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♪ It seems today
that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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♪ Family Guy 13x01 ♪
The Simpsons Guy
Original Air Date on September 12, 2014
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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MAN (on TV): We now return
to the All in the Family
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and Modern Family
crossover episode.
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Hello,
Mr. Bunker.
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We brought
some hummus.
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Oh, yeah, I knew
them two was hummus
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the minute
they walked in the door.
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Yay! A crossover always brings
out the best in each show!
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It certainly doesn't smack
of desperation.
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The priorities
are always creative,
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and not driven
by marketing or...
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Okay, that's
enough.
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Oh, my God!
What is it, Peter?
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Look at this. Dennis the Menace
is just shoveling snow.
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He's being helpful.
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Might as well just
call it Dennis now.
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He's not a menace.
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Not every strip
is gonna be hilarious.
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You know something? I could
do better than these idiots.
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I should just go down to
the paper and sell 'em my own.
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Well, Peter, you might be
underestimating the difficulty
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of writing a comic strip.
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As someone who occasionally
dates the creative muse,
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I can vouch for the unforgiving
face of a blank sheet of paper.
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In fact, I think it was
William Faulkner who said...
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I'm back. I'm published.
Check it out.
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I call my comic
For Pete's Sake,
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because it points out things
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that make you shake your head
and say, "For Pete's sake."
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This one's for tomorrow.
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These are
good, Peter.
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I like how
you retell tired old gags
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with a detached,
ironic approach.
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Yeah, plus,
it's all brand-new jokes
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that I'm really,
really serious about.
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Well, good for you, Peter,
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but how did you get published
so quickly?
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Ah, the editor of the paper
owed me a favor.
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I got him a picture
of Spider-Man.
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Why can't anyone get me
a picture of the Spider-Man?!
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Here you go.
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Yeah, I got a whole subreddit
of superhero thong shots.
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Here's your beer, Peter.
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Thanks, Jerome.
What do I owe you?
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Nah, you already
paid me... in laughs.
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(laughs)
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I do a lot of island ones.
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Peter, you
should do one
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where a baseball player
can't steal second,
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'cause he's
on probation.
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For drug crimes.
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Political.
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Yeah, you put an island
in there, you're in business.
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Hey, how about one
where you draw a sock,
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and it says "Sock it to me,"
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or-or maybe draw Lois
taking a hot-tub dump,
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and she just says whatever?
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Peter, your comic
in this morning's paper
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is really offensive.
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(giggling)
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That's not funny, Peter.
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Ah, you're just not
getting it, Lois.
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See, his wife washed
dishes for him.
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Oh, for Pete's sake.
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Aha! There you go.
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Peter, you should see this.
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Your dishwasher cartoon
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has really outraged
the online community.
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What?
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Gosh, it's not
like the Internet
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to go crazy about something
small and stupid.
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Peter, you have
to apologize.
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What, because of a joke?
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Not just a joke, Peter.
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A joke that angered some bloggers.
(sighs)
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Well, I guess this
ain't the first time
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I got in trouble for something
I said about a woman.
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Oh, good.
We can steal.
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And welcome back
to The Flow.
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We're talking
to Peter Griffin,
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the artist behind
For Pete's Sake,
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which has caused outrage
with a misogynistic comic.
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Here's a video
of some outrage.
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(chanting in native language)
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ALL:
Boo!
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Yeah, those boos
don't hurt so much
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'cause you spent two minutes
of the last segment
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applauding a red velvet cake.
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AUDIENCE:
Ah!
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(applause)
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And if that's not bad enough,
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this morning's cartoon
is even worse.
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Let's put that up.
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(audience booing)
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(booing continues)
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Mr. Griffin,
do you really think
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this is an
appropriate cartoon
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to run on Gloria Steinem's
half-birthday?
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You sound angry.
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Did one of your
friends get engaged?
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You have no idea how offensive
you are to women, do you?
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What?! I love women.
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I bet I can name more
porn stars than you.
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But-but don't tell my wife
how many porn stars I know.
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I'll get in a
lot of trouble.
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I know all of
'em, though.
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There are people
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who just started an hour
ago, and I know 'em.
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(angry shouting)
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Your cartoon is sexist!
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Down with misogyny!
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It wasn't even funny, and
I have a great sense of humor.
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Man, they seem really upset.
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I was just trying
to make people laugh.
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Dad, I'm worried
they're gonna hurt us.
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No, no,
they're angry, Chris,
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but they ain't
gonna get violent.
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Oh, cool!
That brick I ordered.
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Wait a minute.
I didn't order this brick.
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You may be right, Chris.
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Peter, this is
getting out of hand.
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I don't feel safe
in my own home.
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Maybe we should get out
of Quahog for a while.
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You know, she's right.
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We should get out of town
till this all blows over.
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Okay, we'll go,
but just give me a minute.
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I just want to turn in
my last For Pete's Sake.
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I'm like Michael Jordan:
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going out on top amid a flurry
of gambling rumors.
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Peter, where are we?
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I don't know.
I just woke up, too.
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I tied the steering
wheel to my belt.
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I figure we've been on the
road about 20% of the time.
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Dad, how long
until we can go back home?
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Um, I don't know.
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How long do women
hold grudges?
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Not very long,
I'm guessing.
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Oh, Peter, we've been
driving all night.
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Pull over
to that gas station.
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We can use the bathroom
and stretch our legs.
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You got it, babe.
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Did you call me "babe"?
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I did.
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Oh, Peter.
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Ew! Mom!
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You'll never
have this, Meg.
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All right, back
in the car, kids.
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For this leg of the
trip, I was thinking
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of driving with my shirt
off like New Mexico trash.
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Oh, my God!
Our car!
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Someone's stealing it.
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Ah, crap.
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Although, I got to say,
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you never get to see
somebody else driving your car.
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It's kind of cool.
Kind of weird.
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We're stuck
here, Peter!
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And we don't even
know where we are.
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Well, there's a sign.
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(theme from The Simpsons plays)
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Huh, guess we're in a town
called Springfield.
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Springfield, eh?
What state?
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I can't imagine
we're allowed to say.
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Well, this Springfield place
seems nice.
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We should visit here again.
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I don't know, Lois. This
seems like a one-shot deal.
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Guys, we ain't here
for fun, all right?
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We're here to find the police,
report our stolen car.
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Oh, and don't
drink the water.
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Everybody around here looks
like they have hepatitis.
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Dad, I'm
starving.
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Can we get
some food?!
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Lois, whip out your boob,
give the boy his lunch.
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Listen to
the man.
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Yeah, Lois,
listen to the man.
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How about we just go into
that store there?
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(bell dings)
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Uh, uh, excuse me?
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Hello. Welcome
to the Kwik-E-Mart.
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(applause)
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Oh, I am so sorry.
Let me unplug that.
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Oh, such a nuisance!
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Hello, funny-sounding
Cleveland.
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What's the specialty
of the house?
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To you, I recommend...
the donut.
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(magical chiming)
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Ooh!
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Yum!
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Have you guys seriously
never heard of donuts?
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These are made
fresh every day.
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And then, several days
later, we receive them
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and make them available
for purchase.
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Hey, are these...
are these free?
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'Cause I forgot to mention, all
our money is in our stolen car.
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Thank you. Come again.
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Sir, we can pay you back for
the donuts when we find our car.
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Do you think that I am moved
by your sob story?
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I come from a country
where the words
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for "sewage" and "beverage"
are the same.
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HOMER SIMPSON:
I'll pay for their donuts.
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Thank you so
much, sir.
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For what?
I didn't say anything.
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Oh.
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HOMER:
It was me.
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How come this convenience store
has so many shadowy parts?
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Apu, a dozen donuts for
our albino visitors.
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Wow! For real?!
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No man should be so poor
he cannot pay for a donut.
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I was once you.
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I couldn't afford donuts.
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Tell them what I did, Apu.
He stole the donuts.
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I stole the donuts.
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So, here you go.
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12... ten...
eight donuts.
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That's very nice
of you, Mister...?
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Simpson. Homer Simpson.
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We're the Griffins.
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Peter, Lois, Stewie, and then,
uh, you know, the others.
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Brian, I guess.
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Well, enjoy
your... six donuts.
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Mmm. Yummy... donut.
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That's pretty good,
but try it like this.
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Mmm. Donut.
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Mmm. Donut.
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I think you and I are
gonna get along just okay.
