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Is this on?
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Well, it's been a month
since my last Val vlog.
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Was this going the whole time?
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Well, it's been a month since my last Val vlog,
and I have some really big news.
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But first, I just want to give a shout-out
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to my subscriber who said,
"I love it when you do impressions."
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Well, I have very big news
that I'm very excited to tell you about.
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That's my Edith Bunker.
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Played by the wonderful...
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Jean Stapleton! Okay.
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I should get to my news.
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I've been cast in an HBO show.
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- Why are you telling people you're...
- God.
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Mark, I thought you left.
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Why are you sneaking up?
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Well, I'm not sneaking up.
I came to get something.
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And why are you telling people
that you're doing that show?
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We talked about that.
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Well, okay, to be fair,
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okay, you said, "No effing way,"
and left the room.
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I was trying to have a safe discussion
and you left the listening circle.
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- Is that what I did?
- Yeah.
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Okay. I'm listening.
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Tell me again why you'd ever
want to do that show.
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It's HBO, Mark.
I'll be an actress on an HBO show.
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Do another HBO show.
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Okay, I'll just put my name
on the sign-up sheet for that.
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Okay, now it sounds like
you're not listening.
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Okay. All right. Listen, I hear that, okay?
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I hear that. So you go.
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Okay.
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I'm expressing concern that
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you're doing something that's a
not-so-flattering version of yourself,
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- written by a drug-addicted...
- Okay.
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...asshole, who's just gonna...
- Yeah. Okay.
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Right. I'll go.
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First of all, I'm not playing me.
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HBO was very clear about that.
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Okay, and B,
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Paulie's different now, okay?
He's been through rehab.
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- Val.
- Twice. Two rehabs.
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- People don't change.
- Okay.
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You just got me. What was that?
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It's oatmeal. It's really in there.
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Steel-cut? That's okay.
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And he cast me, okay? Paulie cast me in it.
So, he has changed, Mark.
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All right? Mark, please, it's HBO, okay?
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They do all those award-wining shows, right?
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Like Mad Men.
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Is that HBO?
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Well, they're always smoking on it.
I just thought...
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No, you're right. You're right. That's A&E.
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Yeah. So... Well, they have Game of Thrones.
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You like that one, right?
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You always fall asleep to that one.
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- Yeah, that's good.
- Right.
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Well, here we are at HBO.
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New member of the family.
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Okay, look at this.
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Sex and the City.
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Started it all.
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Guess I'm one of the girls now, huh?
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All right. Here we go.
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The Sopranos.
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Started it all, in a different way, you know.
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Don't know that one, actually.
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No.
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I don't know it.
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And then...
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New Girls, huh?
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Now, this one, she's real special.
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That Lela Durham.
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I think it's Lena Dunham.
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Well, I don't...
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There, that... No, I'm right. Lena, yeah.
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Real excited to see this one.
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Can't wait for that.
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Valerie?
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- Hi.
- We're ready for you.
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Okay. Take my purse.
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Thanks.
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- Okay, here we are.
- Okay.
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Yeah, probably a six...
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I gotta go.
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- Hi.
- Hello, hello, hello.
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Pretty office. So pretty. Smells pretty too.
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- Thanks.
- Yeah, they're with me.
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- Right.
- Yeah.
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- Valerie, it's great to see you.
- You too.
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- Okay, great.
- Thanks, so...
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Valerie, this is Rada.
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- Hi. Current programming.
- Hi.
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- Okay. Yeah. Such a pretty name.
- Thank you.
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- You know Connor and James?
- Sure do. Yeah.
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Wow, gang's all here, huh?
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Right, 'cause you said
you wanted to see us all.
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Is there a problem?
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No. No. Everything's fine.
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Great. Yeah. No, I just...
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I had a couple questions.
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No, first, just about the film crew...
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You need to move over a little bit.
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- So...
- Yeah.
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Yeah, we should talk about that.
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What's this for?
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Well, this is...
This is just, you know, BTS footage.
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You know, it's BTS, Behind the Scenes.
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And I just thought, you know, if you want it,
you could have BTS for SR.
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SR, Seeing Red.
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Watch the blinds, lvan.
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Do better.
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Maybe we could use it for web content,
social media...
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Yeah, 'cause these kids have been
following me around everywhere.
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Yeah. And the great thing is, they're cheap.
You know?
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So, it won't cost you much.
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And I just think it's real important
to support young people
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getting a leg up in the business.
