1 00:00:19,672 --> 00:00:24,469 Live from Rigel 7, Conquerors of Rigels 4 through 6, 2 00:00:24,499 --> 00:00:27,813 it's the 25th annual Treehouse of Horror! 3 00:00:27,838 --> 00:00:30,127 With special guest stars Jennifer Lawrence, 4 00:00:30,145 --> 00:00:34,748 Warren Beatty, John Travolta, Clint Eastwood, George Clooney, 5 00:00:34,783 --> 00:00:37,689 Prince, Taylor Swift, Sean Penn, 6 00:00:37,709 --> 00:00:42,589 Bruce Springsteen, Helen Mirren, Morgan Freeman, James Franco, 7 00:00:42,599 --> 00:00:46,287 Kanye West and... Leonardo DiCaprio. 8 00:00:49,666 --> 00:00:51,103 Why? 9 00:00:53,032 --> 00:00:57,032 ♪ The Simpsons 26x04 ♪ Treehouse of Horror XXV Original Air Date on October 19 10 00:00:57,049 --> 00:01:01,649 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 11 00:01:05,158 --> 00:01:07,806 This has been a bad week, even for you, Simpson. 12 00:01:07,825 --> 00:01:09,075 Concrete in the sandbox? 13 00:01:09,098 --> 00:01:10,723 I don't get lost anymore! 14 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:13,973 Spreading the rumor that today's lunch would be served by a naked lady. 15 00:01:14,184 --> 00:01:15,473 - Move it! - Boobs! Boobs! 16 00:01:15,483 --> 00:01:17,686 I want to see boobs in the soup! 17 00:01:17,709 --> 00:01:19,780 There is no naked lunch lady! Bart made it up! 18 00:01:19,810 --> 00:01:22,077 Yes, yes, I-I knew that. 19 00:01:22,084 --> 00:01:23,389 There's no hope for you, Simpson. 20 00:01:23,411 --> 00:01:26,719 You'll be locked in detention until you graduate to the penal system. 21 00:01:27,685 --> 00:01:29,250 - Penal. - Stop laughing! 22 00:01:29,274 --> 00:01:31,244 I said "penal," not "penile." 23 00:01:32,357 --> 00:01:33,248 Penile. 24 00:01:33,271 --> 00:01:35,217 It's not like you made me say "penis"! 25 00:01:54,894 --> 00:01:56,333 Hmm. 26 00:02:00,357 --> 00:02:01,755 Ow! Oh. 27 00:02:01,771 --> 00:02:03,873 Someone could get really hurt by this. 28 00:02:03,901 --> 00:02:06,378 - Stick your finger in that desk. - Really, Bart? 29 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:08,956 Hmm, looks like ancient Aramaic. 30 00:02:08,982 --> 00:02:10,901 Fortunately, I have an app for that. 31 00:02:15,940 --> 00:02:16,744 Hey! 32 00:02:16,763 --> 00:02:23,676 "He who reads this rune translation will be taken to damnation"? 33 00:02:32,134 --> 00:02:33,078 Simpson! 34 00:02:40,799 --> 00:02:41,746 Huh? 35 00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:42,973 We're in Hell?! 36 00:02:42,989 --> 00:02:46,950 Cool! Now I can look up all those people who said "See you in Hell." 37 00:02:46,973 --> 00:02:48,583 Hey, pal, what are you in here for? 38 00:02:48,590 --> 00:02:50,442 Heresies, like Docetism. 39 00:02:50,472 --> 00:02:51,534 Docetism? 40 00:02:51,550 --> 00:02:54,136 The belief that Jesus' body was just an illusion. 41 00:02:54,151 --> 00:02:55,206 Is that still big? 42 00:02:55,236 --> 00:02:59,784 Haw-haw! Your heresies were venialized by the council of Palermo. 43 00:02:59,791 --> 00:03:01,487 Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up! 44 00:03:03,401 --> 00:03:06,964 We've got millipedes, toothheads, screaming torsos... 45 00:03:07,971 --> 00:03:09,854 ...your bleeding eyes with finger-legs. 46 00:03:09,884 --> 00:03:12,401 And all the girls are mean girls. 47 00:03:12,432 --> 00:03:14,151 Red dress, how original. 48 00:03:14,173 --> 00:03:16,711 Making fun of someone's clothes. How original. 49 00:03:16,726 --> 00:03:18,615 Huh. You want to walk with us? 50 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:25,227 It's true. It would be a cold day in Hell when I was popular. 