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Look -- in the hallway!
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It's a bird! It's a plane!
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It's super-out-of-breath.
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Happy Halloween to you, too.
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I'm sorry. I'm just --
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I'm really nervous about
this closing argument today.
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Is it because you've lost
three cases in a row?
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Whispering it doesn't
make it any less painful.
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- Sorry.
- Okay.
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No, it's just that this case --
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it's so hard to hold
the jury's attention.
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Well, do you want to run
your argument by me?
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- Could I?
- Sure.
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Um, okay.
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Six years ago, Alger Equities
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took investments
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from municipal pension funds
and private investors
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and funneled all of that
into offshore --
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And I've already lost you.
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No. I was just thinking --
because it's Halloween,
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what if you wore these
in the courtroom?
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Show the jury
"hey, I'm playful."
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Cam, I'm an attorney,
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not Bugs Bunny trying
to hide on a train.
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I'm ready.
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There's Waldo!
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I think I'm gonna win
the costume contest.
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Hey, now, honey,
it's not important if you win.
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It's just for fun.
Picture.
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But it's more fun if you win.
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No offense, daddy.
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You know, Lily's been
letting me know recently
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that she's feeling neglected.
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I think it's because
of all my football stuff.
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That's why I went
all out on her costume.
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Look how incredibly
accurate it is.
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Where is that little guy?
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Come on. Come to me.
Come on.
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Here you -- here you go.
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No matter how long
he stares at it,
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Cam cannot find Waldo.
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It's crazy.
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O-once, he pointed
to a barber pole,
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and we just gave it to him.
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Where is the little guy?
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He's right there.
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How do you find it so...
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Let's try these.
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Okay.
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Boys, what do you think
about my costume for tonight?
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You look dynamite, honey.
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Ay, thank you.
I am princess Fiona.
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So does that make me a prince?
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Do I have to keep track
of a crown all night?
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No, you're Shrek, the ogre.
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You mean that big green thing?
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Nah, I don't want
to walk around all night
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with an ugly rubber mask.
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No. You just need
to paint your face green,
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and that's it.
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- Ouch.
- Yeah, ouch.
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You do this every time.
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You go as a princess.
I have to go as some freak.
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You're beauty, I'm the beast.
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You're Beyonce?
I'm... that guy.
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Well, you never want to go
shopping with me for costumes,
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so I get what I want,
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and you are what comes with it.
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Well, this year,
I'm getting my own costume,
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and it's gonna be
tough and manly --
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maybe a cowboy
or a construction worker.
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You know that
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that's what Mitch and Cam
wore last year, right?
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Damn it! I cut my finger!
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Ha, ha, happy Halloween.
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No, really -- I cut myself. Look!
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That looks great.
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What'd you use
to make the blood?
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A knife. I'm actually hurt.
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Great production value,
sweetheart.
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I'm impressed.
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Can't believe I've got to go
to work on Halloween.
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This blows!
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Don't worry.
By the time you get home,
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Awesomeland will be
up and running.
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Claire's busy with work this year,
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so I'm taking over
the Halloween duties.
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My theme is Awesomeland.
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Which includes anything
Phil finds awesome.
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It's a pretty big umbrella.
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Big, pretty umbrellas --
those are awesome.
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Claire loves blood
and guts and gore,
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but who says Halloween
has to be scary?
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Everybody but you.
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This is killing her.
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At least something's dying.
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Court is now in session.
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Counselor, are you ready
to deliver closing arguments?
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Yes, your honor.
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Well, let's get --
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Wait. Where is Holly?
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Sorry, your honor.
My bus was late.
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Counselor, proceed.
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O-okay.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
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the details of this case are --
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are complicated and technical,
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but they have a, uh, a tragic
and profound effect on the victims.
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Uh, the, um...
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Pensions were squandered,
lives were destroyed,
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and careers, once so promising,
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were now... ruined.
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So, because of this marriage,
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you're basically
third cousins with Shakira.
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I mean, we don't get
the free tickets,
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but it's fun.
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Ay, dios mio. What is this?
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What's up, princess?
I'm Prince Charming.
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I can see that.
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I got Joe a donkey costume,
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and I got Stella cat ears.
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I just hope she
doesn't chase herself.
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Ah, I get it --
because she's a dog.
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I also found out
that princess Fiona
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is supposed to wear a tiara,
so here you go.
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They had a whole bucket full of 'em.
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I love it.
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Ay, and you look so handsome.
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It's like those pictures
of you in the Navy.
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I have an idea.
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Why don't we put
Joe down for a nap
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and then we go and take a nap,
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but not the one we sleep --
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I got it. I'm in.
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Okay.