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Yeah, we'd have to use a union crew.
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Yeah, then they're gone.
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They're going back to school.
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You know, so everybody wins.
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Okay!
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Great. Okay.
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Can I ask you something about the schedule?
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- Hold that thought.
- Holding.
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When you had your show,
The Comeback, which I loved,
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you had a really great producer.
Who was that?
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From The Comeback? Jane.
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Jane who?
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Jane...
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Jane Jane.
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Jane Benson.
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- That sounds right.
- Yeah. No, I've worked with her.
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Okay. Well, then let's get her.
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Or I'll get her, you know, 'cause I know her.
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- Jane Benson, yeah.
- Great.
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Yeah. Great. Okay.
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Okay. Good.
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Wait, you wanted to say something
about the schedule also?
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Yes, I did. Thank you.
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Just... Sorry.
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Ivan.
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Need a union crew.
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But they're great. They've been learning.
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I did want to talk to you about...
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Yeah, it's all just happening so fast.
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You know, want to get my ducks in a row.
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You know, so I was wondering
when do we start?
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What, like, six weeks?
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No, we're starting next week.
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We moved it up.
We wanted to get these on air for spring.
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Okay.
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That's fast.
I just wanted time to, you know, prepare.
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Prepare what?
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Prepare... Well, prepare.
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Prepare.
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- No. You don't need anything.
- Well...
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Okay.
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No, no, no. You don't need to do anything.
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You are perfect.
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Thank you. You're perfect too.
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We need to see what we saw in the audition.
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You're one of the few actresses
who still looks real.
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That's why we hired you.
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Okay.
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Right.
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Doctor, I only got a week to heal,
so what can we do?
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- Valerie.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Wasn't talking to anybody.
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Forgot.
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We would like to invite you
to see the Golden Globes next week.
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- Okay.
- You're part of the HBO family now.
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We'll see you then.
We throw an amazing after-party.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- I am so excited about this.
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I loved The Comeback and I'm It.
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Thank you!
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Yeah, I saw it at the Museum of Broadcasting.
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Okay.
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That means it's a classic. That's nice.
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- That's in Beverly Hills.
- Right.
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Yeah. Across from the Nate 'n Al's. Yeah.
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Mickey, please tell me
you're still in touch with Jane.
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Okay, there's nothing.
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All green, and I know
we're not at a golf course.
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This trip to Jane-ville is a long way to go.
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That email looked like
a definite no to me, Red.
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Well, no such thing as a definite no, okay?
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What's the name of that road again?
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It's 4325, Yasidro Sage Road.
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And I know this is her current address
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because I didn't get
my Christmas newsletter back.
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Okay, we're nowhere.
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So many people are dead.
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Didn't that sign back there say that?
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All right, I need to pay attention.
All right?
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Didn't realize I'm gonna
have to leave bread crumbs.
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Ripped By mstoll
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I think you made a wrong turn, hon.
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There it is.
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I don't want to hit the dogs.
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Look at this.
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Wow. Look at where we are.
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Jeez, the sun.
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Where's my sombrero?
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- You wanna get it? Yeah.
- I'm gonna need it.
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My face will look like Little Orphan Annie.
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Look!
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Horses!
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Yeah, I saw them. Yeah.
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What's wrong with that one's leg?
It's bandaged.
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Yeah.
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Supposed to shoot them, right?
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They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
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- That movie...
- No.
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You should Netflix it.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Jane, Jane. Sound familiar?
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Oh, my God.
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Valerie!
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I thought, "Who is this?"
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And then I saw the cameras
and I knew it was you.
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You never give up.
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Well, you do.
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You're really off the grid here, huh?
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Well, I'm not really off the grid.
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If I was, I wouldn't have gotten
your e-mail about the Paulie G. Thing.
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Yeah. Okay.
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- All right, okay.
- Yeah.
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- Come in.
- Thank you.
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- Yeah. Come on.
- Yeah.
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- Look out. Watch it.
- I gotcha. I gotcha.
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Bust up the joint.
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- Don't worry about that.
- Here, let me fix that for you, Jane.
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- Yeah, it's... Okay.
- Okay. Go ahead.
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- Hey, Mickey.
- Hey, sweetie.
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Wow. This is nice.
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Oh, my goodness.
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- You own this?
- Yeah.
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Wow, good for you.
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Looks like we made it
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Neil Diamond. So good.
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I think it's Barry Manilow.
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I get... I get it, Jane. I get it.
