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♪ Good morning, USA! ♪
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Ow! Watch it!
Roger!
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You know the rules:
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If you want to leave the house,
you have to wear a disguise.
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I know, but you left so quickly
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and my cape was still
in the dryer-- I panicked.
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Roger, there's a whole floor
in that CIA building back there
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dedicated to looking for you!
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Well, then,
they should check J-Date.
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I'm listed as Mike Saperstein.
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And let me tell ya,
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Saps pulls in a ton of J-V.
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Stay down!
Someone might see you!
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What are you doing down there?!
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Pretending I'm
a boa constrictor.
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What's going on with you?
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Why you being so clingy?
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Oh, I don't know,
maybe it's something in the air.
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Your calf is so soft.
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This isn't how
I imagined middle age.
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Baths are so great,
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cause the toilet's right there,
you know?
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No stress.
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Speaking of...
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So, where are we going?
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I'm going to school.
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Ooh! Sounds fun!
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Hey, I bet I can guess
what's in your lunch
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just by sitting on it.
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A carrot?
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♪ Travel down the road ♪
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♪ And back again ♪
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They're such good friends.
♪ Your heart is true ♪
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Such a close bond.
♪ You're a pal and a confidant ♪
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Just like you and me,
right, Klaus?
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You're smooshing me, bro!
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You're smooshing me!
♪ And if you threw a party... ♪
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All right, family meeting.
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I'm worried about Roger.
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Thank you for saying something.
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It's like he can't be
by himself anymore.
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I know! He even followed me
to school one day.
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It was against the rules!
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I mean, sure, it made
the children laugh and play.
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Yeah, I've been having
an issue with him, too.
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Hugs, not drugs.
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That's what I say.
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I'm also on drugs.
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Well, get off!
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I need to go to the mall.
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Oh! I want to
go to the mall!
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Oh, please, let me go with you!
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Please, please...!
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Fine.
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Great! Let's play that game
where we see what stores
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let us use their
employee bathroom.
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The one spot in the store
all their own
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and we take it.
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Roger, I'm glad you're not
straddling me anymore,
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but you're ruining
your Build-A-Bear.
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Hey! If he doesn't like it,
he can say something.
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That's why I gave him
three mouths.
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Well, that's
not why...
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Do you smell that?
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It's probably all that
young tail in Forever 21.
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No...
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This way.
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We have to go this way.
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Roger, what's going on?!
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I'm not sure.
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I just...
sense something.
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This way.
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I got to see where
that guy's going.
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This is just a park!
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Thanks for wasting my day,
buttholes!
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Hey, where's
that squirrel going?
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We're in the middle of nowhere!
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What are you looking for?
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I don't know!
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But it's through
that drainage pipe.
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I'm not going in there.
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But it's my destiny.
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Would you deny me
my destiny, Francine?!
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Or, I suppose we could just
walk over this tiny hill.
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Welp...
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I found that missing runner.
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An alien ship!
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Of course!
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This is why
I've been all worked up!
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Hello!
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I-Is anyone in there?
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Help! I crashed and
I don't have a boyfriend!
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Do you know her?
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Oh, right, cause all aliens
know each other.
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Yeah, racist.
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Oh...
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Stan...
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We have something to show you.
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This is...
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and...
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This is my husband, Stan.
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Oh, my God.
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You have such a beautiful home.
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What the hell is that?!
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Stan, be nice.
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It's an alien.
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She's why I've been acting
so weird and needy lately.
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She crashed near here
a few days back
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and I've been vibing
on her lady pheromones.
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I smelled him, too.
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I think that's why
I crashed here.
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Oh, my God.
I'm so into you.
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Aw, look, Stan...
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new love.
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Well, good.
Then you'll die happy.
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No, Stan!
What are you doing?!
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It's hard enough having
one alien around, Francine.
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I'm sorry, but she's got to go.
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- Stan, you just got to let...
- stay.
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Please, have I ever
asked you for anything?
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All you do is ask me for things.
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Just the other day,
you told me if I didn't
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bring home tomato juice,
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you'd kill yourself.
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I was down to 24 cans!
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Look...
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and Roger have
a unique bond, Stan.
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Like you and me.
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Can't you see that?
