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Gentlemen!
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Three months ago I bravely
re-entered the dating pool,
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and how has this city rewarded me?
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With an endless parade
of weirdo ass clowns.
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Hard to say who was the worst.
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- Comedy magician.
- This guy with the little ding dang.
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- The lion tamer.
- Never went out with a lion tamer.
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I am having some vivid dreams.
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The point is Ian has asked
me out on a third date,
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and this is the biggest
compliment I could give.
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I want to go.
Because I like him.
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- Booh!
- That's not a reason.
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And frankly it's been a while,
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and the third date is where,
# mama gets her biscuit. #
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(chuckles)
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- Mama gets her biscuit.
- I don't understand.
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- It's sex.
- Oh!
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- Yeah!
- Now, that's a reason!
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Anyway, I'm bringing him home tonight,
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so let's keep those toilets flushed.
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That means stick around.
Take a second look.
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How'd you tell Ian about the fun
surprise that you still live with your ex?
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All right.
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Well, I haven't told him yet.
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Uh, tricky conversation.
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I'm thinking of something simple like,
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"Hey, Ian, I live with my ex."
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No. No, no. When a guy
hears that, he is going to
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run through the wall
like the Kool-Aid Man.
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Here's a fun idea. You can
put a hat on him with antlers.
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This way, the hole he makes in
the wall will make us all smile.
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Nick brings home girls all the time.
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- There's no problem.
- No complaints here.
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It'll make you forget
every botanical garden
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you've ever seen.
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I live with my ex-girlfriend.
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And after the farmer's market...
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I live with my ex.
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Let's have sex again.
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I live with my ex.
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(sighs)
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Damn it. Too quick.
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Hey, if you're looking
to scare somebody off,
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it's basically a gold mine.
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Nobody cares that we're
exes who live together.
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(groans) I got to go.
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Okay, that doesn't prove anything.
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Just for the record, I'm leaving
'cause you live with your ex.
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It's gross. And disgusting.
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And I'm gonna steal some stuff.
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Take what you want, honey.
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COACH: We don't read those anymore.
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(door closes)
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Nick, who are these girls?
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They're not the best.
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Synced and corrected by backinblack
www.addic7ed.com
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Jess, guys hate complicated situations.
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We want the path of least resistance.
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There's a flap in our underwear
because we are too lazy
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to pull our underpants down.
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No offense, Nick, but...
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Ian's a little different from
you or the women you bring home.
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The... tavern folk.
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Have some respect.
They're called Uh-Ohs.
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- And I've been through a lot
of names: Pork Pals. - Mm-hmm.
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- Okay.
- Bone Cronies,
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- Right.
- C-Plussy Hussies.
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- Very reverent.
- But "Uh-Oh"
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takes it off of them
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and back onto me where it belongs.
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I made the mistake,
not them. They're great.
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You really are a prince among men, Nick.
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Aw, that's awfully nice.
I feel like I'm maturing.
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All I'm saying is that, somehow,
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Ian is even more mature than you are.
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And that's why I think he'll understand
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when I tell him in a mature
adult way I live with my ex
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but there's nothing to worry about.
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- Can I suggest a tweak?
- Fine.
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"I live with my ex but
there's nothing to worry about
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- because he's gay now."
- No.
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- "Because he has weeks to live."
- No.
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"Because he's already dead."
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- What?
- Then I'll act like a ghost.
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No.
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(imitating ghost): Consider it.
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- No.
- Come on.
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That's the worst ghost
impression I've ever heard.
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This is the worst ghost
impression you've ever heard?
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(imitating ghost): I'm a ghost.
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(scoffs) There's way worse.
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(Winston humming softly)
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Anything for me?
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Oh, no, this isn't our mail.
This is our neighbors' mail.
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You see, Viv likes it alphabetized.
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Yet Michelle likes it
according to size. (chuckles)
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Hashtag "go figure," right?
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Hashtag "did you see how I rhymed?"
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I want to choke you until your eyes
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literally pop out of your head.
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Those girls are not
going to sleep with you.
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They are hot. And nothing is
less hot than a male secretary.
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(imitates record scratching)
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What?
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I think somebody needs
to take a good long look
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at Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel.
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Dude's eyes are so pouchy
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he can barely see anything,
and he's still killing it.
