1
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- Take a punt.
- Right.

2
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Your choice. Wherever, whenever,
anywhere in time and space.

3
00:00:10,100 --> 00:00:14,050
Well... there is something,

4
00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:17,050
someone that I've... always wanted
to meet.

5
00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,050
But I know what you'll say. Try me.

6
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You'll say he's made up, that
there is no such thing.

7
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Go on. It's...

8
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It's Robin Hood. Robin Hood. Yeah!

9
00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:33,050
I love that story. I've always loved
it, ever since I was little.

10
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Robin Hood, the heroic outlaw,

11
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- who robs from the rich and gives to the poor?
- Yeah!

12
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- He's made up. There's no such thing.
- Ah, you see!

13
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Old-fashioned heroes only exist in
old-fashioned story books, Clara.

14
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- And what about you?
- Me?

15
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Yeah, you. You stop bad things
happening every minute of every day,

16
00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:56,100
that sounds pretty heroic to me.

17
00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:01,050
- Just passing the time. Hey, what about Mars?
- What?!

18
00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:04,050
- The Ice Warrior Hives!
- You said it was my choice.

19
00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:07,050
Or the Tumescent Arrows of the
Half-Light!

20
00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,050
- Those girls can hold their drink!
- Doctor...

21
00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:12,050
And fracture 15 different levels of
reality simultaneously.

22
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I think I've got a Polaroid somewhere.

23
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Doctor!

24
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My choice. Robin Hood. Show me!

25
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Very well.

26
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CLARA GASPS EXCITEDLY

27
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Earth. England.

28
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Sherwood Forest.

29
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1190 AD... ish.

30
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But you'll only be disappointed.

31
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BIRDSONG

32
00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:06,050
No damsels in distress, no pretty
castles,

33
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no such thing as Robin Hood!

34
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You called?

35
00:02:58,100 --> 00:03:01,050
Very, very nicely done with the box,
sir.

36
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I saw a Turk perform something very
similar at Nottingham Fayre.

37
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It's a trick with mirrors, no doubt?

38
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A trick? A good jest.

39
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ROBIN LAUGHS
This is not a trick, this is a TARDIS.

40
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Whatever it is, you bony rascal,

41
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I'm afraid I must relieve you of it.

42
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It's my property, that's what it is!

43
00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:29,050
Well, don't you know all property is
theft to Robin Hood?

44
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You're not serious. I'm many things,
sir, but I'm never that.

45
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Robin Hood laughs in the face of all.

46
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HE LAUGHS

47
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And do people ever punch you in the
face when you do that? Not as yet.

48
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Lucky I'm here then, isn't it?
Might be a... little bit much,

49
00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:48,100
but... what do you reckon, Doctor?

50
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By all the saints!

51
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Are there any more in there?

52
00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:57,050
Is that...? No.

53
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Oh, my God!

54
00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:03,050
Oh, my God! It is, isn't it?

55
00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:06,050
You found him. You actually found
Robin Hood.

56
00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:08,050
That is not Robin Hood!

57
00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:13,100
Well, then who, sir, is about to
relieve you of your magic box?

58
00:04:18,100 --> 00:04:20,050
Nobody, sir.

59
00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:24,050
Not in this universe or the next.
Well, then draw your sword and prove your words.

60
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I have no sword.

61
00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:28,050
I don't need a sword.

62
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Because I am... the Doctor.

63
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And this... is my spoon!

64
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En garde!

65
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Ow! You're amazing! I've had some
experience.

66
00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:57,050
Richard the Lionheart!

67
00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:58,050
Cyrano de Bergerac!

68
00:04:58,100 --> 00:05:01,050
Errol Flynn! He had the most
enormous...

69
00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:03,050
CLARA CLEARS HER THROAT
..ego!

70
00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:07,100
Takes one to know one. Oh... you!

71
00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:27,100
Doctor!

72
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Like I said... my box.

73
00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:35,100
Doctor?

74
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THE DOCTOR GASPS

75
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ROBIN AND CLARA LAUGH

76
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CHICKENS SQUAWK

77
00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,050
In the name of all that's holy,

78
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take our money, take our treasure,
but spare my ward!

79
00:05:57,100 --> 00:06:00,050
Do not fuss, all will be well.
This is the Sheriff's doing!

80
00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:04,050
If he were here now, I'd tear
out his black heart!

81
00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:05,100
Would you now?

82
00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:08,050
WOMAN SCREAMS

83
00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:13,050
Or are you as milk-livered as your
name suggests, Master Quayle?

84
00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:16,050
Take me! Spare this dear child!

85
00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:21,050
Take you?! A lardy lack-wit like
you?

86
00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:24,050
It's labour we require up at the
castle!

87
00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:28,050
Labour and gold, not old men and
their worthless baubles.

88
00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:31,050
This will be a great help, Master
Quayle, believe me.

89
00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:34,050
Newcomer to Sherwood, are we?

90
00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:37,050
Yes, my Lord. You may also prove
useful. Bring her.

91
00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:40,100
Your days are numbered, you cur!

92
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You shall live to regret that.

93
00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:53,100
Actually, no...

94
00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:59,050
...you won't. Ohh! No!

95
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No!
SHE SOBS

96
00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:13,050
Let me introduce you to my men.

97
00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:16,050
This is Will Scarlet.

98
00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:20,050
He is a cheeky rogue with a good
sword arm and a slippery tongue.