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Yeah, that's really stupid,
Francine, but...
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maybe I am overreacting a bit.
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I mean, if the CIA had any intel
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about an alien on the loose,
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I-I'd know about it.
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Anything yet?
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It's definitely an
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extraterrestrial
spacecraft, sir.
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Or, maybe it's a refrigerator
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that fell off an airplane.
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You think everything's
a refrigerator
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that fell off an airplane.
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It happens!
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No, it's a spacecraft
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and it was piloted by...
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something...
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and we will not rest
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until we find that something.
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But what if we get tired?
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Tired?
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Did you know that
P. Diddy only sleeps
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four hours a night?
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Like I've always said,
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let's run the CIA Diddy style:
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He's up all night
designing sweatpants,
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picking colors, textures,
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various velours.
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Piping here,
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double pockets there,
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his mind is a volcano.
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I swear to you, sir,
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we will capture
this P. Diddy
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and bring him to your feet!
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I can't wait!
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So...
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tell us a little about yourself.
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I like long walks
in the blistering suns.
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And playing in the
sulfuric rain.
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But my favorite
thing to do is...
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Um... if you'll excuse me,
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I'm gonna take...
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upstairs and
all over her.
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You know what?
Let's go out to eat.
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I feel like I can still hear it.
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We are still hearing it, Stan.
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Oh...
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geez, so...
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you were in here last night?
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I tried to look away,
but I couldn't.
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It was so horrible.
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Like looking at the ass of God.
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Anyway, I hope you
enjoyed the show,
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because it won't
be happening again.
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I am over her.
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You're over her?!
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But you seemed perfect
for one another.
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Eh, not really.
When we're doing it,
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she makes this little
clicking noise--
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click, click, click--
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barely hear myself groaning.
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I can't be with
someone like that.
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Oh, I see what's happening, bro.
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It's the old
hit it and quit it, bro.
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She is gonna be devastated, bro.
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Oh, please.
She knew the dealio
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when she hooked up
with the R-Dog.
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Wa-Wa-Wait.
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She also slept with
Ricky from Walgreens?
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No, I'm the R-Dog.
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I don't know.
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He has a tattoo
that says, "R-Dog"--
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I'm the R-Dog!
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All right! All right!
You're the R-Dog!
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When Ricky's not around.
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Anyway, I'm not worried about...
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She knows things between us
are totally "caj."
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Roger's the one.
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I finally found the creature
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I'm gonna spend
the rest of my life with.
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So romantic!
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Mmm.
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These pancakes are terrific.
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Well, breakfast is
the most important meal
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of the "fatubeadoop."
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I see you started breakfast
without me.
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Didn't know this was
motel lobby rules.
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Good morning, sexy.
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Somebody was a little
hair-puller last night,
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wasn't he?
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I wasn't so much hair pulling,
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as I was just trying to find...
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something...
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Like, what are the hairs
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growing out of?
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Like a base.
You know, I don't know,
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I just knew I'd know
what it was when I found it.
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Oh, Roger, we just love...
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Uh, yeah, she's terrific.
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Plus, she hasn't seen The Wire
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and I love to turn people on to
The Wire.
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Speaking of turn-ons...
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Okay, before
this concrete hardens...
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Um, can we have a talk?
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So... the thing is...
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uh, I've kind of
lived in this attic
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for a long time...
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by myself--
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Stop.
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I totally get it.
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You don't want me
to move in here
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and make your bachelor pad
all girly.
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Wait, what?!
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But don't worry, the idea is
to make it reflect us.
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I mean, as a couple.
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I was thinking, pink plaid.
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Oh, that's actually perfect,
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but about the
"couple" thing--
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I know!
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I don't want to
spend another minute
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on this big blue marble
without you.
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I feel exactly the same way,
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but the opposite.
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We're breaking up.
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What?! Why?
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'Cause... I'm...
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seeing someone else.
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I don't believe you.
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Uh... wait here.
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♪ El perro, el perro ♪
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No, you're the piñata!
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I'm gonna poke you with a stick!
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You wanted proof:
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I got 280 pounds of proof
right here.
268
00:10:22,068 --> 00:10:23,468
And that's not a dig on her.
