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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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Garrett, I came as soon as I heard.
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You're under arrest, punk.
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He's under arrest?
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No, officer, this whole thing is my fault.
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I'm totally responsible.
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All right then, you're under arrest, punk.
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Well, techinically, he's
the punk who stole the bike.
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What-the-what?
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Logan, why are all these
books in our locker?
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And try to tell me they're yours,
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'cause they look like
they've actually been used.
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Here's the thing. Chemistry books
are the heaviest books of all.
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I'm told. Our locker is in the same
hall as the chemsitry classroom.
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I'm told.
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Will you be getting to your point soon,
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or will I have time to download a movie?
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I am providing a public service
by letting the study-ohs...
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study-ohs? You know, those kids who...
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I get it.
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Anyway, I'm letting them store
their books in our locker.
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That doesn't sound like you. For a fee.
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That sounds like you.
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Logan, it's my locker too.
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I want all of this stuff
out of here by lunch today.
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Or what?
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Or I post that picture of you
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in your big boy diaper...
From when you were seven
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mom said she destroyed that.
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That's the one from when you were eight.
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Look at this crowd. It's ridiculous.
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Rumble juice isn't even that good.
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They all want the latest dumb food craze.
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First the cronut, then fling cheese.
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That was everywhere.
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Still is, honey.
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My point is, give people a cutesy
name and they'll buy anything.
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Hey, how 'bout a Snot Dog?
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That's not so cute.
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Besides, I think it takes more than
a cute name to start a food craze.
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Really? Would you eat a hollowed out
cucumber stuffed with meat, rice, and beans?
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Ew. No way.
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What about the cucumburrito?
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Oh, sounds de-lish. Okay,
maybe you have a point.
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Allow me to demonstate.
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Do you like the muff-in?
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Well, how about the muff-out? And, post.
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Mark my words, within a week,
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all these sheep will be
talking about the muffout.
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Hey, have you guys heard of
the muffout? It's trending.
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How'd that happen?
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What?
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Hey look!
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Rumble juice is raffling off
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one of those cool wildrider bikes.
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I already have a
wildrider Mountain crusher.
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You own something with the words
"wild," "Mountain," and "crusher" in it?
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Hey, I can be rugged. I once
went a whole day without socks.
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Well, hey, we should go
bike-riding some time.
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Impossible. I never ride my bike.
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What? Then why did you get it?
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Because it's got 28
gears, hydraulic brakes,
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and the strength and agility to shred the
steepest, rockiest terrain on the planet.
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I keep it on a small bed in my garage.
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Garrett, I'm a little worried about you.
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And when I say a little, I mean a lot-tle.
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I'm your friend, and I want to see you
on that bike, the wind in your face...
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gravel in my eye. The sun in your hair.
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Excessive radiation.
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Legs churning... butt chaffing.
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Garrett!
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Tomorrow, you, me, bikes, the open road.
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Oh, and you might want to
get some padded bike shorts.
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Yeah, already wearing them.
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Rumble juice's seats are
notoriously unforgiving.
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Wow, when did you become a study-oh?
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I'm not. I'm a
making-money-oh.
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I've got 50 paying customers, and thanks
to Lindy, no locker to store these in.
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Do you want me to be encouraging,
or do you want me to remind you
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that none of your businesses ever work out?
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I'm good either way.
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Well, I'd say the ship has
sailed on encouragement.
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And you're wrong. This
business will work out.
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I know exactly what I'm doing,
and I don't need your help.
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Okay, I need your help.
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You have your own locker, right?
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I do. Wanna share?
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I don't.
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But the marching band
gets their own lockers,
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and they're twice as big as ours.
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Wait. Shh.
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An idea just popped into my
head. Let me listen to it.
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Oh, that's good. I'll
join the marching band.
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What instrument will you play? The
I-didn't-think-this-througha-phone?
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All I have to do is find an instrument
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that requires no musical ability.
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The piccolo?
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The clarinet?
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No, it's gotta be something really easy.
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Hey, would you knock it off?
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I'm trying to figure out
what instrument to play.
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Hey rock star Dave.
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I think you got the wrong guy.
