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Hi. This is
Elizabeth Montgomery,
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inviting you to stay
tuned for Bewitched.
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[♪]
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They're beautiful, Mommy.
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Yes, they are,
aren't they, sweetheart?
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Look at this.
Now, this is a button
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from George Washington's coat,
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just like that one.
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TABITHA:
Why did it fall off?
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[LAUGHS] I don't know.
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Maybe Mrs. Washington
didn't sew too well.
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Now, look at this.
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This is a buckle
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from his shoe. See?
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Which would be better
to take to school?
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The buckle from
George Washington's shoe,
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or the button from his coat?
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I think you better
leave them both here.
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They're much too valuable.
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But next Monday's
Washington's birthday,
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and today we're
having show-and-tell.
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Well, you could show the book,
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and tell the class
that your Daddy
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collects Washington relics.
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I guess so.
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You finish getting
ready for school.
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I'll get Daddy's breakfast.
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[♪]
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Okay, Mommy.
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♪ School days, school days ♪
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♪ Oh, those golden
Fool days... ♪
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It's "rule days," Esmeralda.
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Not me, honey.
I was a fool in school.
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Oh, George Washington.
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TABITHA:
I sure wish I could take
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the real buckle
and button to school
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for show-and-tell
instead of this picture.
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Everybody else will
probably bring pictures.
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And we don't wanna be
like everybody else, do we?
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I'll tell you what.
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If you promise
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to return them
right after school
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I'll get you the
buckle and the button.
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But Mommy said I couldn't
take Daddy's collection.
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Oh, we won't touch
your daddy's collection.
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I'll zap them out of the book.
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Then this afternoon after school
I'll zap them right back again.
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Oh, would you?
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[LAUGHS] Well, I may not
be much of a witch,
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but I can positively do that.
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I think.
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Now... Now,
give me a little room.
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[♪]
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Find the rhyme
that goes with buckle.
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Tuckle, wuckle,
duckle, chuckle.
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Come on, George, and look alive.
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I begin to weary of this jive.
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[♪]
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Anything happening?
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A whole lot.
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Oh...
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Am I mad?
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Oh, well, you have every
right to be, Mr. President.
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I... I just wanted
your buckle and button.
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Buckle and button.
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But this is even better.
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This is delayed battle
fatigue from Valley Forge.
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If I'm having
hallucinations, I...
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I think I should
have them sitting down.
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Oh, yes. Here.
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[♪]
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Oh, dear.
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[NARRATOR READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]
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[♪]
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[♪]
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[♪]
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Was Tabitha very upset about
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not being able to take
my collection to school?
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Oh, no, sweetheart,
she understood.
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[HORN HONKING]
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That's the bus.
Tabitha.
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I heard it, Mommy.
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Bye-bye, sweetheart.
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Bye, Mommy.
Bye, Daddy.
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Bye, honey.
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Have a good day.
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[♪]
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WASHINGTON: These are the
times that try men's souls.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Who was that?
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I hate to guess.
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Uh, sweetheart, why don't
you go to the office
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and I'll find out what's up?
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[♪]
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Oh, I've got to reverse the
spell. I...
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Find the rhyme
that goes with buckle.
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And then we'll
have a little chuckle.
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Or is it "knuckle"?
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Oh, dear, that doesn't
even make sense.
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Oh, Samantha.
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I'm afraid we have a visitor.
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Can't be.
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Well, maybe it can't be...
But it is.
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George Washington.
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At your service, mistress.
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I just wanted his
buckle and button.
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Now I understand.
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Martha, awaken me.
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Oh, uh,
Mr. President,
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you are not having a dream.
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You're right, Martha,
it's a nightmare.
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Mr. President,
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why don't you lie down
and take a nap?
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Perhaps you'll awake refreshed.
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For a character in a nightmare,
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you're very kind.
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[CHUCKLES] Oh.
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Ah, you, get hopping
on popping him back.
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[♪]
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I guess you're wondering
who's upstairs.
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A little bit, yes.
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You sure you wanna know?
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I'm sure I don't wanna know.
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But eventually
I'm gonna find out.
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It might as well be now.
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Well, it, uh...
