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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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Ancient Greece...
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What that? What that that?
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- What thi-this?
- This is a present.
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- Is it for me?
- What's your game, Matthews?
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Game? I mean no game.
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I just want to know who
here wants this present.
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Oh, Maya, what?
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You assume by playing hard to get,
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- I'm gonna give it to you?
- Well, yes.
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That's one of the many arrows in my quiver.
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Medieval talk... what are
you doing to me, woman?
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- Riley.
- Yay!
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"The trojan horse"?
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- Surprise.
- This isn't a present.
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This is one of your life lessons
wrapped up in a class lesson
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wrapped up in a box of nothing.
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- How you doing, honey?
- I'ma worked up.
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I know.
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You assumed because it
was all neat and pretty
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that something good was inside.
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Ancient Troy was protected by walls.
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The greeks couldn't get in,
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so they built a big wooden
horse and left it behind.
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What do you think the trojans did?
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They left it there because they were afraid
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that somebody was trying
to teach them something.
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They captured it as a
trophy and brought it inside.
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That night, the Greek soldiers
crawled out of the horse
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and defeated Troy.
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What have we learned here?
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- Mr. Friar?
- Don't make assumptions
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based on what you see?
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Riley, listen, I'm sorry
I made an example of you.
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- So here's a gift for you.
- Ooh... no!
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I want to... no! Pretty ribbon... no!
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- I'll take my chances with that, sir.
- No, Lucas.
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You have to assume it was no good
because the first one was no good.
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- Aren't you all proud of me, dad?
- No!
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- "Get out of detention free."
- Ooh, I could use one of those.
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Gimme that and I won't call
you "ranger Rick" all week.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks, ranger Roy.
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Lemme guess.
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Ranger Roy is filling in for ranger Rick?
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All week. And now... you.
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Oh, is something gonna happen to me?
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Yes, it is.
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- Read the card.
- Huh?
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Card.
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"Say 'get out of detention
free' then give worthless card
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to Maya then watch her dance on my desk."
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Never assume.
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Look more deeply.
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Just because something
is wrapped up all pretty,
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doesn't always mean it is.
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You were in on this!
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I'm ranger Roy and I'll be here all week.
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Oh-ho-ho.
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...in conclusion, school
uniforms reduce individuality
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which will be unnecessary in the real world
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when you're all working for me.
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Thank you. I am Farkle!
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- I don't understand debate.
- I say you do.
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Okay.
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I like debate... exploring
two sides of the same thing...
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good and bad, light and dark,
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right in front of you at the same time.
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Where else are you gonna get that?
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Oh, right here. Look at you.
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And now from Einstein academy,
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"undefeated this season,
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72 pounds of raw intellectual power!
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She is who your mama
wishes she gave birth to!"
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The one, the only...
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Smackle!
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You goin' down, chump.
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Wearing a uniform makes
you surrender to conformity
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and sacrifices uniqueness, which
is our most valuable freedom.
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Don't let anybody tell you what to wear.
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Don't let anybody tell you what to be.
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Smackle, the one and only, out.
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Well, before I announce the winner,
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let me remind you all that
our final debate of the season
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will be held right here next week,
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where our thought-provoking topic will be
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"is beauty only skin deep?"
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Great, thank you.
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So the winner
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of today's debate is...
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Isadora Smackle,
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Einstein academy.
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It looks like our debate
team could use some help.
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Yeah, Smackle's definitely got game.
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She beats Farkle every time.
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You think he's gotten used to it by now?
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It hurts.
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Nope. Good thing we're there for him.
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Being there for him is the most
important thing we can be...
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- melon balls.
- Ooh.
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Valiant effort as usual, my arch-Nemesis.
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Perhaps a smoothie would take the
sting out of my latest victory.
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Yeah. Perhaps you're right.
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I'll go see.
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Smackle, you fool. You
forgot how literal he is.
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Farkle, I meant
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would you like to get a smoothie with me?
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Isadora, what part of
"arch-Nemesis" do you not understand?
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Farkle, you might find
this hard to believe,
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but I am a significant amount of fun.
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Would you like to see my fun face?
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That would be of interest to me.
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- Proceed.
- I'm doing it!
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Well, Farkle, good job
being smart and everything.
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Thanks for coming, Riley. Sorry
you had to see me lose again.
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Wonderful debate, Farkle.
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A memory that will live with me
right up until the next thing happens.
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Well, Smackle, good job
being smart and everything.