51 00:03:27,824 --> 00:03:30,423 - Huh? - Young man, where's your Hell pass? 52 00:03:30,445 --> 00:03:32,415 Skin him! 53 00:03:32,422 --> 00:03:33,977 Whoa. 54 00:03:36,126 --> 00:03:37,388 Huh? 55 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,210 Hmm. 56 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:43,170 So, what would be the appropriate eternal torture 57 00:03:43,186 --> 00:03:45,574 for someone who robbed a bank? 58 00:03:48,268 --> 00:03:49,434 Uh... 59 00:03:50,219 --> 00:03:52,586 Someone who robs a bank. 60 00:03:52,614 --> 00:03:55,122 How would you punish them for all time? 61 00:03:55,137 --> 00:03:56,567 Mm... Jeffistopheles? 62 00:03:56,575 --> 00:03:58,419 Uh... wh-whipping? 63 00:03:58,426 --> 00:04:00,099 Okay. Good. 64 00:04:00,122 --> 00:04:01,739 No one likes to be whipped, 65 00:04:01,754 --> 00:04:05,072 but is there anything more connected to the sin? 66 00:04:05,087 --> 00:04:06,617 Torture? 67 00:04:07,095 --> 00:04:11,704 What if you made the robber eat bags of money until his stomach exploded? 68 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:13,415 Good. Very good. 69 00:04:14,567 --> 00:04:15,520 Mm. 70 00:04:15,536 --> 00:04:17,340 Psychological torment. 71 00:04:17,364 --> 00:04:18,872 Pain plus fear. 72 00:04:18,887 --> 00:04:21,606 Oh, can you all feel how much richer that is? 73 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:23,622 You get a pumpkin sticker. 74 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:25,068 Ow. 75 00:04:25,075 --> 00:04:28,106 This has never happened before. I have a crush on my teacher! 76 00:04:28,129 --> 00:04:30,504 Down here, we can make that happen. 77 00:04:34,787 --> 00:04:38,725 Every time the sinner screams in pain, the scream blows this windmill, 78 00:04:38,749 --> 00:04:41,811 which pumps even more piranhas into his aquarium underwear, 79 00:04:41,835 --> 00:04:42,921 causing more screaming. 80 00:04:42,936 --> 00:04:45,971 Wow. Wow. Oh, that is so evil. 81 00:04:45,987 --> 00:04:48,823 And I know evil. I'm head of the teachers' union. 82 00:04:53,010 --> 00:04:55,398 Bart, I found a portal back to Earth. 83 00:04:56,891 --> 00:04:58,279 Right here? 84 00:04:58,303 --> 00:05:00,597 No, no, no, no! That's Super Hell! 85 00:05:01,309 --> 00:05:03,871 Hot Stuff? I didn't realize you were that evil. 86 00:05:03,895 --> 00:05:08,481 No, I'm being punished for how lame my comics were. 87 00:05:10,017 --> 00:05:12,407 I melted it. Get it? 88 00:05:17,455 --> 00:05:20,123 Welcome to Earth. Local time is 10:37. 89 00:05:20,146 --> 00:05:21,862 We know you have your choice of portals, 90 00:05:21,885 --> 00:05:24,050 so thank you for choosing the Burns Hellport, 91 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,513 a division of Gulf and Western. 92 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:28,496 Mom, Dad, 93 00:05:28,526 --> 00:05:30,254 - I want to change schools. - Hmm?! 94 00:05:30,277 --> 00:05:32,535 I found a place that really wants to teach me, 95 00:05:32,558 --> 00:05:34,207 and I really want to learn. 96 00:05:34,222 --> 00:05:36,855 Homie, our prayers have been answered. 97 00:05:36,877 --> 00:05:38,541 Keep your pants on, Marge. 98 00:05:38,557 --> 00:05:42,245 It's probably some private school that costs a million dollars a year, 99 00:05:42,267 --> 00:05:44,096 and then they squeeze you for extra money 100 00:05:44,119 --> 00:05:46,262 through book fairs and silent auctions. 101 00:05:46,292 --> 00:05:49,132 And parents get 20 e-mails a day from the school, 102 00:05:49,155 --> 00:05:51,890 and everyone hits "reply all" to everything. 103 00:05:51,911 --> 00:05:53,641 Dad, it's not a private school. 104 00:05:53,672 --> 00:05:56,025 - It's free. - Oh, that's fine then. 105 00:05:58,038 --> 00:06:01,398 I couldn't help noticing this school is located in... 106 00:06:01,421 --> 00:06:03,535 I'm not one to judge, but, um... 107 00:06:03,543 --> 00:06:06,199 I'll say it, Marge. It's in Hell! 108 00:06:06,223 --> 00:06:08,379 The Inferno! Perdition! 