1 00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:07,170 Dear Diary It was a Saturday, the Third of September, 2 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:10,090 that the world as l had known was forever doomed. 3 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:20,302 The shadows that had sheltered me were banished by the blinding light of scrutiny. 4 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:26,056 I knew I was about to enter the gates of hell. 5 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:31,194 But like the inescapable pull of gravity, 6 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:34,694 there was nothing I could do about it. 7 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:35,752 Mrs. Tattler? 8 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:38,303 Mrs. Tattler, it‘s Bill Palmer. 9 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:41,882 Your milkman. 10 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,566 Mrs. Tattler? 11 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:31,352 Oh. sweet Jesus. 12 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,247 Straight to the operating suite! 13 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:58,401 One bladder. 14 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:01,771 Three kidneys" 15 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:06,236 two on the Iefl and one on the right. 16 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,411 Nurse, Are you writing this down? 17 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:13,082 Yes, Doctor. 18 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:22,175 Four lungs. 19 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:29,933 Two hearts with a shared circulatory system. 20 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:38,813 "The victim‘ 63-year»old Eudora Tattler, 21 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:41,361 was thought by neighbors to have lived alone 22 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:44,110 The unfortunate creature discovered at the crime scene, 23 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:47,159 who witnesses are describing as ‘monstrously deformed.’ 24 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:49,110 may be a relation, sources say.” 25 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:52,039 I don't blame the old lady for keeping it hidden. 26 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:56,118 If I gave birth to something like that I’d drown it in the bathtub first thing. 27 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:58,750 Penny. that’s terrible. 28 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,456 You better not let Miss Kilgreen hear you talking like that, 29 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:04,167 Or catch you wearing red lips on the floor. 30 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:07,004 She’s already got it in for you. 31 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,719 I have rounds. 32 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:17,973 Can I help you? 33 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:21,777 l have come to visit my poor ailing aunt. 34 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:26,152 But I have trouble navigating your halls. 35 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:29,485 Um. you’re not supposed to smoke in this wing, ma’am. 36 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:33,367 Oh, it's fine. It's Lucky Strike It‘s good for you. 37 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,455 Here, Have one. Go ahead. 38 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,753 Go ahead. try it, 39 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:46,760 So, tell me, my peppermint angel. 40 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:51,011 I could not help but see a police officer sitting outside one of the doors. 41 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,718 Yeah, That’s on account of what’s in there. 42 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,596 And what is in there? 43 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:02,025 I read in the papers that something quite extraordinary was brought in here. 44 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:03,693 “Extraordinary”? 45 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,987 I guess to the bumpkins in this town maybe. 46 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:09,692 Make it you’re not fond of the sleepy little hamlet of Jupiter. 47 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:13,119 So, to fill the idle hours, you volunteer here? 48 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,618 Hell. my mom made me. lt was this or reform school. 49 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:19,122 Oh. you are young and full of life 50 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:22,704 You should not be surrounded by death and disease. 51 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:25,916 [Speaks German] 52 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,844 Life is to be lived. 53 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,713 You said it, sister, 54 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:35,596 [Laughs] Here. I know what a girl like you needs. 55 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:40,852 “Fraulein Elsa’s Cabinet of Curiosities”? 56 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:43,228 What is it? 57 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:47,438 Only by entering will you learn its secrets. 58 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:58,411 Oh, miss. You don’t want to go in there, believe me. 59 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:03,416 Will I find a monster? That's what the papers are saying, Officer Pipes. 60 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,167 Papers ain't lying. 61 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:08,750 All the more reason to allow in just a touch of human kindness. 62 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,927 Don’t you agree? 63 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,793 Oh. 64 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,775 I don't know you. 65 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,732 What pretty girls you are. 66 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:07,498 And so fortunate to have a sister. 67 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:27,578 You will need something to wear when you leave here 68 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,163 I will be honest. 69 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:34,339 It was quite eerie out there at your farmhouse. 70 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,290 Violence lingers in the air. 71 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,671 Why is she being so nice to us ? 72 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,172 She wants something. 73 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,505 They called you dim-witted in the newspapers, 74 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,806 because you don't speak. 75 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,637 But someone reads. 76 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,894 And my intuition tells me... 77 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,351 it wasn't your dear departed mama. 78 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,484 Betty Grable is my favorite. 79 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,654 There‘s a bit of Betty about you. 80 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,663 Sensual lips. 81 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,455 That sassy smile. 82 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:22,217 I've had a long and complicated love affair with show business myself. you know. 83 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,798 Have you ever met Betty? 84 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,726 Our paths nearly crossed, 85 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,679 But fate intervened. 86 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,515 When we lived in Alabama, I saw her in Tin Pan Alley. 87 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,441 Shut up! What's wrong with you? 88 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,819 Anyway. 89 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:42,741 Let’s have a look at you, Lefty, hmm? 90 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,943 You're no Betty Grable, 91 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:50,540 But you do remind one of Jean Arthur. 92 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:04,342 Have you ever had a boyfriend? Either of you? 93 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,384 I must confess" 94 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:16,897 One of your doctors shared your X-ray reports with me 95 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,193 It says you have two hearts, 96 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,646 but only one... 97 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,357 reproductive system. 