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Ladies and gentlemen,
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welcome to the
American morbidity museum's
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night of discovery.
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It is your insatiable curiosity,
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your unquenchable
quest for knowledge,
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and of course your
generous donations
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that have made
this evening possible.
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All of you.
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But I want to acknowledge
one person in particular
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without whom none of us
would be here tonight.
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Mr. James Martone.
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Mr. Martone...
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Did you think for a split second
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she was gonna call your name?
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Why not?
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I certainly deserve it.
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Without me, there wouldn't be
a gala exhibition.
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But you and I...
We toil in the dark,
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unrecognized, unappreciated.
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But well paid.
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...by
presenting an exhibit of
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exquisite human anomalies.
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We call it
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"modern mutations."
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Phocomelia.
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In layman's terms,
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the illustrated seal boy.
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That's a real nice fantasy,
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but where are you gonna
get the tanks?
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I already got one lined up from
a bankrupt aquarium in Wichita.
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I put a deposit
on a barn outside of town,
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so we'll store the bodies and
the tanks until the time comes.
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But I told you, I'm not gonna be
involved with murder.
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Oh, no, no.
Accidents happen all the time.
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Ugh. People run away
from the circus, right?
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No questions asked.
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The key is preserving
the specimens,
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keeping up appearances.
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So these freaks are gonna be
beautiful corpses?
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How?
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Poison? Suffocation?
Drowning?
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Yeah. All great ideas.
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That's why I got to keep Elsa
on the hook.
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I have to have access
and the time to finesse it.
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And I need you
on the inside to help me.
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What's the matter,
you going soft?
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No.
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Ah. You need to put a little
lead in your loafers, cupcake.
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The only thing people in Jupiter
hate more than freaks are poofs.
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Get rid of the
magazines, Stanley.
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Done.
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Does that mean you're in?
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I'm in.
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But since I have
to live with them,
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I want an additional
five percent.
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That's my girl.
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Always eyes on the prize.
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Fraulein Elsa's cabinet
of curiosities
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is about to have
a terrible run of bad luck.
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Dora!
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It's quarter past 7:00!
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I don't hear the percolator on.
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Dandy!
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Mother!
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Dandy!
Mother!
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Mother!
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Someone's broken into our home
and murdered Dora.
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Oh, god, dandy,
what have you done?! Oh, god!
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I'm sorry!
She's a mother!
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She was saying
awful things to me!
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Just like everything else in
your life, I'm the one who has
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to clean it up.
I'll help!
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We can dig a hole in the
backyard by the potagerie.
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Go to your room and stay there!
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And I don't want to see your
face for the rest of the day!
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Miss Mars?
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You are late, Mr. Spencer.
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Oh, ah.
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My sincere apologies.
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I was lost in the maze of tents.
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What an extraordinary
place, a marvel.
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And...
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The most marvelous is you here
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in the flesh.
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It's a full house
tonight, you know.
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Schnapps?
Hmm.
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And please, get to the point.
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The show can't go on
without its star.
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Hmm. Well,
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as you know, I'm here
from the land of dreams...
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Hollywood, California.
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And who do you work for?
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Is it MGM?
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Mm-mm.
No.
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Rko?
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I work for the biggest
network in television,
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WBN... the worldwide
broadcasting network.
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As I'm sure you're aware,
being a woman of the world,
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TV is the new thing.
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I would rather be boiled in oil
than... be on television.
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Huh.
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You know, over 40% of
this country's population
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owns a television
set, miss Mars.
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TV is the future.
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Squeezing the beauty and glamour
of the silver screen
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into that little
black and white box...
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This is the future,
Mr. Spencer?
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I find it very depressing.
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Hmm.
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But, miss Mars, imagine yourself
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in everyone's living room
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at the exact same moment.
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Everyone in America listening
to you sing and entertain them.
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Your name on the tip
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of everyone's tongue.
My name
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alongside some of type of,
uh, instant coffee or shampoo?
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No.
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I know for a fact
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motion pictures will never
be replaced by your TV, no.
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Motion pictures
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are the expression of our souls,
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our inner dreams and fantasies.
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So let me get this straight.
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You'd rather perform in front of
a tent full of rednecks
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and forego indoor plumbing
than star in the Elsa Mars hour.
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I would never participate
in what I consider to be
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the death... of art
and civilization.
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Well, not everyone
wants the same thing.
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I look forward
to seeing your act.
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I'm sure it's gonna slay me.
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That's right, folks.
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For as long as I can remember,
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uh, I've been known
as lobster boy.
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Known as lobster boy.
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For as long as I can remember,
I've been known as lobster boy...
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Son of Neptune, god of the sea.
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But my pincers
don't hold me back.
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Watch me juggle.
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Whoa. Whoa.
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You still
rehearse? Oh.
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Yeah.
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After all these years,
I still get stage fright.
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We haven't had a full house
in as long as I can remember.
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Well, that's because of you.
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You're a local hero.
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Right now, I want to throw up.
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I can take your mind off it.
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Let me read your palm.
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I'll tell you your future.
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No, thanks.
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Do you want to know
what I think?
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You're scared of what I might
say, so you're chickening out.
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Come on, give me
your hand, stupid.
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Aw. You got nothing to lose.
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There's a shadow here.
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A shadow of a man.