109 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:10,629 Arizona without the golf! 110 00:06:10,660 --> 00:06:14,231 No. We do have golf, but all the greens are tricky. 111 00:06:14,254 --> 00:06:15,176 No! 112 00:06:15,201 --> 00:06:20,318 Look, as educators, our job is to gently nurture your child's passion. 113 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:23,896 Hmm. That is the kind of nonsense you're always falling for. 114 00:06:23,911 --> 00:06:26,552 Mom, please tell me I can go to Hell. 115 00:06:26,574 --> 00:06:29,754 Well, I guess we could try it for a semester. 116 00:06:29,776 --> 00:06:31,638 Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! 117 00:06:32,583 --> 00:06:35,727 You know, we have many opportunities for parent involvement. 118 00:06:36,379 --> 00:06:39,239 Yeah, I'll be sure to take a look at that. 119 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:47,965 ♪ Hell ♪ 120 00:06:48,977 --> 00:06:51,273 ♪ Hell is for children ♪ 121 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:58,259 ♪ And you know that their little lives can become such a mess ♪ 122 00:06:59,576 --> 00:07:01,463 ♪ Hell ♪ 123 00:07:02,527 --> 00:07:04,922 ♪ Hell is for children ♪ 124 00:07:06,198 --> 00:07:09,136 ♪ And you shouldn't have to pay for your love ♪ 125 00:07:09,159 --> 00:07:11,292 ♪ With your bones and your flesh ♪ 126 00:07:11,323 --> 00:07:12,363 Hmm. 127 00:07:12,386 --> 00:07:17,848 ♪ No, hell is for children. ♪ 128 00:07:18,218 --> 00:07:21,070 Now, students, it's final exam day, 129 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,006 and none of you wants to repeat the class 130 00:07:23,030 --> 00:07:25,847 like a certain student I don't want to embarrass. 131 00:07:25,870 --> 00:07:27,905 - Torture? - Uh... 132 00:07:28,438 --> 00:07:30,518 Beelzebart, you're first. 133 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:33,316 And you're going to torment 134 00:07:33,331 --> 00:07:37,384 a very special sinner we've prepared just for you. 135 00:07:38,043 --> 00:07:39,121 Homer? 136 00:07:39,144 --> 00:07:42,176 That-That's my dad. I can't hurt him. 137 00:07:42,199 --> 00:07:44,270 No, boy. I want you to do it. 138 00:07:44,284 --> 00:07:45,731 What? Why? 139 00:07:45,754 --> 00:07:50,113 Bart, you went to Hell and came back a winner, like Jesus. 140 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:53,578 Now, come on, boy. Pull me apart like string cheese. 141 00:07:55,844 --> 00:07:57,774 D'oh! D'oh! 142 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:03,621 Webster defines success as the action of achieving one's goals. 143 00:08:03,653 --> 00:08:05,231 Don't you, Webster? 144 00:08:05,254 --> 00:08:08,473 I don't care! Why am I here? 145 00:08:08,496 --> 00:08:11,199 You changed the "R-E" to "E-R" in "theater." 146 00:08:11,222 --> 00:08:12,285 I hate that! 147 00:08:12,308 --> 00:08:14,375 Well, I'll tell you who is supposed to be here-- 148 00:08:14,383 --> 00:08:17,414 class mal-edictorian, Beelzebart Simpson. 149 00:08:20,068 --> 00:08:21,154 Which one's yours? 150 00:08:23,398 --> 00:08:24,887 Nice. 151 00:08:36,151 --> 00:08:38,479 That was me, when I was a young hoodlink, 152 00:08:38,501 --> 00:08:41,712 with me three bestest glugs, Leonard, Carlton and Dum. 153 00:08:41,735 --> 00:08:44,868 We was narsty tastards, we were, even though we dressed 154 00:08:44,883 --> 00:08:47,278 like Carol Channing's backup dancers. 155 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:49,262 Some days, we'd employ a bit of the bash 156 00:08:49,292 --> 00:08:51,551 while having a go at the West End Wiseguys... 157 00:08:51,586 --> 00:08:53,251 Ooh, stop it! Hey, pally, come on. 158 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:54,513 Hey, what's wrong with youse? 