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Bette?
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Dot?
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Here you are.
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You have a visitor.
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This young man was concerned
about your welfare.
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As you can see,
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Bette and Dot aren't prisoners,
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they're our guests.
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They can leave
anytime they want.
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Is that true?
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We're being treated
very well, Jimmy.
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When the girls first
stepped foot in our house,
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they were malnourished,
both body and soul.
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A daily regimen of
vitamins and foie gras
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brought the pink
back to their pallor.
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Bette, Dot, I know this seems
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like the life of Riley now,
but trust me,
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this is no place for you.
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Because to them,
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you're nothing more
than a curiosity.
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A freak to gawk at.
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So what do you want us to do?
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Go back to the show?
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How is that any different?
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Because you'd have
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a whole community of
people to protect you.
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Why would we harm
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a hair on their heads?
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We paid good money
for these girls.
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Mother's right.
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Don't listen to a word.
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Everything he says is a lie.
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Jimmy, you told us
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you saved those kids
from the killer clown.
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It was dandy.
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He was there when
you were unconscious.
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He's the real hero.
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Ladies and gentlemen!
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I've always wondered
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how this trick was done.
Haven't you?
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Leave her alone!
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Bette...
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Dot...
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...you have to come with me.
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- Now.
- You don't give
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the orders in this house.
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Dot,
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I know you have mixed feelings.
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You're thinking of getting the
surgery, which I'll never allow.
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'Cause you'd never cut a girl
in half, would you, dandy?
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Shut up!
Stop trying to ruin everything!
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How do you know, dandy?
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About the surgery?
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I told you there will be
no secrets between us.
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You read my diary.
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I want to leave.
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She can't leave without Bette.
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We're in love,
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and love trumps everything.
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Well, your mother said
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the girls could go
any time they want.
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Let's let them decide.
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Bette,
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I know you love me.
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Tell them
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you want to stay
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and live forever
in luxury with me.
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There's something wrong
with dandy and you know it.
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I'm sorry.
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But I choose my sister,
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always.
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We have to go.
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Testing.
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Okay, let's do this.
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One, two, three.
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♪ Come as you are
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♪ as you were
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♪ as I want you to be
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♪ as a friend, as a friend
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♪ as an old enemy
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♪ take your time
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♪ hurry up
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♪ the choice is yours
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♪ don't be late
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♪ take a rest
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♪ as a friend
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♪ as an old memory...
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♪ Memory, ah
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♪ memory, ah
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♪ well, I swear
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♪ that I don't have a gun
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♪ no, I don't have a gun
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♪
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Hey, uh...
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You seen Andy around?
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Not since the last time
you came by looking.
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Never fall in love with
a hustler. That's my advice.
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♪ Memory, ah
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♪ memory, ah
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you keep your mouth shut!
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♪ And I swear
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♪ that I don't have a gun
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♪ memory, ah.
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Truthfully? Adequate.
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I'm not changing anything.
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That's the song,
that's how I'm doing it.
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Tonight.
Mid-show number.
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Ha!
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Do you honestly believe
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that I would allow you
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to sap the energy
of the audience? Huh?
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Remember to whom you speak.
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I know exactly
who I'm talking to!
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A liar.
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And we don't take
orders from liars.
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What's going on here, huh?
What is this?
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The twins, Elsa.
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We know what you
did with the twins.
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They ran off!
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I told you that.
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Yeah, we heard your story.
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Maybe it's time we heard theirs.
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What?
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You sold them off.
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Like pets.
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That's not quite how
it happened, actually...
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Bette what are you doing?
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Keep it buttoned.
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I know what I'm doing.
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It's true miss Elsa
took us to dandy Mott,
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but only because I asked her to.
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But you said that...
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Well, you misunderstood.
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Miss Elsa didn't sell us.
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She helped us.
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We wanted to experience
the finer things in life.
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And Elsa
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was kind enough
to make that happen.
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But she also said we
always had a home here,
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if that's what we wanted.
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So we've decided to come home.
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If you'll have us.
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Well, of course, my darlings.
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Anything you want.
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Miss Ethel,
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we'll get this taken care of.
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Don't you worry about me.
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The good doctor's
gonna fix me up,
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right as rain.
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You be sure and
book your surgery.
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Oh, I will.
I can hardly wait.
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"Closed for business"?
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What on earth?
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Where's Dr. Bonham?
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He's dead.
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Oh, no...
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Spare me the theatrics.
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I'm not a fan of yours.
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Well, you're a very
rude young woman.
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Who are you?
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I'm his daughter.
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Oh, you're the one
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he moved down here for?
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No.
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I'm the other one.
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The one without
a husband and children.
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I came down from Boston
to bury him.
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What happened to him?
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You killed him!
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Your very existence
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challenged his beliefs
in god and science.
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So before he blew
his brains out,
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he took a hammer and
smashed both of his hands.
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The hands of a surgeon.
