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- Take a punt.
- CLARA: Right.
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Your choice. Wherever, whenever,
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anywhere in time and space.
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Well, there is something,
Ripped By mstoll
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someone that I've always wanted to meet.
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- But I know what you'll say.
- Try me.
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You'll say he's made-up,
that there is no such thing.
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- Go on.
- It's...
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It's Robin Hood.
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- Robin Hood.
- Yeah!
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I love that story. I've always loved it,
ever since I was little...
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Robin Hood, the heroic outlaw
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who robs from the rich
and gives to the poor.
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah!
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He's made-up. There's no such thing.
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Ah, you see?
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Old-fashioned heroes only exist
in old-fashioned storybooks, Clara.
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And what about you?
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Me?
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Yeah, you.
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You stop bad things happening
every minute of every day,
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that sounds pretty heroic to me.
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Just passing the time.
Hey, what about Mars?
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- What?
- The Ice Warrior hives!
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You said it was my choice.
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Or the Tumescent Arrows
of the Half-Light!
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- Those girls can hold their drink!
- Doctor...
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And fracture 15 different levels
of reality simultaneously.
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- I think I've got a Polaroid somewhere.
- Doctor!
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My choice. Robin Hood. Show me.
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Very well.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Earth. England.
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Sherwood Forest.
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1190 AD...
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- (CLICKS BUTTON)
- ...ish.
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But you'll only be disappointed.
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(WHOOSHING)
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No damsels in distress,
no pretty castles,
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no such thing as Robin Hood.
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ROBIN: You called?
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(DOCTOR WHO THEME)
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Very, very nicely done
with the box, sir.
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I saw a Turk perform something
very similar at Nottingham Fayre.
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It's a trick with mirrors, no doubt?
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- A trick?
- A... A good jest. Ha-ha!
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This is not a trick, this is a Tardis.
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Whatever it is, you bony rascal,
I'm afraid I must relieve you of it.
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It's my property, that's what it is.
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Well, don't you know all property
is theft to Robin Hood?
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You're not serious.
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I'm many things, sir,
but I'm never that.
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Robin Hood laughs in the face of all.
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Ha-ha-ha!
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And do people ever punch you
in the face when you do that?
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- Not as yet.
- Lucky I'm here then, isn't it?
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Might be a... a little bit much
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but whoo! What do you reckon, Doctor?
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By all the saints!
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Are there any more in there?
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- Is that...
- No.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! It is, isn't it?
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Oh, you found him.
You actually found Robin Hood.
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That is not Robin Hood.
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Well, then who, sir, is about
to relieve you of your magic box?
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Nobody, sir.
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Not in this universe or the next.
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Well, then draw your sword
and prove your words.
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I have no sword.
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I don't need a sword.
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Because I am the Doctor.
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And this is my spoon!
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En garde!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTING)
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Ow!
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- You're amazing!
- DOCTOR: I've had some experience.
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Richard the Lionheart!
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Cyrano de Bergerac!
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Errol Flynn! He had the most enormous...
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- (CLEARS THROAT)
- ...ego!
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Takes one to know one.
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Oh... you!
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(GRUNTS)
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Doctor!
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Like I said,
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my box.
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Doctor?
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Ahh!
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In the name of all that's holy,
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take our money, take our treasure,
but spare my ward!
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- Do not fuss, all will be well.
- This is the Sheriff's doing!
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If he were here now,
I'd tear out his black heart!
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Would you, now?
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(GIRL SCREAMING)
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Or are you as milk-livered as your
name suggests, Master Quayle?
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QUAYLE: Take me! Spare this dear child!
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Take you?
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A lardy lack-wit like you?
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It's labour we require up at the castle.
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Labour and gold, not old men
and their worthless baubles.
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This will be a great help,
Master Quayle, believe me.
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Newcomer to Sherwood, are we?
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Yes, my lord.
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You may also prove useful. Bring her.
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QUAYLE: Your days are numbered, you cur!
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You shall live to regret that.
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Actually, no.
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- You won't.
- (GRUNTS)
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No!
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No! (SOBBING)
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Let me introduce you to my men.
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This is Will Scarlett.
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He is a cheeky rogue with a good
sword arm and a slippery tongue.
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My lady.
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Argh! What do you want with my hair?
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Well, it's realistic,
I'll give you that.
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And this is Friar Tuck.
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Aptly named for the amount of grub
he tucks into!
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You skinny blackguard!
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- Ooh! What are you doing?
- This isn't a real sandal!
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Yes, it is.
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Oh, yes, it is.
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This, uh, is Alan-a-Dale.
He's a master of the lute,
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whose music brightens up
these dark days.
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♪ The stranger you are welcome here
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♪ In Sherwood's bonny glade... ♪
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Ow!