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My bad. I heard all the girls talking about
a guy named Dave who plays the triangle
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and who is totally irresistible.
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There's another Dave
who plays the triangle?
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It's you, dude.
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Unfortunately, they also said
band guys are totally un-dateable.
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But who needs girls, right?
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I do.
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Then it sounds like you've
reached a spork in the road.
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Are you willing to spend
your high school years
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without that magical,
mystical, wonderful feeling?
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Dude, the triangle's fun,
but it ain't all that.
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I meant a girlfriend!
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To get one, you're definitely
going to have to quit the band.
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No two ways about it.
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Then I am quitting the band
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totally your call.
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What's with all the envelopes in my locker?
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It's like Valentine's
day... At your locker.
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Wait a minute... There's money in here.
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"I heard you could hook me up
with muffouts, here's money,
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I'll take a dozen, keep the change."
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People want the muffout
and it doesn't even exist.
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Trendy food craze, school
full of sheep, cute name,
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I'm surprised I don't have
any orders for the Snot Dog.
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There's actually one order for a Snot Dog.
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You know deals, there may be a way
we could take advantage of all this.
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If you're suggesting I keep the cash,
switch schools and change my name,
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the thought did cross my mind.
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From now on, call me kikki Jane tingley.
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No, we can actually
bake them and sell them.
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If we play our cards right, we
could be muffout millionaire moguls.
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Great. I'll come up with the logo,
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and the boxes, and a marketing plan.
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And I'll make the
muffout. Just one question.
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What the heck is a muffout?
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I meant to audition, but I chickened out.
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You band guys intimidated
me with your coolness.
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Yeah, we get that a lot.
And frankly, it's true.
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I guess you could say we march
to the beat of our own drummer.
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Petie.
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Oh gosh, if there was any way I could join.
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But band is so cool, I
bet nobody ever quits.
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What a weird coincidence.
One of our guys just quit.
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What? No way. I had no idea.
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Oh darn, the only instrument
I can play is the triangle.
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The guy who quit played the triangle!
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What? No way! I had no idea
for the second time in a row.
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What a ride. That was great.
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I mean, it was thrilling
just seeing the wheels turn.
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So how do you have to thank for that?
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My mom for getting me the bike.
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Sure, but who do you owe the experience to?
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Giuseppe marcovicchi,
the designer of the bike.
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I mean on a more local level?
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Say a friend who encouraged you?
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Oh thank you. Oh, stop it.
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You don't need to thank
me! I did this for you.
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The important thing is you got out there.
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You grabbed life by the
handlebars, pedaled hard,
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and took it for a spin.
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I'm so glad I pushed you,
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or your bike would be home
right now, in your garage,
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safely tucked in its little bed.
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Instead it's out there waiting
for your next adventure.
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My bike!
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Somebody stole my bike!
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And it's totally because of you.
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Sure, that you give me credit for.
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My bike, my bike my bike, my bike.
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Is your friend always this freaked out?
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No...
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Yes.
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It's going to be okay.
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Let the police do their
job and find the bike.
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Go ahead officer, tell
him it's going to be okay.
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Stolen bikes are never recovered.
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You mean stolen bikes are
recovered once in a while?
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I mean, never say never, right?
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Your friend, he's never
going to see his bike again.
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Hey, where's the good cop, bad cap?
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Oh, sorry. We'll find your bike, buddy.
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The bike's toast, gone, goodbye.
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Listen to the bad cop.
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But you have to do something.
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Call every cop in the city
and get them on the case.
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I mean helicopters, police
dogs, all points bulletin.
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Come on, don't just
sit there, do something!
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Dispatch, we've got a 241.
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Is that police code for stolen bicycle?
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No, that's a made up number I use
to get away from annoying teenagers.
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Sorry, kid. But come on, the
wildrider Mountain crusher?
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You should really keep that
locked up in your garage.
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So one chemistry book, one art project,
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and one plushy stuffed penguin.
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Hey, I don't judge. But if I did...
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Okay people, band practice is starting,
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it's time for the magic.
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Magic? I thought this was band practice?
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Oh well,
abra-ka-bye-bye!
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Logan, Logan, all band members
must attend all practices.