269
00:10:23,503 --> 00:10:24,836
In her culture, being heavy
270
00:10:24,871 --> 00:10:26,705
is a sign of being rich
or whatever.
271
00:10:26,739 --> 00:10:28,640
Don't tell me, you'd pick her...
272
00:10:28,675 --> 00:10:30,442
over this.
273
00:10:30,476 --> 00:10:32,077
This is too weird,
I'm out of here.
274
00:10:32,111 --> 00:10:33,111
Catalina, wait!
275
00:10:33,146 --> 00:10:34,246
She's leaving, I swear!
276
00:10:35,281 --> 00:10:36,415
Great. You happy?
277
00:10:36,449 --> 00:10:38,483
She's gone.
My girlfriend is gone.
278
00:10:38,518 --> 00:10:39,918
Roger, we're
supposed to be together.
279
00:10:39,953 --> 00:10:40,919
I just know it.
280
00:10:40,954 --> 00:10:42,321
And if you just
give us a chance,
281
00:10:42,355 --> 00:10:43,288
you'll know it, too.
282
00:10:44,324 --> 00:10:45,691
Yeah.
283
00:10:45,725 --> 00:10:46,525
You know what?
284
00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:47,926
Let's give it another shot.
285
00:10:47,961 --> 00:10:51,430
How about I take you to a
romantic B&B for the weekend?
286
00:10:51,464 --> 00:10:53,899
Oh, Roger, you really mean it?
287
00:10:53,933 --> 00:10:56,635
♪ And I'm... ♪
288
00:10:56,669 --> 00:11:02,374
♪ Ready to take a chance again ♪
289
00:11:02,408 --> 00:11:04,910
♪ Ready to put my love ♪
290
00:11:04,944 --> 00:11:06,578
♪ On the line ♪
291
00:11:06,613 --> 00:11:09,815
♪ With you ♪
292
00:11:09,849 --> 00:11:14,219
♪ Been living with
nothing to show for it ♪
293
00:11:14,254 --> 00:11:18,757
♪ You get what you give
when you go for it ♪
294
00:11:18,791 --> 00:11:23,395
♪ And I'm ready to take
a chance again with you... ♪
295
00:11:41,381 --> 00:11:43,181
I'm sorry, son.
296
00:11:52,191 --> 00:11:54,660
Cop killer!
297
00:12:32,165 --> 00:12:33,599
I don't understand.
298
00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:35,567
I thought you guys...
299
00:12:35,602 --> 00:12:36,969
were good.
300
00:12:42,242 --> 00:12:43,308
What is it, Charles?
301
00:12:43,343 --> 00:12:44,776
Sir, I'm sorry for calling.
302
00:12:44,811 --> 00:12:46,211
It's fine, what is it?
303
00:12:46,246 --> 00:12:48,614
The council meeting
has been pushed to Thursday.
304
00:12:48,648 --> 00:12:50,916
And the governor called
to send his condolences
305
00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:52,784
and to say how happy he was
306
00:12:52,819 --> 00:12:54,253
with how you handled
the Marietta case.
307
00:12:54,287 --> 00:12:56,188
Charles, why are you calling?
308
00:12:56,222 --> 00:12:57,422
Um...
309
00:12:57,457 --> 00:12:58,924
well, Wyatt Borden called.
310
00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:01,860
What?! You know I want nothing
to do with that scumbag.
311
00:13:01,895 --> 00:13:04,096
Sir! The election
is in two months
312
00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:06,765
and your campaign
needs some big money.
313
00:13:06,799 --> 00:13:08,734
I don't care!
Wyatt Borden's company
314
00:13:08,768 --> 00:13:10,702
is the worst chemical dumper
in the state!
315
00:13:10,737 --> 00:13:13,105
I'm not gonna protect him
after I become attorney general.
316
00:13:13,139 --> 00:13:16,008
I'd rather lose the election
than get in bed with that devil!
317
00:13:20,113 --> 00:13:22,247
Tommy, help! Somebody help!
Oh, God.
318
00:13:22,282 --> 00:13:23,815
I'll be right down.
319
00:13:34,928 --> 00:13:37,696
Somebody help me!
320
00:13:47,674 --> 00:13:48,841
Yes?