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They were his most valuable possession.
Oh, god...
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What am I gonna do now?
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You're gonna get out, before I call the cops.
Oh, come... Just a minute...
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Get out, you freaks!
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Oh, ho, ho! Okay.
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Whoa...
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Huh.
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Hey, it's the strong man.
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I keep trying with this thing
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and I can't even
get it halfway up.
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I feel like a damn fairy.
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Hey, don't be cute, buddy.
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I'm in the mood
to hurt someone today,
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and trust me, you don't want it to be you.
What's the matter?
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You can't actually get it up?
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Well, I'll be.
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Say, what do you say we go
get a drink and you, uh,
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you tell me your trick?
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I know this place a
couple of towns over
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called, uh...
High Noon.
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What?
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Oh! You-you haven't
heard of it?
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Why, that's funny, because
I saw you there today.
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And so did a lot of
other people, I'm sure.
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You were pretty upset
about one of those,
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uh, sweet little things
that works there.
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What's going on, fellas?
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Kind of hard to hit the bell
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when Richard's in
your way, isn't it?
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You might hit him instead.
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Ah, these things are
rigged anyway, right?
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Dell and I are gonna head into
the tent to chat, instead.
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You got it.
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Rule number one.
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When attempting to blackmail
a man with freakish strength
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and a mean streak the
size of the panhandle,
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make sure you got witnesses.
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You're my ideal man.
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And I'm not talking about
your bulging muscles.
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Though I have to admit...
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For someone so strong, you
lack the beefcake look.
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No.
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You have the three qualities
I love in a person.
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One... you lack a moral code.
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Two... you can kill a man
with your bare hands.
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And three... you have
to do whatever I say,
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or I'm gonna make sure
this whole place knows
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that you have someone else's
shit under your fingernails.
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Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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Not now, you won't.
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Maggie saw us come in here.
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And not later.
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'Cause I'm very good
with this thing.
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I like to aim for the jewels.
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Kind of my signature shot.
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The screams of the men
who have been nut-shot
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are so specific.
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Came here to make a deal, right?
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Talk.
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I need one of your freaks.
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Dead.
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Keep it clean, I want
the body intact.
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And it needs to look like
they just disappeared.
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You want me to kill
one of my own?
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I weep from your sudden
sentimentality.
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There's a barn a couple of Miles
due West of here.
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Bring the body there.
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You've got a day.
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What's on your mind?
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You're a million Miles
away tonight.
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I was just thinking
about the twins.
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How they changed their story.
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Made me look like a fool
in front of everybody.
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Maybe they got confused.
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No, there's something weird
going on around here.
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I don't know what, but it's
got my head all screwed up.
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Maybe it's another sign.
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That it's time for us to go.
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We could leave right now,
before the sun comes up.
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Unless you changed your mind...
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No, of course not.
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I'll go with you.
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Then let's go.
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Right now.
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I can't right now.
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It doesn't feel right.
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That rich kid,
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you should have seen the way
he was looking at the twins.
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And that second clown...
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Do you think you would recognize
his voice if you heard it?
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I-I don't know.
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He was... he was wearing
that mask.
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And it's over.
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Why does it matter?
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Because justice is justice.
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That guy almost
sawed you in half.
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If the rich kid did
it, he has to pay.
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You know what I think?
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00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,259
You're stalling.
274
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,261
No, I'm not.
275
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,263
I want to go.
276
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,032
I just need a few more days
to get everything in order.
277
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,034
That's bullshit.
278
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,036
You're never gonna
leave this place.
279
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:08,039
♪ You knew when you loved me
280
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:12,343
♪ I never would resist...
281
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,192
♪
282
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:53,051
♪ I never would resist...
283
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:57,655
You trying to get with me?
284
00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:01,492
♪ I'll give in...
285
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,494
don't make this difficult now.
286
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,629
Goddamn it!
287
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,100
♪ My only sin
288
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,736
♪ but the same guided missiles
289
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:17,175
♪ will get you in the end...
290
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,481
All right, all right,
Uncle, Uncle.
291
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:27,251
♪ But the same guided missiles
292
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:33,257
♪ will get you in the...
293
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:36,194
♪ End.
294
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,329
Who's the strong man now?
295
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:48,940
And all I can think about is
296
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:50,341
his grubby hands all over me.
297
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,478
No, keep your hand on ice.
298
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,847
Your swelling will never go down.
Ugh.
299
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:58,449
Dell's done a lot
of rotten things, but this?
300
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,885
He must be out of his mind.
301
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,053
We got to get
our facts straight,
302
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:02,987
so when we go to the cops...
303
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,456
Cops?
304
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,458
You of all people saying that.
305
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,694
Dell is our problem;
We're gonna fix it.
306
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,964
We're gonna sneak into
his trailer, kill him.
307
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:14,399
What?! Whoa, whoa!
308
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,867
Ma, where's this coming from?
309
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,568
I know him, Jimmy.
