1 00:00:03,612 --> 00:00:06,214 I know it's weird to sit in Santa's lap at our age, 2 00:00:06,216 --> 00:00:07,815 but we got to do what it takes. 3 00:00:07,817 --> 00:00:09,550 Why are you walking so fast? 4 00:00:09,552 --> 00:00:11,352 I'm trying to keep up with the new kid. 5 00:00:12,755 --> 00:00:14,822 That dork? Oh, great idea. 6 00:00:14,824 --> 00:00:17,391 Let's hang around him and lower our status even more. 7 00:00:17,393 --> 00:00:19,360 Right at the height of bullying season. 8 00:00:20,929 --> 00:00:23,831 Don't you get it, Steve? This kid's such a loser, 9 00:00:23,833 --> 00:00:26,167 if we stay within 20 feet of him, 10 00:00:26,169 --> 00:00:28,236 bullies will never even see us. 11 00:00:28,238 --> 00:00:30,304 A cloaking device for dorks? 12 00:00:30,306 --> 00:00:32,406 That's so crazy, it might work. 13 00:00:32,408 --> 00:00:33,908 Smith and Snot! 14 00:00:33,910 --> 00:00:35,676 The two biggest losers in the whole... 15 00:00:35,678 --> 00:00:37,712 who is that? 16 00:00:37,714 --> 00:00:39,781 He's beautiful. 17 00:00:39,783 --> 00:00:42,483 Glasses, weak chin, bad posture. 18 00:00:42,485 --> 00:00:44,852 Oh, sweet scoliosis. 19 00:00:44,854 --> 00:00:46,487 He's mine. 20 00:00:46,489 --> 00:00:48,656 Oh, my God, Snot! It worked! 21 00:00:48,658 --> 00:00:50,291 Hey, new kid! 22 00:00:50,293 --> 00:00:53,327 I don't know your name, but I don't need to. 23 00:00:53,329 --> 00:00:55,429 It's Martin. I told you not to tell me! 24 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:57,799 Your new name is Fist Catch. 25 00:00:57,801 --> 00:01:01,536 No! You're supposed to catch it with your face! 26 00:01:01,538 --> 00:01:03,504 Sorry. My face is busy 27 00:01:03,506 --> 00:01:05,740 watching your face gets its ass kicked! 28 00:01:07,243 --> 00:01:08,442 Wah! 29 00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:09,911 Whoa. 30 00:01:09,913 --> 00:01:11,746 Finish him. 31 00:01:11,748 --> 00:01:13,414 Whoa. 32 00:01:13,416 --> 00:01:14,416 What? 33 00:01:19,421 --> 00:01:21,322 Brutality. 34 00:01:21,324 --> 00:01:23,191 You should go into radio. 35 00:01:23,193 --> 00:01:25,626 Naw, man. I want to be a do-cent. 36 00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:28,262 At a museum. A fancy museum. 37 00:01:28,264 --> 00:01:30,932 Get real into art. 38 00:01:33,502 --> 00:01:36,838 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. 39 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:40,474 ♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ 40 00:01:40,476 --> 00:01:43,511 ♪ the sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ 41 00:01:43,513 --> 00:01:47,014 ♪ and he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪ 42 00:01:49,551 --> 00:01:52,854 ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say 43 00:01:52,856 --> 00:01:55,356 ♪ Good... ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. 44 00:01:55,358 --> 00:02:00,995 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com web dl sync snarry 45 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:04,799 Whoa. 46 00:02:04,801 --> 00:02:06,334 Mertz is the toughest kid in school. 47 00:02:06,336 --> 00:02:07,602 H-how did you do that? 48 00:02:07,604 --> 00:02:09,904 Easy. I take karate. 49 00:02:09,906 --> 00:02:11,439 Karate is the coolest. 50 00:02:11,441 --> 00:02:12,773 I'm always saying that. 51 00:02:12,775 --> 00:02:14,442 No, Steve. 52 00:02:14,444 --> 00:02:16,577 I believe you said glitter pens were the coolest. 53 00:02:16,579 --> 00:02:19,413 Not anymore, Snot! Karate is the coolest now. 54 00:02:19,415 --> 00:02:20,848 Yeah, it is cool. 55 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:23,251 You guys should come take class at my dojo. 56 00:02:23,253 --> 00:02:25,486 The only drawback is beating kids up 57 00:02:25,488 --> 00:02:28,022 keeps getting me kicked out of school. 58 00:02:28,024 --> 00:02:31,425 I'm 17 and I can't read a alphabet. 59 00:02:31,427 --> 00:02:34,462 But I know which one the moon is. 60 00:02:34,464 --> 00:02:36,297 You thinking what I'm thinking, Snot? 61 00:02:36,299 --> 00:02:38,933 We visit him in juvenile hall every month until he gets out 62 00:02:38,935 --> 00:02:40,701 and then we all move in together? 63 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:42,937 No! We take karate at his dojo! 64 00:02:42,939 --> 00:02:46,040 Which we can use to break Martin out of juvie! 