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Fine, this isn't going
to take much time is it?
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Three hours.
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A week? A day.
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You seriously expect me to practice
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three hours every day after school?
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Of course not.
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Oh good.
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Three hours a day before school.
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Some of us have lives, dude.
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This is epic! The muffout is a hit.
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I'm not surprised. My recipe is genius.
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Business on the inside,
part on the outside.
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It's the mullet of food.
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No such thing as a
muffout, huh? I'll take one.
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Sorryk, we just sold out.
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People love these.
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What should we do with
all the money we made?
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We invest it back in the company.
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We have to bake more right away.
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Stick with me, and they'll be muffout
stores on every corner in Chicago.
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Forget Chicago, the country!
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Forget the country, the world!
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In France, they'll be "muff-oo."
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In Italy, it'll be called "muffoo-saroni."
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In Japan, we'll make it huge,
and we'll call it "muff-zilla."
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Nothing is going to stop us!
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Except the a.V. Club.
They need their table back.
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Let's go for a bike ride, she said.
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Grab life by the handlebars, she said.
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Thanks to you, I don't have
any handlebars, he said.
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I'm so sorry... she said?
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I feel horrible. I was up
all night making fliers.
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Really? These took you all night?
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Each one is handmade with love,
concern, and three coats of guilt.
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Aww. The little cartoon bike is sad.
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And the wheels are heart-shaped.
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These must have taken you a long time.
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Garrett, I know you're mad,
but you could at least recycle.
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Don't you dare say "cycle."
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Logan?
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Oh, right.
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Nailed it!
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Can I talk to you for a minute?
247
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I feel like you're kind of phoning it in.
248
00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:43,221
Is that an option? 'Cause
I would totally do that.
249
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:46,191
Call you tomorrow.
250
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,693
Seriously Logan, I'm going
to have to replace you.
251
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:51,129
What? No, you can't. I need the money.
252
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,430
What money?
253
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,632
Uh, the money I'll make
254
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,202
when I'm a professional triangle-ist.
255
00:13:57,204 --> 00:14:01,472
I just don't believe that you're
really committed to the band.
256
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:06,377
And what would it take to
convince you that I was committed?
257
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:09,581
Did you just put money in my oboe?
258
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,649
Ross, please, I've got to stay in the band.
259
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,620
I wish I was covered in blueberries
260
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:18,523
while Jasmine was pushing me on that cart.
261
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,159
Wait, you're in to my friend Jasmine?
262
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,194
What part of being pushed around by her
263
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,331
while I was covered in
blueberries didn't you understand?
264
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,333
I would do anything to get a date with her.
265
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,572
So, I can really store the muffouts
266
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,274
in your band locker overnight?
267
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,809
Hey, when something's important to you,
268
00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:39,577
it's important to me.
269
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,145
I can't believe you're being this generous
270
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:42,714
without something in it for you.
271
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,282
Well this is a little hard for me to say,
272
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,718
but, uh, there is something in it for me.
273
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,787
I mean, if you're open
to the idea of dating.
274
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:53,224
Go on. I think I know where this is going.
275
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,160
Good. That makes this a lot easier.
276
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,402
I need you to go out with Ross.
277
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:00,198
Excuse me?
278
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,300
Ross the oboe player?
279
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:03,902
Who stares at me just long
enough for it to be creepy?
280
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,837
No, no, no. Ross, the oboe player
281
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:07,705
you're going out with tomorrow night.
282
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,841
We may be talking about the same guy.
283
00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:14,512
How could you possibly suggest
something so selfish and offensive?
284
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:18,316
Uh, because I need something?
285
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:21,319
So you scam your way into a giant
locker that I told you about.
286
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,721
Yep. And when I need to use it,
287
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,123
you make me go on a date with Ross?
288
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,291
Uh-huh.
289
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,226
The same Ross who took up oboe
290
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,827
'cause it's the only thing
he's ever going to kiss?
291
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,729
We are talking about the same guy.
292
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:41,639
So, 7:00 sound good?
293
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:48,546
Hi, Lindy. Good. You're
here. Check this out.
294
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:51,182
I've been tracking down
every bike theft in the city.
295
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,684
There is a pattern.