310
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,170
I know what he's capable of.
311
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,405
And you don't.
312
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:23,007
Jesus, ma, well,
at least let me talk to him.
313
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,542
What if he'd come after Maggie?
314
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,911
You'd be the first one
charging in with a gun.
315
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,479
You don't know what it's like,
316
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,148
peepers flipping up our skirts.
317
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,916
You know what
your problem is, Jimmy?
318
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,018
You're stuck on the rosy notion
319
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:37,021
that the world operates
on goodness,
320
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:39,323
decency.
321
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,325
Truth is...
322
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,327
All goodness guarantees ya...
323
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:46,130
Is an early grave.
324
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:51,035
But the biggest joke of all...
325
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:54,105
The thing that'll sink ya
every time...
326
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,109
...is hope.
327
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:05,116
Hope that the world
will right itself.
328
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:09,187
That the just will be rewarded
and the wicked punished.
329
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:15,093
Oh, once you buy into
that horseshit,
330
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,195
you're dead in the water.
331
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:20,398
The only way to survive
332
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,668
in this disgusting
godforsaken world...
333
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,605
...is to take control.
334
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:31,609
Ain't nobody gonna take
care of our people but us.
335
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,811
Dell hurt one of our own,
336
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,881
we can't let him
get away with that.
337
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:41,319
Can't let...
338
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,388
That degenerate prick win.
339
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,925
He's got to pay.
340
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,927
He will, ma, he will.
341
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,497
I can make it right.
342
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,165
I'll kick his ass to the curb,
I'll tell him
343
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,134
to get the hell out of here,
never come back.
344
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,136
Trust me.
345
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,204
I can handle Dell.
346
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:03,641
You handle him.
347
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:08,312
Or we will.
348
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,185
See that?
349
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,053
Easy-peasy-japanesey.
350
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,327
Sweet holy Jesus, Ralph.
351
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,929
You only got halfway up there.
352
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,164
I-I've
seen nine-year-old girls
353
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:29,867
in pigtails hit it
higher than that.
354
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:35,873
I've got to talk to you.
355
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,375
Man to man.
356
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:40,311
Well, tell me when
the other man shows up,
357
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,512
and I'll talk to him.
358
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,347
Funny. Not here.
359
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,654
All right.
360
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,156
Let's go into town.
361
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:53,558
I'll let you buy me a drink.
362
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,537
So, tell me...
363
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:10,074
What do you girls
want in exchange
364
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:14,312
for that charming tale
about my kindness?
365
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:17,415
You want me to stay here
366
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,717
and not compete
with your Hollywood, uh,
367
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,486
Siamese twins floor wax hour?
368
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,655
We're not going to Hollywood.
369
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,257
We don't trust Richard Spencer.
370
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,092
Why take a chance on a stranger
371
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,194
when we have all
we need right here?
372
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,495
Hmm, so that's all you want?
373
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:32,830
To stay here?
374
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,967
Just tell her what you told me.
375
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:41,706
Go on.
376
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,108
I want to become a comedienne.
377
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,110
Like Eve Arden. And
I could crack jokes
378
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:48,045
and tell stories
379
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:50,581
in between songs.
Oh, and I want caviar
380
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:54,118
for breakfast. And I want
to dye my hair blonde.
381
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,686
And 20.
382
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:58,055
And 20% of the box office.
383
00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,690
Off the top.
384
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:02,693
You can have it.
385
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,428
Once I'm in Hollywood.
386
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,797
We want the money now.
387
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,199
And we also want the money
388
00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:10,067
that Gloria gave you
when you sold us.
389
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,107
This is blackmail.
390
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,576
My, my, my.
391
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,578
You girls have come a long way
392
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,180
since I've rescued you
from the hospital.
393
00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:26,784
What about you, Dot?
394
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,120
Hmm?
395
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,757
You're very quiet.
396
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:36,627
Do you condone
this... outrageous behavior?
397
00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:41,899
In fact,
I think we should take 50%
398
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,334
of the box office.
399
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:48,472
♪ You're mine
400
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:49,774
♪ and we belong...
401
00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:55,346
Jesus, what the hell
was that, gasoline?
402
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,150
It tastes like piss on fire,
403
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:00,951
but it's cheap. It'll get you
drunk twice as fast.
404
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,586
Let's have another one.
405
00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:04,955
One's good for me.
I don't do liquor.
406
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,957
I seen what it did to my ma.
407
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:10,494
I'm scared, once I start, I
won't be able to stop. Come on.
408
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:13,264
You're not gonna become a drunk
in one night. It doesn't work
409
00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:16,167
that way.
410
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:18,269
Fine. You want
to talk? Talk.
411
00:22:18,271 --> 00:22:21,806
Fine. I don't know what happened
between you and Amazon Eve,
412
00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:23,674
but they're putting together
a lynch mob to string you up
413
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,843
by your balls.
That woman is nuts.