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Hey. I thought you had a big meeting.
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I do, but I left my cellphone here.
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I need it to read at stoplights
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so I don't think about stuff.
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I'm sorry, but that's ridiculous.
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Ohhh.
Honey, I don't think that fits.
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It fits in Awesomeland.
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It's a magic hat.
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I'm gonna have this
bunny jumping out of it.
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You gonna put some blood on it,
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maybe dangle an eyeball?
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Who hurt you?
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I'm kidding.
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I know it's Jay and Dede.
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Anyway, I got to go
get my costume.
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Oh, for God's sake.
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I kiss my mom hotter than that.
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He does. I seen it.
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Our new neighbors,
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medical-marijuana retailer
Ronnie and his wife, Amber,
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moved in two months ago, and --
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it's been a week and a half.
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Dear God. Really?
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Yeah.
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I don't get it.
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What's scary about
a giant cupcake?
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We're not doing scary this year.
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Well, heads up --
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we're doing crap-your-pants scary
on account of the contest,
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so I just hope we don't offend you
over here in candy land.
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What contest?
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Oh, it's something we started
in the old neighborhood.
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If you're into it, you, uh,
chip in 20 bucks,
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and scariest house
on the street wins the pot.
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Not actual pot.
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I'd have to see
a prescription for that.
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Wait. You're not a cop --
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No, for the 12th time,
I'm not a cop.
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Well, you are not gonna offend me
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with your little decorations.
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Please know that this... is Phil.
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When I'm in charge,
it's terrifying.
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I'll bet you give all
the other soccer moms
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a good scare with that pin
that says "boo."
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You are so lucky that
I have to go to work today,
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or I would show you scary.
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I would win your little contest.
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You don't know what
you're up against.
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We don't let preggos
or people with heart trouble
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past our front gate.
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Couple years ago,
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we scared a man into
the hospital almost to death.
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Well, since you got
an excuse, princess,
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looks like my winning streak
will carry on.
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Might even win
at the old house, too.
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We left that place pretty scary.
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I'm meeting a friend for coffee.
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No, you're not.
No.
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You're helping me
take this all down.
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Everything goes.
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Everything except the bunny.
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I have plans for the bunny.
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Okay! On three, say "argh!"
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- Argh one, two, three!
- Argh - Argh!
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Oh, that's great.
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Thank you.
And how are you two related?
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Uh, you know what --
gay or straight,
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there's no wrong way
to make a family, so...
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Okay, down, girl.
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I meant, how are
your costumes related?
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It's a parent/child costume contest.
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It is?
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It was all clearly stated on the flier.
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There was a flier?
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I gave it to you, daddy!
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I knew your costume was all wrong!
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O-okay, hey, don't panic.
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There's plenty of time
before the parade.
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Is there another character
in "Where's Waldo?"
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Wizard Whitebeard.
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Okay! Well, that'll be fun!
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I haven't gone out
with a whitebeard
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since I took my cousin
Sally to the prom.
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All right, I'll be back
as soon as I can.
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Lily, explain daddy's joke.
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I loved having hair,
and I knew how to use it.
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I'd walk up to a pretty girl
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and run my hand
through my hair.
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Score a touchdown,
whip the helmet off,
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run my hand through my hair.
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People say clothes make the man,
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but that makes no sense.
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What makes the man
is a nice head of hair.
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Damn it! It's like a phantom limb!
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No. No!
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This doesn't look real at all.
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Alex, where's that blood
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you were using this morning
on your finger?
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Running through my veins,
keeping me alive.
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Here comes dad.
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He's gonna be all like,
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"no! What did you do?!
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Where's Awesomeland?!"
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No! What did you do?!
Where's Awesomeland?!
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Are you from the future?
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Phil, honey, honey,
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w-we've had a little
change of plans.
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Why?
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What are you even doing here?
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Shouldn't you be at work?
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That obnoxious Ronnie was worried
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that I wouldn't be able
to handle his decorations,
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'cause he's trying to win
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this "scariest house
on the street" contest,
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and I was like, "not only
can I handle your decorations.
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I'm gonna win that contest."
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So welcome to the insane
asylum from hell.
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That's what it feels like.
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Come on. It's gonna be fun.
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The kids are gonna be
deranged mental patients,
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and -- and I am going
to be a sadistic nurse,
259
00:08:41,870 --> 00:08:43,274
and you are a demented doctor.
260
00:08:43,921 --> 00:08:45,006
20 years of "no,"
261
00:08:45,007 --> 00:08:46,546
but for this,
you'll dress like a nurse?!
262
00:08:46,758 --> 00:08:47,648
Um, no.
