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Take a punt! Right.
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Your choice. Wherever, whenever,
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anywhere in time and space.
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Well... there is something,
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someone that I've... always wanted
to meet.
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But I know what you'll say. Try me.
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You'll say he's made up, that
there is no such thing.
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Go on. It's...
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It's Robin Hood. Robin Hood. Yeah!
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I love that story. I've always loved
it, ever since I was little.
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Robin Hood, the heroic outlaw,
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who robs from the rich and gives to
the poor? Yeah!
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He's made up. There's no such thing.
Ah, you see!
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Old-fashioned heroes only exist in
old-fashioned story books, Clara.
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And what about you? Me?
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Yeah, you. You stop bad things
happening every minute of every day,
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that sounds pretty heroic to me.
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Just passing the time. Hey, what
about Mars? What?!
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The Ice Warrior Hives! You said it
was my choice.
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Or the Tumescent Arrows of the
Half-Light!
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Those girls can hold their drink!
Doctor...
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And fracture 15 different levels of
reality simultaneously.
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I think I've got a Polaroid
somewhere.
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Doctor!
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My choice. Robin Hood. Show me!
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Very well.
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Earth. England.
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Sherwood Forest.
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1190AD... ish.
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But you'll only be disappointed.
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No damsels in distress, no pretty
castles,
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no such thing as Robin Hood!
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You called?
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Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells
http://UKsubtitles.ru.
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Very, very nicely done with the box,
sir.
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I saw a Turk perform something very
similar at Nottingham Fayre.
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It's a trick with mirrors, no doubt?
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A trick? A good jest.
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This is not a trick, this is a TARDIS.
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Whatever it is, you bony rascal,
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I'm afraid I must relieve you of it.
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It's my property, that's what it is!
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Well, don't you know all property is
theft to Robin Hood?
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You're not serious. I'm many things,
sir, but I'm never that.
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Robin Hood laughs in the face of
all.
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And do people ever punch you in the
face when you do that? Not as yet.
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Lucky I'm here then, isn't it?
Might be a... little bit much,
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but... what do you reckon, Doctor?
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By all the saints!
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Are there any more in there?
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Is that...? No.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! It is, isn't it?
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You found him. You actually found
Robin Hood.
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That is not Robin Hood!
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Well, then who, sir, is about to
relieve you of your magic box?
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Nobody, sir.
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Not in this universe or the next. Well, then
draw your sword and prove your words.
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I have no sword.
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I don't need a sword.
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Because I am... the Doctor.
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And this... is my spoon!
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En garde!
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Ow! You're amazing! I've had some
experience.
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Richard the Lionheart!
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Cyrano de Bergerac!
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Errol Flynn! He had the most
enormous...
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..ego!
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Takes one to know one. Oh... you!
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Doctor!
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Like I said... my box.
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Doctor?
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In the name of all that's holy,
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take our money, take our treasure,
but spare my ward!
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Do not fuss, all will be well.
This is the Sheriff's doing!
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If he were here now, I'd tear
out his black heart!
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Would you now?
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Or are you as milk-livered as your
name suggests, Master Quayle?
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Take me! Spare this dear child!
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Take you?! A lardy lack-wit like
you?
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It's labour we require up at the
castle!
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Labour and gold, not old men and
their worthless baubles.
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This will be a great help, Master
Quayle, believe me.
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Newcomer to Sherwood, are we?
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Yes, my Lord. You may also prove
useful. Bring her.
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Your days are numbered, you cur!
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You shall live to regret that.
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Actually, no...
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..you won't. Ohh! No!
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No!
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Let me introduce you to my men.
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This is Will Scarlet.
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He is a cheeky rogue with a good
sword arm and a slippery tongue.
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My lady.
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Argh! What do you want with my hair?
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Well, it's realistic, I'll give you
that.
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And this is Friar Tuck.
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Aptly named for the amount of grub
he tucks into!
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You skinny blackguard!
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What are you doing?
This isn't a real sandal!
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Yes, it is. Oh, yes, it is.
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This is Alan-a-Dale.
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He's a master of the lute,
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whose music brightens up these dark
days.
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# Stranger you are welcome here
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♪ In Sherwood's bonny glade... ♪ Ow!
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Sorry, sorry, sorry. Blood analysis.
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Oh! All those diseases!
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If you were real, you'd be dead
in six months.
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I am real. Bye.
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And this... is John Little.
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Called Little John.
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He's my loyal companion in many an
adventure.
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Oh! Works every time!
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Oh, I cannot believe this!
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You... really are Robin Hood and his
Merry Men!
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Aye! That is an apt description.
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- What say you, lads?
- Aye!
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Stop... laughing!
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Why are you always doing that?
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Are you all simple or something?
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I'm going to need a sample. Of what?
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Excuse me. Sorry. What are you
doing?
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Well, they're not holograms,
that much is obvious. Could be
a theme park from the future.
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Or we might be inside a miniscope.
Oh, shut up!
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A miniscope! Yes, of course! Why
not?
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Your friend... seems not quite of the
real world.
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No. No, he's not really, not most of
the time.
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Hmm. Dark days?
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My lady? You said that these were
dark days, what did you mean?
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King Richard is away on crusade,
my lady.
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His tyrant of a brother rules
instead.
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And the Sheriff? Cos there is a
sheriff, right? Aye.
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It is indeed this jackal of the
princes
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who seeks to oppress us for ever
more.
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Or six months in your case.
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It is a shame to dwell on murky
thoughts...
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..when there is such beauty here.
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Hmm. Why are you so sad?
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Why do you think me sad?
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Because the Doctor's right, you
laugh too much.
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You know, I do not live this outlaw
life by choice.
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You see before you... Robert...
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Earl of Loxley. Yes. Yes.
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Sorry, do go on.
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I erm... I had my lands and titles
stripped from me.
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I dared to speak out against Prince
John.
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But I lost the thing most dear to me.
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What was she called?