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(cats mewing)
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Yeah, all right,
we'll be there.
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But if you want
to save us a little time,
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you can start
tracing his body with chalk.
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This is the
police station.
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Be careful. I think some
of them might be cops.
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Oh, hey there.
Cool hat, weird nose.
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Hey, listen,
my car got stolen.
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I was hoping
you could help.
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Well, we got
a procedure
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for handling alleged
crimes around here.
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Let's see. Uh, did
you contribute
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to the policeman's ball?
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No.
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Oh, that's too bad,
'cause he really needs one.
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He had an accident last week.
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Yeah, I tried to jump
over a parking meter.
252
00:10:14,644 --> 00:10:16,311
Yeah, all right,
well, with no contribution,
253
00:10:16,346 --> 00:10:19,414
your report goes right
into the circular file.
254
00:10:19,449 --> 00:10:20,982
I got to be honest.
255
00:10:21,017 --> 00:10:22,650
I don't usually check this file,
256
00:10:22,686 --> 00:10:25,720
so it might be a while
until we find that car of yours.
257
00:10:25,756 --> 00:10:28,990
Uh, Chief, that excuse to
leave you asked for is here.
258
00:10:29,025 --> 00:10:30,825
Oh, sorry,
I got to take this.
259
00:10:30,861 --> 00:10:33,261
It never ends.
260
00:10:36,466 --> 00:10:37,699
Oh, thank you so much
261
00:10:37,734 --> 00:10:39,834
for putting us up
until we find our car.
262
00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:42,570
And thank you for not being
a band of hippie murderers.
263
00:10:42,606 --> 00:10:44,239
And now
this again.
264
00:10:44,274 --> 00:10:46,708
You bring home two bands
of hippie murderers,
265
00:10:46,743 --> 00:10:48,543
and suddenly,
that's all you're about.
266
00:10:48,578 --> 00:10:50,545
Well, what do you say we have
some lunch?
267
00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:51,880
Where's
Bart?
268
00:10:51,915 --> 00:10:53,515
Well, he's at
camp all week.
269
00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:55,550
I'm sorry you
won't get to meet him.
270
00:10:59,489 --> 00:11:01,523
Got kicked out of camp.
271
00:11:01,558 --> 00:11:04,626
I superglued my counselor's
butt cheeks together.
272
00:11:04,661 --> 00:11:05,894
That's terrible.
273
00:11:05,929 --> 00:11:09,063
But how did you even get access
to his butt cheeks?
274
00:11:09,099 --> 00:11:11,299
I'm not the only one
who got kicked out of camp.
275
00:11:11,334 --> 00:11:12,433
This is Bart.
276
00:11:12,469 --> 00:11:13,835
Honey, your hands
are filthy.
277
00:11:13,870 --> 00:11:15,370
Go wash up
for lunch.
278
00:11:15,405 --> 00:11:16,871
Eat my shorts!
279
00:11:16,907 --> 00:11:18,206
"Eat my shorts."
280
00:11:18,241 --> 00:11:20,542
I love that!
Is that a popular expression,
281
00:11:20,577 --> 00:11:23,011
like "what the deuce"?
Probably more popular.
282
00:11:23,046 --> 00:11:25,146
Probably... probably
way more popular.
283
00:11:25,182 --> 00:11:27,849
Well, here's my room.
284
00:11:27,884 --> 00:11:29,584
Hey, you want to see
my weapons closet?
285
00:11:29,619 --> 00:11:31,886
You have a
weapons closet, too?
286
00:11:31,922 --> 00:11:34,923
♪ ♪
287
00:11:40,096 --> 00:11:42,997
TODD: Ouch! Jesus
heard my mean thought!
288
00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:45,200
A slingshot!
It's so simple and pure.
289
00:11:45,235 --> 00:11:47,335
He doesn't need lasers
or time machines,
290
00:11:47,370 --> 00:11:49,938
just gum balls and marbles
and balls of string.
291
00:11:49,973 --> 00:11:52,207
He's like something
out of Mark Twain!
292
00:11:52,242 --> 00:11:54,242
Whose real name
was Samuel Clemens.
293
00:11:54,277 --> 00:11:56,444
How... how does that further
this conversation?
294
00:11:56,479 --> 00:11:58,847
Hey, you want to make
a prank phone call?
295
00:11:58,882 --> 00:12:00,381
Ooh, prank phone call!
296
00:12:03,486 --> 00:12:05,220
(ringing)
297
00:12:05,255 --> 00:12:06,955
Moe's Tavern.
Moe speaking.
298
00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:08,656
Uh, yeah, I'm looking
for a friend,
299
00:12:08,692 --> 00:12:11,292
last name Keebum,
first name Lee.
300
00:12:11,328 --> 00:12:12,594
Uh, hang on, I'll check.
301
00:12:12,629 --> 00:12:14,696
Hey, guys, do I got
a Lee Keebum?
302
00:12:14,731 --> 00:12:17,398
Come on, look at the stools--
is there a Lee Keebum?
303
00:12:17,434 --> 00:12:20,235
Somebody check the rear--
I know I got a Lee Keebum.
304
00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:22,470
Then you probably shouldn't
be handling food.
305
00:12:22,505 --> 00:12:24,472
(laughing loudly)
306
00:12:24,507 --> 00:12:26,341
(laughing over phone)
(laughing)
307
00:12:26,376 --> 00:12:27,909
Oh, my God,
that's amazing!
308
00:12:27,944 --> 00:12:29,477
That's the coolest
thing ever!
309
00:12:29,512 --> 00:12:31,346
Hey, I want to try.
Okay.
310
00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:34,916
Moe's Tavern.
311
00:12:34,951 --> 00:12:37,619
Hello, Moe?
Your sister's being raped.
312
00:12:37,654 --> 00:12:40,221
Is that... is that one?
313
00:12:40,257 --> 00:12:41,689
So, this is my room.
314
00:12:41,725 --> 00:12:43,291
Please excuse the mess.
315
00:12:43,326 --> 00:12:45,493
(clears throat)
There, that's better.
316
00:12:45,528 --> 00:12:47,495
Look at all these trophies!
317
00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:49,564
There must be,
like, 20 of them!
318
00:12:49,599 --> 00:12:52,901
23. But I'm sure you have
a lot of trophies of your own.
319
00:12:52,936 --> 00:12:55,169
No. I'm not good
at anything.
320
00:12:55,205 --> 00:12:58,072
Oh, Meg, I'm sure
you're good at something.
321
00:12:58,108 --> 00:13:00,074
We just have
to find out what it is.
322
00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:03,544
After all, Nelson Mandela said
it's our obligation to shine.
323
00:13:03,580 --> 00:13:05,880
You mean like my
oily face and back?
324
00:13:05,916 --> 00:13:08,316
No. Maybe don't sit
on my bedspread, please.
325
00:13:08,351 --> 00:13:11,586
But I mean the light within you
that makes you an individual.
326
00:13:11,621 --> 00:13:14,088
Meg, you need to know
that you matter.
327
00:13:14,124 --> 00:13:16,658
Really? No one's ever
told me I mattered before.
328
00:13:16,693 --> 00:13:18,559
That's why you
have to say it.
329
00:13:18,595 --> 00:13:20,929
So say it.
I matter.
330
00:13:20,964 --> 00:13:21,964
Louder!
331
00:13:21,965 --> 00:13:23,231
I matter!
332
00:13:23,266 --> 00:13:26,434
PETER (calls):
Shut up, Meg! You don't matter!
333
00:13:34,277 --> 00:13:36,945
(squeals, cries)
334
00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:38,947
(bawling)
335
00:13:43,853 --> 00:13:46,654
Hey, couldn't help but notice
there's no seat for me.
336
00:13:46,690 --> 00:13:50,391
Oh. I was under the impression
that you were a dog.
337
00:13:50,427 --> 00:13:52,293
You're right to have
that reaction, Marge.
338
00:13:52,329 --> 00:13:55,196
Why, I just figured,
at home I sit with the family,
339
00:13:55,231 --> 00:13:56,531
so I assumed that...
340
00:13:56,566 --> 00:13:58,633
Have you ever drunk
out of a toilet?
341
00:13:58,668 --> 00:14:01,035
I-I don't see what that has
to do with the discussion.
342
00:14:01,071 --> 00:14:02,870
Dogs eat in the kitchen.
343
00:14:02,906 --> 00:14:04,839
Yeah, dogs eat
in the kitchen.
