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Ladies and gentlemen,
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welcome to the
American Morbidity Museum's
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Night of Discovery.
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It is your insatiable curiosity,
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your unquenchable
quest for knowledge,
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and of course your
generous donations
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that have made
this evening possible.
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All of you.
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But I want to acknowledge
one person in particular
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without whom none of us
would be here tonight.
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Mr. James Martone.
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Mr. Martone...
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Did you think for a split second
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she was gonna call your name?
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Why not?
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I certainly deserve it.
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Without me, there wouldn't be
a gala exhibition.
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But you and I--
we toil in the dark,
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unrecognized, unappreciated.
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But well paid.
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...by
presenting an exhibit of
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exquisite human anomalies.
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We call it
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"Modern Mutations."
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Phocomelia.
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In layman's terms,
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the illustrated seal boy.
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That's a real nice fantasy,
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but where are you gonna
get the tanks?
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I already got one lined up from
a bankrupt aquarium in Wichita.
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I put a deposit
on a barn outside of town,
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so we'll store the bodies and
the tanks until the time comes.
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But I told you, I'm not gonna be
involved with murder.
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Oh, no, no.
Accidents happen all the time.
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Ugh.
People run away from the circus, right?
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No questions asked.
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The key is preserving
the specimens,
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keeping up appearances.
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So these freaks are gonna be
beautiful corpses?
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How?
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Poison? Suffocation?
Drowning?
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Yeah. All great ideas.
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That's why I got to keep Elsa
on the hook.
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I have to have access
and the time to finesse it.
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And I need you
on the inside to help me.
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What's the matter,
you going soft?
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No.
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Ah. You need to put a little
lead in your loafers, cupcake.
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The only thing people in Jupiter
hate more than freaks are poofs.
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Get rid of the
magazines, Stanley.
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Done.
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Does that mean you're in?
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I'm in.
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But since I have
to live with them,
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I want an additional
five percent.
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That's my girl.
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Always eyes on the prize.
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Fraulein Elsa's Cabinet
of Curiosities
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is about to have
a terrible run of bad luck.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Dora!
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It's quarter past 7:00!
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I don't hear the percolator on.
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Dandy!
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Mother!
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Dandy!
Mother!
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Mother!
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Someone's broken into our home
and murdered Dora.
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Oh, God, Dandy,
what have you done?! Oh, God!
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I'm sorry!
She's a mother!
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She was saying
awful things to me!
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Just like everything else in
your life, I'm the one who has
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to clean it up.
I'll help!
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We can dig a hole in the
backyard by the potagerie.
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Go to your room and stay there!
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And I don't want to see your
face for the rest of the day!
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Miss Mars?
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You are late, Mr. Spencer.
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Oh, ah.
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My sincere apologies.
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I was lost in the maze of tents.
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What an extraordinary
place, a marvel.
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And...
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the most marvelous is you here
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in the flesh.
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It's a full house
tonight, you know.
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Schnapps?
Hmm.
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And please, get to the point.
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The show can't go on
without its star.
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Hmm. Well,
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as you know, I'm here
from the land of dreams--
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Hollywood, California.
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And who do you work for?
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Is it MGM?
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Mm-mm.
No.
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RKO?
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I work for the biggest
network in television,
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WBN-- the Worldwide
Broadcasting Network.
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As I'm sure you're aware,
being a woman of the world,
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TV is the new thing.
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I would rather be boiled in oil
than... be on television.
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Huh.
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You know, over 40% of
this country's population
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owns a television
set, Miss Mars.
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TV is the future.
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Squeezing the beauty and glamour
of the silver screen
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into that little
black and white box--
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this is the future,
Mr. Spencer?
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I find it very depressing.
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Hmm.
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But, Miss Mars, imagine yourself
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in everyone's living room
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at the exact same moment.
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Everyone in America listening
to you sing and entertain them.
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Your name on the tip
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of everyone's tongue.
My name
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alongside some of type of,
uh, instant coffee or shampoo?
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No.
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I know for a fact
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motion pictures will never
be replaced by your TV, no.
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Motion pictures
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are the expression of our souls,
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our inner dreams and fantasies.
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So let me get this straight.
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You'd rather perform in front of
a tent full of rednecks
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and forego indoor plumbing
than star in The Elsa Mars Hour.
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I would never participate
in what I consider to be
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the death... of art
and civilization.
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Well, not everyone
wants the same thing.
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I look forward
to seeing your act.
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I'm sure it's gonna slay me.
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That's right, folks.
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For as long as I can remember,
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uh, I've been known
as Lobster Boy.
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Known as Lobster Boy.
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For as long as I can remember,
I've been known as Lobster Boy--
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Son of Neptune, God of the Sea.
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But my pincers
don't hold me back.
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Watch me juggle.
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Whoa. Whoa.
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You still
rehearse? Oh.
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Yeah.
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After all these years,
I still get stage fright.
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We haven't had a full house
in as long as I can remember.
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Well, that's because of you.
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You're a local hero.
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Right now, I want to throw up.
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I can take your mind off it.
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Let me read your palm.
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I'll tell you your future.
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No, thanks.
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Do you want to know
what I think?
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You're scared of what I might
say, so you're chickening out.
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Come on, give me your hand, stupid.
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Aw.
You got nothing to lose.
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There's a shadow here.
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A shadow of a man.
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He's coming soon.
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He'll tell you things,
make you promises.
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He's a liar.
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Stay away from him.
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Wow.
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You see all that in my hand?
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You need to leave
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as soon as
possible; go north.
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Maybe New York.
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Big Apple, huh?
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Go now.
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What's stopping you?
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You're smart,
you're good-looking.
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You could do anything you want.
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Anything except that, I guess.
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Your future's bright.
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I'm just not in it.
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Save it for
the paying customers.
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I was an idiot to think I had
a chance with a girl like you.
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Anybody seen Dell?
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Full house,
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and the damn barker's
nowhere to be found.
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I'll look for him.
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No, I need you to get the
Pinheads ready for the opener.
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Jimmy, you go.
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No good son of a bitch probably
passed out drunk in his caravan.
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Thank you, my good man.
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Ah.
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Dell, open up!
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Come on, Dell! We don't
have time for your shit!
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Let's go!
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Open up!
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He ain't here, Jimmy.
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Well, where is he?
When's he coming back?
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Who the hell knows?
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Shit.
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Come on, get your stuff.
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I ain't in the mood, Jimmy.
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On account of that asshole?