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Girls don't have sex with
guys who sort their mail.
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I am playing the long game here, Coach,
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weaving myself into the
fabric of their lives.
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Pretty soon I'll be as permanent
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as the will that I helped them draw up.
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Oh, Winston, thank God you're here.
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The toilet won't flush.
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Did you jiggle the handle?
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No, it's not working for us.
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- Here.
- Oh.
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I'm not here to do any chores.
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You guys want to hang out tonight?
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- Sure. - Sure.
- Right on.
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Right on.
That's what's up.
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WINSTON: Coach, I really
need my stilts and a plunger!
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Eh, I don't care.
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I'm happy to lend you a bra,
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but I don't think I have
anything that would fit you.
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That's the Peter Pan.
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That'll smash 'em down good,
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but you'll never get those in there.
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I know. I just wanted to see
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what it would feel like to be your size.
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Are we doing, like,
a boob Freaky Friday?
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Because I don't want to lug
yours around. They're a load.
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I know. That's the whole point.
That's why all the women
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in my family have
back trouble, you know?
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(groans)
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So, now that I have insurance though,
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I was thinking maybe I could have, like,
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breast reduction surgery.
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SCHMIDT (in distance): No!
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(footsteps running)
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(frantic knocking) I wonder who this is.
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What?
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It's a boob reduction, Schmidt.
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Just accept it.
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Acceptance is stage five.
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I'm grieving, Cece.
There are five stages of grief.
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Stage one was denial.
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- This is not happening, this is not...
- Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
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- You're not getting a boob reduction.
- Yes, I am.
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- This is not happening.
- Yes, it is.
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Stage two was anger.
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Your breasts belong to all of us!
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Okay.
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Who are you to decide?!
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Next will be stage four, depression.
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And then stage five, acceptance.
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But right now, I'm firmly
planted in stage three,
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bargaining.
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Dear God, if you stop Cece's
breast reduction, Okay.
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- I'll circumcise Coach.
- Whoa, Coach.
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Go out with them tonight?
Doesn't make any sense, man.
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And compromise the long game? Ha.
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Not until I replace their
rocker switches with dimmers.
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Forget your long game,
Winston! Getting a girl
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to have sex with you is
not about planning ahead.
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It is about seizing opportunities
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that you never saw coming.
It is instinct.
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All right? It is improv.
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It is jazz, man.
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But with words. You dig?
And the words are,
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"Oh, yeah, girl, I'm about to..."
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(scatting loudly)
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(phone vibrating)
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(humming quietly)
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(chuckles) Glen, my man,
tell me something good.
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And you better not be trying to sell me
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some non-dimmable
halogens, you son of a...
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Where you at? Are you kidding me?
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(sighs)
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Hey, buddy.
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You know what you need to
surround yourself with tonight?
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Four new boobs.
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On two different women?
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You're damn right.
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Take me to them.
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(laughs)
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Um, do you want to, like,
go find a bar, grab a drink?
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There's a bar that I like.
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It's called... my place.
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Great. Uh, is it... You
think it'll be crowded?
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You know I'm talking
about my house, right?
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Okay. Yeah, no, I wasn't...
I thought that was just
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- a clever name but now I do.
- No.
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And, yeah, let's go there.
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(laughs)
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Um, one thing I want to,
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uh, disclose to you in a very mature
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adult way, I... live with my ex.
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- Okay. Uh, yeah, you live with your ex.
- Yeah.
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But also three other guys.
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It's more zany than sexy.
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Okay. So it, like,
wasn't really serious?
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Oh, it was very serious.
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Did you say "I love you"?
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Not until he said it. (chuckles)
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Uh, yeah, I don't think I can do this.
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- I'm sorry. I just...
- What?
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I've been on so many weird dates lately.
I'm just looking
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- for something easier.
- I... No, Ian, Ian, Ian,
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Ian, Ian, look.
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Yes, I live with my ex.
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But there's nothing to worry about.
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Because...
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Nick. You're gay.
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- Huh?
- You're gay.
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Be gay. Be gay. Be gay.
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Be gay?
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Hey. (chuckles)
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I just had to make sure
these animals flushed.
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Oh. Not you, you fastidious queen.
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Oh, y-you must be Nick.
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Well, friends call me Gay Nick.