344
00:14:04,874 --> 00:14:07,508
Y-You know, you're eating
mostly horse hooves
345
00:14:07,544 --> 00:14:09,577
and tallow, right?
You cool with that?
346
00:14:09,612 --> 00:14:11,779
Oh, and the ones that
fall on the floor,
347
00:14:11,815 --> 00:14:13,448
you just eat those
up, too, huh?
348
00:14:13,483 --> 00:14:14,916
Oh, yeah, yeah, you do.
349
00:14:14,951 --> 00:14:17,118
So, is that... is that,
like, your thing?
350
00:14:17,153 --> 00:14:19,487
You eat loud?
(barking)
351
00:14:19,522 --> 00:14:22,190
I... I'm-I'm sorry,
I don't know what...
352
00:14:22,225 --> 00:14:23,524
That's a gutter language.
353
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,827
LOIS: Are you making friends
in there, Brian?
354
00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:27,628
Yep, he's a lot
of laughs.
355
00:14:27,664 --> 00:14:29,697
Wow, you work at a
nuclear power plant?
356
00:14:29,733 --> 00:14:31,366
What's that?
I don't know.
357
00:14:31,401 --> 00:14:32,567
Pretty impressive.
358
00:14:32,602 --> 00:14:34,302
I just work
at a brewery.
359
00:14:34,337 --> 00:14:36,971
Oh, my God,
you get to work with beer?!
360
00:14:37,007 --> 00:14:39,407
Wow! What's beer really like?
361
00:14:39,442 --> 00:14:41,676
Eh, he's got a big head.
(giggles)
362
00:14:41,711 --> 00:14:44,579
Hey, you know-- aw, damn it,
I don't have a comic strip anymore.
363
00:14:44,614 --> 00:14:48,049
So, still no word from the
police on your stolen car?
364
00:14:48,084 --> 00:14:50,385
(scoffs) The cops
here are a joke.
365
00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:53,154
I bet you and me can find
your car on our own.
366
00:14:53,189 --> 00:14:54,622
You think so?
Yeah.
367
00:14:54,657 --> 00:14:56,691
'Cause Homer Simpson
and Peter Griffin
368
00:14:56,726 --> 00:14:58,426
are a great team!
369
00:14:58,461 --> 00:15:00,695
A greater team than...
370
00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:03,164
Than...
Uh-huh, keep going.
371
00:15:03,199 --> 00:15:05,233
Than... something else.
372
00:15:05,268 --> 00:15:07,502
Something else?
I... don't know what this is.
373
00:15:07,537 --> 00:15:09,470
(sighs) O-Okay,
I'll do it.
374
00:15:09,506 --> 00:15:12,106
Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin
are an even greater team
375
00:15:12,142 --> 00:15:13,608
than the Air Force!
376
00:15:15,645 --> 00:15:18,179
Hold steady.
I got him in my sights.
377
00:15:23,219 --> 00:15:24,852
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah-heh-heh!
378
00:15:24,888 --> 00:15:27,121
Yeah, we did it.
What's he doing here?
379
00:15:27,157 --> 00:15:29,924
We got to carry him,
'cause he can't fly on his own.
380
00:15:29,959 --> 00:15:32,193
We let that other guy try,
and look what happened.
381
00:15:32,228 --> 00:15:35,897
No, no, no, no, no, no...!
382
00:15:40,737 --> 00:15:43,805
Wow, they've made a lot
of changes to Quahog!
383
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,907
Chris, we're
in a different town.
384
00:15:45,942 --> 00:15:47,075
Oh...
385
00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:49,343
Is that why there was
blood in my stool?
386
00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:51,479
No. That-that sounds
like a separate issue.
387
00:15:51,514 --> 00:15:53,448
God, I can't believe
I got stuck
388
00:15:53,483 --> 00:15:55,316
taking their stupid dog
for a walk.
389
00:15:55,351 --> 00:15:58,019
Stupid? Well, I don't know,
I think he's kind of fun.
390
00:15:58,054 --> 00:15:59,954
What, are you kidding?
He doesn't do anything.
391
00:15:59,989 --> 00:16:01,656
You know,
it's not his fault, though.
392
00:16:01,691 --> 00:16:03,157
He doesn't know any better.
393
00:16:03,193 --> 00:16:05,259
He's been on a leash
his whole life.
394
00:16:05,295 --> 00:16:07,562
Hey, you know what?
Come here, Santa's Stupid Name.
395
00:16:07,597 --> 00:16:11,132
You're a grown dog--
start acting like one.
396
00:16:13,570 --> 00:16:15,636
Come here, boy.
397
00:16:15,672 --> 00:16:16,971
♪ ♪
398
00:16:17,006 --> 00:16:18,539
Hey, stop that dog!
399
00:16:19,843 --> 00:16:22,110
Sorry. We're
on a smoke break.
400
00:16:22,145 --> 00:16:23,277
(loud inhaling)
401
00:16:23,313 --> 00:16:24,479
(loud exhaling)
402
00:16:24,514 --> 00:16:26,681
Nothing beats
smoking and standing.
403
00:16:26,716 --> 00:16:30,284
Although smoking and sitting
does have its moments.
404
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,488
You always have
to argue with me.
405
00:16:38,094 --> 00:16:39,894
Oh, thank goodness!
406
00:16:39,929 --> 00:16:43,464
I was starting to think
you wouldn't show, Dr. Dog.
407
00:16:47,737 --> 00:16:51,405
Boy, you really like
to bleed, huh, guy?
408
00:16:51,441 --> 00:16:53,674
♪ ♪
409
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,146
(barking)
410
00:16:58,181 --> 00:17:01,082
Hey, there's a dog
in the dining area!
411
00:17:01,117 --> 00:17:02,650
How'd that happen?
412
00:17:02,685 --> 00:17:04,519
Get back in there.
413
00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:07,889
(all barking)
414
00:17:09,425 --> 00:17:11,025
Which one is Santa's
Little Helper?
415
00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:13,661
I don't know. You're the one who
sniffed his butt.
416
00:17:13,696 --> 00:17:15,363
Yeah, for, like,
a second!
417
00:17:15,398 --> 00:17:17,632
♪ ♪
418
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:19,000
Damn it, he's gone.
419
00:17:19,035 --> 00:17:20,468
We're screwed.
420
00:17:20,503 --> 00:17:23,337
(squeaky voice): Welcome to Krusty Burger.
May I take your order?
421
00:17:23,373 --> 00:17:26,073
Your voice
sounds stupid.
422
00:17:26,109 --> 00:17:28,576
-♪
♪
-(excited shouts)
423
00:17:45,929 --> 00:17:47,728
Oh, my God,
that was great!
424
00:17:47,764 --> 00:17:50,698
I mean, unless you think it sucked,
in which case it sucked.
425
00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:52,033
It was all right, dude.
426
00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:53,334
Yeah, dude.
(chuckles)
427
00:17:53,369 --> 00:17:55,536
So, you know, um,
I'm only wearing this diaper
428
00:17:55,572 --> 00:17:58,339
as a dare, you know-- it's not,
like, an everyday thing.
429
00:17:58,374 --> 00:18:00,741
Hey, loser, I copied
off your spelling test
430
00:18:00,777 --> 00:18:03,044
and got a D!
431
00:18:03,079 --> 00:18:04,946
Haw-haw!
432
00:18:04,981 --> 00:18:07,915
I say, how long has that boy
been treating you like that?
433
00:18:07,951 --> 00:18:12,587
(groaning): Uh...
about 24 years.
434
00:18:14,324 --> 00:18:15,723
Aah!
435
00:18:20,196 --> 00:18:22,763
Just who I was
looking for!
436
00:18:22,799 --> 00:18:24,832
(grunting)
437
00:18:25,335 --> 00:18:26,500
(groans)
438
00:18:28,471 --> 00:18:30,738
Cowabunga.
439
00:18:33,931 --> 00:18:36,031
All right, Peter, if we're
gonna find your car,
440
00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:37,667
we got to think
like a car.
441
00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:40,136
So let's fill up
at that gas station.
442
00:18:47,612 --> 00:18:49,579
I feel sick.
Keep drinking.
443
00:18:49,614 --> 00:18:51,414
I prepaid 40 bucks!
444
00:18:51,449 --> 00:18:53,449
Homer, maybe
we're doing this wrong.
445
00:18:57,355 --> 00:18:59,022
Oh, crap.
