1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:09,441 So, Jessie, what do you think? 3 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:11,210 I think this is amazing! 4 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:12,277 So, that's a yes? 5 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:14,179 It's also really sudden! 6 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,347 So, that's a no? 7 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:18,350 No! I mean, it's just amazingly sudden! 8 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,551 And suddenly amazing! 9 00:00:20,553 --> 00:00:21,300 Am I babbling? 10 00:00:21,331 --> 00:00:24,289 A little, but you're really cute doing it. 11 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:29,495 Brooks, I'm flattered and thrilled, 12 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:31,263 but, we've only known each other a few months. 13 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:34,833 Hey, it's okay, I know it's a huge decision, 14 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:36,268 so if you need some time to think it over... 15 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:38,904 Yes, some time. Perfect. Thank you. 16 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:40,672 Great, I'll be back in five minutes. 17 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:42,408 What? 18 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:43,675 I'm kidding. 19 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:44,910 Oh... 20 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:49,882 I love you. 21 00:00:49,884 --> 00:00:50,949 I love you, too. 22 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,960 Whoa! 23 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:05,998 A dimly lit room filled with flower petals. 24 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,901 This must be what the inside of Emma's brain looks like. 25 00:01:10,937 --> 00:01:13,405 Plus, there'd be glitter and shoes. 26 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:16,842 So, I assume that these scented candles 27 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:20,245 and roses are some lame romantic gesture by Brooks? 28 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,981 No. No, let's just say... 29 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:26,952 Bertram's bathroom is a little too close to the living room for my taste. 30 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:28,554 Oh, no, that was me. 31 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:25,844 Aha! 32 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:31,049 Pay up! You were wrong! I did get proposed to before Zuri! 33 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:34,019 Now, we've been over this, 34 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:36,522 if it's yelled from a construction site, it doesn't count. 35 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:39,825 No! 36 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:42,961 I mean, Brooks proposed. 37 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:45,831 Oh, congratulations! Did you tell the kids yet? 38 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:49,001 I can't. I mean, they're so anti-Brooks. 39 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:54,640 Bertram, I love him so much, but I told him I needed more time to decide. 40 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:56,942 Well, it is a very important decision. 41 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,467 You're sure he's the perfect guy? 42 00:02:58,498 --> 00:03:02,748 Of course! Other than the kids not liking him, and his mom hating me... 43 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:07,119 Don't forget, his jaw makes that clicking noise when he eats. 44 00:03:07,121 --> 00:03:09,855 Good luck living with that for the rest of your life. 45 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:11,990 You hear it, too? 46 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:13,725 Everyone hears it. 47 00:03:15,995 --> 00:03:18,030 I was so happy when I came out here. 48 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,567 Glad I could help! 49 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:27,506 Hey, Jessie. 50 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:28,807 I'm fine! 51 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,576 I've nothing going on in my life right now 52 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:32,778 besides carving this Halloween pumpkin. 53 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,447 We could have told you that. 54 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:38,650 Do you guys want to try carving a pumpkin? 55 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,118 It'll definitely be better than mine. 56 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,454 I think I made the mouth too big. 57 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:48,961 Sure. I'll give it a shot. 58 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:51,029 Hmm. 59 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:52,898 Why do you carry around gloves? 60 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:56,868 You never know when you're about to enter a nail danger zone. 61 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:59,071 Or if Luke touched a doorknob before you. 62 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,975 Jessie, this is Farfel. 63 00:04:02,977 --> 00:04:06,612 I am babysitting him for Zoey, a cute girl at school. 64 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:07,608 Oh! 65 00:04:07,639 --> 00:04:11,583 Good call, every guy knows the way to a girl's heart is through her rodent. 66 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:18,890 Then, when Zoey is putty in my hands, I will propose we go on a date. Whoa! 67 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:21,593 What is it with all the proposals lately? 68 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:25,097 Uh, Jessie, is everything okay? 69 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:27,432 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 70 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:30,102 Why... why do you ask? 71 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:32,437 Because your face looks like this. 72 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:40,712 Wow, you are good. 73 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,547 I should really get that mole checked out. 74 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:48,987 Wow, look what they're doing for the Halloween festival. 75 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:52,224 Hey, they're having a pumpkin carving contest! 76 00:04:52,226 --> 00:04:54,626 And first prize is a tiara? 77 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:57,068 I should go over there now and give them my head measurements. 78 00:04:59,198 --> 00:05:02,868 So, Luke, want to go to the haunted house? 79 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:04,903 Or are you scared? 