1 00:00:02,651 --> 00:00:04,708 _ 2 00:00:05,976 --> 00:00:11,414 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Our story begins 13 and a half years ago, 3 00:00:11,415 --> 00:00:14,651 when Jane Gloriana Villanueva was a mere ten years old. 4 00:00:14,652 --> 00:00:17,320 It should be noted that at a mere ten years old, 5 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:20,189 Jane's passions include... in no particular order... 6 00:00:20,190 --> 00:00:23,760 her family, God, and grillecheese sandwiches. 7 00:00:23,761 --> 00:00:26,110 _ 8 00:00:26,111 --> 00:00:28,231 This is Jane's grandmother, 9 00:00:28,232 --> 00:00:30,590 Alba Gloriana Villanueva. 10 00:00:30,591 --> 00:00:34,771 Her passions include God and Jane, in that particular order. 11 00:00:34,772 --> 00:00:37,689 _ 12 00:00:38,058 --> 00:00:39,520 _ 13 00:00:40,276 --> 00:00:41,983 _ 14 00:00:41,984 --> 00:00:43,127 _ 15 00:00:43,128 --> 00:00:43,479 WOMAN: Really, Mom? 16 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:45,181 Shh. But this is so lame. 17 00:00:45,182 --> 00:00:46,182 Mommy, shh! 18 00:00:46,183 --> 00:00:47,483 This is Jane's mother, 19 00:00:47,484 --> 00:00:49,385 Xiomara Gloriana Villanueva. 20 00:00:49,386 --> 00:00:52,588 Her passions include Jane and Paulina Rubio. 21 00:00:52,589 --> 00:00:55,624 The order is not important. 22 00:00:56,517 --> 00:00:58,506 _ 23 00:00:59,329 --> 00:01:01,197 Bien. 24 00:01:01,198 --> 00:01:03,720 _ 25 00:01:05,175 --> 00:01:07,030 _ 26 00:01:07,031 --> 00:01:09,323 - I can't. - _ 27 00:01:09,324 --> 00:01:12,845 _ 28 00:01:12,846 --> 00:01:14,727 _ 29 00:01:15,244 --> 00:01:17,696 _ 30 00:01:18,918 --> 00:01:20,663 _ 31 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:22,518 And Jane never did. 32 00:01:25,088 --> 00:01:27,256 (young man panting passionately) 33 00:01:27,257 --> 00:01:30,793 YOUNG MAN: Oh, Jane... 34 00:01:30,794 --> 00:01:33,395 (moaning passionately) 35 00:01:36,332 --> 00:01:37,800 We should... 36 00:01:37,801 --> 00:01:40,335 I know. Mm-hmm. Mmm. 37 00:01:40,336 --> 00:01:42,571 (moaning, kissing) 38 00:01:43,973 --> 00:01:45,741 Stop. We should stop. 39 00:01:45,742 --> 00:01:49,578 (panting) 40 00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:52,681 Whew. 41 00:01:52,682 --> 00:01:54,549 (exhales): Ah... 42 00:01:59,355 --> 00:02:01,356 (sighs deeply) 43 00:02:01,357 --> 00:02:03,392 Don't forget this. 44 00:02:03,393 --> 00:02:05,761 Thanks for stopping by. 45 00:02:05,762 --> 00:02:08,363 (romantic Spanish song playing) 46 00:02:14,103 --> 00:02:16,004 (song increases in volume) Ay, ay, ay. 47 00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:18,573 At least you could turn it down. 48 00:02:18,574 --> 00:02:19,772 _ 49 00:02:20,252 --> 00:02:21,834 _ 50 00:02:21,835 --> 00:02:23,144 Mom, she doesn't have to watch if she doesn't want to. 51 00:02:23,145 --> 00:02:25,821 Of course I'm gonna watch. You guys got me hooked on these things. 52 00:02:25,856 --> 00:02:29,046 But you really have to know telenovelas have ruined romance for me. 53 00:02:29,081 --> 00:02:29,818 Shh, shh, shh. 54 00:02:30,244 --> 00:02:32,132 _ 55 00:02:32,563 --> 00:02:33,963 _ 56 00:02:34,299 --> 00:02:36,944 _ 57 00:02:36,979 --> 00:02:38,259 (sighs) 58 00:02:44,366 --> 00:02:46,367 What? 59 00:02:46,368 --> 00:02:48,903 Nothing. Eat your grilled cheese. 60 00:02:48,904 --> 00:02:51,472 (romantic song swells in volume) 61 00:03:03,852 --> 00:03:07,155 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Meanwhile, 8.2 miles away 62 00:03:07,156 --> 00:03:08,890 from where Jane lives, 63 00:03:08,891 --> 00:03:12,527 but half a world away... 64 00:03:15,164 --> 00:03:17,198 WOMAN: Raf? 65 00:03:17,199 --> 00:03:18,800 Babe. 66 00:03:18,801 --> 00:03:20,568 You all right? 67 00:03:20,569 --> 00:03:22,170 Yeah. 68 00:03:22,171 --> 00:03:24,405 Yeah. Just... thinking. 69 00:03:24,406 --> 00:03:25,840 Worrying about the hotel. 70 00:03:27,142 --> 00:03:29,710 Look, if anything goes wrong, your father will help out. 71 00:03:29,711 --> 00:03:30,978 (sighs) 72 00:03:30,979 --> 00:03:32,747 Stop. 73 00:03:32,748 --> 00:03:35,149 Do you know who feels bad about taking money? 74 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:36,784 People who have too much. 75 00:03:36,785 --> 00:03:37,952 (both chuckling) 76 00:03:40,188 --> 00:03:43,057 That's better. See? 77 00:03:43,058 --> 00:03:46,794 You just need to relax. 78 00:03:56,538 --> 00:03:59,940 MOTHER: You're starting to seem desperate, Petra. 79 00:03:59,941 --> 00:04:01,709 I do not blame you. 80 00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:04,378 Your husband does not love you anymore. 81 00:04:04,379 --> 00:04:06,880 - You're wrong, mother. - It's all right. 82 00:04:06,881 --> 00:04:10,017 Tomorrow will change everything. 83 00:04:10,018 --> 00:04:13,520 - I still haven't decided whether... - Oh, you will. 84 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:17,057 You will. 85 00:04:17,058 --> 00:04:19,026 Maybe Michael's gonna propose. 86 00:04:19,027 --> 00:04:21,795 My sisters say guys get all cheeseball before they propose. 87 00:04:21,796 --> 00:04:24,264 No way. We have a timeline, all right? 88 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:26,266 I haven't gotten my teacher's degree yet. 89 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:28,635 - We just merged our calendars... - You've been dating for two years 90 00:04:28,636 --> 00:04:31,405 and you haven't boned. He might move up your timeline. 91 00:04:31,406 --> 00:04:33,507 Everybody decent? 92 00:04:33,508 --> 00:04:34,675 Who are you? 93 00:04:34,676 --> 00:04:36,610 Roman Zazo. But everyone calls me Zaz. 94 00:04:36,611 --> 00:04:38,045 I work for the, uh, management company 95 00:04:38,046 --> 00:04:39,446 that just bought the hotel. 96 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:41,248 So you can think of me as your new boss. 97 00:04:41,249 --> 00:04:43,116 Pick a straw, please. 98 00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:45,452 Pick one, keeping in mind there's nothing to worry about 99 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:48,455 as long as you're outstanding at your job. Pick one. 100 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:53,193 Which benefits us all, seeing that we have the same goal, 101 00:04:53,194 --> 00:04:56,396 that goal being to make bank. Okay. 102 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:58,398 Let's see those straws. 103 00:05:01,269 --> 00:05:03,370 (sighs) 104 00:05:04,205 --> 00:05:06,039 What's your name? 105 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,475 - Jane. - But everyone calls her Jaz. 106 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,543 - (snorts) - Okay, Jaz. 107 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:12,112 Congratulations. 