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It was an innocent
little mistake.
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Esmeralda was trying
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to zap George Washington's
button and buckle
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out of the collector's book
for Tabitha to take to school.
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And instead she got...
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George Washington.
George Washington.
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Sam, go up and help her
get rid of him.
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Well, I can't do that.
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A watched witch never remembers.
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[♪]
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Oh.
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There you are.
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Perhaps you could tell me
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just where I am in this dream.
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I tried to keep him upstairs,
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but I couldn't.
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Oh, boy, am I some rotten witch.
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I feel you have
the advantage of me.
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You seem to recognize me,
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yet I have no idea who you are,
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where I am, or for that matter,
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how I came to be here.
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Well, sir,
I'm Samantha Stephens,
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and this is my husband Darrin.
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Mr. President.
Pleasure.
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Oh, well,
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I've never dreamed
a home like this before.
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What century is this?
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The 20th century,
Mr. President.
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Impossible.
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It's against the laws of nature.
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Would I lie
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to George Washington?
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Ah, yet I must admit
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the surroundings are...
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Are very strange.
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Ah. Well, there are
devices in this room
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that I've never seen before.
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Oh, no, no, no,
this must be a dream.
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I think I'll take
a walk and clear my head.
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No, no, no,
Mr. President,
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you-you can't go out.
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Sir, this is my dream,
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and if I wish
to go walking, I shall.
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Mr. President,
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I think maybe you
should know the truth.
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Won't you sit down?
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Yes, let's just...
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After you, madam.
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[♪]
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Uh,
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Esmeralda,
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why don't you
go into the kitchen
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and work on
the you-know-what?
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I'm going, I'm going.
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The truth is,
Mr. President,
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that I am a witch.
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So is Esmeralda,
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and she got you here by mistake.
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A witch?
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Well, maybe her,
but certainly not you.
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Yes, Mr. President, me.
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That's impossible.
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There are no such things
as witches.
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Well, I'm sorry,
Mr. President,
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but how else are you gonna
explain what's happened?
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So...
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this is the 20th century.
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How fare the 13 states?
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We're 50 now.
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Fifty?
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Imagine that.
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What's happened
to Betsy Ross's lovely flag?
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No, that's in a museum.
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So they haven't forgotten us.
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Oh, no. No,
as a matter of fact,
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you're known as
the father of our country.
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Your picture's on
the one dollar bill.
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Mm-hm. Here,
let me show you.
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There. See?
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What's this? Oh.
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I must say,
that is rather flattering.
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I don't think they
did you justice, sir.
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Oh...
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Ah, what's this?
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Uh, that's a five dollar bill.
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WASHINGTON: And who is
this bearded fellow?
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SAMANTHA: That's Abraham
Lincoln, the 16th President.
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Oh, well, he must have
been a very fine President
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to have his name honored
on a five dollar bill.
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He was an excellent
president, sir.
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Better than me?
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Oh, I...
I wouldn't say that.
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Then why is President Lincoln's
name on a five dollar bill,
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while the father of his country
is only on a one dollar bill?
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Uh, w...
Well, um, you see,
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more people can afford
one dollar bills
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than five dollar bills,
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which means more
people see your picture
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than Abraham Lincoln's.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Uh, Mr. President.
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[PHONE RINGS] Excuse me.
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[♪]
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Hello?
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Oh, hello, Larry.
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No, of course
I haven't left yet.
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If I'd left yet,
would I be talking to you?
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I'll tell you why
I haven't left yet.
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It's because
next Monday the 21st,
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is George Washington's birthday.
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And that's why.
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And I'm paying
homage to his memory.
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And as soon as I'm through
paying homage, I'll be there.
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
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The green animal is talking.
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It's called a telephone.
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What is it?
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Uh, mostly it's a nuisance.
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I'm leaving right away,
Larry. Goodbye.
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Sir, you may be
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a very enlightened
gentleman of the 20th century,
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but you're mistaken
about my birthday.
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It's not the 21st,
it's the 22nd.
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Yes, Mr. President,
that's another story.
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Excuse me.
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[♪]
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Sweetheart, you have just got to
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get to the office.