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Look, I know you all think
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he ain't nothing
but a bully and a thug,
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but you don't know him
like I do.
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Yeah, he's a regular Boy Scout.
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I ain't trying to make
no apologies for him.
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It's just, we had a good life
for a while.
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I'd always been a freak,
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but he made me proud
of who I was.
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'Cause when
he'd trot me out there,
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we were a team.
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I'd drop my cloak,
and the crowd would gasp.
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Oh, and I never felt
more alive in my life.
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Now all I feel is nothing.
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Empty.
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Maybe he don't want to be
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on my team anymore.
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What are you still doing here?
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The whole town's
come out to see you.
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Go on, now.
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I didn't do anything.
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You want to know who was brave?
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Meep.
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Sometimes life is just
a bleak pool of despair,
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and there ain't nothing
you can do about it.
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What do you know about it?
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You ever kill somebody?
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I let my pride
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and my anger get the best of me.
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And now Meep's dead
because of me.
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And there ain't nothing I can do
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to ever wipe that off my slate.
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I wish I could take it back.
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I didn't mean it.
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I'm sorry, Meep.
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It should have been me.
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Oh... oh, hush, now.
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It should have been me.
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Hush. Shh, shh, shh.
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I wasn't
there to protect you.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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You're one of the good guys,
Jimmy. Huh?
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You're good.
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Huh?
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Uh, no...
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Make me feel something, Jimmy.
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I want to feel...
something again.
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Stop! Stop, stop, stop!
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Stop, stop, stop!
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Shit!
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Help!
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Help me!
She needs a doctor!
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Oh, my God,
she's bleeding.
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Blood! Blood! Blood!
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We need a car.
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I got to get her to a hospital!
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All of you, in your places now!
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Where's Dell?
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He's not here.
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Go and get up on that stage.
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Folks are here to see ya.
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I'll handle this.
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Salty and Pepper,
ladies and gents!
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And now...
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for the grand lady herself--
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welcome to the stage
Fraulein Elsa Mars!
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♪ It's a god-awful
small affair ♪
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♪ To the girl
with the mousy hair ♪
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♪ But her mommy
is yelling, "No!" ♪
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♪ And her daddy
has told her to go ♪
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00:15:20,198 --> 00:15:22,965
♪ But her friend
is nowhere to be seen ♪
267
00:15:24,669 --> 00:15:27,003
♪ Now she walks
through her sunken dream ♪
268
00:15:27,038 --> 00:15:31,791
♪ To the seat with the clearest view ♪
269
00:15:31,876 --> 00:15:34,043
♪ And she's hooked
to the silver screen ♪
270
00:15:35,713 --> 00:15:39,382
♪ But the film is
a saddening bore ♪
271
00:15:39,434 --> 00:15:43,619
♪ For she's lived it ten times or more ♪
272
00:15:43,688 --> 00:15:47,139
♪ She could spit
in the eyes of fools ♪
273
00:15:47,225 --> 00:15:50,276
♪ As they ask her to focus on... ♪
274
00:16:41,879 --> 00:16:43,612
Knock, knock.
275
00:16:43,681 --> 00:16:45,581
You wanted to see me?
276
00:16:47,752 --> 00:16:50,519
Yeah.
277
00:16:50,588 --> 00:16:52,988
Tell me more about this...
278
00:16:53,057 --> 00:16:54,924
television.
279
00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:05,635
What?
280
00:17:05,755 --> 00:17:07,288
All of a sudden
now you're modest?
281
00:17:07,357 --> 00:17:09,457
Well, I ain't never been
to no doctor before.
282
00:17:11,294 --> 00:17:12,727
Just get up on the table.
283
00:17:12,796 --> 00:17:14,078
You ready for me?
Uh...
284
00:17:15,715 --> 00:17:17,832
Yeah, uh, she's ready.
285
00:17:24,975 --> 00:17:26,140
Wait. Wait.
286
00:17:27,677 --> 00:17:29,043
You're leaving?
287
00:17:29,045 --> 00:17:30,478
Oh.
288
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,882
No. I can stay if you like.
289
00:17:33,884 --> 00:17:36,317
Vaginal bleeding.
Do you have
290
00:17:36,319 --> 00:17:37,952
regular menses?
291
00:17:37,954 --> 00:17:40,188
Do you bleed once a month?
292
00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:42,457
Once a month?
Oh, God, no.
293
00:17:42,459 --> 00:17:44,492
Maybe a couple times a year.
294
00:17:44,494 --> 00:17:45,527
But this isn't that.
295
00:17:45,529 --> 00:17:47,028
Tonight I was
296
00:17:47,030 --> 00:17:48,563
fooling around with Jimmy.
297
00:17:48,565 --> 00:17:50,365
Lobster Boy.
298
00:17:50,433 --> 00:17:52,901
I think he pierced a hole
right through me.
299
00:17:52,969 --> 00:17:54,969
Let's take a look, shall we?
300
00:17:55,038 --> 00:17:56,371
It's okay.
301
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,456
He's gonna take a look.
302
00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:00,508
Lie down.
303
00:18:00,577 --> 00:18:03,411
Gonna take a look at you.
304
00:18:14,991 --> 00:18:16,991
Shh.
305
00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:19,494
Just try to relax your belly.
306
00:18:19,563 --> 00:18:20,862
Where were you born?
307
00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:23,698
Philadelphia.
308
00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:27,201
The midwife smacked me
on my ass and said,
309
00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:30,438
"Congratulations, Mary,
you finally got you a boy."
310
00:18:30,507 --> 00:18:32,206
My mother
311
00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:34,108
was over the moon.
312
00:18:34,177 --> 00:18:36,110
She named me Derek,
after her father,
313
00:18:36,179 --> 00:18:38,379
who was a baseball player.
314
00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:42,150
Thought maybe I'd follow
in his footsteps.
315
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:46,187
But that all changed
when I turned 12
316
00:18:46,256 --> 00:18:48,356
and started growing these.
317
00:18:48,425 --> 00:18:50,525
Well...
318
00:18:52,596 --> 00:18:54,512
Okay, Doc.
319
00:18:54,598 --> 00:18:56,481
Don't sugarcoat it.
320
00:18:56,566 --> 00:18:58,600
Well, the midwife was wrong.
321
00:18:58,685 --> 00:19:00,468
You're not a boy;
you never were.
322
00:19:00,537 --> 00:19:03,171
You probably have an
excess of testosterone.