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Sorry, sorry. Blood analysis.
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Oh! All those diseases!
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If you were real,
you'd be dead in six months.
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I am real.
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Bye.
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And this is john Little.
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Called Little john.
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He's my loyal companion
in many an adventure.
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- Oh!
- (LAUGHING)
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Works every time!
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Oh, I cannot believe this!
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You... You really are Robin Hood
and his Merry Men!
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Aye! That is an apt description.
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- Ha! What say you, lads?
- ALL: Aye!
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Stop laughing!
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Why are you always doing that?
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Are you all simple or something?
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- I'm going to need a sample.
- Of what?
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(CLARA CLEARS THROAT)
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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(CLEARS THROAT) What are you doing?
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Well, they're not holograms,
that much is obvious.
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Could be a theme park from the future.
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- Or we might be inside a miniscope.
- Oh, shut up.
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A miniscope! Yes, of course! Why not?
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Your friend seems not quite
of the real world.
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No. No, he's not, really,
not most of the time.
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Dark days?
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My lady?
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You said that these were dark days,
what did you mean?
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King Richard is away on crusade,
my lady.
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His tyrant of a brother rules instead.
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And the sheriff?
'Cause there is a sheriff, right?
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Aye. It is indeed this jackal
of the princes
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who seeks to oppress us forevermore.
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Or six months, in your case.
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It is a shame to dwell on murky thoughts
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when there is such beauty here.
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Why are you so sad?
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Why do you think me sad?
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Because the Doctor's right.
You laugh too much.
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You know, I do not live this outlaw life
by choice.
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You see before you Robert...
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- Earl of Lox...
- Earl of Loxley.
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- Yes.
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Sorry, do go on.
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I, um...
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I had my lands and titles
stripped from me.
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I dared to speak out
against Prince john.
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But I lost the thing most dear to me.
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What was she called?
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You're so very quick.
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- How does the Doctor stand it?
- Marian?
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- You know her?
- Oh, yes.
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I have always known her.
185
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It was Marian who told me that
I must stand up and be counted.
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But I was afraid.
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Now this green canopy is my palace
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and the rough ground my featherbed.
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And maybe one day I will return home
but until that day...
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Until that day, it is beholden on me
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to be the man Marian wanted,
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to be a hero for those
this tyrant sheriff slaughters.
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What time is it, Mr Hood?
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Ah, somewhat after noon.
195
00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:11,169
No, no. Time of year. What season?
196
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Oh, Dame Autumn has draped her
mellow skirts about the forest, Doctor.
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The time of mists
and harvest approaches...
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00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:20,363
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All very poetic.
199
00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,962
But it's very green hereabouts,
though, isn't it?
200
00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,486
And like I said, very sunny.
201
00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,211
- So?
- Have you been to Nottingham?
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00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,611
Climate change?
203
00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:32,966
It's 1190.
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00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,440
You must excuse me.
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The Sheriff has issued a proclamation
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and tomorrow there is to be a contest
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00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,922
to find the best archer in the land.
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00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,561
And the bounty...
It's an arrow made of pure gold.
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00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,449
No! Don't... Don't go! It's a trap.
210
00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,204
Well, of course it is!
211
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:54,443
But a contest to find the best
archer in the land?
212
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:56,965
There is no contest.
213
00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,128
(ALL LAUGHING LOUDLY)
214
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,202
Right, that isn't even funny.
215
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,370
That was bantering.
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00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:07,006
I am totally against bantering.
217
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,566
How can you be so sure
he's not the real thing?
218
00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,483
Because he can't be.
219
00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,764
When did you stop
believing in everything?
220
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When did you start believing in
impossible heroes?
221
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Don't you know?
222
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In a way, it's rather sweet.
223
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(SCANNER HUMMING)
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In the contest for the golden arrow,
225
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after 10 rounds, the battle is betwixt
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our lord Sheriff...
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00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,561
(CROWD CHEERING)
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...and the stranger
known as Tom the Tinker!
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00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:10,921
(CROWD CHEERING)
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Perhaps not such a stranger after all.
231
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HERALD: Take your places!
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Shall we make the contest
a little more interesting, my lord?
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The targets seem a little close.
What say you?
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Another 20 paces?
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Why not?
236
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(CROWD SHOUTING ENCOURAGEMENT)
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(CROWD GASPS)
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Now, Tinker. Let us see thy true face.
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Whoo!
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HERALD: Ye gads! He has split the arrow!
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Truly, he is the finest archer
in all England!
242
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:23,082
Come forward, Tinker,
and claim your prize.
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00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,850
(CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
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(CROWD GASPS)
245
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,326
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
246
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,528
He's full of surprises, isn't he?
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I'm the Doctor.