263
00:08:47,649 --> 00:08:50,619
Of course the woman is the nurse
and the man is the doctor.
264
00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:53,202
That kind of thinking --
that's what's scary.
265
00:08:53,203 --> 00:08:54,777
Tap out. It's a holiday.
266
00:08:54,778 --> 00:08:57,370
You know, I put a lot of time
and energy into my thing,
267
00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:59,003
but you just shut it all down
to prove something
268
00:08:59,004 --> 00:09:01,277
to people that we barely know
and don't even like!
269
00:09:01,278 --> 00:09:03,497
Phil, Ronnie made fun
of Awesomeland.
270
00:09:03,498 --> 00:09:05,261
He called it "Candy land".
271
00:09:05,262 --> 00:09:06,037
So?
272
00:09:06,038 --> 00:09:08,024
Stupidville? Dumbburgh?
273
00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:09,947
Who cares what he thinks?!
274
00:09:09,948 --> 00:09:12,023
Maybe someday you'll care
what I think.
275
00:09:12,146 --> 00:09:13,321
Phil...
276
00:09:13,356 --> 00:09:14,801
Well -- honey, look!
277
00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:16,106
I kept your bunny!
278
00:09:16,563 --> 00:09:17,974
Nibbles!
279
00:09:20,930 --> 00:09:21,843
Made it in the nick of time.
280
00:09:21,844 --> 00:09:23,146
All right, let's get
this parade started
281
00:09:23,147 --> 00:09:25,139
while I'm still just 4,000 years old.
282
00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:27,468
You do know the parade's
not till after school, right?
283
00:09:27,469 --> 00:09:29,110
What? No!
284
00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:31,314
I can't stay that long.
I have football practice.
285
00:09:31,315 --> 00:09:32,692
Oh, my God.
I have to tell Lily.
286
00:09:32,693 --> 00:09:34,613
She's gonna be devastated.
287
00:09:37,851 --> 00:09:38,804
Oh, no.
288
00:09:39,159 --> 00:09:40,368
Where's Waldo?
289
00:09:42,813 --> 00:09:44,940
Since when has the parade
been after school?
290
00:09:44,941 --> 00:09:47,265
Since always.
It was on the flier.
291
00:09:47,623 --> 00:09:49,809
How big was this flier?
292
00:09:50,592 --> 00:09:52,190
Oh, so this is how
we call each other now?
293
00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:54,258
Mitchell, I have
a costume emergency.
294
00:09:54,259 --> 00:09:55,442
Just wear it with confidence,
295
00:09:55,443 --> 00:09:56,434
Cam. I'm sure you look great.
296
00:09:56,435 --> 00:09:58,529
No, I can't find Lily!
297
00:09:59,256 --> 00:10:00,843
Oh, okay, found her --
by the trash can,
298
00:10:00,844 --> 00:10:02,549
next to the big kid
dressed like a hobo.
299
00:10:02,550 --> 00:10:03,812
Oh, you did it.
300
00:10:04,455 --> 00:10:05,736
I don't --
I don't think that's a kid.
301
00:10:05,748 --> 00:10:07,318
I should probably tell a grown-up.
302
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,987
Well, you have no idea
what's happening here.
303
00:10:09,988 --> 00:10:11,908
The stenographer
is dressed like a spider.
304
00:10:11,909 --> 00:10:13,461
I cannot get anyone
to listen to anything I'm --
305
00:10:13,462 --> 00:10:14,888
Mitchell, I can't.
306
00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:17,989
Lily?
307
00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:19,827
Honey, listen.
308
00:10:19,861 --> 00:10:21,204
Daddy can't stay for the parade.
309
00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:22,187
But you promised!
310
00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:24,346
No, I know I did, but
it starts later than I thought,
311
00:10:24,347 --> 00:10:25,227
and I have to get to...
312
00:10:25,228 --> 00:10:27,704
Football practice!
It's fine! Just go!
313
00:10:27,705 --> 00:10:29,407
No, Lily! Wait!
314
00:10:32,374 --> 00:10:33,877
Well, she's gone forever.
315
00:10:34,450 --> 00:10:36,267
Gloria, what happened to my hair?
316
00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:39,521
Ay, no. Please.
I cannot have this conversation again.
317
00:10:39,522 --> 00:10:41,728
Yes, Jay, time is cruel.
318
00:10:41,729 --> 00:10:44,025
My Prince Charming wig --
it's gone.
319
00:10:44,026 --> 00:10:45,392
Okay, what do you think --
320
00:10:45,393 --> 00:10:47,641
handsome Hawaiian
or sexy scotsman?
321
00:10:47,642 --> 00:10:48,796
I can't do this right now.