296
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,786
They use a criminal underground chop shop
297
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,255
to break bikes down into parts.
298
00:15:57,257 --> 00:16:02,460
Unless I'm mistaken, your bike is on a
banana boat halfway to caracas, Venezuela.
299
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,330
I just found it outside rumble juice.
300
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,532
Okay, I was mistaken.
301
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:10,134
It was just sitting at the
bike rack, so I took it back.
302
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,336
Oh my gosh!
303
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,904
And it looks as good as new.
304
00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:14,172
Score one for the good guys.
305
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:20,611
Uh, did you noticed what's
engraved on the seat?
306
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,814
Yeah. My name.
307
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:26,718
Did you recently change your name
to "congratulations contest winner?"
308
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,886
What?
309
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,823
Garrett, this is the bike
they raffed at rumble juice.
310
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,505
The one that was hanging from the ceiling.
311
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,248
Lindy, is there any chance I won
that raffle and don't remember?
312
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,367
No.
313
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,202
Oh no.
314
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,204
But that would mean that
I'm not one of the good guys.
315
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:49,307
I'm just a dirty, filthy bike thief!
316
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,242
Well there's good news.
317
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,164
According to the police,
they'll never catch you.
318
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,850
Garrett, I am so sorry.
319
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,184
Well you should be.
320
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,419
You not only made me a victim,
321
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,920
you've made me a criminal.
322
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:03,988
I'm afraid to walk the street at night
323
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,590
because of people like me.
324
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,191
You're overreacting.
325
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,726
There's gotta be a simple solution.
326
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:09,961
What is it?
327
00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:11,896
I just said there was one.
328
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,364
I was going to let you take it from there.
329
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,633
Oh, who are we kidding? I'm doomed.
330
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:18,236
I can't go to jail! You've
heard the horror stories.
331
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,505
The lack of private bathrooms
alone would do me in.
332
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,507
Garrett, you're overreacting again.
333
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,243
You're not going to go to jail.
334
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:28,913
You're going to rumble juice and returning
that bike before somebody knows it's gone.
335
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:29,781
You're right.
336
00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:32,637
And there's not a second to lose.
337
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:39,991
Every second counts.
338
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,261
No time to spare.
339
00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:46,431
The clock is ticking.
340
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,498
Garrett!
341
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,766
This thing is filthy.
342
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:49,968
I'm a criminal, not an animal.
343
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,308
11 right,
344
00:17:58,844 --> 00:17:59,877
16 left,
345
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:02,947
15 right.
346
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:10,254
Hey, do you know why my
locker combo won't work?
347
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,724
Yeah, it's a little awkward, but
we're going in a different direction.
348
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:16,260
Oh, so now I spin the
dial left, right, left?
349
00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:20,998
No, we found another triangle player.
350
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,268
What? Who could possibly
ding as good as me?
351
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,405
One second, Jasmine.
I'm trying to figure out
352
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,774
who jacked my spot in the...
353
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,409
How could you play me?!
354
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,444
I didn't play you. I just told Ross
355
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,580
how you played him and
then tried to play me,
356
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,048
and then we played you.
357
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,450
And now she's playing the triangle.
358
00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:45,990
Hey, the locker's full of muffouts.
359
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:48,793
If we were in France, your
locker would be full of muffoo.
360
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:51,963
I don't care about muffoo.
361
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,966
I care about m'stuff. Where is it?
362
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,001
I guess the janitor thought it was trash.
363
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:58,569
Why would he think that?
364
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,037
Because I told him it was trash.
365
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,600
It's in the dumpster behind the school.
366
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:07,478
Ross, I've got to go sell muffouts.
Is it okay if I skip practice today?
367
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,013
Would you mind if I watch you go?
368
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,715
Not more than three seconds.
369
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,518
As long as we know what the rules are.
370
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:18,556
One Mississippi, two
Mississippi, three Mississippi... Yes.
371
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:24,328
Check it out. They're already
lined up for the muffout.
372
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:28,466
Who's ready for some mouth
watering, blueberry goo-ness?
373
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:31,402
No thanks. If I wanted a muffout,
374
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:35,706
I'd take a time machine to
yesterday when they were still cool.