323
00:19:03,239 --> 00:19:05,640
Your body got confused
324
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:09,510
and produced more estrogen
to compensate,
325
00:19:09,579 --> 00:19:13,047
which may account for
your accessory breast.
326
00:19:13,116 --> 00:19:14,983
What about my ding-a-ling?
327
00:19:15,051 --> 00:19:17,619
Um, that is not a penis.
328
00:19:17,687 --> 00:19:19,787
That is an enlarged clitoris,
329
00:19:19,856 --> 00:19:22,523
which I can surgically
reduce if it bothers you.
330
00:19:22,592 --> 00:19:25,159
But either way, physically
331
00:19:25,228 --> 00:19:29,597
and genetically,
you are 100% woman.
332
00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:33,301
Now, the bleeding
that you experienced,
333
00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:35,336
that was a miscarriage,
334
00:19:35,405 --> 00:19:38,773
and I'm sorry to say that
that was about 12 weeks.
335
00:19:38,842 --> 00:19:42,210
Now, there was no
sign of injury,
336
00:19:42,278 --> 00:19:44,512
but the baby was
just not viable.
337
00:19:46,449 --> 00:19:48,116
The baby?
338
00:19:48,184 --> 00:19:49,851
If you wait a few months,
339
00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:52,120
you and your husband
can try again.
340
00:19:52,188 --> 00:19:54,589
But now I must be blunt.
341
00:19:54,658 --> 00:19:58,092
At your age, I wouldn't
wait too long.
342
00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:05,133
I could have a baby with Dell.
343
00:20:13,309 --> 00:20:16,060
Make sure
it's extra deep, gentlemen.
344
00:20:16,146 --> 00:20:17,679
I'm planting a whole slew
345
00:20:17,747 --> 00:20:19,347
of Narcissus bulbs for spring.
346
00:20:19,416 --> 00:20:21,916
They're divine when arranged
with Siberian iris.
347
00:20:21,985 --> 00:20:24,819
Miss Gloria, you only need
18 inches for Narcissus.
348
00:20:24,888 --> 00:20:26,254
We're already at 12 feet.
349
00:20:26,322 --> 00:20:28,356
They are special bulbs
from Holland.
350
00:20:28,425 --> 00:20:29,724
Please do not question me.
351
00:20:32,028 --> 00:20:34,729
The body
will decompose down there
352
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:38,299
and give life to these flowers.
353
00:20:38,368 --> 00:20:40,134
In spring,
354
00:20:40,203 --> 00:20:42,470
we will look down at the blanket
of color and say,
355
00:20:42,539 --> 00:20:45,640
"She did not die in vain."
356
00:20:48,511 --> 00:20:50,094
I'm sorry I killed Dora, Mother.
357
00:20:51,159 --> 00:20:52,213
I hate to have
358
00:20:52,282 --> 00:20:53,981
put you out like this.
359
00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:57,662
You have the sickness
like your father had before you.
360
00:20:58,354 --> 00:21:01,322
He stifled it
the only way he could.
361
00:21:02,547 --> 00:21:04,058
These mental perversions
362
00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:07,895
are an affliction
of the extremely affluent.
363
00:21:07,947 --> 00:21:10,865
Cousins marry cousins
to protect the money,
364
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:12,942
to keep the estates whole.
365
00:21:13,111 --> 00:21:15,336
Inbreeding.
366
00:21:15,405 --> 00:21:17,238
Becomes a right of passage
367
00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:20,575
to have a psychotic or two
in the line.
368
00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:24,007
Jack the Ripper was a Windsor,
for God's sake.
369
00:21:24,356 --> 00:21:27,715
I wanted to be an actor, Mother.
370
00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:30,785
None of this would've happened
if you had let me.
371
00:21:31,785 --> 00:21:34,517
I need to express myself.
372
00:21:35,425 --> 00:21:37,759
Please, Mother, I...
373
00:21:37,844 --> 00:21:40,428
I don't want to
end up like Daddy.
374
00:21:40,497 --> 00:21:44,649
Swinging lifeless
on a Japanese maple.
375
00:21:44,734 --> 00:21:46,033
I won't have that for you.
376
00:21:46,661 --> 00:21:48,094
But it's 1952.
377
00:21:48,163 --> 00:21:50,496
You can't just go around
picking up vagrants
378
00:21:50,565 --> 00:21:51,731
and killing them.
379
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,232
People are missed.
380
00:21:53,301 --> 00:21:55,635
I'll figure something out.
381
00:22:33,675 --> 00:22:35,708
No, no, no, Ma Petite.
382
00:22:35,794 --> 00:22:37,944
There's a smudge.
383
00:22:38,012 --> 00:22:39,212
I have to be perfect.
384
00:22:39,264 --> 00:22:40,546
I have to take publicity photos
385
00:22:40,615 --> 00:22:42,382
for my new TV show.
386
00:22:42,384 --> 00:22:44,016
I have to be a fantasy.
387
00:22:44,018 --> 00:22:45,585
Yes, Miss Elsa.
388
00:22:45,587 --> 00:22:50,106
♪ Fame, makes a man
take things over ♪
389
00:22:50,191 --> 00:22:54,644
♪ Fame, what you get
is no tomorrow ♪
390
00:22:54,729 --> 00:22:56,028
♪ Fame ♪
391
00:22:56,097 --> 00:22:59,232
♪ Fame, fame, fame, fame, fame ♪
392
00:22:59,317 --> 00:23:01,734
♪ Fame, fame, fame, fame, fame ♪
393
00:23:01,820 --> 00:23:05,204
♪ Fame, fame, fame, fame, fame ♪
394
00:23:05,273 --> 00:23:08,124
♪ Fame, fame, fame, fame, fame ♪
395
00:23:08,209 --> 00:23:10,743
♪ Fame, fame, fame, fame, fame ♪
396
00:23:10,829 --> 00:23:11,994
♪ Fame ♪
397
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,579
♪ What's your name? ♪
398
00:23:23,725 --> 00:23:25,625
Astonishing.
399
00:23:25,693 --> 00:23:27,894
Isn't it just?
400
00:23:27,929 --> 00:23:31,764
Now, this one seems less
pristine than the other.
401
00:23:31,850 --> 00:23:34,333
Hmm.
402
00:23:34,402 --> 00:23:35,601
That's because
403
00:23:35,670 --> 00:23:37,703
she went first.
404
00:23:37,772 --> 00:23:39,305
Uh, that won't affect
405
00:23:39,374 --> 00:23:40,640
the price, will it?
406
00:23:43,361 --> 00:23:46,696
May I ask, how did they...