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My perfect Sunday,
sitting here watching the game,
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eating a pot pie with a hot dude
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with no shirt on, on my lap kissing me.
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Right on, man. Right on, man.
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- All right.
- You got it.
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(imitates explosion)
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Uh, can I use your restroom?
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Yeah. It's down the hall to the right.
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Don't worry. I won't peek.
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- But he wants to.
- (chuckles)
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Oh, my God, I am so sorry.
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I should just tell him the truth.
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It's too late for the truth, Jess.
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You live with a gay man,
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and this gay man's
gonna help you get laid.
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- Okay. Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Do you think you can play a gay man?
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I'm terrible at lying, I'm
terrific at make-believe.
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- Okay.
- Okay? But I need to know some backstory
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'cause it's very important to me.
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- Okay. Yeah, backstory's important.
- Okay.
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Tell me, have I always known I was gay,
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or did I just recently realize it?
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That's... Um, you-you
always knew you were gay,
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but you grew up in an oil town
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where masculinity was
the most valued currency.
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Um, you-you had an
older brother named Chip.
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- And Chip was a union guy.
- Yes.
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And if it wasn't about
Teamster Local 11,
253
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Chip didn't want to hear about it.
254
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Oh, my God, we're doing this.
255
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When I came out, was it flashy?
256
00:08:32,611 --> 00:08:34,044
Was it emotional?
257
00:08:34,079 --> 00:08:36,513
Am I mad that Anderson
Cooper doesn't fly the flag?
258
00:08:36,548 --> 00:08:39,550
Or for what he's doing in his
own way... is it even braver?
259
00:08:39,584 --> 00:08:41,652
These are all really good
questions, but I just can't
260
00:08:41,686 --> 00:08:43,821
get my mind off, like,
why you dress this way.
261
00:08:43,855 --> 00:08:46,190
- Why aren't you in better shape?
- Don't put me in a box!
262
00:08:46,224 --> 00:08:48,993
There's nothing we gay men hate
more than being put in a box.
263
00:08:49,027 --> 00:08:51,762
Look, maybe I'm a bear,
maybe I'm a twinkler.
264
00:08:51,796 --> 00:08:54,164
- That's not a category.
- I like rugby
265
00:08:54,199 --> 00:08:56,867
for the game and for the men.
266
00:08:56,901 --> 00:08:58,636
Now, if you excuse me, I got to go do
267
00:08:58,670 --> 00:09:00,070
that gay thing I was telling you about,
268
00:09:00,105 --> 00:09:02,006
because, of course, I'm gay as hell.
269
00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,574
(laughs) Bye.
270
00:09:03,608 --> 00:09:05,109
(whispers): That's not how gay men talk.
271
00:09:05,143 --> 00:09:07,945
(whispers): I am shattering stereotypes.
272
00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:10,848
What are you doing here, man?
273
00:09:10,882 --> 00:09:12,249
WINSTON: I'm always here.
274
00:09:12,284 --> 00:09:14,084
Very definition of the long game.
275
00:09:14,119 --> 00:09:15,786
COACH: Forget your
long game. It doesn't...
276
00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:17,187
What is he...?
277
00:09:17,222 --> 00:09:19,723
What are you doing, man?
278
00:09:19,758 --> 00:09:21,926
Is this...?
279
00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:24,395
Is this the fut... the future?
280
00:09:24,429 --> 00:09:26,931
I can hold them both in one hand.
281
00:09:26,965 --> 00:09:28,299
Yeah, man.
282
00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:29,466
(sighs)
283
00:09:29,501 --> 00:09:31,201
No, no, there it is. Look at that.
284
00:09:31,236 --> 00:09:34,705
Stage four...
depression.
285
00:09:34,739 --> 00:09:37,308
My two best friends are going away.
286
00:09:37,342 --> 00:09:40,044
Going away far too soon.
287
00:09:40,078 --> 00:09:42,980
And if you were lucky
enough to meet them,
288
00:09:43,014 --> 00:09:46,383
to touch them, to be touched by them,
289
00:09:46,418 --> 00:09:48,385
you came away a better person.
290
00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:50,087
If you'll excuse me.
291
00:09:50,121 --> 00:09:51,889
Is he... is he talking about you guys?
