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There's no way out of this.
We're going to die here.
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Pass me the vibro-cutters.
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They're in my pocket.
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Come on then, pass them to me.
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In my other jacket. At home.
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Why have you got have two jackets -
is one of them faulty?
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Look, I don't have the vibro-cutters.
If I had the vibro-cutters,
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I wouldn't be able to pass you
the vibro-cutters.
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We're going to starve
to death out here.
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Of course we won't starve.
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The sand piranhas will get us
long before that.
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Hiya. Sorry I'm late.
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You're not, but you are brown,
you're very brown.
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You weren't that brown this morning.
Sunbed. I'll get 'em in. Usual?
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Fish people.
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What are they like?
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Fish. And people. Come and see.
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How's you?
Evening. Nice frock.
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It's a bit wet.
Freak shower.
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Is that seaweed?
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I said freak.
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How much further? TARDIS has got
to be round this corner.
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I hate soldiers.
Don't you hate soldiers? Yeah.
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Just keep running!
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Oh, yeah. Danny. Hiya.
Morning. Ready to run?
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I can't keep doing this.
I can't do it.
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Yes, I can, I can do it,
of course I can do it.
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I've got it all under control.
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So, where we off to?
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Clara, you... You look lovely today.
Have you had a wash?
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Why are you being nice?
Because it works on you.
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Listen, I'm sorry but there's going
to be no trip today.
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I'm sorry. Er, I've got to do
a thing. It might take a while.
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What thing? Just a thing.
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You're being mysterious,
and do you know what means?
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I'm a man of mystery.
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Hmm. It means that you are
a very clever man
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making the mistake,
common to very clever people,
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of assuming that
everybody else is stupid.
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Where are you going?
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Undercover. Deep cover.
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Can you do deep cover?
What do you mean? Have you seen you?
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Of course I can do deep cover!
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Where? The Magic Circle?
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I'll see you when I see you.
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When's that?
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When I see you.
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Hmm...
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Hmm... I'll be sure to have a wash.
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Excellent.
I was meaning to bring it up.
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You lot! Not here... over there.
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Morning, Mr Pink.
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Morning, Courtney.
And good morning, Miss Oswald.
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Morning, Mr Pink.
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Do they know?
Possibly - they're children.
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It's like they've got
minds of their own. Are you OK?
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Yeah, course I'm OK.
Why wouldn't I be OK?
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I dunno. Every time I see you,
it's like you're... What?
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In a rush. In a state.
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In a space helmet, one time.
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Sorry, er, I've had a... thing
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and, er, the thing's gone
so I'm all yours.
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What thing? What's gone? Nothing.
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It's like you're trying
to be mysterious.
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I'm not stupid, you know.
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The next few days
are all about you. I promise.
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Which means, Jo, you'll have to
cover for 8/4M in L3.
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Hold on, there is
just one more thing.
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Atif's off sick,
so we've got a newbie,
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I did ask him to come along.
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Ah, here he is.
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I'm the new caretaker. John Smith.
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Welcome to Coal Hill, Mr Smith.
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Thanks.
Yes, John Smith's the name.
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But, you know, here's a thing,
most people just call me the Doctor.
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So, if anybody needs me,
just, you know, give me a shout.
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I'll be in the storeroom
just getting the lie of the land.
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Yes, no-one's taking
any notice at all.
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Absolutely good news because
it means I must be coming across
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just as an absolutely boring
human being like you.
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Deep cover. Deep cover.
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Do you know him? Know who?
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The caretaker, Smith. "The Doctor."
Never seen him before in my life.
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Bit intense looking.
Did you see those eyebrows?
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Did he wink at you?
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No, I think that was just
a sort of general wink.
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He winked at everybody.
It was a general welcoming wink.
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Ah, I have, erm, left some marking.
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Assembly. Chop-chop. Off you pop.
Catch you in a bit. Excuse me.
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So, you recognised me, then.
You're wearing a different coat.
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But you saw straight through that.
Deep cover in my school? Why?
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Where's Atif,
what have you done with him?
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He's fine, hypnotised,
he thinks he's got the 'flu.
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Also a flying car and three wives.
It's going to be a rude awakening.
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Is it aliens? Oh, my God, is that
why you're here? Are there aliens?
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It's assembly, you better get going.
Go and worship something.
Are there aliens in this school?
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Listen, it's lovely talking to you,
but I've really got to get on.
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I'm a caretaker now.
Look, I've got a brush. Doctor,
is there an alien in this school?
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Yes. Me. Now, go.
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The walls need sponging
and there's a sinister puddle.
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You can't do this.
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You cannot pass yourself off
as a real person among actual people.
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I lived among otters
once for a month.
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Well, I sulked. River and I,
we had this big fight...
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Human beings are not otters!
Exactly, it'll be even easier.
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One question.
And you will answer this question.
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Are the kids safe?
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No. Nobody is safe.
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But soon the answer will be
yes, everybody is safe,
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if you let me get on. Now...
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pretend you don't know me,
stay out of my way.
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The less you know, the better.
I'll explain it all later.
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Go and sing with the otters.
I hate you.
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That's fine,
that's a perfectly normal reaction.
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Basically, you've to get
that guy on the block
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and stop that other one
shooting him. It's so sick.
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I-I got that guy.
That was, like, six months ago.
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You actually have to flick it
that way. Nah, but I'm saying...
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You Coal Hill kids?
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Yes, so what if we are?
Then get to Coal Hill.
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We've got a free period, mate.
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You want me to take your names?
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Come on.
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This is unfair, mate.
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Always come in threes.
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Oi! I know you're in there.
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Hello? I'm a police officer.
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There's no point hiding.
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Do you hear me?
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Come on, kiddo.
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Five-stop-intruder.
Five-stop-intruder.
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Turn your game off,
it's time for school.
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Come on! Stop messing about!
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Problem-solution-DESTROY.
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..though unheard by Lydia,
was caught by Elizabeth,
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and as it assured
her that Darcy was...
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You all right, Miss Oswald?
Yes, Kelvin, I'm fine, you carry on.
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Every feeling of displeasure
against the former was so sharpened...
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Can I help you, Mr Smith?
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Wrong. I'm sorry?
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On the board. Wrong. Wrong.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
You don't do this.
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You are the caretaker,
this is not what you do.
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Just taking care. Not your area!
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Jane Austen wrote
Pride and Prejudice in 1796.
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This is Mr Smith, the temporary
caretaker, and he's a bit confused.