99
00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:22,050
My lady.
LAUGHTER

100
00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:24,050
Argh! What do you want with my hair?

101
00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:27,050
Well, it's realistic, I'll give you
that.

102
00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:29,050
And this is Friar Tuck.

103
00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:32,050
Aptly named for the amount of grub
he tucks into!

104
00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:35,050
You skinny blackguard!
LAUGHTER

105
00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:37,050
What are you doing?
This isn't a real sandal!

106
00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:40,050
Yes, it is. Oh, yes, it is.

107
00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:43,050
This is Alan-a-Dale.

108
00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:45,050
He's a master of the lute,

109
00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:48,050
whose music brightens up these dark
days.

110
00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:50,050
♪ Stranger you are welcome here

111
00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:53,050
♪ In Sherwood's bonny glade... ♪ Ow!

112
00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:55,100
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Blood analysis.

113
00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:59,050
Oh! All those diseases!

114
00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:02,050
If you were real, you'd be dead
in six months.

115
00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:05,050
I am real. Bye.

116
00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:09,050
And this... is John Little.

117
00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:11,050
Called Little John.

118
00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:15,050
He's my loyal companion in many an
adventure.

119
00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:18,100
ALL LAUGH
Oh! Works every time!

120
00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:23,050
Oh, I cannot believe this!

121
00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:28,050
You... really are Robin Hood and his
Merry Men!

122
00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:31,050
Aye! That is an apt description.

123
00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:34,050
- What say you, lads?
- Aye!

124
00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:36,100
Stop... laughing!

125
00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,050
Why are you always doing that?

126
00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:41,100
Are you all simple or something?

127
00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:47,050
I'm going to need a sample. Of what?
CLARA CLEARS HER THROAT

128
00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:50,050
Excuse me. Sorry. What are you
doing?

129
00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:54,050
Well, they're not holograms, that much is
obvious.Could be a theme park from the future.

130
00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:58,050
Or we might be inside a miniscope.
Oh, shut up!

131
00:08:58,100 --> 00:09:00,100
A miniscope! Yes, of course! Why
not?

132
00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:07,050
Your friend... seems not quite of the
real world.

133
00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:10,050
No. No, he's not really, not most of
the time.

134
00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:12,050
Hmm. Dark days?

135
00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:16,050
My lady? You said that these were
dark days, what did you mean?

136
00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:19,050
King Richard is away on crusade,
my lady.

137
00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,050
His tyrant of a brother rules instead.

138
00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:24,050
And the Sheriff? Cos there is a
sheriff, right? Aye.

139
00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:26,050
It is indeed this jackal of the princes

140
00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:29,050
who seeks to oppress us for ever more.

141
00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:31,050
Or six months in your case.

142
00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:34,100
It is a shame to dwell on murky
thoughts...

143
00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:40,050
...when there is such beauty here.

144
00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:43,100
Hmm. Why are you so sad?

145
00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:48,100
Why do you think me sad?

146
00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:52,100
Because the Doctor's right, you
laugh too much.

147
00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:56,050
You know, I do not live this outlaw
life by choice.

148
00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:59,050
You see before you... Robert...

149
00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:02,050
Earl of Loxley. Yes. Yes.

150
00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:04,100
Sorry, do go on.

151
00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:10,050
I erm... I had my lands and titles
stripped from me.

152
00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:13,050
I dared to speak out against Prince
John.

153
00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:16,100
But I lost the thing most dear to me.

154
00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,100
What was she called?

155
00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:23,050
You're so very quick!

156
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,050
How does the Doctor stand it?

157
00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:27,050
Marian?

158
00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:30,050
You know her? Yes.

159
00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:32,050
I have always known her.

160
00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:37,100
It was Marian who told me that I must
stand up and be counted.

161
00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:42,100
But... I was afraid.

162
00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:47,050
Now this green canopy is my palace

163
00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:50,050
and the rough ground my feather bed.

164
00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:52,050
Maybe one day I will return home,

165
00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:55,050
but until that day... until that
day it is beholden on me

166
00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:58,050
to be the man Marian wanted,

167
00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:02,050
to be a hero for those this tyrant
sheriff slaughters.

168
00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:05,050
What time is it, Mr Hood?

169
00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,050
Somewhat after noon. No, no.

170
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:10,050
Time of year? What season?

171
00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:14,050
Oh, Dame Autumn has draped her mellow
skirts about the forest, Doctor.

172
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:19,050
The time of mists and harvest
approaches. Yeah... all very poetic.

173
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:22,050
But it's very green hereabouts,
isn't it?

174
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:25,050
Like I said, very sunny. So?

175
00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:28,050
Have you been to Nottingham?

176
00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:29,050
BIRDSONG

177
00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:30,050
Climate change?

178
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,050
It's 1190.

179
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,050
You must excuse me.

180
00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:36,050
The Sheriff has issued a proclamation

181
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:40,050
and tomorrow there is to be a contest

182
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:43,050
to find the best archer in the land.

183
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:46,050
And the bounty... it's an arrow made
of pure gold.

184
00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,050
No! Don't go! It's a trap.

185
00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:50,050
Well, of course it is!
ALL LAUGH

186
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:53,050
But a contest to find the best
archer in the land?

187
00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:56,050
ROBIN CHUCKLES
There is no contest.

188
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:58,100
All LAUGH

189
00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:01,050
Right, that isn't even funny.