98 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:27,194 Complicated. no? 99 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,324 Tell me. 100 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,578 Has anyone tasted your cherry pie? 101 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:35,001 Oh, dear God, She is a psycho pervert 102 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,749 She's down to earth is all. 103 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,080 So, you're virgins? 104 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,631 Sad for you. 105 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,920 But do you at least pleasure yourselves? 106 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,754 She never wants that. 107 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,805 I hate you 108 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,849 If I touch myself, 109 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:54,350 she closes her eyes and pretends she doesn’t feel anything. 110 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,931 She told me she leaves her body, 111 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,526 I think she’s lying. I think she likes it. 112 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,104 Shut your disgusting mouth, you slut! 113 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,613 And you .. 114 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,194 get out of this room, 115 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:13,952 You rest now. 116 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,704 But I’ll be back. 117 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:20,710 I never give up on a friend. meine Liebchen. 118 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,721 [ Door Slams ] 119 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,478 [ Women] Dreaming 120 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,651 [Kisses] 121 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:47,657 Dreaming of you 122 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:53,489 [ Woman Solo ] With my eyes Wide open 123 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:58,326 I'm dreaming 124 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:01,962 Don’t stop. 125 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:05,174 Come on. I want to do it. We can't afford a baby. 126 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:08,344 Well. I stole two rubbers from Drucker’s... 127 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:11,298 because I just can’t get enough of you. 128 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:16,723 l have something for you too. It‘s in my car. 129 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,355 Stay here. 130 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:23,025 I'm dreaming 131 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:30,867 You're with me now, sharing a vow 132 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:34,912 Never to part 133 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:40,327 [ Continues ] 134 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:41,957 [ Sighs ] Okay. 135 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,538 [ Footsteps ] 136 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,715 [Gasps ] 137 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:49,010 [Breathing Heavily] 138 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:56,722 Um‘ who are you? 139 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,775 [Gasps, Giggles] 140 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,532 [Gasps ] 141 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,705 Oh. for me. Oh. okay. 142 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,909 Thank you. 143 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,809 What" What happened to the rest of your mask? 144 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:47,151 " Who the hell is this? - Y-You didn‘t hire him? 145 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,652 Troy? 146 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,610 Troy? 147 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,995 [Screams ] 148 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:04,790 [Breathing Heavily] 149 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:08,339 [Knife Piercing Flesh ] 150 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:13,299 [Groans ] 151 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,050 Oh‘ no. [ Groans ] 152 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,643 No! 153 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,396 No! 154 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,359 No! 155 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:37,068 [ Radio : Pop ] 156 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,700 I Look good in your short-shorts 157 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:47,044 I really go for your tan Down at the beach 158 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,214 I Well, let's get lovey-dovey Down at the beach 159 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,632 [ Continues ] 160 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,377 Clipping coupons? 161 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,337 It’s a review from Stage Fright, 162 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,673 Dietrich's new film. 163 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:02,681 Clearly Mr. Hitchcock had some kind of mental break... 164 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:06,014 when he cast her in this picture. 165 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,191 Here. look, Look at all of them. Here. 166 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:13,487 This one is from The Garden of Allah‘ calling her box office poison. 167 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:17,192 They paid her $200,000... 168 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:20,119 to take a hot shit on that movie. 169 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,664 I-I don’t get to the movies much. 170 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:28,290 Refill. Refill! 171 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:32,044 Yeah. I wanna kiss your lips, if you ‘re ready or no! 172 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,250 [Muttering in German] 173 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,218 [Woman Giggling] 174 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:39,297 Down at the beach Down at the beach 175 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,134 I'm serious, I'm serious, I‘m not kidding‘ okay? 176 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,264 I can ride a motorbike like the wind. 177 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:48,310 [ Man ] Yes. And, wait" 178 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,392 I can show you. 179 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:56,356 Because you look good in your short-shorts Down at the beach 180 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,815 I really go for your tan 181 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,117 [ Man ] We'll go around the block a couple times 182 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,069 [Waitress] A couple times? Yeah 183 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:05,406 - You can check out my place, - [ Waitress ] Why don’t you just take me home? 184 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,082 [Man ] Home? Yeah, that‘s great. 185 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,876 Fancy meeting you here. 186 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:13,206 I can’t seem to get this thing to work. 187 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,632 Would you try? 188 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,010 Is this your mom? 189 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,423 [Both Chuckle] 190 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,634 Hit the road, toots, 191 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,521 You selfish good-for-nothing! 192 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:32,226 I find us this place that can be a home, 193 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,483 where we can expand our show, 194 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,313 build an audience, 195 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,818 become a destination, 196 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,571 and you're going to risk it all for some floozy? 197 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:44,779 I heard what the landlord said They don’t want us here anymore. 