80 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,938 Me? Scared? 81 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,807 I don't even know the meaning of the word. 82 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:12,044 Considering your terrible vocab scores, that's a real possibility. 83 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:16,014 So... 84 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:19,217 Jessie, have you made a decision yet? 85 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:20,986 I still don't know. 86 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:23,922 I mean, we're both so young. I'm 22, you're 25... 87 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:25,757 Yeah, but we're both animal lovers. 88 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:28,060 So, we're like 150 in dog years. 89 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:32,197 Look, I just... I wanna make sure that we consider everything. 90 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:33,865 You know like... 91 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:36,034 I kinda wish you and the kids got along a little better. 92 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:37,969 Oh, what do you mean? The kids love me! 93 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,271 Oh! 94 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,240 Kids! 95 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,812 Do you have something to say to Brooks? 96 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:48,113 Heads up? 97 00:05:52,051 --> 00:05:53,885 Whoa! 98 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:58,557 That pumpkin is the spitting image of Andrew Garfield. 99 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:01,326 It's like his decapitated head is right here with us. 100 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:02,794 I wish! 101 00:06:03,796 --> 00:06:05,030 It took me forever to... 102 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:12,904 Oh, no! Emma, I am so sorry. 103 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,941 You destroyed pumpkin Andrew Garfield! 104 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:18,810 You better hope pumpkin Emma Stone doesn't find you! 105 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:24,082 So, how's the cute little guy doing? 106 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,884 I am fine, thank you. 107 00:06:26,819 --> 00:06:28,253 I meant the hamster. 108 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:30,155 Oh, so what am I, chopped liver? 109 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:31,289 Uh... 110 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,091 I need to get Farfel some food. 111 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:35,127 Will you watch him for a moment? 112 00:06:35,129 --> 00:06:36,895 Sure. Thank you. 113 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,698 I hate your boyfriend! Look at what he did to me! 114 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,566 I'm sure it was an accident. 115 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,235 Besides, if you ask me, 116 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:46,738 you are making those pumpkin guts work. 117 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:51,042 Brooks might be a little klutzy, but I find him to be a nice enough fellow. 118 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:53,779 Ravi, either there is something is wrong with Farfel, 119 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:55,814 or he's really good at freeze tag! 120 00:06:58,285 --> 00:07:04,723 You monster! You have killed Farfel, and my only shot at true love with Zoey! 121 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,958 See? This is what he does. 122 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,794 He ruins everything! 123 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:15,066 This is terrible! 124 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,903 I remember how I felt when my hamster died. 125 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:19,738 I left him with my mother, and... 126 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:22,180 Ah! Say no more. I would have jumped off my little wheel, too. 127 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:32,150 Emma, for the last time, there is no princess in "Frankenstein." 128 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:33,685 There is now. 129 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:38,957 You know, when you asked me to be the village burgermeister, 130 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:41,993 I thought there would be actual burgers involved. 131 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,728 If it helps, they have corndogs. 132 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,363 It always helps if they have corndogs! 133 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:51,903 Uh, Ravi, just so you know, this festival isn't really 134 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:54,105 a "bring your own dead hamster" kind of shindig. 135 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:56,775 No. 136 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:59,744 Like Dr. Frankenstein, I shall use electricity 137 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:02,047 to bring the dead back to life. 138 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:06,284 I shall harness lightning via a kite, and re-direct it to Farfel, 139 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:09,120 thus reanimating his little heart. 140 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:12,958 This is why you have to babysit hamsters to get girls. 141 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:19,297 Hey, Luke, while Dr. Dorkenstein is flying his kite, 142 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,733 want to go into the haunted house? 143 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:24,402 Those kids back there gave it two severed thumbs up. 144 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:27,873 No, thanks. 145 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,174 It looks lame. 146 00:08:32,945 --> 00:08:34,246 Super lame. 147 00:08:35,948 --> 00:08:38,850 Every time you lie, your hump grows a little. 148 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:45,223 How can you date a guy who killed my pumpkin and Ravi's hamster? 149 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:46,892 You're blinded by his pretty face. 150 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,059 I'm not. 151 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:50,128 He's sweet and thoughtful 152 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,764 and always knows exactly what to say to make my heart melt. 153 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,035 Hmm. Corndog good. 154 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:01,940 Yep. He's a charmer. 155 00:09:04,076 --> 00:09:06,211 Hey, Luke. I got us tickets or the haunted house. 