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You're so very quick!
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How does the Doctor stand it?
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Marian?
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You know her? Yes.
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I have always known her.
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It was Marian who told me that I must
stand up and be counted.
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But... I was afraid.
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Now this green canopy is my palace
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and the rough ground my feather bed.
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Maybe one day I will return home,
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but until that day... until that
day it is beholden on me
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to be the man Marian wanted,
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to be a hero for those this tyrant
sheriff slaughters.
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What time is it, Mr Hood?
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Somewhat after noon. No, no.
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Time of year? What season?
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Oh, Dame Autumn has draped her mellow
skirts about the forest, Doctor.
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The time of mists and harvest
approaches. Yeah... all very poetic.
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But it's very green hereabouts,
isn't it?
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Like I said, very sunny. So?
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Have you been to Nottingham?
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Climate change?
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It's 1190.
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You must excuse me.
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The Sheriff has issued a proclamation
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and tomorrow there is to be a contest
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to find the best archer in the land.
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And the bounty... it's an arrow made
of pure gold.
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No! Don't go! It's a trap.
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Well, of course it is!
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But a contest to find the best
archer in the land?
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There is no contest.
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Right, that isn't even funny.
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That was bantering.
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I am totally against bantering.
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How can you be so sure
he's not the real thing?
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Because he can't be.
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00:12:10,795 --> 00:12:13,794
When did you stop
believing in everything?
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When did you start believing
in impossible heroes?
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Don't you know?
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In a way, it's rather sweet.
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In the contest
for the golden arrow,
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after ten rounds, the battle is
betwixt our Lord Sheriff...
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..and the stranger
known as Tom the Tinker!
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Perhaps not such a stranger,
after all.
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Take your places!
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00:13:23,795 --> 00:13:27,794
Shall we make the contest a little
more interesting, my Lord?
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The targets seem a little close.
What say you?
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Another 20 paces?
Why not?
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00:13:51,795 --> 00:13:56,795
Now, Tinker.
Let us see thy true face.
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Ye Gads! He has split the arrow!
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Truly, he is the finest archer
in all England!
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Come forward, Tinker.
And claim your prize.
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00:14:30,795 --> 00:14:32,115
He's full of surprises, isn't he?
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I am the Doctor. My skills
as a bowman speak for themselves.
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I claim my reward.
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A mere bauble.
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00:14:46,795 --> 00:14:49,794
I want something else.
Name it.
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Enlightenment.
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This is getting silly.
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Fascinating. Seize him!
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00:15:24,795 --> 00:15:26,794
What are you doing? Put that down!
212
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:29,794
I'm fine! I take Year Seven
for after school tae kwon do.
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00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:32,794
Don't worry, Doctor! I'll save you!
I don't need saving!
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Your honour is safe!
I know! For I am Robin!
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Robin Hood!
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Robot!
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Now we're getting somewhere!
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Take them!
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Kill the rest!
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Kill them all!
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He surrenders! What?
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Hai!
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You miserable cur!
I had them on the run!
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Flee, lads, flee!
Live to fight another day!
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00:16:21,795 --> 00:16:23,794
Come on!
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To the dungeons with all of them!
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00:16:26,795 --> 00:16:28,794
What are you up to?
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Quickest way to find out anybody's
plans - get yourself captured!
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Here... let me help you.
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Thank you... Lady.
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What are you?
Gargoyle, what are you?
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Leave it. He only needs to rest.
We all need to rest.
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Analysis shows
that peasant creature is spent.
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No, please.
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Usefulness expired.
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No. No!
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No!
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Damn you!
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Damn you
and that villain the Sheriff!
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Splendid!
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Enchained! Yup.
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Trussed up like turkey-cocks!
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Thanks to your friend.
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Shut it, Hoodie.
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I saved your life.
I had the situation well in hand.
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Long-haired ninny versus
robot killer knights,
247
00:17:52,795 --> 00:17:54,794
I know where I'd put my money.
248
00:17:54,795 --> 00:17:57,794
If you had not betrayed me,
I would have been triumphant!
249
00:17:57,795 --> 00:18:00,794
You would have been a little
puff of smoke and ashes! Ha!
250
00:18:00,795 --> 00:18:03,794
You'd have been floating around
in tiny little laughing bits
251
00:18:03,795 --> 00:18:05,794
in people's goblets.
Balderdash! Ha!
252
00:18:05,795 --> 00:18:08,794
Oh, right, here we go,
it's laughing time!
253
00:18:08,795 --> 00:18:11,794
Well, you amuse me, grey old man!
254
00:18:11,795 --> 00:18:13,794
Guard! He's laughing again!
255
00:18:13,795 --> 00:18:15,795
You can't keep me locked up
with a laughing person.
256
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,794
Oh, I find that quite funny.
257
00:18:17,795 --> 00:18:21,794
Do you know, I feel another laugh
coming on. Ha-ha-ha!
258
00:18:21,795 --> 00:18:24,794
Guards, I cannot remain
in this cell!
259
00:18:24,795 --> 00:18:26,794
Execute me now!
260
00:18:26,795 --> 00:18:28,275
You heard him - execute the old fool!
261
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,794
No, hang on, execute him! I do not
fear death, so execute away!
262
00:18:30,795 --> 00:18:32,794
Execute him! I'd like to see
263
00:18:32,795 --> 00:18:34,794
if his head keeps laughing
when you chop it off!
264
00:18:34,795 --> 00:18:37,794
Oh, Robin Hood always laughs
in the face of death.
265
00:18:37,795 --> 00:18:39,794
Yes, rolling around the floor
laughing,
266
00:18:39,795 --> 00:18:41,794
I'd pay good money to see that!
267
00:18:41,795 --> 00:18:42,794
Guard! Guard!
268
00:18:42,795 --> 00:18:43,875
Guard! Guard! Guard! Guard!
269
00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:46,900
Oh, you two, SHUT UP!