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Not in 1797, because she didn't
have the time. She was so busy...
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Oh, I suppose she was your
bezzie mate, was she?
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And you went on holidays together
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and then you got kidnapped
by Boggons from space
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and then you all formed
a band and met Buddy Holly.
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No, I read the book.
There's a bio at the back.
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Get down.
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Boggons? Go!
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Right, that's it. Well done, Kelvin.
Get going.
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See you all in a couple of days.
Thanks very much.
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Miss, what about our homework?
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Who asks for homework? Amateur.
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Miss Oswald...
Hello, Tobias, can't really stop.
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I'm in the football team
against Durrants on Thursday.
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Sorry, but can I go early
from English Thursday afternoon?
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Tobias, you can do whatever you want.
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Clara, can I grab a quick word?
Actually, I, erm...
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Two weeks Saturday, the fete,
can I put you down for tombola
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and the raffle?
James H can't cover it now.
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His wife's going into hospital.
Hip replacement. Constant agony.
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Great.
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No, awful. That's terrible. Awful.
I hope she'll be OK.
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Erm, I'll do anything.
Anything. OK. Bye.
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Miss Oswald, Katie Sharps says
I pulled her hair in Biology.
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Courtney, you are big enough
to look after yourself.
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Next class, jog on,
I need to talk to Mr Pink.
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Ozzie loves the Squaddie.
What was that? Nothing.
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Of course, Danny Pink here
is your man, Mr Smith.
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Five years' military experience,
sergeant, here and Afghan,
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so electrics, boilers, if you need
a hand, give him a shout.
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I-I've helped Atif with
a couple of things.
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I'm sure I won't need you, Sergeant.
Fully qualified.
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You best get back to your PE class.
Oh, I teach maths.
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00:11:06,148 --> 00:11:09,111
Do you? What, in emergencies?
No. I'm a maths teacher.
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Yeah, he's a maths teacher...
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Mohammed, put that down!
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00:11:12,116 --> 00:11:15,059
How does that work?
What if the kids have questions?
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About what? Maths.
I answer them. I'm a maths teacher.
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00:11:18,064 --> 00:11:19,304
But he said you were a soldier.
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00:11:19,329 --> 00:11:22,059
Yeah. I was a soldier,
now I'm a maths teacher.
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But what about all the PE?
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I don't teach PE.
I'm not a PE teacher.
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00:11:26,136 --> 00:11:28,127
Sorry, that seems very unlikely.
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Er, excuse me. Mr Pink,
I think class 9M4 are waiting.
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Yes, you better run along, Sergeant.
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That ball isn't going to
kick itself, is it?
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I-I'm not a PE teacher,
I'm a maths teacher.
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Nope, sorry, no,
I can't retain that.
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I've tried, it's just not going in.
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So... Pink.
The name remind you of anything?
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Yeah. The colour.
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00:11:59,096 --> 00:12:00,131
Colonel Orson Pink?
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00:12:00,132 --> 00:12:03,091
The guy we met
at the end of the universe.
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00:12:03,092 --> 00:12:07,051
Oh, yeah. OK, same name, doesn't
look anything like him though.
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00:12:07,052 --> 00:12:08,075
Looks very like him.
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Does he? I don't know.
Who remembers a PE teacher?
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Never mind.
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What are you doing?
What...? What's in there?
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So... is he here then?
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00:12:18,084 --> 00:12:19,099
Is who here?
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00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:22,071
The one you keep going on
serious dates with.
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If he is, are you going to start
talking like a normal human being?
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I promise I won't. I'm being nice.
Doctor...?
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00:12:27,116 --> 00:12:30,091
Clara. Got this period free, yes?
No. Yes.
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Great. Shakespeare.
Sorry, what, Adrian?
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Oh... I see.
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You see what?
Nothing. Nothing at all.
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00:12:42,056 --> 00:12:44,099
Excuse me. We have to
talk about The Tempest,
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in light of the changes
to the sixth form Shakespeare
module, blah-de-blah...
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Yes. Sorry, of course.
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Yes, yes, no, of course,
of course, yes.
219
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Don't mind this old man.
You two kids just pop off together.
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Why are you talking like an idiot?
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I'm a caretaker, don't mind me.
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00:13:04,092 --> 00:13:06,111
What we have to get across, I feel,
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is that fascinating enigma
of its... not-finishedness.
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Mmm, yes, good point, Ade.
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00:13:16,108 --> 00:13:17,140
Oh, Clara.
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What does that mean? Kids.
What's the matter with kids today?
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00:13:46,144 --> 00:13:48,087
Hey, I said you could play chess,
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00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,288
I did not say you could play
football on the chessboard.
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Jack, Morgan, come on,
help me out, clear it up.
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And one for luck.
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00:14:09,132 --> 00:14:12,083
OK. Now we're in business.
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Let's see the lie of the land.
Time to see what's going on.
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00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,100
Hello?
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Oi.
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00:14:25,084 --> 00:14:27,111
What are you doing?
Are you in there?
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00:14:27,112 --> 00:14:29,111
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
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who's the most dangerous
of them all?
238
00:14:32,136 --> 00:14:36,107
There's been a spillage in
Geography, I need some paper towels.
239
00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:37,131
Can't you read?
240
00:14:37,132 --> 00:14:39,087
Course I can read. Read what?
241
00:14:39,088 --> 00:14:42,067
The door. It says, "Keep Out."
242
00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:43,268
No, it says, "Go Away Humans."
243
00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:46,079
Oh, so it does.
244
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,120
Never lose your temper
in the middle of a door sign.
245
00:14:48,145 --> 00:14:50,135
What was you doing in there?
What's that box?
246
00:14:50,136 --> 00:14:55,071
A caretaker's box.
Every caretaker has their own box.
247
00:14:55,072 --> 00:14:56,099
It says, "Police".
248
00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:59,071
Exactly, there's a policeman
in there, in case of emergencies
249
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:00,075
and children.
250
00:15:00,076 --> 00:15:02,119
Towels, there, g-g-go.
What was that green glow?
251
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:05,063
There was a green glow
coming from in there.
252
00:15:05,064 --> 00:15:06,384
What was it? Of course there was.
253
00:15:06,409 --> 00:15:09,147
What's a policeman
without a death ray?
BELL RINGS
254
00:15:09,148 --> 00:15:11,123
Oh, listen, there's the bell,
off you go.
255
00:15:11,124 --> 00:15:14,127
Haven't you got shoplifting to do?
I'm going to tell the Headmaster.