407
00:23:46,781 --> 00:23:48,364
expire?
408
00:23:49,617 --> 00:23:50,917
Would you believe it?
409
00:23:50,952 --> 00:23:52,718
The droopy one caught a cold.
410
00:23:54,255 --> 00:23:55,288
Ta-da.
411
00:23:55,356 --> 00:23:56,656
Pink cupcakes!
412
00:23:56,724 --> 00:23:58,658
Oh!
413
00:23:58,726 --> 00:24:01,043
What a treat.
414
00:24:01,129 --> 00:24:02,295
Well, I thought
we needed something
415
00:24:02,380 --> 00:24:03,396
to celebrate your future.
416
00:24:03,465 --> 00:24:05,598
The Tattler Twins Hour
417
00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:08,634
is gonna be a smash hit.
418
00:24:08,703 --> 00:24:09,902
Try one.
419
00:24:11,072 --> 00:24:12,605
Did you bake them?
420
00:24:43,304 --> 00:24:45,037
Dot, cupcake.
421
00:24:47,342 --> 00:24:49,108
The whole hour would be us?
422
00:24:50,712 --> 00:24:52,278
How would we ever learn
enough songs?
423
00:24:52,347 --> 00:24:53,412
Well,
424
00:24:53,481 --> 00:24:54,680
you'd welcome other guests.
425
00:24:54,766 --> 00:24:56,649
Uh, Perry Como.
426
00:24:56,718 --> 00:24:58,951
Dinah Shore.
427
00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:02,221
Oh, I adore Dinah Shore.
428
00:25:02,290 --> 00:25:04,056
We were never allowed
429
00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:05,057
to play her records.
430
00:25:05,126 --> 00:25:08,394
Mother said she was high yellow.
431
00:25:18,339 --> 00:25:20,806
Serves you right
for being such a glutton.
432
00:25:28,383 --> 00:25:30,283
Started out as the sniffles.
433
00:25:30,351 --> 00:25:34,353
Turned into
something much worse.
434
00:25:34,422 --> 00:25:36,556
Pneumonia,
I think the doctor said.
435
00:25:36,624 --> 00:25:37,757
How tragic.
436
00:25:37,825 --> 00:25:39,692
Yeah, right?
437
00:25:39,761 --> 00:25:41,727
Bless their hearts.
438
00:25:41,796 --> 00:25:44,297
Amazing how something
so seemingly innocuous
439
00:25:44,365 --> 00:25:46,799
can cause such damage.
440
00:25:46,868 --> 00:25:48,000
Oh, God.
441
00:25:48,069 --> 00:25:49,769
Oh, I can't hear her.
442
00:25:49,837 --> 00:25:51,504
Oh, it hurts.
443
00:25:51,573 --> 00:25:55,708
Oh, it hurts.
444
00:25:55,777 --> 00:25:57,944
Please, you have to get us
to a hospital.
445
00:25:58,012 --> 00:26:01,130
Oh, my God. Oh...
446
00:26:04,085 --> 00:26:05,418
Oh, my God, it hurts.
447
00:26:05,486 --> 00:26:09,171
Please, please,
please, please.
448
00:26:09,257 --> 00:26:11,357
Huh?
449
00:26:11,426 --> 00:26:13,693
Cupcake.
450
00:26:13,761 --> 00:26:14,994
I don't want a cupcake.
451
00:26:17,031 --> 00:26:18,681
Bette, wake up!
452
00:26:18,766 --> 00:26:20,349
Wake up, please, I beg of you.
453
00:26:20,435 --> 00:26:22,101
Shh, shh, shh.
454
00:26:22,186 --> 00:26:23,869
Please help me.
455
00:26:23,938 --> 00:26:26,472
Please.
456
00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:27,840
Mm... Ow.
457
00:26:29,110 --> 00:26:30,910
Ow.
458
00:26:30,979 --> 00:26:33,946
You should've had a cupcake.
459
00:26:34,015 --> 00:26:36,072
They're to die for.
460
00:26:36,192 --> 00:26:38,651
Did you bake them?
With my own two hands.
461
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,786
No cupcakes.
462
00:26:40,838 --> 00:26:42,355
We have to watch our figure
463
00:26:42,423 --> 00:26:44,423
if we're gonna be
television personalities.
464
00:26:48,296 --> 00:26:50,229
Right.
465
00:26:50,298 --> 00:26:52,732
♪ And nothing coming in. ♪
466
00:27:02,306 --> 00:27:04,906
I was destined to be
the greatest actor of all time.
467
00:27:05,142 --> 00:27:07,676
Monty Clift? If I had been
in A Place in the Sun,
468
00:27:07,744 --> 00:27:09,277
George Stevens
would have had me do
469
00:27:09,346 --> 00:27:11,146
the walk to the electric chair
shirtless.
470
00:27:11,215 --> 00:27:14,850
I mailed away for one of those
Charles Atlas exercise routines
471
00:27:14,935 --> 00:27:16,818
they advertise in the back
of the Superman comics.
472
00:27:16,854 --> 00:27:19,254
And I practiced acting faces
in front of the mirror--
473
00:27:19,323 --> 00:27:20,818
sad, happy, moody.
474
00:27:20,938 --> 00:27:23,338
But mother wouldn't let me.
I hate her!
475
00:27:23,458 --> 00:27:25,692
But she can't keep my greatness
in the slips.
476
00:27:26,024 --> 00:27:28,885
One door closes, another opens.
477
00:27:29,194 --> 00:27:32,228
And this body is America,
478
00:27:32,297 --> 00:27:35,532
strong, violent and full of
limitless potential.
479
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,301
My arms will hold them down
when they struggle.
480
00:27:38,386 --> 00:27:40,303
My legs will run them down
when they flee.
481
00:27:40,388 --> 00:27:45,141
I will be the U.S. Steel
of murder.
482
00:27:45,210 --> 00:27:47,744
My body holds a heart
that cannot love.
483
00:27:47,813 --> 00:27:50,280
When Dora died,
she looked right into my eyes,
484
00:27:50,348 --> 00:27:53,366
and I felt nothing.
485
00:27:53,451 --> 00:27:58,121
The clown was put on earth
to show me the way.
486
00:27:58,190 --> 00:28:02,826
To introduce me to
the sweet language of murder.
487
00:28:02,828 --> 00:28:04,828
But I am no clown.
488
00:28:04,830 --> 00:28:08,164
I am perfection.
489
00:28:08,166 --> 00:28:10,200
I am greatness.
