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(Phone rings)
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- Hello?
- Hello, "Dog," it's Principal Foster.
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Oh, hey. Did you just call me "Dog"?
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You're Vice Principal now. We're peers.
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- Oh.
- Good news... I have
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a replacement for your science class.
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It's about time, you old son of a bitch.
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What?!
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- Too casual?
- Uh, what?
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- Hello?
- Sorry, what? You're breaking up.
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- Hello?
- Dog?
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- Hello? Sorry, hello?
- (Staticky): I can't hear you.
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- Bad reception, sorry. Hold on.
- (Staticky): Breaking up...
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I'm so sorry. They're building
a new building next door
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and I have terrible reception.
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Hey, no more phone
calls! Get out of my room!
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It's the only place I
can get a signal, dude...
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- You know that.
- Out!
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- Look at the stick... Is it red or blue?
- Uh, yeah...
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- Well, sir, I...
- Get out of my room.
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- Hello? Hello? Hello
- Hello? Hello... Stop.
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- Is it red or blue?
- Hey, ow, Schmidt!
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- The Scarf has been backordered a month.
- Wait, hello?
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- Meanwhile the hat is just sitting here.
- Yeah, hello.
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- This is not a business center.
- Hello?
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- Get out of my room.
- Hello? Hello?
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- It's my man time.
- Mama?
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- Mama, unplug it, okay?
- Schmidt: Hello? Hello.
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If you unplug it, it
cannot electrocute you.
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- It's blue? Oh, yes!
- Mr. Foster...
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- No, I don't want blue. With a bisque hat?
- Hello, Dog. Dog?
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- I'll look insane!
- Why do you have an electric guitar?
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- Aah!
- Hello?
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This phone situation
has me really jazzed up!
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Excuse my language.
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Now, I'm gonna propose something.
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Something insane.
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Now you just all have to stay calm
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and trust me.
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Fascinating.
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- Where do you put your music?
- Why is there a rope?
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- (Phone rings)
- (Gasps) It's ringing.
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- Whoa, that's cool.
- Just like the movies.
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We should answer it with,
like, really funny voices.
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- Yeah.
- We don't know who it is.
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- It could be anybody.
- Could be Tanya from sixth grade.
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- Yeah.
- (Stops ringing)
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Oh... oh.
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Next time it rings, we should answer it.
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- ♪ Who's that girl? ♪
- ♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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- ♪ Who's that girl? ♪
- ♪ It's Jess. ♪
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Just can't stop looking at this thing.
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Man, I used to be so great
at talking on the phone, man.
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You know, something about the cord
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and the handset that just
really set me at ease.
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- You were weirdly smooth.
- If you slow dance with Nick,
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I'll hold hands with Amy.
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Just make sure she cut
her fingernails, though.
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Tell her I'll make her a mix tape.
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- I'm just being stupid.
- Tell her I'll make her a mix tape.
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It was going great, by the way.
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If this isn't sexy, I
don't know what the heck is.
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Something just came over him.
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- He was amazing.
- I'm just excited to add a third number:
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Home, work and cell.
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Damn, I'm reachable.
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I'm definitely gonna mention that in
my profile in Business, Man! Magazine.
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- Businessman Magazine?
- No, no, no.
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Check that out: Business, Man! Magazine.
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I've gotten a lot of heat from
working on the sponge account.
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I'm telling you, this is
the first step in my quest
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- to becoming a millionaire.
- Well, I think that's a weird plan,
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but let's drink to it... Who's in?
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No, come on, I got to
study for my interview.
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Oh, I would, man, but I got a
lot of police stuff to study.
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You know, like, roads, laws, bullets...
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Be really nice if you guys spent some time
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and studied your friend
Nick. Pop quiz, hotshots.
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- I miss you guys.
- I don't understand
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what you're saying, man.
Are you asking me a question?
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For real, though, I miss you.
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So we would just sit
around and drink all day?
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Aw, forget it, man! I'm storming off.
