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DANDY:
Bette?
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Dot?
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Here you are.
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You have a visitor.
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This young man was concerned
about your welfare.
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As you can see,
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Bette and Dot aren't prisoners,
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they're our guests.
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They can leave
anytime they want.
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Is that true?
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We're being treated
very well, Jimmy.
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GLORIA: When the girls first
stepped foot in our house,
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they were malnourished,
both body and soul.
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A daily regimen of
vitamins and foie gras
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brought the pink
back to their pallor.
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Bette, Dot, I know this seems
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like the life of Riley now,
but trust me,
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this is no place for you.
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Because to them,
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you're nothing more
than a curiosity.
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A freak to gawk at.
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So what do you want us to do?
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Go back to the show?
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How is that any different?
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JIMMY:
Because you'd have
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a whole community of
people to protect you.
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GLORIA:
Why would we harm
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a hair on their heads?
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We paid good money
for these girls.
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DANDY:
Mother's right.
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Don't listen to a word.
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Everything he says is a lie.
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BETTE:
Jimmy, you told us
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you saved those kids
from the killer clown.
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It was Dandy.
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He was there when
you were unconscious.
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He's the real hero.
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DANDY:
Ladies and gentlemen!
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I've always wondered
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how this trick was done.
Haven't you?
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Leave her alone!
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Bette...
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Dot...
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...you have to come with me.
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- Now.
- DANDY: You don't give
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the orders in this house.
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Dot,
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I know you have mixed feelings.
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You're thinking of getting the
surgery, which I'll never allow.
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'Cause you'd never cut a girl
in half, would you, Dandy?
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Shut up!
Stop trying to ruin everything!
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How do you know, Dandy?
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About the surgery?
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I told you there will be
no secrets between us.
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You read my diary.
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I want to leave.
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She can't leave without Bette.
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We're in love,
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and love trumps everything.
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JIMMY:
Well, your mother said
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the girls could go
any time they want.
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Let's let them decide.
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Bette,
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I know you love me.
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Tell them
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you want to stay
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- and live forever in luxury with me.
- (laughs)
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DOT: There's something wrong
with Dandy and you know it.
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I'm sorry.
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But I choose my sister,
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always.
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We have to go.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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One, two, three.
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(playing Nirvana's
"Come as You Are")
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♪ Come as you are
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♪ As you were
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♪ As I want you to be
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♪ As a friend, as a friend
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♪ As an old enemy
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♪ Take your time
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♪ Hurry up
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♪ The choice is yours
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♪ Don't be late
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♪ Take a rest
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♪ As a friend
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♪ As an old memory...
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♪ Memory, ah
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♪ Memory, ah
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♪ Well, I swear
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♪ That I don't have a gun
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♪ No, I don't have a gun
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♪
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Hey, uh...
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you seen Andy around?
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Not since the last time
you came by looking.
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Never fall in love with
a hustler. That's my advice.
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♪ Memory, ah
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♪ Memory, ah
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You keep your mouth shut!
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♪ And I swear
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♪ That I don't have a gun
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♪ Memory, ah.
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(microphone whining)
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Truthfully? Adequate.
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JIMMY:
I'm not changing anything.
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That's the song,
that's how I'm doing it.
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Tonight.
Mid-show number.
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Ha!
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Do you honestly believe
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that I would allow you
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to sap the energy
of the audience? Huh?
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Remember to whom you speak.
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I know exactly
who I'm talking to!
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A liar.
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And we don't take
orders from liars.
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What's going on here, huh?
What is this?
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The twins, Elsa.
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We know what you
did with the twins.
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They ran off!
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I told you that.
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Yeah, we heard your story.
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Maybe it's time we heard theirs.
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What?
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You sold them off.
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Like pets.
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That's not quite how
it happened, actually...
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BETTE What are you doing?
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DOT:
Keep it buttoned.
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I know what I'm doing.
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It's true Miss Elsa
took us to Dandy Mott,
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but only because I asked her to.
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But you said that...
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Well, you misunderstood.
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Miss Elsa didn't sell us.
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She helped us.
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We wanted to experience
the finer things in life.
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And Elsa
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was kind enough
to make that happen.
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But she also said we
always had a home here,
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if that's what we wanted.
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So we've decided to come home.
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If you'll have us.
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Well, of course, my darlings.
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Anything you want.
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DESIREE:
Miss Ethel,
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we'll get this taken care of.
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Don't you worry about me.
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The good doctor's
gonna fix me up,
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right as rain.
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You be sure and
book your surgery.
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DESIREE: Oh, I will.
I can hardly wait.
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"Closed for business"?
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What on earth?
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(door opens)
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Where's Dr.
Bonham?
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He's dead.
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Oh, no...
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Spare me the theatrics.
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I'm not a fan of yours.
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Well, you're a very
rude young woman.
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Who are you?
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I'm his daughter.
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Oh, you're the one
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he moved down here for?
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No.
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I'm the other one.
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The one without
a husband and children.
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I came down from Boston
to bury him.
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What happened to him?
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You killed him!
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Your very existence
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challenged his beliefs
in God and science.
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So before he blew
his brains out,
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he took a hammer and
smashed both of his hands.
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The hands of a surgeon.
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They were his most valuable possession.
Oh, God...
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What am I gonna do now?
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You're gonna get out,
before I call the cops.
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Oh, come...Just a minute...
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Get out, you freaks!
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Oh, ho, ho! Okay.
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Whoa...
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(chuckles)
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Huh.
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(grunts)
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Hey, it's the Strong Man.
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I keep trying with this thing
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and I can't even
get it halfway up.
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I feel like a damn fairy.
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Hey, don't be cute, buddy.
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I'm in the mood
to hurt someone today,
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and trust me, you don't want it to be you.
What's the matter?
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You can't actually get it up?
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(bell dings)
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Well, I'll be.
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Say, what do you say we go
get a drink and you, uh,
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you tell me your trick?
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I know this place a
couple of towns over
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called, uh...
High Noon.
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What?
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Oh! You-you haven't
heard of it?
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Why, that's funny, because
I saw you there today.
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And so did a lot of
other people, I'm sure.
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You were pretty upset
about one of those,
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uh, sweet little things
that works there.
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MAGGIE:
What's going on, fellas?
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Kind of hard to hit the bell
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when Richard's in
your way, isn't it?
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You might hit him instead.
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Ah, these things are
rigged anyway, right?
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Dell and I are gonna head into
the tent to chat, instead.
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You got it.
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Rule number one.
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When attempting to blackmail
a man with freakish strength
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and a mean streak the
size of the panhandle,
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make sure you got witnesses.
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STANLEY:
You're my ideal man.
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And I'm not talking about
your bulging muscles.
