Harcourt's been paying a cop
712
00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:03,100
to kick people off his land,
that's unclean hands.
713
00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:05,900
Which means Harcourt's adverse
possession claim on Dewey's land
714
00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:08,100
goes away because it was obtained illegally.
715
00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:09,700
Dewey gets his property back.
716
00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:11,500
W-w-wait. We're getting closer...
717
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:14,300
The tickets and Mueller
moonlighting with Harcourt...
718
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,400
But it's still all just smoke.
719
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,900
What we need now is fire.
720
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,800
- So, your nephew is in the...
- Ah, ah!
721
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,800
He's not my nephew.
722
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:30,100
He is Damien Karp, esquire, attorney at law.
723
00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:34,200
Okay, so Damien karp, esquire,
attorney at law, is here.
724
00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:36,500
Ooh. Uh, okay.
725
00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:38,500
Listen, you better have
security standing by.
726
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:43,100
Oh, um Damien.
727
00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:47,400
Stanton. So, I just spoke to Doug Satoh.
728
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,200
Apparently, so did you... about me.
729
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,400
Damien, I-I-I don't
know what came over me.
730
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,200
I can't believe you would
do this after our talk.
731
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,800
Clearly, it's personal,
732
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,600
because you don't have an
ounce of respect for me.
733
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:03,500
Oh, I do respect you, Damien. My God, I do.
734
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:05,500
I-I-I'm so sorry.
735
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:07,100
Well, I'm turning Satoh down.
736
00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:08,500
I don't want his business.
737
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,300
Excuse me?
738
00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:12,700
Satoh... he wants to sign with me.
739
00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:16,000
You landed the whale?
740
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,200
Yes. After he spoke to you,
741
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:21,300
he said he was sold on the
elasticity of my character.
742
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,000
Oh. Splendid.
743
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,800
Oh, yeah. He thinks we have the
right chemistry to work together.
744
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,700
He wants me to travel with him.
745
00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:29,400
Every word I told him
about you was the truth.
746
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,200
Well, thank you, Uncle Stanton,
747
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,600
for once again chewing my food for me.
748
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,500
You can expect a call from Satoh.
749
00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:37,700
And congratulations.
750
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:40,800
Oh, just one last thing.
751
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,800
Don't call me for Thanksgiving,
752
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,700
Liverpool on the dish,
pimps and whores party.
753
00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:49,900
In fact, make it simple.
Just lose my number.
754
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,400
Here for a job application?
755
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,000
I was speaking with my uncle.
756
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,400
Ah, I heard he went scorched-earth on you.
757
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,200
You didn't kill him, did you?
758
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,100
What are you talking about?
759
00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:13,900
What are you talking about?
760
00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:14,900
- I'm leaving.
- I'm leaving.
761
00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:16,200
God, if there was a vacuum tube
762
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,700
that got me out of here faster, I'd take it.
763
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,100
Yeah, you do suck.
764
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:23,800
Wait, what did you mean "scorched-earth"?
765
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:24,900
Ooh, I got to take this.
766
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,900
So, is that enough evidence
for you that Mueller's dirty?
767
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,000
You should file a
complaint at Parker center.
768
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:41,700
This guy's no good.
769
00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:43,200
Yeah, it's a little trickier than that.
770
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,100
You obtained this illegally.
771
00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:48,900
What? Us? No.
772
00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:51,000
It's all public record.
773
00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:53,600
I want the dirty cop.
774
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:55,700
So do I.
775
00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:00,600
You've been known to
be a dirty cop yourself.
776
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:06,200
There's bad dirty, and
then there's good dirty.
777
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:10,200
I forgot how good dirty you could be.
778
00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:12,600
Especially when I'm angry.
779
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,900
Oh, I love when you get angry.
780
00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:20,400
How about I allow you to vent
some of that anger out on me,
781
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,900
release those two years
of pent-up frustration?
782
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,600
You assume I've been pent
up since we broke up.
783
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,500
That's pretty arrogant, counselor.
784
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,700
It's one of my better qualities.
785
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,300
Anyone can come in.
786
00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:49,200
Let them.
787
00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:59,200
What makes you think he's coming out?
788
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,100
He's got a 9:30 back waxing.
789
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:03,900
How would you know that?
790
00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:05,700
'Cause he goes to the
same place I get my facials.
791
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,000
Dude, I've said it before.
792
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,400
Good grooming is the key to good living.
793
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,600
You've never said that.
794
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,100
You shouldn't say that.
795
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,300
You know this isn't gonna work, right?
796
00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:17,400
- Probably not.
- Yeah.
797
00:31:18,100 --> 00:31:19,000
Oh, here we go.
798
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:19,600
All right.
799
00:31:21,700 --> 00:31:23,100
- Hi!