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(Phone rings)
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Oh!
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Good morning, Vice Principal Day speaking.
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What...? Calm down!
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What?! Coach?!
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(Whispering): Coach...
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Are you sleeping with the school nurse?
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Jess, are you crazy?
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Of course I'm sleeping
with the school nurse.
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- What?
- Mazel tov.
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- My man. Much respect.
- Look at you getting up in there.
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- Yeah. Living the dream.
- Great.
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- That's really hot, dude.
- That's really great. For me.
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We have to fill out a form
declaring our relationship?
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Yes, it's a legal thing.
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We're just covering our asses.
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While you uncover yours.
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Sorry, that was an unfortunate joke.
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(Nervous laugh)
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Um, anyway, uh, how did this start?
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Uh, fine. A couple of
weeks ago I got a cut.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And I went to the nurse.
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- Okay.
- And when I saw her, I was like, "damn."
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And I was, like, "you frickin' got a cut."
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And I was like, "you
frickin' better fix it."
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And she was like, "no. Cuts are gross."
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- Yeah.
- And then we had sex.
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Yeah.
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That's disturbing
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on so many levels.
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Um, I'm sorry, but your outfit
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looks like you got it at a Halloween store.
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Thank you. Coach got it for me.
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- It's a child's medium.
- (Giggles)
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What'd you put for "nature of
relationship"... "Girlfriend"?
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Well, that's what I actually
wanted to talk to you about.
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- 'Cause, uh, we hadn't...
- Question mark?
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Um, it didn't feel like
a question mark when
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you put a calamari on my
finger like an engagement ring.
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That didn't seem like
a question mark to you?
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Jess, someone's in my parking spot again.
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- Not now, Rose.
- Hey, Ernie.
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- Hey.
- Last night was really fun.
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I found your swim trunks.
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- They're ruined. Really fun.
- Ah, come on. Yeah?
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I thought you ditched this bitch.
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I will send your weave
right back to the loom!
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- Oh, no, no. Excuse me?
- Guys...
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- Oh, yeah!
- Ladies, stop.
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- (Both arguing at once)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- See what you did?
- This is a different form.
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- (Phone ringing)
- (Groans)
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All right.
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- (Ringing continues)
- Settle down, I'm coming.
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Hello?
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No, Schmidt's not here.
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No one's here. I'm here by myself.
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Because I work at night,
which means I'm probably
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the one who should answer
the phone during the day.
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Great, yeah, I'll tell him.
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(Groans, sighs)
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Great, she get a phone
so Nick can answer it.
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- (Phone rings)
- (Sighs)
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(Groans)
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What? I'm busy.
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Winston's not here.
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Really?
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Uh-huh. Okay, I'll pass it on.
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Okay, you too.
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My gentlemen, I'm glad you're home.
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I got your messages.
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All right, here you go.
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- Wow. Are these alphabetized?
- Yeah, you're welcome.
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I felt like a secretary.
It was pretty awesome.
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Some auto body shop called, Schmidt...
Apparently you're getting a spoiler?
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I'm not getting a sp...
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I just wanted a quote. Yeah, I get a quote
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just in case I do want to actually buy one.
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And it's nice to have a price before
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you get emotionally invested.
It's called predicting desires.
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What I wish I would have said
is when I first said it...
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"Spoiler alert."
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I wish it... when I... I
wish I would have said, um,
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"you're getting a spoiler.
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- Spoiler alert."
- I don't think that would have helped.
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I just... I'm just getting a quote,
okay? It's really none of your business.
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Definitely noted. Thanks, my man.
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For the... Winston, uh...
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Who's this Gal Judy?
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I've never heard of her. She called twice.
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- Who is this woman?
- (Chuckles) She's nobody.
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Doesn't sound like nobody.
Where'd you guys meet?
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- At the driving range.
- The driving range?
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- But you don't golf.
- Uh, I like to watch?
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Winston, you go to the
driving range just to watch?