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Yeah. Are you sure
you're gonna be all right?
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I promise.
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Don't let him out of your sight.
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Now, don't worry, I won't.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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It's been a pleasure, Mr.
President.
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My pleasure, sir.
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Bye-bye.
Bye.
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[♪]
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What manner of beast is that?
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It's called an automobile.
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Incredible.
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The county's changed
a lot since you were here.
269
00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:08,431
C... Come on,
I'll show you.
270
00:12:18,770 --> 00:12:20,871
Come on, this way.
271
00:12:22,173 --> 00:12:26,810
Now, these are
the 50 United States.
272
00:12:26,811 --> 00:12:30,881
And here is
Washington D.C.,
273
00:12:30,882 --> 00:12:33,383
the capital
of the United States.
274
00:12:35,053 --> 00:12:38,455
They saw fit to change
the date of my birthday.
275
00:12:38,456 --> 00:12:39,957
At least it's comforting to know
276
00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:42,693
they didn't change
the name of the capital.
277
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Things are looking better.
278
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,329
[LAUGHS]
279
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:49,567
And this is
the State of Washington.
280
00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:52,736
A whole state named in my honor.
281
00:12:52,737 --> 00:12:54,305
Imagine that.
282
00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:58,042
Ah, my head is
swimming from all this.
283
00:12:58,043 --> 00:12:59,743
I... I think
I'd best sit down.
284
00:12:59,744 --> 00:13:01,112
Are you sure you wouldn't like
285
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,579
to lie down in the guest room?
286
00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:06,450
Oh, no, no, no,
I'm too exhilarated.
287
00:13:06,451 --> 00:13:09,053
But I could do
with a brisk cup of tea.
288
00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:10,988
Right away,
Mr. President.
289
00:13:10,989 --> 00:13:12,924
[♪]
290
00:13:15,994 --> 00:13:18,395
Esmeralda, this is
getting serious.
291
00:13:18,396 --> 00:13:20,831
You have got to
remember that incantation.
292
00:13:20,832 --> 00:13:22,733
I'm trying, I'm trying.
293
00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:24,668
[♪]
294
00:13:37,382 --> 00:13:39,884
Oh, it's just no use, Samantha.
295
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,986
I can't remember.
296
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,620
Well, all right, all right.
297
00:13:43,621 --> 00:13:44,789
Uh, keep trying.
298
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,390
In the meantime,
I better not keep
299
00:13:46,391 --> 00:13:48,292
the president waiting
for his tea.
300
00:13:48,293 --> 00:13:50,027
[♪]
301
00:13:50,028 --> 00:13:51,628
[GROANS]
302
00:14:06,044 --> 00:14:07,578
Mr. President?
303
00:14:11,816 --> 00:14:14,818
General Washington.
304
00:14:14,819 --> 00:14:16,153
[GASPS]
305
00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:21,492
Oh, no. George?
306
00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:26,830
George?
307
00:14:28,733 --> 00:14:30,333
George?
308
00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:34,471
Oh, George.
309
00:14:37,308 --> 00:14:38,643
[♪]
310
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:42,346
George. George.
311
00:14:42,347 --> 00:14:44,381
Has he disappeared?
Yes.
312
00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:46,984
Oh, I knew I could do it.
313
00:14:46,985 --> 00:14:50,121
He disappeared through the door.
314
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:53,290
Well, as long as he disappeared.
315
00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:55,559
Esmeralda, hold down the fort.
316
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,494
[♪]
317
00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:01,165
Pardon me, sir.
318
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,000
Have you seen a man
walking down the street
319
00:15:03,001 --> 00:15:05,936
dressed, uh, rather strangely?
320
00:15:05,937 --> 00:15:07,638
I don't think
he was dressed strangely,
321
00:15:07,639 --> 00:15:09,507
considering he was
George Washington.
322
00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:11,241
Oh, then you did see him.
323
00:15:11,242 --> 00:15:13,110
Did he say where he was going?
324
00:15:13,111 --> 00:15:14,411
Well, he was
just wandering around
325
00:15:14,412 --> 00:15:16,279
surveying the neighborhood,
as he put it.
326
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,948
I suggested he take
a walk in the park.