190
00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:03,050
That was bantering.

191
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:06,100
I am totally against bantering.

192
00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:11,050
How can you be so sure
he's not the real thing?

193
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,050
Because he can't be.

194
00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:15,050
When did you stop
believing in everything?

195
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:19,100
When did you start believing
in impossible heroes?

196
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,100
Don't you know?

197
00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:28,100
In a way, it's rather sweet.

198
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:36,100
BEEPING

199
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,100
CHEERING

200
00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:56,050
In the contest for the golden arrow,

201
00:12:56,100 --> 00:13:02,050
after ten rounds, the battle is
betwixt our Lord Sheriff...

202
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,050
MUTED CHEERING

203
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:09,050
...and the stranger
known as Tom the Tinker!

204
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,050
RAUCOUS CHEERING

205
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:14,050
Perhaps not such a stranger, after all.

206
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:16,100
Take your places!

207
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:29,050
Shall we make the contest a little
more interesting, my Lord?

208
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,050
The targets seem a little close.
What say you?

209
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:34,100
Another 20 paces?
Why not?

210
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:58,100
Now, Tinker.
Let us see thy true face.

211
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:09,050
CHEERING

212
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:12,050
Ye Gads! He has split the arrow!

213
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:16,100
Truly, he is the finest archer
in all England!

214
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:22,100
Come forward, Tinker.
And claim your prize.

215
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,050
He's full of surprises, isn't he?

216
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:38,050
I am the Doctor. My skills
as a bowman speak for themselves.

217
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:40,100
I claim my reward.

218
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,100
A mere bauble.

219
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:51,050
I want something else.
Name it.

220
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,100
Enlightenment.

221
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:13,100
This is getting silly.

222
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:23,100
Fascinating. Seize him!

223
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:28,050
What are you doing? Put that down!

224
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:31,050
I'm fine! I take Year Seven
for after school tae kwon do.

225
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:34,050
Don't worry, Doctor! I'll save you!
I don't need saving!

226
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,050
Your honour is safe!
I know! For I am Robin!

227
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:40,100
CHEERING
Robin Hood!

228
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,100
Robot!

229
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,050
CLANKING

230
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,050
Now we're getting somewhere!

231
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,050
Take them!

232
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:02,100
Kill the rest!

233
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,100
Kill them all!

234
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,050
He surrenders! What?

235
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,050
Hai!

236
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,050
You miserable cur!
I had them on the run!

237
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:23,050
Flee, lads, flee!
Live to fight another day!

238
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:25,050
Come on!

239
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:28,050
To the dungeons with all of them!

240
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,050
What are you up to?

241
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:34,100
Quickest way to find out anybody's
plans - get yourself captured!

242
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,100
SCREAMS AND GROANS

243
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:52,050
Here... let me help you.

244
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:55,100
Thank you... Lady.

245
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:05,050
What are you?
Gargoyle, what are you?

246
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:09,050
Leave it. He only needs to rest.
We all need to rest.

247
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:13,050
Analysis shows
that peasant creature is spent.

248
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,050
No, please.

249
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:17,050
Usefulness expired.

250
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,050
No. No!

251
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:20,100
No!

252
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,100
Damn you!

253
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,100
Damn you and that villain the Sheriff!

254
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,050
Splendid!

255
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,050
Enchained! Yup.

256
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:44,050
Trussed up like turkey-cocks!

257
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:47,050
Thanks to your friend.

258
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,050
Shut it, Hoodie.

259
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:52,050
I saved your life.
I had the situation well in hand.

260
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,050
Long-haired ninny versus
robot killer knights,

261
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,050
I know where I'd put my money.

262
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:59,050
If you had not betrayed me,
I would have been triumphant!

263
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:02,050
You would have been a little
puff of smoke and ashes! Ha!

264
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:05,050
You'd have been floating around
in tiny little laughing bits

265
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:07,050
in people's goblets.
Balderdash! Ha!

266
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:10,050
Oh, right, here we go,
it's laughing time!

267
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:13,050
Well, you amuse me, grey old man!

268
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,050
Guard! He's laughing again!

269
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,100
You can't keep me locked up
with a laughing person.

270
00:18:17,124 --> 00:18:19,050
Oh, I find that quite funny.

271
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:23,050
Do you know, I feel another laugh
coming on. Ha-ha-ha!

272
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:26,050
Guards, I cannot remain in this cell!

273
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,050
Execute me now!

274
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,050
You heard him - execute the old fool!

275
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:32,050
No, hang on, execute him! I do not
fear death, so execute away!

276
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,050
Execute him! I'd like to see

277
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:36,050
if his head keeps laughing
when you chop it off!

278
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:39,050
Oh, Robin Hood always laughs
in the face of death.

279
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:41,050
Yes, rolling around the floor laughing,

280
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:43,050
I'd pay good money to see that!

281
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:44,050
Guard! Guard!

282
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,050
Guard! Guard! Guard! Guard!

283
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:48,100
Oh, you two, SHUT UP!

284
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:58,100
Do either of you understand...
in any way at all...

285
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:03,100
...that there isn't actually
a guard out there?

286
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,050
Oh.

287
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:11,050
I did, in fact.
No, you didn't.

288
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:14,050
I said, shut up. The Doctor and
Robin Hood locked up in a cellar.

289
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,050
Is this seriously the best you can do.