414
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,645
I mean, I just went
in there to...
415
00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:30,014
Talk to her
about maybe doing a little...
416
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:33,017
Strong man and strong woman act
in the show.
417
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:35,986
I didn't get one word out, and she's
smashing me over the head with a frying pan.
418
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:40,024
That's not what she says.
419
00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:42,093
Hey, just leave the bottle here.
420
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,063
What are you, a mama's boy?
421
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:49,200
We're supposed to have
a man-to-man.
422
00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:50,568
Well, men drink.
423
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,575
Attaboy.
424
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:01,078
She can say whatever she wants.
425
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,047
Look at her. Look at me.
426
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,882
Who got the worst of it?
427
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,084
It doesn't matter
who's telling the truth.
428
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:09,153
Those gals are gonna
mess you up.
429
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:11,555
Yeah. You and me are no
friends to each other,
430
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,924
and I'm not gonna miss you when
you're gone, no matter how you go,
431
00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:17,528
but we've had enough
trouble already this year.
432
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:22,933
♪ And we belong together
433
00:23:24,536 --> 00:23:30,908
♪ yes, we belong together
434
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,343
♪ ah-ah-ah-ah
435
00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:36,113
♪ for all eternity...
436
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:39,817
♪ Eternity ♪
437
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:45,423
♪ You're mine...
438
00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:47,057
You must sweat like a
thoroughbred with those.
439
00:23:50,295 --> 00:23:52,096
Yeah, but it's worth it
440
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,898
to be able to be
out here in the world.
441
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,099
Living a life,
talking to girls...
442
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,234
I guess it...
443
00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:59,036
It would be nice not
to have to wear them.
444
00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:02,940
I remember this one time,
445
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:06,043
we were camping up
in Wisconsin all summer.
446
00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,778
Yeah, and things were
going pretty good,
447
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,047
so Elsa extended our stay
into the fall.
448
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:12,783
But when she did that,
449
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,453
our winter spot
down in Tampa fell through
450
00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:19,123
and we had to ride out the whole
winter up there in the cold.
451
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,958
It was fun at first,
'cause most of those guys
452
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,127
had never seen
snow before, but...
453
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,762
By January, everybody was
shitting their pants
454
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:27,298
from the cold.
455
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:29,733
I went out hunting and...
456
00:24:29,735 --> 00:24:30,968
Shot a rabbit.
457
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,571
Skinned it for a coat
for ma petite.
458
00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:39,743
You ever see those pictures
in life magazines
459
00:24:39,745 --> 00:24:42,313
of the African tribal warriors
where the...
460
00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:44,515
Where the whole head
and the skin of a...
461
00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:46,250
A lion, like a cloak?
462
00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:49,019
That's what ma petite
looked like.
463
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,187
Except...
464
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:53,824
...except it was
with a rabbit head.
465
00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,129
I can see it.
466
00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:02,032
I can see that.
467
00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:04,502
Man, I love that little broad.
468
00:25:07,138 --> 00:25:09,707
Anyway...
469
00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:12,142
Those were the best
few months of my life,
470
00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:15,446
because I was
just a guy wearing gloves.
471
00:25:15,448 --> 00:25:19,517
Just like every other guy.
472
00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:21,285
Least I could
pretend I was, you know?
473
00:25:25,657 --> 00:25:27,992
Give me the gloves.
474
00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:32,930
♪ And we belong together
475
00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:40,738
♪ yes, we belong together...
476
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,873
You got nothing
to be ashamed of.
477
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,909
If anyone looks at you funny,
478
00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:46,377
I'll break their skulls.
479
00:25:51,182 --> 00:25:53,250
Ah.
480
00:25:55,654 --> 00:25:57,388
Unless it's a girl, right?
481
00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:04,161
Unless it's a girl.
482
00:26:12,837 --> 00:26:15,039
I don't feel good.
I think
483
00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:16,907
I got to go.
484
00:26:28,286 --> 00:26:30,888
Oh.
485
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:50,774
I...
486
00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:52,476
I know who you are.
487
00:26:57,716 --> 00:26:59,383
I always known.
488
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,922
Hell, just the way
mama hates you
489
00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:06,256
tells me everything
I need to know.
490
00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:08,759
But I got proof.
491
00:27:08,761 --> 00:27:10,761
I asked some of the old-timers,
492
00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:13,731
the ones that have been around
since Methuselah was a kid.
493
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,334
They told me about your dad
494
00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:20,070
and your brothers.
495
00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:23,841
The famous Toledo lobster clan.
496
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:35,986
I don't know why you
don't got 'em.
497
00:27:38,023 --> 00:27:39,490
But you gave me these.
498
00:27:47,632 --> 00:27:49,199
But I want to hear you say it.
499
00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:52,736
You're my father.
500
00:27:56,975 --> 00:27:58,542
Say it.
501
00:27:58,544 --> 00:28:00,010
Tell me.