446
00:19:04,195 --> 00:19:07,230
Haben Sie Homer und
Peter MIT Chevron pump?
447
00:19:12,037 --> 00:19:16,005
Okay, I got a great idea how
we're gonna find my stolen car.
448
00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:19,242
We'll throw a car wash--
free for stolen cars!
449
00:19:19,277 --> 00:19:22,812
And then when we find it,
we'll actually charge the guy!
450
00:19:22,847 --> 00:19:25,348
(horns honking)
451
00:19:32,624 --> 00:19:34,390
Well, none of these
is my car,
452
00:19:34,426 --> 00:19:36,693
but we promised
these scumbags a show.
453
00:19:37,495 --> 00:19:40,496
(rock intro playing)
454
00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:44,434
♪ ♪
455
00:19:49,407 --> 00:19:52,175
♪ ♪
456
00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:55,011
♪ Love is like a bomb, baby,
come on, get it on ♪
457
00:19:55,046 --> 00:19:57,780
♪ Livin' like a lover
with a radar phone ♪
458
00:19:57,816 --> 00:19:59,949
♪ Lookin' like a tramp,
like a video vamp ♪
459
00:19:59,985 --> 00:20:03,419
♪ Demolition woman,
can I be your man? ♪
460
00:20:03,455 --> 00:20:04,687
♪ ♪
461
00:20:04,723 --> 00:20:06,356
♪ Yeah! ♪
462
00:20:08,393 --> 00:20:12,228
♪ So come on, take a bottle ♪
463
00:20:12,263 --> 00:20:14,797
♪ Shake it up ♪
464
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:17,500
♪ Break the bubble ♪
465
00:20:17,535 --> 00:20:20,303
♪ Break it up ♪
466
00:20:20,338 --> 00:20:21,604
♪ Pour some ♪
467
00:20:21,639 --> 00:20:22,872
♪ Sugar on me ♪
468
00:20:22,907 --> 00:20:25,775
♪ Ooh, in the name of love ♪
469
00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:27,477
♪ Pour some ♪
470
00:20:27,512 --> 00:20:29,278
♪ Sugar on me ♪
471
00:20:29,314 --> 00:20:31,047
♪ Come on, fire me up ♪
472
00:20:31,082 --> 00:20:32,782
♪ Pour your ♪
473
00:20:32,817 --> 00:20:35,084
♪ Sugar on me ♪
474
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,353
♪ I can't get enough... ♪
475
00:20:37,389 --> 00:20:40,456
Hey, Chief, we could arrest every single
car thief in Springfield.
476
00:20:40,492 --> 00:20:42,291
After the show, Lou,
477
00:20:42,327 --> 00:20:44,660
after the show.
478
00:20:55,473 --> 00:21:00,209
(loudly): I don't know!
I feel like I'm good at nothing!
479
00:21:00,245 --> 00:21:03,046
Hey, everyone gets down
on themselves sometimes.
480
00:21:03,081 --> 00:21:06,883
Those are the days
I'm glad I have my saxophone.
481
00:21:06,918 --> 00:21:07,918
Saxophone?
482
00:21:07,919 --> 00:21:09,585
Yeah. My dad
gave it to me.
483
00:21:09,621 --> 00:21:11,788
My dad once gave me
a gun to hide.
484
00:21:11,823 --> 00:21:13,423
That's terrible.
485
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:15,625
Whenever I feel
any pain or loneliness,
486
00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:18,528
I just play away the blues
on my saxophone.
487
00:21:18,563 --> 00:21:21,130
Huh. I usually
just beat up a cat.
488
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:25,201
Good thing we don't have a cat.
489
00:21:25,236 --> 00:21:27,870
Why don't you
give it a shot?
490
00:21:31,443 --> 00:21:34,410
(expertly playing bluesy melody)
491
00:21:38,349 --> 00:21:40,616
♪ ♪
492
00:22:04,409 --> 00:22:05,875
Was that good?
493
00:22:05,910 --> 00:22:08,478
It was okay, but it would
be a shame to waste
494
00:22:08,513 --> 00:22:12,014
such great butcher's arms
on a musical instrument.
495
00:22:17,188 --> 00:22:19,489
(shouts, sputtering)
496
00:22:19,524 --> 00:22:21,791
STEWIE:
Wakey, wakey.
497
00:22:21,826 --> 00:22:23,192
Good morning.
498
00:22:23,228 --> 00:22:25,595
You and I have quite a day
ahead of us.
499
00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:40,877
Oh, that's a clown I painted,
so you know I'm truly insane.
500
00:22:40,912 --> 00:22:43,146
(whimpering)
You know, Nelson,
501
00:22:43,181 --> 00:22:45,548
I don't doubt that you've
had a twisted childhood.
502
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:46,949
Most evil people have.
503
00:22:46,985 --> 00:22:49,285
Hitler, Manson, Jaden Smith.
504
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,354
But you're different
from them, aren't you?
505
00:22:51,389 --> 00:22:53,789
Because they're rail-thin,
and you're fat.
506
00:22:53,825 --> 00:22:55,658
You're a little piggy,
aren't you, Nelson?
507
00:22:55,693 --> 00:22:57,660
In fact, I bet
you're hungry right now.
508
00:22:57,695 --> 00:22:59,962
(mumbling)
What's that?
509
00:23:00,999 --> 00:23:02,231
I could eat.
510
00:23:02,267 --> 00:23:03,900
Good. Because you're going
511
00:23:03,935 --> 00:23:07,003
to eat... my... shorts.
512
00:23:07,038 --> 00:23:09,038
(muffled shouting)
513
00:23:14,712 --> 00:23:17,346
Homer, you're never going
to believe what we did.
514
00:23:17,382 --> 00:23:20,082
We saw a movie
in the afternoon!
515
00:23:20,118 --> 00:23:22,218
Yeah, we saw
Surf's Up 2.
516
00:23:22,253 --> 00:23:24,887
Marge covered her eyes every
time the penguins surfed.
517
00:23:24,923 --> 00:23:28,024
It made me nervous.
They could drown.
518
00:23:28,059 --> 00:23:30,359
Hey, where's
Santa's Little Helper?
519
00:23:30,395 --> 00:23:32,862
Brian, you took him
for a walk, right?
520
00:23:32,897 --> 00:23:34,830
Uh, yeah, yeah.
(chuckles)
521
00:23:34,866 --> 00:23:36,365
More-more like he took me
for a walk.
522
00:23:36,401 --> 00:23:38,568
(chuckles) God, what a...
what a fun dog.
523
00:23:38,603 --> 00:23:41,504
He's in the kitchen right now,
totally accounted for.
524
00:23:41,539 --> 00:23:42,838
(quietly):
Shut up.
525
00:23:42,874 --> 00:23:45,174
I'll, uh... I'll go check
on him right now.
526
00:23:45,210 --> 00:23:46,842
And Chris
will come with me.
527
00:23:46,878 --> 00:23:48,878
But nobody else!
528
00:23:51,583 --> 00:23:53,216
BRIAN
Ruff! Ruff, ruff!
529
00:23:53,251 --> 00:23:55,084
Ah, there he is!
530
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,853
Aw, you like that
behind the ear, don't you, boy?
531
00:23:57,889 --> 00:23:58,988
Ruff! Ruff, ruff!
532
00:23:59,023 --> 00:24:02,124
Ruff, ruff! I'm
another dog in here!
533
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,459
(quietly):
What the hell are you doing?
534
00:24:03,494 --> 00:24:05,528
(quietly): He's having a
dog playdate.
535
00:24:05,563 --> 00:24:08,931
How does that help us?
We're creating a broad story.
536
00:24:08,967 --> 00:24:11,400
Also, Matthew McConaughey
is in here, too!
537
00:24:11,436 --> 00:24:13,536
(à la Matthew McConaughey):
"All right, all right, all right."
538
00:24:13,571 --> 00:24:16,005
BRIAN: No, no, he's-he's not
really in here! He's...
539
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,307
We-we thought it was him,
but it was just the oven!
540
00:24:18,343 --> 00:24:19,375
(quietly):
Now you're just doing voices.
541
00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:21,577
Jack Nicholson?!
542
00:24:21,613 --> 00:24:24,113
Okay, Santa's Little Helper
got all tuckered out
543
00:24:24,148 --> 00:24:26,782
from his playdate, so he went
out back to take a nap
544
00:24:26,818 --> 00:24:29,051
under that tree where nobody
knows quite where it is.