292
00:09:51,923 --> 00:09:54,925
Yes. Yes, he is, uh...
he's talking about us.
293
00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,628
We are, unfortunately,
we're going away... tomorrow.
294
00:09:57,662 --> 00:10:01,298
So, uh, we better make
tonight count, huh, ladies?
295
00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,800
Wait.
296
00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:04,401
We barely got to know you!
297
00:10:04,436 --> 00:10:06,737
How long will you be gone?
298
00:10:06,771 --> 00:10:09,440
For... for...
299
00:10:09,474 --> 00:10:11,442
- 44 weeks.
- 44 weeks?
300
00:10:11,476 --> 00:10:12,443
Tell them about our business, man.
301
00:10:12,477 --> 00:10:14,178
You don't have to be shy about it.
302
00:10:14,212 --> 00:10:16,146
- Uh, right.
- No. Yeah.
303
00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:18,182
Hello. Do you like socks?
304
00:10:18,216 --> 00:10:20,084
We sell socks.
305
00:10:20,118 --> 00:10:22,453
Everybody likes socks.
306
00:10:22,487 --> 00:10:25,189
- I just cried on my penis
while I was peeing. - Whoa.
307
00:10:25,223 --> 00:10:26,624
SCHMIDT: That happened.
308
00:10:26,658 --> 00:10:28,259
I just can't stop thinking about them.
309
00:10:28,293 --> 00:10:29,960
(sighs)
310
00:10:29,995 --> 00:10:32,796
You know, there are some people
that are gonna say that they...
311
00:10:32,831 --> 00:10:34,665
they look alike.
312
00:10:34,699 --> 00:10:37,334
That they're exactly the
same. And you know what?
313
00:10:37,369 --> 00:10:39,270
They just don't know
them like I know them.
314
00:10:39,304 --> 00:10:40,971
Truth-truth be told?
315
00:10:41,006 --> 00:10:42,473
One of them...
316
00:10:42,507 --> 00:10:44,942
One of them is slightly
more brown than the other.
317
00:10:44,976 --> 00:10:46,677
And they're so unique,
318
00:10:46,711 --> 00:10:49,046
and they're so special.
319
00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:50,748
You know what I'm gonna
miss most about them?
320
00:10:50,782 --> 00:10:53,617
Watching them bounce.
321
00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:55,386
Watching them...
322
00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:57,421
Watching them bounce.
323
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,965
If you just give me a chance to exp...
324
00:11:07,999 --> 00:11:10,568
Well, easy come, easy go.
325
00:11:10,602 --> 00:11:13,370
Easy? Easy?!
326
00:11:13,405 --> 00:11:16,574
You just stole six
months of my life, man.
327
00:11:16,608 --> 00:11:20,144
I am... I am P.O.'d, hombre!
328
00:11:20,178 --> 00:11:21,745
Winston!
329
00:11:23,014 --> 00:11:24,582
- Can I get a high five?
- Bam.
330
00:11:24,616 --> 00:11:26,183
(laughs)
331
00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:28,052
Sorry I called you a biscuit.
332
00:11:28,086 --> 00:11:29,753
I'm sorry I liked it so much. (laughs)
333
00:11:29,788 --> 00:11:31,822
(knocking) NICK: Hey,
Jess, you in there?
334
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,257
Is that Nick?
335
00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:34,725
Do you mean Gay Nick?
336
00:11:34,759 --> 00:11:36,360
Yeah, that's Gay Nick.
337
00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:40,865
- I am so sorry.
- What's going on?
338
00:11:40,899 --> 00:11:43,267
I screwed up. (door opens)
339
00:11:46,938 --> 00:11:48,339
- A girl, Nick?
- I know.
340
00:11:48,373 --> 00:11:49,707
Nick, really?
341
00:11:49,741 --> 00:11:51,542
(laughs): Hey.
342
00:11:51,576 --> 00:11:53,777
(laughs)
343
00:11:55,647 --> 00:11:57,948
You look like my dead friend Karen.
344
00:11:57,983 --> 00:12:00,451
- Does anyone ever tell you that?
- Hmm, no.
345
00:12:00,485 --> 00:12:02,386
- Thank you.
- Mm.
346
00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:05,456
(door closes) What?!