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He's coming soon.
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He'll tell you things,
make you promises.
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He's a liar.
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Stay away from him.
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Wow.
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You see all that in my hand?
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You need to leave
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as soon as
possible; Go north.
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Maybe New York.
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Big apple, huh?
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Go now.
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What's stopping you?
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You're smart,
you're good-looking.
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You could do anything you want.
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Anything except that, I guess.
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Your future's bright.
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I'm just not in it.
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Save it for
the paying customers.
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I was an idiot to think I had
a chance with a girl like you.
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Anybody seen Dell?
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Full house,
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and the damn Barker's
nowhere to be found.
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I'll look for him.
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No, I need you to get the
pinheads ready for the opener.
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Jimmy, you go.
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No good son of a bitch probably
passed out drunk in his caravan.
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Thank you, my good man.
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Ah.
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Dell, open up!
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Come on, Dell! We don't
have time for your shit!
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Let's go!
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Open up!
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He ain't here, Jimmy.
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Well, where is he?
When's he coming back?
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Who the hell knows?
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Shit.
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Come on, get your stuff.
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I ain't in the mood, Jimmy.
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On account of that asshole?
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Look, I know you all think
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he ain't nothing
but a bully and a thug,
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but you don't know him
like I do.
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Yeah, he's a regular boy scout.
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I ain't trying to make
no apologies for him.
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It's just, we had a good life
for a while.
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I'd always been a freak,
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but he made me proud
of who I was.
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'Cause when
he'd trot me out there,
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we were a team.
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I'd drop my cloak,
and the crowd would gasp.
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Oh, and I never felt
more alive in my life.
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Now all I feel is nothing.
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Empty.
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Maybe he don't want to be
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on my team anymore.
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What are you still doing here?
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The whole town's
come out to see you.
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Go on, now.
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I didn't do anything.
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You want to know who was brave?
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Meep.
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Sometimes life is just
a bleak pool of despair,
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and there ain't nothing
you can do about it.
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What do you know about it?
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You ever kill somebody?
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I let my pride
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and my anger get the best of me.
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And now Meep's dead
because of me.
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And there ain't nothing I can do
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to ever wipe that off my slate.
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I wish I could take it back.
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I didn't mean it.
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I'm sorry, Meep.
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It should have been me.
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Oh... oh, hush, now.
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It should have been me.
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Hush. Shh, shh, shh.
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I wasn't there to protect you.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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You're one of the good guys,
Jimmy. Huh?
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You're good.
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Huh?
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Uh, no...
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Make me feel something, Jimmy.
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I want to feel...
Something again.
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Stop! Stop, stop, stop!
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Stop, stop, stop!
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Shit!
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Help!
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Help me!
She needs a Doctor!
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Oh, my god, she's bleeding.
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Blood! Blood! Blood!
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We need a car.
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I got to get her to a hospital!
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All of you, in your places now!
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Where's Dell?
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He's not here.
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Go and get up on that stage.
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Folks are here to see ya.
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I'll handle this.
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Salty and pepper,
ladies and gents!
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And now...
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For the grand lady herself...
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Welcome to the stage
Fraulein Elsa Mars!
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♪
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♪ It's a god-awful
small affair ♪
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♪ To the girl
with the mousy hair ♪
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♪ But her mommy
is yelling, "no!" ♪
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♪ And her daddy
has told her to go ♪
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00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,073
♪ But her friend
is nowhere to be seen ♪
268
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,877
♪ Now she walks
through her sunken dream ♪
269
00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:50,715
♪ To the seat
with the clearest view ♪
270
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,917
♪ And she's hooked
to the silver screen ♪
271
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,956
♪ But the film is
a saddening bore ♪
272
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:02,427
♪ For she's lived it
ten times or more ♪
273
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:05,964
♪ She could spit
in the eyes of fools ♪
274
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:09,233
♪ As they ask her
to focus on... ♪
275
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,653
Knock, knock.
276
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,756
You wanted to see me?
277
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,360
Yeah.
278
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,130
Tell me more about this...
279
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,198
Television.
280
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,045
What?
281
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,513
All of a sudden
now you're modest?
282
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,848
Well, I ain't never been
to no Doctor before.
283
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:33,985
Just get up on the table.
284
00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:35,586
- You ready for me?
- Uh...
285
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,257
Yeah, uh, she's ready.
286
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:47,632
Wait. Wait.
287
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,501
You're leaving?
288
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,003
Oh.
289
00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:55,206
No. I can stay if you like.
290
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,742
Vaginal bleeding.
Do you have
291
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,343
regular menses?
292
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:01,579
Do you bleed once a month?
293
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,915
Once a month?
Oh, god, no.
294
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,017
Maybe a couple times a year.
295
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:07,018
But this isn't that.
296
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,386
Tonight I was
297
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,054
fooling around with Jimmy.
298
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:11,556
Lobster boy.
299
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:14,025
I think he pierced a hole
right through me.
300
00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:16,227
Let's take a look, shall we?
301
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,862
It's okay.
302
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,931
He's gonna take a look.
303
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,899
Lie down.
304
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,869
Gonna take a look at you.
305
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,249
Shh.
306
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,885
Just try to relax your belly.
307
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,086
Where were you born?
308
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:45,056
Philadelphia.