256
00:15:14,128 --> 00:15:17,067
Oh, yes, well, fine. Cut along,
you're running out of time.
257
00:15:17,068 --> 00:15:21,051
For what? Everything. Human beings
have incredibly short life spans.
258
00:15:21,052 --> 00:15:24,063
Frankly, you should all be
in a permanent state of panic.
259
00:15:24,064 --> 00:15:27,067
Tick tock, tick tock.
You're weird.
260
00:15:27,068 --> 00:15:29,051
Yes, I am. What about you?
261
00:15:29,052 --> 00:15:30,132
I'm a disruptive influence.
262
00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:34,083
Good to meet you. And you!
263
00:15:34,084 --> 00:15:36,148
Now get lost. OK.
264
00:15:38,084 --> 00:15:41,063
Hello, miss, love to the Squaddie.
265
00:15:41,064 --> 00:15:44,075
Sorry, what did you say?
266
00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:45,156
What was she doing in here?
267
00:15:45,181 --> 00:15:49,119
Paper towels. Now, I imagine
you've many questions.
268
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,115
Fire away,
I won't answer any of them.
269
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,115
What were they like? What were
who like? The others before me.
270
00:15:54,116 --> 00:15:57,091
Did they let you get away
with this kind of thing?
271
00:15:57,092 --> 00:16:00,079
This school is in danger.
Well, it's lucky I'm here then.
272
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:03,131
From you. Me? You wouldn't be here if
there wasn't an alien threat nearby.
273
00:16:03,132 --> 00:16:06,127
Your strategy for dealing with it
involves endangering this school.
274
00:16:06,128 --> 00:16:10,067
You don't know that.
I don't know anything because
you haven't told me anything,
275
00:16:10,068 --> 00:16:14,112
which means I wouldn't approve,
which means you are
endangering this school.
276
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,063
What's that?
277
00:16:19,064 --> 00:16:21,224
It's a scanner. I'm scanning.
Why do I keep you around?
278
00:16:21,249 --> 00:16:25,123
Because the alternative would be
developing a conscience of your own.
Scanning for what?
279
00:16:25,124 --> 00:16:28,067
Any alien technology in this
vicinity should show up.
280
00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:31,095
I used to have a teacher
exactly like you once.
281
00:16:31,096 --> 00:16:33,060
You still do. Pay attention.
282
00:16:35,052 --> 00:16:36,147
What the hell is it?!
283
00:16:36,148 --> 00:16:39,067
A Skovox Blitzer,
284
00:16:39,068 --> 00:16:42,071
one of the deadliest
killing machines ever created.
285
00:16:42,072 --> 00:16:44,143
Probably homed in here
because of artron emissions.
286
00:16:44,144 --> 00:16:47,067
You've had enough of them
in this area over the years.
287
00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:50,144
There's enough explosive
in its armoury to take out
the whole planet.
288
00:16:52,056 --> 00:16:54,051
Then leave it alone.
289
00:16:54,052 --> 00:16:57,075
Sooner or later it will
creep from its hidey-hole
290
00:16:57,076 --> 00:17:01,055
and some military idiot
will try to attack it.
291
00:17:01,056 --> 00:17:03,092
The world is full of PE teachers.
292
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:12,055
So, your insanely dangerous plan is?
293
00:17:12,056 --> 00:17:14,087
A new watch.
Tiny bit disappointed.
294
00:17:14,088 --> 00:17:16,076
This is a very special watch.
295
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,080
Doctor?
296
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:29,100
Oi! Did you just flick my nose?
297
00:17:32,068 --> 00:17:35,103
You're invisible.
Oh, my God, that's incredible!
298
00:17:35,104 --> 00:17:38,095
Correct. I am invisible
and I am incredible.
299
00:17:38,096 --> 00:17:42,135
It's simply a matter of reversing
light waves. Hang on, I'm coming
back. All right, where are you?
300
00:17:42,136 --> 00:17:46,119
So, I give the Blitzer a tiny whiff
of non-threatening alien tech,
301
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:49,127
I lead it back here, but I don't
want it to scan me, hence invisible.
302
00:17:49,128 --> 00:17:53,091
So you're leading the thing
here? To a school? My school?
303
00:17:53,092 --> 00:17:55,071
"MY school"? Oh, that is telling.
304
00:17:55,072 --> 00:17:57,115
This is the only suitably
empty place in the area.
305
00:17:57,116 --> 00:18:00,139
I've set up a circle of time mines
around the school.
306
00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:04,051
Chronodyne generators.
Bit unstable.
307
00:18:04,052 --> 00:18:07,103
I switch them on, the Blitzer gets
sucked into a big old time vortex,
308
00:18:07,104 --> 00:18:10,083
billions of years into the future.
Dead easy. Tiny bit boring.
309
00:18:10,084 --> 00:18:13,067
I'll need a book and a sandwich.
And me. You're not doing this alone.
310
00:18:13,068 --> 00:18:16,143
I don't need you this time.
I'll see you tomorrow.
311
00:18:16,144 --> 00:18:21,083
We'll go somewhere nice.
Ancient Egypt. Crocodilopolis.
312
00:18:21,084 --> 00:18:24,099
They worship a big crocodile there,
so the name is a useful coincidence.
313
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,112
Go and canoodle with your boyfriend.
314
00:18:31,116 --> 00:18:35,083
Come on. I wasn't born yesterday,
far from it.
315
00:18:35,084 --> 00:18:36,135
You did recognise him.
316
00:18:36,136 --> 00:18:40,115
Possibly reminded me of a certain
dashing young time traveller.
317
00:18:40,116 --> 00:18:43,067
Of course you recognised him.
318
00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:47,123
Sorry. Stupid.
I-I underestimated you.
319
00:18:47,124 --> 00:18:51,119
Easily done, there's a lot
to estimate. And you, you like him?
320
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:55,103
Yes, I like him. Very, very much.
321
00:18:55,104 --> 00:18:58,068
Go home and canoodle.
Doctor's orders. Come on.
322
00:18:59,144 --> 00:19:04,051
Just this once, I'm doing
what I'm told. Oh, sing hosanna.
323
00:19:04,052 --> 00:19:06,088
So easy.
324
00:19:16,148 --> 00:19:18,055
Miss Oswald.
325
00:19:18,056 --> 00:19:21,071
Ah, Mr... Mr Pink.
Still on for tonight?
326
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:24,139
Cos you had your
"I'm about to cancel" frown on.
327
00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:26,075
There's a specific frown?