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- Yeah.
- Very strange, very strange.
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Let's get back to this Judy
character, because I am interested.
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- You made love to her yet?
- I don't know.
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Leave me alone, dude. Honestly, stop.
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That's not even a big d... I don't
even like her that much, all right?
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- Just, ugh. I'm probably gonna dump her.
- Do you want to talk about it?
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Just kidding. I'm messing with you.
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Are you guys having as much
fun as I'm having right now?
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This landline has really brought
us together in a great way.
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I miss this.
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Hey, if I cooked up a whole
chicken, would you guys have some?
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Those look like two
hungry faces... (Chuckles)
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Wow. That was intrusive.
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Winston, how do you not know
if you'd made love to someone?
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I'm mad at you, Jess.
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Why'd you put me on blast like that?
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Because you shouldn't be sleeping
with other teachers, Coach,
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let alone two.
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Who are you, Blanche from Golden Girls?
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Honestly, it took me a while to figure out
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who I was in that
school, but I finally did.
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- Who?
- I'm the guy who has sex with everyone.
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Why can't you be the
guy who loves recycling?!
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Everyone loves that guy. This is a school.
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It's a sexy place, Jess.
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Look at that CPR poster. It's hot as crap.
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What the...?
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Why aren't they wearing
shirts? Are they drinking wine?
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Mm... That's it!
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I'm gonna need to talk
to all these teachers.
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You're just jealous because
you're not gettin' any.
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(Indignant gasp)
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When's the last time someone gave you CPR?
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Well, I give it to myself
at least once a month...
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- Oh!
- To refresh.
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I'm talking about real CPR!
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- Oh.
- Look, you work in a school.
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You need to have boundaries.
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You have to be a professional.
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- Ah, Miss Day.
- Oh.
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There's someone here I'd like you to meet.
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- Oh!
- This is Ryan.
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He's gonna be taking
over the science class.
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Now, don't be alarmed,
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but his voice is gonna sound kind of funny.
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It's because he's British.
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Say something to her.
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Hello. Pleased to meet you.
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Ah. Oh, charming. Hi.
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It's a... How do you do?
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You must be, um... Mister...
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- "Gos... Gosin-Yure."
- It's pronounced "Goes-In-You."
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- Goes-In-Who?
- It "goes in you," Jess.
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Goes in me. Goes in... Jess. What!?
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I'm sorry, I'm gonna make a
note of how to pronounce it.
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It's really nice to
meet you, Mr. Goes-In...
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Ryan.
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Coach: Hey, Jess, where you going? You
forgot to tell him about boundaries!
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It's great having you
here, Mr. Goes-In-You.
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Geauxinue. Yeah.
Goes-In-You, Goes-In-You.
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No... goes in all of us.
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- Yeah.
- Sooner or later.
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(Phone buzzes) This is Schmidt.
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Hey, it's Nick. Let me get Winston.
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- Winnie the bish, you on?
- What is happening right now?
245
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I'm just giving you
guys your midday update.
246
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Schmidt, dry-cleaner company called.
247
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- Your socks are ready.
- Schmidt: Oh, great.
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Not quite sure why we need to
be on a conference call for this.
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Not quite sure why you need
to dry-clean your socks,
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you weirdo, but we'll get back to that.
251
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Winston, Judy called again.
252
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And so, I told her you weren't feeling it.
253
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(Laughs) Now why would you do that?
254
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You said you were gonna dump her.
255
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It was a very difficult
conversation for you.
256
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We all know how you are, so I
just handled it. You're welcome.
257
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Hey, Nick, do I need to be
on for this? Can I get off?
258
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Greta, great, great. You know what?
Now she's gonna do something crazy.
259
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You know, this is a very emotional
woman we're dealing with, all right?
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- That bitch a leo!
- Can I go now?
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You should have thought of
that before you dumped her.
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- I didn't! You did!
- Because that's what you wanted.
263
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I don't know what I want!