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Get why you live all the way out here,
away from everything.
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You know, good for you. Yeah.
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So, Valerie.
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Thank you for thinking of me,
but I'm not interested. So...
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Would you guys like some tea?
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Sure. Yeah, while we talk?
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- Yeah, let's talk about it.
- All right. Yeah.
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I make a mean tea.
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Careful there.
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- All right.
- Okay. Yeah. Watch it.
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- You gotta be careful, Ivan.
- Sorry. Okay.
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See why I need you?
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So, Jane, I know you said
you weren't interested
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in doing a reality show again.
258
00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:07,588
Thank you.
259
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,464
But you know what, this is HBO,
260
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,763
and they asked for you, okay?
261
00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:13,437
They know who you are.
262
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,064
Yeah, I met with someone there
263
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,803
when I was trying to get
distribution for my documentary.
264
00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:22,075
Well, okay. Now maybe
they'll revisit distributing it. Okay?
265
00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:24,946
Get people to see it.
Who knows what can happen?
266
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:28,043
Yeah. Actually, yeah, some people did see it
267
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,645
and then that happened.
268
00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:34,957
Is that an Oscar? Is it real?
Can I pick it up?
269
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,051
Yeah.
270
00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:39,029
Yeah? Oh, my.
271
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,030
Okay. Wow.
272
00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:45,730
"Best Documentary Short,
The Hidden Women of Treblinka. "
273
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,739
What is that?
274
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:50,799
It's about lesbians in the Holocaust.
275
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,470
Important. Yeah.
276
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,241
'Cause it got you this.
277
00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:59,216
Wow, so, "Jane Benson and Joanne Meyer"?
278
00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:01,879
Yeah, Joan. That's my ex.
279
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,546
I didn't know you were...
280
00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:07,785
What, that I was Jewish or a lesbian?
281
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:10,988
Well, both, you know. Double whammy.
282
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:15,227
Well, nice to meet you, Jane Benson,
Jewish lesbian with an Oscar.
283
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,633
Good for you. Good for you.
284
00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,334
Wow.
285
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:25,305
Doesn't mean anything.
286
00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:28,137
"Doesn't mean anything"?
287
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,605
It's an Oscar!
288
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,514
And I made banana bread.
289
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,780
I don't eat that, but...
290
00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:35,878
I'll have some.
291
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,515
Tyler, make sure that
you get me with the Oscar.
292
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,149
You know what, Mickey?
293
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,194
Here. Will you take a picture
of me with the Oscar?
294
00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:44,858
Just wanna make sure. I want it on my phone.
295
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,692
Yeah. Take another one for safety.
296
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,599
And another one.
297
00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:52,398
Another one.
298
00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:53,938
Just one more.
299
00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:57,398
- Jane, taking pictures with your Oscar.
- I know,
300
00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:59,501
I'm right in the room.
301
00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:02,144
Couldn't see you, I was blinded by the gold.
302
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,678
Wow. Look at that.
303
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,211
Makes a good doorstop...
304
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,777
Doorstop.
305
00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:11,618
...'cause it doesn't matter.
306
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:14,856
"It doesn't matter"?
307
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:20,288
I still had trouble
raising money for my next one.
308
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:25,493
I have an unfinished movie about
the Taiwanese boat women in my barn.
309
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,402
Nobody even wants to know about it.
310
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,600
Well, maybe HBO wants to know about it.
311
00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:31,433
Right?
312
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,808
No can do. I'm a lightweight.
313
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,172
- Mickey?
- Hello!
314
00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:37,715
That's right.
315
00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:39,911
Well...
316
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:45,018
Yeah. No. Sorry. Nope, not 21.
317
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:47,251
You just work the camera, okay?
318
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,350
- I'm 25.
- Well,
319
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:50,520
okay, I don't want the
other kids to feel bad.
320
00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:53,463
All right. Yeah. Go ahead.
321
00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:54,863
Is this butter?
322
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:56,825
It's goat butter.
323
00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,733
Is that a thing?
324
00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,567
Yeah. The horses like the goats.
325
00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:02,402
You need to... Okay. Come up.
326
00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,867
That way. There you go.
327
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,969
Yeah. They're rescue horses.
328
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:10,379
They're, like, traumatized when they come in,
329
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,280
and the goats are, like, entry-level.
330
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,411
So the horses get comfortable with the goats,
331
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:17,148
and then they get comfortable with people,
332
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,487
and so that's goat butter.