328
00:19:26,076 --> 00:19:29,123
And I was going to say, it's OK,
I might have a thing, so...
329
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:30,132
A thing?
330
00:19:33,104 --> 00:19:37,051
Tomorrow instead?
Tomorrow's parents' evening.
331
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:39,095
Not all evening.
332
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:40,144
No. Not all evening.
333
00:19:42,112 --> 00:19:44,147
What do you think of him?
334
00:19:44,148 --> 00:19:47,111
Er, who? The caretaker?
335
00:19:47,112 --> 00:19:50,051
Where did he come from?
What was he before?
336
00:19:50,052 --> 00:19:52,103
He doesn't seem like a caretaker.
337
00:19:52,104 --> 00:19:54,128
Well, he speaks very highly of you.
338
00:19:59,128 --> 00:20:02,108
Anyway. Good night, Miss Oswald.
339
00:20:04,116 --> 00:20:06,128
Good night... Mr Pink.
340
00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:17,132
And we're off.
341
00:20:46,092 --> 00:20:47,132
Home, sweet home.
342
00:20:51,068 --> 00:20:53,124
Canoodling cancelled,
if you need a hand...
343
00:20:56,128 --> 00:20:58,127
Doctor?
344
00:20:58,128 --> 00:21:00,056
You invisible?
345
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:04,123
I am so going to confiscate
that watch.
346
00:21:04,124 --> 00:21:07,100
Where are you, my sleeping beauty?
347
00:21:16,052 --> 00:21:18,052
Gotcha! Let's dance!
348
00:21:20,064 --> 00:21:22,067
Doctor?
349
00:21:22,068 --> 00:21:24,052
Where are you?
350
00:21:27,056 --> 00:21:28,060
Hello?
351
00:21:36,056 --> 00:21:37,135
Nine-stop-query-rescan.
352
00:21:37,136 --> 00:21:40,136
Target-reacquired-success-success.
353
00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:43,131
Come on, come on.
354
00:21:43,132 --> 00:21:45,068
Gangway!
355
00:21:48,136 --> 00:21:50,112
Not far now. Come on.
356
00:21:51,148 --> 00:21:54,087
Nine-stop-parsing-data-pursue.
357
00:21:54,088 --> 00:21:55,096
Bingo.
358
00:21:58,128 --> 00:21:59,140
Target-reacquired.
359
00:22:02,076 --> 00:22:03,092
Hello?
360
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:14,111
What? Red? Red. No. No-no-no!
361
00:22:14,112 --> 00:22:18,095
Range-one-point-four-nine-scan
complete-problem-problem.
362
00:22:18,096 --> 00:22:23,111
Listen. I'm unarmed.
I'm peaceful. Do you understand?
363
00:22:23,112 --> 00:22:25,127
I-I know that you shouldn't be
on this planet
364
00:22:25,128 --> 00:22:27,091
but I can help you with that. I...
365
00:22:27,092 --> 00:22:29,103
Problem-solution-DESTROY.
366
00:22:29,104 --> 00:22:30,115
I want a word with you.
367
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:33,068
Get back!
Problem-solution-DESTROY.
368
00:22:37,084 --> 00:22:38,128
Get away from me!
369
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,139
Temporal-disrupt.
370
00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:51,067
Warning-warning. Temporal-failure.
371
00:22:51,068 --> 00:22:53,095
Doctor, stop!
372
00:22:53,096 --> 00:22:55,063
Doctor!
373
00:22:55,064 --> 00:22:58,100
Warning-system-failure.
Abort. Abort.
374
00:23:08,148 --> 00:23:13,112
Oh, oh, well done, PE,
brilliant work!
375
00:23:15,052 --> 00:23:17,111
"What's this?
A chronodyne generator?
376
00:23:17,112 --> 00:23:20,051
"I'll just deactivate that, shall I?
377
00:23:20,052 --> 00:23:22,135
"I've got a swimming certificate
so that qualifies me
378
00:23:22,136 --> 00:23:24,091
"to meddle with higher technology.
379
00:23:24,092 --> 00:23:27,107
"Never mind that some people are
actually trying to save the planet.
380
00:23:27,108 --> 00:23:32,055
"Oh, no. There's only room
in my head for cross-country
and the offside rule."
381
00:23:32,056 --> 00:23:35,055
Danny, what are you doing here?
I was checking up on him.
382
00:23:35,056 --> 00:23:38,144
He's been up to something, fiddling
with the electric, but what the...?!
383
00:23:40,056 --> 00:23:42,072
No. What...?
384
00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:46,075
Did you see that thing?
Tell me you saw that thing.
385
00:23:46,076 --> 00:23:49,143
I saw the thing, yeah. Doctor, are we
safe, is the planet safe? It's gone?
386
00:23:49,144 --> 00:23:52,147
Yes, yes, yes, yes, for the moment.
But the thing is, you see,
387
00:23:52,148 --> 00:23:56,111
the chronodyne generators
have to be precisely aligned
to generate the vortex,
388
00:23:56,112 --> 00:23:58,119
but the sergeant here,
he went and moved one.
389
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,136
But the chronodyne worked, it's gone.
390
00:24:03,088 --> 00:24:04,135
But not far enough.
391
00:24:04,136 --> 00:24:08,135
The vortex will open here again,
but not in a billion years.
392
00:24:08,136 --> 00:24:10,079
Then when?
393
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,143
Er, 74 hours. Three days.
394
00:24:12,144 --> 00:24:17,143
Three days to think of something new
because now it knows what to expect,
395
00:24:17,144 --> 00:24:24,052
now it's scanned me and will kill
me on sight, thanks to PE here.
396
00:24:26,072 --> 00:24:29,083
Clara, why are you talking
to him like that?
397
00:24:29,084 --> 00:24:33,147
Why are you using words
like chronodyne?
398
00:24:33,148 --> 00:24:36,108
Was that thing a space thing?
399
00:24:40,144 --> 00:24:43,104
Oh, my God, you're from space.
400
00:24:46,116 --> 00:24:49,132
You're a spacewoman.
You said you were from Blackpool.
401
00:24:52,068 --> 00:24:55,091
It's a play! For the summer fete.
402
00:24:55,092 --> 00:24:58,135
It's a what? Yes, it's a play.
Shut up, it is a play.
403
00:24:58,136 --> 00:25:03,051
We are rehearsing a play.
Sh! Sh! Sh! A surprise play!
404
00:25:03,052 --> 00:25:06,119
And, erm, you see, the vortex thing
is-is a lighting effect.