248
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,921
My skills as a bowman
speak for themselves.
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I claim my reward.
250
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A mere bauble.
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(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
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- I want something else.
- Name it.
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Enlightenment.
254
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This is getting silly.
255
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(SONIC SCREWDRIVER HUMMING)
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00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,686
Fascinating. Seize him!
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Ahhh!
258
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What are you doing? Put that down!
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00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,847
I'm fine! I take Year 7
for after-school tae kwon do.
260
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,331
Don't worry, Doctor! I'll save you!
261
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,050
- I don't need saving!
- Your honour is safe.
262
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,327
- I know!
- For I am Robin!
263
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,649
- ALL: Hooray!
- Robin Hood!
264
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,686
(CHEERING)
265
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,001
(CROWD GASPS)
266
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,281
Robot!
267
00:15:58,520 --> 00:15:59,806
Now we're getting somewhere!
268
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,646
Take them!
269
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,361
Kill the rest!
270
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,691
SHERIFF: Kill them all!
271
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:07,807
(CROWD SCREAMING)
272
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,330
- He surrenders!
- What?
273
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,561
Hail
274
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,768
ROBIN: You miserable cur!
I had them on the run!
275
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:24,003
Flee, lads, flee!
Live to fight another day!
276
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:25,961
Come on!
277
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,444
To the dungeons with all of them!
278
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:30,801
What are you up to?
279
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,484
Quickest way to find out
anybody's plans.
280
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,364
Get yourself captured.
281
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,971
(PEOPLE CRYING OUT)
282
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:44,841
(GROANING)
283
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,569
Here, let me help you.
284
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,770
Thank you, lady.
285
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:05,328
What are you? Gargoyle, what are you?
286
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,521
Leave it.
287
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:09,365
He only needs to rest.
We all need to rest.
288
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:13,491
Analysis shows
that peasant creature is spent.
289
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:15,250
No, no. Please.
290
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,800
Usefulness expired.
291
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,809
No. No!
292
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,121
No!
293
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,001
Damn you!
294
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,162
Damn you and that villain the Sheriff!
295
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,605
(SOBBING)
296
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:42,085
Splendid! Enchained!
297
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,207
Yep.
298
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,203
Trussed up like turkey-cocks!
299
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,291
Thanks to your friend.
300
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,004
Shut it, Hoodie.
301
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,011
I saved your life.
302
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,849
I had the situation well in hand.
303
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,447
Long-haired ninny versus
robot killer knights?
304
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,881
I know where I'd put my money.
305
00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,043
If you had not betrayed me,
I would have been triumphant.
306
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,561
You would have been a little
puff of smoke and ashes!
307
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,045
- Ha!
- You'd have been floating around
308
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:07,169
in tiny little laughing bits
in people's goblets.
309
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,446
Balderdash! Ha!
310
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,761
Oh, right, here we go,
it's laughing time!
311
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,851
Well, you amuse me, grey old man!
312
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,400
Guard! He's laughing again!
313
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,482
You can't keep me locked up
with a laughing person!
314
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,449
Oh, I find that...
I find that quite funny.
315
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:24,241
Do you know, I feel another laugh
coming on. Aha-ha-ha!
316
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,369
Guard, I cannot remain in this cell!
317
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,881
- Execute me now!
- You heard him. Execute the old fool!
318
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,530
No, no, hang on, execute him!
319
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,568
I do not fear death, so execute away!
320
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,041
Execute him! I'd like to see if his head
keeps laughing
321
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,201
when you chop it oh?
322
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,760
Oh, Robin Hood always laughs
in the face of death.
323
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,842
Yes, rolling around the floor laughing,
324
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,524
I would pay good money to see that!
325
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:47,047
- Guard!
- Guard!
326
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,849
Will you two shut up!
327
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:59,484
Do either of you understand
in any way at all
328
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,091
that there isn't actually
a guard out there?
329
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:09,887
Oh.
330
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,041
I did, in fact.
331
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,246
No, you didn't.
332
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,685
I said shut up.
333
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,922
The Doctor and Robin Hood
locked up in a cellar.
334
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,445
Is this seriously the best
that you can do?
335
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:20,286
You're determined to starve to death
in here, squabbling.
336
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,964
Well, I'll tell you one thing.
337
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,325
I'd last a lot longer
than this desiccated man-crone.
338
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,401
(SNIGGERS)
339
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,405
- Really?
- Really.
340
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,001
Well, you know what?
341
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,889
I think you'll find
I have a certain genetic advantage. Oh!
342
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,531
- Oh!
- It is not a competition
343
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,806
about who can die slower.
344
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,008
It would definitely be me,
though, wouldn't it?
345
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,362
There was supposed to be a plan.
Do either of you two have a plan?