309
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:48,426
The midwife smacked me
on my ass and said,
310
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:51,796
"congratulations, Mary,
you finally got you a boy."
311
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,564
My mother
312
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,266
was over the moon.
313
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,401
She named me Derek,
after her father,
314
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:59,604
who was a baseball player.
315
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:03,441
Thought maybe I'd follow
in his footsteps.
316
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,478
But that all changed
when I turned 12
317
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,647
and started growing these.
318
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,916
Well...
319
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,920
Okay, doc.
320
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,788
Don't sugarcoat it.
321
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,991
Well, the midwife was wrong.
322
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,792
You're not a boy;
You never were.
323
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,595
You probably have an
excess of testosterone.
324
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,998
Your body got confused
325
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,801
and produced more estrogen
to compensate,
326
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:34,338
which may account for
your accessory breast.
327
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,174
What about my ding-a-ling?
328
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,943
Um, that is not a penis.
329
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,945
That is an enlarged clitoris,
330
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,948
which I can surgically
reduce if it bothers you.
331
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,450
But either way, physically
332
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:50,955
and genetically,
you are 100% woman.
333
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:54,692
Now, the bleeding
that you experienced,
334
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,627
that was a miscarriage,
335
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,864
and I'm sorry to say that
that was about 12 weeks.
336
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:03,367
Now, there was no
sign of injury,
337
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,070
but the baby was
just not viable.
338
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,307
The baby?
339
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,975
If you wait a few months,
340
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,311
you and your husband
can try again.
341
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,880
But now I must be blunt.
342
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:19,550
At your age, I wouldn't
wait too long.
343
00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:26,591
I could have a baby with Dell.
344
00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:37,368
Make sure
it's extra deep, gentlemen.
345
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,003
I'm planting a whole slew
346
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,538
of narcissus bulbs for spring.
347
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:43,007
They're divine when arranged
with Siberian iris.
348
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:46,010
Miss Gloria, you only need
18 inches for narcissus.
349
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,378
We're already at 12 feet.
350
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,513
They are special bulbs
from Holland.
351
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:51,082
Please do not question me.
352
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,020
The body
will decompose down there
353
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:59,557
and give life to these flowers.
354
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,259
In spring,
355
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,761
we will look down at the blanket
of color and say,
356
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:07,164
"she did not die in vain."
357
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,369
I'm sorry I killed Dora, mother.
358
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,537
I hate to have
359
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:15,072
put you out like this.
360
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:18,342
You have the sickness
like your father had before you.
361
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:22,713
He stifled it
the only way he could.
362
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:25,216
These mental perversions
363
00:21:25,218 --> 00:21:28,953
are an affliction
of the extremely affluent.
364
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:32,056
Cousins marry cousins
to protect the money,
365
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,258
to keep the estates whole.
366
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,627
Inbreeding.
367
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,396
Becomes a right of passage
368
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:41,899
to have a psychotic or two
in the line.
369
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:45,136
Jack the ripper was a Windsor,
for god's sake.
370
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:49,073
I wanted to be an actor, mother.
371
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:52,109
None of this would've happened
if you had let me.
372
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:55,513
I need to express myself.
373
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:59,116
Please, mother, I...
374
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:01,619
I don't want to
end up like daddy.
375
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:06,090
Swinging lifeless
on a Japanese maple.
376
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,258
I won't have that for you.
377
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:08,793
But it's 1952.
378
00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:11,128
You can't just go around
picking up vagrants
379
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,430
and killing them.
380
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:14,098
People are missed.
381
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,500
I'll figure something out.
382
00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:28,179
♪
383
00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:56,474
No, no, no, ma petite.
384
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,676
There's a smudge.
385
00:22:58,678 --> 00:22:59,877
I have to be perfect.
386
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,212
I have to take publicity photos
387
00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:03,147
for my new TV show.
388
00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:04,882
I have to be a fantasy.
389
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,350
Yes, miss Elsa.
390
00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:10,688
♪ Fame, makes man
take things over ♪
391
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:15,226
♪ Fame, what you get
is no tomorrow ♪
392
00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,660
♪ Fame
393
00:23:16,662 --> 00:23:19,830
♪ fame, fame, fame, fame, fame ♪
394
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:22,400
♪ Fame, fame, fame,
fame, fame ♪
395
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:25,736
♪ Fame, fame, fame, fame, fame ♪
396
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,839
♪ Fame, fame, fame,
fame, fame ♪
397
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:31,409
♪ Fame, fame, fame, fame, fame ♪
398
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:32,710
♪ Fame
399
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,478
♪ what's your name?
400
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:46,357
Astonishing.
401
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,526
Isn't it just?
402
00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:52,530
Now, this one seems less
pristine than the other.
403
00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:55,032
Hmm.
404
00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:56,367
That's because
405
00:23:56,369 --> 00:23:58,436
she went first.
406
00:23:58,438 --> 00:23:59,904
Uh, that won't affect
407
00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:01,505
the price, will it?
408
00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:07,445
May I ask, how did they...
409
00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,046
Expire?
410
00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:11,549
Would you believe it?
411
00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:13,617
The droopy one caught a cold.
412
00:24:14,886 --> 00:24:16,053
Ta-DA.
413
00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:17,388
Pink cupcakes!
414
00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:19,390
Oh!