327
00:15:17,949 --> 00:15:20,183
My uncle hangs around there.
328
00:15:20,184 --> 00:15:23,621
He thinks he's Thomas Jefferson.
329
00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:26,457
I mean, maybe they
got a lot in common.
330
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,626
You have no idea.
331
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:30,327
[♪]
332
00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:36,233
♪ Father and I
Went down to town ♪
333
00:15:36,234 --> 00:15:38,635
♪ Along with Captain Goodwin ♪
334
00:15:38,636 --> 00:15:40,371
♪ And there we see
The men and boys ♪
335
00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:42,539
♪ As thick As hasty pudding ♪
336
00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:46,643
♪ Yankee doodle keep it up
Yankee doodle dandy ♪
337
00:15:46,644 --> 00:15:48,445
♪ Mind the music And the steps ♪
338
00:15:48,446 --> 00:15:50,814
♪ And with the girls Be handy ♪
339
00:15:50,815 --> 00:15:53,016
Man, that cat's far out.
340
00:15:54,252 --> 00:15:56,353
Earlier, I stood here
341
00:15:56,354 --> 00:15:57,954
and listened to
some of you explain
342
00:15:57,955 --> 00:16:00,591
what is going on
in this country.
343
00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:04,327
Things like assassinations,
344
00:16:04,328 --> 00:16:05,929
pollution,
345
00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:08,265
wars to end wars
346
00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:10,201
that don't end wars.
347
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:12,870
This does not please me.
348
00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:14,538
You tell them, George.
349
00:16:14,539 --> 00:16:17,208
Where is the voice
of the people?
350
00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:20,344
Remember what my
friend Tom Jefferson said:
351
00:16:20,345 --> 00:16:23,347
"What country
can preserve its liberties
352
00:16:23,348 --> 00:16:26,984
"unless its rulers are
warned from time to time
353
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:30,687
that the people preserve
the spirit of resistance."
354
00:16:30,688 --> 00:16:33,591
Okay, break it up, George.
355
00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:34,625
George?
356
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:37,694
You will refer
to me as Mr. President
357
00:16:37,695 --> 00:16:39,430
or General Washington.
358
00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:40,330
Sorry, general,
359
00:16:40,331 --> 00:16:42,199
but, uh,
you have to break it up.
360
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,400
And just what is it
361
00:16:43,401 --> 00:16:46,003
that you want me to break up?
362
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:47,304
This rally.
363
00:16:47,305 --> 00:16:50,407
Unless, of course,
you have a park permit to speak.
364
00:16:50,408 --> 00:16:51,575
The only permit I need is
365
00:16:51,576 --> 00:16:53,544
the Constitution
of the United States.
366
00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:55,412
CROWD:
Hear, hear.
367
00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:56,680
Hear, hear, hear.
368
00:16:57,949 --> 00:16:59,583
Excuse me.
369
00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:02,086
Have you seen a man in a costume
370
00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,621
come by here lately?
371
00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:06,791
I sure did. He was singing
"Yankee Doodle Dandy."
372
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:07,958
Terrific.
373
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:10,160
I thought so.
Oh, he went that way.
374
00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:11,862
[♪]
375
00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:17,101
Why don't you be a good fella
376
00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:18,903
and tell me
where you escaped from?
377
00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:21,839
I have escaped from
the past into the present
378
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,508
and I must say that
what I've seen so far
379
00:17:24,509 --> 00:17:26,310
does not please me.
380
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,912
But you're gonna break it up
or you're under arrest.
381
00:17:28,913 --> 00:17:31,548
Under the abstract
theory of our government
382
00:17:31,549 --> 00:17:34,818
a person is entitled
to resist illegal arrest.
383
00:17:34,819 --> 00:17:37,554
We are allowed
the right of free assembly
384
00:17:37,555 --> 00:17:39,256
under our Constitution.
385
00:17:39,257 --> 00:17:41,825
Yeah, that's right.
Right on.
386
00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:44,829
Uh, Mr. President.
387
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,131
Oh. Oh,
I'm sorry, mistress.
388
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:50,801
I left your home without
so much as by your leave.