322
00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:50,231
Come on, Jay --
323
00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,347
this is my farewell tour
324
00:10:51,348 --> 00:10:52,775
of trick-or-treating
in the neighborhood.
325
00:10:52,776 --> 00:10:54,575
I have to go out strong.
326
00:10:54,614 --> 00:10:56,090
Or should I just do
what people are expecting?
327
00:10:56,091 --> 00:10:57,239
Stay home 'cause you're 20?
328
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,851
Jay, please don't
be mean to Manny.
329
00:10:58,852 --> 00:11:00,467
Maybe Stella took your wig
330
00:11:00,468 --> 00:11:01,642
and buried it in the yard.
331
00:11:01,643 --> 00:11:03,100
I saw her playing with it earlier.
332
00:11:03,101 --> 00:11:04,529
What? Why didn't you
take it from her?
333
00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:07,007
I don't understand
your relationship with her.
334
00:11:07,008 --> 00:11:08,378
You let her lick your feet.
335
00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:10,141
Who is that possibly hurting?
336
00:11:10,142 --> 00:11:11,038
What am I gonna do now?
337
00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:12,383
Prince Charming had hair!
338
00:11:12,384 --> 00:11:14,634
Please. We don't really
know that for sure.
339
00:11:14,635 --> 00:11:16,427
There weren't cameras back then.
340
00:11:16,428 --> 00:11:19,257
Maybe he had to be charming
because he was bald.
341
00:11:22,219 --> 00:11:23,674
You really think it's appropriate
342
00:11:23,675 --> 00:11:26,344
to be strapping your teenage
daughter to a gurney?
343
00:11:26,345 --> 00:11:27,765
If we win, it is.
344
00:11:28,009 --> 00:11:29,778
I may have to take
a pee break soon.
345
00:11:30,110 --> 00:11:31,486
Ooh. Here. Use this bedpan.
346
00:11:31,487 --> 00:11:32,636
I'm kidding. That's gross.
347
00:11:32,637 --> 00:11:34,423
I put candy in it. Here.
348
00:11:35,941 --> 00:11:36,839
Luke.
349
00:11:37,993 --> 00:11:38,883
Luke!
350
00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:41,098
I think I fell asleep.
351
00:11:41,099 --> 00:11:43,299
This thing is like
a Temple Grandin hug.
352
00:11:43,810 --> 00:11:45,974
Haley, sweetie, uh,
gown's on backwards.
353
00:11:45,975 --> 00:11:47,640
Oh, no. It's cuter this way.
354
00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:49,328
Sexy people go crazy,
too, you know.
355
00:11:49,329 --> 00:11:50,831
Read a People magazine.
356
00:11:52,966 --> 00:11:53,829
Phil.
357
00:11:54,069 --> 00:11:56,534
You're not even gonna try
on your doctor costume?
358
00:11:56,535 --> 00:11:57,453
Nope.
359
00:11:57,578 --> 00:11:58,607
But we're gonna win.
360
00:11:58,608 --> 00:11:59,814
Doesn't that make you happy?
361
00:11:59,815 --> 00:12:01,052
Do I look happy?
362
00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:02,588
You got a problem, lady.
363
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,328
This obsessive need
to be dark and scary --
364
00:12:04,329 --> 00:12:05,765
you can't even stop yourself.
365
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,303
I can stop whenever I want.
366
00:12:07,304 --> 00:12:09,522
Well, I'm not getting sucked in.
367
00:12:09,622 --> 00:12:12,123
I'm having the Halloween
that I wanted.
368
00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:13,961
What is all this?
369
00:12:14,686 --> 00:12:15,965
Is this supposed to be funny?
370
00:12:15,966 --> 00:12:17,302
No, it's supposed to be scary.
371
00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:18,803
No, it's supposed to be awesome.
372
00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:20,268
You know, I could tell that you guys
373
00:12:20,269 --> 00:12:22,006
didn't love us moving in next door.
374
00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:23,935
Maybe 'cause Ronnie deals pot
375
00:12:23,936 --> 00:12:26,153
or maybe 'cause of
my confederate-flag bikini.
376
00:12:26,154 --> 00:12:27,353
I don't know, but --
377
00:12:28,074 --> 00:12:30,194
but I thought we were
becomin' friends.
378
00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:33,327
I was gonna propose
a joint Thanksgiving, but...
379
00:12:33,863 --> 00:12:35,165
this is really low.
380
00:12:35,864 --> 00:12:37,028
No, honey, it's okay.
381
00:12:37,029 --> 00:12:39,167
No, it's not okay, Ronnie!
382
00:12:38,637 --> 00:12:40,012
It's rude and it's cruel!