490
00:28:10,202 --> 00:28:14,170
I am the future,
and the future starts tonight.
491
00:28:31,122 --> 00:28:33,790
♪ Tell her I'll be waiting ♪
492
00:28:33,859 --> 00:28:36,943
♪ In the usual place ♪
493
00:28:37,028 --> 00:28:40,363
♪ With the tired and weary ♪
494
00:28:40,432 --> 00:28:43,666
♪ There's no escape ♪
495
00:28:43,735 --> 00:28:47,170
♪ To need a woman ♪
496
00:28:47,205 --> 00:28:50,974
♪ You've got to know ♪
497
00:28:51,042 --> 00:28:53,309
♪ How the strong get weak ♪
498
00:28:53,378 --> 00:28:55,812
♪ And the rich get poor ♪
499
00:28:55,881 --> 00:28:57,146
♪ Slave to love... ♪
500
00:28:57,215 --> 00:28:59,299
Watch it!
Pardon me.
501
00:29:01,553 --> 00:29:03,887
♪ Slave to love... ♪
502
00:29:05,390 --> 00:29:07,790
Two Brandy Alexanders.
503
00:29:07,859 --> 00:29:09,926
Let me see.
504
00:29:12,097 --> 00:29:13,730
Wow.
505
00:29:13,798 --> 00:29:17,300
Ah, it's a goddamn
waste you being here.
506
00:29:17,369 --> 00:29:19,535
Your stuff should be
in one of them hot shit
507
00:29:19,604 --> 00:29:21,938
Fort Lauderdale galleries.
Yeah?
508
00:29:22,007 --> 00:29:23,773
Yeah.
Hey, you know,
509
00:29:23,842 --> 00:29:25,708
some guy was in
here the other day
510
00:29:25,777 --> 00:29:28,745
from Los Angeles, and he said
they have this big pier
511
00:29:28,813 --> 00:29:31,147
right out over the ocean
and there are guys there
512
00:29:31,216 --> 00:29:33,883
doing caricatures for the
tourists for two bucks a pop.
513
00:29:33,952 --> 00:29:36,920
I'm telling you, the west is
where it's all happening now.
514
00:29:36,988 --> 00:29:40,189
You think I'm good
enough to do that?
515
00:29:40,258 --> 00:29:43,159
Did he tell you
he was gonna take you there?
516
00:29:43,228 --> 00:29:45,428
'Cause he's lying, you know.
517
00:29:45,497 --> 00:29:47,897
Just a hound dog salesman
518
00:29:47,966 --> 00:29:50,300
trying to get his rocks off
when he's away on business.
519
00:29:50,368 --> 00:29:52,468
Whoa. Why-why are you
getting all possessive?
520
00:29:52,537 --> 00:29:54,103
I got to work, right?
521
00:29:54,172 --> 00:29:56,439
'Cause you and me
aren't just about work.
522
00:29:56,508 --> 00:29:58,007
I keep telling you,
523
00:29:58,076 --> 00:29:59,709
if you're getting
out of this place,
524
00:29:59,778 --> 00:30:01,077
it's with me.
525
00:30:01,146 --> 00:30:03,379
I'm not getting out.
526
00:30:03,448 --> 00:30:05,281
I like it here.
527
00:30:05,350 --> 00:30:07,483
I make good bread;
Murray pays off
528
00:30:07,552 --> 00:30:09,552
the cops so no one bothers us.
529
00:30:09,621 --> 00:30:11,354
The worst thing that
happens to me is...
530
00:30:11,423 --> 00:30:14,090
a little blood in my shorts
if someone gets a little rough,
531
00:30:14,159 --> 00:30:15,925
or I get a load in my hair.
532
00:30:15,994 --> 00:30:18,661
I told you not to talk
about things like that with me!
533
00:30:18,730 --> 00:30:20,396
There are no other guys but me!
534
00:30:20,465 --> 00:30:21,831
Hey!
535
00:30:23,101 --> 00:30:24,033
We're fine.
536
00:30:24,102 --> 00:30:25,234
It's all right.
537
00:30:26,972 --> 00:30:28,638
Look, I'm...
538
00:30:28,707 --> 00:30:31,140
I'm here almost every day.
539
00:30:31,209 --> 00:30:33,876
I skip out on work
sometimes to be with you.
540
00:30:33,945 --> 00:30:36,179
We drink and we talk.
541
00:30:36,247 --> 00:30:37,747
About real life.
542
00:30:37,816 --> 00:30:40,249
You can't tell me
that's all on the clock.
543
00:30:40,318 --> 00:30:42,919
Yeah. We talk.
544
00:30:42,988 --> 00:30:44,620
You tell me stuff, too.
545
00:30:44,689 --> 00:30:46,222
About your wife.
546
00:30:46,291 --> 00:30:48,758
About how you're gonna leave.
Big talk.
547
00:30:48,827 --> 00:30:51,327
Usually lasts until
you finish, and then...
548
00:30:51,396 --> 00:30:53,129
you're out the door
before I can wipe my dick off.
549
00:30:53,198 --> 00:30:54,263
This is hard for me!
550
00:30:56,267 --> 00:30:59,602
I got... I got a lot
of complications.
551
00:31:02,007 --> 00:31:04,574
I've been doing this
my whole life.
552
00:31:04,642 --> 00:31:07,110
But with you,
553
00:31:07,178 --> 00:31:09,779
I'm really gone, Andy.
554
00:31:09,848 --> 00:31:12,215
I...
555
00:31:12,283 --> 00:31:13,750
love you.
556
00:31:13,818 --> 00:31:16,886
Love me?
557
00:31:16,955 --> 00:31:19,155
You've been in town a month.
558
00:31:20,892 --> 00:31:23,059
You know what I don't
get about you, Dell?
559
00:31:23,128 --> 00:31:25,495
What do you have to lose?
560
00:31:25,563 --> 00:31:27,497
I mean, most of
the johns in here
561
00:31:27,565 --> 00:31:30,533
are businessmen,
lawyers, fathers.
562
00:31:30,602 --> 00:31:34,437
No one is inviting you
to join the chamber of commerce.
563
00:31:34,506 --> 00:31:37,707
Who are you hiding out from?
564
00:31:37,776 --> 00:31:39,909
You're already a freak.
565
00:31:39,978 --> 00:31:42,545
And no one knows
I'm one of them.
566
00:31:44,249 --> 00:31:47,150
So what's your play here,
handsome?
567
00:31:47,218 --> 00:31:49,585
Eventually I will leave.