264
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Judy didn't know what you wanted, either!
265
00:10:01,650 --> 00:10:03,870
Oh, and Schmidt, the magazine called.
266
00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:06,120
And they need a picture. But
don't worry. I handled it.
267
00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:09,130
- What do you mean, you handled it?
- I know you have a lot on your plate,
268
00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:10,410
so don't worry...
269
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I sent them the most recent picture I had.
270
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- The most recent one?
- Winston: Did Judy sound...?
271
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Winston, enough! Nick,
what, what do you mean by
272
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"the most recent"? I don't...
I don't understand what that...
273
00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,550
- The latest picture.
- It's the most accurate.
274
00:10:19,550 --> 00:10:22,240
It's just good marketing. You
know that. Check your e-mail.
275
00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,410
You'll be happy.
276
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Did you check it? Is it loaded?
277
00:10:27,450 --> 00:10:30,050
Oh, no, no, no!
278
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And that's all I got. You guys good?
279
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(Schmidt sighs)
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Okay, I'll check back in five.
281
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What? Five... Five what?
Nick? Five minutes?!
282
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♪ I'm a very good secretary. ♪
283
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(Phone buzzing) Hello.
284
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- Yeah.
- Hello.
285
00:10:46,190 --> 00:10:48,350
- Yeah...
- ♪ Hello. ♪
286
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- Yo!
- Hello.
287
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- Yo...
- Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
288
00:10:52,910 --> 00:10:54,600
- Yo!
- What up? What up? What up?
289
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,050
- Winston!
- Hello.
290
00:10:56,050 --> 00:10:57,600
I said... Winston I said "yo."
291
00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,230
Wait. Who's this?
292
00:10:59,230 --> 00:11:01,560
It's Schmidt! We got to
do something about Nick.
293
00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:04,510
We're here to address the school policies
294
00:11:04,510 --> 00:11:06,370
on interfaculty relations.
295
00:11:06,370 --> 00:11:09,010
Some forms of touching, say,
296
00:11:09,010 --> 00:11:11,180
a... a friendly handshake,
297
00:11:11,180 --> 00:11:14,510
or a spirited pat, are
completely appropriate.
298
00:11:14,510 --> 00:11:17,160
Man: What if you spill coffee on
your pants, and you're very burnt,
299
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:20,940
and upon getting your pants cut off
by paramedics, you become aroused?
300
00:11:20,950 --> 00:11:22,480
I'm truly hoping that didn't happen.
301
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:25,190
What if you're in a situation
where you either have to um...
302
00:11:25,190 --> 00:11:27,190
Grab a teacher's crotch,
303
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,800
or give narcotics to a student?
304
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,430
- That's a great question, man.
- Thanks, friend.
305
00:11:31,430 --> 00:11:33,260
- Not a great question.
- And what if you...?
306
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:36,520
I'm done with you. If you
feel things getting sexual...
307
00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:40,480
Just say, "shut it down!"
308
00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:44,910
Followed by a sweeping gesture
with your hands, like such.
309
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,890
Everyone do it with me. Shut it down!
310
00:11:47,890 --> 00:11:50,320
- No, thanks.
- It's kind of fun. Shut it down.
311
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,620
Shut it... Down.
312
00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:54,830
Thank... Thank you, new guy.
313
00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:59,760
- Yes, Coach.
- See, I'm more of a visual learner.
314
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,440
- (Laughing): Oh, yeah, you are.
- Do you think you could
315
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,230
maybe demonstrate that move in context?
316
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,320
- Really, Coach?
- I think we'd all like that.
317
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:06,570
It's kind of like a...
318
00:12:06,570 --> 00:12:07,290
- Like a skit.
- What?! (Overlapping chatter)
319
00:12:07,290 --> 00:12:08,470
- No idea.
- Visual learning.
320
00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:11,720
- Like a skit.
- All: Visual learning.
321
00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:13,870
- Show us! Do it!
- All: Visual learning!