545
00:24:29,087 --> 00:24:30,586
Hey, what happened
to Jack Nicholson
546
00:24:30,622 --> 00:24:32,221
and that other dog?
Yep.
547
00:24:32,257 --> 00:24:34,991
Wait, aren't you supposed
to be looking for our car?
548
00:24:35,026 --> 00:24:36,125
Didn't find the car, Lois,
549
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,027
but I found a good
time with a good pal.
550
00:24:38,062 --> 00:24:40,696
Right, Homer? Hey,
Quagmire who, right?
551
00:24:40,732 --> 00:24:42,765
Yeah, Quagmire who?
552
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,901
That's an actual question.
I don't know who Quagmire is.
553
00:24:45,937 --> 00:24:49,305
Peter, I'm glad you made a
friend, but what about our car?
554
00:24:49,340 --> 00:24:50,840
Yeah, I got an idea
about that.
555
00:24:50,875 --> 00:24:53,843
What's the one surefire way
to find a lost car?
556
00:24:53,878 --> 00:24:56,979
Giant magnet?
Giant magnet.
557
00:24:58,016 --> 00:24:59,148
Giant magnet?
558
00:24:59,183 --> 00:25:01,817
(grunting)
559
00:25:01,853 --> 00:25:03,152
Check.
560
00:25:03,187 --> 00:25:04,487
Giant plug?
Check.
561
00:25:04,522 --> 00:25:07,123
Giant curbside outlet?
562
00:25:10,228 --> 00:25:13,796
Oh, things never work
the way they do on the box.
563
00:25:16,968 --> 00:25:18,808
Okay, let's get this garbage
out of the street.
564
00:25:22,206 --> 00:25:26,842
Oh, dear, I was using that car
as pants.
565
00:25:26,878 --> 00:25:29,111
Oh, my God, Dad,
it's our car!
566
00:25:29,147 --> 00:25:32,715
That confused old guy must have
been driving it by mistake.
567
00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:35,651
How many confused old guys
you got in this town?
568
00:25:35,687 --> 00:25:38,387
(groans)
569
00:25:38,423 --> 00:25:40,723
I'm old, so I'm the victim!
570
00:25:44,529 --> 00:25:46,896
Well, Homer, thanks
for helping me get my car back.
571
00:25:46,931 --> 00:25:49,699
And to show my appreciation, I
got a little something for you.
572
00:25:49,734 --> 00:25:52,034
Here you go.
Pawtucket Patriot Ale.
573
00:25:52,070 --> 00:25:54,036
The best Quahog
has to offer.
574
00:25:54,072 --> 00:25:56,806
Always keep an emergency
six-pack in my trunk.
575
00:25:56,841 --> 00:25:59,742
Oh, that's cool, bringing
outside beer into my bar.
576
00:25:59,777 --> 00:26:01,711
Down the hatch!
577
00:26:03,381 --> 00:26:04,914
That's pretty good, right?
578
00:26:05,950 --> 00:26:07,583
No.
579
00:26:07,618 --> 00:26:09,585
Huh?
It's not good.
580
00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:11,253
This beer tastes exactly
like Duff.
581
00:26:11,289 --> 00:26:13,255
It's just a lousy rip-off.
582
00:26:13,291 --> 00:26:15,324
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!
It's not a rip-off of Duff.
583
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,794
It may have been inspired
by Duff, but I-I like to think
584
00:26:18,830 --> 00:26:20,496
it goes in
a different direction.
585
00:26:20,531 --> 00:26:23,666
No, this is just the same
as Duff, but, like, worse.
586
00:26:23,701 --> 00:26:26,669
Hey, come on, now, this is
my favorite beer you're talking about.
587
00:26:26,704 --> 00:26:28,671
Hell, I work for the company.
It's my livelihood.
588
00:26:28,706 --> 00:26:31,340
Oh, yeah? Well, your livelihood
is based on fraud.
589
00:26:31,376 --> 00:26:32,508
Look at this.
590
00:26:33,277 --> 00:26:35,778
Huh?
591
00:26:35,813 --> 00:26:37,113
(gasps)
It is Duff.
592
00:26:37,148 --> 00:26:39,415
Your beer is
in big trouble!
593
00:26:39,450 --> 00:26:41,083
You can't just slap
a new label on something
594
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:42,218
and call it your own!
595
00:26:42,253 --> 00:26:44,553
Well, maybe Duff should be
in trouble for,
596
00:26:44,589 --> 00:26:46,489
you know,
not being that great.
597
00:26:46,524 --> 00:26:47,823
(gasps)
598
00:26:47,859 --> 00:26:50,192
Duff is an icon!
599
00:26:50,228 --> 00:26:52,128
Yeah, but some folks
prefer Pawtucket Pat.
600
00:26:52,163 --> 00:26:55,331
I mean, don't get me wrong,
I-I used to love Duff when I was younger,
601
00:26:55,366 --> 00:26:58,234
but I-I haven't even had it
in, like, 13 years.
602
00:26:58,269 --> 00:26:59,502
Be that as it may,
603
00:26:59,537 --> 00:27:02,104
I represent the Duff Brewery,
and you, sir,
604
00:27:02,140 --> 00:27:04,440
as a representative
of Pawtucket Patriot Ale,
605
00:27:04,475 --> 00:27:08,077
are being sued for intellectual
theft and patent infringement.
606
00:27:08,112 --> 00:27:09,912
Aha! Intellectual theft!
607
00:27:09,947 --> 00:27:12,148
What do you have to say
about that, Griffin?
608
00:27:12,183 --> 00:27:13,516
D'oh!
609
00:27:15,944 --> 00:27:19,245
(indistinct chatter)
(helicopter whirring)
610
00:27:26,221 --> 00:27:28,921
The Pawtucket Patriot
Brewery being sued?
611
00:27:28,957 --> 00:27:31,457
It's the largest employer
in Quahog, Peter.
612
00:27:31,093 --> 00:27:33,393
A lot of people's jobs
are riding on this.
613
00:27:33,428 --> 00:27:35,729
(quietly): Yeah, I got a job for you
riding on something.
614
00:27:35,764 --> 00:27:36,796
Peter!
615
00:27:36,832 --> 00:27:38,398
Sorry! Sorry, Lois,
I'm-I'm tired
616
00:27:38,433 --> 00:27:41,434
'cause we usually only do
these things for half an hour.
617
00:27:43,605 --> 00:27:44,637
Simpson.
618
00:27:44,673 --> 00:27:45,673
Griffin.
619
00:27:45,674 --> 00:27:46,840
Nice day, isn't it?
620
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,641
A nice day for stabbing
a friend in the back.
621
00:27:48,677 --> 00:27:52,212
Yeah, and a nice day for
bringing thieves to justice.
622
00:27:53,348 --> 00:27:55,115
We're getting a
lot of compliments.
623
00:27:55,150 --> 00:27:57,617
Yep, we're doing
something right.
624
00:27:57,652 --> 00:28:00,153
(indistinct chatter)
625
00:28:00,188 --> 00:28:02,622
Your Honor,
citizens of Springfield
626
00:28:02,657 --> 00:28:05,358
and visitors from Quahog,
my client, the Duff Brewery,
627
00:28:05,394 --> 00:28:08,461
is the victim of flagrant
intellectual theft.
628
00:28:08,497 --> 00:28:11,131
(quietly): I'm whispering in court
to look smart.
629
00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:14,467
But it's not just the main Duff
recipe that's been plagiarized.
630
00:28:14,503 --> 00:28:16,970
Several other Duff variations,
packages
631
00:28:17,005 --> 00:28:19,572
and design elements
have been similarly infringed,
632
00:28:19,608 --> 00:28:21,474
resulting again
633
00:28:21,510 --> 00:28:23,410
and again in pale imitations,
634
00:28:23,445 --> 00:28:24,611
chp coes,
clumsy counterfeits
635
00:28:24,646 --> 00:28:27,847
and weak substitutions.
636
00:28:27,883 --> 00:28:29,516
You like sex?
Eh.
637
00:28:29,551 --> 00:28:31,251
I don't think
we're very similar.
638
00:28:31,286 --> 00:28:34,053
You know why they got us
sitting next to each other.
639
00:28:34,089 --> 00:28:36,723
Uh, 'cause we're the two
funniest guys in our towns?
640
00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:38,191
Damn right.
641
00:28:38,226 --> 00:28:39,692
I'm a Jewish clown.
