created by: Diego Rodriguez
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Guys.
What do the biggest stars in the music industry have.
That we don't.
Millions of dollars?
Hair that blows in the wind while they sing.
And millions of dollars.
But all of that is about to change.
Just imagine.
The crowd is watching.
The excitement is mounting.
And then...
My hair is blowing, and it's blowing, and it's...
It's not really blowing.
I'm going to need a bigger fan.
Or a smaller hair.
Meanwhile, I'm happy to report that the singing telegram fund raiser is going great.
The more singing telegram we sell,
The more money we make for the Marching band.
And they really need new uniforms.
Finally will stop asking what those bellhops are doing with tubas
Check this out!
In order to give these singings telegrams straight
I designed this!
Observe...
As you can see there are three columns.
One for who's sending it.
One for who's getting it.
And one... For the message.
I like to call it.
Triple-Column Goodness.
That's copyrighted so if you use it You will be sued.
According to my charts.
John Berger wants to send a singing telegram to.
Eliza Simmons asking her.
To the dance with him saturday night.
Triple-Column Goodness Yo.
♪ The kid who sits next to you (next to you) ♪
♪ In Bio and Algebra 2 (Algebra 2) ♪
♪ Is all about goin' to (going to the...) ♪
♪ The dance with you ♪
♪ So please, please won't you say yes ♪
♪ It will make John super glad ♪
♪ But if you say no please don't go with Tad ♪
Yes!
Now do you want us to sing him your answer?
Cos that'll run you 5 bucks.
10 if you want me to rap.
So worth it.
You know the only thing that I don't love about school dances?
How boring it gets to have to constantly turn guys down.
Tell me about it.
Excuse me, but would you...
Go with the dance with you?
Afraid not, but thanks.
And just for the record,
It's not, you it's me..
And you.
No, would you get off my scarf.
Yeah thanks.
He's so into you, it's sick!
Hey.
Hey, just..
Phil sure makes you babble-y.
He does't make me babble-y.
He's just..
He's cute.
You should ask him to the dance.
I might.
Or might not.
Definitely one of those.
Don't wait too long.
I mean, You know what they say about the early bird getting the worm don't you?
That it gets it?
Could've just said you know.
by: Diego Rodriguez
♪ Only you can be you ♪
♪ Only I can be me ♪
♪ You always wanna be what you're not ♪
♪ Can't you be happy with what you've got ♪
♪ You perfect the way you are ♪
♪ With your insecurities, flaws, and scars ♪
♪ Life is too short to worry ♪
♪ Don't you know it's true ♪
♪ Only you can be you ♪
♪ Only I can be me ♪
♪ Only you can be you ♪
♪ Only I can be me ♪
♪ Only you can be you ♪
♪ Only I can be me ♪
♪ Only you can be you ♪
♪ Only I can be me ♪
Now if you buy nine singing telegrams
You get the tenth one for free.
Ok, but i only do it in one condition.
Zaner has to sing all ten.
I can do that.
I want you so sing.
"I love you more than anyone in the whole school"
Ten times.
Uh, to who?
To me.
Ow, We'd better get get out of here.
We'll leave you two alone.
I thought they'd never leave.
Hey, Stevie.
Phil spotting 12 o'clock.
Go over there and say something.
Like what?
Like, uh, I don't know
Hey, Phil, wanna go to the dance with me?
Ok.
I can't do it.
Look, why not just send Phil a singing telegram?
So that you can ask him out a risk of a babble-y.
That could work.
Yeah, and Kevin could put a rap together.
And Zander could beatbox.
And I'll give my groove on in the background.
Stop!
I want Kacey to do it.
You got it, for 5 bucks.
Just kidding.
Y, You know, you don't have to pay me.
I think it's tuned now.
Ok, Uhh.
♪ I love you more than anyone ♪
♪ In the whole school ♪
Ow, That's so sweet
Awesome.
Now nine more times.
What's your favorite way to tell a guy no?
Umm, that's a hard-y
I cherish them all
Oh, but lately..
I have been loving the "Cloud of Confusion"
Pretend you're a guy asking me out
Hi! I'm a boy.
Wanna go to the dance?
You wanna take me to France?
To the dance.
What's on your pants?
Forget it.
Uh, Brilliant.
Perf power.
Rejecting guys edition.
Kacey, kacey, kacey...
That's Phil!
Are you ready?
Here it goes.
Phil.
I have a singing telegram for you.
From a very special lady.
Cool.
♪ Hey, Phil ♪
♪ You're so thrill ♪
♪ So why not take a chance♪
♪ On a romance at the dance ♪
♪ With the catch of the school ♪
♪ She's so cool ♪
♪ She'll make you drool ♪
♪ So let's skip the guessing ♪
♪ And get to the yessing ♪
That was fantastic!
Of course I'll go to the dance with you Kacey.
What?
Don't worry Stevie.
Of course I'm not going to the dance with Phil.
Why not?
Phil is cool, You're cool.
And I'm totally cool with you guys going.
