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♪ Good morning, USA! ♪
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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Ow! Watch it!
Roger!
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You know the rules:
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If you want to leave the house,
you have to wear a disguise.
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I know, but you left so quickly
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and my cape was still
in the dryer... I panicked.
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Roger, there's a whole floor
in that CIA building back there
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dedicated to looking for you!
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Well, then,
they should check J-Date.
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I'm listed as Mike Saperstein.
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And let me tell ya, Saps
pulls in a ton of J-V.
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Stay down!
Someone might see you!
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What are you doing down there?!
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Pretending I'm a boa constrictor.
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What's going on with you?
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Why you being so clingy?
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Oh, I don't know,
maybe it's something in the air.
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Your calf is so soft.
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This isn't how I imagined middle age.
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Baths are so great,
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cause the toilet's right there,
you know?
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No stress.
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Speaking of...
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So, where are we going?
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I'm going to school.
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Ooh! Sounds fun!
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Hey, I bet I can guess
what's in your lunch
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just by sitting on it.
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A carrot?
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♪ Travel down the road ♪
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♪ And back again ♪
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They're such good friends.
♪ Your heart is true ♪
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Such a close bond.
♪ You're a pal and a confidant ♪
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Just like you and me, right, Klaus?
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You're smooshing me, bro!
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You're smooshing me!
♪ And if you threw a party... ♪
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All right, family meeting.
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I'm worried about Roger.
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Thank you for saying something.
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It's like he can't be
by himself anymore.
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I know! He even followed me
to school one day.
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It was against the rules!
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I mean, sure, it made
the children laugh and play.
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Yeah, I've been having
an issue with him, too.
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Hugs, not drugs.
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That's what I say.
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I'm also on drugs.
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Well, get off!
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I need to go to the mall.
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Oh! I want to
go to the mall!
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Oh, please, let me go with you!
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Please, please...!
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Fine.
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Great! Let's play that game
where we see what stores
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let us use their employee bathroom.
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The one spot in the store all
their own and we take it.
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Roger, I'm glad you're not
straddling me anymore,
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but you're ruining
your Build-A-Bear.
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Hey! If he doesn't like it,
he can say something.
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That's why I gave him three mouths.
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Well, that's not why...
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Do you smell that?
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It's probably all that
young tail in Forever 21.
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No...
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This way.
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We have to go this way.
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Roger, what's going on?!
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I'm not sure.
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I just...
sense something.
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This way.
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I got to see where that guy's going.
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This is just a park!
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Thanks for wasting my day, buttholes!
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Hey, where's that squirrel going?
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We're in the middle of nowhere!
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What are you looking for?
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I don't know!
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But it's through that drainage pipe.
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I'm not going in there.
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But it's my destiny.
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Would you deny me
my destiny, Francine?!
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Or, I suppose we could just
walk over this tiny hill.
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Welp...
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I found that missing runner.
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An alien ship!
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Of course!
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This is why I've been all worked up!
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Hello!
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I-Is anyone in there?
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Help! I crashed and
I don't have a boyfriend!
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Do you know her?
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Oh, right, cause all aliens
know each other.
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Yeah, racist.
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Oh...
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Stan...
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We have something to show you.
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This is...
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and...
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This is my husband, Stan.
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Oh, my God.
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You have such a beautiful home.
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What the hell is that?!
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Stan, be nice.
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It's an alien.
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She's why I've been acting
so weird and needy lately.
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She crashed near here a few days back
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and I've been vibing
on her lady pheromones.
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I smelled him, too.
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I think that's why I crashed here.
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Oh, my God.
I'm so into you.
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Aw, look, Stan...
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new love.
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Well, good.
Then you'll die happy.
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No, Stan!
What are you doing?!
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It's hard enough having
one alien around, Francine.
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I'm sorry, but she's got to go.
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Stan, you just got to let stay.
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Please, have I ever
asked you for anything?
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All you do is ask me for things.
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Just the other day,
you told me if I didn't
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bring home tomato juice,
you'd kill yourself.
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I was down to 24 cans!
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Look...
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and Roger have a unique bond, Stan.
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Like you and me.
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Can't you see that?
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Yeah, that's really stupid,
Francine, but...
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maybe I am overreacting a bit.
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I mean, if the CIA had any intel
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about an alien on the
loose, I-I'd know about it.
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Anything yet?
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It's definitely an
extraterrestrial spacecraft, sir.
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Or, maybe it's a refrigerator
that fell off an airplane.
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You think everything's a refrigerator
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that fell off an airplane.
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It happens!
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No, it's a spacecraft and
it was piloted by...