198 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,581 You're living in your own dream. Elsa. 199 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,582 Now, be careful with these, Ma Petite 200 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,914 l have only two pair left, 201 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,795 Okay, Miss Elsa. They’re so pretty. 202 00:18:56,795 --> 00:18:58,297 They are so pretty, just like you. 203 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,175 Now, fold for Mama. 204 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,466 Where were we, Herr Haddonfield? 205 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,394 No offense, Miss Elsa, but I lost four toes to frostbite. 206 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,312 in the Ardennes in the winter of ’44. 207 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,139 It’s Mr. Haddonfield, not “Herr ” 208 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:15,351 You Americans are so sensitive You won the war. 209 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,903 I'm going to need you and your troupe to vacate the field. 210 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,323 But you gave us a year's lease! We‘ve barely been here two months! 211 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,275 No one‘s coming to see your shows. 212 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:26,158 Yes. but I'm scouting new acts, There’s a change in the air. 213 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,285 I admire your spirit, Miss Elsa. I do. 214 00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:33,416 But there’s a revival coming down from Georgia next weekend. 215 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,588 Preacher wants to plant his tent right here. 216 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,336 And he pays in advance. 217 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,337 In cash. 218 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,293 Hmph. 219 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:46,007 If it were up to me, I‘d" [Sighs] 220 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,889 My wife doesn’t like having the freaks staying in the field. 221 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,469 She’s having nightmares, 222 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:53,806 My monsters wouldn‘t hurt a fly! 223 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:02,281 So pretty, no? Made in Belgium. Just for me. 224 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,705 You know, Mr. Haddonfield, 225 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,374 you were our savior. 226 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,452 [Chuckles ] 227 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,833 I think I have a bottle of Schnapps. 228 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:22,294 Perhaps you would like to come in and see the inside of a star’s palace? Hmm’? 229 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,507 I still can’t figure out how you got another month out of him. 230 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,592 Mind your business. 231 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:36,983 What, do you think all your charm... 232 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,902 is going to make that girl blind to your deformities? 233 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:46,656 What happens when she sees you? All of you? 234 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,828 [Chuckles ] 235 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,990 You know where you‘re going to end up. 236 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,951 Where they send indigent freaks" 237 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:57,661 the state madhouse. 238 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,749 And what about your mother? Huh? 239 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:04,427 You want her to die drooling in some hideous asylum? 240 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:08,381 We both know that’s probably where she‘s headed anyway" where we‘re all headed. 241 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,842 - It's over, Elsa! - You‘re wrong! 242 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,816 Things are going to change. I have a plan. 243 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:39,370 You mind closing out your check now? I’m going on break. 244 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:43,708 Oh, darling, 245 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,385 it's on the house. 246 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,258 Stars never pay, 247 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,650 [ Fanfare ] 248 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,903 It was once a day. Now it's only once a week. 249 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,487 Once a week? 250 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,823 I‘m lucky if it happens once a year. 251 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,705 It's a wonder Eddie Jr. was conceived at all. 252 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:21,128 Every Thursday night at 9:00 PM.., 253 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:24,127 he turns on Dragnet and climbs on top of me. 254 00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:26,129 He hasn’t been the same since Korea. 255 00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:27,593 [Woman Sighs. Laughs] I know I must surrender 256 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,046 To your kiss of fire 257 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,472 Just like a torch, you set the soul 258 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,391 Within me burning 259 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:35,763 I must go on 260 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,847 Along this road of no returning 261 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:43,105 And though it burns me and it turns me into ashes 262 00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:45,102 My whole world crashes It's your turn, Myrna. 263 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,358 Without your kiss of fire 264 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:49,986 Where did you find it ? 265 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:52,534 [Chuckles ] I took in that new roadside attraction. 266 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:57,115 Wandered into an empty tent, and the real show began. [ Giggles ] 267 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,665 Don‘t be afraid. 268 00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,993 Oh, you‘ll be so relaxed after. 269 00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:02,578 lf I'm a slave 270 00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:05,585 Then it's a slave I want to be 271 00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:07,917 Don't pity me Gather round, ladies ! 272 00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:11,129 Don't pity me I'm not much of a public speaker 273 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:14,715 but this new product is a lifesaver for the American housewife. 274 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:17,426 [Woman Continues] If you’re very quiet you can hear a burp. 275 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,728 You hear that ? 276 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,555 That is the patented seal of freshness. 277 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:24,767 I feel that I must have your kiss although it dooms me 278 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,602 Though it consumes me 279 00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:30,064 Your kiss of fire 280 00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:32,650 [ Continues ] 281 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,537 Since first I kissed you my heart was yours completely 282 00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:43,870 Don‘t worry. I don’t bite. 283 00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:45,204 lf I‘m a slave 284 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:48,583 Then it's a slave I want to be Come here, baby. 285 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:54,429 Give me your lips, the lips you only let me borrow 286 00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:59,010 Love me tonight and let the devil take tomorrow 287 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,186 I know that I must have your kiss 288 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,104 Although it dooms me 289 00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:06,184 Though it consumes me 290 00:24:08,322 --> 00:24:10,779 Your kiss 291 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,197 Oh, yes! 292 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:16,744 - Fire - [ Moaning ] 293 00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,823 Oh, yes ! 