415
00:24:19,392 --> 00:24:21,792
What a treat.
416
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:22,960
Well, I thought
we needed something
417
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,061
to celebrate your future.
418
00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:26,297
The tattler twins hour
419
00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:29,400
is gonna be a smash hit.
420
00:24:29,402 --> 00:24:30,868
Try one.
421
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,504
Did you bake them?
422
00:25:04,102 --> 00:25:06,003
Dot, cupcake.
423
00:25:08,106 --> 00:25:10,074
The whole hour would be us?
424
00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:12,943
How would we ever learn
enough songs?
425
00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:14,011
Well,
426
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,446
you'd welcome other guests.
427
00:25:15,448 --> 00:25:17,448
Uh, Perry Como.
428
00:25:17,450 --> 00:25:19,683
Dinah shore.
429
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:22,953
Oh, I adore Dinah shore.
430
00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:24,955
We were never allowed
431
00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:25,956
to play her records.
432
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:29,260
Mother said she was high yellow.
433
00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:41,539
Serves you right
for being such a glutton.
434
00:25:49,014 --> 00:25:50,981
Started out as the sniffles.
435
00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:55,019
Turned into
something much worse.
436
00:25:55,021 --> 00:25:57,321
Pneumonia,
I think the Doctor said.
437
00:25:57,323 --> 00:25:58,489
How tragic.
438
00:25:58,491 --> 00:26:00,391
Yeah, right?
439
00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:02,393
Bless their hearts.
440
00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:04,995
Amazing how something
so seemingly innocuous
441
00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:07,364
can cause such damage.
442
00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:08,832
Oh, god.
443
00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:10,501
Oh, I can't hear her.
444
00:26:10,503 --> 00:26:12,169
Oh, it hurts.
445
00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:16,340
Oh, it hurts.
446
00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:18,842
Please, you have to get us
to a hospital.
447
00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:22,046
Oh, my god. Oh...
448
00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:26,050
Oh, my god, it hurts.
449
00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:30,054
Please, please, please, please.
450
00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,022
Huh?
451
00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:34,525
Cupcake.
452
00:26:34,527 --> 00:26:35,859
I don't want a cupcake.
453
00:26:37,863 --> 00:26:39,396
Bette, wake up!
454
00:26:39,398 --> 00:26:41,065
Wake up, please, I beg of you.
455
00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:43,033
Shh, shh, shh.
456
00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:44,702
Please help me.
457
00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:47,204
Please.
458
00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:48,606
Mm... ow.
459
00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:51,709
Ow.
460
00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:54,745
You should've had a cupcake.
461
00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:57,414
They're to die for.
462
00:26:57,416 --> 00:26:59,383
Did you bake them?
With my own two hands.
463
00:26:59,385 --> 00:27:01,385
No cupcakes.
464
00:27:01,387 --> 00:27:03,087
We have to watch our figure
465
00:27:03,089 --> 00:27:05,289
if we're gonna be
television personalities.
466
00:27:09,094 --> 00:27:10,961
Right.
467
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:13,631
♪ And nothing coming in.
468
00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:27,478
I was destined to be
the greatest actor of all time.
469
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,080
Monty Clift? If I had been
in a place in the sun,
470
00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:31,749
George Stevens
would have had me do
471
00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:33,651
the walk to the electric chair
shirtless.
472
00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:37,254
I mailed away for one of those
Charles atlas exercise routines
473
00:27:37,256 --> 00:27:39,123
they advertise in the back
of the superman comics.
474
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:41,825
And I practiced acting faces
in front of the mirror...
475
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:44,461
Sad, happy, moody.
476
00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:46,497
But mother wouldn't let me.
I hate her!
477
00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:49,600
But she can't keep my greatness
in the slips.
478
00:27:49,602 --> 00:27:51,669
One door closes, another opens.
479
00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:55,773
And this body is America,
480
00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:59,109
strong, violent and full of
limitless potential.
481
00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:01,845
My arms will hold them down
when they struggle.
482
00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:03,847
My legs will run them down
when they flee.
483
00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:08,652
I will be the U.S. steel
of murder.
484
00:28:08,654 --> 00:28:11,155
My body holds a heart
that cannot love.
485
00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:13,957
When Dora died,
she looked right into my eyes,
486
00:28:13,959 --> 00:28:16,960
and I felt nothing.
487
00:28:16,962 --> 00:28:21,632
The clown was put on earth
to show me the way.
488
00:28:21,634 --> 00:28:26,637
To introduce me to
the sweet language of murder.
489
00:28:26,639 --> 00:28:28,639
But I am no clown.
490
00:28:28,641 --> 00:28:32,009
I am perfection.
491
00:28:32,011 --> 00:28:34,044
I am greatness.
492
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:37,848
I am the future,
and the future starts tonight.
493
00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:57,367
♪ Tell her I'll be waiting
494
00:28:57,369 --> 00:29:00,504
♪ in the usual place
495
00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:04,007
♪ with the tired and weary
496
00:29:04,009 --> 00:29:07,177
♪ there's no escape
497
00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:10,848
♪ to need a woman
498
00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:14,518
♪ you've got to know
499
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,920
♪ how the strong get weak
500
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:19,389
♪ and the rich get poor
501
00:29:19,391 --> 00:29:20,858
♪ slave to love...