383
00:12:40,013 --> 00:12:41,081
I wish we had our old house
384
00:12:41,082 --> 00:12:42,218
so we could drive it away
385
00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:43,354
as far as possible!
386
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:47,295
Oh, my goodness.
What was that?
387
00:12:49,493 --> 00:12:51,444
Amber gets touchy
about this stuff.
388
00:12:51,445 --> 00:12:52,784
Uh, she --
389
00:12:55,867 --> 00:12:58,776
she spent six months
in a cuckoo farm in Nevada.
390
00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:00,629
I'm sorry.
She gets mad when I say that.
391
00:13:00,630 --> 00:13:02,193
It was in Utah.
392
00:13:02,194 --> 00:13:03,138
Oh, my God.
393
00:13:03,139 --> 00:13:04,894
We -- we had no idea.
I swear.
394
00:13:04,895 --> 00:13:06,344
I-it's cool.
395
00:13:06,345 --> 00:13:08,677
I'll just...
Give her a box of Cap'n Crunch
396
00:13:08,678 --> 00:13:10,454
and set her in front
of the fish tank.
397
00:13:10,455 --> 00:13:11,421
That seems to calm her down.
398
00:13:11,422 --> 00:13:12,662
- Okay.
- Okay.
399
00:13:15,299 --> 00:13:17,707
We have to shut it down.
We got to shut it down.
400
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:21,003
Now, when she said
"Joint Thanksgiving,"
401
00:13:21,004 --> 00:13:22,429
do you think that she meant --
402
00:13:22,430 --> 00:13:24,189
- No.
- Okay.
403
00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:29,683
Each of these companies
404
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,973
funneled unreported funds
into the same account.
405
00:13:31,974 --> 00:13:33,692
Now, I believe
this chart makes clear
406
00:13:33,693 --> 00:13:35,415
the intricate web of deceit.
407
00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:36,176
Okay, I heard it.
408
00:13:36,177 --> 00:13:38,084
I'm -- I'm gonna rephrase that.
409
00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:40,006
These companies conspired
410
00:13:40,007 --> 00:13:42,625
to defraud numerous
innocent people,
411
00:13:42,626 --> 00:13:45,079
not to mention
the internal revenue service.
412
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,792
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
413
00:13:46,885 --> 00:13:47,926
Your honor, may we approach?
414
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,660
If you must.
415
00:13:51,349 --> 00:13:52,599
You see what's
happening here, right?
416
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,006
You're losing your
fifth case in a row?
417
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,347
Fourth. And --
418
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:56,716
who said -- am I losing?
419
00:13:57,724 --> 00:14:00,233
Um, I just feel that the --
the jury
420
00:14:00,234 --> 00:14:03,033
might be a little bit distracted by,
um... you know.
421
00:14:03,034 --> 00:14:06,470
Please let the record show that
counsel is nodding his head
422
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,777
towards the court
stenographer, Holly.
423
00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:10,070
Your honor, opposing counsel's
424
00:14:10,071 --> 00:14:10,778
grasping at straws
425
00:14:10,779 --> 00:14:11,846
because he's losing again.
426
00:14:11,847 --> 00:14:13,077
Oh, come on! Come on!
427
00:14:13,078 --> 00:14:14,677
She's dressed like a giant spider!
428
00:14:14,678 --> 00:14:16,728
I need the jury to focus
on the details of this case,
429
00:14:16,729 --> 00:14:18,580
not some ridiculous costume.
430
00:14:18,581 --> 00:14:20,491
I'm sorry. You're probably
a very nice person.
431
00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:21,495
Very well.
432
00:14:21,496 --> 00:14:24,702
Holly, would you please
remove the costume?
433
00:14:24,703 --> 00:14:25,663
Thank you.
434
00:14:25,836 --> 00:14:28,273
Ladies and gentlemen,
I apologize for the delay.
435
00:14:28,274 --> 00:14:29,764
At the request of counsel,
436
00:14:29,765 --> 00:14:33,095
the court stenographer
will now remove the costume.
437
00:14:34,857 --> 00:14:36,569
That redhead's no fun.
438
00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:39,730
They hate you.
439
00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:42,694
A-as I was saying, um,
440
00:14:42,695 --> 00:14:46,067
these companies stole
from countless innocent people,
441
00:14:46,068 --> 00:14:47,614
and, you know,
442
00:14:47,615 --> 00:14:50,273
if someone had dipped into
my nest egg like that, uh...
443
00:14:51,036 --> 00:14:53,209
I'd be awful grouchy.
444
00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,014
Number four.
445
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:00,870
Here you go.
446
00:15:01,058 --> 00:15:02,199
What are you supposed to be?
447
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,393
Born into another family.