347
00:12:05,490 --> 00:12:07,525
I wanted to be gay
for you, I really did,
348
00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:09,360
but it's a very hard time to be gay.
349
00:12:09,394 --> 00:12:11,462
Girls are wearing scarves and boots.
350
00:12:11,496 --> 00:12:13,130
They have so many layers to them.
351
00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:15,566
What is underneath all those
layers? I want to find out!
352
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,401
Are you blaming autumn?
353
00:12:17,435 --> 00:12:19,770
Look, it was one night. Get rid of her!
354
00:12:19,804 --> 00:12:22,373
I tried. I told her I live
with my ex, and she didn't care.
355
00:12:22,407 --> 00:12:24,308
You look so cute in
the morning. (laughs)
356
00:12:24,342 --> 00:12:26,143
You talking to me or her? (laughter)
357
00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:28,712
(door closes) Okay. I'll get rid of her.
358
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:30,681
I'll just pretend to be
your crazy ex-girlfriend.
359
00:12:30,715 --> 00:12:33,617
I can do this. I did a one-woman
production of A Christmas Carol.
360
00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:36,554
(British accent): You,
sir, what day is it?
361
00:12:36,588 --> 00:12:38,756
Aye, it's Christmas day.
362
00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:41,392
That was not good.
363
00:12:41,426 --> 00:12:43,928
- It was perfect.
- Thank you. I thought you'd think that.
364
00:12:43,962 --> 00:12:45,396
- Yeah, it's perfect.
- All right, look,
365
00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:46,931
you stay here and keep
your gay warm, okay?
366
00:12:46,965 --> 00:12:49,333
In case Ian comes
back. Also, can we agree
367
00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:51,468
that this is not the most
mature way to handle things?
368
00:12:51,503 --> 00:12:52,570
Even though it's pretty fun.
369
00:12:52,604 --> 00:12:54,138
It's no fun a couple Bellinis
370
00:12:54,172 --> 00:12:56,340
and a round of apples
to apples can't solve.
371
00:12:56,374 --> 00:12:58,409
- What kind of gay are you?
- I'm still finding it.
372
00:12:58,443 --> 00:12:59,844
- All right.
- All right.
373
00:13:02,571 --> 00:13:04,483
Nick thinks we're broken up,
but he also thinks
374
00:13:04,661 --> 00:13:06,805
that the last girl he slept
with wasn't me in a wig.
375
00:13:06,962 --> 00:13:08,377
(laughs)
376
00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:10,544
Wigs are so good for tricking guys.
377
00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:13,881
I'm around all the time.
378
00:13:13,916 --> 00:13:16,217
Do you really want to get
yourself in this situation?
379
00:13:16,251 --> 00:13:19,420
My last boyfriend was,
like, honestly in his 80s.
380
00:13:19,454 --> 00:13:22,556
I was just like, "Don't die, Myron."
381
00:13:22,591 --> 00:13:24,926
Does that answer your question?
382
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,594
Tell me everything you did sexually!
383
00:13:26,628 --> 00:13:28,496
Everything! All of it, or leave!
384
00:13:28,530 --> 00:13:29,830
- I put my finger...
- Stop!
385
00:13:29,865 --> 00:13:31,198
- But you asked...
- No.
386
00:13:31,233 --> 00:13:33,367
I-I did, but it backfired.
387
00:13:33,402 --> 00:13:34,869
WINSTON: Ah, so it is
388
00:13:34,903 --> 00:13:36,737
load bearing, huh?
389
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,205
What are you doing?
390
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,975
Me? Oh, well, first, I'm
putting up the shelves.
391
00:13:41,009 --> 00:13:42,777
Then I got to finish the floor,
392
00:13:42,811 --> 00:13:45,513
so that the shelves can
appear level, then the ceiling.
393
00:13:45,547 --> 00:13:48,249
Enough! All right? You've
done enough for these women.
394
00:13:48,283 --> 00:13:50,284
Look, ladies, I tried to manipulate you,
395
00:13:50,319 --> 00:13:51,986
and I am sorry about that, but
396
00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:54,488
you guys have been manipulating
my friend for months.
397
00:13:54,523 --> 00:13:57,692
It is not okay. Just dangling
sex like a little carrot.
398
00:13:57,726 --> 00:14:00,261
We are not using sex to
get Winston to do stuff.