321
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:50,642
Wyatt.
322
00:13:50,677 --> 00:13:52,077
This is Vincent Edmunds.
323
00:13:52,111 --> 00:13:53,479
Mmm...
324
00:13:53,513 --> 00:13:55,481
what a pleasant surprise.
325
00:13:55,515 --> 00:13:58,550
We see big things for you,
young Vincent.
326
00:13:58,585 --> 00:14:00,219
Is that right?
327
00:14:00,253 --> 00:14:01,653
Indeed!
328
00:14:01,688 --> 00:14:02,788
In fact, someday,
329
00:14:02,822 --> 00:14:04,990
I'd rather not call you
Vincent at all,
330
00:14:05,024 --> 00:14:06,558
but rather...
331
00:14:06,593 --> 00:14:09,127
Mr. President.
332
00:14:17,437 --> 00:14:19,071
I know I need a disguise,
333
00:14:19,105 --> 00:14:20,339
but won't it look strange,
334
00:14:20,373 --> 00:14:22,875
you checking into a
romantic B&B with your dog?
335
00:14:22,909 --> 00:14:24,042
Well, if anyone asks,
336
00:14:24,077 --> 00:14:25,944
I'll just explain
that I'm banging my dog.
337
00:14:25,979 --> 00:14:27,713
That should stop the questions.
338
00:14:27,747 --> 00:14:28,947
Oh, Roger,
339
00:14:28,982 --> 00:14:30,616
you have a plan for everything.
340
00:14:30,650 --> 00:14:32,484
Yes, I do.
341
00:14:36,022 --> 00:14:38,257
We'll be arriving
at the bed and breakfast soon.
342
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,826
I'm just gonna pull over,
so we can stock up on snacks.
343
00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:42,227
I love that idea.
344
00:14:42,262 --> 00:14:45,164
We won't need to leave our room
the entire weekend.
345
00:14:45,198 --> 00:14:47,933
Actually, it's one of those
Euorpean-style places,
346
00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:51,170
so we'll be
pooin' down the hall.
347
00:15:05,685 --> 00:15:08,020
This is Raven Talon
Cougar Panther.
348
00:15:08,054 --> 00:15:09,188
Are we a go?
349
00:15:09,222 --> 00:15:10,222
Sure thing.
350
00:15:10,256 --> 00:15:11,924
I got that alien you folks
been looking for.
351
00:15:11,958 --> 00:15:13,125
Just like I said I would.
352
00:15:13,159 --> 00:15:14,693
I'll drop her
at the bed and breakfast
353
00:15:14,727 --> 00:15:15,694
in ten minutes.
354
00:15:16,863 --> 00:15:19,565
"For a good time, call..."
355
00:15:19,599 --> 00:15:20,566
Well, okay!
356
00:15:23,036 --> 00:15:24,269
Hi, it's Roger,
leave me a message.
357
00:15:25,438 --> 00:15:28,907
Hi. Um, I don't usually
call these things and like,
358
00:15:28,942 --> 00:15:30,809
there's no way
you could know this about me,
359
00:15:30,844 --> 00:15:32,778
but I like always
do the responsible thing.
360
00:15:32,812 --> 00:15:34,880
I'm Mr. Play-It-Safe.
361
00:15:34,914 --> 00:15:36,181
But I just told myself,
362
00:15:36,216 --> 00:15:37,883
"Out of your box, Roger!"
363
00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:39,551
You know, if not now, when?!
364
00:15:39,586 --> 00:15:40,953
It's time to start living,
365
00:15:40,987 --> 00:15:42,521
'cause-'cause this just in:
366
00:15:42,555 --> 00:15:44,189
Nobody ever said
on their deathbed,
367
00:15:44,224 --> 00:15:46,859
"I wish I hadn't called
that truck stop phone number."
368
00:15:46,893 --> 00:15:48,594
Oh, my God,
I feel like I'm rambling.
369
00:15:48,628 --> 00:15:49,862
I-I-I'm rambling,
listen to me!
370
00:15:49,896 --> 00:15:52,197
But anyways,
I'm here at the wall, right now.
371
00:15:52,232 --> 00:15:54,133
Are you within
striking distance or what?