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I am sad.
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What?
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Farkle and I are perfect for each other.
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- Why does he prefer you?
- I don't know.
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If I knew, I'd stop.
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Well, there's nothing left to do now
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but get a smoothie all alone and
continue this good cry I'm having.
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- You're crying?
- Yes.
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A-wah
a-wah.
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I don't think that's actually...
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A-wah a-wah...
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Look, I am going to ask you something
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really fast and then
I'm going to regret it.
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You wanna come to my house?
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Ooh.
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Yes, I would like to come to your house.
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There is much I can learn from you.
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Oh, no! I already have a weird friend.
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She means me.
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- Auggie?
- Why-y-y?!
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Does this have something
to do with... ucch... Ava?
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Ava!
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Even when I think of her backwards
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she's still Ava!
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Okay, tell me what happened right now.
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She's through with me.
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Oh! Yay!
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Even when I think of it
backwards it's still yay!
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Okay, tell me what... ucch... Ava did.
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She said we might not
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be together for the rest
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of our lives!
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Okay, deep breath, honey.
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She thinks there could be...
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Others.
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Honey, of course. That's only natural.
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No, it's not.
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You're supposed to meet
somebody and fall in love
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and be together forever.
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Oh, honey, who put that
crazy idea in your head?
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You and daddy.
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Huh. I wonder how many people the
idea of Cory and Topanga has ruined.
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Me!
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Why do I have to be a part of your campaign
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to befriend every little woodland creature?
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Which woodland creature am I in your mind?
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You're like a little gopher...
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Chipmunk combo deal.
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Maya, Smackle needs our help.
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Yes. I need you to teach
me the equation for beauty.
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- Why?
- Smackle loves Farkle.
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Why?
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But he prefers you both to me
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because you're both aesthetically pleasing.
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I, on the other hand, am
less aesthetically pleasing,
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but am superior in every other area.
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Okay, so you want us to make you beautiful?
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Yes, but I don't expect
you to be able to change
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a trillion years of
evolution in five seconds.
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Let me know when it's four seconds.
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Go.
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I'm... pretty?
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You're the hottest little
gopher-chipmunk in the whole forest.
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Who's the genius now?
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Stop it.
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My outward appearance
now seems to represent
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the current trends agreeable
to the general populace.
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Then why are you still talking like
you don't know what you look like?
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Ah, my speech. That's an easy fix.
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- I don't think so.
- Awesome,
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like, giggle, question, omigosh.
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Do you wanna lay that
out again for us normals?
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Observations reveal that if
I merely insert "awesome,"
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"like," "omigosh," and giggle at
everything like it's a question,
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I will assimilate into the
general teenage population.
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It's not that easy, Smackle.
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- E=mc2.
- What did you do that for?
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Like "e" totally equals m.C.Squared!
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Omigosh, awesome!
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- E=mc2.
- I understand the universe.
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Is this debate team?
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No, it's the after-school
male models' club.
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- Ha!
- Ha!
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I want to join.
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Ha!
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Shouldn't you be out hitting
a home run or something?
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We don't debate sports or cars.
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Gentlemen, you're making assumptions,
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and my current assignment is
to consider how assumptions
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lead to our ultimate downfall.
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So let's not judge a book by its cover.
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Looks like a book about baseball.
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Lucas is my friend. Welcome to the team.
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- Ladies.
- Farkle.
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Maya, why are you wearing glasses?
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They're Smackle's. I'm
just holding them for her...
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On my face.
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We want to see if people
will treat Maya differently
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now that she looks smart.
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Hello, suddenly-approachable-woman.
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What's your prescription?
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Mine's 20/800. I can
basically only hear you.
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I don't have a prescription.
Although I must say,
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you guys are looking a lot less blurry.
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That's the nicest thing
any girl's ever said to us.
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I liked you better blurry.
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That's the second nicest
thing a girl's ever said to us.
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I think you look nice
any way you are, Maya.
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Thanks. You wanna go out with us?
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Out like "out on a date"?
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Aw, no. Out like out
there with me and Riley
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because there's someone else
we want to introduce you to.
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Yep. We think you'll really like her.
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I have a very specific
taste in girls. Is she one?
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- Uh-huh.
- That'll do it!
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Presenting your date from the
modeling runways of Paris, France...
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the new face of geek chic...
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Isadora Smackle.
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Wow.
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You made her over?
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You know, just us girls playing
with our hair and clothes.
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Are you finally intrigued by me, Farkle?