108 00:05:12,113 --> 00:05:13,613 You get the tail. 109 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:15,882 ♪ ♪ 110 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:31,064 I can't believe we have to do this. 111 00:05:31,065 --> 00:05:33,099 Do what? 112 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:35,702 RAFAEL: I don't know, Luisa. 113 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:38,471 Raf, if you're not happy, end it. 114 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:41,674 - It's hard. Petra stood by me. - I know. 115 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,243 But that doesn't mean that you owe her your whole life. 116 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:47,013 Look, you've changed. I mean, of course you did. 117 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:49,349 If you didn't change, then I'd be worried about you. 118 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:51,017 And you know what? It's a good thing, 119 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,285 because you were so insufferable before. 120 00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:53,653 Hey! 121 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:55,655 As your sister, I can say that. 122 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:58,758 I loved you then, I love you now and... 123 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:03,930 if you do get a divorce, it doesn't make you our father. 124 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:05,331 RAFAEL: Thanks, Lu. 125 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:07,166 Now go home to your wife. 126 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:09,202 Say hi to Allison for me. 127 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,276 (indistinct conversation) 128 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:36,495 Hey, do you remember a guy named Rafael Solano 129 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:38,330 when we worked at the yacht club? He was, like, a member.. 130 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:40,399 The jerk you had a monster crush on? 131 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,768 I didn't have a monster crush on him. 132 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:44,637 We talking about the same guy? 133 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,272 You had a magical kiss. 134 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:47,740 Who'd you have a magical kiss with? 135 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,275 No one. I was young. It was nothing. 136 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:50,843 What was nothing? 137 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,678 Hey, I need someone to run champagne to cabana four ASAP. 138 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:55,314 I got it. 139 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:04,056 I'll hand out glasses. 140 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:07,493 You look familiar. 141 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:09,795 Really? Hmm. 142 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:13,165 - I'm not sure. - No, I really think we've met. 143 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:16,535 I don't usually wear clamshells. 144 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:19,471 Oh. The strip club on Biscayne? 145 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:21,873 - Jerk. - (Tapping on glass) 146 00:07:21,874 --> 00:07:24,076 Please. A toast. 147 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:26,878 To my husband. 148 00:07:26,879 --> 00:07:28,947 - Welcome back, babe. - Oh. 149 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:31,616 (applause, guests murmur happily) 150 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:46,898 (soft, passionate moaning) 151 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:55,807 ALLISON: Luisa. 152 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:01,479 (keys tapping) 153 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,591 _ 154 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:08,028 _ 155 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:11,615 _ 156 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,743 _ 157 00:08:14,180 --> 00:08:15,779 _ 158 00:08:16,328 --> 00:08:18,786 _ 159 00:08:18,787 --> 00:08:20,069 _ 160 00:08:21,016 --> 00:08:22,689 _ 161 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:25,740 _ 162 00:08:25,741 --> 00:08:29,260 _ 163 00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:31,802 _ 164 00:08:33,174 --> 00:08:35,276 _ 165 00:08:35,277 --> 00:08:36,490 _ 166 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:46,090 (alarm beeping) 167 00:08:47,759 --> 00:08:50,928 (groans quietly) 168 00:08:50,929 --> 00:08:53,497 (crying softly) 169 00:09:00,739 --> 00:09:02,840 (sniffles) 170 00:09:02,841 --> 00:09:05,743 WOMAN: Doctor's office... 171 00:09:05,744 --> 00:09:09,480 Oh, there you are, Dr. Alver. You're running a little behind. 172 00:09:09,481 --> 00:09:11,515 - (cell phone ringing) - Remember you're covering for Dr. Peters. 173 00:09:11,516 --> 00:09:14,251 You have an insemination in seven, then a pap in eight. 174 00:09:14,252 --> 00:09:16,954 Um, yeah, an-an insemination and a pap. I got it. 175 00:09:16,955 --> 00:09:20,291 - Should I... - No, I got... I got it. 176 00:09:26,164 --> 00:09:29,133 ALLISON: Luisa, I messed up. I messed up. 177 00:09:29,134 --> 00:09:31,135 I love you. I'm a screwed-up person. 178 00:09:31,136 --> 00:09:34,438 She means nothing to me, I swear. I don't even care... 179 00:09:34,439 --> 00:09:37,007 (sighing) 180 00:09:39,611 --> 00:09:44,748 Nice to meet you, Ms. Villanueva. 181 00:09:44,749 --> 00:09:46,316 (snoring softly) 182 00:09:46,317 --> 00:09:49,019 Are you ready for your insemination? 183 00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:52,222 Hi. Yes. I'm... sorry. 184 00:09:52,223 --> 00:09:54,758 I'm a little tired. I'm Jane. 185 00:09:54,759 --> 00:09:56,593 I usually see Dr. Peters...? 186 00:09:56,594 --> 00:09:59,796 Oh, I'll be filling in for her while she's on her... 187 00:09:59,797 --> 00:10:02,566 honeymoon... (quiet sobbing breaths) 188 00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:04,868 Anyway, um, I'm Dr. Alver. 189 00:10:04,869 --> 00:10:06,703 Are you okay? 190 00:10:06,704 --> 00:10:09,039 Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Um... 191 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:12,042 Can you... can you just scoot down a little bit, please? 