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Though I have
to admit--
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for someone so strong, you
lack the beefcake look.
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No.
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You have the three qualities
I love in a person.
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One-- you lack a moral code.
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Two-- you can kill a man
with your bare hands.
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And three-- you have
to do whatever I say,
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or I'm gonna make sure
this whole place knows
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that you have someone else's
shit under your fingernails.
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Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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Not now, you won't.
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Maggie saw us come in here.
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And not later.
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'Cause I'm very good
with this thing.
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I like to aim for the jewels.
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Kind of my signature shot.
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The screams of the men
who have been nut-shot
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are so specific.
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Came here to make a deal, right?
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Talk.
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I need one of your freaks.
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Dead.
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Keep it clean, I want
the body intact.
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And it needs to look like
they just disappeared.
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You want me to kill
one of my own?
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I weep from your sudden
sentimentality.
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There's a barn a couple of miles
due west of here.
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Bring the body there.
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You've got a day.
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(whistles casually)
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MAGGIE:
What's on your mind?
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You're a million miles away tonight.
(doo-wop song plays)
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I was just thinking
about the twins.
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How they changed their story.
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Made me look like a fool
in front of everybody.
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Maybe they got confused.
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No, there's something weird
going on around here.
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I don't know what, but it's
got my head all screwed up.
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Maybe it's another sign.
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That it's time for us to go.
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We could leave right now,
before the sun comes up.
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Unless you changed your mind...
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No, of course not.
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I'll go with you.
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Then let's go.
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Right now.
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I can't right now.
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It doesn't feel right.
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That rich kid,
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you should have seen the way
he was looking at the twins.
270
00:14:02,794 --> 00:14:04,762
And that second clown--
271
00:14:04,796 --> 00:14:08,198
do you think you would recognize
his voice if you heard it?
272
00:14:08,232 --> 00:14:09,800
I-I don't know.
273
00:14:09,835 --> 00:14:11,669
He was... he was wearing
that mask.
274
00:14:11,703 --> 00:14:13,971
And it's over.
275
00:14:14,005 --> 00:14:15,205
Why does it matter?
276
00:14:15,239 --> 00:14:17,975
Because justice is justice.
277
00:14:18,009 --> 00:14:19,977
That guy almost
sawed you in half.
278
00:14:20,011 --> 00:14:22,245
If the rich kid did
it, he has to pay.
279
00:14:24,248 --> 00:14:26,216
You know what I think?
280
00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:28,218
You're stalling.
281
00:14:28,252 --> 00:14:30,220
No, I'm not.
282
00:14:30,254 --> 00:14:32,222
I want to go.
283
00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:34,991
I just need a few more days
to get everything in order.
284
00:14:35,025 --> 00:14:36,993
That's bullshit.
285
00:14:37,027 --> 00:14:38,995
You're never gonna
leave this place.
286
00:14:39,029 --> 00:14:42,031
♪ You knew when you loved me
287
00:14:42,065 --> 00:14:46,302
♪ I never would resist...
288
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:02,084
♪
289
00:15:24,073 --> 00:15:26,974
♪ I never would resist...
290
00:15:29,078 --> 00:15:31,579
You trying to get with me?
291
00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:35,450
♪ I'll give in...
292
00:15:35,484 --> 00:15:37,452
Don't make this difficult now.
293
00:15:37,486 --> 00:15:38,586
(screams)
Goddamn it!
294
00:15:39,955 --> 00:15:43,057
♪ My only sin
295
00:15:43,091 --> 00:15:45,726
♪ But the same guided missiles
296
00:15:45,761 --> 00:15:51,098
♪ Will get you in the end...
297
00:15:53,969 --> 00:15:55,402
(screams)
298
00:15:55,437 --> 00:15:57,404
All right, all right,
uncle, uncle.
299
00:15:57,439 --> 00:16:01,208
♪ But the same guided missiles
300
00:16:01,242 --> 00:16:07,214
♪ Will get you in the...
301
00:16:07,248 --> 00:16:10,117
♪ End.
302
00:16:10,151 --> 00:16:12,252
Who's the strong man now?
303
00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:19,676
And all I can think about is
304
00:16:19,796 --> 00:16:21,130
his grubby hands all over me.
305
00:16:21,164 --> 00:16:22,597
(groans)
306
00:16:22,632 --> 00:16:24,266
No, keep your hand on ice.
307
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:26,635
- Your swelling will never go down.
- Ugh.
308
00:16:26,669 --> 00:16:29,592
Dell's done a lot
of rotten things, but this?
309
00:16:29,978 --> 00:16:31,673
He must be out of his mind.
310
00:16:31,707 --> 00:16:32,841
We got to get
our facts straight,
311
00:16:32,876 --> 00:16:33,776
so when we go to the cops...
312
00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:36,278
Cops?
313
00:16:36,312 --> 00:16:38,729
You of all people saying that.
314
00:16:38,849 --> 00:16:40,845
Dell is our problem;
we're gonna fix it.
315
00:16:41,219 --> 00:16:43,856
We're gonna sneak into
his trailer, kill him.
316
00:16:43,976 --> 00:16:45,186
What?! Whoa, whoa!
317
00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:47,026
Ma, where's this coming from?
318
00:16:47,146 --> 00:16:48,435
I know him, Jimmy.
319
00:16:48,555 --> 00:16:50,348
I know what he's capable of.
320
00:16:50,382 --> 00:16:51,616
And you don't.
321
00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:54,219
Jesus, Ma, well,
at least let me talk to him.
322
00:16:54,253 --> 00:16:55,753
AMAZON EVE: What if
he'd come after Maggie?
323
00:16:55,787 --> 00:16:58,122
You'd be the first one
charging in with a gun.
324
00:16:58,156 --> 00:16:59,724
SUZI: You don't know
what it's like,
325
00:16:59,758 --> 00:17:01,392
peepers flipping up our skirts.
326
00:17:01,426 --> 00:17:03,146
ETHEL: You know what
your problem is, Jimmy?
327
00:17:03,161 --> 00:17:05,229
You're stuck on the rosy notion
328
00:17:05,264 --> 00:17:08,232
that the world operates
on goodness,
329
00:17:08,267 --> 00:17:10,568
decency.
330
00:17:10,602 --> 00:17:12,569
Truth is--
331
00:17:12,603 --> 00:17:14,571
all goodness guarantees ya...
332
00:17:14,605 --> 00:17:17,307
is an early grave.
333
00:17:19,443 --> 00:17:22,246
But the biggest joke of all--
334
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,282
the thing that'll sink ya
every time...
335
00:17:27,318 --> 00:17:29,319
...is hope.
336
00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:36,359
Hope that the world
will right itself.
337
00:17:36,394 --> 00:17:40,397
That the just will be rewarded
and the wicked punished.