642
00:28:39,728 --> 00:28:41,094
Me, too.
643
00:28:41,129 --> 00:28:43,263
Are you a mayor?
Yes, I am.
644
00:28:43,298 --> 00:28:45,265
Are you a "cool" mayor?
645
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:47,834
I, uh... I like
to think so.
646
00:28:50,872 --> 00:28:52,172
You lived in Springfield?
647
00:28:52,207 --> 00:28:55,041
Yeah, I worked at the
Kwik-E-Mart, researching a role.
648
00:28:55,076 --> 00:28:57,310
These guys are gonna lose.
649
00:28:57,345 --> 00:29:00,914
FRED FLINTSTONES: I've heard all
I need to hear to make a decision.
650
00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:04,517
If you ask me, neither of
these beers is wholly original.
651
00:29:04,553 --> 00:29:08,455
They're both pale imitations
of my favorite beer, Bud Rock.
652
00:29:08,490 --> 00:29:09,756
PETER: Oh, ho, ho!
HOMER: Ooh!
653
00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:12,225
But rendering a verdict
is something
654
00:29:12,260 --> 00:29:15,495
I'm paid to yabba-dabba-do!
655
00:29:15,530 --> 00:29:16,830
PETER and HOMER:
Eh.
656
00:29:16,865 --> 00:29:19,432
And I find in favor of Duff.
657
00:29:19,468 --> 00:29:20,333
Oh, no!
658
00:29:20,368 --> 00:29:21,167
Oh, no!
659
00:29:21,203 --> 00:29:22,535
Oh, no!
660
00:29:23,538 --> 00:29:26,005
(phone rings)
661
00:29:26,041 --> 00:29:27,173
Hello?
662
00:29:27,209 --> 00:29:28,274
Uh, hey.
663
00:29:28,310 --> 00:29:30,510
I'm-I'm
in the wrong Springfield.
664
00:29:35,217 --> 00:29:37,116
So what's going
to happen now?
665
00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:39,586
Well, the Pawtucket Brewery
will be shut down,
666
00:29:39,621 --> 00:29:43,490
so I guess we got to go back to
Quahog and find Peter a new job.
667
00:29:43,525 --> 00:29:45,091
Mmm, that's too bad.
668
00:29:45,126 --> 00:29:48,428
Yeah. Anyways, it was still nice
to meet you and your family,
669
00:29:48,463 --> 00:29:50,763
even though you kind of
screwed us over.
670
00:29:50,799 --> 00:29:52,232
Good to have you.
671
00:29:52,267 --> 00:29:54,400
And, hey, next time
you stay with a family,
672
00:29:54,436 --> 00:29:57,570
maybe you can wear a
bra some of the time.
673
00:29:57,606 --> 00:30:00,507
Hey, uh, Marge, uh,
674
00:30:00,542 --> 00:30:02,782
listen, there's something
difficult that I've been trying
675
00:30:02,811 --> 00:30:05,278
to figure out how to
tell you, and, um...
676
00:30:05,313 --> 00:30:08,147
it's about, uh,
Santa's Little Helper.
677
00:30:08,183 --> 00:30:09,382
What about him?
678
00:30:09,417 --> 00:30:11,117
He's, um...
679
00:30:11,152 --> 00:30:13,186
(barking)
680
00:30:13,221 --> 00:30:15,154
...right there.
681
00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:17,824
You were trying to figure out
a way to tell me that?
682
00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:19,626
I overthink things
sometimes.
683
00:30:19,661 --> 00:30:21,961
Oh, and, look,
he's with Ed McMahon!
684
00:30:21,997 --> 00:30:23,663
(à la Ed McMahon):
Hey-o!
685
00:30:23,698 --> 00:30:25,164
Here's Johnny!
686
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,499
Chris, we're done.
687
00:30:26,535 --> 00:30:29,502
You may be, but...
"I'm just getting warmed up!"
688
00:30:29,538 --> 00:30:32,038
That's Al Pacino.
689
00:30:32,073 --> 00:30:33,973
Thanks for being
so cool, Lisa.
690
00:30:34,009 --> 00:30:36,609
I cut your name in my arm
so I'll always remember you.
691
00:30:38,413 --> 00:30:39,946
(groans)
692
00:30:39,981 --> 00:30:42,115
Meg, I want you to have this.
693
00:30:42,150 --> 00:30:43,416
Your saxophone?
694
00:30:43,451 --> 00:30:47,724
Yes, Meg.
When you played the saxophone,
695
00:30:50,596 --> 00:30:54,564
Lisa, no one has ever done
anything this nice for me.
696
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:57,968
You're amazing,
and I will never be like you.
697
00:30:58,003 --> 00:31:01,104
I'm not pretty, I'm not smart,
I'm not talented.
698
00:31:01,140 --> 00:31:03,373
I have the same shoe size
as Charles Barkley.
699
00:31:03,408 --> 00:31:05,242
My prom date
was a scarecrow I stole,
700
00:31:05,277 --> 00:31:06,977
and he left
with someone else.
701
00:31:07,012 --> 00:31:09,513
The inside of my hat
smells so bad I'm not allowed
702
00:31:09,548 --> 00:31:11,748
in most restaurants...
Hey, hey!
703
00:31:11,784 --> 00:31:13,750
Shut up, Meg.
704
00:31:20,993 --> 00:31:23,460
No luggage. Car's full.
Let's go.
705
00:31:24,463 --> 00:31:26,096
Well, nice knowing you,
Stewie.
706
00:31:26,131 --> 00:31:27,564
Same here, Bart.
707
00:31:27,599 --> 00:31:29,065
Hey, I hope
you don't mind,
708
00:31:29,101 --> 00:31:31,067
I got you a
little present.
709
00:31:33,806 --> 00:31:35,772
Whoa. Is that Nelson?
710
00:31:35,808 --> 00:31:37,574
Stewie, what the deuce?
711
00:31:37,609 --> 00:31:39,576
Yes, I... Oh!
Oh, that's nice.
712
00:31:39,611 --> 00:31:41,511
You got that from me.
'Cause, you know,
713
00:31:41,547 --> 00:31:43,713
I was starting to worry
this was a one-way thing.
714
00:31:43,749 --> 00:31:45,448
You kidnapped him?
715
00:31:45,484 --> 00:31:47,417
I kidnapped all your enemies.
716
00:31:47,452 --> 00:31:50,887
Nelson, Jimbo, Principal
Skinner, Sideshow Bob, Apu.
717
00:31:50,923 --> 00:31:53,690
I know Apu's not your enemy,
but I just wanted to say,
718
00:31:53,725 --> 00:31:56,126
"I took Apu."
(chuckles)
719
00:31:56,161 --> 00:31:58,528
(laughs)
That is funny!
720
00:31:58,564 --> 00:32:00,397
But the rest of this?
It's messed up, man.
721
00:32:00,432 --> 00:32:02,032
I know! Isn't it awesome?
722
00:32:02,067 --> 00:32:04,401
So, how do you want to keep
in touch? Facebook? Twitter?
723
00:32:04,436 --> 00:32:06,169
Late-night phone calls
lying on our tummies
724
00:32:06,205 --> 00:32:07,637
with our feet up in the air?
725
00:32:07,673 --> 00:32:09,172
Stewie, I don't think
we can be friends.
726
00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:10,774
You freak me out.
727
00:32:10,809 --> 00:32:13,310
Bart, if we don't keep in touch,
I'll kill myself.
728
00:32:13,345 --> 00:32:14,644
That's what I'm talking about.
729
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,580
Later, dude!
730
00:32:16,615 --> 00:32:18,448
(crying):
Later...
731
00:32:18,483 --> 00:32:20,217
dude.
732
00:32:21,253 --> 00:32:23,887
(grunts)
(muffled): Haw-haw!
733
00:32:27,630 --> 00:32:30,264
♪ ♪
734
00:32:49,552 --> 00:32:51,285
Aw.
735
00:32:52,688 --> 00:32:53,988
Hey, Griffin.
736
00:32:54,023 --> 00:32:56,157
Sorry about your job.
737
00:32:56,192 --> 00:32:58,092
I was just sticking
up for Duff.
738
00:32:58,127 --> 00:32:59,260
I love Duff.
739
00:32:59,295 --> 00:33:00,795
And Duff loves me.
740
00:33:00,830 --> 00:33:02,229
Duff can keep a secret.