159 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,958 Ooh, I was told this would be a verbal debate! Ooh! 160 00:08:56,980 --> 00:09:00,200 ...and cap off the night with a little of the ol' in-out. 161 00:09:00,848 --> 00:09:02,681 In. Out. 162 00:09:02,701 --> 00:09:04,584 In. Out. 163 00:09:04,622 --> 00:09:08,263 In. Out. In. Out. 164 00:09:08,537 --> 00:09:10,623 Everything was all fish and chippy 165 00:09:10,646 --> 00:09:13,826 until Dum collected himself a twiggy-wick. 166 00:09:13,841 --> 00:09:15,232 Hello, little lamb. 167 00:09:15,271 --> 00:09:19,443 What say we go back to my place for a little of the old Luther Van? 168 00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:22,004 ♪ I can't fool myself, I don't want nobod... ♪ 169 00:09:46,196 --> 00:09:48,751 Oy! I'm getting hitched to this bluebird, 170 00:09:48,774 --> 00:09:51,696 and she wants me to give up the glug life. 171 00:09:51,719 --> 00:09:54,204 Welly, welly, well, well, well. 172 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:58,673 What sorry future could you have without your truest lunos by your side? 173 00:09:58,704 --> 00:10:02,259 Dum got a job at the Tower of London as a Beefeater! 174 00:10:02,281 --> 00:10:04,438 I hope it's what I think it is. 175 00:10:04,469 --> 00:10:07,757 Who knew, my brothers, that when Dum found his Dumpling 176 00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:10,195 that was the end of our band of glugs? 177 00:10:10,217 --> 00:10:14,178 Leonard and Carlton informed me my leadership was no longer needed. 178 00:10:17,038 --> 00:10:18,429 Ah. 179 00:10:18,462 --> 00:10:20,642 Not the Shard! Not the Shard! 180 00:10:22,943 --> 00:10:27,124 So I took up the respectable life of a sleazy barkeep. 181 00:10:36,693 --> 00:10:40,318 These eye clamps are the only way I can tolerate today's TV. 182 00:10:40,347 --> 00:10:41,800 Tonight on Fox... 183 00:10:43,127 --> 00:10:44,870 Turn it off! I'll be good! 184 00:10:44,893 --> 00:10:46,760 I'll be good! 185 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:53,234 There's been a terrible accident, sir. 186 00:10:53,260 --> 00:10:55,076 Please grant me access to your home. 187 00:10:55,107 --> 00:10:58,099 Are you kidding me? I invented that gag. 188 00:10:58,122 --> 00:11:02,623 Please, sir. Certainly a Christian is required to completely unbolt his door. 189 00:11:02,645 --> 00:11:06,537 Come on, you can't pull the wooly bull over my viddyballs. 190 00:11:07,969 --> 00:11:10,937 That's a bit of the old... haw-haw! 191 00:11:19,688 --> 00:11:20,758 Not my Shmoo! 192 00:11:20,824 --> 00:11:22,524 Not my Shmoo! 193 00:11:25,884 --> 00:11:28,884 Those punks got no respect for them what come before. 194 00:11:28,915 --> 00:11:30,931 Didn't even wear no codpieces. 195 00:11:30,962 --> 00:11:34,572 How do they expect to draw the eye to their chunky-wunks? 196 00:11:34,597 --> 00:11:38,027 I need me glugs back for one last bit of barmy. 197 00:11:38,049 --> 00:11:40,862 No! You should not be out glugging, 198 00:11:40,889 --> 00:11:43,823 shin-slicing, or eye groining. 199 00:11:43,838 --> 00:11:46,761 We've got a sweet little toddle to take care of. 200 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:53,156 Enough of this quiet home life! 201 00:11:53,182 --> 00:11:56,222 It's time to be a man again. 202 00:11:58,647 --> 00:12:03,639 After all these month-Os, I hope we don't disremember how to dash and bash. 203 00:12:03,662 --> 00:12:06,597 Let's start easy with a little walk into the jay. 204 00:12:08,785 --> 00:12:12,526 Wait! I recognize those cops what's be whackin' my gob-topper! 205 00:12:12,548 --> 00:12:14,221 It's Leonard and Carlton! 206 00:12:16,251 --> 00:12:20,220 You blokes want to join me for one last bit o' noggin' boggin'? 