333
00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:22,459
Do you have anything in a pump or a spray?
334
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,053
Mickey. Trying to talk business with Jane.
335
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,191
So, Jane, seriously,
336
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,467
how 'bout it?
337
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:41,011
Nothing? You're not gonna say anything?
338
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,146
You were so uptight around Paulie.
339
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:47,083
Uptight? I was... I wasn't uptight.
340
00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:49,120
Were you just trying to get me to smoke that?
341
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,179
Fine. I will. I'll do it.
342
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:54,021
I'll do it. You know why?
'Cause I'm not uptight.
343
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:56,617
See?
344
00:14:57,496 --> 00:15:00,465
I'm not uptight at all, I'm...
You know what? Paulie's changed.
345
00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:01,726
This is good stuff.
346
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:03,758
It is. It is.
347
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,804
You know, I don't know, Jane.
348
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,865
Did you know
349
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:09,907
that he was
350
00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:12,371
doing heroin?
351
00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:13,968
When we were shooting Room and Bored.
352
00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:16,273
Yeah. I saw him shoot up once.
353
00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:18,714
You did? You didn't say anything.
354
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:20,217
It wasn't about him.
355
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,417
That's right. Yeah.
356
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,519
Sorry.
357
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,219
I'm hogging the bogart.
358
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:30,854
I forgot how good butter tastes.
359
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:35,159
I feel bad enough about what I did to you
on camera the first time.
360
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:37,634
Well, I'm fine.
361
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,762
I'm fine.
You were just doing your job, you know.
362
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:42,898
And you're good at your job,
Jane, that's why everybody wants you.
363
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:44,398
I'm sorry.
364
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,443
I just don't see the point of it all.
365
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:48,704
Okay. Well, all right.
366
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,215
You don't see the point in anything.
But, you know...
367
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,649
How about people? Do people count?
368
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,414
You know? I need you.
369
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:58,115
I mean, I'm not a lesbian,
and I'm not a Taiwanese boat person,
370
00:15:58,190 --> 00:15:59,782
but I need you.
371
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,194
I need to feed the horses.
372
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:11,092
Okay. That's... All right. I get it.
373
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:14,603
So, I give up. We'll go.
374
00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:17,241
Wait a sec, I got it.
375
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,606
All right.
376
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:20,639
Hup hup.
377
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,408
I'm sorry that I couldn't help you.
378
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,540
Well, that's... Thanks for talking to me.
379
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:26,948
Are those the... Is that the...
Those are the rescue horses?
380
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:29,283
They're just so beautiful, you know.
381
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,346
And just think of how many more
you could rescue
382
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:33,755
with the money that you'd make
doing the show.
383
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:36,721
- Did you answer and I missed it?
- No.
384
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:38,763
Okay. Well, all right. I give up.
385
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,264
That's okay. Okay.
386
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,663
Is that the barn?
Is that where you have the...
387
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:48,138
Taiwanese boat ladies that you can't finish
because you don't have the money?
388
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:49,866
Is that where that is?
389
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,307
All right, you're making me feel bad.
390
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:52,708
Well, look, I mean, I'm sorry,
391
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:55,338
but I just...
All I hear you say is that, you know,
392
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,712
"I don't have money to do the things that
I really want to do,"
393
00:16:57,783 --> 00:17:02,379
and I'm here offering you money
to do those things and a do-over with me.
394
00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:04,253
Right? So...
395
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:19,494
Mr. Mark.
396
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,698
Hello, Jane.
397
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:27,141
Valerie?
398
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,340
You have company.
399
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,640
Okay. Yeah.
400
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:34,918
Why are they here?
401
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,887
I thought this was going to be different
than The Comeback.
402
00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:38,183
It's completely different, Mark.
403
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:40,782
This is about an actress on a TV show.
404
00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:42,656
They're just here to pick me up.
405
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,355
Hi. Come on in.
406
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:45,954
Hi, Jane.
407
00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:47,589
Where is she?
408
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:48,963
Hi. Hi, hon.
409
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,296
Hi, Tyler.
410
00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:52,394
Say hi to your uncle.
411
00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:56,271
See? Kept him on the crew, and not just
for me, it's a big deal for him too.
412
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:58,639
Hey, Tyler. Learning a lot?
413
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,544
Well, of course he is.
You know, Jane has an Oscar.
414
00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:05,640
Good. I don't want to be on this.
415
00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,344
Okay. Message received.