405
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:07,127
Very clever.
406
00:25:07,128 --> 00:25:12,119
And that thing is-is one of the kids.
In fancy dress.
407
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:17,063
Really... really good fancy dress.
408
00:25:17,064 --> 00:25:18,224
How stupid do you think I am?
409
00:25:18,249 --> 00:25:20,127
I'm willing to put a number on it.
410
00:25:20,128 --> 00:25:22,068
I'm not a moron, Clara.
411
00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:25,064
And he's not the caretaker.
412
00:25:26,128 --> 00:25:29,143
He's... your dad.
413
00:25:29,144 --> 00:25:32,059
Your space dad.
414
00:25:32,060 --> 00:25:35,127
Oh... genius.
415
00:25:35,128 --> 00:25:39,127
That is really, really
brilliant reasoning.
416
00:25:39,128 --> 00:25:42,119
How can you think I'm her dad when
we both look exactly the same age?
417
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,131
We do not look the same age.
I was being kind.
418
00:25:44,132 --> 00:25:47,107
Right, I'll hypnotise him,
I'll erase his memory. Doctor, stop!
419
00:25:47,108 --> 00:25:49,127
Tiny brain, won't take a moment.
He's my boyfriend.
420
00:25:49,128 --> 00:25:52,131
Well, I'll try not to erase the whole thing.
I'll leave the bits that...
421
00:25:52,132 --> 00:25:56,115
He's my boyfriend. I thought
you'd figured this out.
422
00:25:56,116 --> 00:25:58,119
Him? Yes, him.
No, he's not.
423
00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:02,087
Yes, he is. Yes, I am.
But he's a PE teacher.
424
00:26:02,088 --> 00:26:04,055
You wouldn't go out
with a PE teacher.
425
00:26:04,056 --> 00:26:06,131
It's a mistake.
You've made a boyfriend error.
426
00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:09,083
I am not a PE teacher.
I am a maths teacher!
427
00:26:09,084 --> 00:26:11,204
You're a soldier.
Why would you go out with a soldier?
428
00:26:11,229 --> 00:26:14,205
Why not get a dog or a big plant?
Because I love him!
429
00:26:22,096 --> 00:26:25,075
Why would you say that?
Is this part of the surprise play?
430
00:26:25,076 --> 00:26:28,091
There is no surprise play.
431
00:26:28,092 --> 00:26:31,091
Oh, it's a roller coaster
with you tonight, isn't it?
432
00:26:31,092 --> 00:26:33,107
What about the handsome one
with the bow tie?
433
00:26:33,108 --> 00:26:35,143
Adrian? No. He's just a friend
and not my type.
434
00:26:35,144 --> 00:26:38,095
Clara, are you going to
explain any of this?
435
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:40,060
Who is this guy?
436
00:26:42,112 --> 00:26:44,076
The Doctor is...
437
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:52,055
Go on. Yes, explain. Who is he?
Why have you never mentioned him?
438
00:26:52,056 --> 00:26:56,072
Because... he's an alien.
439
00:26:58,144 --> 00:27:01,112
Are you an alien?
No-no-no, I'm still from Blackpool.
440
00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:06,087
Me and the Doctor,
we travel through time and space.
441
00:27:06,088 --> 00:27:09,131
Exhibit A.
442
00:27:09,132 --> 00:27:15,075
It's called a TARDIS, but it's
disguised as an old police phone box.
443
00:27:15,076 --> 00:27:16,116
It's bigger on the inside.
444
00:27:16,141 --> 00:27:19,109
And it's bigger on the inside
than the outside.
445
00:27:20,124 --> 00:27:22,064
Voila.
446
00:27:23,124 --> 00:27:26,056
And we travel the universe in it.
447
00:27:42,116 --> 00:27:44,123
What about that thing?
Did you bring that here?
448
00:27:44,124 --> 00:27:47,135
No, I'm going to protect you
from that thing.
449
00:27:47,136 --> 00:27:49,127
You said it was coming back.
450
00:27:49,128 --> 00:27:52,063
Yes, it is coming back.
Thanks to you.
451
00:27:52,064 --> 00:27:55,123
This is a school.
We have to evacuate, call the Army.
452
00:27:55,124 --> 00:27:58,111
And that is the most dangerous
thing right there.
453
00:27:58,112 --> 00:28:02,099
Are you sure hypnotising
is not on the menu? Yes.
454
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:04,135
We need to get help.
This is an emergency.
455
00:28:04,136 --> 00:28:09,051
Take him away, shut him up,
shut him down, up or down,
it doesn't matter to me.
456
00:28:09,052 --> 00:28:12,099
I've got a lot of work to do. Again.
Will you be OK?
457
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:16,147
Why wouldn't I be OK? I was fine
till you two blundered in.
458
00:28:16,148 --> 00:28:18,087
Am I just being ignored?
459
00:28:18,088 --> 00:28:21,107
Come on, Danny.
It's all right, it's all fine.
460
00:28:21,108 --> 00:28:25,127
You'll be OK.
Let's get those legs moving...
461
00:28:25,128 --> 00:28:28,083
that's it, down those stairs.
Yep, that's it.
462
00:28:28,084 --> 00:28:31,111
This can all be explained
and everything will be fine.
463
00:28:31,112 --> 00:28:35,111
And when this is all over,
you can finish the job.
464
00:28:35,112 --> 00:28:36,147
How do you mean?
465
00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:41,088
Well, you've explained me to him.
You haven't explained him to me.
466
00:28:53,088 --> 00:28:54,132
What do you think?
467
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,136
Say something.
468
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:11,140
So... there's an alien,
who used to look like Adrian.
469
00:29:14,088 --> 00:29:16,127
Then he turned
into a Scottish caretaker
470
00:29:16,128 --> 00:29:19,123
and every now and then, when I'm not
looking, you elope with him.
471
00:29:19,124 --> 00:29:24,051
I don't elope.
Do you love him? No.
472
00:29:24,052 --> 00:29:26,080
Really had enough of the lies.
473
00:29:27,136 --> 00:29:30,091
Not in that way.
What other way is there?
474
00:29:30,092 --> 00:29:32,091
You know what I mean.
I don't know what you mean.
475
00:29:32,092 --> 00:29:35,096
I know what you tell me,
which isn't always the truth.
476
00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:40,064
Danny... Why do you do it?
477
00:29:42,132 --> 00:29:44,140
Why do you fly off in the box
with him?
478
00:29:46,064 --> 00:29:48,124
The truth, please, just this once.