399
00:14:00,295 --> 00:14:01,262
No.
400
00:14:01,296 --> 00:14:04,332
- Wait. You're not?
- No.
401
00:14:04,366 --> 00:14:05,499
Well, then he's done doing stuff.
402
00:14:05,534 --> 00:14:07,602
Come on, Winston.
You're better than this.
403
00:14:07,636 --> 00:14:09,403
Forget you guys.
404
00:14:09,438 --> 00:14:10,438
Wait!
405
00:14:10,472 --> 00:14:12,773
Yeah, just-just give us a minute.
406
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:14,575
- Okay, we have to talk about...
- Okay.
407
00:14:14,610 --> 00:14:16,777
- What are they whispering about?
- I don't know.
408
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,179
We could just stack the books.
409
00:14:18,213 --> 00:14:19,614
No... No.
410
00:14:19,648 --> 00:14:21,749
Oh, man, this is embarrassing.
411
00:14:24,019 --> 00:14:25,286
Uh...
412
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,688
Okay. It's me.
413
00:14:27,723 --> 00:14:29,123
Come on.
414
00:14:29,157 --> 00:14:30,157
What?
415
00:14:30,192 --> 00:14:32,326
Wait. Listen. Um...
416
00:14:32,361 --> 00:14:33,394
Michelle, you don't have to do this.
417
00:14:33,428 --> 00:14:34,629
That's okay. I kind of want to.
418
00:14:34,663 --> 00:14:36,864
Just, uh, keep the
pencil behind your ear,
419
00:14:36,899 --> 00:14:40,735
and bring the hard hat,
um, and the safety goggles.
420
00:14:43,171 --> 00:14:46,841
(whispers): Long game.
421
00:14:51,179 --> 00:14:53,147
(sighs)
422
00:14:53,181 --> 00:14:55,349
Wonder what's taking, uh, Jess so long.
423
00:14:55,384 --> 00:14:56,817
Well, you know women.
424
00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:58,219
What's women?
425
00:14:58,253 --> 00:14:59,453
(laughs)
426
00:15:01,423 --> 00:15:04,325
- (laughs): Am I right?
- "What's women?"
427
00:15:04,359 --> 00:15:06,928
I just don't know them like
you know them, is my point.
428
00:15:06,962 --> 00:15:08,162
Uh-huh.
429
00:15:08,197 --> 00:15:12,033
Uh, so, what kind of
guys do you like to date?
430
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:13,267
Me? All kinds.
431
00:15:13,302 --> 00:15:14,735
Yeah.
432
00:15:14,770 --> 00:15:18,773
Hunks. If I can get my, uh,
paws on a hunk, I don't let go.
433
00:15:18,807 --> 00:15:21,242
Uh, ripped nerds.
434
00:15:21,276 --> 00:15:23,578
'Cause they're smart
but strong, I guess.
435
00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:25,446
- Uh-huh.
- I like Spanish guys.
436
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,882
Throw in a little, uh,
hint of German in there,
437
00:15:27,916 --> 00:15:29,517
there's a perfect combo.
438
00:15:29,551 --> 00:15:30,851
Okay.
439
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,987
Certain ice cream men, I guess.
440
00:15:33,021 --> 00:15:35,423
Carpet steamers. Sleepy guys.
441
00:15:35,457 --> 00:15:38,292
Uh, we in the gay community
call them "drowsers."
442
00:15:38,327 --> 00:15:39,794
Why would you like a sleepy guy?
443
00:15:39,828 --> 00:15:41,963
Look... I'm so out of the game...
444
00:15:41,997 --> 00:15:43,197
I'm in a relationship.
445
00:15:43,232 --> 00:15:44,532
Um...
446
00:15:44,566 --> 00:15:46,100
he's got a nice penis.
447
00:15:46,134 --> 00:15:48,102
You're sweating a lot.
448
00:15:48,136 --> 00:15:49,804
That's what he said! Am I right?
449
00:15:49,838 --> 00:15:51,239
(laughs)
450
00:15:51,273 --> 00:15:54,542
I'm a sweaty lover,
is what he says to me.
451
00:15:54,576 --> 00:15:56,377
Okay, you know, you
really don't seem gay.