389
00:17:50,802 --> 00:17:51,869
But please stand aside,
390
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:54,538
I am about to run
this tyrant through.
391
00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:55,906
Okay, pop, now,
392
00:17:55,907 --> 00:17:58,876
I've dealt with all kinds of
hippies.
393
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,611
Now put that sword away.
394
00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:03,848
I think I'm being insulted.
What is a hippie?
395
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:06,951
Lady, are you
responsible for this dodo?
396
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:08,518
What did the dodo do?
397
00:18:08,519 --> 00:18:11,322
Uh... What did he do?
398
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,357
Well, he's inciting a riot,
399
00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,559
and threatening me
with a dangerous weapon.
400
00:18:16,627 --> 00:18:18,362
Well, officer,
401
00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:21,365
he belongs to me,
and I think I can explain.
402
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:24,702
En garde, defend yourself.
403
00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,570
He don't belong
to you anymore, lady.
404
00:18:26,571 --> 00:18:29,172
Now he belongs to me.
405
00:18:29,173 --> 00:18:31,808
Come on, George. Come on.
406
00:18:31,809 --> 00:18:33,744
[♪]
407
00:18:35,513 --> 00:18:38,181
The charge is
creating a disturbance,
408
00:18:38,182 --> 00:18:39,750
holding a meeting
without a permit,
409
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,484
assaulting an officer.
410
00:18:41,485 --> 00:18:43,587
Bail is $2000.
411
00:18:43,588 --> 00:18:46,657
How soon would the hearing be?
412
00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:48,192
The hearing will
be in four weeks.
413
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:49,426
I protest.
414
00:18:49,427 --> 00:18:52,196
The Constitution guarantees
to every citizen
415
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:54,164
the right of a speedy trial.
416
00:18:54,165 --> 00:18:56,366
Sergeant,
417
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:59,202
in view of the advanced
age of the defendant,
418
00:18:59,203 --> 00:19:02,372
uh, couldn't we
have the trial sooner?
419
00:19:02,373 --> 00:19:03,740
How old are you?
420
00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:06,043
Well, he's...
421
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:09,613
Two hundred and forty.
422
00:19:09,614 --> 00:19:12,649
Four weeks. Post your bail
with the clerk.
423
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:19,890
I'm afraid you can take
the man out of the 18th century,
424
00:19:19,891 --> 00:19:23,660
but you can't take the 18th
century out of the man.
425
00:19:23,661 --> 00:19:25,528
Well, Mr. President,
it wasn't your fault.
426
00:19:25,529 --> 00:19:27,030
How could you have known?
427
00:19:27,031 --> 00:19:28,598
What has happened
to this country
428
00:19:28,599 --> 00:19:30,734
that was founded on freedom?
429
00:19:30,735 --> 00:19:33,436
Does the Constitution
still exist?
430
00:19:33,437 --> 00:19:35,105
The Bill of Rights?
431
00:19:35,106 --> 00:19:36,706
Yes, of course,
Mr. President.
432
00:19:36,707 --> 00:19:39,876
Then why do the people
not exercise their rights?
433
00:19:39,877 --> 00:19:42,579
Sometimes it's easier
434
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:45,149
to be led than to lead.
435
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,783
And a great many of our citizens
436
00:19:46,784 --> 00:19:48,752
prefer to stand on the sidelines
437
00:19:48,753 --> 00:19:51,956
and ignore their rights,
instead of defend them.
438
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:55,059
They're called
the silent majority.
439
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:58,628
Experience has shown
that mankind is more disposed
440
00:19:58,629 --> 00:20:02,333
to suffer evils while
those evils are sufferable
441
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:07,071
than to right themselves
and abolish those abuses.
442
00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:08,772
[SIGHS]
443
00:20:08,773 --> 00:20:11,942
Master Stephens, I'm looking
forward to my day in court.
444
00:20:11,943 --> 00:20:14,411
And you'll have it,
Mr. President. Tomorrow.
445
00:20:14,412 --> 00:20:15,679
Tomorrow?
446
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,982
I thought the hearing
was to be in four weeks.
447
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:20,284
Well, I, uh,
pulled a few strings
448
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:23,153
and got them
to move it up to tomorrow.