346
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:46,885
Yeah, of course I have a plan.
347
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,086
I, too, have a plan.
348
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,571
Okay, Robin, you first.
349
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,730
- Why him?
- Doctor, shut up.
350
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,564
Robin, your plan.
351
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,081
I am...
352
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,450
biding my time.
353
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,929
Thank you, Prince of Thieves.
Last of the Time Lords?
354
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,641
Yes, I have a plan.
355
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:11,123
Can you explain your plan without using
the word "sonic screwdriver"?
356
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,807
Because you might have forgotten
the Sheriff of Nottingham
357
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,564
has taken your screwdriver, just saying.
358
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:17,687
It's always the screwdriver.
359
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,683
Okay, well,
let's hear Robin's plan first.
360
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,763
- For God's sake!
- (DOOR OPENING)
361
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,684
See? There was a guard.
362
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,286
There was guard listening
the whole time, I knew it.
363
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,323
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
364
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,285
The Sheriff himself
commanded me to listen,
365
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:35,204
to find out which of you
is the true ringleader.
366
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:39,241
Ah, so he can do the interrogating.
Very wise.
367
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,249
Excellent. He will get nothing from me!
368
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,800
No, no, no. He will get nothing from me,
369
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,770
because interrogation, that's where
I always turn the tables.
370
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,205
You see, that's my plan.
371
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,725
Just hurry up and take me to him.
372
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,643
No, no, chop-chop, come on!
373
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,291
Seriously?
- Come on.
374
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,361
No.
375
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,487
ROBIN: What are you doing?
376
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,164
Don't be ridiculous!
377
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:01,881
(DOOR CLOSING)
378
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,885
(DOOR LOCKING)
379
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,366
(CROWD MURMURING)
380
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,401
'Tis a thing of beauty indeed.
381
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:16,761
Hmm!
382
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,050
And will feed a family for a
twelvemonth, when melted down.
383
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,326
Tonight we rest.
384
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,160
Tomorrow we must draw up plans
to rescue Robin.
385
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,362
We shall soon see
how those Mechanicals feel
386
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,488
about the taste of Nottingham steel!
387
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,450
Lord forgive me.
388
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,484
Strange, though, is it not?
389
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:33,841
What?
390
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,088
All this looting
that the Sheriff is doing.
391
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,766
And yet 'tis only ever gold
that he takes.
392
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,884
Pearls, rubies, all the precious
jewels of the realm
393
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,281
seem no consequence to him.
394
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,521
Only gold.
395
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,531
♪ Poor Robin and the stranger lay
396
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,047
♪ In the dungeon all the live-long day
397
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,246
♪ The Merry Men might pine away
398
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,808
♪ Upon a Sherwood morning ♪
399
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,604
(GROANING)
400
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,931
Eat, my lady, eat. Hmm?
401
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,402
Let it not be said that the Sheriff
of Nottingham is a poor host.
402
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,609
I had a bag of crisps
this morning, thanks.
403
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,081
Your words are strange, fair one.
404
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,049
Hmm, I should think they are.
405
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,284
But I like you. You're refreshingly...
406
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,161
direct.
407
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,561
You can take the girl
out of Blackpool...
408
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:52,408
Taken from your friend's strange tunic,
409
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,806
an intriguing gallimaufry.
410
00:22:56,680 --> 00:23:00,082
Including this wand.
411
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,960
Evidently a thing of awesome power.
412
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,686
Tell me,
413
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,603
are you from beyond the stars?
414
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,281
You're the one with the robot army,
you tell me.
415
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,009
- I'm sorry?
- No.
416
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:23,606
Beat your breast, moan, groan as though
20 devils possessed your guts.
417
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,727
What for?
418
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,087
So as to attract the attention
of that gargoyle-faced guard.
419
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,884
It's your plan, you moan.
420
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:34,211
- No, no, no, it won't work.
- Why?
421
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,410
Uh, because you're clearly
more advanced in years
422
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,209
and you have a sickly aspect to you.
423
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,327
I have a what?
424
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,091
You're as pale as milk.
425
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,562
It's the way with Scots,
they're strangers to vegetables.
426
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,130
I'm not moaning. You moan.
427
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,321
Fine. If you want something doing...
428
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,006
(GROANING LOUDLY)
429
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,087
- Can I rely upon you to do the rest?
- Yes, yes, I know the drill.
430
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,126
What is this din?
431
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,089
No business of yours, cur!
432
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:01,283
Speak up! I can't hear you.
433
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,482
- What ails him?
- None of your business.
434
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,971
(GROANING CONTINUES)
435
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,129
I said, what ails him?
436
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,801
Well, if you must know,
he's having a nervous breakdown.
437
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,081
A what?