65 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:47,708 Brilliant! No, Snot. 66 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:50,645 I kind of just thought we'd do this new thing. 67 00:02:50,647 --> 00:02:52,747 Forget Martin. 68 00:02:52,749 --> 00:02:55,449 Did I like Martin more than you did?! 69 00:02:57,854 --> 00:03:00,521 Punch! Punch! Ai-ya! 70 00:03:00,523 --> 00:03:01,523 Ai-ya! 71 00:03:01,524 --> 00:03:02,590 Harder! Ai-ya! 72 00:03:02,592 --> 00:03:03,724 Angrier! Ai-ya! 73 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:05,493 Destroy your opponent! Ai-ya! 74 00:03:07,597 --> 00:03:10,598 I'm Sensei Tom. Welcome to Dojo Biden. 75 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,066 You must be Snot and Steve. 76 00:03:12,068 --> 00:03:13,567 Oh, my God. He's telepathic! 77 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:15,503 No. Martin used his one call from juvie 78 00:03:15,505 --> 00:03:16,938 to let me know you'd be coming. 79 00:03:16,940 --> 00:03:18,539 He has a weird family situation. 80 00:03:18,541 --> 00:03:20,074 I'd adopt him, but the state won't let me 81 00:03:20,076 --> 00:03:22,944 because I've never looked into it and I can't be bothered. 82 00:03:27,930 --> 00:03:28,965 Listen, students. 83 00:03:29,088 --> 00:03:31,388 At Dojo Biden, we care about two things... 84 00:03:31,390 --> 00:03:34,724 the centuries-old art of karate... 85 00:03:34,726 --> 00:03:37,661 and current two-term vice president Joe Biden. 86 00:03:39,765 --> 00:03:42,099 Let's see what you two are capable of. 87 00:03:42,101 --> 00:03:44,034 You! Glasses! Throw a punch. 88 00:03:44,036 --> 00:03:45,402 Ai-ya-a-a... 89 00:03:45,404 --> 00:03:47,504 So, capable of nothing. 90 00:03:47,506 --> 00:03:48,605 Okay, you. 91 00:03:49,574 --> 00:03:50,841 That was pathetic! 92 00:03:50,843 --> 00:03:52,075 You're never gonna learn to fight 93 00:03:52,077 --> 00:03:54,077 unless you tap into the anger inside you. 94 00:03:54,079 --> 00:03:56,446 What makes you angry? 95 00:03:56,448 --> 00:03:58,148 I don't know. Everyone has anger. 96 00:03:58,150 --> 00:03:59,916 Erik over there has rich parents 97 00:03:59,918 --> 00:04:01,885 and feels guilty about being white. 98 00:04:01,887 --> 00:04:05,188 Marcia over there gets her anger from her varicose veins. 99 00:04:05,190 --> 00:04:07,624 She's only 14, and those never go away! 100 00:04:07,626 --> 00:04:10,694 So, I'll ask you again. What makes you angry, son? 101 00:04:10,696 --> 00:04:12,529 Don't call me "son"! 102 00:04:12,531 --> 00:04:14,197 There it is. 103 00:04:14,199 --> 00:04:16,133 You don't like when I call you "son." 104 00:04:16,135 --> 00:04:17,801 Dead dad, huh? 105 00:04:17,803 --> 00:04:18,803 Yes! 106 00:04:18,804 --> 00:04:21,004 Then use that and punch. 107 00:04:21,006 --> 00:04:22,706 Unh! Better! 108 00:04:22,708 --> 00:04:24,841 And you must hate that weak excuse for a mustache. 109 00:04:24,843 --> 00:04:26,209 Ai-ya! 110 00:04:26,211 --> 00:04:27,878 And I bet you're poor. 111 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,646 Lucky. 112 00:04:29,648 --> 00:04:30,680 Show me how angry you are. 113 00:04:30,682 --> 00:04:31,815 Punch this board! 114 00:04:31,817 --> 00:04:34,084 Aiiii-ya! 115 00:04:34,086 --> 00:04:35,652 I can definitely work with you. 116 00:04:35,654 --> 00:04:37,187 But you're gonna have to replace this board. 117 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:38,822 It's my seasoning shelf. 118 00:04:38,824 --> 00:04:41,525 Now, my spices are on my nunchuk rack. 119 00:04:41,527 --> 00:04:43,793 I don't even know where my nunchuks are. 120 00:04:43,795 --> 00:04:46,730 Let's just say I'm not ready to have guests. 121 00:04:50,801 --> 00:04:52,736 Ooh! Yahtzee! On my first turn! 122 00:04:52,738 --> 00:04:53,937 Here, you go. 123 00:04:55,706 --> 00:04:57,607 And now we wait. 124 00:04:59,211 --> 00:05:02,479 See, Francine, this is why I can't go piñata shopping. 125 00:05:02,481 --> 00:05:04,548 I just want to rescue them all. 126 00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:05,615 Wait. What's that smell? 127 00:05:05,617 --> 00:05:06,983 It smells terrible. 128 00:05:06,985 --> 00:05:09,819 Oh, Hayley, are you back to homeopathic deodorant? 