338
00:17:43,701 --> 00:17:46,335
Oh, once you buy into
that horseshit,
339
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,470
you're dead in the water.
340
00:17:48,505 --> 00:17:51,573
The only way to survive
341
00:17:51,608 --> 00:17:54,811
in this disgusting
godforsaken world...
342
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,815
...is to take control.
343
00:17:58,849 --> 00:18:02,818
Ain't nobody gonna take
care of our people but us.
344
00:18:02,852 --> 00:18:05,020
Dell hurt one of our own,
345
00:18:05,054 --> 00:18:08,056
we can't let him
get away with that.
346
00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:12,528
Can't let...
347
00:18:12,562 --> 00:18:15,564
that degenerate prick win.
348
00:18:17,533 --> 00:18:19,134
He's got to pay.
349
00:18:19,168 --> 00:18:21,136
He will, Ma, he will.
350
00:18:21,170 --> 00:18:23,705
I can make it right.
351
00:18:23,739 --> 00:18:25,373
I'll kick his ass to the curb,
I'll tell him
352
00:18:25,407 --> 00:18:27,342
to get the hell out of here,
never come back.
353
00:18:27,376 --> 00:18:29,344
Trust me.
354
00:18:29,378 --> 00:18:31,379
I can handle Dell.
355
00:18:32,882 --> 00:18:34,882
You handle him.
356
00:18:37,619 --> 00:18:39,554
Or we will.
357
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:44,024
(bell clangs)
358
00:18:44,059 --> 00:18:45,426
See that?
359
00:18:45,461 --> 00:18:47,261
Easy-peasy-Japanesey.
360
00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:54,501
Sweet holy Jesus, Ralph.
361
00:18:54,535 --> 00:18:56,136
You only got halfway up there.
362
00:18:56,171 --> 00:18:57,338
(laughing): I-I've
seen nine-year-old girls
363
00:18:57,372 --> 00:19:01,008
in pigtails hit it
higher than that.
364
00:19:04,913 --> 00:19:07,080
JIMMY: I've got
to talk to you.
365
00:19:07,114 --> 00:19:08,582
Man to man.
366
00:19:08,616 --> 00:19:11,518
Well, tell me when
the other man shows up,
367
00:19:11,552 --> 00:19:12,719
and I'll talk to him.
368
00:19:12,754 --> 00:19:14,554
Funny. Not here.
369
00:19:18,893 --> 00:19:20,861
All right.
370
00:19:20,895 --> 00:19:23,363
Let's go into town.
371
00:19:23,397 --> 00:19:24,730
I'll let you buy me a drink.
372
00:19:35,087 --> 00:19:37,743
So, tell me--
373
00:19:37,778 --> 00:19:41,017
what do you girls
want in exchange
374
00:19:41,137 --> 00:19:45,584
for that charming tale
about my kindness?
375
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:48,654
You want me to stay here
376
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,956
and not compete
with your Hollywood, uh,
377
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,759
Siamese twins floor wax hour?
378
00:19:53,794 --> 00:19:55,318
We're not going to Hollywood.
379
00:19:55,555 --> 00:19:57,214
We don't trust Richard Spencer.
380
00:19:57,334 --> 00:19:58,811
Why take a chance on a stranger
381
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,433
when we have all
we need right here?
382
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:02,767
Hmm, so that's all you want?
383
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,102
To stay here?
384
00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:07,172
Just tell her what you told me.
385
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:12,977
Go on.
386
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:15,379
I want to become a comedienne.
387
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,381
Like Eve Arden. And
I could crack jokes
388
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,317
and tell stories
389
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:22,303
in between songs.
Oh, and I want caviar
390
00:20:22,316 --> 00:20:25,389
for breakfast. And I want
to dye my hair blonde.
391
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:26,991
And 20.
392
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,327
And 20% of the box office.
393
00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:30,928
Off the top.
394
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:33,998
You can have it.
395
00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:35,699
Once I'm in Hollywood.
396
00:20:35,733 --> 00:20:38,069
We want the money now.
397
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,503
And we also want the money
398
00:20:39,537 --> 00:20:41,339
that Gloria gave you
when you sold us.
399
00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:44,342
(chuckles)
400
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:47,410
This is blackmail.
401
00:20:47,445 --> 00:20:49,813
My, my, my.
402
00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:51,815
You girls have come a long way
403
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:54,384
since I've rescued you
from the hospital.
404
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:58,021
What about you, Dot?
405
00:20:58,055 --> 00:21:00,357
Hmm?
406
00:21:01,392 --> 00:21:03,994
You're very quiet.
407
00:21:04,028 --> 00:21:07,864
Do you condone
this... outrageous behavior?
408
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:13,169
In fact,
I think we should take 50%
409
00:21:13,204 --> 00:21:14,570
of the box office.
410
00:21:14,605 --> 00:21:19,742
♪ You're mine
411
00:21:19,776 --> 00:21:21,043
♪ And we belong...
412
00:21:21,077 --> 00:21:23,880
(groaning)
413
00:21:23,914 --> 00:21:26,616
Jesus, what the hell
was that, gasoline?
414
00:21:26,650 --> 00:21:28,217
(chuckles)
415
00:21:28,251 --> 00:21:30,419
It tastes like piss on fire,
416
00:21:30,453 --> 00:21:32,221
but it's cheap. It'll get you
drunk twice as fast.
417
00:21:32,255 --> 00:21:33,890
Let's have another one.
418
00:21:33,924 --> 00:21:36,225
One's good for me.
I don't do liquor.
419
00:21:36,259 --> 00:21:38,227
I seen what it did to my ma.
420
00:21:38,261 --> 00:21:40,349
I'm scared, once I start,
I won't be able to stop.
421
00:21:40,686 --> 00:21:41,677
Come on.
422
00:21:41,797 --> 00:21:44,995
You're not gonna become a drunk
in one night. It doesn't work that way.
423
00:21:45,394 --> 00:21:47,436
You gotta commit to it.
424
00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:49,505
(sighs)
Fine. You want to talk? Talk.
425
00:21:49,539 --> 00:21:53,041
Fine. I don't know what happened
between you and Amazon Eve,
426
00:21:53,075 --> 00:21:54,910
but they're putting together
a lynch mob to string you up
427
00:21:54,944 --> 00:21:57,078
by your balls.
That woman is nuts.
428
00:21:57,112 --> 00:21:58,880
I mean, I just went
in there to...
429
00:21:58,915 --> 00:22:01,249
talk to her
about maybe doing a little...
430
00:22:01,283 --> 00:22:04,252
Strong Man and Strong Woman act
in the show.
431
00:22:04,286 --> 00:22:07,221
I didn't get one word out, and she's
smashing me over the head with a frying pan.