438
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,209
He's like this
whenever he's in any kind of danger.
439
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,211
He just can't seem to cope,
he gets so afraid.
440
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,731
He goes into a kind of fit.
441
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:23,122
I honestly believe that he may die
of sheer fright
442
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,568
like some tiny, shivering little mouse.
443
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:27,641
(GROANING)
444
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,080
Oh, God, I think he's soiled himself.
445
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,289
Let him die. It'll save us
the trouble of executing him.
446
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,970
And what will happen to the reward?
447
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,451
(MOANING)
448
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:36,521
Reward?
449
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,204
DOCTOR: Oh, God,
I shouldn't have said that.
450
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,770
Tell me!
451
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,723
He carries a vital message.
452
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,723
The Prince has promised a bounty!
453
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,921
- A big one?
- An enormous one.
454
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:49,841
What's that?
455
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:51,681
Say again?
456
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,923
(FAINTLY) Come close, come close.
457
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,685
Your breath stinks Like a serpent,
has anyone ever told you that?
458
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:00,761
(GRUNTS)
459
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:05,971
Soiled myself!
460
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,963
Did you? That's getting into character.
461
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,600
Okay, keys!
462
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,011
- I'll get them.
- No, no. I'll get them.
463
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,286
- I will get them
- I'll get them.
464
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:13,771
- I've got them!
- I'm fine. No, no worries!
465
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,444
- I've got them!
- I'll get...
466
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,443
- Ah!
- (KEYS CLANGING)
467
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:20,846
(KEYS SPLASHING IN WATER)
468
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,724
- Well, there is a bright side.
- Which is?
469
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:28,202
Clara didn't see that.
470
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,521
(SIGHS)
471
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,970
But enough of tawdry matters.
472
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,324
Let us talk of softer,
473
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,801
sweeter things.
474
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,203
Ah! Good, yes, I was hoping
we'd get round to that.
475
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,925
- You were?
- Mmm.
476
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,971
For I have known
I was destined to draw the eye
477
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,681
of a great and powerful man
for a long time,
478
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:57,287
ever since I saw those mysterious
lights in the sky.
479
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,481
You saw them, too?
480
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:02,167
And those strange mechanical men,
with their promises.
481
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,325
- I, too, have experienced this.
- Really?
482
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,647
Well, I would never have guessed.
Tell me your story.
483
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,843
- Tell me yours.
- Oh, no, no, no.
484
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,331
But you have to go first.
485
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,401
Why so?
486
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,009
Because great men always precede.
487
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:22,761
You have a point.
488
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,441
Your story, then.
489
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,526
Once upon a time, there was a brave
490
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:33,321
and clever and handsome man...
491
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,843
I can almost picture him.
492
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:37,890
I don't even have to close my eyes.
493
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:41,130
...unappreciated by his royal master.
494
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:42,361
Prince john?
495
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,891
The very same.
496
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:49,367
Then came the lights in the sky
and everything changed?
497
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,441
The skyship came to Earth
498
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,610
in a fury of fire!
499
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,729
I'd almost call it a crash.
I remember it well.
500
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,491
A craft from the heavenly spheres,
bedight with twinkling lights
501
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,801
and miracles beyond imagining!
502
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,124
The most beautiful thing the brave
503
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,571
and handsome man had ever seen.
504
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,850
And I suppose the mechanical men
saw you as their natural leader?
505
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,921
It was I and I alone
506
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,087
to whom the mechanical men
within imparted their secrets.
507
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,251
Shortly, I shall be the most
powerful man in the realm.
508
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,491
King in all but name,
509
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,847
for Nottingham is not enough.
510
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,042
- It isn't?
- After this...
511
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,928
- Derby!
- Right.
512
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,001
Then...
513
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,161
Lincoln.
514
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,808
- And after Lincoln...
- Worksop?
515
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,725
The world!
516
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,126
- Now what?
- First, a blacksmith's forge.
517
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,322
So as to remove our chains? (GRUNTS)
518
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,646
No.
519
00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:59,327
So I can knock up
an ornamental plant stand.
520
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,849
Of course it's so we can get rid
of our chains!
521
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,365
I don't want to be manacled
to you all night.
522
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,521
(LAUGHING)
523
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,489
Oh, no, please. Please, don't do that!
524
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,086
- "Ornamental plant stand".
- It's not even that funny!
525
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:13,006
- You're an amusing fellow, Doctor!
- Oh, don't! Can you just stop?
526
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,286
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
527
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:15,930
You'll give yourself a hernia!
528
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,648
So what are you hanging around here for,
then, Your Majesty?
529
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,289
Why are you bothering to squeeze
pips out of peasants
530
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:24,646
if you've got a skyship on standby?
531
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:25,801
Enough questions.