448
00:15:03,394 --> 00:15:05,185
She is Tess McGill,
449
00:15:05,186 --> 00:15:07,080
feminist heroine
from the 1980s classic
450
00:15:07,081 --> 00:15:07,757
"Working girl".
451
00:15:07,758 --> 00:15:09,223
You should check it out sometime.
452
00:15:09,224 --> 00:15:09,930
In a few years.
453
00:15:09,931 --> 00:15:11,970
There is some light
vacuuming in underpants.
454
00:15:11,971 --> 00:15:13,323
Keep up the good work!
455
00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:14,175
How's it going here?
456
00:15:14,176 --> 00:15:15,563
I look stupid!
457
00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:17,057
These puppies
are making it impossible
458
00:15:17,058 --> 00:15:18,505
for me to stay mad at you.
459
00:15:18,506 --> 00:15:20,139
Stupid, adorable puppies.
460
00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:21,827
Welcome to Awesomeland,
461
00:15:21,828 --> 00:15:24,866
where the only thing
to fear is fun itself.
462
00:15:24,867 --> 00:15:27,255
Claire, I know this isn't
the Halloween you wanted,
463
00:15:27,256 --> 00:15:28,378
but can you try to sell it?
464
00:15:28,379 --> 00:15:29,374
I'm sorry, honey.
465
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:31,617
I got mad at you
and I upset Amber,
466
00:15:31,618 --> 00:15:34,453
and all because Ronnie
called me a soccer mom.
467
00:15:34,454 --> 00:15:35,769
What is wrong with me?
468
00:15:36,689 --> 00:15:37,636
Nothing.
469
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,401
I hate it when people
assume things about me
470
00:15:39,402 --> 00:15:40,029
that aren't true --
471
00:15:40,030 --> 00:15:42,515
like because I'm pretty,
I'm stuck-up.
472
00:15:42,516 --> 00:15:44,040
When people do that to me,
I'm just like,
473
00:15:44,041 --> 00:15:46,812
"shut up, troll.
Why am I even talking to you?"
474
00:15:48,007 --> 00:15:50,156
I do not like being pigeonholed.
475
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:51,266
It's obvious, mom --
476
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:53,922
you use Halloween as a way
to show people you have edge.
477
00:15:53,923 --> 00:15:56,348
It's like accountants
who buy a Harley.
478
00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:58,394
She's right.
479
00:15:58,770 --> 00:16:01,371
Being scary is my motorcycle.
480
00:16:01,372 --> 00:16:02,586
That's my Tess.
481
00:16:03,695 --> 00:16:06,187
I knew my farewell tour
would be emotional,
482
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:07,991
but at least I can say
I did it my way.
483
00:16:07,992 --> 00:16:09,062
You've said that four times.
484
00:16:09,063 --> 00:16:10,609
You know he had other songs?
485
00:16:12,799 --> 00:16:14,661
Nice costume.
Ben Franklin, right?
486
00:16:14,662 --> 00:16:17,238
What? No!
Prince charming.
487
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,585
Oh. Sorry.
488
00:16:18,597 --> 00:16:20,421
I guess I just picture
Prince Charming with hair.
489
00:16:20,422 --> 00:16:22,844
We all do, but I lost my wig,
490
00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:24,219
and I don't have any, so...
491
00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:25,000
Well, you know, there are
492
00:16:25,001 --> 00:16:26,553
some pretty effective
solutions for that.
493
00:16:26,554 --> 00:16:27,872
- Talking about hair plugs?
- Yeah.
494
00:16:27,873 --> 00:16:29,857
Take some from the side
and the back, right?
495
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,374
You think that would work for me?
496
00:16:31,964 --> 00:16:33,010
It could.
497
00:16:33,011 --> 00:16:35,801
But you might want a second opinion
from an actual doctor.
498
00:16:35,802 --> 00:16:37,033
Excuse me.
499
00:16:38,507 --> 00:16:41,641
Did you just ask that fake doctor
about hair plugs?
500
00:16:41,642 --> 00:16:43,575
No! You know how you struggle
with the language.
501
00:16:44,358 --> 00:16:45,754
- Jay.
- Damn it, Gloria.
502
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,385
I miss having a head full of hair.
503
00:16:47,386 --> 00:16:49,019
And don't act like
you don't miss it, too.
504
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:49,689
When we got married,
505
00:16:49,690 --> 00:16:52,039
you had four more hairs
than you do now.
506
00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:53,445
This is not a surprise to me.
507
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,231
What about today? Hmm?
Earlier?
508
00:16:55,232 --> 00:16:57,119
When we were not napping?
509
00:16:57,226 --> 00:16:59,828
When you were
a little extra-enthusiastic?