- Hi!
800
00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:24,100
What are you doing?
801
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,200
Besides trespassing...
802
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,100
Again?
803
00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:29,100
You are a very hard man to reach.
804
00:31:29,100 --> 00:31:30,500
Not when I want to talk to the person.
805
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:32,600
- Oh.
- You're blocking my driveway.
806
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,000
Oh. You know what?
807
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,900
We'll leave, but answer this one question.
808
00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:40,000
Why do you have to own half the
houses on this stretch of beach?
809
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,400
Because I can afford to.
810
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,700
Look at you, you rich son of a bitch.
811
00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:48,100
You stole our client's property.
812
00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:49,800
Yeah, and all the back waxing in the world
813
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,700
isn't gonna change that, Chewbacca.
814
00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:56,000
Why don't you guys just go? Leave.
815
00:31:57,300 --> 00:31:58,400
We're not going anywhere.
816
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,700
In fact, we're gonna stay here so long
817
00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:01,700
we're gonna claim ownership
818
00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:02,900
of this piece of property right over there.
819
00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:04,000
Yeah, we're gonna be your new neighbors.
820
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,200
You're gonna see this face every day.
821
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,700
- Borrowing sugar, towels.
- Yeah.
822
00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:07,300
What's going on here?
823
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:10,200
Officer, uh, these
gentlemen are trespassing.
824
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,100
I want them out.
825
00:32:11,100 --> 00:32:12,700
Officer, we did no such thing.
826
00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:14,500
We are not trespassing. We are lawyers,
827
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:17,200
and we are exercising our
right to free assembly.
828
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,300
Being a lawyer doesn't trump everything.
829
00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:21,400
Lawyers can be guilty of trespassing.
830
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,000
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
831
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,200
- We do this for a living, right?
- Yeah.
832
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,900
And she's telling us how to do our job?
833
00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:27,600
You're telling us the law?
834
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,200
Funny. When I show up,
most people call me the law.
835
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,900
Could you please just get
them the hell out of here?
836
00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:33,600
- I would love to see that.
- Wow. So would I.
837
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:34,200
Does she scare you?
838
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,400
No, 'cause I thought it was my birthday.
839
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:36,600
I thought you were like...
840
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,100
Did you? You thought she was a stripper?
841
00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:39,500
I did! I'm sorry, but I did.
842
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,500
Sir, I'm gonna need you
to listen to my words.
843
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:42,300
Oh, here we go.
844
00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:44,500
- "But watch my body while I..."
- Yeah!
845
00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:46,300
You're glad, but...
846
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,000
Oh! Oh! Oh!
847
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,200
Stripper, huh?
848
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,600
Dude, are you okay?
849
00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:56,200
Okay, that might be excessive force.
850
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,500
You're gonna need to stand back,
851
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,500
- unless you want the same thing.
- I-I could be wrong.
852
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:01,200
Sir, I need you to stand back, as well.
853
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:02,800
Holy mother.
854
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,200
I thought you were just gonna cuff me.
855
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,100
I had to sell it.
856
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:09,400
But my ass is doing some
really weird things right now.
857
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,300
But I'm okay. I'm okay.
858
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,900
Geez.
859
00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:17,100
You okay? Cramp in my leg.
860
00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:18,300
Sorry you had to see that.
861
00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:19,700
Oh, no, no, no. It's okay.
862
00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:21,800
Impressive, really.
863
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:26,200
We really could use more officers
like you out here, officer...
864
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,600
Wendy McQuaig.
865
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,600
Sirs, I'm gonna need you to settle down!
866
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,200
Sorry. I got it officer. Shh!
867
00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:37,700
I want the firm to place an ad
868
00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:40,100
in the program for the Oakwood fundraiser.
869
00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:40,900
Okay.
870
00:33:40,900 --> 00:33:42,300
Uh, ooh.
871
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,900
What's this? Package-to-package contact.
872
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:46,400
Easy, Damien.
873
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,300
I called Satoh after I heard that
you went scorched-earth on me.
874
00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:51,000
Okay.
875
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,800
And he told me what you said about me.
876
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,300
You emptied the whole closet...
Even the masturbation tape.
877
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:57,700
- He led with that.
- Mm.
878
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,100
And yet Satoh still wanted to sign with me.
879
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:02,800
Apparently so.
880
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,300
But you... you see, right?
881
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,500
I can survive on my own.
I don't need your help.
882
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:09,800
No, you do not need my help,
and I am very happy for you.
883
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:10,800
So are we.
884
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,800
I love anything that keeps you away from us.
885
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,800
Well, all right. Feeling's mutual.
886
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,400
And I hope you don't
mind, but, um, I told Satoh
887
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:18,900
that I'd like to keep him on as a client,
888
00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:20,600
and he said he's gonna think about it.