270
00:18:52,795 --> 00:18:56,795
Do either of you understand...
in any way at all...
271
00:18:58,795 --> 00:19:01,795
..that there isn't actually
a guard out there?
272
00:19:05,795 --> 00:19:06,794
Oh.
273
00:19:06,795 --> 00:19:09,794
I did, in fact.
No, you didn't.
274
00:19:09,795 --> 00:19:12,794
I said, shut up. The Doctor and
Robin Hood locked up in a cellar.
275
00:19:12,795 --> 00:19:14,794
Is this seriously
the best you can do.
276
00:19:14,795 --> 00:19:18,794
You're determined to starve to death
in here squabbling.
277
00:19:18,795 --> 00:19:19,995
Well, I'll tell you one thing.
278
00:19:21,795 --> 00:19:23,875
I'd last a lot longer than
this desiccated man-crone.
279
00:19:25,795 --> 00:19:27,794
Really? Really.
280
00:19:27,795 --> 00:19:29,795
Well, you know what?
281
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:34,794
I think you'll find I have
a certain genetic advantage. Oh!
282
00:19:34,795 --> 00:19:38,794
It is not a competition
about who can die slower.
283
00:19:38,795 --> 00:19:40,794
It would definitely be me,
though, wouldn't it?
284
00:19:40,795 --> 00:19:43,794
There was supposed to be a plan.
Do either of you have a plan?
285
00:19:43,795 --> 00:19:45,794
Yeah, of course I have a plan.
I too have a plan.
286
00:19:45,795 --> 00:19:46,794
OK, Robin, you first.
287
00:19:46,795 --> 00:19:48,794
Why him?
288
00:19:48,795 --> 00:19:50,795
Doctor, shut up.
Robin, your plan.
289
00:19:53,795 --> 00:19:54,795
I am...
290
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,795
..biding my time.
291
00:19:59,795 --> 00:20:00,955
Thank you, Prince of Thieves.
292
00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:02,794
Last of the Time Lords?
293
00:20:02,795 --> 00:20:05,794
Yes, I have a plan.
294
00:20:05,795 --> 00:20:08,794
Can you explain your plan without
using the word sonic screwdriver?
295
00:20:08,795 --> 00:20:10,794
Because you might have forgotten
296
00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:14,794
the Sheriff of Nottingham has taken
your sonic screwdriver, just saying.
297
00:20:14,795 --> 00:20:17,794
It's always the screwdriver. OK,
l-l-let's hear Robin's plan first.
298
00:20:17,795 --> 00:20:19,794
Oh, for God's sake!
299
00:20:19,795 --> 00:20:21,794
See? There was a guard.
300
00:20:21,795 --> 00:20:23,835
There was guard listening
the whole time, I knew it.
301
00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:25,860
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
302
00:20:27,795 --> 00:20:29,794
The Sheriff himself commanded me
to listen,
303
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:32,794
to find out which of you
is the true ringleader.
304
00:20:32,795 --> 00:20:36,794
Ah, so he can do the interrogating.
Very wise.
305
00:20:36,795 --> 00:20:39,794
Excellent.
He will get nothing from me!
306
00:20:39,795 --> 00:20:41,794
No, no, no, he will get
nothing from me,
307
00:20:41,795 --> 00:20:44,794
because interrogation, that's where
I always turn the tables.
308
00:20:44,795 --> 00:20:45,794
You see, that's my plan.
309
00:20:45,795 --> 00:20:48,795
Just hurry up and take me to him.
No, no, chop-chop, come on!
310
00:20:52,795 --> 00:20:54,794
Seriously? Come on. No.
311
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,794
What are you doing?
312
00:20:56,795 --> 00:20:58,795
Don't be ridiculous!
313
00:21:10,795 --> 00:21:12,794
'Tis a thing of beauty indeed.
314
00:21:12,795 --> 00:21:17,794
And will feed a family
for a twelvemonth when melted down!
315
00:21:17,795 --> 00:21:18,794
Tonight we rest.
316
00:21:18,795 --> 00:21:21,794
Tomorrow we must draw up plans
to rescue Robin.
317
00:21:21,795 --> 00:21:23,794
We shall soon see
how those Mechanicals feel
318
00:21:23,795 --> 00:21:25,794
about the taste of Nottingham steel!
319
00:21:25,795 --> 00:21:27,794
Lord, forgive me.
320
00:21:27,795 --> 00:21:30,794
Strange, though, is it not? What?
321
00:21:30,795 --> 00:21:33,794
All this looting
that the Sheriff is doing.
322
00:21:33,795 --> 00:21:36,794
And yet 'tis only ever
gold that he takes.
323
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:39,794
Pearls, rubies, all the precious
jewels of the realm
324
00:21:39,795 --> 00:21:40,875
seem no consequence to him.
325
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,900
Only gold.
326
00:21:47,795 --> 00:21:50,794
# Poor Robin and the stranger lay
327
00:21:50,795 --> 00:21:52,795
# In the dungeon
all the live-long day
328
00:21:52,796 --> 00:21:55,794
# The Merry Men might pine away
329
00:21:55,795 --> 00:21:58,795
♪ Upon a Sherwood morning. ♪
330
00:22:21,795 --> 00:22:23,795
Eat, my Lady, eat.
331
00:22:24,795 --> 00:22:28,794
Let it not be said that the Sheriff
of Nottingham is a poor host.
332
00:22:28,795 --> 00:22:31,794
I had a bag of crisps
this morning, thanks.
333
00:22:31,795 --> 00:22:35,794
Your words are strange, fair one.
Hm, I should think they are.
334
00:22:35,795 --> 00:22:38,795
But I like you.
You are refreshingly...
335
00:22:39,795 --> 00:22:42,795
..direct. You can take the girl
out of Blackpool...
336
00:22:46,795 --> 00:22:50,794
Taken from your friend's
strange tunic.
337
00:22:50,795 --> 00:22:53,795
An intriguing gallimaufry.