192 00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:13,343 (sighs) 193 00:10:13,344 --> 00:10:15,879 Um, did you... did you bring anyone with you? 194 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,749 Here? No. Just me. 195 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:21,818 Ah, you're doing it alone. Good for you. 196 00:10:21,819 --> 00:10:23,954 (voice breaking): It's probably easiest that way. 197 00:10:23,955 --> 00:10:25,689 (crying) 198 00:10:25,690 --> 00:10:28,325 Dr. Alver, are you sure you're okay? 199 00:10:28,326 --> 00:10:29,993 (sniffles) I'm sorry. 200 00:10:29,994 --> 00:10:31,328 I'm so sorry. 201 00:10:31,329 --> 00:10:33,363 Oh, my God, this is so unprofessional. 202 00:10:33,364 --> 00:10:35,632 I'm... 203 00:10:35,633 --> 00:10:37,567 (groans loudly) 204 00:10:37,568 --> 00:10:41,237 I'm-I'm... I'm just going through some personal problems. 205 00:10:41,238 --> 00:10:42,706 I'm sorry. 206 00:10:42,707 --> 00:10:43,974 I'm sorry... 207 00:10:43,975 --> 00:10:46,543 Hey, we all have 'em, right? 208 00:10:46,544 --> 00:10:49,012 Yeah, you know what? Like, if you want me to come back, 209 00:10:49,013 --> 00:10:50,513 maybe I can just... Oh, okay. 210 00:10:50,514 --> 00:10:52,515 - You're starting. - No, because you'd have 211 00:10:52,516 --> 00:10:55,985 to wait a whole month, and that's not fair to you. 212 00:10:55,986 --> 00:10:58,388 Okay. All done. 213 00:10:58,389 --> 00:11:00,924 You should get your results in two weeks. 214 00:11:00,925 --> 00:11:03,259 That's it? 215 00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:05,361 That's it. 216 00:11:05,362 --> 00:11:11,067 Good luck, and again, I'm... I'm so sorry for... 217 00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:12,602 No. No, it's okay. 218 00:11:12,603 --> 00:11:15,305 And I hope that everything turns out okay for you. 219 00:11:15,306 --> 00:11:18,808 Yeah. 220 00:11:18,809 --> 00:11:20,977 (door closes) 221 00:11:22,813 --> 00:11:25,448 I didn't know that you were coming. 222 00:11:25,449 --> 00:11:27,717 I had the nurse unfreeze Rafael's sperm. 223 00:11:27,718 --> 00:11:29,786 A surprise for him. 224 00:11:29,787 --> 00:11:31,154 That's why I didn't tell you. 225 00:11:31,155 --> 00:11:32,722 You guys are so close, 226 00:11:32,723 --> 00:11:34,457 I didn't want to put you in an awkward position. 227 00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:37,527 Oh. I... 228 00:11:37,528 --> 00:11:40,396 Look, if you don't do it, someone else will. 229 00:11:40,397 --> 00:11:41,931 And I know from the Internet 230 00:11:41,932 --> 00:11:44,367 that you can't refreeze the sample, so... 231 00:11:44,368 --> 00:11:46,168 unless you want the sperm to die... 232 00:11:46,169 --> 00:11:48,304 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And suddenly, just like that, 233 00:11:48,305 --> 00:11:50,740 Luisa realized what she'd done. 234 00:11:50,741 --> 00:11:54,010 But alas, it was too late. 235 00:11:55,812 --> 00:11:59,448 Jane's life was now the stuff of telenovelas. 236 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,381 LATIN LOVE NARRATOR: Later, when asked about the so-called 237 00:12:09,382 --> 00:12:12,362 “Immaculate Conception of Jane Gloriana Villanueva,” 238 00:12:12,363 --> 00:12:13,961 Luisa Alver would say 239 00:12:13,962 --> 00:12:16,297 that it was the biggest mistake of her life. 240 00:12:16,298 --> 00:12:18,799 (knocking on door) 241 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,668 Come in. 242 00:12:20,669 --> 00:12:22,970 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It wasn't. 243 00:12:25,073 --> 00:12:26,673 I didn't know who else to call. 244 00:12:26,674 --> 00:12:30,043 You said it was an emergency? 245 00:12:30,044 --> 00:12:32,512 I artificially inseminated the wrong woman, 246 00:12:32,513 --> 00:12:34,781 so... I need a lawyer. 247 00:12:34,782 --> 00:12:36,950 I don't practice law anymore. 248 00:12:36,951 --> 00:12:38,518 You know that. 249 00:12:38,519 --> 00:12:41,488 I am scared. I need someone that I can talk to. 250 00:12:41,489 --> 00:12:43,857 Your wife, your brother. 251 00:12:43,858 --> 00:12:45,759 I walked in on Allison last night 252 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,928 in bed with her assistant. 253 00:12:47,929 --> 00:12:50,764 I'm sorry that happened. 254 00:12:50,765 --> 00:12:55,068 And it was... Raf's sperm. 255 00:12:55,069 --> 00:12:56,403 What?! 256 00:12:56,404 --> 00:12:58,371 Petra came in for an insemination, 257 00:12:58,372 --> 00:13:00,507 and I accidentally used his specimen on 258 00:13:00,508 --> 00:13:03,109 someone named Jane Gloriana Villanueva. 259 00:13:03,110 --> 00:13:04,911 Were you drinking? 260 00:13:04,912 --> 00:13:06,579 No. 261 00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:08,948 No. My God, no! 262 00:13:08,949 --> 00:13:10,817 I wasn't. 263 00:13:10,818 --> 00:13:12,552 What did you tell Petra? 264 00:13:12,553 --> 00:13:14,354 I didn't. I panicked. 265 00:13:14,355 --> 00:13:17,690 I walked into the room, and I inseminated her with saline. 266 00:13:18,726 --> 00:13:20,860 “You might be a father.” 267 00:13:20,861 --> 00:13:23,463 We'll know in two weeks. 268 00:13:23,464 --> 00:13:25,064 I used your sample, baby. 269 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,400 You what?! 270 00:13:27,401 --> 00:13:29,769 Without telling me? 271 00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:31,771 I wanted it to be romantic. 272 00:13:31,772 --> 00:13:33,740 I wanted some part of the fact 273 00:13:33,741 --> 00:13:37,143 that we had to do it like this to... 274 00:13:37,144 --> 00:13:39,712 to be romantic. 275 00:13:42,649 --> 00:13:44,417 What are the chances this will take? 276 00:13:44,418 --> 00:13:47,186 Twenty percent. 277 00:13:48,155 --> 00:13:50,590 Don't say anything. 278 00:13:50,591 --> 00:13:52,124 You're already on probation. 279 00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:53,826 You could lose your license. 280 00:13:53,827 --> 00:13:55,494 But what about Raf? 281 00:13:55,495 --> 00:13:57,196 I mean, it was his only sample. 282 00:13:57,197 --> 00:13:58,931 And it's gone. 283 00:13:58,932 --> 00:14:00,833 How will telling him change that? 284 00:14:11,678 --> 00:14:14,547 JANE: Mom, stop staring. 285 00:14:16,183 --> 00:14:19,518 Come to my gig tomorrow night, boo. 286 00:14:21,488 --> 00:14:22,855 Ah. 287 00:14:22,856 --> 00:14:24,423 (snickering) 288 00:14:24,424 --> 00:14:26,659 Don't you judge. 289 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:29,395 The best way to get over a man is to get under a new man. 290 00:14:29,396 --> 00:14:31,130 Trust. 