372
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:56,602
So... I guess, yeah,
give me a call, it'll be fun.
373
00:15:56,636 --> 00:15:57,569
What did I do?!
374
00:15:57,604 --> 00:15:59,004
What did I do?!
What did I do?!
375
00:15:59,038 --> 00:15:59,772
No, it's fine,
it's fine, it's fine!
376
00:15:59,806 --> 00:16:02,107
Oh, voicemail!
377
00:16:02,142 --> 00:16:04,943
Oh...!
378
00:16:04,978 --> 00:16:07,667
Oh, I am gonna
give it to this guy.
379
00:16:11,649 --> 00:16:13,684
Walk faster, I miss you.
380
00:16:13,718 --> 00:16:17,254
Well, I'm coming
as fast as I can!
381
00:16:18,590 --> 00:16:19,723
Mm-yello?
382
00:16:19,757 --> 00:16:22,025
Roger, Bullock got a tip
about your girlfriend.
383
00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:24,061
He's assembling a strike force
to capture her.
384
00:16:24,095 --> 00:16:25,762
Whatever you do,
don't leave the house.
385
00:16:25,797 --> 00:16:28,298
Yeah. How important
is that last part?
386
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:30,267
Because not only are we
out of the house...
387
00:16:30,301 --> 00:16:31,768
...and headed to that
388
00:16:31,803 --> 00:16:33,203
bed and breakfast...
389
00:16:33,237 --> 00:16:35,005
...but it was me who
called in the tip to Bullock.
390
00:16:35,974 --> 00:16:37,608
Who's gasping out there?!
391
00:16:37,642 --> 00:16:38,508
Stop it!
392
00:16:38,543 --> 00:16:39,910
You called in the tip?!
393
00:16:39,944 --> 00:16:41,411
Yeah. I tried
to break up with her,
394
00:16:41,446 --> 00:16:42,813
but she wasn't
getting the message.
395
00:16:42,847 --> 00:16:45,549
But Roger, if the CIA gets her,
she'll be dissected!
396
00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:47,618
Only after they finish
interrogating her
397
00:16:47,652 --> 00:16:48,752
and her stories...
398
00:16:48,786 --> 00:16:50,287
never... end.
399
00:16:50,321 --> 00:16:52,189
Yeah. Yeah. And did you
think for a minute
400
00:16:52,223 --> 00:16:53,991
about what's gonna happen
when she blabs about us?!
401
00:16:54,025 --> 00:16:56,360
I did, Stan,
I thought about it for a minute
402
00:16:56,394 --> 00:16:58,295
and then a horn honked,
distracting me.
403
00:16:58,329 --> 00:16:59,930
But that doesn't
change the fact--
404
00:17:01,065 --> 00:17:02,499
To whom am I speaking?!
405
00:17:02,533 --> 00:17:04,835
And to what have I been saying?!
406
00:17:04,869 --> 00:17:06,837
Roger, whatever you do,
don't give her to them.
407
00:17:06,871 --> 00:17:08,772
Right. Right. Got it.
408
00:17:10,975 --> 00:17:12,843
Roger, where are you going?
409
00:17:12,877 --> 00:17:14,511
The bed and breakfast
is the other way.
410
00:17:14,545 --> 00:17:16,246
Yeah, there's been
a change of plans.
411
00:17:16,281 --> 00:17:17,581
What? Why?
412
00:17:17,615 --> 00:17:18,715
Are they overbooked?
413
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:20,884
No, I'm under-interested.
Listen...
414
00:17:23,488 --> 00:17:24,521
...I'm sorry...
415
00:17:24,556 --> 00:17:25,822
but this trip was a mistake.
416
00:17:25,857 --> 00:17:27,724
It's time we go
our separate ways.
417
00:17:27,759 --> 00:17:28,692
What?!
418
00:17:28,726 --> 00:17:29,993
I thought you were
giving us a chance.
419
00:17:30,028 --> 00:17:31,295
Nope!
420
00:17:31,329 --> 00:17:33,330
Now look, you invested
a little time in this, too,
421
00:17:33,364 --> 00:17:35,199
so, how about...
422
00:17:35,233 --> 00:17:37,401
20... $24?