452
00:15:56,411 --> 00:15:58,613
I don't buy it.
453
00:15:59,982 --> 00:16:02,750
Hey. Not now.
454
00:16:02,784 --> 00:16:04,485
Probably wondering why I
didn't come home last night.
455
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:07,588
Just needed some space to
process this whole thing.
456
00:16:07,623 --> 00:16:09,323
I'm sorry if our room felt empty.
457
00:16:09,358 --> 00:16:12,260
(sighs)
458
00:16:12,294 --> 00:16:13,995
Well, it did.
459
00:16:14,029 --> 00:16:15,663
I was really worried about you.
460
00:16:15,697 --> 00:16:17,865
So where were you?
You owe me that much.
461
00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:20,501
I just went walking on
the streets last night.
462
00:16:20,536 --> 00:16:22,837
I needed to come to terms with all this.
463
00:16:22,871 --> 00:16:25,773
Ended up in a park.
I know that's stupid,
464
00:16:25,808 --> 00:16:27,108
but I promise I was careful.
465
00:16:27,142 --> 00:16:28,476
I mean, I was totally safe.
466
00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:29,744
A park?
467
00:16:29,778 --> 00:16:31,679
- I don't know, man.
- Hey,
468
00:16:31,713 --> 00:16:34,215
I'm upset... but I understand.
469
00:16:34,249 --> 00:16:35,850
It's okay.
470
00:16:35,884 --> 00:16:37,018
Come here.
471
00:16:38,554 --> 00:16:40,354
Come here.
472
00:16:40,389 --> 00:16:42,156
(sighs) There, there.
473
00:16:46,228 --> 00:16:47,662
Thanks.
474
00:16:47,696 --> 00:16:48,429
Yeah.
475
00:16:48,463 --> 00:16:50,364
Acceptance. Wow.
476
00:16:50,399 --> 00:16:51,165
Yeah.
477
00:16:53,335 --> 00:16:55,336
Give me a kiss.
478
00:16:57,072 --> 00:16:58,806
Just give me a kiss.
479
00:16:58,841 --> 00:17:00,174
All right?
480
00:17:03,645 --> 00:17:05,880
I felt like you needed
that more than I did.
481
00:17:05,914 --> 00:17:08,149
(sighs)
482
00:17:08,183 --> 00:17:09,851
You're scruff, by the way, is perfect.
483
00:17:09,885 --> 00:17:12,153
- Don't touch your beard trimming setting.
- Okay.
484
00:17:13,188 --> 00:17:14,655
- Take it easy.
- Okay.
485
00:17:16,225 --> 00:17:17,692
That was beautiful.
486
00:17:17,726 --> 00:17:18,960
I'm-I'm sorry, you know?
487
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,828
I think I'm just more used to, like,
488
00:17:20,863 --> 00:17:22,497
stereotypical gay guys,
like him, you know?
489
00:17:22,531 --> 00:17:24,332
- You offended me.
- I'm sorry.
490
00:17:24,366 --> 00:17:27,635
Ian! Ian! Hi. There are some
events that are about to occur
491
00:17:27,669 --> 00:17:28,903
that I'd like to get ahead of.
492
00:17:28,937 --> 00:17:30,771
Um, the truth is that Nick is...
493
00:17:30,806 --> 00:17:32,673
Oh, God.
494
00:17:34,576 --> 00:17:36,077
Get off of me!
495
00:17:36,111 --> 00:17:37,845
You're not a man!
496
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:44,329
Ian! Wait. I'm so sorry I lied,
497
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,631
and you don't owe me
anything, but could I just
498
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,399
ask you one thing before you leave?
499
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,068
- What is this, an exit interview?
- Is there any good way
500
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:52,804
I could have told you
about my living situation?
501
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:55,473
Okay, you know what?
Fair question. Um... no!
502
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,442
Look, Nick was just
trying to help me. Clearly,
503
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:59,677
he would do anything for
you. I mean, he went so far
504
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,046
as to hire an actual gay man
to play his cheating lover.
505
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,183
What? Oh, my God. You know what?
506
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:06,584
I think that was Schmidt.
507
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,252
He's... not gay.
508
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,288
When are the lies gonna stop?!
509
00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:11,689
Now, this is just a consultation,
510
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,091
so do your best to relax.