291 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:33,632 Well, as long as you're not talking to Bruce, I'm happy. 292 00:14:33,633 --> 00:14:35,300 Oh, man, you know that guy Darrell 293 00:14:35,301 --> 00:14:36,969 who's dating slutty Crystal... 294 00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:39,071 Well, he found out that she's been boning Mauricio, 295 00:14:39,072 --> 00:14:41,006 but she tried to deny it, but there was this text 296 00:14:41,007 --> 00:14:42,875 she sent him where she's, like, naked and grabbing her boobs. 297 00:14:42,876 --> 00:14:44,443 You want to see? 298 00:14:44,444 --> 00:14:46,545 Pass. I already sent it. 299 00:14:46,546 --> 00:14:47,980 You all right, baby? 300 00:14:47,981 --> 00:14:50,215 Fine. I'm just a little nauseous. 301 00:14:50,216 --> 00:14:52,584 Wait. Why are you talking to slutty Crystal? 302 00:14:52,585 --> 00:14:54,920 - I thought you hated her. - Yeah, I know, but I just found out 303 00:14:54,921 --> 00:14:56,655 her brother-in-law knows Paulina Rubio's bassist, 304 00:14:56,656 --> 00:14:58,323 (phone chimes) so I got to kiss her ass. 305 00:14:58,324 --> 00:15:00,192 Hopefully, I don't get an STD. 306 00:15:00,193 --> 00:15:02,461 Oh, Mom, I did not need to see... 307 00:15:02,462 --> 00:15:04,062 Crystal got fake boobs. 308 00:15:04,063 --> 00:15:06,965 - Those are her breakup boobs. - Hmm. 309 00:15:11,237 --> 00:15:12,571 Come on, let's get up. 310 00:15:12,572 --> 00:15:15,707 - But you're not feeling good. - Mom... 311 00:15:23,015 --> 00:15:25,584 Jane! 312 00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:28,053 Nausea and fainting spell solved. 313 00:15:28,054 --> 00:15:29,721 You're pregnant. 314 00:15:29,722 --> 00:15:32,157 (both laugh) 315 00:15:32,158 --> 00:15:33,658 It's... 316 00:15:33,659 --> 00:15:35,760 I'm sorry, but she's just not pregnant. 317 00:15:35,761 --> 00:15:37,295 No, I'm not pregnant. 318 00:15:37,296 --> 00:15:39,397 We tested your urine. 319 00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:40,565 JANE: Trust me, the test is wrong. 320 00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:43,334 False negatives are frequent, false positives are rare. 321 00:15:43,335 --> 00:15:45,303 Jane, did you and Michael...? 322 00:15:45,304 --> 00:15:46,805 No, we didn't. 323 00:15:46,806 --> 00:15:50,742 And it may be rare, but it happened, 'cause I'm a virgin. 324 00:15:50,743 --> 00:15:52,944 - A virgin? - Yeah. 325 00:15:52,945 --> 00:15:55,780 Maybe we should talk in private. 326 00:15:55,781 --> 00:15:58,550 No. No, we don't need to talk in private. I think we do. 327 00:15:58,551 --> 00:15:59,717 Where did you get your degree from, 328 00:15:59,718 --> 00:16:01,386 the University of Dumb-ass? 329 00:16:01,387 --> 00:16:03,254 My daughter said that she is a freakin' virgin, 330 00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:04,856 so do another damn test! 331 00:16:11,563 --> 00:16:14,165 Pink means pregnant. 332 00:16:18,137 --> 00:16:20,405 But I've never had sex! 333 00:16:20,406 --> 00:16:22,373 (gasps): Immaculata. 334 00:16:22,374 --> 00:16:23,941 You are immaculata. 335 00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,243 What? 336 00:16:25,244 --> 00:16:27,011 - No, Mom. - Clearly, she's not a virgin. 337 00:16:27,012 --> 00:16:28,980 Of course I am! That's a mistake. 338 00:16:28,981 --> 00:16:30,748 It's not a mistake. Or it's a hormonal thing. 339 00:16:30,749 --> 00:16:32,183 Exactly, pregnancy hormones. What?! 340 00:16:32,184 --> 00:16:33,551 I understand that this is unplanned. 341 00:16:33,552 --> 00:16:35,119 - Hail Jane, full of grace... - Hi. Hello. 342 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,188 This is Jane Villanueva. I need to talk to Dr. Alver, 343 00:16:37,189 --> 00:16:39,357 because I have a crazy doctor saying that I'm pregnant. 344 00:16:39,358 --> 00:16:41,492 - Blessed is the fruit of... - Shh! 345 00:16:41,493 --> 00:16:43,794 Of the womb! 346 00:16:48,284 --> 00:16:50,619 I'm not pregnant. Just say it. 347 00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:52,587 No. You're not. 348 00:16:52,588 --> 00:16:54,489 - I'm sorry. - No, Lu. 349 00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:55,924 It's not your fault. 350 00:16:55,925 --> 00:16:59,060 Well, you see... it is, actually. 351 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:02,464 What do you mean? 352 00:17:02,465 --> 00:17:03,932 (sighs) 353 00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:06,701 Two weeks ago, when I walked in on Allison with... 354 00:17:06,702 --> 00:17:09,370 It doesn't matter. Two weeks ago, um... 355 00:17:10,706 --> 00:17:13,341 I used your specimen on the wrong person. 356 00:17:13,342 --> 00:17:16,211 Excuse me? You what?! 357 00:17:16,212 --> 00:17:19,213 I inseminated a girl with your sperm... mistakenly. 358 00:17:19,214 --> 00:17:20,915 She's here. 359 00:17:26,555 --> 00:17:28,289 I had sex with Bruce three days ago. 360 00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:30,525 What?! Why are you telling me this? 361 00:17:30,526 --> 00:17:32,560 I don't know. What if you're like a religious messiah? 362 00:17:32,561 --> 00:17:34,429 I can't lie to a religious messiah. 363 00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:37,865 - Hey, there. - JANE: Dr. Alver, hi. 364 00:17:37,866 --> 00:17:40,134 Thank you for seeing me. It's the craziest thing, right? 365 00:17:40,135 --> 00:17:42,170 These pregnancy tests keep coming back positive, 366 00:17:42,171 --> 00:17:43,905 and there's got to a reason. 367 00:17:43,906 --> 00:17:45,806 Right? Like some kind of hormonal thing or... 368 00:17:45,807 --> 00:17:48,843 There is a reason, and the reason 369 00:17:48,844 --> 00:17:51,479 the tests came back positive is... 370 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:54,382 I accidentally inseminated you two weeks ago. 371 00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:56,250 What? You what?! 372 00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:58,586 It was a mistake. I made a mistake. 373 00:17:58,587 --> 00:18:00,521 And there was only a-a 20% chance 374 00:18:00,522 --> 00:18:03,324 that it would take, so I-I thought 375 00:18:03,325 --> 00:18:06,260 that you would never know, but things turned out differently. 376 00:18:10,932 --> 00:18:13,567 (gasping) 377 00:18:20,077 --> 00:18:21,469 _ 378 00:18:21,470 --> 00:18:23,403 _ 379 00:18:23,959 --> 00:18:25,987 _ 380 00:18:25,988 --> 00:18:28,890 _ 381 00:18:29,381 --> 00:18:31,838 _ 382 00:18:31,839 --> 00:18:35,706 _ 383 00:18:35,707 --> 00:18:39,366 _ 384 00:18:39,711 --> 00:18:41,078 _ 385 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,565 _ 386 00:18:43,566 --> 00:18:45,808 _ 387 00:18:46,143 --> 00:18:48,802 - LUISA: I'm so sorry, Jane. - You're sorry?! 