But Phil is the buy that you want to go to the dance with.
He's a guy I could go with.
But he's not the guy I have to go with.
So...
What do you want me to do?
Go to the dance with him.
What kind of friend would I be,
If I stop you from out with a really cute guy?
Hi Kacey.
So, are we still on for dance?
Sure.
Great.
I'd like to buy a singing telegram
To ask somene to the dance
Great, who?
Stevie
Uh, Andy
Look, I know Stevie.
I don't think this is the best idea.
But I only have eyes for Stevie.
Oh, buddy...
Maybe you should have eyes for someone else.
Hey guys,
You're on singing telegram business.
Not the judging Andy Bartlet business.
Thanks.
I wrote some lyrics.
I want you three.
To sing it like my favorite band in the world.
Big time rush.
Kind of weird we don't have dates for the dance yet.
It's like...
One of those science fiction movies,
Where alliens come down and erase the minds.
Of all the cute boys so they forget who they suppose to ask to the dance.
Us, us are whom they suppose to ask.
Actually,
This is not uncommon...
Most of the prettiest girl are often sat at home because.
All the guys assumed someone else already asked them.
And because their mind have been erased by alliens.
Yeah!
Stevie, I just wanna say.
I'm really sorry for what's about to happen.
Ditto.
This is from Andy.
♪ You know it's you baby ♪
♪ Since I met you ♪
♪ Can't look away babe ♪
♪ it just wouldn’t be true ♪
♪ ever since I saw Star Wars ♪
♪ I knew you were the one ♪
♪ You my princess Leia baby ♪
♪ Without the hair bun ♪
♪ Without the bun ♪
♪ I take you to dinner girl ♪
♪ we can split the bill ♪
♪ So go to the dance with me Stevie ♪
♪ Just say you will ♪
Sure Andy.
I'll go to the dance with you.
What?
Thank you Stevie.
You've made me the happiest the in the...
School?
World?
We'll never know.
Ok, so you're not going to the dance with Phil.
Who you like.
But you are going with Andy Bartlet.
Who can fart any song after hearing it just once.
The man has a good ear.
And a pitch perfect butt.
Phil didn't ask me ok?
Andy did.
And you know what?
It's gonna be fun.
Special delivery for my.
Date to the dance.
A fruit bouquet.
How unusual.
Not really.
In the conversations I have with you in my head.
You're always talking about fruit bouquet.
So I figured.
Duh, just buy her one your crazy nut.
Home run dude.
This guy.
ladies man.
It's cute that he has conversations with me in his head.
Right?
Cutest.
So romantic.
Did I just hear a love song coming out of Andy Bartlet's but?
Yes, That would be Stevie's date to the dance.
Stevie, you're going to the dance with Andy Bartlet?
Yes, I am.
Does this have anything to go with me going to the dance with Phil
Because, If you're not cool with it.
I'm not going with him.
Trust, I am...
100% cool with it.
Ok.
Great.
Now.
I need everyone's attention.
I'm about to blow you away!
This bad boy.
Will give me the wing blow look rock star only dream of.
The boards.
My system ruined!
Ruined!
Oh, guys, don't panic.
I remember where everything goes.
Look.
Principal kersee says.
To the football team.
Thanks for the awesome skirt.
And then...
Mr. March says to.
Lunch lady Iverne.
Will you go to the dance with me?.
Are you sure that's right?
Pretty sure.
Oh.
Iverne.
We have a singing telegram for you from Mr. March
Yeah, you do.
♪ Romance ♪
♪ Lunch dady, lunch lady ♪
♪ Make me a dish ♪
♪ Fill it with yeses and sticks made of fish ♪
♪ Lunch dady, lunch lady ♪
♪ We're off the start ♪
♪ But would you please say Yes to Mr. March ♪
Mr. March wants to take me to the dance?
You seem surprised.
Yeah, well...
Normally all he says is give me back my fifty bucks.
Are you still sure You've the cards right?
Well, honey, you tell him Yes!
Look out world.
Cos I've got a date to the dance.
I can see.
So how did you go with Iverne?
Is she giving me my fifty bucks back?
No, but...
She is going to the dance with you.
That's not good.
That's bad, that's so bad.
I can't believe the dance is tomorrow.
And we still don't have any dates.
I don't even wanna to go the dance.
Neither do I.
We've gotta go to the dance.
I know.
But wih who?
It's desperation time.
Hey, Guys! Big dance saturday night.
We may just know couple of really hot girls.
Who might say Yes so you ask them.
The're standing very close to you.
I thought this day would never come.
Kim Daves and Sally Soleman?
Tell them we say Yes!
I think this is a new low.
Just when I was getting used to the old low.
That's too bad Grace is unavailable.
You're talking crazy man.
Stevie...
I'm not always gonna be the guy.
who resucks the Ketchup packets at the Speedy Burger.
I've got plans big ones.
Really?
What?
I'm going to be the world's first
"Flatu-entologist"
A fart doctor.