479
00:29:53,136 --> 00:29:57,100
Because... it's amazing.
480
00:30:00,052 --> 00:30:03,060
Because... I see wonders.
481
00:30:05,084 --> 00:30:06,124
OK.
482
00:30:15,052 --> 00:30:16,120
What are you thinking?
483
00:30:18,060 --> 00:30:19,100
That's a good question.
484
00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:25,127
It's funny, you only really know
what someone thinks of you,
485
00:30:25,128 --> 00:30:27,140
when you know what lies
they've told you.
486
00:30:28,148 --> 00:30:34,067
You say you've seen wonders,
you've seen amazing things,
487
00:30:34,068 --> 00:30:36,088
and you kept them secret.
488
00:30:38,060 --> 00:30:39,080
From me.
489
00:30:41,112 --> 00:30:43,136
So, what do you think of me, Clara?
490
00:30:45,148 --> 00:30:49,115
Please, tell me how I fix this.
I just want to know who you are.
491
00:30:49,116 --> 00:30:50,140
You know who I am.
492
00:30:52,064 --> 00:30:56,148
When you're with him.
When you're with the Doctor.
493
00:31:08,056 --> 00:31:11,095
OK, I think we've just got time
before parents' evening.
494
00:31:11,096 --> 00:31:13,143
An invisibility watch?
Not even a ring.
495
00:31:13,144 --> 00:31:15,147
Press the button on the side,
you're invisible.
496
00:31:15,148 --> 00:31:18,079
You'll see me with the Doctor,
the other me.
497
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,100
The exactly the same other me. OK?
498
00:31:28,124 --> 00:31:31,116
Afternoon.
Thanks for keeping out of my way.
499
00:31:32,136 --> 00:31:35,119
You've not brought Dave with you,
I hope.
500
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,080
His name's Danny. And no, I haven't.
501
00:31:40,060 --> 00:31:43,079
I've explained it all to him. He gets
it, he took it all really well.
502
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,112
Pass me that synestic.
503
00:31:49,072 --> 00:31:53,059
So, when the Blitzer comes back,
are you going to catch him with that?
504
00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:56,079
It'll be a long, fiddly job. It's
going to take me at least 24 hours.
505
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,059
Even longer if people keep talking
to me, so do keep going.
506
00:31:59,060 --> 00:32:02,740
If it comes back Thursday night,
are you sure about that?
Cos you said chronodyne is unstable.
507
00:32:02,765 --> 00:32:05,737
If you want bother someone,
go and bother PE.
508
00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:08,064
He's a maths teacher.
509
00:32:09,064 --> 00:32:11,144
That's a shame, I like maths.
Not a soldier.
510
00:32:18,056 --> 00:32:19,088
Interesting.
511
00:32:20,140 --> 00:32:22,127
What is?
512
00:32:22,128 --> 00:32:24,083
I'm bored.
513
00:32:24,084 --> 00:32:26,071
Let's go somewhere fun,
what do you say?
514
00:32:26,072 --> 00:32:29,067
Do you want to see the Thames
frozen over? Oh, those frost fairs.
515
00:32:29,068 --> 00:32:31,051
You can't. The Skovox thing.
516
00:32:31,052 --> 00:32:34,292
It's a time machine.
We can get back straightaway,
like we always do on your dates.
517
00:32:34,317 --> 00:32:37,127
Just make sure you don't
get yourself a tan or anything,
or lose a limb.
518
00:32:37,128 --> 00:32:39,091
I don't think we should,
not this time.
519
00:32:39,092 --> 00:32:42,051
You've never said no before.
Not even in the middle of dinner.
520
00:32:42,052 --> 00:32:43,732
Remember you had to eat two meals
in a row?
521
00:32:43,757 --> 00:32:47,135
I just think,
with the school in danger...
522
00:32:47,136 --> 00:32:50,067
Danny! Why are you...?
He already knows I'm here.
523
00:32:50,068 --> 00:32:53,063
That's why he's talking like that.
He's being clever.
524
00:32:53,064 --> 00:32:55,071
Now you mention it,
being a Time Lord,
525
00:32:55,072 --> 00:32:58,123
I can feel a light-shield aura
when it's right next to me.
526
00:32:58,124 --> 00:33:01,095
"Time Lord"! Might have known.
527
00:33:01,096 --> 00:33:03,119
Might have known WHAT?
528
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:06,087
The accent's good, but you can
always spot the aristocracy.
529
00:33:06,088 --> 00:33:09,123
It's in the... attitude. Danny...
530
00:33:09,124 --> 00:33:11,103
Now, Time Lords,
do you salute those?
531
00:33:11,104 --> 00:33:14,067
Definitely not. Sir!
532
00:33:14,068 --> 00:33:16,063
And you do not call me sir.
533
00:33:16,064 --> 00:33:18,051
As you wish, sir. Absolutely, sir.
534
00:33:18,052 --> 00:33:21,147
And you can get out of my TARDIS!
Immediately, sir.
535
00:33:21,148 --> 00:33:23,147
Doctor, this is stupid,
this is unfair!
536
00:33:23,148 --> 00:33:28,071
One thing, Clara. I'm a soldier,
guilty as charged. You see him?
537
00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:30,071
He's an officer.
I am not an officer!
538
00:33:30,072 --> 00:33:32,079
I'm the one who carries you
out of the fire.
539
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,095
He's the one who lights it.
Out. Now.
540
00:33:34,096 --> 00:33:38,068
Right away, sir? Straight now? Yes.
Am I dismissed? Yes, you are!
541
00:33:39,124 --> 00:33:43,055
That's him. Look at him, right now.
542
00:33:43,056 --> 00:33:44,144
That's who he is.
543
00:33:50,104 --> 00:33:53,052
On balance,
I think that went quite well.
544
00:34:02,084 --> 00:34:06,100
Danny... it's not time to go home yet.
It's parents' evening.
545
00:34:10,084 --> 00:34:12,051
Humans.
546
00:34:12,052 --> 00:34:14,091
I never learn.
547
00:34:14,092 --> 00:34:15,128
What's in the box?
548
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,056
It's not really a policeman, is it?
549
00:34:23,068 --> 00:34:27,084
You want to know what's in that box?
I'll tell you what's in that box.
550
00:34:28,092 --> 00:34:32,075
It's a time machine,
it also travels in space,
551
00:34:32,076 --> 00:34:36,087
and it usually contains a man who
just wants to get on with his work
552
00:34:36,088 --> 00:34:38,115
of preventing the end of the world,
553
00:34:38,116 --> 00:34:42,087
but keeps being interrupted
by boring little humans.