510
00:16:59,829 --> 00:17:02,457
Because you were enthusiastic.
511
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,838
You went out and bought
costumes for all of us,
512
00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:05,963
you were singing.
513
00:17:05,964 --> 00:17:08,652
For once, you were not like,
"I don't want to do this.
514
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,275
"I just want to sit at home,
watch golf,
515
00:17:10,276 --> 00:17:12,052
and eat my 10-layer dip."
516
00:17:12,053 --> 00:17:13,575
Just five. Five layers.
517
00:17:13,576 --> 00:17:15,965
One layer is enough, Jay.
518
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:18,941
I loved that you were
having fun with us.
519
00:17:19,971 --> 00:17:21,000
A happy husband --
520
00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:22,766
that's what is sexy to me.
521
00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:24,980
So you don't think
I look like Ben Franklin?
522
00:17:25,222 --> 00:17:27,656
Oh, yes! That's who it is!
523
00:17:27,657 --> 00:17:31,315
The man from the $100 bill --
my favorite!
524
00:17:32,286 --> 00:17:34,599
All right, happy Halloween.
525
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,817
That's your costume?
A big nose?
526
00:17:36,818 --> 00:17:37,705
All right, you know, cool it.
527
00:17:37,706 --> 00:17:38,712
I've had a rough day.
528
00:17:38,713 --> 00:17:41,110
You think you're the first
Spongebob I've seen?
529
00:17:42,143 --> 00:17:43,626
I'm missing Halloween.
530
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,436
All right, honey, if daddy's
not home in five minutes,
531
00:17:45,437 --> 00:17:47,098
I will take you
trick-or-treating, okay?
532
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,728
Okay! I made it!
533
00:17:48,729 --> 00:17:50,446
Football practice ran late, sweetie.
534
00:17:50,447 --> 00:17:52,539
Just give me two minutes.
I'm so sorry.
535
00:17:52,729 --> 00:17:53,607
Whatever.
536
00:17:53,608 --> 00:17:56,144
I bet all the full-size
candy bars are gone.
537
00:17:56,145 --> 00:17:57,334
- Lily.
- Nope, nope.
538
00:17:57,335 --> 00:17:58,509
She has every right, Mitchell.
539
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:01,213
You know, I've let
football consume my life,
540
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,857
and I fumbled what's
most valuable to me,
541
00:18:03,858 --> 00:18:05,299
and now I'm stuck!
542
00:18:05,902 --> 00:18:06,808
Can somebody please help me?
543
00:18:06,809 --> 00:18:08,590
- Don't help him!
- Oh, enough, you two!
544
00:18:08,591 --> 00:18:10,798
It's like "August: Osage county"
up in here.
545
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,020
- All right, you --
- Where's my head?
546
00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:14,278
- It's right here. Stop. Just calm down.
- Okay.
547
00:18:14,279 --> 00:18:16,033
You need to let yourself
off the hook, all right?
548
00:18:16,034 --> 00:18:17,753
You didn't abandon her
playing craps.
549
00:18:17,754 --> 00:18:19,013
You had to go to work.
550
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,663
He's always working.
551
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:21,679
No, he's --
552
00:18:22,539 --> 00:18:24,993
he is not always working, Lily.
553
00:18:24,994 --> 00:18:26,601
Exhibit "A" -- your shirt,
554
00:18:26,602 --> 00:18:27,966
which he stayed up
all night sewing
555
00:18:27,967 --> 00:18:29,813
so that you would have
the perfect costume.
556
00:18:29,814 --> 00:18:30,908
Exhibit "B" --
557
00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:33,211
those glasses--
two hours on eBay.
558
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:35,243
Exhibit "C -- your satchel.
559
00:18:36,276 --> 00:18:37,508
Daddy's man purse from college
560
00:18:37,509 --> 00:18:39,356
that he had to dig through
10 boxes to find,
561
00:18:39,357 --> 00:18:40,391
because daddy hid it from him.
562
00:18:40,392 --> 00:18:42,542
But he didn't read the flier!
563
00:18:43,042 --> 00:18:43,882
I never read it
564
00:18:43,883 --> 00:18:45,827
because I never saw it!
565
00:18:45,828 --> 00:18:47,506
- You didn't see the flier?
- No!
566
00:18:47,507 --> 00:18:49,709
Maybe that's because
you never got it.
567
00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:53,259
I submit to you...
the flier...
568
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:55,281
Which never made it
onto the refrigerator,
569
00:18:55,282 --> 00:18:56,795
where you are supposed
to put things,
570
00:18:56,796 --> 00:18:59,824
because it wa-a-a-s....