It's an emerging science.
Wow, uh, ok.
Don't look now but Uh, here comes Mr. March.
With Iverne.
What's up!
Hey, thanks for the fix up Kacey.
I mean, I'm pulling muscles that I didn't even know I have.
Yeah, Kacey.
Thanks for that, now you...
Get your booty moving on the dance floor.
Hey, Zander!
I wanted my ten more singing telegrams.
But the fund raiser is over.
It's over, when i say it's over!
Let's start singing you little stud muffin.
You know, one second, i forget my Uh..
Isn't he just the cuttest?!
You know, being here without dates.
Is very risky for our social status.
Yeah.
But, if you think about it.
It's kinda nice that we don't have dates.
This way we can just be ourselves.
You know what?
You right!
I get to hang out with my best-y
Wow, guys.
Thanks for trying, But uh...
Things didn't really work out with Sally and Kim.
Yeah.
We went to pick them up.
And they acted like we were crazy.
As did their dates.
Right now...
None of the major universities offer degrees in the Flatulence sciences.
But trust me...
They will.
Hey, Guys What's up!
Is it alright if we join you?
Actually...
We were just about to dance.
Good idea Let's all gonna dance.
You know what? We are gonna get punch.
Let's go Andy!
Heheeehey
Hang on a second!
Guys can you please get us some punch?
Thank you.
Stevie.
Why are you acting so weird?
Weird?
I'm not acting weird I'm just...
Having the day of my life with Andy Bartlet What's weird about that?
Everything!
Why didn't even come to the dance with Andy Bartlet?
The truth?
Because you went with Phil and I...
Really didn't want you to.
Why don't you just tell me that?
Now I feel terrible.
Don't you feel terrible.
If so, we're both gonna feel terrible!
Look...
Stevie...
I know that you always should act like everything is cool but...
If something is bothering you you've just got to come out and say it!
Especially to a friend!
You're right!
And next time I will.
If it makes you feel any better.
After tonight, I'm not going out with Phil.
If it makes you feel any better.
After tonight, Andy Bartlet is single!
Uhh, no I'm good, I'm good.
Thanks to all the singing telegrams.
Brewster High's Marching band...
And history teacher...
Now has uniforms!
Now the organizer of the fund raiser.
Kacey Simon,
And Gravity 5!
We delivered a lot,
Of singing telegrams.
But...
I have one left.
This one is for everybody out there.
Who has a friend that...
Gets them no matter what.
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♪ Hear that sound ♪
♪ I know you can't sit down ♪
♪ It's getting loud don't act ♪
♪ Like you don't feel the rhythm ♪
♪ Side to side go 'head and live your life ♪
♪ This is your time to shine ♪
♪ Don't let nobody steal it ♪
♪ Speaker box about to blow ♪
♪ Everybody on the floor ♪
♪ Ready set now here we go ♪
♪ woah, woah, oh oh ♪
♪ Let it go I double dare ya ♪
♪ Like you're dancing in the mirror ♪
♪ You can go off track ♪
♪ Show 'em whatcha waiting ♪
♪ We gonna rock ♪
♪ We gonna roll ♪
♪ Jumpin around till we getting no more ♪
♪ Losing our minds ♪
♪ Outta control ♪
♪ Taking this all the way to overload ♪
♪ Singing ♪
oh oh oh oh
♪ Screaming ♪
oh oh oh oh
♪ Saying ♪
oh oh oh oh woah
♪ Come on and rock with me ♪
oh oh oh oh
♪ Screaming ♪
oh oh oh oh
♪ Saying ♪
oh oh oh oh woah
♪ Come on and rock with me ♪
♪ Grab a friend and move to the beat ♪
oh oh oh oh
♪ Come on, come on and party with me ♪
♪ You and me that's all we need ♪
♪ Now ya, now you're rockin with me ♪
♪ We gonna rock ♪
♪ We gonna roll ♪
♪ Jumping around till we getting no more ♪
♪ Losing our minds ♪
♪ outta control ♪
♪ Taking this all the way to overload ♪
♪ Singing ♪
oh oh oh oh
♪ Screaming ♪
oh oh oh oh
♪ Singing ♪
oh oh oh oh woah
♪ Come on and rock with me ♪
oh oh oh oh
♪ Screaming ♪
oh oh oh oh
♪ Saying ♪
oh oh oh oh
♪ Come on and rock with me ♪
♪ Rock with me ♪
♪ Come on and rock with me ♪
I'm never getting my fifty bucks back Am I?
My little pound cake!
No, you are not!
My little string bean!
Let's all just keeping living in my van then!
Help me!
You know, Nelson...
If you'd ask me to go to the dance
I would've said Yes.
You would?
Will you go to the dance with me?
We're already at the dance!
Will stay at the dance with me?
Ok!
Sweet!
Look Molly...
There's a lot of single ladies checking me out right now.
So try not to get to attached.
Well, if you wanna go dance with one of then.
Please don't leave me!
by: Diego Rodriguez
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