129 00:05:09,821 --> 00:05:10,954 It's not me. 130 00:05:10,956 --> 00:05:12,589 I haven't broken a sweat in a year. 131 00:05:13,659 --> 00:05:15,058 What do you think it is? 132 00:05:15,060 --> 00:05:17,727 Oh, I can't wait to find out what it is. 133 00:05:17,729 --> 00:05:19,896 It's a mystery. Did you find it? 134 00:05:19,898 --> 00:05:22,599 Oh, it's me, isn't it? 135 00:05:22,601 --> 00:05:25,135 Klaus, you're an outside fish now. 136 00:05:25,137 --> 00:05:27,771 Not cool, bro! I'm a fish! 137 00:05:27,773 --> 00:05:30,173 Sometimes I smell fishy! 138 00:05:30,175 --> 00:05:31,675 Ooh! Yahtzee! 139 00:05:31,677 --> 00:05:34,144 Uhp, nope. Read it wrong. 140 00:05:34,146 --> 00:05:35,845 This is nothing. 141 00:05:37,849 --> 00:05:40,116 I feel badass. 142 00:05:40,118 --> 00:05:41,785 Yeah, this feels more serious now 143 00:05:41,787 --> 00:05:43,220 that we're wearing these bathrobes. 144 00:05:43,222 --> 00:05:45,055 Enough chitchat. 145 00:05:45,057 --> 00:05:46,756 Now make like a woman whose neighbor has a pet chimpanzee 146 00:05:46,758 --> 00:05:47,924 and face off! 147 00:05:47,926 --> 00:05:50,060 Ai-ya! 148 00:05:50,062 --> 00:05:52,128 Um, Mr. Sensei Tom, are you sure 149 00:05:52,130 --> 00:05:54,197 you want us fighting this soon? 150 00:05:54,199 --> 00:05:55,832 We haven't been taught any moves yet. 151 00:05:55,834 --> 00:05:58,168 Punch! Aah! 152 00:05:58,170 --> 00:06:00,170 My shoulder! What did you do that?! 153 00:06:00,172 --> 00:06:01,838 Steve, I'm so sorry. 154 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,240 Don't apologize. 155 00:06:03,242 --> 00:06:05,141 Your dad didn't apologize for dying. 156 00:06:05,143 --> 00:06:08,545 Your jacket didn't apologize for not having sleeves. 157 00:06:08,547 --> 00:06:09,646 Use your anger! 158 00:06:09,648 --> 00:06:11,681 Attack! Attack! Ai-ya! 159 00:06:11,683 --> 00:06:14,150 Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! 160 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:16,653 Ai-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya! 161 00:06:16,655 --> 00:06:17,887 Aah! Aah! Aaaaaaah! 162 00:06:22,794 --> 00:06:25,228 Aaaaaaaaaah! 163 00:06:25,230 --> 00:06:26,930 Whoa. 164 00:06:26,932 --> 00:06:28,098 Congratulations. 165 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:29,899 You've unlocked your anger. 166 00:06:29,901 --> 00:06:31,067 You're one of us now. 167 00:06:31,069 --> 00:06:33,637 In the words of Vice President Joe Biden, 168 00:06:33,639 --> 00:06:36,873 "You do not have permission to use my name on your dojo." 169 00:06:38,910 --> 00:06:40,810 Sleeveless! Sleeveless! 170 00:06:40,812 --> 00:06:43,046 Sleeveless! Sleeveless! 171 00:06:43,048 --> 00:06:45,582 Aaaaaaaaaah! 172 00:06:48,287 --> 00:06:51,021 Aaaaaaaaaah! 173 00:06:56,066 --> 00:06:58,066 Things got pretty crazy yesterday, huh? 174 00:06:58,186 --> 00:07:00,203 I just had to jog home 175 00:07:00,205 --> 00:07:02,171 'cause I was so pumped up from all the karate. 176 00:07:02,173 --> 00:07:03,773 Sure. 177 00:07:03,775 --> 00:07:06,843 Also, I'm kind of thinking karate's not for us. 178 00:07:06,845 --> 00:07:08,111 Let's just go back 179 00:07:08,113 --> 00:07:10,146 to the Steve and Snot we know and love... 180 00:07:10,148 --> 00:07:11,647 cowering from bullies, 181 00:07:11,649 --> 00:07:14,083 wearing shoes in places where they serve food. 182 00:07:14,085 --> 00:07:15,818 Snot, w-where you going? 183 00:07:15,820 --> 00:07:18,388 Oh, I'm gonna go sit with my karate friends. 184 00:07:18,390 --> 00:07:19,822 They get me. 185 00:07:19,824 --> 00:07:21,891 And they don't put up with bullies. 186 00:07:21,893 --> 00:07:23,292 Plus they like it 187 00:07:23,294 --> 00:07:25,461 when I lose control of my bottled-up anger. 188 00:07:25,463 --> 00:07:27,797 I thought we agreed karate's not for us! 189 00:07:27,799 --> 00:07:29,632 You agreed with you, Steve. 190 00:07:29,634 --> 00:07:31,868 You agreed. 191 00:07:31,870 --> 00:07:34,237 Yo, Sleeveless, what's up? 192 00:07:34,239 --> 00:07:36,806 Whoa. That guy accidentally bumped you. 193 00:07:36,808 --> 00:07:39,075 You gonna let him accidentally get away with that? 194 00:07:39,077 --> 00:07:40,877 Unleash your anger. 195 00:07:42,213 --> 00:07:44,013 Let him go, Steve. 196 00:07:44,015 --> 00:07:46,916 Snot's in an action movie now. 197 00:07:46,918 --> 00:07:49,051 Hour 36. 