322
00:12:13,870 --> 00:12:15,200
Okay, Coach, do you want
to come up and help me?
323
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,410
How about the new guy?
324
00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:19,180
British people love doing stuff, right?
325
00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:23,620
No, I don't think...
326
00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:25,490
- British guy... doing stuff!
- Woman: Yeah.
327
00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:27,320
British guy doing stuff!
328
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,080
I'm telling you they
don't like to do things.
329
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:32,420
- Doing stuff! (All chanting)
- The British are coming!
330
00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:34,460
- Okay, okay.
- Happy to help.
331
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:38,710
(Applause and cheering)
332
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:44,370
Mr... "Guzinya" and I will
now act out a sexual scenario.
333
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:45,840
It's
"Goes-In-You."
334
00:12:45,850 --> 00:12:47,460
Yeah. I know.
335
00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:53,770
- Okay, let's try it again.
- All right, all right.
336
00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:58,290
- (Beep) Hello. You've reached the loft.
- Oh, my God!
337
00:12:58,300 --> 00:12:59,920
- What?
- Too sexy!
338
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:00,940
- Sounds good to me.
- Are you out of your mind?
339
00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:02,190
I'm on fire right now.
340
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,060
This is a home. We're
not selling lubricant.
341
00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:05,440
Why aren't one of you doing this?
342
00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:08,020
Because we couldn't decide which of
us to do it, and this way, it's fair.
343
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:10,040
Put nothing on it. Flat as can be.
344
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,860
All right, here we go. Flat as can be.
345
00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:13,800
- Just say the words.
- (Beep)
346
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:17,690
- (Flatly): Hello. You've reached the loft.
- Oh, my God!
347
00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:20,400
Will you not stop until
the whole world is aroused?!
348
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,980
- Cece: Okay.
- Hey.
349
00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:24,300
- Nick, my man, looking good.
- There he is.
350
00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:26,300
- New set of PJs?
- I know what you're doing.
351
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:29,090
You're blowing hot air up
in between my butt cheeks.
352
00:13:29,090 --> 00:13:32,570
And I'm no idiot. I know
I was let go 'cause of
353
00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:35,630
the dang old machine. Story as old as time.
354
00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:37,880
A new piece of technology comes around,
355
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,030
and all the peasants freak out.
356
00:13:40,030 --> 00:13:42,540
But one prince knows what's going on,
357
00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:45,260
and he says:"Don't trust the technology!"
358
00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:47,080
And all you peasants trust it,
359
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,660
and then the machine becomes self-aware
360
00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:52,290
and destroys you all.
361
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:55,540
And then, I become the
loneliest prince of all,
362
00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:57,450
laughing in my golden tower.
363
00:13:57,450 --> 00:13:59,700
- (Laughs)
- Isn't that a movie?
364
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,890
- Maybe I stole that from war games, yeah.
- Short Circuit.
365
00:14:01,890 --> 00:14:03,050
- No, it isn't.
- Man, you know
366
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,610
what's a good movie? Splash.
367
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,520
- I don't know what is happening.
- (Phone ringing)
368
00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,330
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
369
00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:10,080
- Let's see what she can do.
- (Beep)
370
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,590
Cece (Flatly): Hello.
You've reached the loft.
371
00:14:11,590 --> 00:14:15,580
Schmidt: Oh, my God. Will you not
stop until the whole world is aro...?
372
00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:15,840
(Beep)
373
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,610
Woman: Hey, this message is for Nick.
374
00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:20,520
You responded to my ad about
a custom secretary headset.
375
00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:22,860
- Please give me a call back.
- (Beep)
376
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,130
How do they know my name?
It's a stinking old prank.
377
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,500
I don't even care.
378
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,970
I got a lot going on today, so...
379
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,580
Are you just eating a bowl of jelly?
380
00:14:32,590 --> 00:14:34,460
- What does it look like?
- It looks like a bowl of jelly.
381
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:36,250
It's a bowl of jelly, yeah.