290
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:20,050
You're determined to starve to death
in here squabbling.

291
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:21,300
Well, I'll tell you one thing.

292
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:25,180
I'd last a lot longer than
this desiccated man-crone.

293
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,050
Really? Really.

294
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,100
Well, you know what?

295
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:36,050
I think you'll find I have
a certain genetic advantage. Oh!

296
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:40,050
It is not a competition
about who can die slower.

297
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,050
It would definitely be me,
though, wouldn't it?

298
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:45,050
There was supposed to be a plan.
Do either of you have a plan?

299
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,050
Yeah, of course I have a plan.
I too have a plan.

300
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,050
OK, Robin, you first.

301
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:50,050
Why him?

302
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,100
Doctor, shut up.
Robin, your plan.

303
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,100
I am...

304
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,100
...biding my time.

305
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,050
Thank you, Prince of Thieves.

306
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,050
Last of the Time Lords?

307
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:07,050
Yes, I have a plan.

308
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:10,050
Can you explain your plan without
using the word sonic screwdriver?

309
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:12,050
Because you might have forgotten

310
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:16,050
the Sheriff of Nottingham has taken
your sonic screwdriver, just saying.

311
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:19,050
It's always the screwdriver. OK,
l-l-let's hear Robin's plan first.

312
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:21,050
Oh, for God's sake!
DOOR IS UNLOCKED

313
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:23,050
See? There was a guard.

314
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,140
There was guard listening
the whole time, I knew it.

315
00:20:25,164 --> 00:20:27,164
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

316
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,050
The Sheriff himself commanded me
to listen,

317
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:34,050
to find out which of you
is the true ringleader.

318
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:38,050
Ah, so he can do the interrogating.
Very wise.

319
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:41,050
Excellent.
He will get nothing from me!

320
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,050
No, no, no, he will get
nothing from me,

321
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:46,050
because interrogation, that's where
I always turn the tables.

322
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,050
You see, that's my plan.

323
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:50,100
Just hurry up and take me to him.
No, no, chop-chop, come on!

324
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:56,050
Seriously? Come on. No.

325
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:58,050
What are you doing?

326
00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:00,050
Don't be ridiculous!

327
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:01,100
DOOR SLAMS

328
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:14,050
'Tis a thing of beauty indeed.

329
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:19,050
And will feed a family
for a twelvemonth when melted down!

330
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:20,050
Tonight we rest.

331
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:23,050
Tomorrow we must draw up plans
to rescue Robin.

332
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:25,050
We shall soon see
how those Mechanicals feel

333
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:27,050
about the taste of Nottingham steel!

334
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:29,050
Lord, forgive me.

335
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:32,050
Strange, though, is it not? What?

336
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:35,050
All this looting
that the Sheriff is doing.

337
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:38,050
And yet 'tis only ever
gold that he takes.

338
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:41,050
Pearls, rubies, all the precious
jewels of the realm

339
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,050
seem no consequence to him.

340
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,100
Only gold.

341
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:52,050
♪ Poor Robin and the stranger lay

342
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:54,050
♪ In the dungeon
all the live-long day

343
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:57,050
♪ The Merry Men might pine away

344
00:21:57,100 --> 00:22:00,050
♪ Upon a Sherwood morning. ♪

345
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:03,100
GROANS AND SCREAMS

346
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:25,100
Eat, my Lady, eat.

347
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:30,050
Let it not be said that the Sheriff
of Nottingham is a poor host.

348
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:33,050
I had a bag of crisps
this morning, thanks.

349
00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:37,050
Your words are strange, fair one.
Hm, I should think they are.

350
00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:40,100
But I like you.
You are refreshingly...

351
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:44,100
...direct. You can take the girl
out of Blackpool...

352
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:52,050
Taken from your friend's strange tunic.

353
00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:55,100
An intriguing gallimaufry.

354
00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:58,100
Including... this wand.

355
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:03,100
Evidently a thing of awesome power.

356
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:07,100
Tell me...

357
00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:10,050
...are you from beyond the stars?

358
00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:12,100
You're the one with the robot army,
you tell me.

359
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:16,050
I'm sorry?

360
00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:22,050
No. Beat your breast, moan, groan as
though 20 devils possessed your guts.

361
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:26,050
What for? So as to attract
the attention of that guard.

362
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:29,050
It's your plan - you moan.

363
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:34,050
No, no, no, it won't work. Why?

364
00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:36,050
Oh, because you're clearly
more advanced in years

365
00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:39,050
and you have a sickly aspect to you.
I have a what?

366
00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:41,050
You're as pale as milk.

367
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:44,050
It's the way with Scots,
they're strangers to vegetables.

368
00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:45,050
I'm not moaning. You moan!

369
00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:48,050
Fine. If you want something doing...

370
00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:51,050
HE MOANS LOUDLY

371
00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:55,050
Can I rely upon you to do the rest?
Yes, yes, I know the drill.

372
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,050
What is this din?

373
00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:58,050
No business of yours, cur!

374
00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:00,050
Speak up! I can't hear you.

375
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:02,100
What ails him?
None of your business.

376
00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:06,050
I said, what ails him?

377
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:10,050
Well, if you must know,
he's having a nervous breakdown.

378
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:14,050
A what? He's like this
whenever he's in any kind of danger.

379
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:17,050
He just can't seem to cope,
he gets so afraid.