198 00:07:49,053 --> 00:07:52,088 The sun seems like it comes every day now. 199 00:07:53,224 --> 00:07:55,024 The cat's back! 200 00:07:58,328 --> 00:08:00,930 What's the matter? Kitty can't swim? 201 00:08:00,932 --> 00:08:03,366 Welcome to the water jungle, baby. 202 00:08:03,368 --> 00:08:07,303 You can never get to me. No one can get to me! 203 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:11,774 No, no! It never ends! 204 00:08:11,776 --> 00:08:14,710 Okay. I'm starting to get the hang of this. 205 00:08:14,712 --> 00:08:17,680 I just have to stay one step ahead of them. 206 00:08:17,682 --> 00:08:18,915 Oh, no! 207 00:08:22,453 --> 00:08:24,287 They're teaming up. 208 00:08:24,289 --> 00:08:26,722 A lizard! 209 00:08:26,724 --> 00:08:28,791 Wait. Do lizards eat fish? 210 00:08:29,893 --> 00:08:33,362 He just wants to try it! See if he likes it! 211 00:08:37,334 --> 00:08:39,502 This bathroom pass is fake. 212 00:08:39,504 --> 00:08:42,738 Yeah. I'm still gonna go to the bathroom. 213 00:08:42,740 --> 00:08:46,008 Well, go to class after that. 214 00:08:48,479 --> 00:08:50,513 Snot, what are you doing here? 215 00:08:50,515 --> 00:08:53,015 This seat's for bad boys. We're good boys. 216 00:08:53,017 --> 00:08:55,084 I got caught fighting twice today. 217 00:08:55,086 --> 00:08:57,019 Snot, w-where is this coming from? 218 00:08:57,021 --> 00:08:59,121 I feel like Sensei Tom is turning you 219 00:08:59,123 --> 00:09:01,390 into something you're not... an angry person. 220 00:09:01,392 --> 00:09:03,459 You walk around looking like Tommy Lee Jones 221 00:09:03,461 --> 00:09:04,827 all the time now. 222 00:09:04,829 --> 00:09:06,028 I've always been angry. 223 00:09:06,030 --> 00:09:09,765 Sensei Tom understands that, and he's teaching me to use it. 224 00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:12,168 Lonstein, you can't come in the office 225 00:09:12,170 --> 00:09:14,470 because Marissa Stevens' mom is here. 226 00:09:14,472 --> 00:09:17,840 So listen, we have a three-strike policy on fighting. 227 00:09:17,842 --> 00:09:20,510 You've got two. One more and you're expelled. 228 00:09:20,512 --> 00:09:22,912 Feel me? Now, if you'll excuse me, 229 00:09:22,914 --> 00:09:26,148 I have to go ensure that Marissa Stevens gets an "A" 230 00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:27,817 by giving her mom a "D." 231 00:09:32,123 --> 00:09:33,322 Ai-ya! 232 00:09:35,025 --> 00:09:37,527 Uh, is it a bad time to talk about Snot? 233 00:09:37,529 --> 00:09:39,862 His warrior name is Sleeveless. 234 00:09:39,864 --> 00:09:41,163 Okay, well, Sleeveless 235 00:09:41,165 --> 00:09:42,865 is getting in a lot of trouble at school, 236 00:09:42,867 --> 00:09:44,934 and for some reason, he listens to you. 237 00:09:44,936 --> 00:09:46,269 So, uh, maybe you could tell him 238 00:09:46,271 --> 00:09:47,937 that everything you're teaching him 239 00:09:47,939 --> 00:09:49,572 is wrong and horrible before he gets kicked out. 240 00:09:49,574 --> 00:09:51,274 School's not for everyone. 241 00:09:51,276 --> 00:09:53,809 You know who said that? Joe Biden. 242 00:09:53,811 --> 00:09:55,278 I don't think he said that. 243 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,779 He has said those words. 244 00:09:56,781 --> 00:09:59,282 Maybe not in that order, but he has said them. 245 00:09:59,284 --> 00:10:01,384 Now, let me tell you a story about a young kid 246 00:10:01,386 --> 00:10:04,020 who was angry at the world and got kicked out of school. 247 00:10:04,022 --> 00:10:06,022 It was me. 248 00:10:06,024 --> 00:10:07,456 And now look where I am. 249 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:11,260 I lease a dojo. I sleep in a dojo. 250 00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:13,362 I do my cooking and laundry in a dojo. 251 00:10:13,364 --> 00:10:15,898 And none of that would have been possible... 252 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:17,400 Wonderful. All right. 253 00:10:17,402 --> 00:10:19,302 I'm gonna speak a language everyone understands. 254 00:10:19,304 --> 00:10:23,105 This is $12, which I have a feeling you could use. 255 00:10:23,107 --> 00:10:26,108 The money is yours if you let Snot go. 256 00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:30,046 Look, I'm not gonna lie. I could use this $12. 257 00:10:30,048 --> 00:10:32,949 Settle down with a nice ham sandwich. 