741
00:33:02,265 --> 00:33:03,697
Duff never says no.
742
00:33:03,733 --> 00:33:06,801
Duff is more experimental than
any partner I've ever had.
743
00:33:06,836 --> 00:33:10,171
Anyway, the point
is, I'm sorry.
744
00:33:10,206 --> 00:33:13,441
You know, when I first met you,
I thought, hey, I love this guy!
745
00:33:13,476 --> 00:33:15,209
This is the funniest guy
I've ever met.
746
00:33:15,244 --> 00:33:17,211
I'm gonna quote this guy
to all my friends.
747
00:33:17,246 --> 00:33:19,246
I love his town,
I love his family.
748
00:33:19,282 --> 00:33:21,816
But now, I think
I speak for all of us
749
00:33:21,851 --> 00:33:24,718
when I say,
I am over the Simpsons!
750
00:33:24,754 --> 00:33:26,754
(gasps) Wh-What
are you saying?
751
00:33:26,789 --> 00:33:28,856
I'm saying
the Simpsons suck!
752
00:33:28,891 --> 00:33:30,591
Why, you...
753
00:33:30,626 --> 00:33:32,326
(both grunting)
754
00:33:35,398 --> 00:33:37,665
(enraged grunting)
755
00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:39,100
(gasps)
756
00:33:39,135 --> 00:33:41,469
(grunting)
757
00:33:43,072 --> 00:33:45,306
(grunting continues)
758
00:33:48,044 --> 00:33:49,577
(grunting continues)
759
00:33:51,714 --> 00:33:53,180
(yelling)
760
00:33:53,216 --> 00:33:55,049
(grunting)
761
00:33:56,052 --> 00:33:57,418
(shrieking)
762
00:33:57,453 --> 00:33:58,486
(gagging)
763
00:33:58,521 --> 00:34:00,955
Ow! What the hell?
That really hurts.
764
00:34:00,990 --> 00:34:04,291
No, it doesn't!
I do it to my son all the time.
765
00:34:04,327 --> 00:34:06,227
You strangle your son?
That's insane!
766
00:34:06,262 --> 00:34:09,396
No wonder he's fat and stupid
and masturbates all the time.
767
00:34:09,432 --> 00:34:10,631
That's your son!
768
00:34:10,666 --> 00:34:11,532
(yells)
769
00:34:11,567 --> 00:34:13,734
(grunting)
770
00:34:14,770 --> 00:34:17,071
(grunting continues)
771
00:34:18,841 --> 00:34:20,274
(kids screaming)
772
00:34:21,777 --> 00:34:23,210
(Homer gasps)
773
00:34:27,083 --> 00:34:29,750
(grunting)
774
00:34:30,586 --> 00:34:32,386
(grunts)
775
00:34:32,421 --> 00:34:33,954
(tires squealing)
776
00:34:34,991 --> 00:34:36,957
(yelling)
777
00:34:36,993 --> 00:34:38,959
(Peter gasping repeatedly)
778
00:34:39,962 --> 00:34:41,095
(growls)
779
00:34:41,130 --> 00:34:42,329
(grunts)
780
00:34:42,365 --> 00:34:43,898
Phew!
781
00:34:43,933 --> 00:34:45,332
(thumping)
782
00:34:46,369 --> 00:34:47,369
(screams)
783
00:34:50,907 --> 00:34:53,574
Hey! Knock it off!
There's a kid back there!
784
00:34:53,609 --> 00:34:56,143
(chuckles)
I'm in danger.
785
00:34:56,179 --> 00:34:57,611
(Ralph screams)
786
00:34:57,647 --> 00:34:59,446
(both grunting)
787
00:35:03,019 --> 00:35:04,318
(man yells)
(Homer grunts)
788
00:35:04,353 --> 00:35:07,488
(grunting continues)
789
00:35:10,526 --> 00:35:13,994
(both screaming)
790
00:35:14,030 --> 00:35:15,796
(screaming continues)
791
00:35:15,831 --> 00:35:17,198
(gas hissing)
792
00:35:17,233 --> 00:35:18,832
(Homer yells)
793
00:35:18,868 --> 00:35:20,868
(both grunting)
794
00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:23,837
(grunting continues)
795
00:35:23,873 --> 00:35:25,039
(Homer yells)
796
00:35:25,074 --> 00:35:26,207
(grunts)
797
00:35:31,247 --> 00:35:33,647
♪ ♪
798
00:35:33,683 --> 00:35:35,816
(theme from The Simpsons plays)
799
00:35:35,851 --> 00:35:39,320
Hey, that's no fair.
I don't got none of them.
800
00:35:40,356 --> 00:35:41,356
(electrical buzzing)
801
00:35:41,357 --> 00:35:43,857
(flames whoosh)
802
00:35:43,893 --> 00:35:45,526
(alarm blaring)
803
00:35:46,729 --> 00:35:48,329
Uh-oh.
804
00:35:48,364 --> 00:35:50,531
(electrical crackling)
(yelling)
805
00:35:52,501 --> 00:35:53,867
(yells)
806
00:35:53,903 --> 00:35:54,802
(rumbling)
807
00:35:54,837 --> 00:35:56,804
Hey, hey!
808
00:35:56,839 --> 00:35:58,038
Uh-oh.
809
00:35:58,074 --> 00:36:00,574
(grunting)
(screaming)
810
00:36:02,078 --> 00:36:03,510
(yells)
811
00:36:03,546 --> 00:36:05,546
♪ ♪
812
00:36:06,949 --> 00:36:08,315
(burbling, hissing)
813
00:36:12,188 --> 00:36:14,188
(loud grunt)
814
00:36:15,191 --> 00:36:16,490
Ooh.
815
00:36:16,525 --> 00:36:18,225
(yells)
816
00:36:18,261 --> 00:36:19,927
(loud grunt)
817
00:36:19,962 --> 00:36:21,328
(grunting)
818
00:36:21,364 --> 00:36:22,563
♪ ♪
819
00:36:22,598 --> 00:36:24,732
(Peter yelling)
820
00:36:24,767 --> 00:36:27,501
(both grunting)
821
00:36:29,572 --> 00:36:31,538
(loud boom, crackling)
822
00:36:31,574 --> 00:36:33,641
(rumbling)
823
00:36:35,578 --> 00:36:37,478
(both grunting)
824
00:36:42,752 --> 00:36:44,084
(grunts)
825
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,819
(both grunt)
826
00:36:46,956 --> 00:36:49,156
(Homer grunting)
827
00:36:50,192 --> 00:36:51,492
(screaming)
828
00:36:52,528 --> 00:36:53,694
(Peter grunting)
829
00:36:53,729 --> 00:36:55,095
PETER:
Damn it!
830
00:36:55,131 --> 00:36:56,864
(screaming)
831
00:36:59,168 --> 00:37:02,036
And remember, kids,
TV violence is fine
832
00:37:02,071 --> 00:37:04,438
as long as you
don't show a nipple.
833
00:37:04,473 --> 00:37:06,040
(goofy laugh)
834
00:37:06,075 --> 00:37:07,574
(boom)
(grunts)
835
00:37:07,610 --> 00:37:09,109
(screaming)
836
00:37:10,413 --> 00:37:12,646
(yelling)
837
00:37:12,682 --> 00:37:14,048
(grunts)
838
00:37:15,418 --> 00:37:16,418
(screams)
839
00:37:16,419 --> 00:37:17,419
(grunts)
840
00:37:18,954 --> 00:37:20,788
(both grunting)
841
00:37:22,291 --> 00:37:23,557
Perfect.
842
00:37:23,592 --> 00:37:26,427
The earthlings are
destroying themselves.
843
00:37:26,462 --> 00:37:28,896
Yeah, it's really great,
isn't it, guys?
844
00:37:28,931 --> 00:37:30,898
We went to summer camp together.
845
00:37:32,435 --> 00:37:34,234
♪ ♪
846
00:37:34,270 --> 00:37:36,303
(screaming)
847
00:37:36,339 --> 00:37:38,706
Bye! Thanks for having me.
848
00:37:38,741 --> 00:37:41,041
(both grunting)
849
00:37:41,077 --> 00:37:42,710
Huh?
850
00:37:42,745 --> 00:37:43,877
(yells)
851
00:37:43,913 --> 00:37:46,213
(whimpering)
852
00:37:46,248 --> 00:37:48,582
It appears that I
am now the only one
853
00:37:48,617 --> 00:37:50,351
with radioactive powers,
854
00:37:50,386 --> 00:37:52,986
which will allow me
to unleash my fury...
