- Nappies and underwear.
My dear ... Your 'pappaperm' starts today.
Are you trying to bribe an official?
- I'm scared of the new Jan. - But he makes you a bit wet too?
What makes you think I'll keep quiet about this?
- Put it in my car.
- Wasn't Alex coming? - No, she was tired or something.
- Imagine you have a Brazialian girlfriend. - It is insane. What are the odds?
Something else than girls from Gudbrandsdalen.
- Gi meg de hersens penga! - Ja, ok, ok, ok.
Jeg vil ha mer! Kom med det! Er det alt?
- What are you doing? - This is the Morro da Babilana-favela boss!
It's ok. No harm done.
Dear all. This evening I want to talk about our foundation -
- as indivuduals and as nation.
I think nobody can live a full life without love. But love ...
- He's ready.
Guess what happened to us yesterday. We were almost robbed!
Walking on the street and two guys approached and pulled a gun to our faces.
I was thinking: "this is the last verse of my life, for sure". And then...
Then came Oscarito, my brother's brother-in-law, -
- walks right up to them and just: "Habla, habla, habla."
200 years ago, a group of men gathered at Eidsvoll to make the law ...
- We're closed.
Do you want more?
What are you waiting for, mommy?!
Man in the end of his fifties shot in his right shoulderr ...
- What's going on? - Is he alive?
He's unstable, we're losing hime.
- Did he say anything to you? - He was completely out there.
Said something about a cheerleader and a one armed woman.
Bloodpressure is sinking. He is unstable. He's going into shock.
- Get home out of here.
Dear family. Dear friends.
We live in a stormful time.
With great joy we got broadband with all the the building for the Olympics.
A few hours of chatting, and presto:
My daughter, an outstanding Brazilian economist, -
- is engaged with a truckdriver from Norway.
It's fine, dad.
It's not up to me to challenge the ways of history.
- Oi, it's ... It's mine. - Turn it in silent.
- Sorry. - Don't answer it.
- Hi, Roy. - Don't answer it ...
What did you just say?
But when ...? When ...? How ...? Who did it ...? Is it ...?
- I'm off now. - Yes, now you're off.
Right before you brother's wedding. That's cool...
John... Johnny is shot. He needs me. He can die.
I understand that. But perhaps someone else -
- could need somebody on an important day is his life, maybe.
How would you have felt, if you were shot?
Everything isn't about you, you know.
Who will be my best man now then?
This is Dag Solstad. I'd like to report an accident.
Yes, you see ... I was driving down the road.
It was damn slippery. And my car veered out, -
- and went straight out. Onto the ice.
The Mesna chess team ordered cheerleader-striptease on the Internet.
The stripper never showed. But they are sure the came from the Baltics.
We're talking Lithuania then? Or Estragonia?
When I get hold of those Stalinist pigs, -
- I'll cut open the bowels on every communist bastard! I will ...
- Will you give them to daddy?
- Daddy got appendicitis. - Good to see you're better, Johnny.
- It isn't funny, Johnny.
What kind of ward is this?
- Hi. - Yes. What can I help you with?
It's about the Henriksen's room situation. The shooting victim.
Eh ... Henriksen is an awardwinning entertainment entepreneur.
It doesn't make sense to put him in a ward alongside a bunch of vegetables.
- Vegetables? - Demented, then, or whatever you call it.
- Henriksen has a single room, not? - Yes. But ...
Then he has no reason to complain.
I can't do any more. Ok?
I see you are stressed and a busy lady.
Then there is nothing is better -
- then a wonderful cigar.
I scratch you, you scratch me.
Are you trying to bribe me with cancer-inducing smuggled goods?
Correct.
How certain are we that it was these people that gunned down Johnny?
Got observerd at the diner on New Years Eve. The waitress was sure they were talking baltic.
- Their clothes were full of blood too. - Probably Johnny's blood.
- Let's take these bastards ...! - Ok, boys! What are we waiting for?!