207 00:12:20,256 --> 00:12:21,805 I saved your bowlers. 208 00:12:21,843 --> 00:12:23,399 Hmm? Hmm? 209 00:12:23,607 --> 00:12:25,709 Once again, the glugs was hittin' the streets 210 00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:31,201 all slow-motion like-- and just as scarifyin' and intimidato as ever. 211 00:12:31,225 --> 00:12:32,194 Hey, keep up! 212 00:12:33,594 --> 00:12:36,681 We put nasties in a hat and selectoed out one. 213 00:12:56,454 --> 00:12:58,859 Hey, what kind of Whoo-hoo is this? 214 00:12:58,874 --> 00:13:01,439 Welcome to the most frustrating, befuddling 215 00:13:01,455 --> 00:13:05,845 and, yes, erotic book release party you've ever attended. 216 00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:07,622 Sir, are you done with my bird mask? 217 00:13:07,645 --> 00:13:09,846 Oh, I don't think you want to wear it now. 218 00:13:09,861 --> 00:13:10,971 I'll be the judge of that. 219 00:13:10,975 --> 00:13:12,306 Come on, me glugs! 220 00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:15,987 Let's show these nectarinoes we're still the best at what we do: 221 00:13:16,011 --> 00:13:19,574 Beatin' up old people and bare-naked ladies! 222 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:23,388 Get them, becostumed weirdos! Sex-view blockers, keep blocking. 223 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,285 I'll, uh, I'll let you finish. 224 00:13:39,505 --> 00:13:41,848 I thought I left my iPhone here. 225 00:13:47,189 --> 00:13:50,689 Ooh! Even I forget what this is a reference to. 226 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:54,375 And so, O my brothers, I was beaten, I was bruised, 227 00:13:54,404 --> 00:13:56,568 I couldn't score at an orgy. 228 00:13:58,060 --> 00:14:00,197 But I was happy. 229 00:14:03,438 --> 00:14:05,571 All right, let's burn this, let's rewrite everything, 230 00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:07,972 and, uh, let's start all over. 231 00:14:12,528 --> 00:14:14,528 Ow. 232 00:14:27,799 --> 00:14:30,547 Stupid blood-- asking me for a favor! 233 00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:39,388 Homer, Homer, look what someone left in the kitchen. 234 00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:42,442 Frosty chocolate milkshakes. 235 00:14:42,457 --> 00:14:43,972 Dad, the TV's screwed up. 236 00:14:43,988 --> 00:14:46,144 It only plays Married... with Children. 237 00:14:46,145 --> 00:14:49,546 Aw, Peg, you're sick. Let me call Dr. Kevorkian. 238 00:14:55,319 --> 00:14:58,780 We haven't had sex in four years, Al. 239 00:15:00,303 --> 00:15:02,787 Now I'm the one who needs Kevorkian. 240 00:15:05,634 --> 00:15:08,057 Our house. 241 00:15:08,086 --> 00:15:10,009 This house is haunted. 242 00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:12,120 The milkshakes have vanished! 243 00:15:14,493 --> 00:15:15,956 Hmm? What? 244 00:15:21,702 --> 00:15:24,905 Homie, I think we're not alone. 245 00:15:24,963 --> 00:15:28,565 I was sleeping in the dryer and got caught in your sheets. 246 00:15:28,584 --> 00:15:30,529 I'll go make up the couch for you. 247 00:15:34,289 --> 00:15:36,344 Whoa, Marge, that was fast. 248 00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:40,352 Yeah, that's it, baby. Grab my chest with your cold, icy hands. 249 00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:45,469 The bed is lifting me! 250 00:15:45,493 --> 00:15:47,588 The elevator at work can't even do that. 251 00:15:47,612 --> 00:15:50,747 I demand you put me down right after the sex! 252 00:15:51,777 --> 00:15:52,730 D'oh! 253 00:15:52,755 --> 00:15:56,850 All right, show yourselves in the name of this book! 254 00:15:57,901 --> 00:15:59,222 D'oh! Oh. 255 00:15:59,245 --> 00:16:02,380 The power of Chrysler compels you! 256 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,368 What are you, cavemen? 