855
00:37:53,022 --> 00:37:55,222
Oh, I talked too long.
856
00:37:55,257 --> 00:37:57,624
(gasping, yelling)
857
00:37:57,660 --> 00:38:00,027
(both yelling)
858
00:38:02,431 --> 00:38:04,365
(yelling continues)
859
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,632
(yelling stops)
860
00:38:05,668 --> 00:38:08,235
♪ ♪
861
00:38:08,270 --> 00:38:09,770
(both grunting)
862
00:38:12,108 --> 00:38:13,941
(both screaming)
863
00:38:13,976 --> 00:38:15,576
(grunting)
864
00:38:15,611 --> 00:38:16,611
(screaming)
865
00:38:16,645 --> 00:38:18,379
(grunting)
866
00:38:18,414 --> 00:38:19,580
(screaming)
867
00:38:19,615 --> 00:38:20,681
(screaming continues)
868
00:38:20,716 --> 00:38:21,749
(both grunting)
869
00:38:25,888 --> 00:38:28,155
PETER: We're gonna make it!
HOMER: Trust me, we're not.
870
00:38:28,190 --> 00:38:29,356
(both scream)
871
00:38:30,393 --> 00:38:31,658
(both yell)
872
00:38:31,694 --> 00:38:33,861
(both grunting)
873
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,600
(gasps for breath)
874
00:38:39,635 --> 00:38:41,168
(both yell)
875
00:38:42,204 --> 00:38:43,504
Huh?
Huh?
876
00:38:43,539 --> 00:38:45,005
Huh?
Huh? Huh?
877
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,707
(grunting)
878
00:38:51,013 --> 00:38:52,146
Whoa!
879
00:38:52,181 --> 00:38:53,313
Whoo-hoo!
880
00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:55,382
Road house.
881
00:38:56,419 --> 00:38:58,886
(growling)
882
00:38:58,921 --> 00:39:01,088
(Peter continues growling)
883
00:39:03,359 --> 00:39:04,892
♪ ♪
884
00:39:04,927 --> 00:39:06,326
(low growl)
885
00:39:06,362 --> 00:39:07,362
(quiet grunt)
886
00:39:07,363 --> 00:39:08,363
(growls)
887
00:39:08,364 --> 00:39:09,163
(grunts)
888
00:39:09,198 --> 00:39:09,830
(growls)
889
00:39:09,865 --> 00:39:10,397
(grunts)
890
00:39:10,433 --> 00:39:11,732
(both growl)
891
00:39:11,767 --> 00:39:14,401
(growling back and forth)
892
00:39:14,437 --> 00:39:16,136
Aah-aah!
893
00:39:16,172 --> 00:39:18,639
(yells)
894
00:39:18,674 --> 00:39:20,340
(growling)
895
00:39:22,378 --> 00:39:24,545
(distorted grunting)
896
00:39:24,580 --> 00:39:26,580
(loud rumbling)
897
00:39:29,585 --> 00:39:31,552
(loud rumbling)
898
00:39:31,587 --> 00:39:34,555
(distorted groaning)
899
00:39:34,590 --> 00:39:36,423
(silence)
900
00:39:37,693 --> 00:39:39,693
♪ ♪
901
00:39:45,801 --> 00:39:47,067
(weak grunt)
902
00:39:47,102 --> 00:39:50,270
(shrieking)
903
00:39:50,306 --> 00:39:51,505
(grunts)
904
00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:53,373
(grunting)
905
00:39:54,610 --> 00:39:56,176
♪ ♪
906
00:39:56,212 --> 00:39:57,878
(whimpering)
907
00:40:00,649 --> 00:40:02,683
(shrieking)
908
00:40:02,718 --> 00:40:05,085
(screaming)
909
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,054
(gurgling)
910
00:40:08,824 --> 00:40:10,057
(strained grunt)
911
00:40:10,092 --> 00:40:11,558
(pants)
912
00:40:11,594 --> 00:40:14,361
(growling)
913
00:40:14,396 --> 00:40:15,062
(gasps)
914
00:40:15,097 --> 00:40:17,998
Say hi to Maude Flanders.
915
00:40:19,168 --> 00:40:22,569
No. You say hi
to Muriel Goldman.
916
00:40:22,605 --> 00:40:23,103
Who?
917
00:40:23,138 --> 00:40:24,204
(gasps)
918
00:40:36,285 --> 00:40:39,119
♪ ♪
919
00:40:45,294 --> 00:40:48,295
♪ ♪
920
00:40:48,330 --> 00:40:50,330
(grunting)
921
00:40:53,936 --> 00:40:56,136
What are you
still doing here?
922
00:40:56,171 --> 00:40:58,071
I think you're gonna get
a kick out of this.
923
00:40:58,107 --> 00:41:00,007
You're parked behind me
at your place.
924
00:41:00,042 --> 00:41:01,141
(chuckles):
That is funny.
925
00:41:01,176 --> 00:41:02,476
Hey, listen, I...
926
00:41:02,511 --> 00:41:04,244
I'm sorry we fought.
927
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,880
I just wanted
to make you laugh and cry.
928
00:41:06,916 --> 00:41:09,082
You see, I'm a Family Guy.
929
00:41:09,118 --> 00:41:10,183
I understand.
930
00:41:10,219 --> 00:41:12,419
I'm a The Simpsons.
931
00:41:12,454 --> 00:41:15,055
Look, even if we
don't work as best pals,
932
00:41:15,090 --> 00:41:17,291
I respect you.
You, too.
933
00:41:17,326 --> 00:41:20,727
Let's just agree to stay a half hour
away from each other.
934
00:41:20,763 --> 00:41:23,497
With a pile of
garbage between us.
935
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,502
Worst chicken fight ever.
936
00:41:28,537 --> 00:41:30,537
♪ ♪
937
00:41:32,474 --> 00:41:34,801
It sure is nice to
be back in Quahog.
938
00:41:34,802 --> 00:41:38,270
Oh, and thank God all the commotion
about Dad's comic blew over.
939
00:41:38,305 --> 00:41:40,639
Oh, my God, I had a comic?
That's hilarious!
940
00:41:40,674 --> 00:41:42,841
Well, you may not be
a cartoonist anymore,
941
00:41:42,877 --> 00:41:45,544
but you are a local hero
for defending our beer,
942
00:41:45,579 --> 00:41:48,647
and apparently, that's more
important than hating women.
943
00:41:48,682 --> 00:41:51,550
So here you go,
a Pawtucket Patriot Ale.
944
00:41:51,585 --> 00:41:54,186
What? I don't understand.
Ain't the brewery out of business?
945
00:41:54,221 --> 00:41:56,221
We lost a court case.
Yes, we lost,
946
00:41:56,257 --> 00:41:57,990
but how are they
gonna enforce it?
947
00:41:58,025 --> 00:41:59,792
What, are they
gonna come here?
948
00:41:59,827 --> 00:42:02,227
I think we know that's
never gonna happen.
949
00:42:02,263 --> 00:42:04,930
Hey, Stewie, I'm sorry Bart
didn't want to be your friend.
950
00:42:04,965 --> 00:42:06,799
What? No! What are
you talking about?
951
00:42:06,834 --> 00:42:08,567
He was lame.
If you ask me,
952
00:42:08,602 --> 00:42:10,736
he kind of sounded like a girl.
Really?
953
00:42:10,771 --> 00:42:12,471
Kind of seemed like
you idolized him.
954
00:42:12,506 --> 00:42:15,340
And I can understand losing
a friend and feeling rejected.
955
00:42:15,376 --> 00:42:16,875
Course you can!
You're a loser.
956
00:42:16,911 --> 00:42:18,644
But not me.
I'm a lone wolf.
957
00:42:18,679 --> 00:42:21,213
Speaking of which,
I'm gonna go howl at the moon.
958
00:42:21,248 --> 00:42:23,415
Don't need nobody.
959
00:42:27,588 --> 00:42:30,255
(sobbing)
960
00:42:37,731 --> 00:42:39,731
♪ ♪
961
00:42:42,036 --> 00:42:46,004
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
962
00:42:52,046 --> 00:42:53,278
(low, indistinct chatter)
Shh.
963
00:42:53,314 --> 00:42:56,582
PETER: ♪ And now the show
is over now. ♪