423
00:17:37,435 --> 00:17:38,669
That-that
sound fair to you?
424
00:17:38,703 --> 00:17:40,137
That sounds fair to me.
425
00:17:40,171 --> 00:17:41,705
Unbelievable.
426
00:17:44,776 --> 00:17:46,543
I think you're a super lady!
427
00:17:46,578 --> 00:17:48,645
Blow it out your ass!
428
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:49,880
I have a feeling
429
00:17:49,914 --> 00:17:51,748
I'm gonna regret
letting that get away;
430
00:17:51,783 --> 00:17:54,351
My favorite fake dog nose.
431
00:17:56,354 --> 00:17:57,821
Weapons armed, men!
432
00:17:59,023 --> 00:18:02,226
We should arrive
at the B&B in T-minus...
433
00:18:04,262 --> 00:18:05,729
Wait a tic,
434
00:18:05,763 --> 00:18:08,198
look at that beautiful dog.
435
00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:10,601
Oh... I want a dog!
436
00:18:14,572 --> 00:18:15,739
It's the alien!
437
00:18:15,773 --> 00:18:17,274
Intercept!
438
00:18:23,648 --> 00:18:25,249
Oh, no!
439
00:18:28,953 --> 00:18:30,787
Attagirl, lose 'em in the woods,
440
00:18:30,822 --> 00:18:31,855
you'll be safe there.
441
00:18:38,596 --> 00:18:40,230
Ah, crap.
442
00:18:49,607 --> 00:18:52,209
Attention, alien creature!
443
00:18:52,243 --> 00:18:55,045
Do you speak English?
444
00:18:55,079 --> 00:18:56,213
Yes!
445
00:18:56,247 --> 00:18:58,348
Really? Wow!
446
00:18:58,383 --> 00:18:59,883
That's weird.
447
00:18:59,918 --> 00:19:02,419
Anyway, prepare to be captured!
448
00:19:02,453 --> 00:19:04,388
Yep, captured.
449
00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:07,257
In a net.
450
00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:09,193
Which we'll launch at you.
451
00:19:10,361 --> 00:19:11,829
With a net gun.
452
00:19:13,331 --> 00:19:15,599
Just takes a minute to warm up.
453
00:19:15,633 --> 00:19:19,002
How the hell am I supposed to
take down a CIA helicopter?
454
00:19:19,037 --> 00:19:21,171
Wait! If I take these twigs,
455
00:19:21,206 --> 00:19:23,440
this small rock
and my bubble gum...
456
00:19:32,383 --> 00:19:34,351
Okay, this'll be simple.
457
00:19:34,385 --> 00:19:36,620
I just have to pretend
I'm Dick Cheney
458
00:19:36,654 --> 00:19:38,655
and that helicopter
is my friend's face.
459
00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:40,524
Not the most timely reference,
460
00:19:40,558 --> 00:19:42,192
but it's not my fault
more current people
461
00:19:42,227 --> 00:19:43,867
aren't shooting their friends
in the face.
462
00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:51,201
Don't take...
463
00:19:51,236 --> 00:19:52,736
another step.
464
00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:56,540
No!
465
00:19:56,574 --> 00:19:58,408
Alien stealer!
466
00:20:00,812 --> 00:20:02,513
You came back for me.
467
00:20:02,547 --> 00:20:04,047
I knew you loved me.
468
00:20:04,082 --> 00:20:05,949
You know,
people are gonna ask us
469
00:20:05,984 --> 00:20:07,151
why we're back together.
470
00:20:07,185 --> 00:20:09,553
But I just feel like
that's our business, you know?
471
00:20:09,587 --> 00:20:11,955
We don't have to explain
our love to anyone.
472
00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:13,724
They're all
just jealous, anyway--
473
00:20:13,758 --> 00:20:15,359
jealous that we have
the kind of love
474
00:20:15,393 --> 00:20:17,694
that's greater than anything
in the entire galaxy.
475
00:20:40,285 --> 00:20:44,221
And that's how I became
Kim Kardashian.
476
00:20:44,255 --> 00:20:47,391
"And that's how she became
Kim Kardashian."
477
00:20:47,425 --> 00:20:49,526
The end.
478
00:20:49,561 --> 00:21:00,455
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