258 00:10:32,951 --> 00:10:34,617 But you can't put a price on anger. 259 00:10:34,619 --> 00:10:36,252 And that's what Sleeveless has. 260 00:10:36,254 --> 00:10:38,054 If you want your friend back, 261 00:10:38,056 --> 00:10:40,423 beat him in the upcoming karate tournament. 262 00:10:40,425 --> 00:10:42,391 If I beat him, he's free? 263 00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:45,194 Is that some sort of ancient karate code? 264 00:10:45,196 --> 00:10:47,863 No. If you beat him, he'll be a loser, 265 00:10:47,865 --> 00:10:49,198 and I don't work with losers. 266 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:53,102 Now, what else can I do to earn that $12? 267 00:10:55,506 --> 00:10:57,173 Hey, dad. 268 00:10:57,175 --> 00:10:59,408 I know you took martial arts in your C.I.A. training, 269 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:01,477 and I was wondering if you could teach me some. 270 00:11:01,479 --> 00:11:03,045 I have to beat Snot in a karate tournament 271 00:11:03,047 --> 00:11:04,580 so I can save our friendship. 272 00:11:04,582 --> 00:11:08,584 There is only one thing you need to know about karate. 273 00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:11,120 Guns beat karate every time. 274 00:11:13,323 --> 00:11:15,124 Good rap sesh, son. 275 00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:22,898 I hear you're seeking martial arts instruction. 276 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,067 Perhaps I can show you the way. 277 00:11:25,069 --> 00:11:26,469 Shouldn't you have an accent? 278 00:11:26,471 --> 00:11:28,638 Uh, I moved here when I was 2. 279 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,973 Lesson one... open your mind. 280 00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:33,309 Heads up, Francine. 281 00:11:33,311 --> 00:11:35,578 I ignored our talk and gave Steve a gun. 282 00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:39,949 Delivery for... the Smiths? 283 00:11:39,951 --> 00:11:41,317 Well, I didn't order anything. 284 00:11:41,319 --> 00:11:43,085 Maybe it's something Francine ordered. 285 00:11:43,087 --> 00:11:45,121 Or Hayley. Or Steve or Roger. 286 00:11:45,123 --> 00:11:46,355 There are a lot of people with that last name 287 00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:47,456 in this house. 288 00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:49,358 Also could be a gift from someone. 289 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,627 Maybe bullock or one of Francine's friends. 290 00:11:51,629 --> 00:11:53,129 Or a friend of Hayley's. 291 00:11:53,131 --> 00:11:55,331 Yep, the Smiths have a lot of friends. 292 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:56,666 Fun tidbit... did you know 293 00:11:56,668 --> 00:11:58,534 that Dupont is like the French Smith? 294 00:11:58,536 --> 00:12:00,136 Hey, French Smith! Remember him? 295 00:12:00,138 --> 00:12:01,404 Do you mean French Stewart? 296 00:12:01,406 --> 00:12:02,571 Sure, whatever. I'll sign. 297 00:12:06,109 --> 00:12:07,710 It's working. 298 00:12:07,712 --> 00:12:09,378 Well, I'll just leave this here. 299 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,280 You've done it, Klaus. 300 00:12:11,282 --> 00:12:14,283 You're once again an inside fish. 301 00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:15,351 Ha ha! 302 00:12:15,353 --> 00:12:17,019 Outside fish, Klaus. 303 00:12:17,021 --> 00:12:20,089 No! No, please! The cats and the birds! 304 00:12:24,930 --> 00:12:27,837 _ 305 00:12:32,703 --> 00:12:35,337 Sensei Tom is teaching Snot to fight with anger, 306 00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:37,173 so I need help harnessing mine. 307 00:12:37,175 --> 00:12:39,041 Sensei Tom. 308 00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:41,343 Did you know he lives in his dojo? 309 00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:43,713 Well, you technically live in yours. 310 00:12:43,715 --> 00:12:46,415 Lesson two... don't worry about where I live. 311 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,384 You're not an angry boy, Steve, 312 00:12:48,386 --> 00:12:49,618 so there's nothing to harness. 313 00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:51,353 But that's okay, 314 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:53,389 because people who fight with anger are sloppy. 