502
00:28:01,446 --> 00:28:03,047
Come on, say it, dad.
503
00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:05,382
You're my dad.
504
00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:07,851
Please, come on, ans...
505
00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:09,820
Answer me.
506
00:28:09,822 --> 00:28:13,123
Come on.
Come on.
507
00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:14,491
Yes, son.
508
00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:16,560
It's true.
509
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:40,150
You got to go, dad.
510
00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:42,219
They're gonna kill you.
511
00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:46,523
It's okay.
512
00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:48,258
I'll figure something out.
513
00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:50,327
Yeah.
514
00:28:52,163 --> 00:28:55,032
Let's get you home.
515
00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:58,936
Come on, now.
Let's go home.
516
00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:01,004
Come on.
517
00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:17,621
♪ Have you heard about the big strong man?
♪
♪ strong man
518
00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:19,923
♪ well, he lived in a
caravan ♪
♪ a caravan!
519
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,860
♪ Have you heard about the
Jeffrey Johnson fight? ♪
520
00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:24,962
♪ Oh, what a hell
of a fight ♪
521
00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:27,631
♪ You can take all the heavyweights
you got ♪ that's right!
522
00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:30,033
♪ We've got a lad
who can beat the whole lot ♪
523
00:29:30,035 --> 00:29:31,935
♪ Sylvest'
hey, what do you got?
524
00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:34,037
♪ He got a row of 40 medals
on his chest ♪
525
00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:36,774
Big chest! Big chest! Hey!
526
00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:38,609
You two are drunk.
527
00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:40,544
I won't have you
wake up the entire camp
528
00:29:40,546 --> 00:29:41,945
with your caterwauling.
529
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:44,882
Too late for that.
Jimmy,
530
00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:48,152
don't let that man
corrupt you with his
531
00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:50,087
bad habits.
532
00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:51,655
You still got time
to be somebody.
533
00:29:51,657 --> 00:29:53,290
Aw, he is somebody.
534
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,992
He's my son.
535
00:29:58,930 --> 00:30:01,431
Thought I wouldn't go through
with that, did you, Dessi?
536
00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:02,966
But I'm proud to admit it.
537
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:05,169
Jimmy's my son!
Yeah!
538
00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:06,804
Wow.
539
00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:09,973
Congratulations, huh?
540
00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:12,176
Must have taken real courage
541
00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:15,779
to finally proclaim your progeny
after 24 years.
542
00:30:15,781 --> 00:30:18,148
Why don't you two go to bed
and sleep it off.
543
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,783
You know, Jimmy,
544
00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:22,152
this is the perfect time
545
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:25,155
for me to tell you something
that my father told me.
546
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:26,824
What?
547
00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:29,760
It's the Toledo code.
548
00:30:29,762 --> 00:30:33,096
The first minute you let
a woman tell you what to do
549
00:30:33,098 --> 00:30:37,100
is the first minute
you hand your balls to 'em.
550
00:30:37,102 --> 00:30:38,602
I want to keep my balls.
551
00:30:38,604 --> 00:30:41,772
You hold on to them, son.
552
00:30:41,774 --> 00:30:43,707
Things are gonna change
around here, Elsa.
553
00:30:43,709 --> 00:30:47,144
No more bossing us around, okay?
554
00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:49,546
You got two strong bulls here
ready to run this whole joint.
555
00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:50,981
That's right.
556
00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:53,517
Ow.
557
00:30:55,119 --> 00:30:57,187
Idiots.
558
00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:00,457
Come on, come on.
559
00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:03,360
Sing something else.
Sing it! Shh.
560
00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:06,129
Shh, shh.
Sing it, baby!
561
00:31:06,131 --> 00:31:07,531
Sing it.
562
00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:08,799
Go.
563
00:31:08,801 --> 00:31:11,668
Shh, quiet, Elsa.
564
00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:13,237
Shh... you'll wake
everybody up.
565
00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:15,339
You don't want to wake anybody.
566
00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:16,540
Shh.
Shh!
567
00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:18,075
Quiet!
568
00:31:20,645 --> 00:31:21,979
Too loud.
569
00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:24,381
Shh.
Shh.
570
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:28,085
Be quiet,
Elsa! Quiet.
571
00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:32,089
So loud. Ha.
Step up. All right.
572
00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:37,094
You're all right.
573
00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:39,830
Oh.
574
00:31:39,832 --> 00:31:41,531
Oh.
575
00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:43,600
I'm gonna say something
I never said before
576
00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:46,169
in my whole life.
577
00:31:47,338 --> 00:31:48,972
Good night, dad.
578
00:31:50,842 --> 00:31:54,778
Do you say good night
when it's the morning?
579
00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:03,921
Good night, son.
580
00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:06,757
Sleep tight.
581
00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:13,130
Queer...
582
00:32:13,132 --> 00:32:15,098
Isn't it?
583
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,466
How the first cigarette
in the morning
584
00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:18,802
is the best smoke all day.