257 00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:07,665 Turn on the lights! 258 00:16:09,932 --> 00:16:12,104 Hey! A little respect! 259 00:16:14,356 --> 00:16:16,372 Take a picture-- it'll last longer, man. 260 00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:19,629 Hey, if you're Homer Simpson, show me your driver's license! 261 00:16:19,661 --> 00:16:22,622 Well, I traded it to a kid for a bite of his sandwich. 262 00:16:22,962 --> 00:16:26,611 - He is me! - Noble spirits, your time has passed. 263 00:16:27,525 --> 00:16:29,299 That was unmotivated. 264 00:16:29,324 --> 00:16:30,790 Don't have a cow, man. 265 00:16:30,802 --> 00:16:33,770 - Shut up! - Ay, caramba! 266 00:16:33,789 --> 00:16:35,539 Homer, do something! 267 00:16:35,553 --> 00:16:37,180 Why is it always me? 268 00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:39,234 I work 12 hours a week, you know. 269 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,178 She doesn't know what a good thing she's got. 270 00:16:42,214 --> 00:16:45,131 I like a man who can relax. 271 00:16:45,147 --> 00:16:46,944 Not like Grumpy-Lumpy there. 272 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,574 Quit makin' cracks! 273 00:16:48,589 --> 00:16:50,613 Speaking of cracks, pull up your pants, dude. 274 00:16:50,629 --> 00:16:52,011 I'll crack you! 275 00:16:54,266 --> 00:16:56,391 What kind of afterlife is this? 276 00:16:56,414 --> 00:16:59,063 Can't even strangle my dead kid. 277 00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:02,919 So yeah, things aren't perfect with the missus and me, 278 00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:05,911 and, uh, by the way, nice melons. 279 00:17:05,948 --> 00:17:08,224 Those are in the kitchen! 280 00:17:08,247 --> 00:17:12,146 D'oh! I can't believe you wasted our money on fruit! 281 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,851 Homer Simpson! 282 00:17:14,873 --> 00:17:17,014 Can you be more specific? 283 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,788 Mmm! 284 00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:25,888 There's no reason to be jealous. It's just younger you. 285 00:17:25,922 --> 00:17:29,649 Oh! So, he likes ghosts better, eh? 286 00:17:29,676 --> 00:17:31,449 Fine. 287 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:32,319 Hmm. 288 00:17:32,348 --> 00:17:34,530 Might as well clean this while I'm killing myself. 289 00:17:39,604 --> 00:17:40,604 Hmm? 290 00:17:40,621 --> 00:17:42,855 Well, hello-ho-ho. 291 00:17:43,879 --> 00:17:44,973 Aah! A ghost! 292 00:17:44,988 --> 00:17:48,450 I feel like a ghost, the way you haven't been paying attention to me. 293 00:17:48,457 --> 00:17:49,457 Plus, I'm dead. 294 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,504 Don't yell at me-- I'm a double widower. 295 00:17:51,516 --> 00:17:54,636 But I can handle all the ghosts you can float at me. 296 00:17:54,666 --> 00:17:56,671 Won't the other Homer be a problem? 297 00:17:56,702 --> 00:17:58,811 Heh! I think he gets it. 298 00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:01,128 - See? He... - You stupid... 299 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,510 What the...? Ooh! 300 00:18:02,526 --> 00:18:04,542 Mmm, I smell toast. 301 00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:11,166 Well, I guess you and I are in charge now, Bart. 302 00:18:11,186 --> 00:18:13,381 But if we split the chores, I'm sure that we c... 303 00:18:13,404 --> 00:18:14,600 What are you doing?! 304 00:18:14,623 --> 00:18:16,334 Sayonara, sucker! 305 00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:18,898 Oh, no, you're not leaving me to clean this up! 306 00:18:22,867 --> 00:18:25,312 Whoo-hoo! I'm the last of the Simpsons! 