294 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:25,286 What do you suppose the police will ask us when they come? 295 00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,997 They’ll want to hear everything about what happened. 296 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:29,707 You know, we didn’t really see much. 297 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,463 Let me do the talking 298 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,384 What did you see? 299 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:42,516 Tell me about your terrible tragedy. 300 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,640 It was a robbery gone bad. 301 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:52,400 I'm sure the man was enraged when he found we had nothing to steal. 302 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:56,108 It was a moonless night. 303 00:24:57,204 --> 00:25:00,913 Bette was asleep, but something woke me. 304 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:03,957 I heard footsteps. 305 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:05,955 [ Scream ] 306 00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:08,128 [Knife Stabbing] 307 00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:10,957 So you saw just that one man? 308 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:16,379 He had on a fedora, a black fedora. 309 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,680 And he reeked of Aqua Velva 310 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:22,725 It was terrible. 311 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:27,975 First, he strangled Mama with her own necklace while she was doing needlepoint. 312 00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:30,434 - Shut up. Bette ! - Very interesting. 313 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,111 That would make a terrifying movie. 314 00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:36,323 If it hadn't already been done. 315 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,696 - What are you talking about? - The original Gaslight. 316 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:40,869 Strangled by her own necklace... 317 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,867 while she was doing needlepoint. 318 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,620 Bette, if you are going to talk, 319 00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:49,624 make sure what comes out of your mouth is more than just a regurgitated plot. 320 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:53,420 - She knows, - And Dot. 321 00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:55,918 Even I am aware .. 322 00:25:56,013 --> 00:26:01,053 that your mother died two days before you were found with fresh wounds. 323 00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:08,059 You two should try harder to get your story straight... 324 00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:09,856 before the coppers show up. 325 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:20,659 [Crickets Chirping ] 326 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,341 We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news. 327 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,888 Jupiter Police have confirmed the identity... 328 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:44,466 of the two bodies found murdered in their home... 329 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:46,472 in the quiet enclave of Bridgewater. 330 00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:49,600 Jeffrey and Mildred Bachman had been dead for at least a week... 331 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:52,307 before neighbors made the horrific discovery 332 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:57,780 [Breathing Heavily] 333 00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:00,448 [ Screaming ] 334 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:03,403 Neighbors described the brutal scene as. 335 00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:05,453 and I quote, “a bloodbath. ” 336 00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:15,706 [Breathing Heavily] 337 00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:19,919 Corey Bachman, the couple's eight-year-old son, remains missing. 338 00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:22,964 [ Screaming ] 339 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,639 This recent discovery, 340 00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:27,342 the killing of Troy Miller and the abduction of Bonnie Lipton, 341 00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:29,018 along with the death of Eudora Tattler, 342 00:27:29,106 --> 00:27:31,222 bring to four the number of shocking murders... 343 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:33,773 that have terrified the residents of our peaceful hamlet... 344 00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:35,317 In the past two weeks. 345 00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:37,486 Although police have not yet confirmed a connection, 346 00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:41,157 the grim fact that a similar weapon was involved in all four killings. . . 347 00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:42,824 leads this reporter to conclude... 348 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:45,903 a single maniac is preying upon the citizens of Jupiter township. 349 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:48,535 One can only hope that, when justice comes, 350 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:51,037 it will be swift and final 351 00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:13,768 [ Sniffles ] 352 00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:21,397 Hey. Hey, come here. 353 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:24,024 Here. 354 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,861 We should both eat. 355 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,571 There you go. Take that. 356 00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:39,089 Don’t worry. Somebody will find us. 357 00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:43,419 Your parents are never gonna stop looking for you. 358 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,967 I think he killed my parents. 359 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:49,050 [ Sighs ] 360 00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:52,977 [ Door Opens Slams ] 361 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,485 [ Bonnie. Corey Whimper ] 362 00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:09,115 [ Winding ] 363 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:13,540 [ Music Box] 364 00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:17,578 [ Continues ] 365 00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:29,218 Oh, clown, you‘re" you're so talented. 366 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:32,927 Please. release us so we can tell the world. 367 00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:36,100 Please? 368 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:39,479 - [ Chuckling ] - [ Whimpering ] 369 00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:41,230 Please. 370 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:43,687 [Chuckling Continues] 371 00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:52,863 [Clanking ] 372 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:56,370 [ Bonnie ] No. 373 00:29:57,879 --> 00:30:00,370 [Clanklng Continues] 374 00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:18,935 [Whimpering] 375 00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:33,870 - [ Pops] - [ Screaming] 376 00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:37,828 [ Panting ] No ! 377 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:41,207 - [Whimpering Sobbing] - [ Gasps. Whimpering] 378 00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:48,085 [Both Screaming] 379 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:55,805 [Corey] Don’t! Stop! 380 00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:59,434 Please! Please! 381 00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:02,816 [Screaming Continues] 382 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:18,289 I like this one, It's trashy. Drop it 383 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:23,128 You're so mean. We have to go. 384 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:26,378 Go where, meine Lieben? Hmm? 385 00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:30,552 I went to the hospital, They said you had disappeared into the shadows. 386 00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:33,676 I saw men there asking about you. Detectives. 387 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:35,223 We're not afraid of the police. 388 00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:39,053 No? Have you seen the papers? 