416
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,046
Okay?
417
00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:10,713
He's so cute. Silly Mark.
418
00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:12,586
You're so cute. You're so cute.
419
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,027
Hi. What's that? Hi.
420
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,824
- Yeah, that's Nail.
- Nail? Yeah. Hi.
421
00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:19,420
- And Hawk and Chip.
- I got it.
422
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,398
- Over there.
- Hawk. Chip.
423
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,627
Yeah, I got it. I got it.
424
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:23,861
Thank you. Yeah.
425
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,631
- Sorry.
- That's nice of you, but...
426
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,334
Jane should do my mic.
427
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:29,772
Okay.
428
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,841
I almost forgot the big news.
429
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:37,173
You know how you and I
have been talking about how we wanna try
430
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:38,841
having date night more?
431
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:41,852
Okay. Well, you and I are going to
the Golden Globes.
432
00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:43,446
What?
433
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,387
- That's cool.
- That's a smile.
434
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:48,819
Just me and you?
435
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,658
Just me and you,
and Mickey, and Billy, and...
436
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,026
You know.
437
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:55,293
Yeah. Just get your tux ready.
438
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:56,798
Yeah.
439
00:18:58,203 --> 00:18:59,966
I actually gasped.
440
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:02,767
That's real.
441
00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:04,570
Jane, we're not gonna see that, are we?
442
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,905
What?
443
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,411
Me gasping.
444
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,814
Well, she's not gonna use
anything she doesn't need.
445
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:13,611
Well, what does that mean?
446
00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:15,744
It means I'm late for the stylist, okay?
447
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,585
They just came to pick me up,
but then you started a conversation.
448
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,215
I didn't start a conversation.
449
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,919
So, let's go, everyone.
450
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:23,688
Forgot my phone.
451
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,662
Well, that could have been bad.
452
00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:27,497
Who's Dr. Jadra?
453
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,195
That's not important.
I can just call him back.
454
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:31,964
I can call him back.
455
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:33,703
Isn't he the guy...
456
00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:35,831
Yeah. You know, I'm just gonna
457
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,309
get a little Botox.
458
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:40,641
You know, everyone in Beverly Hills gets
a little Botox.
459
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:43,374
All right. All right.
Did you forget what happened the last time?
460
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:45,814
With the fillers and the Botox and the...
461
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:47,249
Well, yeah. I was...
462
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,446
I wanted to get surgery, 'cause it's safer,
463
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,079
you know, but I only have a week...
464
00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:53,647
- All right. You want to see what happens?
...so I'm just gonna do this.
465
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:54,987
- Yeah.
- What are you doing?
466
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,254
- Oh, no!
- Okay. No, no, no.
467
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,159
- No, that's not... Oh, no!
- Jane, this...
468
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,221
No, this is what happens with fillers.
469
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,960
Okay. No. That's all right. I got it.
470
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,327
Come on.
471
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:06,735
Thank you. That's not necessary, Mark.
472
00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:10,070
Either you want to be on camera or you don't
want to be on camera.
473
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:12,771
You guys ready?
474
00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:17,114
He's filming his reality show,
so that's happening.
475
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:18,979
I know that show. Okay.
476
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,575
Oh, no. This one only airs in China.
477
00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:22,449
China, smart. Yeah.
478
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,489
- Okay, everybody. Here we go.
- Okay.
479
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,545
Yeah?
480
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:29,084
There he is.
481
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,261
Brad Goreski.
482
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:34,162
- Hello, Valerie Cherish.
- Hi.
483
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,625
- How are you?
- All righty.
484
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,432
Can't operate cars either.
485
00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:40,903
Mickey, don't.
486
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,575
Yeah, yeah. I got it. I got it. I got it.
487
00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:44,939
Should we try it again?
488
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,068
- Sure, yeah.
- Okay.
489
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:47,611
In five, six, seven, eight...
490
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,104
Right?
491
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,614
Brad Goreski!
492
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:52,741
Hello, Valerie Cherish!
493
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:03,955
Who is this?
494
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,326
This is Valerie Cherish.
495
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,190
Nice to meet you.
496
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,532
I'm Brad's assistant.
497
00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:14,931
Yeah.
498
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,269
Okay.
499
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:17,399
That's... Yeah.
500
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,376
I didn't... I didn't know.
Let's take a look at the rack.
501
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,604
That one, not this one.
502
00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:22,170
Cute.
503
00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:23,612
Comedy doesn't translate.