388 00:18:48,803 --> 00:18:50,403 You should be in jail, lady. You should be locked up. 389 00:18:50,404 --> 00:18:52,572 - Mom... - There's options. 390 00:18:52,573 --> 00:18:56,176 This is a prescription for a pill that you could take. 391 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,912 Um, of course, you are under no obligation 392 00:18:58,913 --> 00:19:01,448 to consult with the father, but he does know. 393 00:19:01,449 --> 00:19:03,617 The father. 394 00:19:03,618 --> 00:19:05,218 The father. 395 00:19:05,219 --> 00:19:06,553 Honey? 396 00:19:06,554 --> 00:19:09,055 - I have to go. - Wait. 397 00:19:09,056 --> 00:19:11,157 No. I have to go. 398 00:19:11,158 --> 00:19:13,827 (baby crying) 399 00:19:13,828 --> 00:19:16,363 (crying) 400 00:19:27,241 --> 00:19:29,843 (breathing deeply) 401 00:19:36,117 --> 00:19:38,785 (knocking on door) 402 00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:41,187 One sec, babe. 403 00:19:41,188 --> 00:19:43,790 (sighs) 404 00:19:46,593 --> 00:19:48,894 Hey. You're a little bit early. 405 00:19:48,895 --> 00:19:51,597 Yeah. 406 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,633 JANE: Oh... 407 00:19:54,634 --> 00:19:57,336 Hey, what's all this? I thought we were going out? 408 00:19:57,337 --> 00:19:59,805 I made dinner. 409 00:19:59,806 --> 00:20:01,840 Grilled cheese. (chuckles) 410 00:20:01,841 --> 00:20:05,010 That... sounds perfect. 411 00:20:05,011 --> 00:20:07,513 Okay... um, before we eat, 412 00:20:07,514 --> 00:20:09,515 I just want to give you fair warning that 413 00:20:09,516 --> 00:20:12,851 I'm about to say some pretty corny stuff. 414 00:20:12,852 --> 00:20:14,753 Okay, ground rules: 415 00:20:14,754 --> 00:20:16,655 Not allowed to freak out, 'cause this is a moment 416 00:20:16,656 --> 00:20:19,124 we're gonna be telling our kids and grandkids about. 417 00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:21,126 Michael... 418 00:20:21,127 --> 00:20:22,728 what are you doing? 419 00:20:22,729 --> 00:20:23,862 I'm proposing. 420 00:20:23,863 --> 00:20:25,197 But, I mean... 421 00:20:25,198 --> 00:20:26,598 our timeline. 422 00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:28,333 Who cares about the timeline? 423 00:20:28,334 --> 00:20:30,502 Or that, you know, you don't have your teaching degree 424 00:20:30,503 --> 00:20:32,204 or that I haven't established my career, 425 00:20:32,205 --> 00:20:33,672 or that we have debts, 426 00:20:33,673 --> 00:20:35,774 or whatever other reasons we have for waiting. 427 00:20:35,775 --> 00:20:38,944 As of today, we've been together for two years. 428 00:20:38,945 --> 00:20:40,212 - Michael, just... - Wait, wait, before you say anything... 429 00:20:40,213 --> 00:20:44,116 I'm not doing this because I want to have sex with you, okay? 430 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,351 I mean, I... I do want to have sex with you, 431 00:20:46,352 --> 00:20:48,320 'cause two years is a really, really long time, 432 00:20:48,321 --> 00:20:50,122 but that's not why I'm proposing, okay? 433 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:53,758 I'm proposing because I want to spend my life with you. 434 00:20:53,759 --> 00:20:57,129 And raise children with you. 435 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,463 And have sex with you. 436 00:20:58,464 --> 00:21:01,299 (chuckles) So, Jane... 437 00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:04,102 Gloriana Villanueva, will... 438 00:21:04,103 --> 00:21:05,604 will you... 439 00:21:05,605 --> 00:21:07,405 Michael, I'm pregnant. 440 00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:09,107 (box snaps shut) 441 00:21:14,693 --> 00:21:16,694 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: What will serve Michael Cordero Jr. well 442 00:21:16,695 --> 00:21:19,429 in the illustrious detective career he will go on to have 443 00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:21,741 is his ability to focus on facts. 444 00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:24,947 Okay, I need you to tell me again 445 00:21:24,948 --> 00:21:26,615 everything that happened, exactly as it happened. 446 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:30,802 Going over how what happened doesn't change the fact that it happened. 447 00:21:30,803 --> 00:21:32,437 I know. I know. I'm just... 448 00:21:32,438 --> 00:21:34,872 I'm freaking out a little bit here, babe. 449 00:21:34,873 --> 00:21:36,274 I know. Me, too. 450 00:21:36,275 --> 00:21:37,809 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And the fact was... 451 00:21:37,810 --> 00:21:39,410 this sucked. 452 00:21:39,411 --> 00:21:43,281 - (doorbell rings) - I invited over our families. 453 00:21:43,282 --> 00:21:44,415 I was pretty sure you'd say yes. 454 00:21:44,416 --> 00:21:46,715 Michael, I would have. 455 00:21:46,716 --> 00:21:48,650 Should we just pretend like you did? 456 00:21:48,651 --> 00:21:50,052 For now? 457 00:21:50,053 --> 00:21:52,087 Yes. (sighs) 458 00:21:52,088 --> 00:21:54,256 (doorbell rings) 459 00:21:58,127 --> 00:21:59,795 Probably shouldn't drink. 460 00:21:59,796 --> 00:22:03,231 I need another drink. 461 00:22:03,232 --> 00:22:06,768 I can't believe Luisa didn't tell you. 462 00:22:06,769 --> 00:22:09,638 Yeah. 463 00:22:09,639 --> 00:22:11,840 She's dead to me. 464 00:22:13,576 --> 00:22:15,610 I want it. 465 00:22:15,611 --> 00:22:17,679 The kid? 466 00:22:18,681 --> 00:22:21,016 An unexpected by-product of cancer. 467 00:22:21,017 --> 00:22:23,184 They should put that in the manual, right? 468 00:22:23,185 --> 00:22:25,820 Being told you can't have kids will lead to you 469 00:22:25,821 --> 00:22:29,424 really wanting them. 470 00:22:29,425 --> 00:22:31,726 Petra'll never go for it. 471 00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:34,295 Dude... this is the same girl who would not leave your side 472 00:22:34,296 --> 00:22:36,164 when you were going through chemo. 473 00:22:36,165 --> 00:22:38,333 I'm not gonna lie... I thought she'd bolt. 474 00:22:38,334 --> 00:22:39,601 (both chuckle) 475 00:22:39,602 --> 00:22:40,902 Look, I'm just saying... 476 00:22:40,903 --> 00:22:43,104 maybe you're underestimating her. 477 00:22:46,141 --> 00:22:48,476 (all laughing) 478 00:22:48,477 --> 00:22:50,678 Thank you for coming. 479 00:22:56,285 --> 00:22:57,618 What are you doing here, man? 480 00:22:57,619 --> 00:22:59,887 Well, I got to admit... I was hurt, you know? 481 00:22:59,888 --> 00:23:01,989 Not to get invited to my own brother's engagement party. 482 00:23:01,990 --> 00:23:06,127 Oh, well, I'm, uh, sorry I hurt your feelings, Billy. 