338
00:22:54,795 --> 00:22:56,795
Including... this wand.
339
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:01,795
Evidently a thing of awesome power.
340
00:23:03,795 --> 00:23:05,795
Tell me...
341
00:23:06,795 --> 00:23:08,794
..are you from beyond the stars?
342
00:23:08,795 --> 00:23:10,795
You're the one with the robot army,
you tell me.
343
00:23:13,795 --> 00:23:14,794
I'm sorry?
344
00:23:14,795 --> 00:23:20,794
No. Beat your breast, moan, groan as
though 20 devils possessed your guts.
345
00:23:20,795 --> 00:23:24,794
What for? So as to attract
the attention of that guard.
346
00:23:24,795 --> 00:23:27,794
It's your plan - you moan.
347
00:23:27,795 --> 00:23:32,794
No, no, no, it won't work. Why?
348
00:23:32,795 --> 00:23:34,794
Oh, because you're clearly
more advanced in years
349
00:23:34,795 --> 00:23:37,794
and you have a sickly aspect to you.
I have a what?
350
00:23:37,795 --> 00:23:39,794
You're as pale as milk.
351
00:23:39,795 --> 00:23:42,794
It's the way with Scots,
they're strangers to vegetables.
352
00:23:42,795 --> 00:23:43,835
I'm not moaning. You moan!
353
00:23:43,860 --> 00:23:46,860
Fine. If you want something doing...
354
00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:53,794
Can I rely upon you to do the rest?
Yes, yes, I know the drill.
355
00:23:53,795 --> 00:23:55,794
What is this din?
356
00:23:55,795 --> 00:23:56,835
No business of yours, cur!
357
00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:58,794
Speak up! I can't hear you.
358
00:23:58,795 --> 00:24:00,795
What ails him?
None of your business.
359
00:24:02,795 --> 00:24:04,794
I said, what ails him?
360
00:24:04,795 --> 00:24:08,794
Well, if you must know,
he's having a nervous breakdown.
361
00:24:08,795 --> 00:24:12,794
A what? He's like this
whenever he's in any kind of danger.
362
00:24:12,795 --> 00:24:15,794
He just can't seem to cope,
he gets so afraid.
363
00:24:15,795 --> 00:24:17,794
He goes into a kind of fit.
364
00:24:17,795 --> 00:24:22,794
I honestly believe that he may die
of sheer fright, like some tiny,
365
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,794
shivering little mouse.
366
00:24:25,795 --> 00:24:27,794
Oh, God, I think he's soiled
himself. Let him die.
367
00:24:27,795 --> 00:24:29,794
It will save us
the trouble of executing him.
368
00:24:29,795 --> 00:24:32,794
And what will happen to the reward?
369
00:24:32,795 --> 00:24:33,794
Reward?
370
00:24:33,795 --> 00:24:35,794
Oh, God, I shouldn't have said that!
371
00:24:35,795 --> 00:24:36,795
Tell me!
372
00:24:38,795 --> 00:24:40,794
He carries a vital message.
373
00:24:40,795 --> 00:24:42,794
The Prince has promised a bounty!
374
00:24:42,795 --> 00:24:45,794
A big one? An enormous one!
375
00:24:45,795 --> 00:24:47,794
What's that?
376
00:24:47,795 --> 00:24:48,795
Say again?
377
00:24:53,795 --> 00:24:57,795
Your breath stinks like a serpent,
has anyone ever told you that?
378
00:25:02,795 --> 00:25:05,794
Soiled myself? Did you?
That's getting into character!
379
00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:06,794
OK, keys!
380
00:25:06,795 --> 00:25:09,794
I'll get them. No, I'll get them.
I'll get them... I'll get them.
381
00:25:09,795 --> 00:25:12,794
I'm fine, no, no worries!
I've got them! I've got them!
382
00:25:12,795 --> 00:25:14,795
I'll get...
383
00:25:20,795 --> 00:25:23,794
Well, there is a bright side.
Which is?
384
00:25:23,795 --> 00:25:25,795
Clara didn't see that.
385
00:25:27,795 --> 00:25:31,795
But enough of tawdry matters.
386
00:25:34,795 --> 00:25:39,794
Let us talk of softer...
sweeter things.
387
00:25:39,795 --> 00:25:42,794
Ah! Good, yes, I was hoping
we'd get round to that.
388
00:25:42,795 --> 00:25:44,794
You were? Mmm.
389
00:25:44,795 --> 00:25:47,794
For I have known
I was destined to draw the eye
390
00:25:47,795 --> 00:25:51,794
of a great and powerful man
for a long time,
391
00:25:51,795 --> 00:25:55,794
ever since I saw those mysterious
lights in the sky. You saw them too?
392
00:25:55,795 --> 00:25:59,795
And those strange mechanical men,
with their promises.
393
00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:04,794
I too have experienced this. Really?
394
00:26:04,795 --> 00:26:08,794
Well, I would never have guessed.
Tell me your story. Tell me yours.
395
00:26:08,795 --> 00:26:11,795
Oh, no, no, no, no.
But you have to go first. Why so?
396
00:26:14,795 --> 00:26:17,795
Because great men always precede.
397
00:26:18,795 --> 00:26:20,794
You have a point.
398
00:26:20,795 --> 00:26:21,795
Your story, then.
399
00:26:23,795 --> 00:26:30,795
Once upon a time, there was a brave
and clever and handsome man...
400
00:26:31,795 --> 00:26:33,794
I can almost picture him.
401
00:26:33,795 --> 00:26:35,794
I don't even have to close my eyes.
402
00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:39,794
..unappreciated by his royal
master. Prince John?
403
00:26:39,795 --> 00:26:42,794
The very same.
404
00:26:42,795 --> 00:26:47,794
Then came the lights in the sky,
and everything changed.
405
00:26:47,795 --> 00:26:53,794
The skyship came to Earth
in a fury of fire!