504
00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:27,383
I think this would look
really pretty with your hair.
505
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,587
You have to try this.
506
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,390
That's... It's a lot of feathers.
507
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,191
It's just not me, I don't think.
508
00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:42,631
Yeah, but, you know, what I love about
this one is that it's so modern,
509
00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:44,794
and I'd love to see you in something modern
for a change.
510
00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:47,905
- Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
- Okay. Great.
511
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,600
Try that. Thank you. Okay.
512
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:51,870
Even though I'd never
wear it in a million years.
513
00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:53,740
It's a goodie.
514
00:21:55,747 --> 00:21:57,009
No.
515
00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:58,242
Oh, no.
516
00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:00,377
No.
517
00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:02,113
Let's see it, Val.
518
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,887
No, I don't... It's not right.
You know, it's... No. No.
519
00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:09,449
It's not me.
520
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:11,891
Well, come on out.
521
00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:14,056
I'm good in here. You know.
522
00:22:20,872 --> 00:22:22,339
I don't think...
523
00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:23,669
I like it.
524
00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:26,609
- Well, I... No.
- Yeah, I think it's worth seeing.
525
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:29,146
It... You know what?
Let's just move along, okay?
526
00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:30,772
'Cause it's just... It's not me.
527
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:33,511
Yeah, I know. You don't have to wear it
to the Golden Globes, Val.
528
00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:35,849
We just need to see you
in a couple of looks for this.
529
00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:37,980
You know the drill, you had a reality show.
530
00:22:38,056 --> 00:22:39,785
- Yeah. Yeah. Just for fun.
- Yeah. Yeah.
531
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,655
- We're gonna have fun. Okay. Sure.
- Exactly. Yeah.
532
00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:43,592
- Okay. Here I come.
- Great.
533
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,493
Okay. Well,
534
00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:47,122
this one's fun, huh?
535
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,757
Look at that.
536
00:22:49,935 --> 00:22:52,028
- Isn't that something?
- Love the idea.
537
00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:55,171
But it's not you.
538
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,970
Well, yeah. That's what I said in there.
539
00:22:58,543 --> 00:22:59,771
You know, but...
540
00:23:00,445 --> 00:23:02,811
Look like I fell asleep in a bird sanctuary.
541
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,111
Who's my prom date? Big Bird?
542
00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:07,142
Okay.
543
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,050
Try another one.
544
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,850
Which... What's next, Brad?
545
00:23:10,922 --> 00:23:13,288
Actually, I have one
that I'd love for you to see.
546
00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:14,848
It's amazing.
547
00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:16,393
Is it normal?
548
00:23:16,461 --> 00:23:19,328
- That's pretty. Yeah, that will be fun.
- Yeah.
549
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,332
Somebody say, "Golden Globes."
550
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,072
Look at Mr. Mike!
551
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:33,407
Hats off. Here we come.
552
00:23:33,478 --> 00:23:35,810
Those beautiful girls!
553
00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:38,708
Limo's here.
554
00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:40,615
Well, here we are, four on the town.
555
00:23:40,685 --> 00:23:41,811
Got the tickets, Mark?
556
00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:43,445
- Yes, I do.
- Okay.
557
00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:44,546
Let's go.
558
00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:46,022
How are we getting in?
559
00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:49,392
How are you going to get us in?
560
00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:51,952
Well, they don't need tickets, right?
They're press.
561
00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:53,622
Everybody needs a ticket.
562
00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:10,772
You know, Billy was pretty upset.
563
00:24:10,849 --> 00:24:13,818
Well, Billy's a publicist,
and he should understand.
564
00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:15,978
What about Mickey, just rolling with it, huh?
565
00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:17,851
You were so cute though, telling him.
566
00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:19,982
"I'll go this time, Mickey. You go next."
567
00:24:20,659 --> 00:24:22,058
I don't know. I felt bad.
568
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,492
No, don't. Don't.
569
00:24:23,562 --> 00:24:25,189
You're my man, okay?
570
00:24:25,263 --> 00:24:28,027
You're my husband, my everything,
and you got to come.
571
00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:30,829
Gotta have you, and Jane and the crew.
572
00:24:30,902 --> 00:24:32,392
May I see your tickets, please?
573
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:33,768
Yes.
574
00:24:36,441 --> 00:24:38,500
Omar, could you take them to suite 806.
575
00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:40,875
- Have a nice evening.
- What's 806? What is that?