They'll see ... see blood!
Come on! Hurry up! They want the meat now.
- What kind of operation is this? - This is Dexter, this.
Ok,boys! Come on!
- Get your hood on. - Come on, boys!
Quickly!
Cured sausages? What the hell ...
- What's going on here then? - Eh ... We ...
- We're from the food safety authority. - Yes, but the poles are legal.
Yes. This looks good.
Let's get on boys. Have a nice day.
How did you do that? He never talks to strangers.
Henriksen? Why are you here? We need to change your bandages.
- No thanks, we can manage with just NRK.
There is so much violence and negativity on other channels.
What we need from you, is that you stay in your room so we can get to you.
- Hi! Do you have a light? - yes, of course.
- How did the Christmas tree sale go this year? - Christmas tree sale? No ...
- Not to be rude, but I'm short on time. - Then let me be straight.
- What happened to your car? - Why do you ask?
- Didn't you leave the police? - That's right, but ...
I'm working for an .... insurance company.
- You know what it's about, right? - I've no time right now.
Hey! Either you talk to me, -
- or else I speak with my former colleagues. Ok?
Yes, ok. I can speak with you.
Congratulations with your new office.
Just to let you know, I normally don't take these kind of cases.
Bye, darling. Bye.
Not a soul in there had heard of a one-armed Baltic woman.
Fine, let's move on. Let's see ...
- Are all those massage parlours? - I got the list from a friend in the vice unit.
- We can't walk in to all those. - Welcome to the private investigation business.
Maybe it would go faster if you didn't get a handjob at every place.
- What are you talking about? - The whole car stinks of almond oil.
- Wow! Looks like a miniature Lillhammer.
That's a car.
Hi! You're here alone again.
I see that you always have blue socks.
That's how it is. Loose track of the small things, and everything disintegrates.
Rationalistic puritans.
You need counter balance. Guys like Henriksen.
You are very clear sighted today.
The frontal lobes were stimulated by sharing the room with someone.
I should inform you that I have urinated on that.
On ... on that? Thanks for telling me.
- Incoming!
- I haven't gotten hold of her. - What did I say?
We've lost our best girl because of your temper!
- Not in front of the girls, ok? - Your father would never have let this happen!
"Father, father ..." Can we talk about something else?
Eh ... Just wait on the bed a minute, and I'll come out shortly.
Daddy, what the hell are you doing here?
Sorry, but I ...
I didn't know how else to reach you.
Please, get dressed.
You don't work in a nail salon.
No.
Want to take a trip home?
- How long are going to keep up with this? - Be patient.
That car reg we got from Johnny, it ...
Lots of parking spaces around in these streets.
Hey, read that number for me again.
- BN97748. - Yes! That's him.
I ... haven't had time to tidy up much. It's been a bit busy.
- Hey. Pay attention.
Nobody but me beats the girls!
She's crazy.
Maybe we should confer with Johnny before we approach her.
There's a guy in your office. Says he knows you. Says his name is Muhammad Ali.
He doesn't understand a thing, Rodrigo!
- Jeez, are you still here? - We have a potential insurance fraud here.
This surveilance video shows that the driver is wearing a drysuit -
- only 10 minutes before reporting that the truck has gone through the ice.
But let's go and get a glass of sherry.
- Yes, after 30 years in the force I've come to the conlclusion -
- that the best way to finish the day is a drink in Toppen Bar.
Ok, you're the sheriff.
Excuse me.
My name is Muhammad Abdul Aziz Ali. I have ...
It's not a good time. Can you come back tomorrow?
Can't you work a little bit overtime?
I would like to confess a murder.
You were alone in this? Nobody else knows?
Yes, yes, yes. Just me and ...
You're sure you don't want me to call a lawyer?
No, why would I want you to do that?
Yes ... Read through this once more before you sign ...
- Can I offer you a cup of coffee? - No thanks. Maybe some chai tea?
-Chai? - Yes.
I'll see what I have.