315 00:12:53,391 --> 00:12:57,126 You're gonna fight with cold, calculating technique. 316 00:12:58,596 --> 00:13:01,597 ♪ Living with my eyes closed 317 00:13:01,599 --> 00:13:04,633 ♪ going day to day 318 00:13:04,635 --> 00:13:07,636 ♪ I never knew the difference 319 00:13:07,638 --> 00:13:11,574 ♪ I never cared either way 320 00:13:11,576 --> 00:13:13,609 ♪ all fired up 321 00:13:14,444 --> 00:13:16,479 ♪ all fired up 322 00:13:17,614 --> 00:13:19,648 ♪ all fired up 323 00:13:21,184 --> 00:13:25,287 ♪ all fired up, fired up, fired up, hey! 324 00:13:25,289 --> 00:13:27,169 You're ready. Now make me four more. 325 00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:28,931 But the tournament is in 20 minutes. 326 00:13:29,188 --> 00:13:31,589 Don't worry about time. Let me worry about time. 327 00:13:31,591 --> 00:13:33,924 Shit! Shit! Damn it! We're so [bleep] late! 328 00:13:37,586 --> 00:13:38,529 Roger, I'm nervous. 329 00:13:38,531 --> 00:13:40,531 Don't worry. You've trained. You've prepared. 330 00:13:40,533 --> 00:13:42,099 Nothing can stop you, unless... 331 00:13:42,101 --> 00:13:44,935 Oh, no. Oh, God, no! What?! 332 00:13:44,937 --> 00:13:46,504 That guy has a better goatee than me! 333 00:13:46,506 --> 00:13:47,838 Excuse me. 334 00:13:48,096 --> 00:13:49,195 Steve, what are you doing here? 335 00:13:49,197 --> 00:13:51,030 I thought you quit karate. 336 00:13:51,032 --> 00:13:53,767 No. I'm gonna kick your ass so we can be friends again. 337 00:13:53,769 --> 00:13:56,403 It doesn't sound like a good plan when I say it out loud, 338 00:13:56,405 --> 00:13:57,737 but trust me, I thought it through. 339 00:13:57,739 --> 00:14:00,240 Okay, goatee disaster averted. 340 00:14:00,242 --> 00:14:02,041 See you in the finals. 341 00:14:02,043 --> 00:14:04,411 No. I'll see you in the finals. 342 00:14:04,413 --> 00:14:07,781 Now announcing the first round draw, 343 00:14:07,783 --> 00:14:10,784 Steve Smith versus Snot Lonstein. 344 00:14:10,786 --> 00:14:14,721 So, I guess I'll see you in the first round. 345 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:17,724 The all-important first round it is. 346 00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,959 Sleeveless! It's time. 347 00:14:19,961 --> 00:14:23,363 Well, well. Sensei Tom. 348 00:14:23,365 --> 00:14:25,899 Sensei Ryan? I thought you were dead. 349 00:14:25,901 --> 00:14:27,467 You wish I was dead! 350 00:14:27,469 --> 00:14:29,369 'Cause then you wouldn't owe me $15 351 00:14:29,371 --> 00:14:30,870 from our last cable bill! 352 00:14:30,872 --> 00:14:32,939 I told you that I wouldn't pay for HBO! 353 00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:34,040 I don't watch it! 354 00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:35,809 I said that the day we moved in! 355 00:14:35,811 --> 00:14:37,310 You do watch it, and I know 356 00:14:37,312 --> 00:14:39,312 you're still using my HBO Go password. 357 00:14:39,314 --> 00:14:41,514 "Water for Elephants" was on my "Recently Watched," 358 00:14:41,516 --> 00:14:43,183 and I didn't watch it. 359 00:14:43,185 --> 00:14:45,685 I saw it in the theater like it's supposed to be seen! 360 00:14:51,461 --> 00:14:53,427 Now, welcome to the fifth annual 361 00:14:53,547 --> 00:14:56,999 Langley Falls Karate Tournament. 362 00:14:57,001 --> 00:14:58,600 And guess what? 363 00:14:58,602 --> 00:15:01,603 We're only starting 20 minutes behind schedule! 364 00:15:01,605 --> 00:15:04,239 Steve, if you get in trouble out there, kiss him. 365 00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:05,741 It'll throw him off his game. 366 00:15:05,743 --> 00:15:07,676 And if things get really hairy, 367 00:15:07,678 --> 00:15:10,212 just give him a tap on the ol' starfish. 368 00:15:10,214 --> 00:15:11,713 I don't know what that means. 369 00:15:11,715 --> 00:15:13,482 He'll like it. Now get out there! 370 00:15:13,484 --> 00:15:17,586 Prepare to go down. 371 00:15:17,588 --> 00:15:19,154 Wow. I really feel your anger. 372 00:15:19,156 --> 00:15:21,056 It'll be easy to counter 373 00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:22,524 with my cold, calculating precision. 374 00:15:22,526 --> 00:15:24,293 My sensei made me a master 375 00:15:24,295 --> 00:15:26,762 using a variety of unorthodox methods. 