576
00:24:40,946 --> 00:24:42,140
A viewing party.
577
00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:44,545
I'm sorry, the awards are in there.
Where are we going?
578
00:24:44,616 --> 00:24:46,550
To a viewing party in one of the suites.
Right that way, ma'am.
579
00:24:46,618 --> 00:24:47,949
Well, we're guests of HBO.
580
00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:49,509
The HBO party is downstairs after.
581
00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:50,612
Oh, no. See, Val,
582
00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:53,055
- it says "viewing suite" right there.
- No, but I... What? Okay.
583
00:24:53,725 --> 00:24:55,488
I didn't see that, Mark.
584
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,358
- I didn't know.
- Well, I mean, we can still see it, right?
585
00:24:58,430 --> 00:25:00,193
Yeah. Yeah, in the viewing suite. Yeah.
586
00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:01,857
Let's see who else is in there.
587
00:25:01,933 --> 00:25:03,798
It could be fun. Okay, thank you.
588
00:25:05,403 --> 00:25:07,667
- Okay. This is it.
- Okay.
589
00:25:07,739 --> 00:25:09,206
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
590
00:25:09,274 --> 00:25:10,969
- All right. Ta-da.
- Okay.
591
00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:13,570
Pretty.
592
00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:23,209
Well...
593
00:25:23,288 --> 00:25:25,256
Who are these people?
594
00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:26,785
I don't know.
595
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:28,382
Guests of HBO, I guess.
596
00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:32,660
Are they speaking Russian?
Is that what that is?
597
00:25:32,731 --> 00:25:33,959
Yeah, probably.
598
00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:36,191
They look like Russian whores.
599
00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:37,929
And how would you know that?
600
00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:41,262
Yeah. I think they are.
601
00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:43,432
Well, I need a drink.
602
00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:45,576
I'm gonna get you a drink, okay?
603
00:25:48,179 --> 00:25:50,739
Okay, I just saw Paulie G.,
so I should probably say hi.
604
00:25:50,815 --> 00:25:52,112
- Okay.
- Right?
605
00:25:52,183 --> 00:25:54,617
Well, I don't have to say hi to him, do I?
606
00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:57,450
Well, why don't I get you a drink,
and then you can say hi.
607
00:25:57,522 --> 00:25:59,114
- Okay. All right.
- That'll help.
608
00:25:59,190 --> 00:26:01,215
And some cheese or something.
609
00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:02,487
- Sure. Yeah.
- Thanks.
610
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:03,585
Hello.
611
00:26:04,362 --> 00:26:06,023
Don't understand.
612
00:26:09,267 --> 00:26:10,495
Hi, what can I get you?
613
00:26:11,670 --> 00:26:13,331
What should I have?
614
00:26:13,838 --> 00:26:15,465
You know what? Two of those.
615
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:17,337
- Thank you. Yeah.
- Coming right up.
616
00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:23,178
Hello, hello, hello.
617
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:25,512
- Hello, Valerie and her cameras.
- Yeah.
618
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,017
- Ma'am.
- Thank you.
619
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,950
- Sure, enjoy.
- Thank you very much.
620
00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:31,352
So...
621
00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:34,782
What's Jane doing here?
622
00:26:36,227 --> 00:26:38,058
- You didn't know?
- No.
623
00:26:39,064 --> 00:26:40,691
What is this, The Comeback comeback?
624
00:26:41,566 --> 00:26:43,056
You're not doing that to me again, are you?
625
00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:44,362
No. Absolutely not. No.
626
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,904
HBO called. They wanted her.
627
00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:48,470
- Right?
- Yeah.
628
00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:50,167
Yeah, but... You know what? Don't worry.
629
00:26:50,241 --> 00:26:52,232
We're in good hands, because
630
00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:56,303
it's not that same cheesy TV stuff
that you hate, you know.
631
00:26:56,381 --> 00:26:57,370
It's...
632
00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:01,044
I don't know if you know,
but Jane, she does documentary films,
633
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,916
and she has an Oscar.
634
00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:04,513
Yeah, I know.
635
00:27:04,589 --> 00:27:07,353
For a Holocaust movie... Or lesbians...
636
00:27:07,425 --> 00:27:08,756
Lesbian Holocaust movie, yeah.
637
00:27:08,827 --> 00:27:10,522
Sounds hot. Sorry I missed it.
638
00:27:11,529 --> 00:27:12,655
Yeah.