380
00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:19,050
He goes into a kind of fit.

381
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:24,050
I honestly believe that he may die
of sheer fright, like some tiny,

382
00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:27,050
shivering little mouse.
HE GROANS

383
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:29,060
Oh, God, I think he's soiled
himself. Let him die.

384
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:31,050
It will save us
the trouble of executing him.

385
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:34,050
And what will happen to the reward?

386
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:35,050
Reward?

387
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:37,050
Oh, God, I shouldn't have said that!

388
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,100
Tell me!

389
00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:42,050
He carries a vital message.

390
00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:44,050
The Prince has promised a bounty!

391
00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:47,050
A big one? An enormous one!

392
00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:49,050
What's that?

393
00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:50,100
Say again?

394
00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:54,100
HE MUMBLES

395
00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:59,100
Your breath stinks like a serpent,
has anyone ever told you that?

396
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:04,050
ROBIN GRUNTS

397
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:07,050
Soiled myself? Did you?
That's getting into character!

398
00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:08,050
OK, keys!

399
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:11,050
I'll get them. No, I'll get them.
I'll get them... I'll get them.

400
00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:14,050
I'm fine, no, no worries!
I've got them! I've got them!

401
00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:16,050
I'll get...
KEYS RATTLE THEN FALL

402
00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:19,100
TAPPING AS THEY FALL
THEN THEY LAND IN WATER

403
00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:25,050
Well, there is a bright side.
Which is?

404
00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:27,050
Clara didn't see that.

405
00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:29,050
ROBIN SIGHS

406
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:33,100
But enough of tawdry matters.

407
00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:41,050
Let us talk of softer...
sweeter things.

408
00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:44,050
Ah! Good, yes, I was hoping
we'd get round to that.

409
00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:46,050
You were? Mmm.

410
00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:49,050
For I have known
I was destined to draw the eye

411
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:53,050
of a great and powerful man
for a long time,

412
00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:57,050
ever since I saw those mysterious
lights in the sky. You saw them too?

413
00:25:57,100 --> 00:26:01,100
And those strange mechanical men,
with their promises.

414
00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:06,050
I too have experienced this. Really?

415
00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:10,050
Well, I would never have guessed.
Tell me your story. Tell me yours.

416
00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:13,100
Oh, no, no, no, no.
But you have to go first. Why so?

417
00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:19,100
Because great men always precede.

418
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:22,050
You have a point.

419
00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:23,100
Your story, then.

420
00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:32,100
Once upon a time, there was a brave
and clever and handsome man...

421
00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:35,050
I can almost picture him.

422
00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:37,050
I don't even have to close my eyes.

423
00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:41,050
...unappreciated by his royal
master. Prince John?

424
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:44,050
The very same.

425
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:49,050
Then came the lights in the sky,
and everything changed.

426
00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:55,050
The skyship came to Earth
in a fury of fire!

427
00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:58,050
I'd almost call it a crash.
I remember it well.

428
00:26:58,100 --> 00:27:00,050
A craft from the heavenly spheres,

429
00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:03,050
bedight with twinkling lights
and miracles beyond imagining!

430
00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:10,050
The most beautiful thing the brave
and handsome man had ever seen.

431
00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:14,050
And I suppose the mechanical men
saw you as their natural leader?

432
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:19,050
It was I and I alone to whom
the mechanical men

433
00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:21,050
then imparted their secrets.

434
00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:25,050
Shortly, I shall be the most
powerful man in the realm.

435
00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:30,050
King in all but name,
for Nottingham is not enough.

436
00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:33,050
It isn't? After this...

437
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:36,100
Derby! Right. Then...

438
00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:39,050
...Lincoln.

439
00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:41,100
And after Lincoln... Worksop?

440
00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:44,100
DAGGER SLAMS LOUDLY
The world!

441
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:49,050
ROBIN PANTS

442
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:52,050
Now what?
First, a blacksmith's forge.

443
00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:54,050
So as to remove our chains?

444
00:27:54,100 --> 00:27:56,050
No.

445
00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:59,050
So I can knock up
an ornamental plant stand.

446
00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:01,050
Of course it's so we can get rid of
our chains!

447
00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:03,050
I don't want to be manacled
to you all night.

448
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:05,050
ROBIN LAUGHS
Oh, no, please, don't do that!

449
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:08,050
"Ornamental plant stand."
It's not even that funny!

450
00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:12,050
You're an amusing fellow, Doctor!
Oh, don't! Can you just stop?

451
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:15,100
LAUGHTER CONTINUES
You'll give yourself a hernia!

452
00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:20,050
So what are you hanging around here
for, then, Your Majesty?

453
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:23,050
Why are you bothering to squeeze
the pips out of the peasants

454
00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:25,220
if you've got a skyship on stand-by?
Enough questions.

455
00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:29,050
I'm impatient to hear your story.

456
00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:33,050
Oh, but I do not have one.

457
00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:35,050
I was lying.

458
00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:37,050
Lying? Yeah.

459
00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:39,050
People are so much better
at sharing information

460
00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:41,100
if they think the other person
has already got it.

461
00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:46,100
Oh, that's very clever.
Thank you.

462
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:50,050
You'll do very well.

463
00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:51,100
For what?

464
00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:56,050
Doesn't every king...

465
00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:58,050
require a consort?

466
00:28:58,100 --> 00:29:01,100
Right, you do that again
and you'll regret that!