406
00:26:53,795 --> 00:26:56,794
I'd almost call it a crash.
I remember it well.
407
00:26:56,795 --> 00:26:58,794
A craft from the heavenly spheres,
408
00:26:58,795 --> 00:27:01,794
bedight with twinkling lights
and miracles beyond imagining!
409
00:27:01,795 --> 00:27:08,794
The most beautiful thing the brave
and handsome man had ever seen.
410
00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:12,794
And I suppose the mechanical men
saw you as their natural leader?
411
00:27:12,795 --> 00:27:17,794
It was I and I alone to whom
the mechanical men
412
00:27:17,795 --> 00:27:19,794
then imparted their secrets.
413
00:27:19,795 --> 00:27:23,794
Shortly, I shall be the most
powerful man in the realm.
414
00:27:23,795 --> 00:27:28,794
King in all but name,
for Nottingham is not enough.
415
00:27:28,795 --> 00:27:31,794
It isn't? After this...
416
00:27:31,795 --> 00:27:34,795
Derby! Right. Then...
417
00:27:35,795 --> 00:27:37,794
..Lincoln.
418
00:27:37,795 --> 00:27:39,795
And after Lincoln... Worksop?
419
00:27:40,795 --> 00:27:42,795
The world!
420
00:27:47,795 --> 00:27:50,794
Now what?
First, a blacksmith's forge.
421
00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:52,794
So as to remove our chains?
422
00:27:52,795 --> 00:27:54,794
No.
423
00:27:54,795 --> 00:27:57,794
So I can knock up
an ornamental plant stand.
424
00:27:57,795 --> 00:27:59,794
Of course it's so we can get rid of
our chains!
425
00:27:59,795 --> 00:28:01,794
I don't want to be manacled
to you all night.
426
00:28:01,795 --> 00:28:03,794
Oh, no, please, don't do that!
427
00:28:03,795 --> 00:28:06,794
"Ornamental plant stand."
It's not even that funny!
428
00:28:06,795 --> 00:28:10,794
You're an amusing fellow, Doctor!
Oh, don't! Can you just stop?
429
00:28:10,795 --> 00:28:13,795
You'll give yourself a hernia!
430
00:28:14,795 --> 00:28:18,794
So what are you hanging around here
for, then, Your Majesty?
431
00:28:18,795 --> 00:28:21,794
Why are you bothering to squeeze
the pips out of the peasants
432
00:28:21,795 --> 00:28:23,915
if you've got a skyship on stand-by?
Enough questions.
433
00:28:25,795 --> 00:28:27,794
I'm impatient to hear your story.
434
00:28:27,795 --> 00:28:31,794
Oh, but I do not have one.
435
00:28:31,795 --> 00:28:33,794
I was lying.
436
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:35,794
Lying? Yeah.
437
00:28:35,795 --> 00:28:37,794
People are so much better
at sharing information
438
00:28:37,795 --> 00:28:39,795
if they think the other person
has already got it.
439
00:28:41,795 --> 00:28:44,795
Oh, that's very clever.
Thank you.
440
00:28:46,795 --> 00:28:48,794
You'll do very well.
441
00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:49,795
For what?
442
00:28:51,795 --> 00:28:54,794
Doesn't every king...
443
00:28:54,795 --> 00:28:56,794
require a consort?
444
00:28:56,795 --> 00:28:59,795
Right, you do that again
and you'll regret that!
445
00:29:16,795 --> 00:29:19,795
At last - something real,
no more fairy tales.
446
00:29:22,795 --> 00:29:25,794
What is this place? A spaceship.
More 29th century than 12th!
447
00:29:25,795 --> 00:29:29,795
Data banks, data banks, data banks!
Where was this ship headed?
448
00:29:35,795 --> 00:29:37,794
The Promised Land again.
449
00:29:37,795 --> 00:29:39,795
Like the Half-Faced Man,
but more sophisticated.
450
00:29:41,795 --> 00:29:44,794
It disguised itself
as a 12th-century castle,
451
00:29:44,795 --> 00:29:49,794
emerges into the culture,
tries to keep a low profile,
452
00:29:49,795 --> 00:29:51,794
so no-one notices.
453
00:29:51,795 --> 00:29:53,794
That explains the robot knights.
454
00:29:53,795 --> 00:29:55,794
But the engines...
455
00:29:55,795 --> 00:29:57,794
The engines are damaged.
456
00:29:57,795 --> 00:30:00,794
They're leaking radiation
into the local atmosphere,
457
00:30:00,795 --> 00:30:04,794
creating a temporary climate
of staggering benevolence.
458
00:30:04,795 --> 00:30:06,794
Beg pardon? Told you.
459
00:30:06,795 --> 00:30:07,794
It's too sunny.
460
00:30:07,795 --> 00:30:09,794
It's too green.
461
00:30:09,795 --> 00:30:13,794
And there is even an evil sheriff
to oppress the locals.
462
00:30:13,795 --> 00:30:16,794
This explains everything, even you.
It does?
463
00:30:16,795 --> 00:30:19,794
Well, what does every
oppressed peasant workforce need?
464
00:30:19,795 --> 00:30:21,794
The illusion of hope.
465
00:30:21,795 --> 00:30:24,794
Some silly story
to get them through the day,
466
00:30:24,795 --> 00:30:27,794
lull them into docility
and keep them working.
467
00:30:27,795 --> 00:30:29,794
Ship's data banks.
468
00:30:29,795 --> 00:30:33,795
Full of every myth and legend
you could hope for, including...
469
00:30:34,795 --> 00:30:36,795
..Robin Hood.
470
00:30:41,795 --> 00:30:43,795
Isn't it time
you came clean with me?
471
00:30:50,795 --> 00:30:52,075
You're not real and you know it!
472
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,794
Look at you, perfect eyes,
perfect teeth.
473
00:30:54,795 --> 00:30:56,794
Nobody has a jawline like that!