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something...
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and we will not rest
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until we find that something.
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But what if we get tired?
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Tired?
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Did you know that P. Diddy only
sleeps four hours a night?
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Like I've always said, let's
run the CIA Diddy style:
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He's up all night designing sweatpants,
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picking colors, textures,
various velours.
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Piping here, double pockets
there, his mind is a volcano.
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I swear to you, sir, we
will capture this P. Diddy
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and bring him to your feet!
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I can't wait!
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So...
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tell us a little about yourself.
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I like long walks
in the blistering suns.
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And playing in the sulfuric rain.
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But my favorite thing to do is...
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Um... if you'll excuse me,
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I'm gonna take
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upstairs and all over her.
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You know what?
Let's go out to eat.
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I feel like I can still hear it.
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We are still hearing it, Stan.
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Oh...
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geez, so...
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you were in here last night?
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I tried to look away, but I couldn't.
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It was so horrible.
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Like looking at the ass of God.
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Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the show,
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because it won't be happening again.
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I am over her.
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You're over her?!
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But you seemed perfect for one another.
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Eh, not really.
When we're doing it,
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she makes this little clicking noise...
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click, click, click...
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barely hear myself groaning.
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I can't be with someone like that.
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Oh, I see what's happening, bro.
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It's the old hit it and quit it, bro.
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She is gonna be devastated, bro.
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Oh, please.
She knew the dealio
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when she hooked up
with the R-Dog.
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Wa-Wa-Wait.
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She also slept with
Ricky from Walgreens?
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No, I'm the R-Dog.
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I don't know.
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He has a tattoo
that says, "R-Dog"...
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I'm the R-Dog!
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All right! All right!
You're the R-Dog!
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When Ricky's not around.
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Anyway, I'm not worried about.
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She knows things between us
are totally "caj."
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Roger's the one.
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I finally found the creature
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I'm gonna spend
the rest of my life with.
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So romantic!
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Mmm.
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These pancakes are terrific.
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Well, breakfast is
the most important meal
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of the "fatubeadoop."
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I see you started breakfast without me.
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Didn't know this was motel lobby rules.
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Good morning, sexy.
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Somebody was a little hair-puller
last night, wasn't he?
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I wasn't so much hair pulling,
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as I was just trying to find...
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something...
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Like, what are the
hairs growing out of?
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Like a base.
You know, I don't know,
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I just knew I'd know
what it was when I found it.
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Oh, Roger, we just love!
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Uh, yeah, she's terrific.
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Plus, she hasn't seen The Wire
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and I love to turn people on to
The Wire.
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Speaking of turn-ons...
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Okay, before this concrete hardens...
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Um, can we have a talk?
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So... the thing is...
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uh, I've kind of lived in this attic
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for a long time...
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by myself...
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Stop.
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I totally get it.
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You don't want me to move in here
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and make your bachelor pad all girly.
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Wait, what?!
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But don't worry, the idea is
to make it reflect us.
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I mean, as a couple.
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I was thinking, pink plaid.
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Oh, that's actually perfect, but
about the "couple" thing...
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I know!
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I don't want to spend another minute
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on this big blue marble without you.
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I feel exactly the same
way, but the opposite.
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We're breaking up.
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What?! Why?
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'Cause... I'm...
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seeing someone else.
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I don't believe you.
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Uh... wait here.
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♪ El perro, el perro ♪
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No, you're the piñata!
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I'm gonna poke you with a stick!
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You wanted proof:
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I got 280 pounds of proof right here.
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And that's not a dig on her.
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In her culture, being heavy
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is a sign of being rich or whatever.
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Don't tell me, you'd pick her...
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over this.
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This is too weird, I'm out of here.
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Catalina, wait!
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She's leaving, I swear!
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Great. You happy?
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She's gone.
My girlfriend is gone.
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Roger, we're supposed to be together.
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I just know it.
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And if you just give us a
chance, you'll know it, too.
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Yeah.
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You know what?
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00:10:49,359 --> 00:10:50,726
Let's give it another shot.
267
00:10:50,761 --> 00:10:54,230
How about I take you to a
romantic B&B for the weekend?
268
00:10:54,264 --> 00:10:56,699
Oh, Roger, you really mean it?
269
00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:59,435
♪ And I'm... ♪
270
00:10:59,469 --> 00:11:05,174
♪ Ready to take a chance again ♪
271
00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,710
♪ Ready to put my love ♪
272
00:11:07,744 --> 00:11:09,378
♪ On the line ♪
273
00:11:09,413 --> 00:11:12,615
♪ With you ♪
274
00:11:12,649 --> 00:11:17,019
♪ Been living with
nothing to show for it ♪
275
00:11:17,054 --> 00:11:21,557
♪ You get what you give
when you go for it ♪
276
00:11:21,591 --> 00:11:26,195
♪ And I'm ready to take
a chance again with you... ♪
277
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,981
I'm sorry, son.