467
00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:21,100
At last - something real,
no more fairy tales.

468
00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:27,050
What is this place? A spaceship.
More 29th century than 12th!

469
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:31,100
Data banks, data banks, data banks!
Where was this ship headed?

470
00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:39,050
The Promised Land again.
COMPUTER BEEPS

471
00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:41,100
Like the Half-Faced Man,
but more sophisticated.

472
00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:46,050
It disguised itself
as a 12th-century castle,

473
00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:51,050
emerges into the culture,
tries to keep a low profile,

474
00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:53,050
so no-one notices.

475
00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:55,050
That explains the robot knights.

476
00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:57,050
But the engines...

477
00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:59,050
The engines are damaged.

478
00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:02,050
They're leaking radiation
into the local atmosphere,

479
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:06,050
creating a temporary climate
of staggering benevolence.

480
00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:08,050
Beg pardon? Told you.

481
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:09,050
It's too sunny.

482
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:11,050
It's too green.

483
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:15,050
And there is even an evil sheriff
to oppress the locals.

484
00:30:15,100 --> 00:30:18,050
This explains everything, even you.
It does?

485
00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:21,050
Well, what does every
oppressed peasant workforce need?

486
00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:23,050
The illusion of hope.

487
00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:26,050
Some silly story
to get them through the day,

488
00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:29,050
lull them into docility
and keep them working.

489
00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:31,050
Ship's data banks.

490
00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:35,100
Full of every myth and legend
you could hope for, including...

491
00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:38,100
...Robin Hood.

492
00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:45,100
Isn't it time you came clean with me?

493
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,050
You're not real and you know it!

494
00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:56,050
Look at you, perfect eyes,
perfect teeth.

495
00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:58,050
Nobody has a jawline like that!

496
00:30:58,100 --> 00:31:01,050
You're as much a part of what is
happening here as the Sheriff

497
00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:04,050
and his metal knights!
You're a robot!

498
00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:09,050
You dare to accuse me of collusion
with that villain, the Sheriff?

499
00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:12,050
I dare! You false-tongued knave!

500
00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:14,050
I should have skewered you
when I had the chance!

501
00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:17,100
I would like to see you try!
LASERS ARE FIRED

502
00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:23,050
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

503
00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:26,050
Surrender, outlaw! Very good.

504
00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:29,050
Kill him. Kill Robin Hood! You can
drop all that stuff now, Sheriff.

505
00:31:29,100 --> 00:31:33,050
Doctor? He is not what you think
he is, this is all play-acting.

506
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:34,050
We can't just let them kill him!

507
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:36,100
You're not fooling anyone, Sheriff.

508
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:44,050
What the hell are you doing?

509
00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:45,050
Surviving. No!

510
00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:48,100
No! Clara!
LOUD SPLASH

511
00:31:58,100 --> 00:32:00,050
Yeah, sorry about the girl,
such a pretty thing.

512
00:32:00,100 --> 00:32:02,100
What a queen she would've made.

513
00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:19,050
Stop pretending.

514
00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:21,050
You and your fancy robots.

515
00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:25,050
I get it, I understand.
Oh, so you too know my plans?

516
00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:26,050
You and your robots

517
00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:29,100
plundering the surrounding
countryside for all it's worth...

518
00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:34,050
Gold.

519
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:36,050
HE CLICKS HIS FINGERS
Gold! Of course!

520
00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:41,050
Gold! You are creating a matrix of
gold to repair the engine circuitry!

521
00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:43,050
This is the scheme
the Mechanicals have devised.

522
00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:47,050
Soon this skyship will depart.
Destination...

523
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:50,050
London.
There I will obliterate the King

524
00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:55,050
and take my rightful place
as ruler of this sceptered isle!

525
00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:59,050
It won't work. There's not a chance.
I've seen the instruments.

526
00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:00,050
There's been too much damage.

527
00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:02,100
You are stoking up
a gigantic bomb! Er...

528
00:33:06,100 --> 00:33:10,050
'Engine capacity at 48%.'

529
00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:12,050
MAN SCREAMS

530
00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:15,050
'Engine capacity at 48%.'

531
00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:19,050
It's not enough. That's not enough.
It'll never make orbit.

532
00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:21,050
PEOPLE WAILING,
SMALL EXPLOSION

533
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:23,050
ELECTRICAL PULSING

534
00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:26,050
That's the engines...
building in power.

535
00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:28,050
Stupid, stupid Sheriff!

536
00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:33,050
Agh! Go on, give!
Give, you stupid... things!

537
00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:36,050
HE PANTS

538
00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:37,100
What are you looking at?

539
00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:47,050
Hi.

540
00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:49,100
The time for games is over.

541
00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:53,050
I think I understand you.

542
00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:55,060
The Sheriff's using the gold
to replace something?

543
00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:57,050
That's the principle.

544
00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:58,050
But he's a moron.

545
00:33:58,100 --> 00:34:00,050
If he tries to fly his ship,

546
00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:02,100
it'll explode and wipe out
half the country.

547
00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:06,050
What we need...

548
00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:09,050
is a little riot.

549
00:34:09,100 --> 00:34:12,050
Time to reflect on lasers and gold.

550
00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:14,050
Spread the word.

551
00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:17,050
You will tell me
everything this Doctor knows

552
00:34:17,100 --> 00:34:20,100
about Robin Hood and his Merry Men.