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I'm intrigued that my friends don't realize
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that you are an evil genius.
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But a pretty evil genius, don't you think?
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This is debate preparation, isn't it?
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What?
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The next debate is "is
beauty only skin deep?"
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Smackle doesn't want to be like you guys.
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Smackle only wants to win.
You ladies have been played.
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- Is this true, Smackle?
- Affirmative.
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Riley, do I please have your
permission to mess her up now?
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Negative.
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Smackle, did you assume this
outward change in your appearance
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- would not affect your inner self?
- Of course it won't.
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I am Smackle.
254
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But look, four red nails and one blue one.
255
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I don't know why.
256
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That said, how could any outward change
257
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possibly affect the inner Smackle?
258
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Hi, guys.
259
00:14:13,789 --> 00:14:15,756
Wow, Smackle, you look great.
260
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Did that just come from me?
261
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Smile at her.
262
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Omigosh.
263
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Omigosh, I just said "omigosh."
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Like, awesome. Question?
265
00:14:29,439 --> 00:14:31,205
Are you okay, Smackle?
266
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I don't understand what's happening to me.
267
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Why don't you sit next to her, Lucas?
268
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No one that's ever looked like
you has ever sat this close.
269
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Are you sitting here because
you want to be my mate?
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I'm sitting here because
the seat was empty.
271
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- You smell like pine trees.
- Thank you.
272
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- Our feet are touching.
- You're doing that.
273
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Hmm. Smackle, would you mind telling me,
274
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what is the square root of 36?
275
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- Who cares?
- Excellent.
276
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Lucas is on our debate team.
Will that be a distraction to you?
277
00:15:07,844 --> 00:15:10,278
Should be, yeah.
278
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Good. Let's go.
279
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We've got a debate to prepare for.
280
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What have you done to me?
281
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I'm broken. I'm pretty.
282
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I'm confused.
283
00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:26,093
We can put you back.
284
00:15:26,095 --> 00:15:28,095
Oh, I'm not goin' back!
285
00:15:28,097 --> 00:15:30,298
I'm not that confused.
286
00:15:35,604 --> 00:15:37,672
- Hi, Auggie.
- Hi, Farkle.
287
00:15:37,674 --> 00:15:39,840
Riley's not home.
288
00:15:39,842 --> 00:15:42,710
So what are you doing
sitting in the bay window?
289
00:15:42,712 --> 00:15:46,514
I just wanted to see if sitting in
the window would fix my woman trouble.
290
00:15:47,716 --> 00:15:49,884
Riley always sits in the window.
291
00:15:49,886 --> 00:15:52,353
But I think it only works for her.
292
00:15:52,355 --> 00:15:53,131
What happened?
293
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Ava said we might not
be together forever.
294
00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:57,792
And you expected that you would be?
295
00:15:57,794 --> 00:16:00,361
Yes, because I'm only this many
296
00:16:00,363 --> 00:16:02,129
and I still have high hopes.
297
00:16:04,132 --> 00:16:06,634
If you like her, she
must be really something.
298
00:16:06,636 --> 00:16:09,136
Oh yeah, she's really something.
299
00:16:09,138 --> 00:16:11,505
You know, Farkle, we have a front door.
300
00:16:11,507 --> 00:16:13,874
I know, but I'm here on business.
301
00:16:15,677 --> 00:16:17,478
Okay, who's first?
302
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I am.
303
00:16:19,315 --> 00:16:20,614
Farkle, do you have an appointment?
304
00:16:20,616 --> 00:16:22,850
No, I'm a walk-in.
305
00:16:22,852 --> 00:16:25,820
I'm sorry, Farkle. Feel free to read
306
00:16:25,822 --> 00:16:27,455
one of our waiting room magazines.
307
00:16:27,457 --> 00:16:28,522
We're jammed.
308
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Go.
309
00:16:36,432 --> 00:16:38,799
I want to be with Ava until I die.
310
00:16:38,801 --> 00:16:42,169
- She doesn't feel the same way?
- She's vague, man.
311
00:16:43,572 --> 00:16:46,207
She's messin' with my mind.
312
00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:48,943
But it doesn't matter what she says,
313
00:16:48,945 --> 00:16:50,711
it matters is what she does.
314
00:16:50,713 --> 00:16:53,714
- Did she actually break up with you?
- No.
315
00:16:53,716 --> 00:16:55,716
What?! Wait a minute.