389 00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:42,560 A spree. they are calling it. 390 00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:47,270 A murderous tear started by... you? 391 00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:49,571 But it isn’t true. 392 00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:54,573 “Old Sparky.” That’s what they call the electric chair at Florida State Prison. 393 00:31:54,663 --> 00:31:57,746 Even if only one of you is found guilty, 394 00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:00,074 the other one will go with her to the chair. 395 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:05,329 Unless they separate you first. 396 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:08,252 Leave her alone. Oh. 397 00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:10,629 Trying to protect your sister? 398 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,420 You couldn't protect your mother. 399 00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:17,884 Singin' the Rain is playing at the Majestic in West Palm. 400 00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:20,264 Please take us, Mother. 401 00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:22,266 We can sneak in after it starts. 402 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:24,348 It'll be dark. No one will see us. 403 00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:30,279 Bette, I won’t have any more of this foolishness. 404 00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:32,981 What do you think would become of our lives... 405 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:36,409 if people round here learned what lived on this farm? 406 00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:40,034 What are our lives now? It's a prison. 407 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:43,538 You’re too young to remember what happened in Alabama, 408 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:45,744 why we had to leave in the dead of night. 409 00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:47,545 I want to see the movie. 410 00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:51,341 l want to see it now! In glorious Technicolor! 411 00:32:52,721 --> 00:32:54,427 I said that's enough! 412 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:57,096 You can‘t keep us here. It‘s not right. 413 00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:59,971 - It s not right! - She didn‘t know what she was doing, 414 00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:03,098 No, but you did, You could have stopped her, and you didn’t. 415 00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:04,805 Bette, what have you done? 416 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:07,482 - It's not right. It‘s not right! - Bette, stop! 417 00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:09,981 You are both guilty. 418 00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:11,732 Perhaps you even more so, Dot, 419 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:16,487 After all, wasn‘t it you who then stabbed your sister? 420 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:21,947 [Screaming Gasping] 421 00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:26,956 You were punishing her. 422 00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:31,791 Not for her crime, but for your own. 423 00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:34,835 What do you want? 424 00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:40,841 To save you. 425 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:42,676 Oh. 426 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:46,730 To save you" save you. Of course. 427 00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:55,689 Dear Diary. 428 00:33:55,784 --> 00:33:58,196 It was the glorious third of September... 429 00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:01,323 when I was finally freed from the shadows 430 00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:03,996 The future had never seemed brighter. 431 00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:16,509 Let’s hope they start bringing in some paying customers, huh? 432 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:01,680 Dear Diary, I have seen my future. 433 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,927 It is pink and wrapped in silk. 434 00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:07,762 I never thought my escape from darkness could be so complete. 435 00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:11,223 I found myself in the middle of a movie star's palace, 436 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:13,980 Elsa's tent is the epitome of glamour 437 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:18,530 There Is only one law here" the bigger the star, the bigger the rent. 438 00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:21,737 Glorious freedom, 439 00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:29,166 For the first time in my life, I dare to imagine myself surrounded by beauty. 440 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:32,790 Dear Diary. 441 00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:36,123 My soul plumbs new depths of despair, 442 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:38,959 I long for the quiet of the farm, 443 00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:40,635 the warmth of my bed, 444 00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:43,885 the smell of flowers outside my window, 445 00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:48,143 I‘m surrounded by a cesspool of activity 446 00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,225 No words can do justice... 447 00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,432 to the depravity that permeates the grounds 448 00:35:53,526 --> 00:35:57,610 A creature they call Meep the Geek chews off the heads of living tinhgs... 449 00:35:57,697 --> 00:35:59,938 for sport and amusement, 450 00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:02,115 darkening further the edges of my nightmares. 451 00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:03,863 [ Muttering ] 452 00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:05,534 Hey, don't be scared. 453 00:36:05,622 --> 00:36:07,658 Meep just got a little excited. 454 00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:10,741 It’s not every day he comes across two beauties in one body. 455 00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:12,826 Hi. I'm Jimmy. 456 00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:14,832 Jimmy Darling. 457 00:36:16,383 --> 00:36:19,500 Though even in [he darkest of night... 458 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:22,757 the promise of dawn beckons 459 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:25,964 Perhaps worst of all is a bearded lady named Ethel, 460 00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:28,015 who serves as Elsa's henchwoman, 461 00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:31,937 the Sasquatch champion of law and order in this hellish sty. 462 00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:36,858 You heard me right, Diary, A lady with a beard. 463 00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:38,685 She won’t let me eat. 464 00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:40,361 Stop this foohshness, Dot. 465 00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:42,689 You need your strength to perform. 466 00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:49,200 I'm gonna sit here and watch you eat that entire bowl. 467 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:51,326 And you" if you try to stop her, 468 00:36:51,418 --> 00:36:54,285 I’m gonna slap your ass silly into next week, swear to God. 469 00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:59,547 You ungrateful little bitch, 470 00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:02,546 After all Elsa’s done for you, 471 00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:06,630 She rescues the wretched and unloved and gives them a home, 472 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,556 That’s what she did for you, 473 00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:10,929 - That‘s what she did for me. - She did ? 474 00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:15,142 I'd fallen on hard times. 475 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,894 Developed a taste for rye whiskey. 476 00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:18,941 And I wound up in the drunk tank. 477 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,646 [Ethel] Thal’s where Elsa found me 478 00:37:24,701 --> 00:37:26,362 She reunited me with my boy. 479 00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:29,661 Best of all, she put me back on the stage, where I belong. 480 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:35,417 lt’s your turn now. You're gonna be big stars 481 00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,710 You're gonna pack that tent, night after night. 