483 00:23:06,128 --> 00:23:09,697 - Uh-uh. - Don't treat me like that. 484 00:23:09,698 --> 00:23:10,608 Like what? 485 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:13,501 Like I'm a bomb that could go off. 486 00:23:13,502 --> 00:23:15,069 Which, uh... (chuckles) 487 00:23:15,070 --> 00:23:17,138 we know that I could, right? 488 00:23:17,139 --> 00:23:19,674 I mean, everybody here... 489 00:23:19,675 --> 00:23:21,108 your fiancée... 490 00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:23,544 they think you're such a good guy. 491 00:23:25,147 --> 00:23:26,747 Do not threaten me. 492 00:23:26,748 --> 00:23:28,015 Do you understand me? 493 00:23:28,917 --> 00:23:30,384 Do you understand me? 494 00:23:30,385 --> 00:23:31,986 Whoa, whoa, all right? 495 00:23:31,987 --> 00:23:35,222 Hey, look, I just came here to, uh, congratulate you 496 00:23:35,223 --> 00:23:37,591 on your engagement, that's all. 497 00:23:37,592 --> 00:23:41,529 So. Why don't you, um, introduce me around. 498 00:23:41,530 --> 00:23:44,031 I met Jane's mom. Seems like a handful. 499 00:23:44,032 --> 00:23:45,699 Where's her pops? Where's he? 500 00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:47,234 He's not a part of her life. 501 00:23:47,235 --> 00:23:49,003 Oh, really? Bet there's a story there. 502 00:23:49,004 --> 00:23:50,504 There's not a story. 503 00:23:50,505 --> 00:23:52,072 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, here's the story: 504 00:23:52,073 --> 00:23:54,508 Jane has never met her father. 505 00:23:54,509 --> 00:23:56,610 In fact, Xiomara herself hadn't seen Jane's father 506 00:23:56,611 --> 00:23:58,612 since the day she told him she was pregnant. 507 00:23:58,613 --> 00:24:01,015 The same day he told her to get rid of it. 508 00:24:01,016 --> 00:24:02,583 Until 16 months ago, 509 00:24:02,584 --> 00:24:04,918 when she walked into Carla's Croquetas... 510 00:24:07,589 --> 00:24:10,691 and saw Jane's father again. 511 00:24:10,692 --> 00:24:12,860 Right there. In broad daylight. 512 00:24:20,702 --> 00:24:22,769 (knocking on door) 513 00:24:23,705 --> 00:24:25,005 Let's talk, Janie. 514 00:24:25,006 --> 00:24:26,807 Mom, I'm not in the mood, all right? 515 00:24:26,808 --> 00:24:29,443 I got a big test coming up, I just want to study. 516 00:24:29,444 --> 00:24:31,778 But baby, I know how you feel. 517 00:24:31,779 --> 00:24:34,381 I was 16 when I got pregnant with you and I was so scared. 518 00:24:34,382 --> 00:24:36,950 You were irresponsible. 519 00:24:36,951 --> 00:24:39,252 You got pregnant because you were irresponsible. 520 00:24:39,253 --> 00:24:40,754 I don't even have a dad. 521 00:24:40,755 --> 00:24:43,657 And I've done everything right... my whole life, 522 00:24:43,658 --> 00:24:47,194 I've tried to do everything right so that I'd... 523 00:24:47,195 --> 00:24:49,629 So you won't turn out like me. 524 00:24:50,731 --> 00:24:53,266 I told you I didn't want to talk. 525 00:24:55,503 --> 00:24:57,470 I got the prescription. 526 00:24:57,471 --> 00:24:59,172 In case. 527 00:25:01,642 --> 00:25:04,077 You don't have to have a baby. 528 00:25:05,112 --> 00:25:07,781 Would you have had me? 529 00:25:07,782 --> 00:25:09,816 Huh? 530 00:25:09,817 --> 00:25:12,819 If Grandma hadn't made you? 531 00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:19,492 I'm glad I had you. 532 00:25:21,929 --> 00:25:25,098 That's not what I asked. 533 00:25:25,099 --> 00:25:28,101 Yeah, I know. 534 00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:41,095 Of course I want the baby. 535 00:25:41,096 --> 00:25:45,199 It's your child, so it's my child. 536 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,935 You look so surprised. 537 00:25:48,962 --> 00:25:51,462 I guess I am. 538 00:25:51,463 --> 00:25:53,197 A little. 539 00:25:54,533 --> 00:25:56,500 (ringtone plays) 540 00:25:56,501 --> 00:25:58,336 My sister has to stop calling. 541 00:25:58,337 --> 00:26:00,304 I'll take care of it. 542 00:26:02,507 --> 00:26:04,475 Luisa, he really doesn't... 543 00:26:04,476 --> 00:26:07,011 Slow down. Slow down. 544 00:26:07,012 --> 00:26:09,613 Who works here? 545 00:26:16,188 --> 00:26:18,322 (clears her throat) 546 00:26:18,323 --> 00:26:20,090 Jane. 547 00:26:20,091 --> 00:26:21,659 The manager said you wanted to see me? 548 00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:23,527 Yeah. 549 00:26:23,528 --> 00:26:26,330 Look, I'm sorry that I called you a jerk the other night. 550 00:26:26,331 --> 00:26:28,332 I was just in this... * I'm the father. 551 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:30,100 What? 552 00:26:30,101 --> 00:26:33,570 Of the baby that you're carrying. 553 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:39,143 And I'm sorry about the other day, too. 554 00:26:39,144 --> 00:26:41,678 (breathing deeply) 555 00:26:45,850 --> 00:26:48,418 (sighs) 556 00:26:48,419 --> 00:26:51,855 I used to work at Golden Harbor Yacht Club. 557 00:26:51,856 --> 00:26:55,192 That's where we know each other from. 558 00:26:56,194 --> 00:26:58,929 - Oh, yes. - No. 559 00:26:58,930 --> 00:27:00,230 I mean, you don't have to act like you remember... 560 00:27:00,231 --> 00:27:02,733 No, no, I do. I remember. 561 00:27:02,734 --> 00:27:05,902 I-I came in, after tennis, 562 00:27:05,903 --> 00:27:08,939 at the end of summer, and the restaurant was closed. 563 00:27:12,910 --> 00:27:14,144 You let me in anyways, 564 00:27:14,145 --> 00:27:15,779 and you made me 565 00:27:15,780 --> 00:27:19,382 a killer grilled cheese sandwich. 566 00:27:19,383 --> 00:27:21,318 One-third white cheddar, one-third yellow cheddar, 567 00:27:21,319 --> 00:27:23,119 one-third grated American. 568 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,855 (sighs) 569 00:27:24,856 --> 00:27:27,257 And then we talked. 570 00:27:28,159 --> 00:27:29,859 - Mm-hmm. - Well, it depends. 571 00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:32,462 Am I being practical or brave? 572 00:27:32,463 --> 00:27:34,698 Practical. 573 00:27:34,699 --> 00:27:36,333 I'm a teacher. 574 00:27:36,334 --> 00:27:39,169 Brave. 575 00:27:39,170 --> 00:27:41,171 I'm a writer? 576 00:27:41,172 --> 00:27:44,274 I have never said that out loud before. 577 00:27:44,275 --> 00:27:45,608 (chuckles) 578 00:27:45,609 --> 00:27:48,445 Be brave. 579 00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:54,918 And I never called. 580 00:27:54,919 --> 00:27:57,220 I was kind of a jerk back then. 581 00:27:57,221 --> 00:27:58,955 It was a long time ago. 582 00:27:58,956 --> 00:28:00,690 Still... 583 00:28:00,691 --> 00:28:03,393 I'm sorry. 584 00:28:06,263 --> 00:28:08,064 I'm not ready to be a mom. 585 00:28:08,065 --> 00:28:10,733 We'd take it. And then what? 586 00:28:10,734 --> 00:28:12,135 I live the rest of my life knowing 587 00:28:12,136 --> 00:28:14,237 that my kid is just out there? 