156 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,479 But... You can thank me later. 157 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:12,484 Say hi to the ax wielding maniac for me! 158 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,988 That is your evil giggle. 159 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,256 What are you up to? 160 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:21,059 I told Brooks he can win Luke over 161 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,428 by taking him into the haunted house. 162 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,096 Two dorks, one stone. 163 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:29,467 Ah, I see. Kudos. 164 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,138 Luke, I'm so sorry. 165 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:36,007 I had no idea you'd get so scared you'd puke. 166 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:42,013 When did you have corn? 167 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,951 I feel horrible. 168 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:48,019 Is there anything I can do to make it up to you? 169 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,421 Don't you think you've ruined Halloween enough for all of us? 170 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:53,191 Just go away! 171 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:59,130 Hey, where is Brooks going? 172 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,498 What did you guys do to him? 173 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,767 We didn't do anything! 174 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,502 He made me hurl on the undead! 175 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:06,104 He smashed Andrew garfield! 176 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,973 He killed Farfel! 177 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,041 And you're supposed to wind up with Tony! 178 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,110 Well, Tony didn't propose, Brooks did! 179 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,546 He did? 180 00:10:14,548 --> 00:10:16,014 Are you going to say yes? 181 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,249 Maybe! I don't know! 182 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,918 It's complicated. 183 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,486 I really want you guys to like him, 184 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,808 but meanwhile I'm trying to figure out if I should say yes! 185 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:29,194 Wow, that haunted house is really horrifying! 186 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:32,130 They had the most realistic vomit I have ever seen. 187 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,005 Hey, Luke... 188 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,040 What? 189 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:46,378 You see those girls over there? 190 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:49,981 They want to go in the haunted house, but they're scared, too. 191 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,083 So now you're calling me a girl? 192 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,551 Salt in the wound, bro. 193 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:56,588 No! What I'm saying is, 194 00:10:56,590 --> 00:11:00,158 that since there are no scary surprises left for you in there, 195 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,927 you can be the brave shoulder that they lean on. 196 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,230 Oh! 197 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,998 Nice! 198 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,034 Thanks, bro. Ow's my hump look? Oh. 199 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,002 Very handsome. 200 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,041 Hi, Brooks. 201 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,842 Please don't pummel me with that pumpkin! 202 00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:20,078 I'm not, silly. 203 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,448 You helped me win the tiara, and be crowned pumpkin princess. 204 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,216 I did? How? 205 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:28,186 Well, I used your face for inspiration... 206 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,125 Sorry about the fangs. 207 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,207 I didn't like you very much until you won me jewelry. 208 00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:40,532 Wow! This is really good. 209 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:43,001 Although, you got my haircut wrong. 210 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:45,336 No, you got your haircut wrong. 211 00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:47,505 Show this to your barber. 212 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:54,079 So between Emma's smashed pumpkin, 213 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:57,115 Ravi's expired hamster, and Luke's projectile vomiting... 214 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,218 Are you even listening to me? 215 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:04,222 No. I stopped listening when you said, "hi, I'm Jessie, the new nanny." 216 00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:11,096 Bertram, I'm trying to tell you, I'm not sure if Brooks is the perfect guy! 217 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:15,667 Well, in his defense, there are very few of us perfect guys out there. 218 00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:18,069 My perfect guy would not collect nesting dolls. 219 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,440 But he would get along with the kids better. 220 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:26,911 Plus, he'd have Tony's hair, channing tatum's dance moves, 221 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,113 the soul of a poet... 222 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,250 Come, my pretty monster. 223 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,120 This is the perfect man you have requested! 224 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:39,324 You have a wonderful economy with words. 225 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:42,327 By the way, payment is due upon reanimation. 226 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:44,596 Thank you, Dr. Frankenstein! 227 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,197 Did you give him Chris hemsworth's height? 228 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:48,032 And channing tatum's dance moves? 229 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:51,035 Yes, yes, quit being such a bride of frankenzilla! 230 00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:54,305 Now, when the storm reaches us, 231 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:58,443 my kite and I will bring your beloved creature to life! 232 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,212 Pretty neat, huh? 233 00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:06,084 It is almost time. Where is my assistant? 