474
00:30:56,795 --> 00:30:59,794
You're as much a part of what is
happening here as the Sheriff
475
00:30:59,795 --> 00:31:02,794
and his metal knights!
You're a robot!
476
00:31:02,795 --> 00:31:07,794
You dare to accuse me of collusion
with that villain, the Sheriff?
477
00:31:07,795 --> 00:31:10,794
I dare! You false-tongued knave!
478
00:31:10,795 --> 00:31:12,794
I should have skewered you
when I had the chance!
479
00:31:12,795 --> 00:31:15,795
I would like to see you try!
480
00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:21,794
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
481
00:31:21,795 --> 00:31:24,794
Surrender, outlaw! Very good.
482
00:31:24,795 --> 00:31:27,794
Kill him. Kill Robin Hood! You can
drop all that stuff now, Sheriff.
483
00:31:27,795 --> 00:31:31,794
Doctor? He is not what you think
he is, this is all play-acting.
484
00:31:31,795 --> 00:31:33,075
We can't just let them kill him!
485
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:35,100
You're not fooling anyone, Sheriff.
486
00:31:40,795 --> 00:31:42,794
What the hell are you doing?
487
00:31:42,795 --> 00:31:43,794
Surviving. No!
488
00:31:43,795 --> 00:31:46,795
No! Clara!
489
00:31:56,795 --> 00:31:58,794
Yeah, sorry about the girl,
such a pretty thing.
490
00:31:58,795 --> 00:32:00,795
What a queen she would've made.
491
00:32:15,795 --> 00:32:17,794
Stop pretending.
492
00:32:17,795 --> 00:32:19,794
You and your fancy robots.
493
00:32:19,795 --> 00:32:23,794
I get it, I understand.
Oh, so you too know my plans?
494
00:32:23,795 --> 00:32:24,794
You and your robots
495
00:32:24,795 --> 00:32:27,795
plundering the surrounding
countryside for all it's worth...
496
00:32:30,795 --> 00:32:32,794
Gold.
497
00:32:32,795 --> 00:32:34,794
Gold! Of course!
498
00:32:34,795 --> 00:32:39,794
Gold! You are creating a matrix of
gold to repair the engine circuitry!
499
00:32:39,795 --> 00:32:41,794
This is the scheme
the Mechanicals have devised.
500
00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:45,794
Soon this skyship will depart.
Destination...
501
00:32:45,795 --> 00:32:48,794
London.
There I will obliterate the King
502
00:32:48,795 --> 00:32:53,794
and take my rightful place
as ruler of this sceptered isle!
503
00:32:53,795 --> 00:32:57,794
It won't work. There's not a chance.
I've seen the instruments.
504
00:32:57,795 --> 00:32:58,955
There's been too much damage.
505
00:32:58,980 --> 00:33:00,980
You are stoking up
a gigantic bomb! Er...
506
00:33:04,795 --> 00:33:08,795
'Engine capacity at 48%.'
507
00:33:10,795 --> 00:33:13,794
'Engine capacity at 48%.'
508
00:33:13,795 --> 00:33:17,795
It's not enough. That's not enough.
It'll never make orbit.
509
00:33:21,795 --> 00:33:24,794
That's the engines...
building in power.
510
00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:26,794
Stupid, stupid Sheriff!
511
00:33:26,795 --> 00:33:31,795
Agh! Go on, give!
Give, you stupid... things!
512
00:33:34,795 --> 00:33:35,795
What are you looking at?
513
00:33:44,795 --> 00:33:45,794
Hi.
514
00:33:45,795 --> 00:33:47,795
The time for games is over.
515
00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:51,794
I think I understand you.
516
00:33:51,795 --> 00:33:53,794
The Sheriff's using the gold
to replace something?
517
00:33:53,795 --> 00:33:55,794
That's the principle.
518
00:33:55,795 --> 00:33:56,794
But he's a moron.
519
00:33:56,795 --> 00:33:58,794
If he tries to fly his ship,
520
00:33:58,795 --> 00:34:00,795
it'll explode and wipe out
half the country.
521
00:34:02,795 --> 00:34:04,794
What we need...
522
00:34:04,795 --> 00:34:07,794
is a little riot.
523
00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:10,794
Time to reflect on lasers and gold.
524
00:34:10,795 --> 00:34:12,794
Spread the word.
525
00:34:12,795 --> 00:34:15,794
You will tell me
everything this Doctor knows
526
00:34:15,795 --> 00:34:18,795
about Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
527
00:34:20,795 --> 00:34:22,794
What is this?
Why are you interrogating me?
528
00:34:22,795 --> 00:34:27,794
And then, you will tell me
exactly who this Doctor is
529
00:34:27,795 --> 00:34:28,795
and what are his plans.
530
00:34:32,795 --> 00:34:37,794
You are fit for labour. Stand aside
while this peasant unit is freed.
531
00:34:37,795 --> 00:34:39,794
I'm afraid you're a little late.
532
00:34:39,795 --> 00:34:41,794
Explain.
533
00:34:41,795 --> 00:34:42,795
I'm already free!
534
00:35:01,795 --> 00:35:03,794
Mine!
535
00:35:03,795 --> 00:35:04,795
Mine.
536
00:35:06,795 --> 00:35:07,794
Mine.
537
00:35:07,795 --> 00:35:10,795
Engine capacity at 75%.
538
00:35:15,795 --> 00:35:16,794
'Sblood!
539
00:35:16,795 --> 00:35:21,795
Who will rid me
of this turbulent Doctor?!
540
00:35:25,795 --> 00:35:26,795
Come.
541
00:35:37,795 --> 00:35:39,795
Everyone, the last one!
542
00:35:53,795 --> 00:35:57,795
Out, out! Everyone, quickly,
get out! Quickly!
543
00:35:58,795 --> 00:36:01,794
You've saved us all, clever one.
544
00:36:01,795 --> 00:36:02,795
Thank you.