376 00:15:26,764 --> 00:15:29,765 I warn you, Snot. I've been brushing wigs. 377 00:15:29,767 --> 00:15:31,166 Fight! 378 00:15:31,168 --> 00:15:32,634 Brush, brush. 379 00:15:32,636 --> 00:15:34,169 Ai-ya! Aah! 380 00:15:34,171 --> 00:15:35,171 Destroy him! 381 00:15:35,172 --> 00:15:37,272 Ai-ya! 382 00:15:37,274 --> 00:15:38,307 Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya- ya-ya-ya-ya! 383 00:15:38,309 --> 00:15:39,641 Ow! Ow! 384 00:15:39,643 --> 00:15:41,743 Aah! Oh! Oh! 385 00:15:41,745 --> 00:15:43,712 Sensei, what do I do?! 386 00:15:43,714 --> 00:15:45,814 Starfish! Oh! 387 00:15:47,183 --> 00:15:49,151 This kid's obviously better. 388 00:15:51,354 --> 00:15:55,057 Hey, Sensei Ryan, nice disciple. 389 00:15:55,059 --> 00:15:56,558 Shut up! He came to me. 390 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,060 I didn't choose him. 391 00:15:58,062 --> 00:16:00,262 But you chose to see "Water for Elephants" 392 00:16:00,264 --> 00:16:01,396 on a small screen. 393 00:16:01,398 --> 00:16:02,764 You're still the tool here. 394 00:16:02,766 --> 00:16:06,768 I'm sorry, sensei. I failed you. 395 00:16:06,770 --> 00:16:08,303 No, Steve. It's my fault. 396 00:16:08,305 --> 00:16:10,138 Instead of teaching you karate, 397 00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:12,608 I had you make me a Martini and give me a massage. 398 00:16:12,610 --> 00:16:14,643 Roger, I thought those were all skills 399 00:16:14,645 --> 00:16:16,111 that translate to karate. 400 00:16:16,113 --> 00:16:17,713 Really?! You did?! 401 00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:21,116 Steve, you make these wild leaps. 402 00:16:21,118 --> 00:16:23,385 Now, leaps... now, that would have been great for karate. 403 00:16:25,823 --> 00:16:27,823 You know what's weird? 404 00:16:27,825 --> 00:16:31,193 Even though Klaus has been gone for a while, I still smell him. 405 00:16:31,195 --> 00:16:32,327 I smell it, too. 406 00:16:34,532 --> 00:16:36,865 Yes. Yes. 407 00:16:36,867 --> 00:16:40,669 Smell it. Smell all of me. 408 00:16:40,671 --> 00:16:41,770 It's getting stronger! 409 00:16:46,810 --> 00:16:48,777 Congratulations. 410 00:16:48,779 --> 00:16:52,381 You're outside people now. 411 00:16:59,756 --> 00:17:02,491 There are an awful lot of cats back here. 412 00:17:03,661 --> 00:17:04,793 And... and birds. 413 00:17:04,795 --> 00:17:06,428 I-I was getting to you. 414 00:17:08,698 --> 00:17:13,168 Don't worry, guys. I'll be fine. 415 00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:14,236 Meow. 416 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,607 I saved a seat for Snot. 417 00:17:18,609 --> 00:17:22,377 You can release it to the general population. 418 00:17:22,379 --> 00:17:23,645 We've lost him. 419 00:17:23,647 --> 00:17:25,247 I've lost him. Whoa! 420 00:17:25,249 --> 00:17:27,282 Snot's about to beat somebody up in the quad! 421 00:17:27,284 --> 00:17:29,518 By the bike racks! In the northwest corner! 422 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,220 Right by the bike that belonged to that kid who died 423 00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:34,423 and now serves as a grim reminder of his passing! 424 00:17:34,425 --> 00:17:35,825 Some say if you feel a cool breeze, 425 00:17:35,826 --> 00:17:37,326 it's him whistling, but it's not true! 426 00:17:37,328 --> 00:17:39,227 When your body dies, your soul dies with it! 427 00:17:39,229 --> 00:17:41,563 Anyway, if you hit the library, you've gone too far! 428 00:17:44,334 --> 00:17:46,234 Oh, no. If he gets in one more fight, 429 00:17:46,236 --> 00:17:47,936 he's gonna get kicked out of school! 430 00:17:47,938 --> 00:17:51,306 Which means it's our last chance to see him in action! 431 00:17:51,308 --> 00:17:53,942 No, it means we have to stop him! Let's go! 432 00:17:54,744 --> 00:17:56,244 Finish it. 433 00:17:56,246 --> 00:17:57,279 What? 434 00:17:57,281 --> 00:17:58,880 Finish it! 435 00:18:00,617 --> 00:18:04,286 It's weird that you care about this. 436 00:18:07,992 --> 00:18:09,925 Snot, wait! You can't do this! 437 00:18:09,927 --> 00:18:12,394 You're gonna get kicked out of school! 438 00:18:12,396 --> 00:18:14,529 Sensei Tom says I don't need school. 439 00:18:14,531 --> 00:18:15,797 Sensei Tom's a loser. 