382
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,460
Okay, so say I'm in the library
383
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,590
and I feel Mr. G.'S hands on my shoulders.
384
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:42,900
I'm not interested.
385
00:14:42,910 --> 00:14:44,040
So what do I do?
386
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:46,390
I say, "shut it down."
387
00:14:47,710 --> 00:14:49,140
Does that make things more clear for you?
388
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:51,210
I feel like it needs to be a little
more real, you know what I mean?
389
00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:54,080
I feel like if he were to touch
her, that would help, am I right?
390
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,440
- (Others agreeing)
- Am I crazy for thinking that? No, right?
391
00:14:56,450 --> 00:14:56,910
Yeah. Just...
392
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,630
It'll be more helpful if he were
to touch her. Just touch her, man.
393
00:14:59,630 --> 00:15:01,980
- I don't think so.
- Yeah, he should touch her. Touch her!
394
00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:04,810
- Get in there! Touch her.
- Okay, fine. Um...
395
00:15:06,150 --> 00:15:09,660
So I'm in the library
and, uh, Ryan approaches...
396
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:13,110
Hello. You look tense.
397
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,570
- (Oohing)
- With that accent.
398
00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:15,670
Oh!
399
00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:18,300
- (Everyone murmuring sensually)
- Mmm...
400
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,080
Sha, na, na.
401
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,160
Mmm... Day-o.
402
00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:26,350
A little lower. Right in the wolf patch.
403
00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:28,980
- (Puzzled murmuring) Huh? What?
- Should I shut it down?
404
00:15:28,990 --> 00:15:31,090
What? Yes. Yes!
405
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,660
- Shut it down!
- (All gasping)
406
00:15:33,670 --> 00:15:36,150
- I touched your... I... that was...
- That's fine. It's-it's cool.
407
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,780
Nice to meet you, too. (Laughter)
408
00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:42,160
That was an accident. And when
an accident happens, shut it down.
409
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,680
(Cheering, laughter)
410
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:47,450
- I did it again.
- That's what I'm talking about!
411
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,230
I think we need to fill out some forms.
412
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,120
Why won't these messages play, Winston?
413
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,010
- The machine's on the Fritz.
- Just don't tell Nick.
414
00:15:59,010 --> 00:16:01,750
The magazine was supposed to call
today and set up my interview.
415
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,220
I'm as mad as a dad in traffic!
416
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:05,360
You probably burnt it
out. I mean, you listened
417
00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:06,850
to Cece's message 100 times.
418
00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:08,590
I know. Then I touched my peen.
419
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,090
(Scatting cheerily)
420
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:12,220
There he is.
421
00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:15,240
All right, Nick, hey,
uh, you were home today.
422
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,460
Did anybody leave any messages
about my interview for tomorrow?
423
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:20,460
I don't know. Why don't you ask the
machine? Isn't that what you wanted?
424
00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:21,700
(Chuckles) Uh, the machine's not working.
425
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:24,370
Isn't that funny? I feel
like I'm working perfectly.
426
00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:28,210
I'm gonna go take this machine
back to 1993 and exchange it.
427
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,150
Knock, knock.
428
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:35,210
- Who's there?
- The magazine. They called.
429
00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:37,680
They left a message. They
want to do the interview today.
430
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,020
Why didn't you say anything?
431
00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:40,990
That thing is super important to him.
432
00:16:40,990 --> 00:16:42,770
You know how much this
interview meant to him.
433
00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:43,660
Yeah, I know. I know. Yeah.
434
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:45,890
First you break up with Judy and now this?
435
00:16:45,890 --> 00:16:48,430
Why are you so obsessed
with answering the phone?
436
00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:50,350
Man.
437
00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:52,760
We're just peeling the onion all
the way to the middle, aren't we?
438
00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:53,870
What's going on?
439
00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:55,930
Just because I miss you guys.
440
00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:57,970
And I didn't know what was
going on with your lives
441
00:16:57,970 --> 00:17:01,100
and now I do, and it-it made
me feel connected to you.