502
00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:23,093
Watch it!
Pardon me.
503
00:29:25,029 --> 00:29:27,798
♪ Slave to love...
504
00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:31,535
Two Brandy Alexanders.
505
00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:33,804
Let me see.
506
00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:37,374
Wow.
507
00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:41,044
Ah, it's a goddamn
waste you being here.
508
00:29:41,046 --> 00:29:42,946
Your stuff should be
in one of them hot shit
509
00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:45,449
Fort Lauderdale galleries. Yeah?
510
00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:47,284
Yeah.
Hey, you know,
511
00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:49,219
some guy was in
here the other day
512
00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:52,222
from Los Angeles, and he said
they have this big pier
513
00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:54,725
right out over the ocean
and there are guys there
514
00:29:54,727 --> 00:29:57,394
doing caricatures for the
tourists for two bucks a pop.
515
00:29:57,396 --> 00:30:00,430
I'm telling you, the West is
where it's all happening now.
516
00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:03,801
You think I'm good
enough to do that?
517
00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:06,804
Did he tell you
he was gonna take you there?
518
00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:08,972
'Cause he's lying, you know.
519
00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:11,475
Just a hound dog salesman
520
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:13,944
trying to get his rocks off
when he's away on business.
521
00:30:13,946 --> 00:30:15,979
Whoa. Why-why are you
getting all possessive?
522
00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,748
I got to work, right?
523
00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:19,983
'Cause you and me
aren't just about work.
524
00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:21,585
I keep telling you,
525
00:30:21,587 --> 00:30:23,253
if you're getting
out of this place,
526
00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:24,755
it's with me.
527
00:30:24,757 --> 00:30:26,924
I'm not getting out.
528
00:30:26,926 --> 00:30:28,926
I like it here.
529
00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:31,094
I make good bread;
Murray pays off
530
00:30:31,096 --> 00:30:32,963
the cops so no one bothers us.
531
00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:34,998
The worst thing that
happens to me is...
532
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,668
A little blood in my shorts
if someone gets a little rough,
533
00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:39,469
or I get a load in my hair.
534
00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:42,272
I told you not to talk
about things like that with me!
535
00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:44,007
There are no other guys but me!
536
00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:45,576
Hey!
537
00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:47,678
We're fine.
538
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,079
It's all right.
539
00:30:50,448 --> 00:30:52,182
Look, I'm...
540
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:54,785
I'm here almost every day.
541
00:30:54,787 --> 00:30:57,487
I skip out on work
sometimes to be with you.
542
00:30:57,489 --> 00:30:59,857
We drink and we talk.
543
00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:01,291
About real life.
544
00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:03,861
You can't tell me
that's all on the clock.
545
00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:06,496
Yeah. We talk.
546
00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:08,131
You tell me stuff, too.
547
00:31:08,133 --> 00:31:09,700
About your wife.
548
00:31:09,702 --> 00:31:12,202
About how you're gonna leave.
Big talk.
549
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,872
Usually lasts until
you finish, and then...
550
00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:16,707
You're out the door
before I can wipe my dick off.
551
00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:18,208
This is hard for me!
552
00:31:19,811 --> 00:31:23,380
I got... I got a lot
of complications.
553
00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:28,151
I've been doing this
my whole life.
554
00:31:28,153 --> 00:31:30,821
But with you,
555
00:31:30,823 --> 00:31:33,357
I'm really gone, Andy.
556
00:31:33,359 --> 00:31:35,893
I...
557
00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:37,327
Love you.
558
00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:40,497
Love me?
559
00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:43,066
You've been in town a month.
560
00:31:44,335 --> 00:31:46,670
You know what I don't
get about you, Dell?
561
00:31:46,672 --> 00:31:48,872
What do you have to lose?
562
00:31:48,874 --> 00:31:51,074
I mean, most of
the Johns in here
563
00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:54,011
are businessmen,
lawyers, fathers.
564
00:31:54,013 --> 00:31:57,881
No one is inviting you
to join the chamber of commerce.
565
00:31:57,883 --> 00:32:01,251
Who are you hiding out from?
566
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,353
You're already a freak.
567
00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:06,256
And no one knows
I'm one of them.
568
00:32:07,692 --> 00:32:10,761
So what's your play here,
handsome?
569
00:32:10,763 --> 00:32:13,030
Eventually I will leave.
570
00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:14,531
Yeah.
But until then,
571
00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:17,367
let me get you
your own little place.
572
00:32:17,369 --> 00:32:20,370
Not that motel
you're staying in, just...
573
00:32:20,372 --> 00:32:23,073
A-a place with a record player
574
00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:24,608
and good light,
where you can draw.
575
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,877
I don't want you hanging
around this place no more,
576
00:32:26,879 --> 00:32:28,712
letting these creeps paw at you.
577
00:32:28,714 --> 00:32:30,047
I think you still
love your wife, Dell.
578
00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:31,081
I got a heart, you know?
579
00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:33,383
I do feel things.
580
00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:35,252
When I'm bending
those steel bars
581
00:32:35,254 --> 00:32:37,888
or I got a stack of three
acrobats standing on my head,
582
00:32:37,890 --> 00:32:41,892
it hurts like hot lead
in my fingers and shoulders.
583
00:32:41,894 --> 00:32:43,260
Most people can't take the pain.