588 00:28:15,205 --> 00:28:17,407 So... 589 00:28:19,610 --> 00:28:21,411 You're not gonna have it? 590 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,148 Look, I know that the reasons 591 00:28:25,149 --> 00:28:28,351 for me wanting to end the pregnancy are so selfish, 592 00:28:28,352 --> 00:28:30,653 that I'm not ready, that this wasn't the plan, 593 00:28:30,654 --> 00:28:32,822 that I have worked so hard every second 594 00:28:32,823 --> 00:28:34,991 so that my life was different than my mother's. 595 00:28:34,992 --> 00:28:37,927 I was an accident, 596 00:28:37,928 --> 00:28:40,529 and I know my mom loves me. 597 00:28:42,099 --> 00:28:44,100 But I also know that in some ways, 598 00:28:44,101 --> 00:28:46,235 I derailed her life. 599 00:28:46,236 --> 00:28:49,805 I don't want my kid to feel like that. 600 00:28:49,806 --> 00:28:52,007 Ever. 601 00:28:54,978 --> 00:28:57,179 I want to be ready. 602 00:28:59,916 --> 00:29:02,117 Yeah. 603 00:29:04,754 --> 00:29:07,623 That makes sense. 604 00:29:07,624 --> 00:29:09,325 You didn't drop the cancer card? 605 00:29:09,326 --> 00:29:10,859 The-the cancer card? 606 00:29:10,860 --> 00:29:12,328 Oh, stop. You know what I mean. 607 00:29:12,329 --> 00:29:14,463 Did you tell her that this was your only chance 608 00:29:14,464 --> 00:29:16,031 to have a biological child? 609 00:29:16,032 --> 00:29:17,366 She was upset. 610 00:29:17,367 --> 00:29:18,534 I'm not just gonna make her... 611 00:29:18,535 --> 00:29:19,802 Oh, give me a break. 612 00:29:19,803 --> 00:29:22,304 (mouthing) 613 00:29:22,305 --> 00:29:24,173 Fine. 614 00:29:24,174 --> 00:29:27,042 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Petra was always good at math. 615 00:29:27,043 --> 00:29:28,944 According to her precise calculations 616 00:29:28,945 --> 00:29:34,183 and her equally precise prenuptial agreement... 617 00:29:34,184 --> 00:29:35,851 (cash register bell dings) 618 00:29:35,852 --> 00:29:37,886 I'll be the bad guy if that's what this is about. 619 00:29:37,887 --> 00:29:39,454 No, no, it's not. 620 00:29:39,455 --> 00:29:40,956 You know what, don't do anything, 621 00:29:40,957 --> 00:29:42,291 don't say anything. 622 00:29:42,292 --> 00:29:44,626 I mean it. 623 00:29:44,627 --> 00:29:46,828 We'll talk later. 624 00:29:52,970 --> 00:29:54,781 _ 625 00:29:55,438 --> 00:29:58,673 Oh, abuela, it is not what you think. 626 00:29:58,674 --> 00:30:00,440 _ 627 00:30:00,441 --> 00:30:02,310 No, I didn't. I... 628 00:30:02,311 --> 00:30:05,280 I got accidentally... 629 00:30:05,281 --> 00:30:07,849 Oh, I don't even know how to say this in Spanish. 630 00:30:07,850 --> 00:30:09,130 _ 631 00:30:09,131 --> 00:30:10,318 No, no, I didn't. 632 00:30:10,319 --> 00:30:11,686 The doctor made a mistake. 633 00:30:11,687 --> 00:30:13,755 I went to the appointment and she... 634 00:30:13,756 --> 00:30:16,591 accidentally... put... 635 00:30:16,592 --> 00:30:20,261 a sample of a man into me. 636 00:30:20,262 --> 00:30:21,538 _ 637 00:30:21,539 --> 00:30:23,232 _ 638 00:30:23,233 --> 00:30:24,065 Yes. 639 00:30:24,066 --> 00:30:26,634 From his... 640 00:30:28,170 --> 00:30:30,905 (gasps) Oh. 641 00:30:30,906 --> 00:30:33,055 _ 642 00:30:36,106 --> 00:30:39,031 _ 643 00:30:39,032 --> 00:30:40,615 - Abuela, please. - _ 644 00:30:40,616 --> 00:30:42,750 No, but I know how you feel... 645 00:30:42,751 --> 00:30:43,815 _ 646 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:48,551 _ 647 00:30:48,552 --> 00:30:50,144 _ 648 00:30:52,086 --> 00:30:53,790 _ 649 00:30:53,791 --> 00:30:55,630 What?! 650 00:30:55,631 --> 00:30:57,677 _ 651 00:31:00,054 --> 00:31:03,106 _ 652 00:31:03,107 --> 00:31:04,670 _ 653 00:31:06,035 --> 00:31:09,187 _ 654 00:31:10,192 --> 00:31:14,978 _ 655 00:31:19,154 --> 00:31:21,989 Luisa, it's Petra. 656 00:31:21,990 --> 00:31:23,591 I need your help. 657 00:31:23,592 --> 00:31:25,393 And in exchange, I'll convince your brother 658 00:31:25,394 --> 00:31:28,029 not to report you to the medical board. 659 00:31:31,767 --> 00:31:33,734 You're early. 660 00:31:33,735 --> 00:31:36,704 Yeah, I just... I got called into work. 661 00:31:36,705 --> 00:31:39,240 Yeah, so I just wanted to come by 662 00:31:39,241 --> 00:31:42,309 and talk to you real quick, in person, you know? 663 00:31:42,310 --> 00:31:45,146 Yeah, of course. 664 00:31:45,147 --> 00:31:46,881 Janie... 665 00:31:46,882 --> 00:31:49,116 I want to say that I'll support you no matter what... 666 00:31:49,117 --> 00:31:50,417 Oh. Wait, wait. 667 00:31:50,418 --> 00:31:51,485 That's... 668 00:31:51,486 --> 00:31:52,686 that's what I want to say. 669 00:31:52,687 --> 00:31:54,488 But that's not how I feel. 670 00:31:54,489 --> 00:31:57,324 I want to start a life with you. 671 00:31:57,325 --> 00:31:58,726 And I don't want to start it 672 00:31:58,727 --> 00:32:00,260 with you having some other guy's kid. 673 00:32:00,261 --> 00:32:02,496 And I'm sorry if that makes me a bad person, 674 00:32:02,497 --> 00:32:04,198 but that's how I feel. 675 00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:07,668 Please. 676 00:32:07,669 --> 00:32:10,037 For us. 677 00:32:10,038 --> 00:32:13,373 Don't have this baby. 678 00:32:15,343 --> 00:32:17,511 (sighs) 679 00:32:18,513 --> 00:32:20,848 Okay. 680 00:32:36,184 --> 00:32:40,387 (singing in Spanish) 681 00:32:48,023 --> 00:32:50,291 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: After her teenage boyfriend Rogelio 682 00:32:50,292 --> 00:32:52,460 told her not to have the baby, 683 00:32:52,461 --> 00:32:53,895 Xiomara had a real problem. 684 00:32:53,896 --> 00:32:55,463 She knew she wanted the baby, 685 00:32:55,464 --> 00:32:58,766 but she also knew she did not want Rogelio. 686 00:32:58,767 --> 00:33:00,001 It's true. 687 00:33:00,002 --> 00:33:02,436 I'm pregnant. 688 00:33:04,906 --> 00:33:06,284 _ 689 00:33:07,509 --> 00:33:08,943 Some Army guy. 690 00:33:09,978 --> 00:33:11,912 I didn't get his last name. 691 00:33:11,913 --> 00:33:14,682 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And so Xiomara kept 692 00:33:14,683 --> 00:33:17,518 Jane's father's identity a secret. 693 00:33:17,519 --> 00:33:20,121 (singing in Spanish) 694 00:33:33,301 --> 00:33:35,502 (patrons cheering) 695 00:33:39,674 --> 00:33:41,842 Yeah! 696 00:33:41,843 --> 00:33:43,243 (whoops) 697 00:33:45,313 --> 00:33:48,882 Abuela asked me to never tell you what she said, and I... 698 00:33:48,883 --> 00:33:50,851 I didn't want you to look at her differently. 699 00:33:50,852 --> 00:33:53,587 Look at you, being all selfless. 700 00:33:53,588 --> 00:33:55,389 But no more secrets. 