442
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,150
I'm not gonna lie to you, man, that got me.
443
00:17:04,150 --> 00:17:06,450
(Phone rings)
444
00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:08,820
Hello? This is Nick.
445
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,040
No, I'm sorry. Schmidt isn't here.
446
00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:16,470
No, he didn't... Pl... H...
Can you hold on one second?
447
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,070
(Quietly): It's the magazine.
448
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,690
- They want to cancel the interview.
- What?
449
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,480
They want to do it right now or not at all.
450
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,530
Yeah, this is Nick again.
No, he-he did... He might...
451
00:17:24,530 --> 00:17:27,250
Hold on one second. I hear something.
That might be him. Please hold.
452
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:29,100
- (Quietly): You've got to talk to 'em.
- Why do I have to talk?
453
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,150
Because even though you're the
most awkward person I've ever met,
454
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,660
you're magic on the phone and you know it.
455
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:35,870
- You know, I put those days behind me...
- Schmidt's right here. Hold one sec.
456
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,210
(Quietly): You have to do it. For Schmidt.
457
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,000
I need a soda, I need a straw
458
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,520
and I need to get horizontal,
so get out of my way.
459
00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:48,220
(Grunts)
460
00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:51,290
(Exhales deeply)
461
00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:54,020
Yeah, this is Schmidt. What up?
462
00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:02,060
I read. The last book I read.
Good question, good question.
463
00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:05,880
Uh, some biography with, uh, Carson
Daly. The one with the red cover.
464
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,920
Yes, that Carson Daly Joint.
465
00:18:07,930 --> 00:18:09,530
You know, I respect that dude.
466
00:18:09,530 --> 00:18:11,440
Yeah, he's just like me. He's always on.
467
00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:13,400
There's not a lot of good
white role models out there,
468
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,790
and I say that as a white man.
469
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:19,160
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah,
you got it, Business, Man!
470
00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:21,100
Is that the magazine?
What are you boobs do...
471
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,180
- What are you. Winston, get off the phone.
- Stop, stop, stop. Stop.
472
00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:24,010
Shh!
473
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,140
Trust us.
474
00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:28,150
What does marketing mean to Schmidt?
475
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,710
This was the spoiler.
What did it say? Uh...
476
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,680
- Predicting desires.
- Predicting desires.
477
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:36,060
Well, to me, it's all
about predicting desires
478
00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:39,740
and finding buyers, you feel me? (Chuckles)
479
00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:42,690
- He's really good on the phone.
- Did you know that my name was an acronym?
480
00:18:42,690 --> 00:18:44,540
Uh-huh. Schmidt:
481
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,160
Some can have money,
482
00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:48,260
I desire thoughtfulness.
483
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,070
(Winston laughs)
484
00:18:50,070 --> 00:18:52,540
Schmidt don't quit!
485
00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:54,670
Hey, Coach.
486
00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:57,310
- Hey.
- I just came in here to say I'm sorry.
487
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,840
Sometimes it's...
488
00:18:58,850 --> 00:19:00,680
Hard to control your feelings.
489
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,980
Which I demonstrated by...
490
00:19:02,990 --> 00:19:06,560
Grabbing a man's "Dujeels" in
front of the entire faculty.
491
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:10,990
Well, I'm sorry for putting you in a
position to grab that man's "Dujeels."
492
00:19:10,990 --> 00:19:13,690
I don't like saying "Dujeels." It's weird.
493
00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:17,190
I call mine my Sam Jackson
'cause he's in everything.
494
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:21,440
I just don't know how to face Ryan
again. I was so unprofessional.
495
00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:24,470
Jess, you're the Vice Principal,
and you're a great Vice Principal.
496
00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:26,370
Doesn't mean you're not a human being.
497
00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:27,540
Thanks.
498
00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:31,910
Oh... And you'll be happy to
know I've repealed the policy.