584
00:32:43,262 --> 00:32:44,962
But not me.
585
00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:46,463
The pain don't define me.
586
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,765
But I still feel it.
587
00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:51,601
Every time I leave this place,
every time I can't go in
588
00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:53,070
because you're with
some other guy,
589
00:32:53,072 --> 00:32:54,905
giving yourself
to him even though
590
00:32:54,907 --> 00:32:57,307
I know he doesn't
give two shits about you.
591
00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:06,450
There is nothing worse
592
00:33:06,452 --> 00:33:09,586
than the hurt of loving someone
593
00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:11,655
you can't have.
594
00:33:18,262 --> 00:33:20,163
Look, Dell...
595
00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:23,500
I work here.
596
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:26,670
This is my office.
597
00:33:28,272 --> 00:33:31,208
When I'm here, I'm working.
598
00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:34,845
You get what I'm saying?
599
00:33:41,152 --> 00:33:43,520
Wait, stay a while.
600
00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:45,589
I'll get the next round.
601
00:34:01,305 --> 00:34:03,640
Hello.
602
00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:06,209
Well, hello, stranger.
603
00:34:08,146 --> 00:34:10,013
What would you like?
604
00:34:10,015 --> 00:34:12,049
Excuse me?
605
00:34:13,318 --> 00:34:14,985
Well, it's a dollar
to sit and talk,
606
00:34:14,987 --> 00:34:16,653
five for a dance,
607
00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:19,056
ten to go into
the alley behind the bar
608
00:34:19,058 --> 00:34:21,958
and 20 to take me home.
609
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,904
He wants to make us
television stars.
610
00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:35,539
I don't understand.
611
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:38,542
We could have
such a fantastic time,
612
00:34:38,544 --> 00:34:41,278
singing and dancing
on our own TV show.
613
00:34:43,514 --> 00:34:46,383
I am with your sister, dot.
614
00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:48,585
The opportunity of a lifetime
615
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:51,054
presents itself
on a silver platter,
616
00:34:51,056 --> 00:34:52,689
and you hesitate?
617
00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:55,058
I don't know if
he's told you yet,
618
00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:57,360
but he has asked me
to go as well.
619
00:34:57,362 --> 00:35:00,864
Would you be a guest on
the tattler sisters' hour?
620
00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:02,866
Hardly.
621
00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:05,368
In addition to having
my own show,
622
00:35:05,370 --> 00:35:08,705
he has asked me to mentor you.
623
00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:09,940
And what could be better?
624
00:35:09,942 --> 00:35:12,542
Because I, more than anyone,
625
00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:14,945
want the very,
very best for you.
626
00:35:14,947 --> 00:35:16,213
I don't trust her.
627
00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:17,614
So...
628
00:35:18,883 --> 00:35:20,951
...go to bed early tonight.
629
00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:23,053
Get lots of rest.
630
00:35:23,055 --> 00:35:24,554
And in the morning,
631
00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:27,457
I have arranged
632
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:31,061
for a discreet
private fitting for you
633
00:35:31,063 --> 00:35:34,397
with the best seamstress
in town.
634
00:35:34,399 --> 00:35:36,600
Stars need always
635
00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:39,903
to be fashionable.
636
00:35:39,905 --> 00:35:43,073
She's angling for something.
637
00:35:43,075 --> 00:35:44,474
Who cares?
638
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:46,810
I'd love a new hat.
639
00:36:03,094 --> 00:36:06,296
Hey, baby.
640
00:36:06,298 --> 00:36:07,931
Where you been?
641
00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:11,101
Been looking all over for you,
worried sick.
642
00:36:11,103 --> 00:36:13,003
Uh-huh.
643
00:36:14,939 --> 00:36:16,006
What's going on?
644
00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:18,608
I had to go to the Doctor.
645
00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:20,810
The Doctor?
646
00:36:20,812 --> 00:36:21,945
What happened?
647
00:36:21,947 --> 00:36:23,280
Are you all right?
648
00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:26,816
I'm great. Doctor says...
649
00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:29,786
I'm 100% woman.
650
00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:31,955
Turns out
I can even have babies.
651
00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:33,957
It's not too late.
652
00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:36,693
A baby.
653
00:36:38,797 --> 00:36:40,864
That's great.
654
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:51,474
Uh-huh.
655
00:36:51,476 --> 00:36:54,978
It was.
656
00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:57,814
Until Ethel told me the truth.
657
00:36:57,816 --> 00:36:59,516
Your daddy had
the lobster hands.
658
00:36:59,518 --> 00:37:01,017
Ethel.
659
00:37:02,487 --> 00:37:04,821
Look, that old whore's
got it out for me.
660
00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:06,990
You can't believe a word
out of that mangy broad.
661
00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:09,826
And my whole life,
I thought I was the freak.
662
00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:15,065
Dirty, vile... all the things
my mama used to call me.
663
00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:16,700
But it was you, Dell.
664
00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:18,001
You're the one
665
00:37:18,003 --> 00:37:20,036
with freak blood running
666
00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:22,172
all through your veins!
667
00:37:22,174 --> 00:37:26,543
You chickenshit son of a bitch,
you're Jimmy's father!
668
00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:28,011
Who gives a shit about Jimmy?!