553
00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:24,050
What is this?
Why are you interrogating me?

554
00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:29,050
And then, you will tell me
exactly who this Doctor is

555
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,100
and what are his plans.

556
00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:39,050
You are fit for labour. Stand aside
while this peasant unit is freed.

557
00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:41,050
I'm afraid you're a little late.

558
00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:43,050
Explain.

559
00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:44,100
I'm already free!

560
00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:05,050
Mine!

561
00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:06,100
Mine.

562
00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:09,050
Mine.

563
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:12,050
Engine capacity at 75%.

564
00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:15,100
BEEPING

565
00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:18,050
'Sblood!

566
00:35:18,100 --> 00:35:23,100
Who will rid me
of this turbulent Doctor?!

567
00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:26,100
FIST CLANGS ON METAL

568
00:35:27,100 --> 00:35:28,100
Come.

569
00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:32,100
SCREAMING

570
00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:41,100
Everyone, the last one!

571
00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:55,050
THEY CHEER

572
00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:59,100
Out, out! Everyone, quickly,
get out! Quickly!

573
00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:03,050
You've saved us all, clever one.

574
00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:04,100
Thank you.

575
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:10,050
Engine capacity at 82%.

576
00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:15,050
You are indeed
an ingenious fellow, Doctor.

577
00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:20,050
But do you really think
your peasants' revolt can stop me?

578
00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:22,140
I rather think you're
the revolting one around here.

579
00:36:22,164 --> 00:36:25,050
Banter! I'm bantering! Listen to me!

580
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:28,050
You don't have enough gold content
to seal the engine breach.

581
00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:30,340
If you try and take off,
you'll wipe out half of England.

582
00:36:30,364 --> 00:36:32,050
Liar!

583
00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:35,050
From my sky vessel,
I shall rule omnipotent.

584
00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:38,050
You pudding-headed primitive,
shut down the engines.

585
00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:41,050
What you're doing
will alter the course of history.

586
00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:43,100
I sincerely hope so.

587
00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:46,100
Or I wouldn't be bothering.

588
00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:51,050
Listen to me!
It doesn't have to end like this.

589
00:36:51,100 --> 00:36:53,460
Shut it all down, return Clara
to me and I'll do what I can.

590
00:36:53,484 --> 00:36:55,050
I don't have Clara.

591
00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:56,100
Robin's one of yours!

592
00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:58,050
What did you say?

593
00:36:58,100 --> 00:37:02,050
He's one of your tin-headed puppets,
just like these brutes here.

594
00:37:02,100 --> 00:37:04,050
Robin Hood is not one of mine.

595
00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:08,050
Of course he is. He's a robot,
created by your mechanical mates.

596
00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:09,050
Why would they do that?

597
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:12,050
To pacify the locals,
give them false hope.

598
00:37:12,100 --> 00:37:13,050
He's the opiate of the masses.

599
00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:16,050
Why would we create an enemy
to fight us?

600
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:19,050
What sense would that make?
That would be a terrible idea.

601
00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:22,100
Yes! Yes, it would!

602
00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:27,050
Wouldn't it? Yes, that would be a
rubbish idea. Why would you do that?

603
00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:30,100
But he can't be... He's not real.

604
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:32,050
He's a legend!

605
00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:35,050
Too kind!

606
00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:38,050
And this legend does not come alone!

607
00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:39,100
Hiya!

608
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,100
You all right? Hell, yeah. Good!

609
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:54,050
My men have taken the castle.

610
00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:57,050
No! Now I'm going to take you.
This one's all mine!

611
00:37:57,100 --> 00:38:00,050
MOTORS WIND DOWN

612
00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:02,050
What do you say, outlaw?
A final reckoning?

613
00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:04,100
Oh, yes.

614
00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:08,050
Are you OK? Fine, yeah.

615
00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:09,050
Good. We don't have long.

616
00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:11,100
RUMBLING

617
00:38:14,100 --> 00:38:16,050
I shall avenge every slight, outlaw!

618
00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:19,050
Doctor... I know.
The whole castle's about to blow.

619
00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:23,100
You have long been a thorn in my side.

620
00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:29,050
Well, everyone should have a hobby.
Mine's annoying you.

621
00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:31,140
I'll have you boiled in oil
at the castle by sunset.

622
00:38:31,164 --> 00:38:35,164
Can we make it a little earlier?
Cos that's a little past my bedtime!

623
00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:43,050
I'm too much for you, outlaw!

624
00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:45,050
The first of a new breed.

625
00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:46,100
Half man, half engine!

626
00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:52,100
Never ageing...

627
00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:55,100
Never tiring...

628
00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:01,100
Are you still talking?

629
00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:22,100
Bow down before your new
king, you prince of knaves!

630
00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:31,050
Aaaaargh!

631
00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:32,100
SPLASH!

632
00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:43,050
Sorry. Was that, er,
was that showing off?

633
00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:45,050
That was amazing!

634
00:39:45,100 --> 00:39:46,100
RUMBLING

635
00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:49,100
Run! Come on, run!

636
00:39:58,100 --> 00:40:00,100
CRASHING

637
00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:06,050
It's never going to make it.

638
00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:09,050
Not enough gold.
It'll never make it into orbit.

639
00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:11,050
Where is it? Where did it go?
Where did what go?

640
00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:13,050
The golden arrow! Tuck!