568
00:31:49,654 --> 00:31:50,987
Yeah.
But until then,
569
00:31:51,056 --> 00:31:53,823
let me get you
your own little place.
570
00:31:53,892 --> 00:31:56,726
Not that motel
you're staying in, just...
571
00:31:56,795 --> 00:31:59,395
a-a place with a record player
572
00:31:59,464 --> 00:32:00,997
and good light,
where you can draw.
573
00:32:01,066 --> 00:32:03,166
I don't want you hanging
around this place no more,
574
00:32:03,234 --> 00:32:05,134
letting these creeps paw at you.
575
00:32:05,203 --> 00:32:06,335
I think you still
love your wife, Dell.
576
00:32:06,404 --> 00:32:07,370
I got a heart, you know?
577
00:32:07,439 --> 00:32:09,872
I do feel things.
578
00:32:09,941 --> 00:32:11,808
When I'm bending
those steel bars
579
00:32:11,876 --> 00:32:14,277
or I got a stack of three
acrobats standing on my head,
580
00:32:14,345 --> 00:32:18,147
it hurts like hot lead
in my fingers and shoulders.
581
00:32:18,611 --> 00:32:20,077
Most people can't take the pain.
582
00:32:20,146 --> 00:32:21,912
But not me.
583
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,768
The pain don't define me.
584
00:32:23,888 --> 00:32:25,549
But I still feel it.
585
00:32:25,618 --> 00:32:28,419
Every time I leave this place,
every time I can't go in
586
00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:29,849
because you're with
some other guy,
587
00:32:29,856 --> 00:32:31,722
giving yourself
to him even though
588
00:32:31,791 --> 00:32:33,958
I know he doesn't
give two shits about you.
589
00:32:42,068 --> 00:32:43,234
There is nothing worse
590
00:32:43,302 --> 00:32:46,370
than the hurt of loving someone
591
00:32:46,439 --> 00:32:48,305
you can't have.
592
00:32:55,114 --> 00:32:56,847
Look, Dell...
593
00:32:58,551 --> 00:33:00,284
I work here.
594
00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:03,220
This is my office.
595
00:33:05,157 --> 00:33:07,892
When I'm here, I'm working.
596
00:33:09,896 --> 00:33:11,395
You get what I'm saying?
597
00:33:18,070 --> 00:33:20,304
Wait, stay a while.
598
00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:22,206
I'll get the next round.
599
00:33:38,157 --> 00:33:40,424
Hello.
600
00:33:40,493 --> 00:33:42,693
Well, hello, stranger.
601
00:33:44,864 --> 00:33:46,897
What would you like?
602
00:33:46,966 --> 00:33:48,766
Excuse me?
603
00:33:50,303 --> 00:33:51,869
Well, it's a dollar
to sit and talk,
604
00:33:51,938 --> 00:33:53,504
five for a dance,
605
00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:55,673
ten to go into
the alley behind the bar
606
00:33:55,741 --> 00:33:58,676
and 20 to take me home.
607
00:34:08,087 --> 00:34:10,588
He wants to make us
television stars.
608
00:34:10,656 --> 00:34:12,356
I don't understand.
609
00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:15,359
We could have
such a fantastic time,
610
00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:17,962
singing and dancing
on our own TV show.
611
00:34:20,466 --> 00:34:23,200
I am with your sister, Dot.
612
00:34:23,269 --> 00:34:25,436
The opportunity of a lifetime
613
00:34:25,504 --> 00:34:27,738
presents itself
on a silver platter,
614
00:34:27,807 --> 00:34:29,473
and you hesitate?
615
00:34:29,542 --> 00:34:31,809
I don't know if
he's told you yet,
616
00:34:31,877 --> 00:34:34,278
but he has asked me
to go as well.
617
00:34:34,347 --> 00:34:37,681
Would you be a guest on
the Tattler Sisters' Hour?
618
00:34:37,750 --> 00:34:39,683
Hardly.
619
00:34:39,752 --> 00:34:42,119
In addition to having
my own show,
620
00:34:42,188 --> 00:34:45,422
he has asked me to mentor you.
621
00:34:45,491 --> 00:34:46,857
And what could be better?
622
00:34:46,926 --> 00:34:49,426
Because I, more than anyone,
623
00:34:49,495 --> 00:34:52,029
want the very,
very best for you.
624
00:34:52,098 --> 00:34:53,163
I don't trust her.
625
00:34:53,232 --> 00:34:54,164
So...
626
00:34:55,835 --> 00:34:57,835
...go to bed early tonight.
627
00:34:57,903 --> 00:34:59,870
Get lots of rest.
628
00:34:59,939 --> 00:35:01,238
And in the morning,
629
00:35:01,307 --> 00:35:04,274
I have arranged
630
00:35:04,343 --> 00:35:08,012
for a discreet
private fitting for you
631
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,181
with the best seamstress
in town.
632
00:35:11,250 --> 00:35:13,350
Stars need always
633
00:35:13,419 --> 00:35:16,687
to be fashionable.
634
00:35:16,756 --> 00:35:19,823
She's angling for something.
635
00:35:19,892 --> 00:35:21,291
Who cares?
636
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,327
I'd love a new hat.
637
00:35:40,146 --> 00:35:43,113
Hey, baby.
638
00:35:43,182 --> 00:35:44,882
Where you been?
639
00:35:44,950 --> 00:35:47,851
Been looking all over for you,
worried sick.
640
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,520
Uh-huh.
641
00:35:51,724 --> 00:35:52,923
What's going on?
642
00:35:52,992 --> 00:35:55,325
I had to go to the doctor.
643
00:35:55,394 --> 00:35:57,444
The doctor?
644
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,746
What happened?
645
00:35:58,831 --> 00:36:00,030
Are you all right?
646
00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:03,450
I'm great. Doctor says...
647
00:36:03,536 --> 00:36:06,537
I'm 100% woman.
648
00:36:06,589 --> 00:36:08,539
Turns out
I can even have babies.
649
00:36:08,624 --> 00:36:10,541
It's not too late.
650
00:36:10,609 --> 00:36:13,444
A baby.
651
00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:17,381
That's great.
652
00:36:25,808 --> 00:36:28,225
Uh-huh.
653
00:36:28,294 --> 00:36:31,662
It was.
654
00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:34,565
Until Ethel told me the truth.
655
00:36:34,633 --> 00:36:36,266
Your daddy had
the lobster hands.
656
00:36:36,335 --> 00:36:37,668
Ethel.