889
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,900
Well, he did think about it.
890
00:34:21,900 --> 00:34:24,000
Satoh signed with us this morning.
891
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,600
What?
892
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,900
- Wait. No.
- Oh, no!
893
00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:28,600
But you can tell Satoh
that I changed my mind
894
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,800
the first time on principle.
895
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,700
Damien, that's exactly
what you told me not to do.
896
00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:35,600
You told me to stop protecting you.
897
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,200
You're sending mixed signals, dude.
898
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,300
He can't keep changing your diapers for you.
899
00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:41,000
- He wears diapers?
- He wears diapers.
900
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,500
Well, have a nice day.
901
00:34:44,700 --> 00:34:46,200
- What's that smell?
- It's his diaper.
902
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,400
Oh. Looks like he needs a change.
903
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,000
Yeah.
904
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,300
Well, you two must think I'm stupid...
905
00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:00,300
That stunt you pulled in
front of Harcourt's house.
906
00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:03,200
- Stunt? I got hit by 75,000 volts.
- Mm.
907
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,200
Not as painful as hearing him
whine about it all morning, but...
908
00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:08,200
You're trying to make that
trespassing ticket go away
909
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,400
by proving Harcourt had
me in his back pocket.
910
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,100
Ah, see, we're not really trying,
'cause we have evidence.
911
00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:14,400
Hard evidence.
912
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:16,600
You mean Officer Wendy McQuaig?
913
00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:19,400
She goes up on that stand
and takes out a colleague,
914
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:20,800
well, hmm.
915
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,200
After you two go back to your lobster races
916
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,300
and turning courtrooms into bouncy houses,
917
00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:28,100
well, she's gonna have to work around us.
918
00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:29,900
You better not be threatening.
919
00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:31,900
How do you think they feel about
cops ratting out their own?
920
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:34,000
That'll all be on you two.
921
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,900
You're insane.
922
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:38,700
Mm-hmm, and I'm late.
You two, enjoy your day.
923
00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:40,000
I'll see you in court.
924
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,100
I told you, I don't care.
925
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,800
Wendy, you don't know this guy.
926
00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:52,100
I know he's dirty,
927
00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:53,800
which makes the rest of us look bad.
928
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:55,700
Put me on the stand.
929
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,400
I want to take this guy down.
930
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,200
We hear you, and we'll
do what we have to do.
931
00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:02,700
I got to go.
932
00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:05,600
You're mad. I'll call you later.
933
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,000
She's mad.
934
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,000
We can't put her on the stand.
935
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,900
I mean, if she testifies against a cop,
936
00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:14,400
she's gonna be looking over her
shoulder the rest of her career.
937
00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:16,400
Then we're gonna lose Dewey's case.
938
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,400
You heard what she said.
Let her choose for herself.
939
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,300
If there was some way to get her to testify
940
00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:23,100
that Harcourt tried to illegally hire her
941
00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:24,600
to keep people off his property
942
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,500
but just keep Mueller's name out of it.
943
00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:28,700
Tough needle to thread.
944
00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:29,600
Yeah.
945
00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:31,700
Look, I know how you're feeling, buddy,
946
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,200
but this is what's best for the client
947
00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:34,900
and it's what Wendy wants.
948
00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,800
She said that she wants
to take Mueller down.
949
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,300
She knows the risks.
950
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:42,300
Tell you what. Why don't
you let me handle this?
951
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:44,400
Take the emotion out of it.
952
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,000
Maybe.
953
00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:49,300
But maybe we should keep the emotion in it.
954
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,700
Good morning, officer.
955
00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:58,200
Morning.
956
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:03,000
Not the first time I've
examined you in court, is it?
957
00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:05,000
No.
958
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,100
How'd the other case go
959
00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:07,500
the last time I had you on the stand?
960
00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:08,500
You won.
961
00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:10,900
Which is roughly when
you fell in love with me.
962
00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:12,200
Objection!
963
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,300
Is there any relevance to this little
trip down memory lane, Mr. Bash?
964
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:17,200
Just trying to derne if this witness
965
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,200
has any bias towards or
against me as I question her.
966
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,200
No bias towards you, I promise.
967
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:23,800
Would this have anything to do
968
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,500
with a certain weekend in a
certain wine country where I...
969
00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:28,600
I'm not gonna answer any of these questions.
970
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,400
Which is the very definition
971
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,100
of a hostile witness, Your Honor.
972
00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:33,700
Permission to treat her as such.
973
00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:37,100
Yes. I'm feeling a little
hostile myself, Mr. Bash,
974
00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:38,300
so move it along.
975
00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:39,900
Officer Wendy McQuaig,
976
00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:41,100
I'm gonna ask you some questions,
977
00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:43,400
and you can only use the
answer "yes" or "no."