669
00:37:28,013 --> 00:37:33,516
When I think of all the time
I wasted on your sorry ass,
670
00:37:33,518 --> 00:37:36,052
'cause I thought this jacked up
sham of a marriage
671
00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:39,589
was all I had,
all that I deserved.
672
00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,524
Well, let me tell you something.
673
00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:43,426
I'm gonna get me my normal life.
674
00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:46,029
The pretty house,
have me some babies.
675
00:37:46,031 --> 00:37:47,597
But not with you.
676
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,099
Never with you.
677
00:37:54,538 --> 00:37:57,941
Hey, answer me this.
678
00:37:57,943 --> 00:38:02,212
Who's gonna go for a big-dicked,
three-titted woman like you?
679
00:38:02,214 --> 00:38:04,948
Doctor says it's just
extra-large lady parts.
680
00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:07,050
All cosmetic.
681
00:38:07,052 --> 00:38:09,119
He gonna do a surgery, and poof,
682
00:38:09,121 --> 00:38:13,890
I'll look like any other lady
just walking down the street.
683
00:38:13,892 --> 00:38:16,226
Do you think there's something
better out there for you?
684
00:38:16,228 --> 00:38:18,261
You go on and do your worst,
685
00:38:18,263 --> 00:38:20,063
'cause once they
change me down there,
686
00:38:20,065 --> 00:38:23,700
I'm gonna be too much
woman for you anyway.
687
00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:29,372
I'm moving into Ethel's caravan.
688
00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:53,163
In there?
Mm-hmm.
689
00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:06,142
Um... how did you find
this place?
690
00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:09,112
It belonged to a friend of mine.
691
00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:10,847
Charming.
692
00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:28,131
I'm not a fruit.
693
00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:30,600
Okay.
694
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:36,873
But you didn't pay me
$100 just to talk.
695
00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:41,978
I have a keen idea.
696
00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:44,013
We turn our backs to each other.
697
00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:48,818
You take off your clothes,
and I'll take off mine.
698
00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:52,655
On the count of three,
we turn around.
699
00:39:52,657 --> 00:39:55,492
Whatever magic happens...
700
00:39:55,494 --> 00:39:57,293
Happens.
701
00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:02,565
Okay.
702
00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:11,174
You're very handsome.
703
00:40:11,176 --> 00:40:14,577
But you already know that.
704
00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:17,514
Has anyone ever
705
00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:19,916
painted you before?
706
00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:22,218
I'd like to do you
707
00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:25,422
in oils, cubist style,
like Picasso.
708
00:40:25,424 --> 00:40:28,258
Can you shut up now?
I want to make this just right.
709
00:40:34,231 --> 00:40:36,232
Ready?
710
00:40:36,234 --> 00:40:38,435
Yup.
711
00:40:38,437 --> 00:40:42,672
One... two... three.
712
00:41:20,745 --> 00:41:23,580
Why are you still moving?
713
00:41:23,582 --> 00:41:24,914
Help me!
714
00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:26,249
You're supposed to be dead.
715
00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:27,484
Help me!
Just die!
716
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:37,260
Rule number one
of a good killer:
717
00:41:37,262 --> 00:41:39,028
Make sure
all the evidence is gone.
718
00:41:40,598 --> 00:41:42,699
Start with the limbs.
719
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,517
How can you be still alive?
720
00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:05,021
You're making me feel bad!
721
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:06,456
Stop it!
722
00:42:06,458 --> 00:42:07,857
Please...
723
00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:09,292
Kill me.
724
00:42:09,294 --> 00:42:11,294
Please kill me.
725
00:42:11,296 --> 00:42:14,063
Ple... please kill me.
726
00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:33,983
Hello?
727
00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:35,151
Hello, Mrs. Mott.
728
00:42:35,153 --> 00:42:37,987
This is Regina Ross,
Dora's daughter.
729
00:42:37,989 --> 00:42:39,556
How are you today?
730
00:42:39,558 --> 00:42:41,357
Fine, fine.
How are you?
731
00:42:41,359 --> 00:42:42,892
I'm wonderful.
732
00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:44,894
I'm really enjoying my time here
733
00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:46,996
at the Barbizon Secretary
School in New York City.
734
00:42:46,998 --> 00:42:49,065
I'm learning so much,
735
00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:50,867
and I'm hoping to be
placed in a position
736
00:42:50,869 --> 00:42:52,502
at a law firm as
soon as I graduate.
737
00:42:52,504 --> 00:42:55,004
Quite frankly, I'm completely
overwhelmed, Regina.
738
00:42:55,006 --> 00:42:56,906
I'll have to call you back
another time.
739
00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:59,509
Well, I'm-I'm sorry
to hear that, Mrs. Mott,
740
00:42:59,511 --> 00:43:01,244
but I'm concerned
about my mother.
741
00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:03,913
She missed
our weekly phone call yesterday.
742
00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:05,882
Is she all right?
743
00:43:05,884 --> 00:43:07,183
Yes, she's fine.
744
00:43:07,185 --> 00:43:10,019
Your mother works
very hard for me, dear.
745
00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:12,021
Right now, she's
at the farm stand
746
00:43:12,023 --> 00:43:14,090
buying winter squash, and
with the holidays coming up,
747
00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:17,226
I doubt she'll have much time to
call you for a month at least.