657
00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:41,622
Look, that old whore's
got it out for me.
658
00:36:41,707 --> 00:36:43,874
You can't believe a word
out of that mangy broad.
659
00:36:43,943 --> 00:36:46,510
And my whole life,
I thought I was the freak.
660
00:36:48,247 --> 00:36:51,949
Dirty, vile-- all the things
my mama used to call me.
661
00:36:52,017 --> 00:36:53,417
But it was you, Dell.
662
00:36:53,469 --> 00:36:54,752
You're the one
663
00:36:54,804 --> 00:36:56,837
with freak blood running
664
00:36:56,922 --> 00:36:59,022
all through your veins!
665
00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:03,393
You chickenshit son of a bitch,
you're Jimmy's father!
666
00:37:03,462 --> 00:37:04,895
Who gives a shit about Jimmy?!
667
00:37:04,964 --> 00:37:10,267
When I think of all the time
I wasted on your sorry ass,
668
00:37:10,336 --> 00:37:12,936
'cause I thought this jacked up
sham of a marriage
669
00:37:13,005 --> 00:37:16,373
was all I had,
all that I deserved.
670
00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:18,275
Well, let me tell you something.
671
00:37:18,344 --> 00:37:20,244
I'm gonna get me my normal life.
672
00:37:20,312 --> 00:37:22,846
The pretty house,
have me some babies.
673
00:37:22,915 --> 00:37:24,314
But not with you.
674
00:37:24,383 --> 00:37:25,783
Never with you.
675
00:37:31,290 --> 00:37:34,875
Hey, answer me this.
676
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:39,096
Who's gonna go for a big-dicked,
three-titted woman like you?
677
00:37:39,165 --> 00:37:41,865
Doctor says it's just
extra-large lady parts.
678
00:37:41,934 --> 00:37:43,801
All cosmetic.
679
00:37:43,869 --> 00:37:46,103
He gonna do a surgery, and poof,
680
00:37:46,172 --> 00:37:50,607
I'll look like any other lady
just walking down the street.
681
00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:53,177
Do you think there's something
better out there for you?
682
00:37:53,245 --> 00:37:55,145
You go on and do your worst,
683
00:37:55,214 --> 00:37:56,980
'cause once they
change me down there,
684
00:37:57,049 --> 00:38:00,250
I'm gonna be too much
woman for you anyway.
685
00:38:04,323 --> 00:38:05,989
I'm moving into Ethel's caravan.
686
00:38:28,013 --> 00:38:29,813
In there?
Mm-hmm.
687
00:38:39,942 --> 00:38:43,060
Um... how did you find
this place?
688
00:38:43,128 --> 00:38:45,896
It belonged to a friend of mine.
689
00:38:45,965 --> 00:38:47,364
Charming.
690
00:39:02,815 --> 00:39:04,882
I'm not a fruit.
691
00:39:04,950 --> 00:39:07,184
Okay.
692
00:39:10,122 --> 00:39:13,357
But you didn't pay me
$100 just to talk.
693
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:18,562
I have a keen idea.
694
00:39:18,631 --> 00:39:20,931
We turn our backs to each other.
695
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:25,569
You take off your clothes,
and I'll take off mine.
696
00:39:25,638 --> 00:39:29,439
On the count of three,
we turn around.
697
00:39:29,508 --> 00:39:32,175
Whatever magic happens...
698
00:39:32,244 --> 00:39:33,944
happens.
699
00:39:37,249 --> 00:39:39,116
Okay.
700
00:39:44,390 --> 00:39:47,958
You're very handsome.
701
00:39:48,027 --> 00:39:51,178
But you already know that.
702
00:39:52,665 --> 00:39:54,298
Has anyone ever
703
00:39:54,366 --> 00:39:56,600
painted you before?
704
00:39:56,652 --> 00:39:59,136
I'd like to do you
705
00:39:59,204 --> 00:40:02,306
in oils, Cubist style,
like Picasso.
706
00:40:02,374 --> 00:40:04,942
Can you shut up now?
I want to make this just right.
707
00:40:11,116 --> 00:40:13,050
Ready?
708
00:40:13,118 --> 00:40:15,252
Yup.
709
00:40:15,321 --> 00:40:19,289
One... two... three.
710
00:40:57,496 --> 00:41:00,297
Why are you still moving?
711
00:41:00,332 --> 00:41:01,832
Help me!
712
00:41:01,884 --> 00:41:03,083
You're supposed to be dead.
713
00:41:03,168 --> 00:41:04,084
Help me!
Just die!
714
00:41:11,510 --> 00:41:14,244
Rule number one
of a good killer:
715
00:41:14,313 --> 00:41:16,534
make sure
all the evidence is gone.
716
00:41:17,449 --> 00:41:19,316
Start with the limbs.
717
00:41:35,401 --> 00:41:37,334
How can you be still alive?
718
00:41:40,139 --> 00:41:41,938
You're making me feel bad!
719
00:41:42,007 --> 00:41:43,240
Stop it!
720
00:41:43,308 --> 00:41:44,608
Please...
721
00:41:44,676 --> 00:41:46,143
kill me.
722
00:41:46,211 --> 00:41:48,145
Please kill me.
723
00:41:48,213 --> 00:41:50,647
Ple... please kill me.
724
00:42:07,846 --> 00:42:08,394
Hello?
725
00:42:08,514 --> 00:42:09,803
Hello, Mrs. Mott.
726
00:42:10,172 --> 00:42:12,906
This is Regina Ross,
Dora's daughter.
727
00:42:12,975 --> 00:42:14,475
How are you today?
728
00:42:14,527 --> 00:42:16,226
Fine, fine.
How are you?
729
00:42:16,312 --> 00:42:17,728
I'm wonderful.
730
00:42:17,813 --> 00:42:19,780
I'm really enjoying my time here
731
00:42:19,815 --> 00:42:21,899
at the Barbizon Secretary
School in New York City.
732
00:42:21,984 --> 00:42:23,951
I'm learning so much,
733
00:42:23,986 --> 00:42:25,736
and I'm hoping to be
placed in a position
734
00:42:25,821 --> 00:42:27,404
at a law firm as
soon as I graduate.
735
00:42:27,490 --> 00:42:29,790
Quite frankly, I'm completely
overwhelmed, Regina.
736
00:42:29,825 --> 00:42:31,959
I'll have to call you back
another time.
737
00:42:31,994 --> 00:42:34,411
Well, I'm-I'm sorry
to hear that, Mrs. Mott,
738
00:42:34,497 --> 00:42:36,230
but I'm concerned
about my mother.