978
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,400
Am I clear?
979
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:46,600
Yes.
980
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,900
Did you go to Mr. Harcourt's
house yesterday?
981
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,300
Yes. I went there...
982
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:52,700
Remember... "Yes" or "no."
983
00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:54,400
Yes.
984
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:55,200
Good.
985
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,900
Now, you recorded Mr. Harcourt
using your dashboard camera,
986
00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:00,200
because you heard a
report of illegal activity
987
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,300
and you wanted to catch him.
988
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,300
It's simple.
989
00:38:03,300 --> 00:38:05,000
I give you a little extra money.
990
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,200
You give me a little extra police service.
991
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:08,300
It works great.
992
00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:10,700
I've been doing it for years
to keep my land private.
993
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,200
You missed the part where he named...
994
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,300
Your Honor.
995
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,100
Just answer the questions, please, officer.
996
00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:20,800
Was that Mr. Harcourt making
that offer to you on that tape?
997
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:21,900
Yes or no?
998
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,200
Yes.
999
00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:27,900
Thank you, officer.
1000
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,800
And thank you for your
excellent service to our city.
1001
00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:35,900
Your Honor, because of
Mr. Harcourt's illegal attempt
1002
00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:39,200
to bribe officers of the law
to keep people off his land,
1003
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,500
we ask the court to find that
there were unclean hands.
1004
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:44,400
Which means that there are no
grounds for the trespassing ticket.
1005
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:48,600
Which means Dewey Barba gets
to keep his land, Your Honor.
1006
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:52,500
So ruled.
1007
00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:53,900
Oh!
1008
00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:56,100
Witness may be excused.
1009
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,500
And I'm back to hearing jaywalking tickets.
1010
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:02,600
It's over, Dewey.
1011
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,000
No. I told you guys.
1012
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,300
I told you, that was my
handwriting on the...
1013
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:07,800
Okay, Dewey, Dewey, we won.
1014
00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:09,400
- We won?
- We won.
1015
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:10,700
Well, that's better.
1016
00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:11,700
That is better.
1017
00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:16,400
Well, you won.
1018
00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:18,200
Kind of a draw for my partner.
1019
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,100
What's that?
1020
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,300
Nothing.
1021
00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:24,900
Gentlemen.
1022
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,600
Thought you didn't like court.
1023
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,100
Well, I liked it today.
1024
00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:29,300
You're welcome. And just so you know,
1025
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,900
we didn't pull our punches
because you intimidated us.
1026
00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:32,900
Fine.
1027
00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:35,700
Then let's just call you smart lawyers.
1028
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,500
I'll see you two around.
1029
00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:41,300
Yeah. I bet you will.
1030
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:43,700
You know what this calls for?
1031
00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:45,300
- Victory party?
- Exactly.
1032
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,600
And I have the entertainment all lined up.
1033
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:48,800
- Oh yeah?
- Oh, yeah.
1034
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,000
Little something Officer Wendy sent over.
1035
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,300
You thought she was a stripper?
1036
00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:53,900
I did!
1037
00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:55,000
Oh!
1038
00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:57,500
Dude, are you okay?
1039
00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:58,500
You need to stand back.
1040
00:39:58,500 --> 00:39:59,800
Yeah, real funny.
1041
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,400
Real funny, animals.
1042
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,400
I'd like to see how you react
to getting lit up like that.
1043
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,000
I better not see this on YouTube.
1044
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,200
And you, you looked like you
were having way too much fun.
1045
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,500
Just so you know, I'm going after Mueller.
1046
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,700
I'll just have to get him another way.
1047
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,200
And I know you better than
to try to talk you out of it.
1048
00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:30,500
Call me the next time
you're feeling hostile.
1049
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:36,400
Hey, Peter.
1050
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:38,700
Where's Wendy?
1051
00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:39,700
Had to go.
1052
00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:42,400
She gonna be around?
1053
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,900
When it comes right down to it, buddy,
1054
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:45,800
aren't we all around, together?
1055
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:49,100
That is some heavy stuff right there, bro.
1056
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,200
Come on, Dewey. Let's get a drink.
1057
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:01,600
Yeah.
1058
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:04,100
It's tough to say what
couples are gonna work.
1059
00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:06,700
Oh, yeah. It's complicated.
1060
00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:11,900
Best couples that shouldn't work, but do.
1061
00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:12,700
Go.
1062
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,400
Hayden Panetierre and,
um, Wladimir Klitschko.
1063
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,700
There's like a 1-yard height difference.
1064
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,200
- That can be a good thing.
- Ooh!
1065
00:41:21,700 --> 00:41:23,400
Always thinking outside the box.
1066
00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:26,400
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