532
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,967
I'm impatient to hear your story.
533
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:34,166
Oh, but I do not have one.
534
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,288
I was lying.
535
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,010
- Lying?
- Yeah.
536
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,923
People are so much better
at sharing information
537
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,685
if they think the other person
has already got it.
538
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,961
- Oh, that's very clever.
- Thank you.
539
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,965
You'll do very well.
540
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,361
For what?
541
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,006
Doesn't every king
542
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,364
require a consort?
543
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,802
Right, you do that again
and you'll regret that.
544
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:22,328
At last, something real.
No more fairy tales.
545
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,846
What is this place?
546
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,161
A spaceship.
More 29th century than 12th.
547
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:32,245
Data banks, data banks, data banks!
Where was this ship headed?
548
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,523
The Promised Land again.
549
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,487
Like the Half-Face Man
but more sophisticated.
550
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,002
It disguised itself
as a 12th-century castle,
551
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:51,724
emerges into the culture,
tries to keep a low profile,
552
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,849
so no one notices.
553
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,923
That explains the robot knights.
554
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,603
But the engines...
The engines are damaged.
555
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,964
They're leaking radiation
into the local atmosphere,
556
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,369
creating a temporary climate
of staggering benevolence.
557
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,523
- I beg pardon?
- Told you.
558
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:09,926
It's too sunny.
559
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,925
It's too green.
560
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:15,965
And there is even an evil sheriff
to oppress the locals.
561
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,091
- This explains everything, even you.
- It does?
562
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,640
Well, what does every oppressed
peasant workforce need?
563
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,081
The illusion of hope.
564
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,244
Some silly story to get them
through the day,
565
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,085
lull them into docility
and keep them working.
566
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,124
Ship's data banks.
567
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,889
Full of every myth and legend
you could hope for, including...
568
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,525
Robin Hood.
569
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:39,767
(COMPUTER BEEPS)
570
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,604
Isn't it time you came clean with me?
571
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,085
You're not real and you know it!
572
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,731
Look at you, perfect eyes,
perfect teeth.
573
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,371
Nobody has a jawline like that!
574
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,767
You're as much a part of what is
happening here as the Sheriff
575
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:05,049
and his metal knights. You're a robot.
576
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:09,968
You dare to accuse me of collusion
with that villain, the Sheriff?
577
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,566
- I dare!
- You false-tongued knave!
578
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,450
I should have skewered you
when I had the chance!
579
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,204
I would like to see you try!
580
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,281
(ENGINE POWERING UP)
581
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,523
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
582
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,762
- Surrender, outlaw!
- Very good.
583
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,120
Kill him. Kill Robin Hood!
584
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,043
You can drop
all that stuff now, Sheriff.
585
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,605
- Doctor?
- He is not what you think he is.
586
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,250
This is all play-acting.
587
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,245
We can’t just let them kill him!
588
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,289
DOCTOR: You're not fooling
anyone, Sheriff.
589
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:38,761
(SCREAMING)
590
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,640
What the hell are you doing?
591
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,609
- Surviving.
- No!
592
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,330
No! Clara!
593
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,087
Yeah, sorry about the girl,
such a pretty thing.
594
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,808
What a queen she would have made.
595
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,411
Stop pretending.
596
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,167
You and your fancy robots.
597
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,004
I get it, I understand.
598
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,049
Oh, so you too know my plans?
599
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,281
You and your robots
600
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,364
plundering the surrounding
countryside for all it's worth.
601
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,451
Gold.
602
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,088
Gold! Of course!
603
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:41,884
Gold! You are creating a matrix of
gold to repair the engine circuitry.
604
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,440
This is the scheme
the Mechanicals have devised.
605
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:48,445
Soon this skyship will depart.
Destination, London.
606
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,921
There, I will obliterate the King
607
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:56,245
and take my rightful place
as ruler of this sceptred isle!
608
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,047
It won't work. There's not a chance.
I've seen the instruments.
609
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,167
There's been too much damage.
610
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,686
You are stoking up a gigantic bomb!
611
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:05,921
(CLANGING)
612
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,727
COMPUTER: Engine capacity at 48%.
613
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,001
(MEN GROANING)
614
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:16,048
Engine capacity at 48%.
615
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,848
It's not enough. That's not enough.
It'll never make orbit.
616
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:21,921
(EXPLOSION)
617
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,924
That's the engines, building in power.
618
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,402
Stupid, stupid Sheriff!
619
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:34,688
Agh! Go on, give...
Give, you stupid things!
620
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,520
What are you looking at?
621
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,167
Hi.
622
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,368
The time for games is over.
623
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,840
I think I understand you.
624
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,207
The Sheriff's using the gold
to replace something?
625
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,930
That's the principle.