482 00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:39,583 The hell we will. 483 00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:42,006 We're nobody‘s trained monkey. 484 00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:48,258 Don’t you get it? 485 00:37:48,349 --> 00:37:51,261 This place is as good as it gets for folks like us. 486 00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:53,434 It’s the bitter end. 487 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:55,307 But we take care of each other. 488 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:58,265 That's why Elsa brought you here" to be our headline act. 489 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:02,569 Good God Almighty. I hope you got talent. 490 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:06,072 Right now, you're the only hope we got. 491 00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:08,115 So eat up! 492 00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:17,162 Up two inches on your side, Evie. 493 00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:19,289 Okeydokey, but we’re out in the sticks. 494 00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:22,247 - And this sign is rinky-dink, - You think everything’s rinky-dink. 495 00:38:22,342 --> 00:38:25,800 I don t like this, Jimmy. I don‘t like this at all. 496 00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:27,627 Cops already been snooping around once. 497 00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,587 And now you say they’re looking for these two? 498 00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:32,298 Should we really be putting up a banner? 499 00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:34,850 Whole thing gives me an itch. 500 00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:37,429 - What if we get raided? - [Jimmy] You're not worried? 501 00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:40,641 [ Scoffs ] Why should I be? I survived the Stasi. 502 00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:42,646 I think I can deal with the simpletons... 503 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,443 of the Jupiter Police Department. 504 00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:47,819 I’ll tell them the twins have been with us a month. 505 00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:49,991 It was only when they went back to check on their darling mother... 506 00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:51,784 that they were attacked. 507 00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:53,577 You worry about the banner. 508 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:56,031 I’ll take care of everything else. 509 00:38:57,085 --> 00:39:00,452 I really hope Elsa knows what she’s doing. 510 00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:02,879 You gotta look on the sunny side. 511 00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:05,457 [Tires Squealing] 512 00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:09,298 Hey! It’s the freaks, 513 00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:11,380 [Shouting Chattering] Lookee here ! 514 00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:14,890 - Ah, shit. - Freaks! Damn freaks! 515 00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:17,139 Assholes! Come say that to my face! 516 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:19,429 Relax. 517 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:22,265 Sometimes I can’t take it. 518 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,193 The way they look at us, The way they treat us, It ain’t right. 519 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,441 That's showbiz. 520 00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:30,106 [Film Prejector Whirring] 521 00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:44,921 - Would you like some help with that? - Not on your life. 522 00:39:45,008 --> 00:39:47,670 I'm glad to see you taking time to enjoy yourself. 523 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,967 You spoil me, my darling. 524 00:39:57,437 --> 00:39:59,678 I got to get the hell out of here. This place is a snake pit! 525 00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:03,515 I gotta get back to my life, my family, my church my people! 526 00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:07,899 The opium does that to you. Leaves you in a cranky mood when you smoke too much. 527 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:12,740 But I agree. You shou‘d go home now. before you become addicted. 528 00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:16,035 Ethel, will you fetch her candy striper uniform? 529 00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:19,239 We even washed it for you. Now, listen. Schatzi. 530 00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:22,246 Remember, when you leave here, 531 00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:24,578 you say nothing about your time with us. 532 00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:28,915 Are you nuts? I was drugged. ravaged. 533 00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:32,468 Everyone needs to know what goes on out here" the real freak show! 534 00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:36,594 Oh, no‘ my darling. You are confused. 535 00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:39,596 You liked it here with us" No. 536 00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:44,431 You loved it. 537 00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:40,828 Do you see anyone being ravaged,.. 538 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:43,827 or tortured against her will? Huh? 539 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:46,250 Looks to me like a young woman... 540 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:49,170 who is taking her own pleasure... 541 00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:51,623 for the very first time, 542 00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:23,905 I liked it. 543 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:31,871 I liked it. 544 00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:38,795 I can still feel them. 545 00:42:40,475 --> 00:42:42,340 All over me. 546 00:42:43,478 --> 00:42:45,560 Inside me. 547 00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:48,684 [Sighs ] 548 00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:53,518 [Elsa ] Now, now. There‘s nothing to be ashamed of 549 00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:56,400 I’m gonna tell. They’re depraved monsters! 550 00:42:56,491 --> 00:42:59,733 I'll tell you who the monsters are! 551 00:42:59,827 --> 00:43:02,910 The people outside this tent! 552 00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:07,536 In your town. in all these little towns. 553 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:13,414 Housewives pinched with bitterness, 554 00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:15,749 stupefied with boredom as they doze off. . 555 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:18,255 in front of their laundry detergent commercials... 556 00:43:18,346 --> 00:43:22,259 and dream of strange, erotic pleasures. 557 00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:25,095 They have no souls. 558 00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:29,600 My monsters the ones you call depraved, 559 00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:32,682 they are the beautiful, heroic ones. 560 00:43:32,777 --> 00:43:35,894 They offer their oddity to the world. 561 00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:38,775 They provide a laugh, or a fright. 562 00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:41,733 to people in need of entenainment. 563 00:43:41,828 --> 00:43:46,492 Everyone is living the life they chose. 564 00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:48,072 But you" 565 00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:52,577 you undoubtedly... 566 00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:54,833 will be one of those soulless monsters. 567 00:43:56,676 --> 00:44:01,170 Perhaps... you already are, hmm? 568 00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:11,604 Miss Elsa, Miss Elsa! 569 00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:16,276 A chauffeur in a big car came and bought out the whole show tonight! 570 00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:18,353 [Laughing] No ! 571 00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:20,984 What did your Fraulein Elsa tell you? 572 00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:22,815 I knew it would work. 573 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:26,027 That banner is bringing them in. 574 00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:29,239 Those twins‘ they are going to save us. 575 00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:36,329 You see, peppermint girl? Everything works out, 576 00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:41,421 Looks like my pipe will stay nice and full... 577 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:45,346 should you hear a siren‘s call. 578 00:44:56,444 --> 00:44:58,651 [Ethel] $18? That‘s all? 579 00:44:58,738 --> 00:45:02,151 One of them finished so fast, I felt bad charging at normal price. 