432
00:22:07,256 --> 00:22:11,259
That's not what she says.
433
00:22:11,293 --> 00:22:13,294
Hey, just leave the bottle here.
434
00:22:15,630 --> 00:22:17,298
What are you, a mama's boy?
435
00:22:17,332 --> 00:22:20,435
We're supposed to have
a man-to-man.
436
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:21,769
Well, men drink.
437
00:22:26,307 --> 00:22:28,842
Attaboy.
438
00:22:28,877 --> 00:22:30,343
- (sighs)
- (coughs)
439
00:22:30,378 --> 00:22:32,345
She can say whatever she wants.
440
00:22:32,380 --> 00:22:34,314
Look at her. Look at me.
441
00:22:34,348 --> 00:22:36,149
Who got the worst of it?
442
00:22:36,184 --> 00:22:38,351
It doesn't matter
who's telling the truth.
443
00:22:38,386 --> 00:22:40,454
- Those gals are gonna mess you up.
- (chuckles)
444
00:22:40,488 --> 00:22:42,822
Yeah.***
You and me are no friends to each other,
445
00:22:42,856 --> 00:22:45,191
and I'm not gonna miss you when
you're gone, no matter how you go,
446
00:22:45,225 --> 00:22:48,794
but we've had enough
trouble already this year.
447
00:22:48,828 --> 00:22:54,100
♪ And we belong together
448
00:22:55,768 --> 00:23:02,140
♪ Yes, we belong together
449
00:23:02,174 --> 00:23:03,609
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah
450
00:23:03,643 --> 00:23:07,345
♪ For all eternity...
451
00:23:07,379 --> 00:23:11,016
♪ Eternity ♪
452
00:23:13,385 --> 00:23:16,655
♪ You're mine...
453
00:23:16,689 --> 00:23:18,289
You must sweat like a
thoroughbred with those.
454
00:23:18,324 --> 00:23:20,325
(coughs)
455
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,328
Yeah, but it's worth it
456
00:23:23,362 --> 00:23:25,130
to be able to be
out here in the world.
457
00:23:25,164 --> 00:23:26,331
Living a life,
talking to girls...
458
00:23:26,365 --> 00:23:28,466
I guess it...
459
00:23:28,501 --> 00:23:30,235
it would be nice not
to have to wear them.
460
00:23:33,005 --> 00:23:34,204
I remember this one time,
461
00:23:34,239 --> 00:23:37,341
we were camping up
in Wisconsin all summer.
462
00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:39,043
Yeah, and things were
going pretty good,
463
00:23:39,077 --> 00:23:41,345
so Elsa extended our stay
into the fall.
464
00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:44,048
But when she did that,
465
00:23:44,082 --> 00:23:46,717
our winter spot
down in Tampa fell through
466
00:23:46,752 --> 00:23:50,320
and we had to ride out the whole
winter up there in the cold.
467
00:23:50,355 --> 00:23:52,156
It was fun at first,
'cause most of those guys
468
00:23:52,190 --> 00:23:54,324
had never seen
snow before, but...
469
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:55,959
by January, everybody was
shitting their pants
470
00:23:55,993 --> 00:23:58,495
from the cold.
471
00:23:58,530 --> 00:24:00,964
I went out hunting and...
472
00:24:00,998 --> 00:24:02,166
shot a rabbit.
473
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,734
Skinned it for a coat
for Ma Petite.
474
00:24:08,039 --> 00:24:11,007
You ever see those pictures
in Life magazines
475
00:24:11,042 --> 00:24:13,543
of the African tribal warriors
where the...
476
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,745
where the whole head
and the skin of a...
477
00:24:15,780 --> 00:24:17,513
a lion, like a cloak?
478
00:24:17,548 --> 00:24:19,834
That's what Ma Petite
looked like.
479
00:24:19,954 --> 00:24:21,384
Except...
480
00:24:22,341 --> 00:24:25,054
...except it was
with a rabbit head.
481
00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:26,255
(chuckles)
482
00:24:26,290 --> 00:24:28,857
(laughs)
483
00:24:28,892 --> 00:24:30,359
I can see it.
484
00:24:30,394 --> 00:24:33,262
I can see that.
485
00:24:33,297 --> 00:24:35,731
Man, I love that little broad.
486
00:24:38,402 --> 00:24:40,969
Anyway...
487
00:24:41,004 --> 00:24:43,405
those were the best
few months of my life,
488
00:24:43,439 --> 00:24:46,742
because I was
just a guy wearing gloves.
489
00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:50,713
Just like every other guy.
490
00:24:50,747 --> 00:24:52,447
Least I could
pretend I was, you know?
491
00:24:56,885 --> 00:24:59,187
Give me the gloves.
492
00:24:59,222 --> 00:25:04,092
♪ And we belong together
493
00:25:06,095 --> 00:25:11,933
♪ Yes, we belong together...
494
00:25:11,967 --> 00:25:14,102
You got nothing
to be ashamed of.
495
00:25:14,136 --> 00:25:16,137
If anyone looks at you funny,
496
00:25:16,171 --> 00:25:17,605
I'll break their skulls.
497
00:25:22,444 --> 00:25:24,445
Ah.
498
00:25:26,949 --> 00:25:28,616
Unless it's a girl, right?
499
00:25:28,650 --> 00:25:32,453
(both laugh)
500
00:25:32,487 --> 00:25:35,422
Unless it's a girl.
501
00:25:35,457 --> 00:25:37,458
(coughs, laughs)
502
00:25:44,132 --> 00:25:46,266
I don't feel good.
I think
503
00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:48,135
I got to go.
504
00:25:52,273 --> 00:25:54,641
(coughing)
505
00:25:59,513 --> 00:26:02,082
Oh.
506
00:26:02,116 --> 00:26:03,949
(spits, groans)
507
00:26:03,984 --> 00:26:06,118
(splashing)
508
00:26:06,153 --> 00:26:07,953
(heaves, coughing)
509
00:26:16,530 --> 00:26:19,131
(quiet moaning)
510
00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:22,001
I...
511
00:26:22,035 --> 00:26:23,669
I know who you are.
512
00:26:29,009 --> 00:26:30,575
I always known.
513
00:26:32,617 --> 00:26:36,147
Hell, just the way
Mama hates you
514
00:26:36,182 --> 00:26:37,482
tells me everything
I need to know.
515
00:26:37,517 --> 00:26:39,984
But I got proof.
516
00:26:40,019 --> 00:26:41,986
I asked some of the old-timers,
517
00:26:42,021 --> 00:26:44,923
the ones that have been around
since Methuselah was a kid.
518
00:26:46,759 --> 00:26:48,560
They told me about your dad
519
00:26:48,594 --> 00:26:51,262
and your brothers.