626
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,885
But he's a moron.
If he tries to fly his ship,
627
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,167
it'll explode and wipe out
half the country.
628
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,802
What we need is a little riot.
629
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,565
Time to reflect on lasers and gold.
630
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,922
Spread the word.
631
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,647
You will tell me everything
this Doctor knows
632
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:20,929
about Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
633
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,008
What is this?
Why are you interrogating me?
634
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:29,484
And then, you will tell me
exactly who this Doctor is
635
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,887
and what are his plans.
636
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,002
ROBOT: You are fit for labour.
637
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:40,607
Stand aside while this peasant unit
is freed.
638
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,091
I'm afraid you're a little late.
639
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,525
Explain.
640
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,250
I'm already free!
641
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,725
Mine!
642
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,281
Mine.
643
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:09,647
Mine.
644
00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:13,122
COMPUTER: Engine capacity at 75%.
645
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,446
(BEEPING)
646
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:19,321
What?
647
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:24,324
Who will rid me
of this turbulent Doctor?
648
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:28,681
Come.
649
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,367
(SCREAMING)
650
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:35,961
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
651
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:38,966
Ahhh!
652
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,769
Everyone, the last one!
653
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,165
Out, out, out!
Everyone, quickly, get out!
654
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:00,681
DOCTOR: Quickly!
655
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,083
You've saved us all, clever one.
656
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:04,681
Thank you.
657
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,602
COMPUTER: Engine capacity at 82%.
658
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:16,083
You are indeed
an ingenious fellow, Doctor.
659
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:20,564
But do you really think
your peasants revolt can stop me?
660
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,366
I rather think
you're the revolting one around here.
661
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,403
Bantering, I'm bantering. Listen to me!
662
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:29,002
You don't have enough gold content
to seal the engine breach.
663
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,481
If you try and take off,
you'll wipe out half of England.
664
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:32,800
Liar!
665
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,170
From my sky vessel,
I shall rule omnipotent.
666
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:39,164
You pudding-headed primitive,
shut down the engines.
667
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:42,164
What you're doing
will alter the course of history.
668
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,090
I sincerely hope so
669
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,924
or I wouldn't be bothering.
670
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,568
Listen to me!
It doesn't have to end like this.
671
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,291
Shut it all down, return Clara to me
and I'll do what I can.
672
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,441
I don't have Clara.
673
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,766
Robin's one of yours!
674
00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,361
What did you say?
675
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,205
He's one of your tin-headed puppets,
just Like these brutes here.
676
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,965
Robin Hood is not one of mine.
677
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:09,045
Of course he is. He's a robot,
created by your mechanical mates.
678
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,167
Why would they do that?
679
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:12,447
To pacify the locals,
give them false hope.
680
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,568
He's the opiate of the masses.
681
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,001
Why would we create an enemy
to fight us?
682
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,205
What sense would that make?
That would be a terrible idea.
683
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,011
Yes! Yes, it would!
684
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,566
Wouldn't it?
Yes, that would be a rubbish idea.
685
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,040
Why would you do that?
686
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,285
But he can't be... He's not real.
687
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,251
He's a legend!
688
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,806
Too kind!
689
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,729
And this legend does not come alone.
690
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:40,321
Hiya!
691
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,041
- You all right?
- Hell, yeah.
692
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,360
Good!
693
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:54,806
ROBIN: My men have taken the castle.
694
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,769
- No!
- ROBIN: Now I am going to take you.
695
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,490
This one's all mine!
696
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,041
(ROBOTS POWERING DOWN)
697
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:03,324
What do you say, outlaw?
A final reckoning?
698
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,011
Oh, yes.
699
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,610
- Are you okay?
- Fine, yeah.
700
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:10,806
Good. We don't have long.
701
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:13,807
(GRUNTING)
702
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,521
I shall avenge every slight, outlaw!
703
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,090
- Doctor...
- I know. The whole castle's
704
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,161
about to blow.
705
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:24,326
You have long been a thorn in my side.
706
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,601
Well, everyone should have a hobby.
Mine's annoying you.
707
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,365
I'll have you boiled in oil
at the castle by sunset.
708
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,808
Can we make it a little earlier?
'Cause that's a little past my bedtime!
709
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,884
I'm too much for you, outlaw!
710
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,442
The first of a new breed.
Half man, half engine!
711
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:52,925
Never ageing...
712
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:55,921
Never tiring...
713
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,005
Are you still talking?
714
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:23,489
Bow down before your new king,
you prince of knaves!
715
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,762
(SCREAMING)
716
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,401
(SPLASHING)
717
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,007
(SIGHS)
718
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,447
Sorry. Was that...
Was that showing off?
719
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:45,726
- That was amazing!