554
00:34:42,088 --> 00:34:45,096
Cool. So, that's really a spaceship?
555
00:34:47,052 --> 00:34:49,079
I'm serious,
I'm trying to save this planet.
556
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,143
End of the world for me tonight,
whatever you do. Parents' evening.
557
00:34:52,144 --> 00:34:55,123
Is your name really
Disruptive Influence?
558
00:34:55,124 --> 00:34:58,123
Courtney Woods. Can I go in space?
559
00:34:58,124 --> 00:35:01,079
I'll let you know.
I may have a vacancy.
560
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,124
But not right now.
561
00:35:06,112 --> 00:35:09,064
Two days? I can do it.
562
00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:20,099
Right, are we quorate?
Time to admit the hordes.
563
00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:22,087
And look who's
at the front of the queue.
564
00:35:22,088 --> 00:35:24,135
Who are they?
Courtney Woods' mum and dad.
565
00:35:24,136 --> 00:35:30,076
Can someone else do them first?
No problem, Ade. I can cope with
anything tonight. Oh, happy days!
566
00:36:04,112 --> 00:36:08,095
No, no, no. No, no, no, no!
567
00:36:08,096 --> 00:36:12,131
I would say yes, I'm afraid Courtney
is a disruptive influence.
568
00:36:12,132 --> 00:36:15,119
Yeah, but last year you said
she was a VERY disruptive influence.
569
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,064
So, I suppose that counts
as an improvement.
570
00:36:26,112 --> 00:36:29,075
Excuse me, I think
the caretaker wants me.
571
00:36:29,076 --> 00:36:32,147
Sorry, Mrs Christodolou,
I think the caretaker wants me too.
572
00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:34,091
What about my Angelina?
573
00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:36,172
Yeah, she's great, yeah,
a really great girl, A-plus,
574
00:36:36,197 --> 00:36:39,127
ten out of ten,
top of the class. Sorry.
575
00:36:39,128 --> 00:36:42,124
Although, actually,
handwriting could be better.
576
00:36:47,052 --> 00:36:49,055
I'm sure they'll be
back in a moment.
577
00:36:49,056 --> 00:36:51,143
Looks like our Courtney
was right about those two.
578
00:36:51,144 --> 00:36:54,119
What's happening?
Clara, the vortex is opening.
579
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:58,083
You said Thursday night.
Hall, quick. PE, shut up.
580
00:36:58,084 --> 00:37:00,059
Clara, it'll scan the area,
581
00:37:00,060 --> 00:37:02,100
if it gets to parents' evening,
it'll kill them all.
582
00:37:02,125 --> 00:37:04,107
We've got to evacuate.
SHUT UP!
583
00:37:04,108 --> 00:37:06,056
Quickly. What do I do?
584
00:37:07,148 --> 00:37:10,075
It'll be here any second.
Get to the hall.
585
00:37:10,076 --> 00:37:13,055
Give it some squirts of
helicon energy, setting number 41,
586
00:37:13,056 --> 00:37:15,099
no more than three seconds each,
random pulses.
587
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:18,107
Distract it, then you lead it away
from the hall, give me two minutes.
588
00:37:18,108 --> 00:37:20,115
Then what?
Just run straight to the TARDIS.
589
00:37:20,116 --> 00:37:22,156
But your gadget isn't ready yet.
24 hours, you said.
590
00:37:22,181 --> 00:37:26,071
Yes, well, I've revised that down to
two minutes. Probably. Clara, go.
591
00:37:26,072 --> 00:37:28,075
On my way.
You're using her like a decoy?
592
00:37:28,076 --> 00:37:30,103
No, not like a decoy. As a decoy.
593
00:37:30,104 --> 00:37:33,063
Don't they teach you anything
at stupid school?
594
00:37:33,064 --> 00:37:35,055
Well, is there anything I can do?
595
00:37:35,056 --> 00:37:37,099
Yes, yes, and this is very,
very important.
596
00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:38,120
Leave us alone!
597
00:37:43,132 --> 00:37:47,083
Disrupt-temporal-lock.
Disengaged-scan.
598
00:37:47,084 --> 00:37:48,088
Here we go.
599
00:37:52,064 --> 00:37:57,108
Incoming-stop-identified-HELICON-
HELICON-commence-retargeting.
600
00:38:01,076 --> 00:38:03,124
Target-acquired. Destroy.
601
00:38:09,132 --> 00:38:11,112
Target-within-range.
602
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:17,060
Problem-solution-DESTROY.
603
00:38:19,104 --> 00:38:22,107
DESTROY.
Doctor, now, it's got to be now!
604
00:38:22,108 --> 00:38:25,075
20 seconds.
DESTROY. DESTROY.
605
00:38:25,076 --> 00:38:26,140
Doctor!
606
00:38:33,076 --> 00:38:37,055
I'm at green, I'm at green.
You're green! Stop! Skovox Blitzer!
607
00:38:37,056 --> 00:38:38,115
Awaiting-orders.
608
00:38:38,116 --> 00:38:42,063
Skovox-Artificer.
Analyse-stop-analyse-stop.
609
00:38:42,064 --> 00:38:47,135
Superior-recognised-pattern-
110-orders-orders.
610
00:38:47,136 --> 00:38:49,067
Why's it listening to you?
611
00:38:49,068 --> 00:38:52,059
Listening to its superior.
This is a rough copy.
612
00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:53,100
It thinks I'm its general.
613
00:38:53,125 --> 00:38:56,119
Initiate-input.
Commence-shutdown-protocol.
614
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,103
No-conflict-conclusion?
615
00:38:58,104 --> 00:39:00,100
Problem-solution.
616
00:39:02,056 --> 00:39:03,071
Conclusion.
617
00:39:03,072 --> 00:39:05,127
Final-input-code-missing.
Emergency-terminate.
618
00:39:05,128 --> 00:39:08,055
Initiate-self-destruct-
in... nine... eight...
619
00:39:08,056 --> 00:39:11,067
The input code. I forgot the final
input code... seven-six-five...
620
00:39:11,068 --> 00:39:14,063
Do it now!
I need time. Distract it, Clara!
621
00:39:14,064 --> 00:39:16,083
Me, what can I do?
622
00:39:16,084 --> 00:39:18,076
Oi, Skovox, over here.
623
00:39:20,076 --> 00:39:21,148
Under-attack.