307 00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:27,440 In I.Q. only! 308 00:18:27,809 --> 00:18:28,691 Huh? 309 00:18:33,885 --> 00:18:35,598 Thank you! 310 00:18:36,122 --> 00:18:38,395 Willie's got stew for the winter. 311 00:18:38,424 --> 00:18:41,232 Wait a minute-- who killed Maggie? 312 00:18:44,045 --> 00:18:47,435 This is all your fault, Homer, for wanting somebody new. 313 00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:49,767 I just wanted the woman I married. 314 00:18:49,786 --> 00:18:52,708 I never realized you had so much work done. 315 00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:55,645 Simpsons, please! This fighting solves nothing! 316 00:18:55,672 --> 00:18:57,908 Dr. Marvin Monroe?! 317 00:18:57,933 --> 00:18:59,394 Are you alive or dead? 318 00:18:59,819 --> 00:19:01,436 I'm in some horrible limbo. 319 00:19:01,462 --> 00:19:03,624 I can walk halfway through walls, then I get stuck. 320 00:19:04,735 --> 00:19:05,751 Uh-oh. 321 00:19:05,774 --> 00:19:08,227 Now I'm gonna have to look at that every morning. 322 00:19:08,242 --> 00:19:10,578 Well, I think you're helping us make progress. 323 00:19:10,601 --> 00:19:11,422 Thank you. 324 00:19:11,445 --> 00:19:13,586 Let's not fight anymore. 325 00:19:13,599 --> 00:19:16,172 Let's just make him decide between us. 326 00:19:16,195 --> 00:19:19,336 Choose me because I'm not bitter yet, 327 00:19:19,361 --> 00:19:23,530 I can stay up later, and you're on my mind all the time. 328 00:19:23,551 --> 00:19:27,086 Hmm, Marge number two, how would you win my whoopie? 329 00:19:27,113 --> 00:19:30,698 Those are great reasons, but there's one reason you should choose me: 330 00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:33,955 Because I know everything you've done, 331 00:19:33,986 --> 00:19:36,314 and yet I still want to be with you. 332 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,708 That is so beautiful. 333 00:19:40,270 --> 00:19:42,732 You're right, Marge-- I could never leave you, 334 00:19:42,756 --> 00:19:44,030 not even for you. 335 00:19:44,046 --> 00:19:46,662 If there was a dot or a squiggle different, 336 00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:48,278 that would be too much. 337 00:19:48,314 --> 00:19:50,180 - Oh, Homie! - Oh, Homie! 338 00:19:51,949 --> 00:19:54,242 It's time to cut the treacle, man. 339 00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:57,390 Why, you little...! 340 00:19:58,804 --> 00:20:00,620 Mmm... 341 00:20:07,144 --> 00:20:08,723 I just had a worrisome thought. 342 00:20:08,746 --> 00:20:11,184 If there can be two incarnations of the Simpsons, 343 00:20:11,199 --> 00:20:15,621 why couldn't some evil marketing entity produce millions of others? 344 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:18,765 All right, Simpsons, welcome to our new home. 345 00:20:18,788 --> 00:20:22,436 Yo, yo, Santa's Little Helper is in da house! 346 00:20:35,497 --> 00:20:36,843 Mmm! 347 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:41,573 D'oh! 348 00:20:46,968 --> 00:20:48,703 Okay, hold still. 349 00:20:48,735 --> 00:20:51,460 This is the last picture on the roll. 350 00:20:51,476 --> 00:20:53,203 Isn't it about time you went digital? 351 00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:55,016 Watch your mouth, you little smart-ass. 352 00:20:55,030 --> 00:20:56,289 Yeah, Bart. 353 00:20:56,313 --> 00:20:58,250 Nothing's gonna ruin this one. 354 00:20:59,456 --> 00:21:02,024 Here we go. Here we go. 355 00:21:02,044 --> 00:21:04,011 Here we go. 356 00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,044 D'oh! 357 00:21:08,127 --> 00:21:14,627 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man Resync for WEB-DL by Norther