520
00:26:51,297 --> 00:26:54,966
The famous Toledo Lobster Clan.
521
00:27:03,508 --> 00:27:07,178
I don't know why you
don't got 'em. (sniffles)
522
00:27:09,247 --> 00:27:10,681
But you gave me these.
523
00:27:18,857 --> 00:27:20,391
But I want to hear you say it.
524
00:27:20,425 --> 00:27:21,859
(sniffles)
525
00:27:21,893 --> 00:27:23,894
You're my father.
526
00:27:28,233 --> 00:27:29,766
Say it.
527
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,235
Tell me.
528
00:27:32,737 --> 00:27:34,271
Come on, say it, Dad.
529
00:27:34,305 --> 00:27:36,606
You're my dad.
530
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,076
Please, come on, ans...
531
00:27:39,110 --> 00:27:41,044
answer me.
532
00:27:41,079 --> 00:27:44,381
Come on.
Come on.
533
00:27:44,415 --> 00:27:45,715
Yes, son.
534
00:27:45,750 --> 00:27:47,751
It's true.
535
00:28:08,772 --> 00:28:11,374
You got to go, Dad.
536
00:28:11,408 --> 00:28:13,409
They're gonna kill you.
537
00:28:15,912 --> 00:28:17,713
It's okay.
538
00:28:17,747 --> 00:28:19,448
I'll figure something out.
539
00:28:19,482 --> 00:28:21,483
Yeah.
540
00:28:23,420 --> 00:28:26,221
Let's get you home.
541
00:28:26,255 --> 00:28:30,125
Come on, now.
Let's go home.
542
00:28:30,159 --> 00:28:32,160
Come on.
543
00:28:40,568 --> 00:28:44,679
♪ Have you heard of the big strong man? ♪
544
00:28:44,919 --> 00:28:47,120
♪ Well, he lived in a caravan ♪
♪ A caravan!
545
00:28:47,154 --> 00:28:50,090
♪ Have you heard about the
Jeffrey Johnson fight? ♪ (rooster cries)
546
00:28:50,124 --> 00:28:52,158
♪ Oh, what a hell of a fight ♪
547
00:28:52,193 --> 00:28:54,707
♪ You can take all
the heavyweights you got ♪
548
00:28:54,827 --> 00:28:55,530
That's right!
549
00:28:55,650 --> 00:28:57,263
♪ We've got a lad
who can beat the whole lot ♪
550
00:28:57,297 --> 00:28:59,131
♪ Sylvest'
Hey, what do you got?
551
00:28:59,165 --> 00:29:01,267
♪ He got a row of 40 medals
on his chest ♪
552
00:29:01,301 --> 00:29:02,261
- Big chest!
- Big chest!
553
00:29:02,281 --> 00:29:05,838
Hey! You two are drunk.
554
00:29:05,873 --> 00:29:07,807
I won't have you
wake up the entire camp
555
00:29:07,841 --> 00:29:08,780
with your caterwauling.
556
00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:12,144
Too late for that.
Jimmy,
557
00:29:12,178 --> 00:29:15,381
don't let that man
corrupt you with his
558
00:29:15,415 --> 00:29:16,989
bad habits.
559
00:29:17,109 --> 00:29:18,884
You still got time
to be somebody.
560
00:29:18,919 --> 00:29:20,519
Aw, he is somebody.
561
00:29:20,553 --> 00:29:22,187
He's my son.
562
00:29:26,192 --> 00:29:28,660
Thought I wouldn't go through
with that, did you, Dessi?
563
00:29:28,694 --> 00:29:30,194
But I'm proud to admit it.
564
00:29:30,229 --> 00:29:32,397
Jimmy's my son!
Yeah!
565
00:29:32,432 --> 00:29:34,032
Wow.
566
00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:37,201
Congratulations, huh?
567
00:29:37,236 --> 00:29:39,438
Must have taken real courage
568
00:29:39,472 --> 00:29:43,041
to finally proclaim your progeny
after 24 years.
569
00:29:43,075 --> 00:29:45,410
Why don't you two go to bed
and sleep it off.
570
00:29:45,444 --> 00:29:47,045
You know, Jimmy,
571
00:29:47,079 --> 00:29:49,414
this is the perfect time
572
00:29:49,448 --> 00:29:52,417
for me to tell you something
that my father told me.
573
00:29:52,451 --> 00:29:54,085
What?
574
00:29:54,119 --> 00:29:57,055
It's the Toledo code.
575
00:29:57,089 --> 00:30:00,391
The first minute you let
a woman tell you what to do
576
00:30:00,426 --> 00:30:04,394
is the first minute
you hand your balls to 'em.
577
00:30:04,429 --> 00:30:05,896
I want to keep my balls.
578
00:30:05,931 --> 00:30:09,066
You hold on to them, son.
579
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:10,968
Things are gonna change
around here, Elsa.
580
00:30:11,002 --> 00:30:14,438
No more bossing us around, okay?
581
00:30:14,473 --> 00:30:16,841
You got two strong bulls here
ready to run this whole joint.
582
00:30:16,875 --> 00:30:18,275
That's right.
583
00:30:18,309 --> 00:30:20,810
- (grunts) Ow.
- (laughing)
584
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,481
Idiots.
585
00:30:26,383 --> 00:30:27,784
- Come on, come on.
- (groans)
586
00:30:27,818 --> 00:30:30,653
- Sing something else. Sing it!
- Shh.
587
00:30:30,688 --> 00:30:33,456
Shh, shh.
Sing it, baby!
588
00:30:33,491 --> 00:30:34,824
Sing it.
589
00:30:34,859 --> 00:30:36,125
Go.
590
00:30:36,159 --> 00:30:38,962
Shh, quiet, Elsa.
591
00:30:38,996 --> 00:30:40,529
Shh... You'll wake
everybody up.
592
00:30:40,563 --> 00:30:42,631
You don't want to wake anybody.
593
00:30:42,665 --> 00:30:43,832
- Shh.
- Shh!
594
00:30:43,867 --> 00:30:45,334
Quiet!
595
00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:49,271
Too loud.
596
00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:51,640
- Shh.
- (laughs) Shh.
597
00:30:51,674 --> 00:30:55,344
Be quiet,
Elsa! Quiet.
598
00:30:55,379 --> 00:30:59,347
So loud. Ha.
Step up. All right.
599
00:30:59,382 --> 00:31:04,352
(mumbling)
You're all right.
600
00:31:04,387 --> 00:31:07,122
Oh. (exhales)
601
00:31:07,156 --> 00:31:08,790
Oh.
602
00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,859
I'm gonna say something
I never said before
603
00:31:10,894 --> 00:31:13,395
in my whole life.