624
00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:33,059
Artificer-Artificer-stop-confirm-
stop-override-final-input-code.
625
00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:35,136
Code-accepted. Abort-self-destruct.
626
00:39:37,060 --> 00:39:40,088
Orders-accepted-stop-stop-stop.
627
00:39:42,076 --> 00:39:45,067
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, you were amazing!
628
00:39:45,068 --> 00:39:47,083
Oh, my God, you were so brilliant.
629
00:39:47,084 --> 00:39:49,096
Well, yeah, I was OK, wasn't I?
630
00:39:50,104 --> 00:39:53,103
I was behind you
every step of the way.
631
00:39:53,104 --> 00:39:55,084
Had to make sure you were safe.
632
00:39:56,104 --> 00:39:57,124
You OK?
633
00:39:59,108 --> 00:40:00,140
OK.
634
00:40:02,092 --> 00:40:03,112
Just "OK"?
635
00:40:04,116 --> 00:40:06,103
It's all right, it doesn't matter.
636
00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:08,139
I don't need him to like me.
637
00:40:08,140 --> 00:40:11,095
It doesn't matter
if he likes me or hates me.
638
00:40:11,096 --> 00:40:14,107
I just need to do
exactly one thing for you.
639
00:40:14,108 --> 00:40:17,080
Doctor, am I right?
640
00:40:20,076 --> 00:40:21,135
Yes.
641
00:40:21,136 --> 00:40:23,088
What? What one thing?
642
00:40:24,140 --> 00:40:26,131
I need to be good enough for you.
643
00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:30,104
That's why he's angry.
Just in case I'm not.
644
00:40:36,144 --> 00:40:39,148
He, er... He did just
save the whole world.
645
00:40:41,088 --> 00:40:43,084
Yeah, yeah.
646
00:40:45,060 --> 00:40:46,100
Good start.
647
00:40:51,092 --> 00:40:54,083
Farewell, Skovox Blitzer.
Have a nice war.
648
00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:57,088
So, Courtney Woods, impressed yet?
649
00:40:58,128 --> 00:41:01,135
Actually, I'm feeling a bit ill.
650
00:41:01,136 --> 00:41:04,055
Ah, it can be a bit overwhelming.
651
00:41:04,056 --> 00:41:08,107
But look - the Olveron Cluster.
652
00:41:08,108 --> 00:41:13,136
A million stars,
100 million inhabited planets.
653
00:41:19,104 --> 00:41:22,116
Ah, yes, there has been a spillage.
654
00:41:30,088 --> 00:41:32,131
So, what do you think now?
655
00:41:32,132 --> 00:41:35,095
Of the Doctor? Yeah.
656
00:41:35,096 --> 00:41:38,076
See, he's all right, isn't he,
really? Underneath it all.
657
00:41:44,140 --> 00:41:47,104
OK.
Tell me what you're thinking.
658
00:41:49,144 --> 00:41:53,068
I know men like him.
I've served under them.
659
00:41:54,072 --> 00:41:58,127
They push you
and make you stronger,
660
00:41:58,128 --> 00:42:01,143
till you're doing things
you never thought you could.
661
00:42:01,144 --> 00:42:05,067
I saw you tonight,
you did exactly what he told you.
662
00:42:05,068 --> 00:42:06,112
You weren't even scared.
663
00:42:09,052 --> 00:42:10,104
And you should have been.
664
00:42:12,096 --> 00:42:16,060
I trust him.
He has never let me down.
665
00:42:19,108 --> 00:42:20,140
Fine.
666
00:42:23,104 --> 00:42:26,147
If he ever pushes you too far,
then I want you to tell me,
667
00:42:26,148 --> 00:42:29,083
because I know what that's like.
668
00:42:29,084 --> 00:42:31,091
You'll tell me
if that happens, yeah?
669
00:42:31,092 --> 00:42:33,075
Yeah, it's a deal.
670
00:42:33,076 --> 00:42:36,056
No. It's a promise.
OK. I promise.
671
00:42:37,108 --> 00:42:41,067
If you break that promise, Clara,
we're finished. Don't say that.
672
00:42:41,068 --> 00:42:45,067
I am saying it because if you
if you don't tell me the truth,
673
00:42:45,068 --> 00:42:50,075
I can't help you, and I could never
stand not being able to help you.
674
00:42:50,076 --> 00:42:51,084
Are we clear?
675
00:42:52,124 --> 00:42:55,076
Yes. We're clear.
676
00:43:09,056 --> 00:43:12,099
It was mad, it was like in a film
or on the telly,
677
00:43:12,100 --> 00:43:15,071
like with science fiction guns.
678
00:43:15,072 --> 00:43:18,055
Skovox Blitzer, sounds like.
We've had a few in from that.
679
00:43:18,056 --> 00:43:20,128
Wouldn't feel too bad.
If I hadn't...
680
00:43:22,064 --> 00:43:23,116
If I hadn't...
681
00:43:25,076 --> 00:43:29,087
Hang on.
That doesn't make sense.
682
00:43:29,088 --> 00:43:31,119
Makes perfect sense to me.
683
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:36,095
How did I escape?
I don't remember how I got away.
684
00:43:36,096 --> 00:43:41,052
Well, I was coming to that. I'm
afraid you really rather didn't.
685
00:43:47,092 --> 00:43:49,072
Then how did I get here?
686
00:43:49,072 --> 00:43:51,103
Well... big question.
687
00:43:51,104 --> 00:43:52,111
Where am I?
688
00:43:52,112 --> 00:43:55,091
What name would you like?
There's a range. The afterlife.
689
00:43:55,092 --> 00:43:58,072
The Promised Land.
I'm partial to the Nethersphere.
690
00:44:02,108 --> 00:44:04,104
My God!
691
00:44:12,144 --> 00:44:15,128
Sorry, she's a bit busy today.
692
00:44:17,052 --> 00:44:19,072
So... any questions?
693
00:44:22,128 --> 00:44:25,103
Hello, Earth.
We have a terrible decision to make.
694
00:44:25,104 --> 00:44:28,127
An innocent life versus
the future of all mankind.
695
00:44:28,128 --> 00:44:32,147
Whatever future humanity might have
depends on the choice made
696
00:44:32,148 --> 00:44:34,095
right here, right now.
697
00:44:34,096 --> 00:44:37,052
Aaaarrgghh!
698
00:44:39,084 --> 00:44:40,124
Decision made.
699
00:44:42,329 --> 00:45:11,957
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