511
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,092
Okay.
512
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:15,093
Stop the surgery!
513
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,962
This is just a consultation.
514
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,163
May we have the room, please?
515
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,199
That's what it's here for.
516
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,100
I'm sorry.
517
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,372
- What are you doing?!
- Okay, look, I know
518
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:30,074
I can't stop this, and I accept that,
519
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,876
but I just wanted to stop it long enough
520
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,344
so that I could say good-bye.
521
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:37,115
Aw. Look, this is a
low-risk procedure, okay?
522
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:38,750
I'm gonna be fine.
523
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,885
Oh, you meant say good-bye to my boobs.
524
00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:42,487
I forgot who I was talking to.
525
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:45,056
No, Schmidt, you cannot see my boobs.
526
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,158
I need to look them in the
eyes. I can't let them leave
527
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:48,927
without knowing how
much they've meant to me.
528
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,194
- I'll let them know.
- No.
529
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:52,163
I need to tell them myself.
530
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:54,566
(groans) All right...
531
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,302
you can say good-bye to one, all right?
532
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:59,003
- I mean, j-just one?
- One.
533
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,706
(sighs) Gosh almighty.
534
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:04,075
The Ultimate Sophie's Cho-Cho.
535
00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:06,010
I mean, there's Harold, who's just...
536
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:08,079
full of life...
537
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:09,414
(groans)
538
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:12,417
(sighs) And Kumar, who's shy.
539
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:15,486
Who's shy, but yet
surprisingly so brave.
540
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:18,556
But, you know, who wouldn't be
with a best friend like Harold?
541
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,091
Oh, my God, fine!
542
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,893
You can say good-bye to both, okay?
543
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:24,329
- Okay. I need you to put these on.
- What?
544
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:27,932
This is a private conversation
that doesn't concern you.
545
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,367
The playlist...
546
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:31,236
matches the mood.
547
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:33,671
("Canon in D" playing)
548
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,237
(music fades)
549
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,139
I mean, I guess if I'm being honest,
550
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:10,942
it doesn't matter what size you are.
551
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:12,810
I'm always gonna love you,
552
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,113
because you're attached to
the most beautiful person
553
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,748
in the whole world.
554
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,383
(music resumes)
555
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,722
You know what I think? I think
556
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,091
that when people go on dates with us,
557
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,359
probably talk to their friends
558
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,727
and their friends say,
559
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,996
"You go on dates with a lot of weirdos."
560
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,498
(shower running) Oh, my God.
561
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:36,401
We're the weirdo ass clowns.
562
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:39,737
Aw, no. Everyone in their 30s
waits in line for the shower.
563
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:43,641
I'm sorry, but the truth is,
as long as you live with me,
564
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,577
you're not gonna meet a normal guy.
565
00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:46,744
(Jess chuckles)
566
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,746
Why are you guys all in here?
567
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,481
Winston's taking a long-ass shower.
568
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:51,649
Poor guy gets dirty.
569
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:52,851
All right, let me see the new.
570
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,018
I accept it.
571
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,787
Again, it was just a consultation.
572
00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:58,356
And actually, I don't even know
if I'm gonna go through with it.
573
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,291
You're still here. I saved you.
574
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:01,993
I'm your Schindler.
One day, your children
575
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:03,862
are gonna put rocks on my grave.
576
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,598
Hey, uh, wow. You guys
mind if I get cuts?
577
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:09,000
- 'Cause I am very dirty.
- Wait a minute.
578
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:10,001
Who's in the sh...
579
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:11,703
Hey, what's the vibe here
580
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:12,871
on shower pee-pee?
581
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,706
I'm just trying to plan my day.
582
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,574
Who is this woman?!
583
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,710
You have awesome water pressure.
584
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:22,514
You should see what's
falling out of my hair.
585
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:24,048
Well, Nick...
586
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,184
looks like you're
gonna have to marry her.
587
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,336
- It's looking that way, isn't it?
- Yeah.
588
00:21:29,170 --> 00:21:31,028
- She's not so bad.
- She's peeing in the shower.
589
00:21:31,063 --> 00:21:33,508
- Yeah, she is.
- (laughs) That's weird.
590
00:21:33,822 --> 00:21:34,962
Classic Tina.
591
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,404
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