641
00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:16,050
You took it?
Of course we did. We're robbers.

642
00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:18,050
I love you boys!
Doctor, what are you suggesting?

643
00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:20,050
Golden arrow.

644
00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:23,050
It might just be enough gold content
to get the ship into orbit

645
00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:25,100
and out of harm's way.

646
00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:28,100
It has to be you. My arm is injured.

647
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:37,050
You're good at this! I saw you!
You won the tournament!

648
00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:38,050
I cheated.

649
00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:40,420
I made a special arrow with
a homing device. Oh, brilliant!

650
00:40:40,444 --> 00:40:42,050
Right, let me have a go. You?

651
00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:44,220
You do tae kwon do!
That's not the same thing as this!

652
00:40:44,244 --> 00:40:46,244
My friends.
Surely we can manage it together?

653
00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:53,050
Engine capacity at 83%.

654
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:56,100
Insufficient power to
achieve escape velocity.

655
00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:07,100
Maximum power surge.

656
00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:16,050
ALARM BLARES

657
00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:19,050
Engines critical. Engines critical.

658
00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:20,100
Engines crit...

659
00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:24,050
THEY CHEER

660
00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:28,050
♪ One awful day in Nottingham

661
00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:30,050
♪ Brave Robin Hood was in a jam

662
00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:33,050
♪ The arrow flew it true... ♪

663
00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:35,050
Give it a rest, Alan.

664
00:41:35,100 --> 00:41:36,050
Give me my lute!

665
00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:38,050
THEY LAUGH

666
00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:41,050
Still not keen on the laughing thing?

667
00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:42,050
No, no, no, no.

668
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,100
SHE LAUGHS

669
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:46,100
HE LAUGHS

670
00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:49,100
Woo-hoo!

671
00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:55,100
I'm going to miss you.

672
00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:59,100
You're very naughty. I know.

673
00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:03,100
Whoever he is...

674
00:42:05,100 --> 00:42:07,100
...he is a very lucky man.

675
00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:10,100
Marian is very lucky, too.

676
00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:15,100
I fear not. Don't give up.

677
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:19,100
Not ever, not for one single day.

678
00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:24,050
Be safe, if you can be.

679
00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:27,050
But always be amazing.

680
00:42:27,100 --> 00:42:28,100
Hmm!

681
00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:35,050
Goodbye, Robin Hood.

682
00:42:35,100 --> 00:42:38,100
Goodbye, Clara Oswald.

683
00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:54,050
So, is it true, Doctor?

684
00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:56,050
Is what true?

685
00:42:56,100 --> 00:43:00,100
That in the future I am forgotten
as a real man? I am but a legend?

686
00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:03,100
I'm afraid it is.

687
00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:07,050
Good.

688
00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:12,050
History is a burden.
Stories can make us fly.

689
00:43:12,100 --> 00:43:15,050
I'm still having a little trouble
believing yours, I'm afraid.

690
00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:17,050
Is it so hard to credit?

691
00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:20,050
That a man born into wealth
and privilege should find

692
00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:22,540
the plight of the oppressed and weak
too much to bear... No...

693
00:43:22,564 --> 00:43:25,564
...until one night,
he is moved to steal a TARDIS?

694
00:43:27,100 --> 00:43:30,050
Fly among the stars,
fighting the good fight.

695
00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:32,050
Clara told me your stories.

696
00:43:32,100 --> 00:43:35,050
She should not have told you
any of that.

697
00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:37,050
Well...

698
00:43:37,100 --> 00:43:40,100
Well, once the story started,
she could hardly stop herself.

699
00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:43,050
You are her hero, I think.

700
00:43:43,100 --> 00:43:45,050
I'm not a hero.

701
00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:46,100
Well, neither am I.

702
00:43:49,100 --> 00:43:52,050
But if we both keep pretending to be...

703
00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:53,100
Ha-ha!

704
00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:58,050
...perhaps others will be
heroes in our name.

705
00:43:58,100 --> 00:44:01,050
Perhaps we will both be stories.

706
00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:04,100
And may those stories never end.

707
00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:12,050
Goodbye, Doctor,
Time Lord of Gallifrey.

708
00:44:12,100 --> 00:44:17,050
Goodbye, Robin Hood, Earl of Loxley.

709
00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:19,100
And remember, Doctor...

710
00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:23,100
I'm just as real as you are.

711
00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:37,100
Admit it. You like him.

712
00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:42,100
Well, I'm leaving him
a present, aren't I?

713
00:44:47,100 --> 00:44:50,100
METALLIC THRUMMING

714
00:44:56,100 --> 00:44:57,100
Robin?

715
00:44:59,100 --> 00:45:01,100
I've found you at last. Marian?

716
00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:09,100
CHEERING

717
00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:13,100
Thank you! Thank you, Doctor!

718
00:45:16,100 --> 00:45:17,100
Ha-ha-ha!

719
00:45:20,100 --> 00:45:24,100
What's that in the mirror
or the corner of your eye?

720
00:45:26,100 --> 00:45:28,100
What's that footstep following...

721
00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:32,100
...but never passing by?

722
00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:35,050
Perhaps they're all just waiting.

723
00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:37,050
Perhaps when we're all dead,

724
00:45:37,100 --> 00:45:41,100
out they'll come a-slithering
from underneath the bed.

725
00:45:46,100 --> 00:45:47,100
KNOCKING