571
00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:02,480
It... was...
572
00:19:03,313 --> 00:19:04,274
Oh! Yes.
573
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,602
Lily, your daddy may
have missed the parade,
574
00:19:07,603 --> 00:19:09,804
but he was all over Halloween.
575
00:19:11,089 --> 00:19:12,480
I rest my case.
576
00:19:12,771 --> 00:19:14,119
I'm sorry, daddy.
577
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,637
I'm sorry, too.
578
00:19:18,262 --> 00:19:19,651
I got my win.
579
00:19:19,796 --> 00:19:21,514
Trials would be a whole lot easier
580
00:19:21,515 --> 00:19:22,740
if juries were made up of
581
00:19:22,741 --> 00:19:23,855
7-year-old girls, like Lily.
582
00:19:23,856 --> 00:19:24,948
And Cam.
583
00:19:26,689 --> 00:19:27,811
I know it's not the point,
584
00:19:27,812 --> 00:19:29,496
but we totally would've won.
585
00:19:29,497 --> 00:19:31,741
Might want to leave that
out of your apology.
586
00:19:32,118 --> 00:19:32,654
Howdy!
587
00:19:33,217 --> 00:19:34,876
Hey, Ronnie. What's up?
588
00:19:34,976 --> 00:19:37,607
Ronnie, hi.
Um, I was looking for Amber.
589
00:19:37,608 --> 00:19:38,693
Oh, she's inside.
590
00:19:38,694 --> 00:19:39,212
No, I ain't!
591
00:19:39,213 --> 00:19:40,981
Knock it off, Amber!
592
00:19:41,586 --> 00:19:42,295
Amber, hi.
593
00:19:42,296 --> 00:19:44,273
Um, listen, I wanted to apologize.
594
00:19:44,274 --> 00:19:46,568
I had no idea
about your history,
595
00:19:46,569 --> 00:19:48,380
and I was being insensitive,
596
00:19:48,381 --> 00:19:50,612
so I was hoping
we could start over.
597
00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,078
That's really sweet.
598
00:19:53,286 --> 00:19:56,479
Almost makes me feel bad
for making the whole thing up.
599
00:19:56,539 --> 00:19:57,288
What?!
600
00:19:57,289 --> 00:19:58,541
Trick!
601
00:19:58,773 --> 00:20:00,432
She never been to a nuthouse.
602
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,387
No!
603
00:20:01,388 --> 00:20:02,906
Yeah, I ain't crazy.
604
00:20:02,907 --> 00:20:04,540
I mean, I've been
to rehab a few times,
605
00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:06,409
but that was just
for paid vacation.
606
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,456
You lied just
to make me feel bad?
607
00:20:09,457 --> 00:20:11,257
No, no -- we lied
608
00:20:11,258 --> 00:20:14,929
so that we could win with
our zombie house o' whores!
609
00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:16,148
That is so messed up.
610
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:17,345
Did you say "whores," or --
611
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:18,416
No, no. It ain't messed up.
612
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,784
The saying is "trick or treat."
613
00:20:20,785 --> 00:20:21,775
This is the trick part.
614
00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:24,663
Our yard's full o' dead whores.
615
00:20:24,664 --> 00:20:26,312
You got a Santa.
616
00:20:26,313 --> 00:20:27,625
Yep -- "whores." I heard it again.
617
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,097
Why are we not talking about this?
618
00:20:29,098 --> 00:20:32,461
There will come a day
when you will pay for this.
619
00:20:32,462 --> 00:20:33,912
You won't know when,
620
00:20:33,913 --> 00:20:35,509
and you won't know how,
621
00:20:35,510 --> 00:20:37,579
but you will feel it.
622
00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:45,089
That chick is scary.
623
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,349
Thank you.
624
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,583
You have no idea.
625
00:20:53,498 --> 00:20:57,129
You know, they just make it
impossible to find him.
626
00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:58,743
It's cruel and inappropriate.
627
00:20:58,744 --> 00:21:00,471
It just sets children up to fail,
628
00:21:00,472 --> 00:21:02,803
and it destroys
their self-esteem.
629
00:21:03,556 --> 00:21:04,847
- Right there.
- Is he there?
630
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,096
Is -- where --
631
00:21:06,424 --> 00:21:08,780
Where did she point?
Where did she p--
632
00:21:11,798 --> 00:21:13,594
Now I look like Rod Stewart.
633
00:21:14,151 --> 00:21:15,274
Thanks a lot.
634
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,949
I have a head for business
and a bod for sin.
635
00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:22,274
Yes, you do.
636
00:21:22,743 --> 00:21:24,620
Ew! This is a common area!
637
00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:28,095
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