278
00:11:54,991 --> 00:11:57,460
Cop killer!
279
00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:36,399
I don't understand.
280
00:12:36,433 --> 00:12:38,367
I thought you guys...
281
00:12:38,402 --> 00:12:39,769
were good.
282
00:12:45,042 --> 00:12:46,108
What is it, Charles?
283
00:12:46,143 --> 00:12:47,576
Sir, I'm sorry for calling.
284
00:12:47,611 --> 00:12:49,011
It's fine, what is it?
285
00:12:49,046 --> 00:12:51,414
The council meeting
has been pushed to Thursday.
286
00:12:51,448 --> 00:12:53,716
And the governor called
to send his condolences
287
00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:55,584
and to say how happy he was
288
00:12:55,619 --> 00:12:57,053
with how you handled the Marietta case.
289
00:12:57,087 --> 00:12:58,988
Charles, why are you calling?
290
00:12:59,022 --> 00:13:00,222
Um...
291
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:01,724
well, Wyatt Borden called.
292
00:13:01,758 --> 00:13:04,660
What?! You know I want nothing
to do with that scumbag.
293
00:13:04,695 --> 00:13:06,896
Sir! The election
is in two months
294
00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:09,565
and your campaign needs some big money.
295
00:13:09,599 --> 00:13:11,534
I don't care!
Wyatt Borden's company
296
00:13:11,568 --> 00:13:13,502
is the worst chemical dumper
in the state!
297
00:13:13,537 --> 00:13:15,905
I'm not gonna protect him
after I become attorney general.
298
00:13:15,939 --> 00:13:18,808
I'd rather lose the election
than get in bed with that devil!
299
00:13:22,913 --> 00:13:25,047
Tommy, help! Somebody help!
Oh, God.
300
00:13:25,082 --> 00:13:26,615
I'll be right down.
301
00:13:37,728 --> 00:13:40,496
Somebody help me!
302
00:13:50,474 --> 00:13:51,641
Yes?
303
00:13:51,675 --> 00:13:53,442
Wyatt.
304
00:13:53,477 --> 00:13:54,877
This is Vincent Edmunds.
305
00:13:54,911 --> 00:13:56,279
Mmm...
306
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:58,281
what a pleasant surprise.
307
00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:01,350
We see big things for you,
young Vincent.
308
00:14:01,385 --> 00:14:03,019
Is that right?
309
00:14:03,053 --> 00:14:04,453
Indeed!
310
00:14:04,488 --> 00:14:07,790
In fact, someday, I'd rather
not call you Vincent at all,
311
00:14:07,824 --> 00:14:09,358
but rather...
312
00:14:09,393 --> 00:14:11,927
Mr. President.
313
00:14:20,237 --> 00:14:23,139
I know I need a disguise,
but won't it look strange,
314
00:14:23,173 --> 00:14:25,675
you checking into a
romantic B&B with your dog?
315
00:14:25,709 --> 00:14:26,842
Well, if anyone asks,
316
00:14:26,877 --> 00:14:28,744
I'll just explain
that I'm banging my dog.
317
00:14:28,779 --> 00:14:30,513
That should stop the questions.
318
00:14:30,547 --> 00:14:33,416
Oh, Roger, you
have a plan for everything.
319
00:14:33,450 --> 00:14:35,284
Yes, I do.
320
00:14:38,822 --> 00:14:41,057
We'll be arriving
at the bed and breakfast soon.
321
00:14:41,091 --> 00:14:43,626
I'm just gonna pull over,
so we can stock up on snacks.
322
00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:45,027
I love that idea.
323
00:14:45,062 --> 00:14:47,964
We won't need to leave our room
the entire weekend.
324
00:14:47,998 --> 00:14:50,733
Actually, it's one of those
Euorpean-style places,
325
00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:53,970
so we'll be pooin' down the hall.
326
00:15:08,485 --> 00:15:10,820
This is Raven Talon Cougar Panther.
327
00:15:10,854 --> 00:15:11,988
Are we a go?
328
00:15:12,022 --> 00:15:13,022
Sure thing.
329
00:15:13,056 --> 00:15:14,724
I got that alien you folks
been looking for.
330
00:15:14,758 --> 00:15:15,925
Just like I said I would.