701 00:33:55,390 --> 00:33:57,057 Okay? 702 00:33:59,627 --> 00:34:01,295 I-I just wanted you to know 703 00:34:01,296 --> 00:34:03,497 that you had a choice, because having one... 704 00:34:03,498 --> 00:34:04,932 it helps, I think. 705 00:34:06,334 --> 00:34:09,403 Whatever you decide. 706 00:34:10,471 --> 00:34:13,840 I don't know what to do, Mom. 707 00:34:13,841 --> 00:34:15,609 Michael doesn't want it. 708 00:34:15,610 --> 00:34:18,979 And I get why, of... of course I get why. 709 00:34:18,980 --> 00:34:20,514 But Dr. Alver called 710 00:34:20,515 --> 00:34:22,115 and said that the father... 711 00:34:23,151 --> 00:34:26,386 Rafael, he had cancer. 712 00:34:26,387 --> 00:34:27,954 This is his only sample, 713 00:34:27,955 --> 00:34:30,157 and he and his wife, they're this great couple, 714 00:34:30,158 --> 00:34:33,527 loving and wonderful, and all they want is a child. 715 00:34:33,528 --> 00:34:35,695 You want a divorce? 716 00:34:35,696 --> 00:34:37,130 I do. 717 00:34:37,131 --> 00:34:40,000 I took care of you when you were sick. 718 00:34:40,001 --> 00:34:42,202 Which is why I didn't do this a year ago. 719 00:34:42,203 --> 00:34:45,338 And I think, if you're being honest, you knew that. 720 00:34:45,339 --> 00:34:47,607 I also think it's the reason you used my sample. 721 00:34:51,445 --> 00:34:53,379 And regardless... 722 00:34:53,380 --> 00:34:55,949 I think we bring out an ugly side in each other. 723 00:34:55,950 --> 00:34:57,984 Don't you think? 724 00:35:11,031 --> 00:35:12,498 Nothing, sir. 725 00:35:12,499 --> 00:35:14,867 We had some girl come in there, she took off. 726 00:35:14,868 --> 00:35:17,103 Zazo's the contact. 727 00:35:17,104 --> 00:35:19,005 I'm positive. 728 00:35:20,874 --> 00:35:23,009 I.D. the girl. 729 00:35:23,010 --> 00:35:25,645 Already sent the images down to the station. 730 00:35:29,917 --> 00:35:31,617 (camera shutter clicks) 731 00:35:31,618 --> 00:35:34,120 ♪ ♪ 732 00:35:36,490 --> 00:35:37,990 DOCTOR: Pink means pregnant. 733 00:35:37,991 --> 00:35:39,859 But I've never had sex. 734 00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:41,928 ♪ ♪ 735 00:35:45,966 --> 00:35:47,266 You don't have to have a baby. 736 00:35:47,267 --> 00:35:49,935 We'd take it. 737 00:35:51,571 --> 00:35:53,039 MICHAEL: Please... 738 00:35:54,174 --> 00:35:57,041 For us. Don't have this baby. 739 00:35:57,042 --> 00:36:00,953 _ 740 00:36:09,289 --> 00:36:11,924 Some guy's here to see you, Xo. 741 00:36:11,925 --> 00:36:14,059 If it's Bruce, tell him I'm serious, 742 00:36:14,060 --> 00:36:15,261 I don't want to see him. 743 00:36:15,262 --> 00:36:16,729 MAN: It's not Bruce. 744 00:36:25,405 --> 00:36:27,639 (romantic Spanish music playing on TV) 745 00:36:28,775 --> 00:36:30,876 CUSTOMER: Could I get some help, here? 746 00:36:30,877 --> 00:36:32,177 WAITRESS: Sorry. 747 00:36:32,178 --> 00:36:33,545 It's this new show. 748 00:36:33,546 --> 00:36:34,947 (laughs) 749 00:36:34,948 --> 00:36:37,416 (speaking Spanish) 750 00:36:43,590 --> 00:36:46,024 How could you keep my daughter a secret all these years? 751 00:36:46,025 --> 00:36:47,659 I wrote you 16 months ago! 752 00:36:47,660 --> 00:36:49,094 What took you so long? 753 00:36:51,230 --> 00:36:53,899 ♪ ♪ 754 00:37:05,178 --> 00:37:07,345 (officers wolf-whistling, whooping) 755 00:37:07,346 --> 00:37:09,948 (whooping, laughing) 756 00:37:18,357 --> 00:37:20,525 Babe... 757 00:37:20,526 --> 00:37:22,727 what are you doing here? 758 00:37:22,728 --> 00:37:24,562 Trying to be brave. 759 00:37:24,563 --> 00:37:27,098 But before I propose... 760 00:37:27,099 --> 00:37:29,267 (officers whooping, laughing) 761 00:37:29,268 --> 00:37:31,302 you need to know all the facts. 762 00:37:31,303 --> 00:37:33,171 And the fact is, 763 00:37:33,172 --> 00:37:34,406 I'm having the baby. 764 00:37:34,407 --> 00:37:36,908 (officers exclaim, murmur) 765 00:37:36,909 --> 00:37:38,343 And we're giving it to the father. 766 00:37:38,344 --> 00:37:40,111 He and his wife, they really want it. 767 00:37:40,112 --> 00:37:42,213 And they're a really great couple. 768 00:37:42,214 --> 00:37:44,215 She's giving us the baby? 769 00:37:44,216 --> 00:37:45,483 Yes. 770 00:37:45,484 --> 00:37:47,218 She just called. 771 00:37:47,219 --> 00:37:49,787 She said she wants it to grow up in a happy home, 772 00:37:49,788 --> 00:37:51,623 where both parents want it. 773 00:37:53,459 --> 00:37:56,561 So, under the circumstances, I thought it best not to mention 774 00:37:56,562 --> 00:37:58,763 our previous conversation. 775 00:38:00,132 --> 00:38:02,667 JANE: Michael? 776 00:38:04,203 --> 00:38:05,970 Yeah. 777 00:38:06,972 --> 00:38:09,607 Okay. 778 00:38:09,608 --> 00:38:11,642 I'm okay with that. 779 00:38:11,643 --> 00:38:14,045 (gasps, laughs) 780 00:38:14,046 --> 00:38:15,246 Okay. 781 00:38:15,247 --> 00:38:16,614 (whoops) Oh... 782 00:38:16,615 --> 00:38:17,882 That's not good. You can stand. 783 00:38:17,883 --> 00:38:19,417 Oh, can I? Great, thanks. 784 00:38:19,418 --> 00:38:21,018 Okay. 785 00:38:21,019 --> 00:38:22,453 All right. Oh... 786 00:38:22,454 --> 00:38:23,754 I'm not good at this stuff. 787 00:38:23,755 --> 00:38:25,356 (clears throat) 788 00:38:25,357 --> 00:38:28,559 So instead of telling you the reasons why I love you, 789 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,128 I'm gonna tell you the reasons why I don't. 790 00:38:32,931 --> 00:38:34,765 I don't love you... 791 00:38:34,766 --> 00:38:39,036 because you're smart and kind. 792 00:38:39,037 --> 00:38:41,615 I don't love you because you're hard-working and competitive 793 00:38:41,615 --> 00:38:43,163 and way too defensive. 794 00:38:43,164 --> 00:38:44,248 I'm not defensive. 795 00:38:44,743 --> 00:38:46,343 (officers laughing) 796 00:38:46,344 --> 00:38:49,880 I don't love you because you are incredibly sexy. 797 00:38:49,881 --> 00:38:51,615 - Ooh! - (Laughter) 798 00:38:51,616 --> 00:38:54,285 (Jane laughs) 799 00:38:57,422 --> 00:39:00,124 I love you because you're my best friend. 800 00:39:02,327 --> 00:39:04,194 And I want to grow old with you. 801 00:39:05,830 --> 00:39:07,431 And right now, 802 00:39:07,432 --> 00:39:11,335 I'm confused about every single thing in my life... 803 00:39:11,336 --> 00:39:14,138 except you. 804 00:39:14,139 --> 00:39:16,473 Wow. 805 00:39:16,474 --> 00:39:18,041 I love you. 806 00:39:18,042 --> 00:39:20,344 (officers applauding, cheering) 807 00:39:20,345 --> 00:39:22,112 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And in that moment, 808 00:39:22,113 --> 00:39:25,616 in the arms of the man she thought she knew so well, 809 00:39:25,617 --> 00:39:27,684 Jane Gloriana Villanueva 810 00:39:27,685 --> 00:39:30,420 really believed that to be true. 811 00:39:30,421 --> 00:39:34,825 And then... everything changed. 812 00:39:36,715 --> 00:39:42,035 _