639
00:27:13,398 --> 00:27:16,367
Paulie, just wanted to say
it's a beautifully written show.
640
00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:18,600
You know? It really is.
641
00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:20,763
And I'm gonna do my best.
642
00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:23,966
Yeah, well, I hope you
can do better than that.
643
00:27:26,211 --> 00:27:27,473
Yeah.
644
00:27:27,545 --> 00:27:28,842
Okay.
645
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,413
- Okay.
- Yeah, I just got you this...
646
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,214
- He's coming over.
- Yo, Val.
647
00:27:35,286 --> 00:27:36,480
- Hi.
- Hi.
648
00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:37,612
That wasn't you.
649
00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:41,091
That wasn't your fault.
650
00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:45,626
I'm sorry.
651
00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:48,197
It's all right. That's okay.
652
00:27:48,266 --> 00:27:50,029
That's okay. You know Mark, right?
653
00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:51,193
- Hello, Mark.
- Paulie.
654
00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:52,429
Paulie G. You all right?
655
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:53,562
Yeah. Yeah.
656
00:27:53,638 --> 00:27:56,436
I thought I was gonna be at the
Golden Globes tonight. I'm a little tense.
657
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,203
- Sorry.
- Yeah. No, so did we.
658
00:27:58,276 --> 00:28:01,074
Yeah, I mean, they could have
said, "You're going to a suite," you know?
659
00:28:01,146 --> 00:28:02,943
They could have made
a fucking decision, you know?
660
00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:04,276
I'm feeling a little bit set up, I guess.
661
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:07,113
Okay. Yeah. Well, you know what? Next year.
662
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:08,675
We'll be inside.
663
00:28:08,753 --> 00:28:10,482
You'll be inside. All right? Next year.
664
00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:11,647
Right.
665
00:28:11,723 --> 00:28:14,453
We were gonna go to the HBO after-party.
You wanna come?
666
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:15,925
No, I'm gonna go to a meeting.
667
00:28:15,994 --> 00:28:17,154
What?
668
00:28:17,228 --> 00:28:18,627
- I'm gonna go to a meeting.
- Okay.
669
00:28:19,064 --> 00:28:20,793
All right. Wish we could go too.
670
00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:23,129
Don't you wish you were an alcoholic
so we could go?
671
00:28:23,802 --> 00:28:25,064
Bad joke.
672
00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:28,471
Okay. Yeah.
673
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,098
See you next week on set.
674
00:28:31,409 --> 00:28:32,774
Bright and early.
675
00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:34,707
All right. That's good.
676
00:28:34,779 --> 00:28:36,406
- He walked right by the bar.
- All right.
677
00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:38,608
That's probably a good sign.
Wait till he's gone before I...
678
00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:42,183
Should we go?
679
00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:45,381
Well, I don't wanna ride
in the elevator with Paulie G.
680
00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:47,322
- No, thank you.
- Let's just wait. Yeah.
681
00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:50,116
Okay, just wait.
682
00:28:53,098 --> 00:28:54,998
You know, it was nice of him to come over.
683
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,600
Yes. Okay, that... See, Jane, he has changed.
684
00:28:57,669 --> 00:28:58,966
He wouldn't have done that before.
685
00:28:59,037 --> 00:29:00,732
Val, he's still a freak.
686
00:29:00,805 --> 00:29:02,432
Well, you know, he's an artist.
687
00:29:02,507 --> 00:29:06,170
So... You're just lucky,
'cause you're married to a sane artist.
688
00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:09,042
You're an artist? You're an actress.
689
00:29:09,114 --> 00:29:10,581
Actresses are artists.
690
00:29:12,984 --> 00:29:14,246
He doesn't know.
691
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,210
Hello.
692
00:29:18,456 --> 00:29:20,583
We should probably go. I think it's okay now.
693
00:29:20,658 --> 00:29:22,558
- Right? Yeah.
- Okay.
694
00:29:22,627 --> 00:29:24,117
Probably safe.
695
00:29:27,298 --> 00:29:28,595
Coast is clear.
696
00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:32,169
- Let's go.
- Bye-bye.
697
00:29:32,237 --> 00:29:33,465
We're leaving.
698
00:29:35,206 --> 00:29:37,071
- Very friendly.
- They kept staring at me.
699
00:29:37,142 --> 00:29:38,871
That was funny. Did the cameras catch that?
700
00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:40,535
- I don't know.
- Funny bit.
701
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:41,840
That would have been nice, right?
702
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:51,500
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