604
00:31:14,663 --> 00:31:16,197
Good night, Dad.
605
00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:22,003
Do you say good night
when it's the morning?
606
00:31:28,444 --> 00:31:31,211
Good night, son.
607
00:31:31,246 --> 00:31:34,048
Sleep tight.
608
00:31:38,219 --> 00:31:40,421
Queer...
609
00:31:40,455 --> 00:31:42,389
isn't it?
610
00:31:42,424 --> 00:31:43,758
How the first cigarette
in the morning
611
00:31:43,792 --> 00:31:46,093
is the best smoke all day.
612
00:31:46,127 --> 00:31:47,528
You trying to be funny?
613
00:31:48,863 --> 00:31:52,166
No.
614
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,201
But you are trying my patience.
615
00:32:00,708 --> 00:32:04,377
MAN: All you've got
right now is that box?
616
00:32:16,423 --> 00:32:18,691
VINCE:
Were you there again?
617
00:32:18,725 --> 00:32:20,393
With him?
618
00:32:24,398 --> 00:32:26,299
Yes.
619
00:32:26,333 --> 00:32:28,634
And I'm going back. For good.
I just came home to pack.
620
00:32:28,668 --> 00:32:30,236
You're gonna have to kill me
to stop me.
621
00:32:30,270 --> 00:32:33,072
(quiet scoff)
You think I wouldn't?
622
00:32:33,107 --> 00:32:35,273
I'm your only child. The only
record of your sorry life
623
00:32:35,308 --> 00:32:37,275
once you're gone.
You're too vain to picture
624
00:32:37,310 --> 00:32:39,111
a world without
a piece of you in it.
625
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,448
I think you mistake
my pride for vanity.
626
00:32:43,483 --> 00:32:45,918
I'm an electrician.
627
00:32:45,952 --> 00:32:48,253
Strangers welcome me
into their homes
628
00:32:48,287 --> 00:32:50,555
and leave me there
alone to ply my trade.
629
00:32:50,590 --> 00:32:52,690
A man like me is dead
630
00:32:52,725 --> 00:32:55,193
if he doesn't come
with a sterling reputation.
631
00:32:55,228 --> 00:32:58,263
You are my blood,
632
00:32:58,297 --> 00:33:01,299
but if you do something
to shame me,
633
00:33:01,334 --> 00:33:04,236
to shame this family,
634
00:33:04,270 --> 00:33:05,903
I will do whatever it takes
635
00:33:05,938 --> 00:33:09,073
to make sure no one ever
knows you belonged to me.
636
00:33:09,108 --> 00:33:11,109
Well...
637
00:33:13,311 --> 00:33:16,280
...prepare for the shaming
of your life,
638
00:33:16,314 --> 00:33:18,249
because I am in love with Paul
639
00:33:18,283 --> 00:33:21,753
and I'm gonna go live with him
and his kind and I'm
640
00:33:21,787 --> 00:33:23,821
gonna tell anybody
that will listen to me
641
00:33:23,856 --> 00:33:26,257
who I am and who my daddy is
and that I chose
642
00:33:26,291 --> 00:33:28,159
to be one of the outcasts,
because anything
643
00:33:28,193 --> 00:33:29,493
is better than living
with the evil
644
00:33:29,528 --> 00:33:31,462
that lives in this house.
645
00:33:31,496 --> 00:33:33,631
You think a father doesn't
know what his daughter's
646
00:33:33,665 --> 00:33:35,299
gonna do before she does it?
647
00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:38,502
I know I can't stop you.
648
00:33:38,537 --> 00:33:42,305
And I'm not a
murderer. But...
649
00:33:42,339 --> 00:33:44,307
I did invite
my friend Morris over
650
00:33:44,341 --> 00:33:45,642
to give you a proper send-off.
651
00:33:45,677 --> 00:33:48,111
Who the hell is Morris?
652
00:33:48,146 --> 00:33:50,147
Morris is an artist.
653
00:34:02,359 --> 00:34:03,793
Dot?
654
00:34:03,827 --> 00:34:04,960
Oh. (coughs)
655
00:34:04,995 --> 00:34:07,297
Who do I remind you of?
656
00:34:07,331 --> 00:34:09,632
Mother. She wore the same shade
657
00:34:09,667 --> 00:34:10,633
of lipstick.
658
00:34:10,668 --> 00:34:14,136
I bear a striking resemblance
659
00:34:14,171 --> 00:34:15,971
to Eve Arden.
660
00:34:16,006 --> 00:34:17,973
She was nominated
for an Academy Award
661
00:34:18,008 --> 00:34:20,810
for Mildred Pierce. Do
you remember that movie?
662
00:34:20,844 --> 00:34:24,346
"Loving her was like shaking
hands with the Devil."
663
00:34:24,380 --> 00:34:25,815
DOT:
Speaking of which...
664
00:34:25,849 --> 00:34:30,319
Well, look at my beautiful girl.
665
00:34:30,353 --> 00:34:31,720
Gladys, you are a true artist.
666
00:34:31,754 --> 00:34:33,722
Bette has been transformed
from a
667
00:34:33,756 --> 00:34:36,024
caterpillar into a butterfly.
668
00:34:36,058 --> 00:34:38,327
Careful-- I am still here.
669
00:34:38,361 --> 00:34:40,696
GLADYS:
This is a first for me.
670
00:34:40,730 --> 00:34:42,364
I've worked on lots of gals
with double chins,
671
00:34:42,398 --> 00:34:44,700
but never one with two heads.
672
00:34:44,734 --> 00:34:46,235
But I don't judge--
673
00:34:46,269 --> 00:34:48,169
every client is
different. Dot...
674
00:34:48,204 --> 00:34:49,470
sure you don't want me
to give you a little touch-up?
675
00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:50,839
(sighs)
676
00:34:50,873 --> 00:34:52,473
I am happy being
the caterpillar.
677
00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:53,708
Thank you.
678
00:34:53,743 --> 00:34:56,344
Dot, look in the mirror.
679
00:34:56,378 --> 00:34:59,147
We make the perfect
680
00:34:59,181 --> 00:35:00,648
before and after picture.
681
00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:03,317
It can be our new act.
682
00:35:03,352 --> 00:35:06,220
We'll call it
"The Metamorphosis."
683
00:35:06,255 --> 00:35:07,821
Elsa,
684
00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:11,392
you can be the fairy godmother
who grants the wish
685
00:35:11,426 --> 00:35:13,227
of the plain Jane--
that's Dot--
686
00:35:13,262 --> 00:35:15,363
and transforms her into
the epitome of glamour.
687
00:35:15,397 --> 00:35:17,565
That's me.
688
00:35:17,599 --> 00:35:20,700
Well, how kind of you to include
me in your number, huh?