375
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,543
Then what's everybody in line for?
376
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,044
The quesadonut.
377
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,879
The
quesa-Doe-what?
378
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:44,615
It's a donut filled with
melted cheese and chiles.
379
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:50,354
The quesadonut? That sounds
even dumber that the muffout.
380
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,762
Gotta say, this thing is legit.
381
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,667
I had just won it.
382
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:05,136
I didn't even have a chance to ride it.
383
00:20:05,138 --> 00:20:10,107
And then that... That
dirty, filthy bike thief.
384
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:13,611
It's him! And he's got my bike!
385
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:16,113
Look everybody, it's Oprah winfrey!
386
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,081
Get him!
387
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,087
Hold it right there!
388
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:25,089
You can't just dump stuff in a dumpster.
389
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:28,059
Well, maybe they should come up
with another name for it then.
390
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,961
We're just getting rid
of some leftover muffouts.
391
00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:31,963
Don't throw them away.
392
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:35,766
I mean, they're no quesadonuts,
those things are legit.
393
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:38,936
But the guys down at the precinct will
love 'em. Especially for stakeouts.
394
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,839
Hmm. Steak-outs. Meat on the
outside, bread on the inside... stop.
395
00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:47,396
On second thought, maybe these
things do belong in the dumpster.
396
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:50,181
Hey!
397
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:57,021
Logan? I'm just getting
the stuff from my locker.
398
00:20:57,023 --> 00:21:00,157
And a weird red rash.
399
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,226
Attention all units,
I'm in pursuit of an alleged bicycle thief.
400
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:05,096
Wow, we never catch those guys.
401
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:09,634
Suspect is a teenage male who, despite evading
an officer, is still obeying traffic rules
402
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:12,036
and stopping occasionally
to sanitize the handlebars.
403
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:14,205
Garrett!
404
00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:16,207
Suspect was last spooted
heading west on Davis street.
405
00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:18,542
Davis street? That's
where we are right now.
406
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:19,977
Unit 5, he's headed straight for you.
407
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,779
Whoa! Ahh!
408
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:33,491
Nothing I like better than getting the
dirty, filthy garbage off the streets.
409
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,774
Normally I'd agree with you,
but not when I'm the garbage.
410
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:39,930
Garrett, I came as soon as I heard.
411
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,065
You're under arrest, punk.
412
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,000
He's under arrest?
413
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:44,235
No, officer, this whole thing is my fault.
414
00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:46,003
I'm totally responsible.
415
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,685
All right, then you're under arrest, punk.
416
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,077
Well, techinically, he's
the one who stole the bike.
417
00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:55,980
Garrett, I never should have
told you to stop fearing life.
418
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,816
Fear everything. Forever.
419
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,952
It's who you are.
420
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:04,088
No. You were right.
421
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,157
That was the most thrilling ride ever.
422
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,092
The rush of a high speed chase.
423
00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:11,729
A fugitive from the law. Blueburry
stains I don't even care about.
424
00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,964
I've never felt so alive.
425
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:16,600
Now I've been cuffed and I'll get
to ride in the back of a squad car.
426
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:19,236
They'll turn on sirens and hit the lights.
427
00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:21,572
I'll even get a mugshot!
428
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:24,909
He does know he has the right
to remain silent, doesn't he?
429
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:27,712
Ooh, ooh, maybe I'll get
a cool prison nickname.
430
00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:28,913
I hope I like my cellmate.
431
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,517
Who's this kid?
432
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,853
I'm the kid whose bike you stole.
433
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,722
I'm really sorry.
434
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:39,156
Not as sorry as you're going to be.
435
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:50,000
Hey. Oh, hey.
436
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:55,139
How's the rash? It's fine. I
found a cream in the dumpster too.
437
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:57,875
Listen, since you got kicked
out of band, I felt bad.
438
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:01,245
So, I cleared some space in our
locker if you want to move back in.
439
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:02,913
Nah, I'm good.
440
00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:06,917
That's Garrett's locker.
441
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,760
At least until Garrett
gets out of the slammer.
442
00:23:12,991 --> 00:23:14,558
I heard a fourth Mississippi!