449
00:20:23,154 --> 00:20:24,721
Oh.
450
00:20:24,722 --> 00:20:28,592
Well, I hate to impose
my problems on you, mistress,
451
00:20:28,593 --> 00:20:31,061
but would it be at all possible
452
00:20:31,062 --> 00:20:34,931
for you to bring
John Adams out of the past
453
00:20:34,932 --> 00:20:37,301
and represent me in court?
454
00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:39,870
He's a very fine
orator and I would feel...
455
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:42,339
I... Um, I'm afraid
I can't do that.
456
00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:43,540
And besides, Mr. President,
457
00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:46,143
uh, you won't need
a lawyer in court.
458
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:47,777
I pulled a few more strings,
459
00:20:47,778 --> 00:20:51,615
and you'll have a hearing
in the judge's chamber.
460
00:20:51,616 --> 00:20:55,585
You seem to be very expert
at pulling strings.
461
00:20:55,586 --> 00:20:57,954
Sure you didn't
resort to bribery?
462
00:20:57,955 --> 00:21:00,491
Oh, no, of course not,
Mr. President.
463
00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:02,259
It's just that
the charges are so absurd,
464
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:05,162
we don't wanna
take up the jury's time.
465
00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:07,564
This does not please me.
466
00:21:07,565 --> 00:21:08,865
The American people
467
00:21:08,866 --> 00:21:11,201
should know of this outrage.
468
00:21:11,202 --> 00:21:13,103
Well, it's an outrage,
all right,
469
00:21:13,104 --> 00:21:15,139
but, uh, they might get to know
470
00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:17,141
a little more than
is good for them.
471
00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:20,310
The truth, madam,
never hurt anyone.
472
00:21:20,311 --> 00:21:22,746
Look at it this way,
Mr. President.
473
00:21:22,747 --> 00:21:24,981
Uh, I am a witch,
474
00:21:24,982 --> 00:21:27,151
and there aren't
very many of us around.
475
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:28,752
We'd really prefer
476
00:21:28,753 --> 00:21:31,889
to remain the silent minority.
477
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:34,858
Oh, yes, I understand.
478
00:21:34,859 --> 00:21:37,460
Even in the 20th century,
479
00:21:37,461 --> 00:21:39,930
people are not
prepared to accept you?
480
00:21:41,532 --> 00:21:42,899
Well, I've heard your views,
481
00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:45,769
and I will take
them into account.
482
00:21:45,770 --> 00:21:49,639
May I use your study
for tea and contemplation?
483
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,074
Certainly,
Mr. President.
484
00:21:51,075 --> 00:21:52,642
By your leave.
485
00:21:52,643 --> 00:21:54,577
[♪]
486
00:21:59,050 --> 00:22:03,053
Backwards. Say,
maybe that's the answer.
487
00:22:03,054 --> 00:22:05,188
I think I've got it.
488
00:22:05,189 --> 00:22:07,390
Jive this of weary to begin.
489
00:22:07,391 --> 00:22:10,761
I alive look George on come.
490
00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:12,763
What is that supposed to be?
491
00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:13,764
That is supposed to be
492
00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:16,066
an incantation read backwards.
493
00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:18,135
Hm. Well,
how's that gonna help?
494
00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:19,936
How's it gonna hurt?
495
00:22:19,937 --> 00:22:21,905
The President will
have his tea in the den.
496
00:22:21,906 --> 00:22:22,939
Good luck.
497
00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:24,875
[♪]
498
00:22:26,644 --> 00:22:29,412
How come you witches
can do anything but you can't
499
00:22:29,413 --> 00:22:32,682
come up with
a witch psychiatrist for her?
500
00:22:32,683 --> 00:22:35,518
I'll bring that up
at the next coven.
501
00:22:35,519 --> 00:22:37,720
ESMERALDA: Eureka!
[CRASHING]
502
00:22:47,398 --> 00:22:50,167
I did it.
I did it.
503
00:22:50,168 --> 00:22:52,535
I'm almost proud of myself.
504
00:22:52,536 --> 00:22:55,672
Esmeralda,
even I'm proud of you.