689
00:35:20,735 --> 00:35:22,369
Oh, you wave the wand,
that's all you do.
690
00:35:22,403 --> 00:35:25,372
Well, I'll go to work on it
right away.
691
00:35:25,406 --> 00:35:28,408
Let me know if there's anything
else you might want.
692
00:35:30,278 --> 00:35:31,779
I'm making a list.
693
00:35:31,813 --> 00:35:34,248
Oh...
694
00:35:34,282 --> 00:35:37,384
Gladys, I think the hair
is too poofy on that side.
695
00:35:37,418 --> 00:35:40,119
Don't push too hard now.
696
00:35:55,568 --> 00:35:57,236
ELSA:
"My dear Dot.
697
00:35:57,271 --> 00:36:00,739
"You hardly said a word
during our negotiation,
698
00:36:00,774 --> 00:36:04,376
"until you demanded your 50%.
699
00:36:04,411 --> 00:36:07,079
"What would you want
with the money,
700
00:36:07,114 --> 00:36:09,048
"a bigger tent?
701
00:36:09,082 --> 00:36:10,749
"A new car?
702
00:36:10,784 --> 00:36:13,719
"Just tell me
your heart's desire.
703
00:36:13,753 --> 00:36:16,888
"You can trust me to help you.
704
00:36:16,923 --> 00:36:19,725
"We are in this together.
705
00:36:19,759 --> 00:36:21,293
Elsa."
706
00:36:24,464 --> 00:36:27,265
(gentle melody plays)
707
00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:28,633
(singsongy):
Miss Elsa?
708
00:36:28,667 --> 00:36:30,535
What do you want, liebchen?
709
00:36:32,171 --> 00:36:33,171
Here, darling.
710
00:36:33,206 --> 00:36:35,307
Make Mama another one, okay?
711
00:36:35,341 --> 00:36:36,607
(kisses)
712
00:36:36,642 --> 00:36:38,109
The usual.
713
00:36:38,144 --> 00:36:42,280
♪ Doesn't shine for us all
714
00:36:42,315 --> 00:36:46,116
♪ Always remember
where twilight descent ♪
715
00:36:46,151 --> 00:36:48,252
DOT:
"Yes. I want something.
716
00:36:48,286 --> 00:36:50,120
"There's a doctor in Chicago
717
00:36:50,155 --> 00:36:52,089
"who separated the Brodie Twins.
718
00:36:52,123 --> 00:36:54,492
"His name is
Dr. Oscar Sugar.
719
00:36:54,526 --> 00:36:56,494
"I want you to help me find him
720
00:36:56,528 --> 00:36:59,129
"and convince him to
perform the surgery.
721
00:36:59,164 --> 00:37:02,266
Your secret is safe as long
as I get what I want."
722
00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:04,501
♪ Hold the key to your heart
723
00:37:04,535 --> 00:37:08,138
♪ Don't be afraid of what all
724
00:37:08,173 --> 00:37:10,341
♪ That extends
Danke.
725
00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:14,178
♪ Loneliness ends with love.
726
00:37:14,212 --> 00:37:15,779
(needle buzzing)
727
00:37:15,813 --> 00:37:17,814
You're too much
of a perfectionist.
728
00:37:17,849 --> 00:37:19,483
MORRIS:
Well, I have to be.
729
00:37:19,517 --> 00:37:22,952
There can be no mistakes.
730
00:37:22,987 --> 00:37:26,490
You see, human skin
is a delicate canvas.
731
00:37:26,524 --> 00:37:30,159
Uneven, textured,
732
00:37:30,194 --> 00:37:32,028
sometimes scarred.
733
00:37:32,062 --> 00:37:34,663
(needle buzzing) And she...
734
00:37:34,698 --> 00:37:36,332
she is my masterpiece.
735
00:37:36,367 --> 00:37:38,667
And she's waking up.
736
00:37:38,702 --> 00:37:40,836
Where's a mirror?
Right there.
737
00:37:40,871 --> 00:37:44,040
I want to see the look
on her face.
738
00:37:47,311 --> 00:37:50,780
♪ Penny, Penny, open your eyes ♪
739
00:37:50,814 --> 00:37:53,816
♪ Daddy's got a
big surprise. ♪
740
00:37:53,850 --> 00:37:56,351
PENNY (whining):
Daddy, it hurts.
741
00:37:56,386 --> 00:37:58,186
(crying):
It hurts.
742
00:37:58,221 --> 00:38:01,356
Beauty is painful, sweetheart.
743
00:38:04,093 --> 00:38:05,660
(screaming)
744
00:38:05,694 --> 00:38:07,229
VINCE: Stick out your tongue.
745
00:38:07,263 --> 00:38:09,331
(laughing)
I had it forked.
746
00:38:09,365 --> 00:38:10,198
(screaming)
747
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:18,349
STANLEY:
So...
748
00:38:18,457 --> 00:38:20,224
it's true what they say.
749
00:38:20,258 --> 00:38:22,292
Stars really don't eat.
750
00:38:24,629 --> 00:38:26,763
Okay, so let's get down
to business.
751
00:38:26,798 --> 00:38:28,617
I have a problem.
752
00:38:28,737 --> 00:38:31,301
A serious situation.
753
00:38:31,335 --> 00:38:32,603
The twins are back.
754
00:38:32,637 --> 00:38:35,772
Not only are they back,
but they are
755
00:38:35,807 --> 00:38:37,540
hell-bent on destroying me.
756
00:38:38,842 --> 00:38:42,345
Now, little Miss Sour Face--
757
00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:44,547
- that's Dot...
- Ah.
758
00:38:44,581 --> 00:38:46,616
...she wants to locate
759
00:38:46,650 --> 00:38:49,552
a doctor in Chicago
760
00:38:49,586 --> 00:38:51,454
whom she believes
761
00:38:51,489 --> 00:38:54,891
can perform some
hideous operation.
762
00:38:54,925 --> 00:38:58,961
What I want to do is have
you locate this doctor
763
00:38:58,996 --> 00:39:02,064
and then we could send
them up to Chicago.
764
00:39:02,098 --> 00:39:04,133
They will be out of my life,
765
00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:07,102
off my back forever.
766
00:39:07,137 --> 00:39:08,437
Do you, uh...
767
00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:11,473
Oh, no, go ahead.
768
00:39:11,508 --> 00:39:12,441
Please, be my guest.
769
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:15,144
(grunts)
770
00:39:15,178 --> 00:39:16,611
Just mulling.
771
00:39:16,646 --> 00:39:19,648
This is good brain food,
red meat.
772
00:39:19,682 --> 00:39:21,650
(growls)
773
00:39:27,389 --> 00:39:29,891
I don't know.