545
00:36:06,795 --> 00:36:08,794
Engine capacity at 82%.
546
00:36:08,795 --> 00:36:13,794
You are indeed
an ingenious fellow, Doctor.
547
00:36:13,795 --> 00:36:18,794
But do you really think
your peasants' revolt can stop me?
548
00:36:18,795 --> 00:36:20,835
I rather think you're
the revolting one around here.
549
00:36:20,860 --> 00:36:23,794
Banter! I'm bantering! Listen to me!
550
00:36:23,795 --> 00:36:26,794
You don't have enough gold content
to seal the engine breach.
551
00:36:26,795 --> 00:36:29,035
If you try and take off,
you'll wipe out half of England.
552
00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:30,794
Liar!
553
00:36:30,795 --> 00:36:33,794
From my sky vessel,
I shall rule omnipotent.
554
00:36:33,795 --> 00:36:36,794
You pudding-headed primitive,
shut down the engines.
555
00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:39,794
What you're doing
will alter the course of history.
556
00:36:39,795 --> 00:36:41,795
I sincerely hope so.
557
00:36:42,795 --> 00:36:44,795
Or I wouldn't be bothering.
558
00:36:47,795 --> 00:36:49,794
Listen to me!
It doesn't have to end like this.
559
00:36:49,795 --> 00:36:52,155
Shut it all down, return Clara
to me and I'll do what I can.
560
00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:53,794
I don't have Clara.
561
00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:54,795
Robin's one of yours!
562
00:36:55,795 --> 00:36:56,794
What did you say?
563
00:36:56,795 --> 00:37:00,794
He's one of your tin-headed puppets,
just like these brutes here.
564
00:37:00,795 --> 00:37:02,794
Robin Hood is not one of mine.
565
00:37:02,795 --> 00:37:06,794
Of course he is. He's a robot,
created by your mechanical mates.
566
00:37:06,795 --> 00:37:07,794
Why would they do that?
567
00:37:07,795 --> 00:37:10,794
To pacify the locals,
give them false hope.
568
00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:11,995
He's the opiate of the masses.
569
00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:14,794
Why would we create an enemy
to fight us?
570
00:37:14,795 --> 00:37:17,794
What sense would that make?
That would be a terrible idea.
571
00:37:17,795 --> 00:37:20,795
Yes! Yes, it would!
572
00:37:21,795 --> 00:37:25,794
Wouldn't it? Yes, that would be a
rubbish idea. Why would you do that?
573
00:37:25,795 --> 00:37:28,795
But he can't be... He's not real.
574
00:37:29,795 --> 00:37:30,794
He's a legend!
575
00:37:30,795 --> 00:37:33,794
Too kind!
576
00:37:33,795 --> 00:37:36,794
And this legend does not come alone!
577
00:37:36,795 --> 00:37:37,795
Hiya!
578
00:37:47,795 --> 00:37:49,795
You all right? Hell, yeah. Good!
579
00:37:51,795 --> 00:37:52,955
My men have taken the castle.
580
00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:55,980
No! Now I'm going to take you.
This one's all mine!
581
00:37:58,795 --> 00:38:00,794
What do you say, outlaw?
A final reckoning?
582
00:38:00,795 --> 00:38:02,795
Oh, yes.
583
00:38:05,795 --> 00:38:06,794
Are you OK? Fine, yeah.
584
00:38:06,795 --> 00:38:07,795
Good. We don't have long.
585
00:38:07,820 --> 00:38:09,820
RUMBLING
586
00:38:12,795 --> 00:38:14,794
I shall avenge
every slight, outlaw!
587
00:38:14,795 --> 00:38:17,794
Doctor... I know.
The whole castle's about to blow.
588
00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:21,795
You have long been
a thorn in my side.
589
00:38:23,795 --> 00:38:27,794
Well, everyone should have a hobby.
Mine's annoying you.
590
00:38:27,795 --> 00:38:29,835
I'll have you boiled in oil
at the castle by sunset.
591
00:38:29,860 --> 00:38:33,860
Can we make it a little earlier?
Cos that's a little past my bedtime!
592
00:38:39,795 --> 00:38:41,794
I'm too much for you, outlaw!
593
00:38:41,795 --> 00:38:43,794
The first of a new breed.
594
00:38:43,795 --> 00:38:44,795
Half man, half engine!
595
00:38:48,795 --> 00:38:50,795
Never ageing...
596
00:38:52,795 --> 00:38:53,795
Never tiring...
597
00:38:57,795 --> 00:38:59,795
Are you still talking?
598
00:39:16,795 --> 00:39:18,794
Bow down before your new king,
599
00:39:18,795 --> 00:39:20,795
you prince of knaves!
600
00:39:26,795 --> 00:39:29,795
Aaaaargh!
601
00:39:38,795 --> 00:39:41,794
Sorry. Was that, er,
was that showing off?
602
00:39:41,795 --> 00:39:43,795
That was amazing!
603
00:39:45,795 --> 00:39:47,795
Run! Come on, run!
604
00:40:03,795 --> 00:40:04,915
It's never going to make it.
605
00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:07,794
Not enough gold.
It'll never make it into orbit.
606
00:40:07,795 --> 00:40:09,794
Where is it? Where did it go?
Where did what go?
607
00:40:09,795 --> 00:40:11,794
The golden arrow! Tuck!
608
00:40:11,795 --> 00:40:14,794
You took it?
Of course we did. We're robbers.
609
00:40:14,795 --> 00:40:16,794
I love you boys!
Doctor, what are you suggesting?
610
00:40:16,795 --> 00:40:18,794
Golden arrow.
611
00:40:18,795 --> 00:40:21,794
It might just be enough gold content
to get the ship into orbit
612
00:40:21,795 --> 00:40:23,795
and out of harm's way.
613
00:40:24,795 --> 00:40:26,795
It has to be you. My arm is injured.