585
00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:20,337
You trying to be funny?
586
00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:24,942
No.
587
00:32:24,944 --> 00:32:27,010
But you are trying my patience.
588
00:32:33,384 --> 00:32:37,154
All you've got right
now is that box?
589
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:51,401
Were you there again?
590
00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:53,170
With him?
591
00:32:57,108 --> 00:32:59,009
Yes.
592
00:32:59,011 --> 00:33:01,345
And I'm going back. For good.
I just came home to pack.
593
00:33:01,347 --> 00:33:02,946
You're gonna have to kill me
to stop me.
594
00:33:02,948 --> 00:33:05,749
You think I wouldn't?
595
00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:07,985
I'm your only child. The only
record of your sorry life
596
00:33:07,987 --> 00:33:09,987
once you're gone.
You're too vain to picture
597
00:33:09,989 --> 00:33:11,855
a world without
a piece of you in it.
598
00:33:13,925 --> 00:33:16,159
I think you mistake
my pride for vanity.
599
00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:18,595
I'm an electrician.
600
00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:21,031
Strangers welcome me
into their homes
601
00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:23,333
and leave me there
alone to ply my trade.
602
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:25,469
A man like me is dead
603
00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:27,938
if he doesn't come
with a sterling reputation.
604
00:33:27,940 --> 00:33:31,041
You are my blood,
605
00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:34,044
but if you do something
to shame me,
606
00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:36,947
to shame this family,
607
00:33:36,949 --> 00:33:38,648
I will do whatever it takes
608
00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:41,785
to make sure no one ever
knows you belonged to me.
609
00:33:41,787 --> 00:33:43,854
Well...
610
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:49,026
...prepare for the shaming
of your life,
611
00:33:49,028 --> 00:33:50,961
because I am in love with Paul
612
00:33:50,963 --> 00:33:54,498
and I'm gonna go live with him
and his kind and I'm
613
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,566
gonna tell anybody
that will listen to me
614
00:33:56,568 --> 00:33:58,969
who I am and who my daddy is
and that I chose
615
00:33:58,971 --> 00:34:00,904
to be one of the outcasts,
because anything
616
00:34:00,906 --> 00:34:02,239
is better than living
with the evil
617
00:34:02,241 --> 00:34:04,207
that lives in this house.
618
00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:06,343
You think a father doesn't
know what his daughter's
619
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:07,978
gonna do before she does it?
620
00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:11,214
I know I can't stop you.
621
00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:14,985
And I'm not a
murderer. But...
622
00:34:14,987 --> 00:34:16,987
I did invite
my friend Morris over
623
00:34:16,989 --> 00:34:18,355
to give you a proper send-off.
624
00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:20,891
Who the hell is Morris?
625
00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:22,959
Morris is an artist.
626
00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:36,573
Dot?
627
00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:37,741
Oh.
628
00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:40,010
Who do I remind you of?
629
00:34:40,012 --> 00:34:42,345
Mother. She wore the same shade
630
00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:43,380
of lipstick.
631
00:34:43,382 --> 00:34:46,850
I bear a striking resemblance
632
00:34:46,852 --> 00:34:48,685
to Eve Arden.
633
00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:50,687
She was nominated
for an academy award
634
00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:53,523
for Mildred Pierce. Do
you remember that movie?
635
00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:57,094
"Loving her was like shaking
hands with the devil."
636
00:34:57,096 --> 00:34:58,528
Speaking of which...
637
00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:03,033
Well, look at my beautiful girl.
638
00:35:03,035 --> 00:35:04,468
Gladys, you are a true artist.
639
00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:06,470
Bette has been transformed
from a
640
00:35:06,472 --> 00:35:08,772
caterpillar into a butterfly.
641
00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:11,041
Careful... I am still here.
642
00:35:11,043 --> 00:35:13,376
This is a first for me.
643
00:35:13,378 --> 00:35:15,045
I've worked on lots of gals
with double chins,
644
00:35:15,047 --> 00:35:17,380
but never one with two heads.
645
00:35:17,382 --> 00:35:18,949
But I don't judge...
646
00:35:18,951 --> 00:35:20,951
Every client is
different. Dot...
647
00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:22,252
Sure you don't want me
to give you a little touch-up?
648
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,255
I am happy being
the caterpillar.
649
00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:26,490
Thank you.
650
00:35:26,492 --> 00:35:29,126
Dot, look in the mirror.
651
00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:31,928
We make the perfect
652
00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:33,396
before and after picture.
653
00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:36,099
It can be our new act.
654
00:35:36,101 --> 00:35:39,002
We'll call it
"the metamorphosis."
655
00:35:39,004 --> 00:35:40,604
Elsa,
656
00:35:40,606 --> 00:35:44,174
you can be the fairy godmother
who grants the wish
657
00:35:44,176 --> 00:35:46,009
of the plain Jane...
That's Dot...