505
00:22:55,673 --> 00:22:56,873
He likes me?
506
00:22:56,874 --> 00:22:58,842
We all do.
507
00:22:58,843 --> 00:23:01,178
I don't know what
we'd do without you.
508
00:23:01,179 --> 00:23:04,147
Don't answer that, Darrin.
509
00:23:04,148 --> 00:23:05,748
Oh...
510
00:23:05,749 --> 00:23:07,684
[♪]
511
00:23:13,825 --> 00:23:15,792
[♪]
512
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:24,567
Oh, dear, dear.
513
00:23:24,568 --> 00:23:26,370
A president without his shoes
514
00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:29,806
is like a lady
without her powder puff.
515
00:23:29,807 --> 00:23:32,475
Oh, now let's see.
516
00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:37,047
Size 11, shoes of leather.
517
00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:39,850
George needs you
For the winter weather.
518
00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:42,685
Well, he's gone.
519
00:23:42,686 --> 00:23:45,822
And so is $2000 bail.
520
00:23:45,823 --> 00:23:49,025
Like I said:
"Cheap at twice the price."
521
00:23:49,026 --> 00:23:51,628
But I must admit
one thing, though.
522
00:23:51,629 --> 00:23:52,829
This has been an experience
523
00:23:52,830 --> 00:23:55,031
I'm happy to put behind me,
524
00:23:55,032 --> 00:23:58,268
but it's been one that
I'll always cherish.
525
00:23:58,269 --> 00:24:00,570
That's sweet.
526
00:24:00,571 --> 00:24:02,538
[♪]
527
00:24:02,539 --> 00:24:04,440
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
528
00:24:04,441 --> 00:24:05,441
I didn't mean to do it.
529
00:24:05,442 --> 00:24:07,410
I mean, I was
only trying to help.
530
00:24:07,411 --> 00:24:08,511
Well, a person could
531
00:24:08,512 --> 00:24:10,613
catch his death
of cold without his shoes.
532
00:24:10,614 --> 00:24:14,117
Esmeralda, what did you do?
533
00:24:14,118 --> 00:24:16,920
I was afraid you'd ask that.
534
00:24:16,921 --> 00:24:18,989
When I zapped
the president back,
535
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:21,524
everything went
except this shoes.
536
00:24:21,525 --> 00:24:23,193
So I did another incantation
537
00:24:23,194 --> 00:24:25,629
to get his shoes
to go back to him.
538
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:26,663
What happened?
539
00:24:26,664 --> 00:24:29,732
Well, I couldn't
zap his shoes back.
540
00:24:30,868 --> 00:24:32,401
Well, that's no tragedy.
541
00:24:32,402 --> 00:24:34,771
I'm sure he has
another pair of shoes.
542
00:24:34,772 --> 00:24:36,339
He won't need them.
543
00:24:36,340 --> 00:24:39,075
He came back to collect
the ones he left behind.
544
00:24:39,076 --> 00:24:40,844
He's back?
545
00:24:40,845 --> 00:24:43,046
But now he's got company.
546
00:24:44,615 --> 00:24:46,016
What are you talking about?
547
00:24:46,017 --> 00:24:47,316
Well,
548
00:24:47,317 --> 00:24:50,787
I think I rhymed
"life" with "wife."
549
00:24:50,788 --> 00:24:52,789
Esmeralda.
550
00:24:52,790 --> 00:24:54,724
[♪]
551
00:24:57,495 --> 00:25:00,931
Martha, may I present our hosts,
552
00:25:00,932 --> 00:25:03,766
Master and Mistress Stephens.
553
00:25:03,767 --> 00:25:05,601
George, forgive me
for not believing
554
00:25:05,602 --> 00:25:07,137
your fanciful tale.
555
00:25:07,138 --> 00:25:09,606
I should have known
you could never tell a lie.
556
00:25:09,607 --> 00:25:11,308
[♪]
557
00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:16,279
NARRATOR: Don't miss
the further adventures
558
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,581
of George Washington
559
00:25:18,582 --> 00:25:20,984
next week on Bewitched.
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00:25:24,755 --> 00:25:26,523
[♪]