316
00:16:55,718 --> 00:16:59,653
Auggie, I assumed you guys broke up.
317
00:16:59,655 --> 00:17:02,857
Oh, mom. You should never
assume. Didn't dad teach you that?
318
00:17:02,859 --> 00:17:05,326
Yeah, don't you get the home
versions of these lessons?
319
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,862
- You're married to the guy.
- Of course I do.
320
00:17:07,864 --> 00:17:10,364
There's just so many of them.
321
00:17:10,366 --> 00:17:13,601
Oh no, I married feeny.
322
00:17:16,271 --> 00:17:18,973
So how is Ava messin' with you?
323
00:17:18,975 --> 00:17:21,709
She says we might not be together forever.
324
00:17:21,711 --> 00:17:23,844
But she also says we might.
325
00:17:23,846 --> 00:17:26,213
So you still have a girlfriend.
326
00:17:26,215 --> 00:17:28,949
And I let you eat cake and whipped cream.
327
00:17:30,819 --> 00:17:33,654
Hmm, so I had a pretty good day!
328
00:17:37,592 --> 00:17:38,793
Next!
329
00:17:40,796 --> 00:17:43,230
- Yes?
- I'm tortured.
330
00:17:43,232 --> 00:17:43,839
What about?
331
00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:46,267
Smackle's not gonna be
at her best at the debate.
332
00:17:46,269 --> 00:17:48,803
- Why not?
- Because you made her better.
333
00:17:48,805 --> 00:17:53,240
- Except you didn't.
- You want us to change her back?
334
00:17:53,242 --> 00:17:56,744
If we do, Farkle, you'll lose the debate.
335
00:17:56,746 --> 00:17:58,979
I only want to beat her
when she's really her.
336
00:17:58,981 --> 00:18:01,582
She's the best arch-Nemesis
I could ever have.
337
00:18:01,584 --> 00:18:03,884
Otherwise, if you beat her,
338
00:18:03,886 --> 00:18:05,519
it doesn't count.
339
00:18:05,521 --> 00:18:07,488
You're pretty smart, Maya.
340
00:18:07,490 --> 00:18:10,257
Even without glasses?
341
00:18:16,631 --> 00:18:18,799
- You promised you'd change her back.
- We tried.
342
00:18:18,801 --> 00:18:20,901
She wouldn't go for it.
343
00:18:23,505 --> 00:18:25,272
I didn't want to win this way, Smackle.
344
00:18:25,274 --> 00:18:27,575
I hope you enjoy being beautiful.
345
00:18:27,577 --> 00:18:29,844
Oh, I do.
346
00:18:30,879 --> 00:18:33,714
How the once-mighty have fallen.
347
00:18:35,584 --> 00:18:38,986
The nation of Troy was charmed
by a beautiful wooden horse.
348
00:18:38,988 --> 00:18:41,655
They neglected to consider what was inside.
349
00:18:41,657 --> 00:18:45,726
And they lost everything
because of outer beauty.
350
00:18:45,728 --> 00:18:48,729
Don't be fooled by a pretty wrapper.
351
00:18:48,731 --> 00:18:52,366
I mean, who keeps the wrapping paper?
352
00:18:53,301 --> 00:18:54,935
I wear ribbons.
353
00:18:54,937 --> 00:18:56,871
Okay.
354
00:18:56,873 --> 00:18:59,673
And our concluding statement
will be made by Lucas Friar.
355
00:19:03,778 --> 00:19:05,846
There can be absolutely no debate
356
00:19:05,848 --> 00:19:07,915
that the quest for outer
beauty at the expense
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00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:10,818
of one's inner self is a
road to personal destruction.
358
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:13,387
People make assumptions.
359
00:19:13,389 --> 00:19:15,923
I've been labeled a jock and a cowboy,
360
00:19:15,925 --> 00:19:17,892
and this is from my friends.
361
00:19:17,894 --> 00:19:19,560
But here's a little secret.
362
00:19:19,562 --> 00:19:22,997
I like school and I do pretty well.
363
00:19:22,999 --> 00:19:25,933
You might look at me and
assume baseball player.
364
00:19:25,935 --> 00:19:29,370
I look at me and I know
I'd better get good grades,
365
00:19:29,372 --> 00:19:32,006
because what's on the inside
has to be more important
366
00:19:32,008 --> 00:19:34,975
than what's on the outside
to get into a good college
367
00:19:34,977 --> 00:19:37,978
and into a good life.
368
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:41,382
Because beauty is not skin deep.