658
00:35:46,011 --> 00:35:48,111
And transforms her into
the epitome of glamour.
659
00:35:48,113 --> 00:35:50,313
That's me.
660
00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:53,416
Well, how kind of you to include
me in your number, huh?
661
00:35:53,418 --> 00:35:55,118
Oh, you wave the wand,
that's all you do.
662
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:58,088
Well, I'll go to work on it
right away.
663
00:35:58,090 --> 00:36:01,191
Let me know if there's anything
else you might want.
664
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,528
I'm making a list.
665
00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,997
Oh...
666
00:36:06,999 --> 00:36:10,133
Gladys, I think the hair
is too poofy on that side.
667
00:36:10,135 --> 00:36:12,903
Don't push too hard now.
668
00:36:28,286 --> 00:36:30,020
"My dear Dot.
669
00:36:30,022 --> 00:36:33,523
"You hardly said a word
during our negotiation,
670
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:37,160
"until you demanded your 50%.
671
00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:39,863
"What would you want
with the money,
672
00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:41,831
"a bigger tent?
673
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,533
"A new car?
674
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:46,469
"Just tell me
your heart's desire.
675
00:36:46,471 --> 00:36:49,673
"You can trust me to help you.
676
00:36:49,675 --> 00:36:52,509
"We are in this together.
677
00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:54,110
Elsa."
678
00:36:59,985 --> 00:37:01,384
Miss Elsa?
679
00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:03,320
What do you want, liebchen?
680
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:05,922
Here, darling.
681
00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:08,058
Make mama another one, okay?
682
00:37:09,328 --> 00:37:10,860
The usual.
683
00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:15,031
♪ Doesn't shine for us all
684
00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:18,835
♪ always remember
where twilight descent ♪
685
00:37:18,837 --> 00:37:21,071
"Yes. I want something.
686
00:37:21,073 --> 00:37:22,939
"There's a doctor in Chicago
687
00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:24,908
"who separated the Brodie twins.
688
00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:27,277
"His name is
Dr. Oscar sugar.
689
00:37:27,279 --> 00:37:29,279
"I want you to help me find him
690
00:37:29,281 --> 00:37:31,915
"and convince him to
perform the surgery.
691
00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:35,051
Your secret is safe as long
as I get what I want."
692
00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:37,287
♪ Hold the key to your heart
693
00:37:37,289 --> 00:37:40,924
♪ don't be afraid of what all
694
00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:43,126
♪ that extends
danke.
695
00:37:43,128 --> 00:37:46,963
♪ Loneliness ends with love.
696
00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:50,600
You're too much
of a perfectionist.
697
00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:52,269
Well, I have to be.
698
00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:55,705
There can be no mistakes.
699
00:37:55,707 --> 00:37:59,276
You see, human skin
is a delicate canvas.
700
00:37:59,278 --> 00:38:02,912
Uneven, textured,
701
00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:04,781
sometimes scarred.
702
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:07,384
And she...
703
00:38:07,386 --> 00:38:09,085
She is my masterpiece.
704
00:38:09,087 --> 00:38:11,388
And she's waking up.
705
00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:13,556
Where's a mirror?
Right there.
706
00:38:13,558 --> 00:38:16,826
I want to see the look
on her face.
707
00:38:20,097 --> 00:38:23,600
♪ Penny, Penny,
open your eyes ♪
708
00:38:23,602 --> 00:38:26,636
♪ Daddy's got a
big surprise. ♪
709
00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:29,172
Daddy, it hurts.
710
00:38:29,174 --> 00:38:31,007
It hurts.
711
00:38:31,009 --> 00:38:34,210
Beauty is painful, sweetheart.
712
00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:40,016
Stick out your tongue.
713
00:38:40,018 --> 00:38:42,085
I had it forked.
714
00:38:51,028 --> 00:38:52,162
♪
715
00:38:52,164 --> 00:38:53,997
So...
716
00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:55,799
It's true what they say.
717
00:38:55,801 --> 00:38:57,901
Stars really don't eat.
718
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:02,339
Okay, so let's get down
to business.
719
00:39:02,341 --> 00:39:04,841
I have a problem.
720
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,876
A serious situation.
721
00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:08,144
The twins are back.
722
00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:11,281
Not only are they back,
but they are
723
00:39:11,283 --> 00:39:13,116
hell-bent on destroying me.
724
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:17,887
Now, little miss sour face...
725
00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:20,156
That's Dot...
Ah.
726
00:39:20,158 --> 00:39:22,225
...she wants to locate
727
00:39:22,227 --> 00:39:25,128
a doctor in Chicago
728
00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:27,063
whom she believes
729
00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:30,467
can perform some
hideous operation.
730
00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:34,571
What I want to do is have
you locate this doctor
731
00:39:34,573 --> 00:39:37,640
and then we could send
them up to Chicago.