614
00:40:32,795 --> 00:40:35,794
You're good at this! I saw you!
You won the tournament!
615
00:40:35,795 --> 00:40:36,794
I cheated.
616
00:40:36,795 --> 00:40:39,115
I made a special arrow with
a homing device. Oh, brilliant!
617
00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:40,794
Right, let me have a go. You?
618
00:40:40,795 --> 00:40:42,915
You do tae kwon do!
That's not the same thing as this!
619
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:44,940
My friends.
Surely we can manage it together?
620
00:40:47,795 --> 00:40:51,794
Engine capacity at 83%.
621
00:40:51,795 --> 00:40:54,795
Insufficient power to
achieve escape velocity.
622
00:41:04,795 --> 00:41:05,795
Maximum power surge.
623
00:41:14,795 --> 00:41:17,794
Engines critical. Engines critical.
624
00:41:17,795 --> 00:41:18,795
Engines crit...
625
00:41:22,795 --> 00:41:26,794
# One awful day in Nottingham
626
00:41:26,795 --> 00:41:28,794
# Brave Robin Hood was in a jam
627
00:41:28,795 --> 00:41:31,794
♪ The arrow flew it true... ♪
628
00:41:31,795 --> 00:41:33,794
Give it a rest, Alan.
629
00:41:33,795 --> 00:41:34,795
Give me my lute!
630
00:41:36,795 --> 00:41:39,794
Still not keen on
the laughing thing?
631
00:41:39,795 --> 00:41:40,795
No, no, no, no.
632
00:41:46,795 --> 00:41:47,795
Woo-hoo!
633
00:41:51,795 --> 00:41:53,795
I'm going to miss you.
634
00:41:55,795 --> 00:41:57,795
You're very naughty. I know.
635
00:41:59,795 --> 00:42:01,795
Whoever he is...
636
00:42:03,795 --> 00:42:05,795
..he is a very lucky man.
637
00:42:06,795 --> 00:42:08,795
Marian is very lucky, too.
638
00:42:11,795 --> 00:42:13,795
I fear not. Don't give up.
639
00:42:14,795 --> 00:42:17,795
Not ever, not for one single day.
640
00:42:20,795 --> 00:42:22,794
Be safe, if you can be.
641
00:42:22,795 --> 00:42:25,794
But always be amazing.
642
00:42:25,795 --> 00:42:26,795
Hmm!
643
00:42:29,795 --> 00:42:33,794
Goodbye, Robin Hood.
644
00:42:33,795 --> 00:42:36,795
Goodbye, Clara Oswald.
645
00:42:48,795 --> 00:42:52,794
So, is it true, Doctor?
646
00:42:52,795 --> 00:42:54,794
Is what true?
647
00:42:54,795 --> 00:42:58,795
That in the future I am forgotten
as a real man? I am but a legend?
648
00:42:59,795 --> 00:43:01,795
I'm afraid it is.
649
00:43:04,795 --> 00:43:05,794
Good.
650
00:43:05,795 --> 00:43:10,794
History is a burden.
Stories can make us fly.
651
00:43:10,795 --> 00:43:13,794
I'm still having a little trouble
believing yours, I'm afraid.
652
00:43:13,795 --> 00:43:15,794
Is it so hard to credit?
653
00:43:15,795 --> 00:43:18,794
That a man born into wealth
and privilege should find
654
00:43:18,795 --> 00:43:21,235
the plight of the oppressed and weak
too much to bear... No...
655
00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:24,260
..until one night,
he is moved to steal a TARDIS?
656
00:43:25,795 --> 00:43:28,794
Fly among the stars,
fighting the good fight.
657
00:43:28,795 --> 00:43:30,794
Clara told me your stories.
658
00:43:30,795 --> 00:43:33,794
She should not have told you
any of that.
659
00:43:33,795 --> 00:43:35,794
Well...
660
00:43:35,795 --> 00:43:38,795
Well, once the story started,
she could hardly stop herself.
661
00:43:39,795 --> 00:43:41,794
You are her hero, I think.
662
00:43:41,795 --> 00:43:43,794
I'm not a hero.
663
00:43:43,795 --> 00:43:44,795
Well, neither am I.
664
00:43:47,795 --> 00:43:50,794
But if we both keep
pretending to be...
665
00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:51,795
Ha-ha!
666
00:43:52,795 --> 00:43:56,794
..perhaps others will be
heroes in our name.
667
00:43:56,795 --> 00:43:59,794
Perhaps we will both be stories.
668
00:43:59,795 --> 00:44:02,795
And may those stories never end.
669
00:44:07,795 --> 00:44:10,794
Goodbye, Doctor,
Time Lord of Gallifrey.
670
00:44:10,795 --> 00:44:15,794
Goodbye, Robin Hood, Earl of Loxley.
671
00:44:15,795 --> 00:44:17,795
And remember, Doctor...
672
00:44:19,795 --> 00:44:21,795
I'm just as real as you are.
673
00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:35,795
Admit it. You like him.
674
00:44:37,795 --> 00:44:40,795
Well, I'm leaving him
a present, aren't I?
675
00:44:54,795 --> 00:44:55,795
Robin?
676
00:44:57,795 --> 00:44:59,795
I've found you at last. Marian?
677
00:45:08,795 --> 00:45:11,795
Thank you! Thank you, Doctor!
678
00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:15,795
Ha-ha-ha!
679
00:45:18,795 --> 00:45:22,795
What's that in the mirror
or the corner of your eye?
680
00:45:24,795 --> 00:45:26,795
What's that footstep following...
681
00:45:28,795 --> 00:45:30,795
..but never passing by?
682
00:45:31,795 --> 00:45:33,794
Perhaps they're all just waiting.
683
00:45:33,795 --> 00:45:35,795
Perhaps when we're all dead,
684
00:45:35,795 --> 00:45:39,795
out they'll come a-slithering
from underneath the bed.
685
00:45:46,504 --> 00:46:15,573
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