331
00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:18,527
I'll drop her at the bed and
breakfast in ten minutes.
332
00:15:19,663 --> 00:15:22,365
"For a good time, call..."
333
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:23,399
Well, okay!
334
00:15:25,836 --> 00:15:27,236
Hi, it's Roger, leave me a message.
335
00:15:28,238 --> 00:15:31,707
Hi. Um, I don't usually
call these things and like,
336
00:15:31,742 --> 00:15:33,609
there's no way
you could know this about me,
337
00:15:33,644 --> 00:15:35,578
but I like always
do the responsible thing.
338
00:15:35,612 --> 00:15:37,680
I'm Mr. Play-It-Safe.
339
00:15:37,714 --> 00:15:40,683
But I just told myself,
"Out of your box, Roger!"
340
00:15:40,717 --> 00:15:42,351
You know, if not now, when?!
341
00:15:42,386 --> 00:15:45,321
It's time to start living,
'cause-'cause this just in:
342
00:15:45,355 --> 00:15:46,989
Nobody ever said on their deathbed,
343
00:15:47,024 --> 00:15:49,659
"I wish I hadn't called
that truck stop phone number."
344
00:15:49,693 --> 00:15:51,394
Oh, my God, I feel like I'm rambling.
345
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:52,662
I-I-I'm rambling,
listen to me!
346
00:15:52,696 --> 00:15:54,997
But anyways,
I'm here at the wall, right now.
347
00:15:55,032 --> 00:15:56,933
Are you within
striking distance or what?
348
00:15:56,967 --> 00:15:59,402
So... I guess, yeah,
give me a call, it'll be fun.
349
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:00,369
What did I do?!
350
00:16:00,404 --> 00:16:01,804
What did I do?!
What did I do?!
351
00:16:01,838 --> 00:16:02,572
No, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine!
352
00:16:02,606 --> 00:16:04,907
Oh, voicemail!
353
00:16:04,942 --> 00:16:07,743
Oh...!
354
00:16:07,778 --> 00:16:10,467
Oh, I am gonna give it to this guy.
355
00:16:16,249 --> 00:16:18,284
Walk faster, I miss you.
356
00:16:18,318 --> 00:16:21,854
Well, I'm coming as fast as I can!
357
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,323
Mm-yello?
358
00:16:24,357 --> 00:16:26,625
Roger, Bullock got a tip
about your girlfriend.
359
00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:28,661
He's assembling a strike force
to capture her.
360
00:16:28,695 --> 00:16:30,362
Whatever you do, don't leave the house.
361
00:16:30,397 --> 00:16:32,898
Yeah. How important
is that last part?
362
00:16:32,933 --> 00:16:34,867
Because not only are we
out of the house...
363
00:16:34,901 --> 00:16:36,368
...and headed to that
364
00:16:36,403 --> 00:16:37,803
bed and breakfast...
365
00:16:37,837 --> 00:16:39,797
...but it was me who
called in the tip to Bullock.
366
00:16:40,574 --> 00:16:42,208
Who's gasping out there?!
367
00:16:42,242 --> 00:16:43,108
Stop it!
368
00:16:43,143 --> 00:16:44,510
You called in the tip?!
369
00:16:44,544 --> 00:16:46,011
Yeah. I tried
to break up with her,
370
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,446
but she wasn't getting the message.
371
00:16:47,447 --> 00:16:50,149
But Roger, if the CIA gets her,
she'll be dissected!
372
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:53,352
Only after they finish interrogating
her and her stories...
373
00:16:53,386 --> 00:16:54,887
never... end.
374
00:16:54,921 --> 00:16:56,789
Yeah. Yeah. And did you
think for a minute
375
00:16:56,823 --> 00:16:58,591
about what's gonna happen
when she blabs about us?!
376
00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:00,960
I did, Stan,
I thought about it for a minute
377
00:17:00,994 --> 00:17:02,895
and then a horn honked, distracting me.
378
00:17:02,929 --> 00:17:04,530
But that doesn't change the fact...
379
00:17:05,665 --> 00:17:07,099
To whom am I speaking?!
380
00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:09,435
And to what have I been saying?!
381
00:17:09,469 --> 00:17:11,437
Roger, whatever you do,
don't give her to them.
382
00:17:11,471 --> 00:17:13,372
Right. Right. Got it.
383
00:17:15,575 --> 00:17:17,443
Roger, where are you going?
384
00:17:17,477 --> 00:17:19,111
The bed and breakfast is the other way.
385
00:17:19,145 --> 00:17:20,846
Yeah, there's been a change of plans.