580 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:04,857 Well, nice don’t pay the bills. 581 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:06,738 Nobody saw you leave, did they? 582 00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:12,244 Nope. Left through the back door. 583 00:45:13,002 --> 00:45:14,742 Mama, 584 00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:17,579 I’m tired of leaving through back doors... 585 00:45:17,673 --> 00:45:19,538 like a common criminal. 586 00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:21,670 We deserve a better life. We all do. 587 00:45:21,761 --> 00:45:24,127 - We could leave this place, - Absolutely not. 588 00:45:25,473 --> 00:45:27,509 Elsa’s doing the best she can, Times are tough. 589 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,716 Thanks to Red Skelton and Lucille Ball, 590 00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:33,052 folks are getting their jollies at home now 591 00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:35,684 We gotta stick together. These are our people. 592 00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:37,060 Our people are a bunch of drunks. 593 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:40,063 Carnies drown their sorrows in a little hooch. So what? 594 00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:43,066 So what? They have programs for people like that now. Support groups, 595 00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:46,320 I can get them help. A clean start. We can get out of this dump. 596 00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:48,822 - You watch your mouth. - I've had it! 597 00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:50,449 I want out! 598 00:45:52,041 --> 00:45:54,077 There's gotta be a place somewhere, anywhere! 599 00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:58,252 We could buy a tract of land on the cheap. plant crops, live off the land. 600 00:45:58,339 --> 00:46:02,082 What, so now you’re Moses leading the Israelites? 601 00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:03,837 Well, why not? I want a normal life. 602 00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:06,920 There is no normal for us, Jimmy. 603 00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:11,098 You want to be a hero, you go talk to those twins. Make ’em eat. 604 00:46:11,185 --> 00:46:13,016 Make ’em like it here. 605 00:46:15,231 --> 00:46:17,096 But no flipper action. 606 00:46:33,082 --> 00:46:34,538 No. 607 00:46:35,501 --> 00:46:38,117 No, get away. Get away, get away! 608 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:40,419 No. get away, get away, get away! 609 00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:43,339 What‘s going on here? 610 00:46:43,426 --> 00:46:45,758 I gotta thank you. 611 00:46:45,845 --> 00:46:49,838 That sign you freaks put up helped me find my two main suspects. 612 00:46:52,310 --> 00:46:55,302 Bette and Dot Tattler, you‘re under arrest for murder. 613 00:46:55,396 --> 00:46:57,808 - That hurts, It’s too tight, - Hold on a second. Detective, 614 00:46:57,898 --> 00:47:00,139 Bette and Dot are victims too, They were stabbed themselves. 615 00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:02,725 Is that why they ran from the hospital? 616 00:47:04,613 --> 00:47:06,695 Their mother died days before they were attacked, 617 00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:09,148 and there's no sign of any forced entry at the house. 618 00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:13,077 Way I see it, they murdered their mother, and then they tried to cover it up. 619 00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:16,076 Wouldn’t surprise me if they were involved with the killing at the lake... 620 00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:17,657 and the Bachman murder. 621 00:47:17,752 --> 00:47:20,038 Lies, You‘re telling lies. 622 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,002 So that‘s it? Case closed? Look at 'em 623 00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:24,705 They're monsters. Jury’s gonna have no problem seeing that. 624 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,712 - Don’t call them monsters. - I call a spade a spade. 625 00:47:27,803 --> 00:47:30,260 Now, you should get out of my way. 626 00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:34,056 [Whistles ] 627 00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:46,981 I can’t let you take them. 628 00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:50,280 " And who’s gonna stop me? " [ Gun Cocks] 629 00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:53,326 You and your miscreants? 630 00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:56,821 Come tomorrow morning, my boys are gonna come over here and run you out of town. 631 00:47:56,916 --> 00:47:59,532 There is no place in Jupiter for freaks. 632 00:47:59,627 --> 00:48:01,709 Don't call us freaks! 633 00:48:01,796 --> 00:48:03,878 I'll call you whatever the hell I want to, you freak" 634 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,542 [ Choking ] 635 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,406 You saved us. 636 00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:44,952 And you're gonna save us. 637 00:48:56,559 --> 00:48:59,642 [Thunder Rumbling] 638 00:49:20,082 --> 00:49:21,913 Do you like your seat. Dandy? 639 00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:25,164 They’re all my seats, I could sit anywhere I like. 640 00:49:25,254 --> 00:49:26,744 Yes. you can. 641 00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:30,998 I like the one you're in. 642 00:49:36,182 --> 00:49:37,638 How's that? 643 00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:40,307 Better. The seat’s warm. 644 00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:42,726 Mother made it toasty for you. 645 00:49:42,855 --> 00:49:46,018 Can you see okay, darling? There's nothing to see. 646 00:49:47,109 --> 00:49:49,816 Where are the freaks? 647 00:49:49,904 --> 00:49:51,860 [Sighs ] I‘m getting bored. 648 00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:55,113 I don’t like this, Mother. 649 00:49:55,201 --> 00:49:57,237 Remember what Dr. Peterson said. 650 00:49:57,328 --> 00:50:00,536 If you allow yourself to become agitated, that nasty rash will come back. 651 00:50:00,623 --> 00:50:02,113 You don’t want that, do you? 652 00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:03,914 [Man] Places, everyone! 653 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:05,787 Pepper, Salty, move your asses! 654 00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:17,594 Freaks! 655 00:50:23,479 --> 00:50:25,595 On in five, darling, 656 00:50:31,237 --> 00:50:35,901 [ Drumroll ] 657 00:50:35,991 --> 00:50:37,856 [ Cymbal Crashes] 658 00:50:37,952 --> 00:50:40,034 Ladies and gentlemen. 659 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,907 Everything you‘ve heard is true 660 00:50:42,998 --> 00:50:47,867 All that has been advertised is here, under this tent, 661 00:50:47,962 --> 00:50:50,078 Wonders. 662 00:50:50,172 --> 00:50:51,662 Curiosities. 663 00:50:51,757 --> 00:50:56,046 A plethora of the strange the weird, 664 00:50:56,136 --> 00:50:59,048 the bizarre, the unusual ! 665 00:51:00,599 --> 00:51:03,887 From jungles untamed to forests enchanted. 666 00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:10,603 From the Dark Continent to the spice-laden lands of India 667 00:51:13,195 --> 00:51:15,607 Astounding mistakes of nature... 668 00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:20,158 are gathered here for your amusement and edification. 669 00:51:20,953 --> 00:51:22,818 What you’re about to see... 670 00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:25,279 will astound your very senses... 671 00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:30,163 and harrow" yes. harrow your souls. 672 00:51:30,254 --> 00:51:33,712 And tonight, for the first time anywhere, 673 00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:37,712 the Spectacular Siamese Sisters. 674 00:51:42,308 --> 00:51:44,924 But amidst the terrifying and the tragic, 675 00:51:45,019 --> 00:51:48,227 a voice... and beauty. 676 00:51:48,314 --> 00:51:50,225 Ladies and gentlemen, 677 00:51:50,316 --> 00:51:54,275 direct from the cabarets of prewar Berlin. 