499
00:19:31,910 --> 00:19:34,280
- Oh.
- (Gasps) You have?
500
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,730
That's frickin' awesome.
501
00:19:36,730 --> 00:19:40,000
- Ruth.
- Hi. It's hot under there.
502
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,940
Happy to know you two
have patched things up.
503
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,790
- Yeah, we have.
- Oh, they've been patched.
504
00:19:44,790 --> 00:19:46,930
- (Both laughing)
- Two times.
505
00:19:46,930 --> 00:19:50,370
I see your hand moving, and I...
Wish you'd wait till I left the room.
506
00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:51,810
Ruth: My bad.
507
00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:55,010
Hey. (Chuckles)
508
00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:56,110
Hi.
509
00:19:56,110 --> 00:19:58,500
Hi. Sorry. Um, my hands are...
510
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,770
Staying behind my back, don't worry.
511
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:02,920
I won't even look at it.
512
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,660
I mean, I-I looked at it just
'cause I said it, but I...
513
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,410
- (Chuckles)
- Uh... hmm, yeah.
514
00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:09,210
I was gonna ask you...
515
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:11,370
Foster: Vice Principal? A moment, please?
516
00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:12,750
- I'm so sorry.
- Don't be sorry.
517
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:13,880
- Um, my boss.
- Good seeing you.
518
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,020
- I'll, uh, see you around.
- I hope so.
519
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,990
Principal Foster, I am so
sorry. I went overboard.
520
00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:23,640
- First off, it's "Dog."
- Dog.
521
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,530
Secondly, do not apologize.
522
00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:29,240
I have tried to corral
these animals myself.
523
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,890
- It's impossible.
- Word.
524
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:34,150
These teachers are straight-up ho's, Dog.
525
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:37,420
Sometimes you just got to
let people follow their urges.
526
00:20:39,550 --> 00:20:41,050
Yes.
527
00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:44,330
- I completely agree.
- It's too bad we can't.
528
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:48,320
- We can't?
- Absolutely not. We're administrators, B.
529
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,720
This is a lawsuit waiting to happen.
530
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,390
Two administrators? Perfectly fine.
531
00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:56,890
But, unfortunately, as
I've repeatedly told you,
532
00:20:57,270 --> 00:20:59,110
- I'm not attracted to you.
- Right.
533
00:20:59,110 --> 00:21:00,950
- You like asians.
- So... Exactly.
534
00:21:00,950 --> 00:21:02,890
- So that's off the table.
- Yeah.
535
00:21:02,890 --> 00:21:04,760
So, do us both a favor...
536
00:21:05,270 --> 00:21:07,150
Lock up that lobster.
537
00:21:10,980 --> 00:21:12,530
(Sighs)
538
00:21:15,210 --> 00:21:18,150
Schmidt: I still can't believe it.
Look at that. "Bringing nasty back."
539
00:21:18,150 --> 00:21:19,650
Nick: "The bad boy of marketing."
540
00:21:19,650 --> 00:21:21,400
- That is cool.
- So great for my brand.
541
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,650
I mean, I always knew I was a
bad boy, but now it's in print
542
00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:25,210
- and it's official.
- Don't call yourself a bad boy.
543
00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:27,120
- Am I a bad boy?
- You're not a bad boy.
544
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:29,750
♪ He was born a pauper ♪
545
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:30,800
Woman: Winston!
546
00:21:30,830 --> 00:21:33,210
- ♪ On a Christmas day... ♪
- Damn it, Nick.
547
00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:35,270
Winston!
548
00:21:35,940 --> 00:21:38,080
Winston!
549
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,350
Yep.
550
00:21:40,350 --> 00:21:41,700
It's Judy.
551
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:44,230
Hey, it's Nick! We talked on the phone!
552
00:21:44,230 --> 00:21:45,530
'Sup?
553
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:47,160
Thanks, Nick.
554
00:21:52,350 --> 00:21:54,440
Judy: Winston!