774
00:39:31,661 --> 00:39:33,361
Perhaps rather than
some medical calamity,
775
00:39:33,395 --> 00:39:34,796
which they believe
is going to relieve them
776
00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:36,364
of their psychic pain,
777
00:39:36,398 --> 00:39:40,001
something more simple
and less public.
778
00:39:40,036 --> 00:39:43,004
Maybe life holds too much pain
779
00:39:43,039 --> 00:39:44,539
and tragedy
for those poor girls.
780
00:39:44,573 --> 00:39:46,541
Wouldn't it be a better solution
781
00:39:46,575 --> 00:39:49,510
if they could be quietly
and easily relieved
782
00:39:49,545 --> 00:39:51,011
of their misery?
783
00:39:51,046 --> 00:39:52,513
What are you saying?
784
00:39:52,548 --> 00:39:54,014
You know...
785
00:39:54,049 --> 00:39:56,517
a mercy killing.
(sharp laugh)
786
00:39:56,552 --> 00:39:58,886
Those poor things.
787
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,754
(laughs)
788
00:40:00,789 --> 00:40:02,389
Oh, that's quite a solution.
789
00:40:02,423 --> 00:40:04,625
Yeah.
790
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,896
Did you know they killed
their mother?
791
00:40:08,930 --> 00:40:11,198
(grunts)
And then one of them
792
00:40:11,232 --> 00:40:12,967
tried to kill the other.
793
00:40:13,001 --> 00:40:14,568
I forget which is which--
the two...
794
00:40:14,603 --> 00:40:16,303
ETHEL:
Dessert time.
795
00:40:17,938 --> 00:40:20,440
My layered strawberry
and lime Jell-O mold
796
00:40:20,475 --> 00:40:22,476
with marshmallows
and fruit cocktail.
797
00:40:22,510 --> 00:40:24,777
I'll put it right over here.
798
00:40:24,812 --> 00:40:26,813
You guys can serve yourselves.
799
00:40:26,847 --> 00:40:28,582
Can I get rid of some of this?
800
00:40:28,616 --> 00:40:30,950
Um...
801
00:40:30,985 --> 00:40:33,252
You're a regular Betty Crocker,
Ethel.
802
00:40:33,286 --> 00:40:35,121
You're too kind.
803
00:40:35,155 --> 00:40:37,189
Enjoy.
804
00:40:39,292 --> 00:40:41,628
(grunts)
805
00:40:47,501 --> 00:40:49,468
Well...
806
00:40:49,503 --> 00:40:51,903
anyway.
807
00:40:51,938 --> 00:40:54,340
(short laugh)
808
00:40:56,309 --> 00:40:58,611
You know...
809
00:40:58,645 --> 00:41:01,413
I have heard about managers
810
00:41:01,448 --> 00:41:04,517
who would kill
for their clients.
811
00:41:05,619 --> 00:41:08,620
Looks like I found one. Hmm?
812
00:41:08,655 --> 00:41:11,123
(laughing)
813
00:41:25,003 --> 00:41:27,305
(quietly): Ma Petite.
814
00:41:27,339 --> 00:41:29,040
Ma Petite.
815
00:41:33,011 --> 00:41:35,012
For you.
816
00:41:35,047 --> 00:41:37,682
Would you like me to open it?
817
00:41:46,792 --> 00:41:48,592
(gasps)
818
00:41:48,626 --> 00:41:50,094
Pretty.
819
00:41:50,128 --> 00:41:54,364
I can't wait to try it on.
820
00:41:54,399 --> 00:41:56,166
(chuckles softly)
821
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,588
Zip me.
822
00:42:27,898 --> 00:42:29,699
Gorgeous.
823
00:42:29,733 --> 00:42:31,066
Like a little princess.
824
00:42:31,101 --> 00:42:33,769
Thank you.
825
00:42:41,578 --> 00:42:43,546
(bones crunching,
Ma Petite whimpering)
826
00:42:43,580 --> 00:42:44,480
Shh...
827
00:42:44,514 --> 00:42:46,648
(muffled shouting)
Shh...
828
00:42:46,682 --> 00:42:48,516
It's going to be all right.
829
00:42:48,551 --> 00:42:50,385
(muffled screams)
830
00:42:51,387 --> 00:42:53,722
(bones crunching)
831
00:42:53,757 --> 00:42:55,157
(muffled screaming)
832
00:42:55,191 --> 00:42:57,359
(screaming stops)
833
00:43:00,964 --> 00:43:04,065
(sighs)
834
00:43:05,635 --> 00:43:07,769
(quietly):
I'm sorry.
835
00:43:14,910 --> 00:43:17,412
(creaking)
836
00:43:19,581 --> 00:43:21,115
(creaking continues)
837
00:43:21,150 --> 00:43:22,583
(yells)
838
00:43:25,154 --> 00:43:26,921
Hello?
839
00:43:26,955 --> 00:43:29,090
Who's there?
840
00:43:30,292 --> 00:43:31,959
Show yourself.
841
00:43:31,994 --> 00:43:34,595
Now!
842
00:43:46,441 --> 00:43:48,074
Penny.
843
00:43:52,079 --> 00:43:54,447
Oh, God.
844
00:43:54,481 --> 00:43:56,416
This is my fault.
845
00:43:57,651 --> 00:43:59,252
What have I done?
846
00:43:59,287 --> 00:44:01,554
Oh.
847
00:44:01,588 --> 00:44:03,489
(crying)
848
00:44:07,528 --> 00:44:09,829
(low conversations)
849
00:44:15,636 --> 00:44:17,437
(glass clinking)
850
00:44:17,471 --> 00:44:20,473
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
851
00:44:20,507 --> 00:44:23,275
Our esteemed board members
852
00:44:23,310 --> 00:44:26,511
and our renowned faculty.
853
00:44:26,546 --> 00:44:30,615
Tonight, we are proud to unveil
the museum's latest acquisition.
854
00:44:30,650 --> 00:44:32,517
A most rare specimen.
855
00:44:32,552 --> 00:44:35,287
And while it did cost
a pretty penny,
856
00:44:35,322 --> 00:44:37,022
we trust that this new exhibit
857
00:44:37,057 --> 00:44:39,801
will bring thousands of visitors
858
00:44:39,921 --> 00:44:41,598
from around the globe.
859
00:44:42,047 --> 00:44:43,806
Behold.
860
00:44:43,926 --> 00:44:46,264
Mahadevi Patel.
861
00:44:46,298 --> 00:44:48,135
(partygoers gasping)
862
00:44:48,255 --> 00:44:51,603
The smallest woman in the world.
863
00:44:51,637 --> 00:44:53,505
(murmuring)
864
00:44:53,539 --> 00:45:04,046
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