678 00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:58,604 the enchantress who holds sway over all of nature’s mistakes" 679 00:51:58,699 --> 00:52:01,406 Elsa Mars. 680 00:52:08,542 --> 00:52:12,626 It’s a god-awful small affair 681 00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:16,672 To the girl with the mousy hair 682 00:52:16,759 --> 00:52:20,718 But her mommy is yelling. “No" 683 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:24,717 And her daddy has told her to go 684 00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:28,266 But her friend is nowhere to be seen 685 00:52:28,354 --> 00:52:32,472 Now she walks through her sunken dream 686 00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:36,309 To the seat with the clearest view 687 00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:39,236 And she's hooked to the silver screen 688 00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:44,321 But the film is a saddening bore 689 00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:48,199 For she‘s lived it 10 times or more 690 00:52:48,290 --> 00:52:52,158 She could spit m the eyes of fools 691 00:52:52,252 --> 00:52:54,834 As they ask her to focus on 692 00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:59,336 Sailors fighting in the dance hall 693 00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:04,841 Oh. man. look at those cavemen go 694 00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:07,639 It’s the freakwest show 695 00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:16,600 Is there life on Mars? 696 00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:31,243 But the film is a saddening bore 697 00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:33,949 'Cause I wrote it 10 times or more 698 00:53:35,421 --> 00:53:39,209 It's about to be writ again 699 00:53:39,299 --> 00:53:41,881 As I ask you to focus on 700 00:53:41,969 --> 00:53:45,837 Sailors fighting in the dance hall 701 00:53:45,931 --> 00:53:50,550 Oh. man. look at those cavemen go 702 00:53:52,479 --> 00:53:54,765 It’s the freakwest show 703 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:59,479 Take a look at the lawman 704 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,902 Beating up the wrong guy 705 00:54:01,989 --> 00:54:05,982 Oh, man Wonder if he’ll ever know 706 00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:11,658 He's in the best-selling show 707 00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:18,996 Is there life on Mars? 708 00:54:57,711 --> 00:55:00,327 You‘re not supposed to be back here. 709 00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:02,671 Care for a cigarette? I'd love one, thanks. 710 00:55:09,723 --> 00:55:11,304 how much? 711 00:55:11,391 --> 00:55:14,258 - My monsters aren ’t prostitutes - You misunderstand. 712 00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:17,720 We don't want to buy anyone for the night, We want to buy them. Period. 713 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:19,305 $5,000. 714 00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:21,014 For one. maybe. 715 00:55:21,109 --> 00:55:23,395 - But there are two beauties here. - Okay, $10.000. 716 00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:26,979 Have you any idea what kind of box office they’ll bring in.., 717 00:55:27,074 --> 00:55:28,564 over the next year? 718 00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:30,775 They’re my headliners. 719 00:55:30,869 --> 00:55:32,325 Let's ask them. 720 00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:35,654 Do you think $10,000 is a fair price for you? 721 00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:38,081 $15.000. and not one penny more. 722 00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:40,955 Unless she grows another head. 723 00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:43,420 We're staying right here. This is our home. 724 00:55:46,093 --> 00:55:49,256 Darlings. That’s just what I wanted to hear. 725 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:51,132 I knew it. 726 00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:53,509 One night in the spotlight, and you've got the bug. 727 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,090 You‘re one of us. 728 00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:59,770 You see, we are a troupe of entertainers. 729 00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:01,563 A family, 730 00:56:01,650 --> 00:56:04,517 And you will not spllt up our family. 731 00:56:07,614 --> 00:56:10,447 Come, Dandy. I need a long, hot bath. 732 00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:14,698 Though nothing will wash away the ghastly memory of that infernal caterwauling. 733 00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:16,779 By far the most freakish thing of all tonight... 734 00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:18,614 was your pathetic attempt at singing. 735 00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:23,543 [Stamps Foot] 736 00:57:23,023 --> 00:57:24,888 Friends. 737 00:57:24,983 --> 00:57:29,067 This lawman was supposed to protect and serve the innocent. 738 00:57:30,155 --> 00:57:33,238 But instead, he judged us guilty... 739 00:57:33,325 --> 00:57:35,486 before he even set foot into our camp. 740 00:57:37,871 --> 00:57:41,409 All we've ever wanted was a place where we could feel safe... 741 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:43,741 and be just the way we are. 742 00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:49,126 But no one is gonna hand it to us. 743 00:57:49,216 --> 00:57:53,050 We're gonna have to rise up and take it. 744 00:57:55,597 --> 00:57:57,804 - Don’t we deserve to be happy? - Yeah! 745 00:57:57,891 --> 00:58:00,098 When bad things keep happening to good people, 746 00:58:00,185 --> 00:58:04,019 you start to question what is right and what is wrong. 747 00:58:04,106 --> 00:58:07,473 Well. I say it’s time we make our own right and wrong. 748 00:58:07,567 --> 00:58:11,025 I say it’s wrong for them to treat us like shit... 749 00:58:11,113 --> 00:58:14,071 and kick us around like the scum of the earth! 750 00:58:14,157 --> 00:58:17,741 They want to call us monsters? Fine. We’ll act like monsters. 751 00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:20,694 From this day on, 752 00:58:20,789 --> 00:58:25,533 if anyone tries to mess With us" any of us" ’cause you’re one of us now" 753 00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:30,003 they’re going to end up like this pig 754 00:58:33,218 --> 00:58:35,584 Lets show 'em what we can do. 755 00:58:36,596 --> 00:58:38,427 To the worms! 756 00:59:02,748 --> 00:59:04,238 You missed dinner, hon, 757 00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:07,703 The gang’s over the moon. 758 00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:09,580 Sold"out show and all tonight. 759 00:59:09,671 --> 00:59:11,332 It’s all thanks to you. 760 00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:14,165 You brought those twins here, hung that banner" 761 00:59:14,259 --> 00:59:16,124 Bang! We're in the black. 762 00:59:16,803 --> 00:59:18,384 I know. 763 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:23,097 But I have a confession to make. 764 00:59:30,734 --> 00:59:32,349 Those girls" 765 00:59:33,862 --> 00:59:36,820 l didn't bring them here for us, 766 00:59:36,907 --> 00:59:38,613 to save us. 767 00:59:40,494 --> 00:59:43,827 I brought them here for myself. 768 00:59:45,874 --> 00:59:50,538 so people would come and they would see me... 769 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:55,626 and lwould finally become a star. 770 00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:57,799 It's what I've always wanted, nothing else. 771 01:00:02,349 --> 01:00:04,590 Is it too late for me? 772 01:00:06,853 --> 01:00:08,889 Is it wrong? 773 01:00:14,319 --> 01:00:15,809 Not at all. 774 01:00:21,118 --> 01:00:23,780 You listen here. 775 01:00:23,870 --> 01:00:25,701 You‘ve got a gift, 776 01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:29,618 You deserve the laurels and applause,.. 777 01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:33,076 and the shouts of "encore ” 778 01:00:33,171 --> 01:00:34,877 Do you really think so? 779 01:00:37,050 --> 01:00:40,087 I'd bet my hand... 780 01:00:40,178 --> 01:00:42,214 you're gonna become a household name. 781 01:00:42,305 --> 01:00:44,136 I know it. 782 01:00:45,225 --> 01:00:48,137 Oh. Ethel, my darling, 783 01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:49,809 Oh. 784 01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:53,305 Oh. you are too good for me. 785 01:00:56,403 --> 01:00:59,520 Go now, Get some rest. 786 01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:24,127 [ Orchestra ] 787 01:01:29,936 --> 01:01:34,054 [ Male, Female Chorus] Auf Wiedersehen 788 01:01:34,149 --> 01:01:38,563 Auf Wiedersehen 789 01:01:38,653 --> 01:01:42,817 We'll meet again 790 01:01:42,908 --> 01:01:46,116 Sweetheart 791 01:01:47,245 --> 01:01:51,534 [ Woman ] This lovely day 792 01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:56,210 Has flawn away 793 01:01:56,296 --> 01:02:00,835 The time has come 794 01:02:00,926 --> 01:02:05,090 To part 795 01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:09,469 We'll kiss again 796 01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:13,802 Like this again 797 01:02:13,897 --> 01:02:22,612 Don't let the teardrops start 798 01:02:22,697 --> 01:02:26,940 With love that's true 799 01:02:27,035 --> 01:02:31,529 I'll wait for you 800 01:02:31,623 --> 01:02:36,617 Auf Wiedersehen 801 01:02:36,711 --> 01:02:44,459 Sweetheart