369
00:19:41,384 --> 00:19:43,651
Thank you.
370
00:19:45,987 --> 00:19:49,657
Omigosh, I'm like so totally
unprepared and scared.
371
00:19:49,659 --> 00:19:51,592
We finally got her.
372
00:19:51,594 --> 00:19:54,595
Maybe that's what you
would assume I would say,
373
00:19:54,597 --> 00:19:56,897
considering the effort
I put into my appearance.
374
00:19:56,899 --> 00:19:58,499
Uh-oh.
375
00:20:00,001 --> 00:20:01,669
I'm here to argue today
376
00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:03,904
that beauty actually is skin deep.
377
00:20:03,906 --> 00:20:06,073
So I've done some research
378
00:20:06,075 --> 00:20:08,375
and I've learned...
379
00:20:08,377 --> 00:20:10,411
That it is.
380
00:20:10,413 --> 00:20:13,881
When you get compliments from people
who don't ordinarily compliment you,
381
00:20:13,883 --> 00:20:16,517
when people look at you differently,
382
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,085
packaging does matter.
383
00:20:20,155 --> 00:20:22,056
I wasn't pretty,
384
00:20:22,058 --> 00:20:23,924
then I was.
385
00:20:23,926 --> 00:20:26,760
This is a world where "pretty"
386
00:20:26,762 --> 00:20:29,463
seems better somehow.
387
00:20:29,465 --> 00:20:31,932
Which is too bad,
388
00:20:31,934 --> 00:20:33,400
but it's not debatable.
389
00:20:34,569 --> 00:20:37,538
However, I also learned
390
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:41,008
that if you get swept up by
what you are on the outside
391
00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:44,144
you can lose who you are on the inside.
392
00:20:44,146 --> 00:20:48,415
Even though it is easy to be fooled
by the beauty of a trojan horse,
393
00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:52,419
its real power comes
from the army within...
394
00:20:52,421 --> 00:20:55,022
intelligence, compassion,
395
00:20:55,024 --> 00:20:57,958
integrity, courage.
396
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:01,862
That army is the real you,
397
00:21:01,864 --> 00:21:04,098
no matter what you look like.
398
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:08,902
So even though beauty may be skin deep,
399
00:21:08,904 --> 00:21:11,905
beauty is nowhere near as important
400
00:21:11,907 --> 00:21:14,508
as the army inside.
401
00:21:14,510 --> 00:21:16,644
And I'll try not to forget that.
402
00:21:22,217 --> 00:21:25,085
Well, look at all of you.
403
00:21:25,087 --> 00:21:28,922
You're all very deeply beautiful.
404
00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:32,493
Especially you, Farkle.
405
00:21:34,095 --> 00:21:36,063
Thank you.
406
00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:42,870
- She beat us.
- Yeah.
407
00:21:42,872 --> 00:21:44,471
Thank you for taking me in.
408
00:21:44,473 --> 00:21:46,140
I hope we can be friends.
409
00:21:46,142 --> 00:21:48,175
Cool.
410
00:21:48,177 --> 00:21:50,778
We've got a lot to learn from each other.
411
00:22:08,697 --> 00:22:11,131
I continue to not understand anything.
412
00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:13,267
That's what's so beautiful about you.
413
00:22:18,873 --> 00:22:20,741
Valiant effort, Lucas,
414
00:22:20,743 --> 00:22:23,944
perhaps a smoothie would take the
sting out of my latest victory.
415
00:22:25,046 --> 00:22:27,614
Whoa whoa, back off, sister.
416
00:22:28,670 --> 00:22:29,950
I actually think that Smackle is
417
00:22:29,952 --> 00:22:32,186
just enjoying some
newfound confidence, Riley.
418
00:22:32,188 --> 00:22:33,954
You know me too well, arch-Nemesis.
419
00:22:35,023 --> 00:22:38,726
She was using you to make Farkle jealous!
420
00:22:38,728 --> 00:22:41,595
Well, that's a new one.
421
00:22:44,299 --> 00:22:46,066
Tell me the truth, Farkle.
422
00:22:46,068 --> 00:22:48,302
If Riley and Maya weren't beautiful,
423
00:22:48,304 --> 00:22:50,137
would you still love them?
424
00:22:50,139 --> 00:22:52,873
They're beautiful?
425
00:22:52,875 --> 00:22:54,842
Oh yeah,
426
00:22:54,844 --> 00:22:56,210
I never really noticed.