- (EXPLOSION)
720
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,322
Run! Come on, run!
721
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,484
(EXPLOSION)
722
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,600
It's never going to make it.
723
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,648
Not enough gold.
It'll never make it into orbit.
724
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:11,609
- Where is it? Where did it go?
- Where did what go?
725
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,603
- The golden arrow!
- Tuck!
726
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,926
- You took it?
- Of course we did. We're robbers.
727
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,047
I love you boys!
728
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,485
CLARA: Doctor, what are you suggesting?
729
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,800
Golden arrow.
730
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:24,329
It might just be enough gold content
to get the ship into orbit
731
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,970
and out of harm's way.
732
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:30,369
Well, it has to be you.
My arm is injured.
733
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,571
You're good at this! I saw you!
You won the tournament!
734
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,641
I cheated.
735
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,564
I made a special arrow
with a homing device.
736
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,210
Oh, brilliant! Right, let me have a go.
737
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,806
You? You do tae kwon do!
That's not the same thing as this!
738
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:47,486
My friends.
Surely, we can manage it together?
739
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:54,002
COMPUTER: Engine capacity at 83%.
740
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,970
ROBOT: Insufficient power to achieve
escape velocity.
741
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,325
Maximum power surge.
742
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,488
COMPUTER: Engines critical.
Engines critical.
743
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:20,881
Engines crit...
744
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:24,207
(CHEERING)
745
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,650
♪ One awful day in Nottingham
746
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:31,326
♪ Brave Robin Hood was in a jam
747
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:34,245
♪ The arrow flew with true... ♪
748
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,890
Give it a rest, Alan.
749
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,401
Give me my lute!
750
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,165
(ALL LAUGHING)
751
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,169
Still not keen on the laughing thing?
752
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,489
- No, no, no, no.
- (GIGGLES)
753
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:50,081
Whoa-hoe!
754
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,121
Ah!
755
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,568
I am going to miss you.
756
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,728
- You're very naughty.
- Oh, I know.
757
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,169
Whoever he is...
758
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,329
he is a very lucky man.
759
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:10,890
Marian is very lucky, too.
760
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,642
- I fear not.
- Don't give up.
761
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,411
Not ever, not for one single day.
762
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,724
Be safe, if you can be.
763
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,725
But always be amazing.
764
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,611
Hmm!
765
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,523
Goodbye, Robin Hood.
766
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,724
Goodbye, Clara Oswald.
767
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:55,126
So, is it true, Doctor?
768
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:56,766
Is what true?
769
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,161
That in the future
lam forgotten as a real man?
770
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:01,163
I am but a legend?
771
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,766
I'm afraid it is.
772
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:05,281
Hmm.
773
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,601
Good. History is a burden.
774
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,722
Stories can make us fly.
775
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,051
I'm still having a little trouble
believing yours, I'm afraid.
776
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,491
Is it so hard to credit?
777
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,045
That a man born into wealth
and privilege
778
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,851
should find the plight of the oppressed
and weak too much to bear?
779
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,046
- No...
- Until one night,
780
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,122
he is moved to steal a Tardis?
781
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,685
Fly among the stars,
fighting the good fight?
782
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,289
Clara told me your stories.
783
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,080
She should not have told you
any of that.
784
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,286
Well...
785
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,887
Well, once the story started,
she could hardly stop herself.
786
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,209
You are her hero, I think.
787
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,441
I'm not a hero.
788
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,168
Well, neither am I.
789
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,486
But if we both keep pretending to be...
790
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:53,801
Ha-ha!
791
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,041
Perhaps others will be
heroes in our name.
792
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,689
Perhaps we will both be stories.
793
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,691
And may those stories never end.
794
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:13,442
Goodbye, Doctor,
Time Lord of Gallifrey.
795
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:17,885
Goodbye, Robin Hood, Earl of Loxley.
796
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,891
And remember, Doctor...
797
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,689
I'm just as real as you are.
798
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:35,931
Admit it.
799
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,211
You like him.
800
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,603
Well, I'm leaving him a present,
aren't I?
801
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,650
(TARDIS WHOOSHING)
802
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,763
Robin?
803
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,325
I've found you at last.
804
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,448
Marian? Marian!
805
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,206
Ah!
806
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,446
Ha-ha-ha!
807
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,251
Thank you! Thank you, Doctor!
808
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,211
Ha-ha-ha!
809
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:25,445
DOCTOR: What's that in the mirror
or the comer of your eye?
810
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,282
What's that footstep following
811
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,605
but never passing by?
812
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,450
Perhaps they're all just waiting,
813
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,963
perhaps when we 're all dead,
814
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:41,767
out they'll come a-slithering
from underneath the bed.
815
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:54,970
(DOCTOR WHO THEME)
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