234 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,051 Igor! 235 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,954 Oh! Coming, disaster. 236 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,056 Coming close. 237 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:15,093 It is "master." 238 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,494 We'll see. 239 00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:18,724 Ooh! 240 00:13:18,755 --> 00:13:21,499 Who gave you that perm? A live wire? 241 00:13:23,948 --> 00:13:25,069 Who gave you that wonky eye? 242 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,137 A marble salesman? 243 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,073 It's not cool. 244 00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:38,316 Fly! Fly! 245 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:45,323 Igor, fire up the franken-pacitor! 246 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,393 Always naming everything after himself. 247 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,061 What an ego! 248 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,443 Oh... that's what that does. 249 00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:17,055 It is alive! It is alive! 250 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:23,428 Ow! Come to mama. 251 00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,565 Oh! He has Tony's hair! 252 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,500 Come here! Let me run my hands through it! 253 00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:34,539 Aw! 254 00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:38,076 He's so cute. 255 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,645 But I'm still not sure he's the perfect guy. 256 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:44,382 Roses red. Corpses blue. 257 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:48,786 I alive five seconds, but me love you. 258 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:51,322 Aw! 259 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,844 Now dance. 260 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:01,833 Sold! Will you take a check? 261 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:06,704 As part of your perfect boyfriend package, 262 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:10,475 may I present a romantic candlelit dinner? 263 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,679 Is that extra? Because I kind of spent a lot on my weave. 264 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,654 Fire bad! 265 00:15:22,656 --> 00:15:24,289 Wait, wait. 266 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,729 Why do my boyfriend's always run away from me? 267 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,731 How much time do you have? 268 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,675 Excuse me, weinermeister... 269 00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:45,610 That's burgermeister. 270 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,879 The weinermeister called in sick. 271 00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:51,582 Something about some plague, but I'm sure it's nothing. 272 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,887 Well, pretty sure. 273 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:05,797 I did not know this village had a pumpkin princess. 274 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:09,233 Duh. Pumpkins can't just govern themselves. 275 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:12,170 I'm going to let you think about what you just said. 276 00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:24,515 It's a monster! 277 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,818 And it's destroying my village! 278 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,654 See, this is why we can't have nice things! 279 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:33,358 Quick! Someone get the authorities! 280 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,226 You are the authorities! 281 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:38,529 Oh, um, well, I would stop him but 282 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,432 I feel like I have a touch of the plague coming on. 283 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,633 Auf wiedersehen! 284 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,808 Your boyfriend had to have super-strength! 285 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,511 Hey, every girl wants her monster to look like he hits the gym, 286 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,779 am I right, ladies? 287 00:16:56,549 --> 00:17:00,818 Uh, perhaps we could shelve the girl talk for when we are not in mortal peril! 288 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:07,258 Sweetie, no, no, these are my kids! 289 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,960 Kids good! 290 00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:11,496 Kids good? 291 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:14,899 Yes! Kids like you. 292 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,838 Hi, Mr. monster. Great hair. 293 00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:25,343 Yeah, he's smokin' hot! 294 00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:28,613 Smoke? Fire! 295 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:35,319 I don't understand, he was supposed to be the perfect guy! 296 00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:38,456 There is no such thing as the perfect guy! 297 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,324 Wake up and smell the strudel! 298 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,728 Strudel! Huh? 299 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,463 Strudel? Where? Where? 300 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:47,999 I have to go. 301 00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:49,834 I just realized what my answer to Brooks is! 302 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:52,937 What? Jessie, wait. I need to know! 303 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,973 Bertram, it's so sweet that you care, 304 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,975 but I can't tell you until after I've told Brooks. 305 00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,377 I don't care if you marry him. 306 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,912 Just tell me where the strudel is! 307 00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:06,884 Hey, Ravi, guess what? 308 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,721 Why are your clothes smoking? 309 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:14,592 My attempts to re-animate Farfel did not go as planned. 310 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:19,030 However, I did discover lightning bolts are a wonderful cure for constipation. 