732
00:39:37,642 --> 00:39:39,743
They will be out of my life,
733
00:39:39,745 --> 00:39:42,645
off my back forever.
734
00:39:42,647 --> 00:39:44,013
Do you, uh...
735
00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:47,050
Oh, no, go ahead.
736
00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:48,017
Please, be my guest.
737
00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:52,155
Just mulling.
738
00:39:52,157 --> 00:39:55,225
This is good brain food,
red meat.
739
00:40:02,933 --> 00:40:05,502
I don't know.
740
00:40:07,171 --> 00:40:08,938
Perhaps rather than
some medical calamity,
741
00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:10,373
which they believe
is going to relieve them
742
00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:11,941
of their psychic pain,
743
00:40:11,943 --> 00:40:15,512
something more simple
and less public.
744
00:40:15,514 --> 00:40:18,515
Maybe life holds too much pain
745
00:40:18,517 --> 00:40:20,083
and tragedy
for those poor girls.
746
00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:22,085
Wouldn't it be a better solution
747
00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:25,054
if they could be quietly
and easily relieved
748
00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:26,523
of their misery?
749
00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:28,057
What are you saying?
750
00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:29,559
You know...
751
00:40:29,561 --> 00:40:32,061
A mercy killing.
752
00:40:32,063 --> 00:40:34,431
Those poor things.
753
00:40:36,301 --> 00:40:37,934
Oh, that's quite a solution.
754
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:40,203
Yeah.
755
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:44,441
Did you know they killed
their mother?
756
00:40:44,443 --> 00:40:46,743
And then one of them
757
00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:48,478
tried to kill the other.
758
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,046
I forget which is which...
The two...
759
00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:51,848
Dessert time.
760
00:40:53,384 --> 00:40:55,952
My layered strawberry
and lime jell-o mold
761
00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:57,987
with marshmallows
and fruit cocktail.
762
00:40:57,989 --> 00:41:00,290
I'll put it right over here.
763
00:41:00,292 --> 00:41:02,325
You guys can serve yourselves.
764
00:41:02,327 --> 00:41:04,093
Can I get rid of some of this?
765
00:41:04,095 --> 00:41:06,463
Um...
766
00:41:06,465 --> 00:41:08,731
You're a regular Betty Crocker,
Ethel.
767
00:41:08,733 --> 00:41:10,633
You're too kind.
768
00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:12,735
Enjoy.
769
00:41:23,013 --> 00:41:25,014
Well...
770
00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:27,417
Anyway.
771
00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:34,157
You know...
772
00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,960
I have heard about managers
773
00:41:36,962 --> 00:41:40,096
who would kill
for their clients.
774
00:41:41,131 --> 00:41:44,167
Looks like I found one. Hmm?
775
00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:02,819
Ma petite.
776
00:42:02,821 --> 00:42:04,587
Ma petite.
777
00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:10,527
For you.
778
00:42:10,529 --> 00:42:13,229
Would you like me to open it?
779
00:42:24,142 --> 00:42:25,675
Pretty.
780
00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:29,913
I can't wait to try it on.
781
00:42:52,036 --> 00:42:54,170
Zip me.
782
00:43:03,347 --> 00:43:05,214
Gorgeous.
783
00:43:05,216 --> 00:43:06,583
Like a little princess.
784
00:43:06,585 --> 00:43:09,319
Thank you.
785
00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:20,063
Shh...
786
00:43:20,065 --> 00:43:22,198
Shh...
787
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,100
It's going to be all right.
788
00:43:41,151 --> 00:43:43,353
I'm sorry.
789
00:44:00,671 --> 00:44:02,472
Hello?
790
00:44:02,474 --> 00:44:04,641
Who's there?
791
00:44:05,809 --> 00:44:07,510
Show yourself.
792
00:44:07,512 --> 00:44:10,146
Now!
793
00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:23,693
Penny.
794
00:44:27,631 --> 00:44:30,033
Oh, god.
795
00:44:30,035 --> 00:44:32,035
This is my fault.
796
00:44:33,203 --> 00:44:34,837
What have I done?
797
00:44:34,839 --> 00:44:37,106
Oh.
798
00:44:52,957 --> 00:44:56,025
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
799
00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:58,795
Our esteemed board members
800
00:44:58,797 --> 00:45:02,065
and our renowned faculty.
801
00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:06,135
Tonight, we are proud to unveil
the museum's latest acquisition.
802
00:45:06,137 --> 00:45:08,071
A most rare specimen.
803
00:45:08,073 --> 00:45:10,807
And while it did cost
a pretty penny,
804
00:45:10,809 --> 00:45:12,575
we trust that this new exhibit
805
00:45:12,577 --> 00:45:16,345
will bring thousands of visitors
806
00:45:16,347 --> 00:45:18,081
from around the globe.
807
00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:20,083
Behold.
808
00:45:20,085 --> 00:45:21,851
Mahadevi Patel.
809
00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:27,156
The smallest woman in the world.