748
00:43:17,228 --> 00:43:20,029
You tell my mother to call me
the minute she gets home.
749
00:43:20,031 --> 00:43:20,930
I'll tell her.
750
00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:24,534
Regina,
may I ask you a question?
751
00:43:24,536 --> 00:43:27,103
You played with dandy
when you were a child.
752
00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:29,539
You spent time with us
as a family.
753
00:43:29,541 --> 00:43:31,040
Yes, yes, ma'am, I did.
754
00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:35,078
What are your remembrances
of me as a mother?
755
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:39,549
I don't remember you
really being with us.
756
00:43:39,551 --> 00:43:41,384
With him.
757
00:43:41,386 --> 00:43:43,720
There were always the nannies,
who quit regularly,
758
00:43:43,722 --> 00:43:44,954
he bit so many of them.
759
00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:47,957
I raised my child
as I was raised.
760
00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:51,260
He called for me once
when he had a raging fever.
761
00:43:51,262 --> 00:43:52,962
I didn't go in his room.
762
00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:56,065
I was afraid I didn't know
how to comfort him.
763
00:43:56,067 --> 00:43:59,402
So I sent his governess in.
764
00:43:59,404 --> 00:44:02,572
He never called for me again.
765
00:44:02,574 --> 00:44:04,607
Mrs. Mott?
766
00:44:04,609 --> 00:44:06,776
Mrs. Mott, I-I...
767
00:44:06,778 --> 00:44:08,578
I'm feeling really
uncomfortable,
768
00:44:08,580 --> 00:44:10,446
so I'm going to go now.
769
00:44:10,448 --> 00:44:12,915
Uh, please tell
my mother to call me.
770
00:44:12,917 --> 00:44:14,984
Th-thank you.
771
00:44:17,087 --> 00:44:19,155
Mother?
772
00:44:28,932 --> 00:44:31,267
Miss Elsa?
773
00:44:31,269 --> 00:44:33,603
Didn't you say
we were going into town?
774
00:44:33,605 --> 00:44:35,938
That sign back there said
it was to the left.
775
00:44:35,940 --> 00:44:38,107
Trust me, Liebchen.
776
00:44:38,109 --> 00:44:40,777
I have got even a better idea.
777
00:44:40,779 --> 00:44:42,478
Mr. Toledo,
778
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,848
I want to say how sorry I am
for your loss.
779
00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:48,484
A miscarriage is always
a bitter disappointment.
780
00:44:48,486 --> 00:44:50,787
Yeah, that's true.
781
00:44:50,789 --> 00:44:54,123
What are you gonna do?
You got to play to win, right?
782
00:44:54,125 --> 00:44:55,491
So you were what,
783
00:44:55,493 --> 00:44:58,995
some kind of fancy surgeon
up north?
784
00:44:58,997 --> 00:45:00,463
You could say that, I suppose.
785
00:45:00,465 --> 00:45:01,964
What brought you down here?
786
00:45:01,966 --> 00:45:03,700
My wife and I moved down here
to be near
787
00:45:03,702 --> 00:45:06,335
our daughter and, uh,
her family.
788
00:45:06,337 --> 00:45:08,137
But not to retire.
789
00:45:08,139 --> 00:45:10,873
Semi-retired.
790
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:12,675
I like to keep busy.
791
00:45:12,677 --> 00:45:14,644
Busy, busy body.
792
00:45:14,646 --> 00:45:15,878
I'm sorry?
793
00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:20,183
I hear you're gonna operate
on my Dessi,
794
00:45:20,185 --> 00:45:22,518
make her
into a bona fide female.
795
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,722
Well, she is a female.
796
00:45:25,724 --> 00:45:29,659
But if a little cosmetic change
makes her feel better,
797
00:45:29,661 --> 00:45:31,894
I don't see the harm.
798
00:45:34,998 --> 00:45:37,333
Do me a favor, all right, doc?
799
00:45:37,335 --> 00:45:38,835
You keep your hands off my wife,
800
00:45:38,837 --> 00:45:40,837
and I'll keep my hands
off your family.
801
00:45:40,839 --> 00:45:42,839
You got it?!
I'm sorry.
802
00:45:42,841 --> 00:45:44,407
You sure are sorry.
803
00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:46,843
Maybe it's time for you
to retire for real.
804
00:45:46,845 --> 00:45:50,580
Give these magical hands
of yours a little rest!
805
00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:53,583
Let's make it a matching set.
806
00:45:53,585 --> 00:45:55,384
Huh?
807
00:46:01,024 --> 00:46:02,725
Try to operate with those.
Now you might
808
00:46:02,727 --> 00:46:04,427
be thinking about talking
to the police,
809
00:46:04,429 --> 00:46:05,695
but if you talk to them
810
00:46:05,697 --> 00:46:07,597
or to Dessi or anyone else,
811
00:46:07,599 --> 00:46:09,732
I'll pay a visit to those
beautiful little grandkids
812
00:46:09,734 --> 00:46:11,200
of yours.
813
00:46:11,202 --> 00:46:12,368
Their tiny little fingers,
814
00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:15,438
they'll snap like twigs.
815
00:46:29,553 --> 00:46:33,589
Oh, hello.
What are you doing here?
816
00:46:33,591 --> 00:46:37,293
I have brought you something
I believe you want.