311 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:24,001 Okay. Can I see Farfel for a minute? 312 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:28,606 Very well. You may pay your respects, but make it quick. 313 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,943 Thanks to you, he has a date with a shoebox and a shallow hole. 314 00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,985 Hey there, little buddy. 315 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,920 He is alive! 316 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:45,823 He is alive! How did you do it? 317 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,860 I called my top veterinarian at the animal sanctuary. 318 00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:51,462 She told me when hamsters get too cold, they hibernate. 319 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:55,633 Oh, Farfel must have gotten too chilly when I took him to the terrace! 320 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,768 Undone by my own ignorance! 321 00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,338 Huh, this must be what it feels like to be Luke! 322 00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:04,742 Kids, can you come here for a second? 323 00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:08,746 Emma? 324 00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,082 Your highness? 325 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,417 Oh. 326 00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,321 Proceed. 327 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,557 Thank you. 328 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,962 I have something to say to Brooks, and I want you all to hear. 329 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,664 Wait... 330 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,306 Does this mean you have an answer for me? 331 00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,469 Brooks... 332 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,471 All my life I've had this image 333 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,573 in my mind of the perfect guy, 334 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,409 and I've been looking for him in all the wrong places. 335 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,878 Chickaterias, Frankenstein's lab, 336 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,615 in one instance a really shady silver mine in Western Nevada. 337 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,517 That's not important. 338 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,057 What's important is that I finally found you 339 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,661 and I've realized... 340 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,362 You're not the perfect guy. 341 00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:00,865 I'm not? 342 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,768 No. 343 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:07,004 Because there is no such thing as the perfect guy. 344 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:11,008 What you are is the perfect guy for me. 345 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,878 I know, you may have made a mess of trying to win over the kids today, 346 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,980 but I love how hard you tried. 347 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:19,917 Actually, Brooks didn't make a total mess of things. 348 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:23,821 Thanks to him, I've been grabbed by so many girls in that haunted house, 349 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,791 the only thing I'm scared of now is if their boyfriends find out! 350 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:30,290 And how can I dislike the man who was so gracious 351 00:20:30,321 --> 00:20:32,560 when I falsely accused him of hamster-cide? 352 00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:36,801 And he does make a fine-looking pumpkin. 353 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,704 Plus, he loves you almost as much as we do. 354 00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,940 Aw, thank you, guys. 355 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,777 Zuri? 356 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,413 Well, he seems to make you happy. 357 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,983 And he made Luke fear-vomit, so I guess I owe him. 358 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:55,987 So... 359 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,523 Are you saying what I hope you're saying? 360 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,525 I'm saying... 361 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:04,895 Yes, I'd love to marry you! 362 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:10,668 I gather you said yes? 363 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:13,004 Oh, I did. We're getting married! 364 00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:15,906 Oh! I'm so happy for you! 365 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,042 Ooh! And I have the perfect wedding gift. 366 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:21,912 I'll get my old boy band together and we'll sing at your reception! 367 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,114 Oh... 368 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,582 How do you feel about eloping? 369 00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,021 Oh, look. 370 00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:30,788 There's Zoey! 371 00:21:30,819 --> 00:21:33,791 Go give her Farfel back and then ask her out. 372 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,927 I will do it! As they say, there is nothing women like 373 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,963 more than a man with a freshly groomed hamster. 374 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,067 I don't think anyone says that. 375 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,041 Oh. 376 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,044 Sorry, dude. 377 00:21:53,046 --> 00:21:55,146 Hey, we'll find some girls to take through the haunted house. 378 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,848 Somewhere around the ax-wielding maniac, 379 00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,618 they'll hold hands with anyone. 380 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,154 I am both offended and titillated! 381 00:22:07,926 --> 00:22:10,594 So, girls, want to go play whack-a-skull? 382 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:14,832 Uh-oh, it looks like there is another storm coming. 383 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,200 Someone should tell Bertram. 384 00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:18,669 Whee! 385 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:19,804 Look at it go! 386 00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:22,160 Bertram, don't! That's dangerous! 387 00:22:27,045 --> 00:22:29,580 Ba... burgers are ready.