386
00:17:20,881 --> 00:17:22,181
What? Why?
387
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,315
Are they overbooked?
388
00:17:23,350 --> 00:17:25,484
No, I'm under-interested.
Listen...
389
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,121
...I'm sorry...
390
00:17:29,156 --> 00:17:30,422
but this trip was a mistake.
391
00:17:30,457 --> 00:17:32,324
It's time we go our separate ways.
392
00:17:32,359 --> 00:17:33,292
What?!
393
00:17:33,326 --> 00:17:34,593
I thought you were giving us a chance.
394
00:17:34,628 --> 00:17:35,895
Nope!
395
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:37,930
Now look, you invested
a little time in this, too,
396
00:17:37,964 --> 00:17:39,799
so, how about...
397
00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:42,001
20... $24?
398
00:17:42,035 --> 00:17:43,269
That-that
sound fair to you?
399
00:17:43,303 --> 00:17:44,737
That sounds fair to me.
400
00:17:44,771 --> 00:17:46,305
Unbelievable.
401
00:17:49,376 --> 00:17:51,143
I think you're a super lady!
402
00:17:51,178 --> 00:17:53,245
Blow it out your ass!
403
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,348
I have a feeling I'm gonna
regret letting that get away;
404
00:17:56,383 --> 00:17:58,951
My favorite fake dog nose.
405
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,421
Weapons armed, men!
406
00:18:03,623 --> 00:18:06,826
We should arrive
at the B&B in T-minus...
407
00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:12,798
Wait a tic, look at that beautiful dog.
408
00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:15,201
Oh... I want a dog!
409
00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:20,339
It's the alien!
410
00:18:20,373 --> 00:18:21,874
Intercept!
411
00:18:28,248 --> 00:18:29,849
Oh, no!
412
00:18:33,553 --> 00:18:36,455
Attagirl, lose 'em in the
woods, you'll be safe there.
413
00:18:43,196 --> 00:18:44,830
Ah, crap.
414
00:18:54,207 --> 00:18:56,809
Attention, alien creature!
415
00:18:56,843 --> 00:18:59,645
Do you speak English?
416
00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:00,813
Yes!
417
00:19:00,847 --> 00:19:02,948
Really? Wow!
418
00:19:02,983 --> 00:19:04,483
That's weird.
419
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:07,019
Anyway, prepare to be captured!
420
00:19:07,053 --> 00:19:08,988
Yep, captured.
421
00:19:10,090 --> 00:19:11,857
In a net.
422
00:19:11,892 --> 00:19:13,793
Which we'll launch at you.
423
00:19:14,961 --> 00:19:16,429
With a net gun.
424
00:19:17,931 --> 00:19:20,199
Just takes a minute to warm up.
425
00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:23,602
How the hell am I supposed to
take down a CIA helicopter?
426
00:19:23,637 --> 00:19:25,771
Wait! If I take these twigs,
427
00:19:25,806 --> 00:19:28,040
this small rock and my bubble gum...
428
00:19:36,983 --> 00:19:38,951
Okay, this'll be simple.
429
00:19:38,985 --> 00:19:41,220
I just have to pretend I'm Dick Cheney
430
00:19:41,254 --> 00:19:43,255
and that helicopter
is my friend's face.
431
00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:45,124
Not the most timely reference,
432
00:19:45,158 --> 00:19:46,792
but it's not my fault
more current people
433
00:19:46,827 --> 00:19:48,467
aren't shooting their friends
in the face.
434
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,801
Don't take...
435
00:19:55,836 --> 00:19:57,336
another step.
436
00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:01,140
No!
437
00:20:01,174 --> 00:20:03,008
Alien stealer!
438
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,113
You came back for me.
439
00:20:07,147 --> 00:20:08,647
I knew you loved me.
440
00:20:08,682 --> 00:20:11,751
You know, people are gonna ask
us why we're back together.
441
00:20:11,785 --> 00:20:14,153
But I just feel like
that's our business, you know?
442
00:20:14,187 --> 00:20:16,555
We don't have to explain
our love to anyone.
443
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,324
They're all just jealous, anyway...
444
00:20:18,358 --> 00:20:19,959
jealous that we have the kind of love
445
00:20:19,993 --> 00:20:22,294
that's greater than anything
in the entire galaxy.
446
00:20:44,885 --> 00:20:48,821
And that's how I became Kim Kardashian.
447
00:20:48,855 --> 00:20:51,991
"And that's how she became
Kim Kardashian."
448
00:20:52,025 --> 00:20:54,126
The end.
449
00:20:54,161 --> 00:21:05,055
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