440 00:18:15,799 --> 00:18:17,532 He lives above his dojo 441 00:18:17,534 --> 00:18:20,535 and steals his wi-fi from the H&R block next door. 442 00:18:20,537 --> 00:18:23,305 Look, I tried to save you by fighting you, 443 00:18:23,307 --> 00:18:24,706 but I'm not a fighter. 444 00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:27,609 So I'm gonna save you with love, not anger. 445 00:18:27,611 --> 00:18:28,777 Eh! 446 00:18:28,779 --> 00:18:30,412 Steve, what are you doing?! 447 00:18:30,414 --> 00:18:32,581 I'm showing you I love you, Snot! 448 00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,416 And you have two strikes! 449 00:18:34,418 --> 00:18:36,652 I'm taking this strike for you! 450 00:18:36,654 --> 00:18:37,986 Ah! Ow! 451 00:18:37,988 --> 00:18:40,789 But you're not a bad boy, Steve! 452 00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:43,091 Neither are you! 453 00:18:43,093 --> 00:18:46,328 This all started 'cause you didn't want to be bullied, 454 00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:47,696 and now you're doing it! 455 00:18:47,698 --> 00:18:49,865 Sure, you've got a lot to be angry about, 456 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,367 b-but you've also got a lot to be happy about. 457 00:18:52,369 --> 00:18:53,902 Ooh! 458 00:18:53,904 --> 00:18:55,437 Like your friends that care about you. 459 00:18:55,439 --> 00:18:57,706 Aah! Ow! 460 00:18:57,708 --> 00:19:01,476 Remember when you and I had lunch together that one time? 461 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:07,916 Please let me know as soon as I've gotten through to you. 462 00:19:07,918 --> 00:19:09,584 Because I've reached a point 463 00:19:09,586 --> 00:19:11,486 where even the NFL wouldn't clear me to play. 464 00:19:11,488 --> 00:19:13,321 "American Dad!" stands with 465 00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:16,558 the National Football League Players Association. 466 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,460 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 467 00:19:18,462 --> 00:19:20,529 I mean, break it up, kids. 468 00:19:20,531 --> 00:19:24,266 Steve, that's strike one, and you don't get a second. 469 00:19:24,268 --> 00:19:25,667 No, wait. You get three. 470 00:19:25,669 --> 00:19:28,437 You hear that, everybody? You get two free fights! 471 00:19:28,439 --> 00:19:29,771 I expect you to use them! 472 00:19:29,773 --> 00:19:31,773 Thanks, Steve. 473 00:19:31,775 --> 00:19:35,844 Your love made me realize that anger isn't all I am. 474 00:19:35,846 --> 00:19:38,313 And instead of using my anger to fight, 475 00:19:38,315 --> 00:19:40,649 I should bottle it up and only let it out 476 00:19:40,651 --> 00:19:42,617 when I can no longer control it. 477 00:19:42,619 --> 00:19:47,823 Maybe in, like, 20 years, quietly, victim by victim. 478 00:19:49,592 --> 00:19:53,361 You're gonna be in therapy for a long time, buddy. 479 00:19:57,934 --> 00:20:00,569 Stan, you're never getting back in! 480 00:20:00,571 --> 00:20:03,638 I've got a delivery for Klaus Heissler. 481 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,741 Ooh. Hello. 482 00:20:05,743 --> 00:20:07,976 I wonder what it is. 483 00:20:07,978 --> 00:20:09,511 Oh, it's big. 484 00:20:09,513 --> 00:20:10,912 It's so big! 485 00:20:10,914 --> 00:20:12,514 And it's all for me! 486 00:20:12,516 --> 00:20:15,784 Uh, what could it be? Maybe a giant aquarium? 487 00:20:15,786 --> 00:20:18,820 Maybe it's a lifetime supply of fish food. 488 00:20:18,822 --> 00:20:21,790 Or maybe it's Stan, Francine, and Hayley. 489 00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:23,558 All right, guys. 490 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,794 Truce. Welcome home. 491 00:20:37,106 --> 00:20:38,940 He's opening it. It's working! 492 00:20:38,942 --> 00:20:42,811 Oh, no! Not the kitties and the birdies! 493 00:20:42,813 --> 00:20:44,379 Aaah! No! No, no, no! 494 00:20:44,381 --> 00:20:46,414 Oh! Aah! Ouch! 495 00:20:46,416 --> 00:20:47,816 Once they've taken care of Klaus, 496 00:20:47,818 --> 00:20:49,718 the house will be ours again. 497 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,119 No! Aah! 498 00:20:52,756 --> 00:20:56,792 I killed them. I killed them all! 499 00:20:56,794 --> 00:20:58,794 Do you hear that, Stan?! 500 00:20:58,796 --> 00:21:02,197 Ha! Nice try! 501 00:21:02,317 --> 00:21:07,269 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com web dl sync snarry