739
00:42:36,298 --> 00:42:38,882
She missed
our weekly phone call yesterday.
740
00:42:38,968 --> 00:42:40,667
Is she all right?
741
00:42:40,753 --> 00:42:42,169
Yes, she's fine.
742
00:42:42,254 --> 00:42:44,838
Your mother works
very hard for me, dear.
743
00:42:44,924 --> 00:42:46,840
Right now, she's
at the farm stand
744
00:42:46,926 --> 00:42:49,143
buying winter squash, and
with the holidays coming up,
745
00:42:49,211 --> 00:42:52,179
I doubt she'll have much time to
call you for a month at least.
746
00:42:52,264 --> 00:42:54,681
You tell my mother to call me
the minute she gets home.
747
00:42:54,767 --> 00:42:55,899
I'll tell her.
748
00:42:55,985 --> 00:42:59,353
Regina,
may I ask you a question?
749
00:42:59,405 --> 00:43:01,855
You played with Dandy
when you were a child.
750
00:43:01,907 --> 00:43:04,274
You spent time with us
as a family.
751
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,026
Yes, yes, ma'am, I did.
752
00:43:06,111 --> 00:43:09,930
What are your remembrances
of me as a mother?
753
00:43:09,999 --> 00:43:14,401
I don't remember you
really being with us.
754
00:43:14,470 --> 00:43:16,303
With him.
755
00:43:16,372 --> 00:43:18,472
There were always the nannies,
who quit regularly,
756
00:43:18,541 --> 00:43:19,957
he bit so many of them.
757
00:43:20,042 --> 00:43:22,976
I raised my child
as I was raised.
758
00:43:23,045 --> 00:43:26,146
He called for me once
when he had a raging fever.
759
00:43:26,215 --> 00:43:27,965
I didn't go in his room.
760
00:43:28,050 --> 00:43:30,751
I was afraid I didn't know
how to comfort him.
761
00:43:30,819 --> 00:43:34,288
So I sent his governess in.
762
00:43:34,356 --> 00:43:37,424
He never called for me again.
763
00:43:37,493 --> 00:43:39,459
Mrs. Mott?
764
00:43:39,528 --> 00:43:41,695
Mrs. Mott, I-I...
765
00:43:41,730 --> 00:43:43,397
I'm feeling really
uncomfortable,
766
00:43:43,449 --> 00:43:45,399
so I'm going to go now.
767
00:43:45,467 --> 00:43:47,901
Uh, please tell
my mother to call me.
768
00:43:47,987 --> 00:43:49,820
Th-Thank you.
769
00:43:52,074 --> 00:43:53,907
Mother?
770
00:44:03,919 --> 00:44:06,220
Miss Elsa?
771
00:44:06,255 --> 00:44:08,422
Didn't you say
we were going into town?
772
00:44:08,474 --> 00:44:10,724
That sign back there said
it was to the left.
773
00:44:10,759 --> 00:44:12,759
Trust me, liebchen.
774
00:44:12,811 --> 00:44:15,596
I have got even a better idea.
775
00:44:15,648 --> 00:44:17,347
Mr. Toledo,
776
00:44:17,433 --> 00:44:20,667
I want to say how sorry I am
for your loss.
777
00:44:20,736 --> 00:44:23,337
A miscarriage is always
a bitter disappointment.
778
00:44:23,405 --> 00:44:25,656
Yeah, that's true.
779
00:44:25,741 --> 00:44:29,042
What are you gonna do?
You got to play to win, right?
780
00:44:29,111 --> 00:44:30,477
So you were what,
781
00:44:30,546 --> 00:44:33,947
some kind of fancy surgeon
up north?
782
00:44:34,016 --> 00:44:35,349
You could say that, I suppose.
783
00:44:35,417 --> 00:44:37,017
What brought you down here?
784
00:44:37,086 --> 00:44:38,652
My wife and I moved down here
to be near
785
00:44:38,721 --> 00:44:41,255
our daughter and, uh,
her family.
786
00:44:41,323 --> 00:44:43,090
But not to retire.
787
00:44:43,158 --> 00:44:45,692
Semi-retired.
788
00:44:45,761 --> 00:44:47,494
I like to keep busy.
789
00:44:47,563 --> 00:44:49,496
Busy, busy body.
790
00:44:49,565 --> 00:44:50,497
I'm sorry?
791
00:44:52,851 --> 00:44:55,102
I hear you're gonna operate
on my Dessi,
792
00:44:55,137 --> 00:44:57,304
make her
into a bona fide female.
793
00:44:57,356 --> 00:45:00,540
Well, she is a female.
794
00:45:00,609 --> 00:45:04,444
But if a little cosmetic change
makes her feel better,
795
00:45:04,513 --> 00:45:06,446
I don't see the harm.
796
00:45:09,818 --> 00:45:12,152
Do me a favor, all right, Doc?
797
00:45:12,221 --> 00:45:13,687
You keep your hands off my wife,
798
00:45:13,756 --> 00:45:15,656
and I'll keep my hands
off your family.
799
00:45:15,724 --> 00:45:17,574
You got it?!
I'm sorry.
800
00:45:17,660 --> 00:45:19,326
You sure are sorry.
801
00:45:19,411 --> 00:45:21,595
Maybe it's time for you
to retire for real.
802
00:45:21,664 --> 00:45:25,382
Give these magical hands
of yours a little rest!
803
00:45:26,635 --> 00:45:28,502
Let's make it a matching set.
804
00:45:28,587 --> 00:45:30,253
Huh?
805
00:45:35,844 --> 00:45:37,577
Try to operate with those.
Now you might
806
00:45:37,646 --> 00:45:39,279
be thinking about talking
to the police,
807
00:45:39,348 --> 00:45:40,480
but if you talk to them
808
00:45:40,516 --> 00:45:42,482
or to Dessi or anyone else,
809
00:45:42,518 --> 00:45:44,558
I'll pay a visit to those
beautiful little grandkids
810
00:45:44,620 --> 00:45:46,053
of yours.
811
00:45:46,121 --> 00:45:47,685
Their tiny little fingers,
812
00:45:47,805 --> 00:45:50,404
they'll snap like twigs.
813
00:46:04,506 --> 00:46:08,530
Oh, hello.
What are you doing here?
814
00:46:08,650 --> 00:46:11,589
I have brought you something
I believe you want.
815
00:46:11,709 --> 00:46:17,417
Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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