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Bette?
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Dot?
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Here you are.
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You have a visitor.
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This young man was concerned
about your welfare.
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As you can see,
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Bette and Dot aren't prisoners,
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they're our guests.
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They can leave
anytime they want.
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Is that true?
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We're being treated
very well, Jimmy.
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When the girls first
stepped foot in our house,
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they were malnourished,
both body and soul.
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A daily regimen of
vitamins and foie gras
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brought the pink
back to their pallor.
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Bette, Dot, I know this seems
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like the life of Riley now,
but trust me,
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this is no place for you.
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Because to them,
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you're nothing more
than a curiosity.
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A freak to gawk at.
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So what do you want us to do?
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Go back to the show?
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How is that any different?
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Because you'd have
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a whole community of
people to protect you.
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Why would we harm
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a hair on their heads?
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We paid good money
for these girls.
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Mother's right.
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Don't listen to a word.
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Everything he says is a lie.
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Jimmy, you told us
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you saved those kids
from the killer clown.
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It was Dandy.
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He was there when
you were unconscious.
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He's the real hero.
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Ladies and gentlemen!
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I've always wondered
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how this trick was done.
Haven't you?
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Leave her alone!
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Bette...
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Dot...
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...you have to come with me.
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- Now.
- You don't give
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the orders in this house.
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Dot,
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I know you have mixed feelings.
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You're thinking of getting the
surgery, which I'll never allow.
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'Cause you'd never cut a girl
in half, would you, Dandy?
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Shut up!
Stop trying to ruin everything!
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How do you know, Dandy?
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About the surgery?
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I told you there will be
no secrets between us.
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You read my diary.
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I want to leave.
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She can't leave without Bette.
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We're in love,
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and love trumps everything.
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Well, your mother said
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the girls could go
any time they want.
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Let's let them decide.
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Bette,
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I know you love me.
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Tell them
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you want to stay
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and live forever in luxury with me.
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There's something wrong
with Dandy and you know it.
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I'm sorry.
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But I choose my sister,
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always.
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We have to go.
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Testing!
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Let's do this.
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One, two, three.
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♪ Come as you are
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♪ As you were
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♪ As I want you to be
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♪ As a friend, as a friend
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♪ As an old enemy
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♪ Take your time
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♪ Hurry up
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♪ The choice is yours
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♪ Don't be late
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♪ Take a rest
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♪ As a friend
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♪ As an old memory...
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♪ Memory, ah
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♪ Memory, ah
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♪ Well, I swear
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♪ That I don't have a gun
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♪ No, I don't have a gun
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Hey, uh...
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you seen Andy around?
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Not since the last time
you came by looking.
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Never fall in love with
a hustler. That's my advice.
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♪ Memory, ah
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♪ Memory, ah
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You keep your mouth shut!
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♪ And I swear
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♪ That I don't have a gun
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♪ Memory, ah.
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Truthfully? Adequate.
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I'm not changing anything.
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That's the song,
that's how I'm doing it.
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Tonight.
Mid-show number.
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Ha!
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Do you honestly believe
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that I would allow you
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to sap the energy
of the audience? Huh?
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Remember to whom you speak.
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I know exactly
who I'm talking to!
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A liar.
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And we don't take
orders from liars.
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What's going on here, huh?
What is this?
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The twins, Elsa.
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We know what you
did with the twins.
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They ran off!
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I told you that.
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Yeah, we heard your story.
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Maybe it's time we heard theirs.
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What?
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You sold them off.
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Like pets.
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That's not quite how
it happened, actually...
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BETTE What are you doing?
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Keep it buttoned.
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I know what I'm doing.
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It's true Miss Elsa
took us to Dandy Mott,
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but only because I asked her to.
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But you said that...
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Well, you misunderstood.
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Miss Elsa didn't sell us.
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She helped us.
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We wanted to experience
the finer things in life.
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And Elsa
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was kind enough
to make that happen.
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But she also said we
always had a home here,
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if that's what we wanted.
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So we've decided to come home.
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If you'll have us.
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Well, of course, my darlings.
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Anything you want.
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Miss Ethel,
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we'll get this taken care of.
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Don't you worry about me.
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The good doctor's
gonna fix me up,
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right as rain.
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You be sure and
book your surgery.
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Oh, I will.
I can hardly wait.
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"Closed for business"?
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What on earth?
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Where's Dr.
Bonham?
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He's dead.
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Oh, no...
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Spare me the theatrics.
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I'm not a fan of yours.
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Well, you're a very
rude young woman.
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Who are you?
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I'm his daughter.
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Oh, you're the one
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he moved down here for?
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No.
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I'm the other one.
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The one without
a husband and children.
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I came down from Boston
to bury him.
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What happened to him?
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You killed him!
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Your very existence
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challenged his beliefs
in God and science.
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So before he blew
his brains out,
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he took a hammer and
smashed both of his hands.
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The hands of a surgeon.
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They were his most valuable possession.
Oh, God...
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What am I gonna do now?
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You're gonna get out,
before I call the cops.
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Oh, come...Just a minute...
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Get out, you freaks!
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Oh, ho, ho! Okay.
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Whoa...
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Huh.
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Hey, it's the Strong Man.
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I keep trying with this thing
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and I can't even
get it halfway up.
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I feel like a damn fairy.
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Hey, don't be cute, buddy.
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I'm in the mood
to hurt someone today,
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and trust me, you don't want it to be you.
What's the matter?
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You can't actually get it up?
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Well, I'll be.
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Say, what do you say we go
get a drink and you, uh,
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you tell me your trick?
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I know this place a
couple of towns over
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called, uh...
High Noon.
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What?
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Oh! You-you haven't
heard of it?
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Why, that's funny, because
I saw you there today.
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And so did a lot of
other people, I'm sure.
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You were pretty upset
about one of those,
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uh, sweet little things
that works there.
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What's going on, fellas?
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Kind of hard to hit the bell
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when Richard's in
your way, isn't it?
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You might hit him instead.
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Ah, these things are
rigged anyway, right?
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Dell and I are gonna head into
the tent to chat, instead.
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You got it.
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Rule number one.
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When attempting to blackmail
a man with freakish strength
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and a mean streak the
size of the panhandle,
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make sure you got witnesses.
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You're my ideal man.
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And I'm not talking about
your bulging muscles.
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Though I have
to admit--
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for someone so strong, you
lack the beefcake look.
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No.
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You have the three qualities
I love in a person.
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One-- you lack a moral code.
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Two-- you can kill a man
with your bare hands.
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And three-- you have
to do whatever I say,
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or I'm gonna make sure
this whole place knows
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that you have someone else's
shit under your fingernails.
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Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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Not now, you won't.
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Maggie saw us come in here.
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And not later.
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'Cause I'm very good
with this thing.
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I like to aim for the jewels.
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Kind of my signature shot.
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The screams of the men
who have been nut-shot
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are so specific.
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Came here to make a deal, right?
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Talk.
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I need one of your freaks.
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Dead.
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Keep it clean, I want
the body intact.
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And it needs to look like
they just disappeared.
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You want me to kill
one of my own?
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I weep from your sudden
sentimentality.
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There's a barn a couple of miles
due west of here.
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Bring the body there.
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You've got a day.
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What's on your mind?
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You're a million miles away tonight.
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I was just thinking
about the twins.
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How they changed their story.
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Made me look like a fool
in front of everybody.
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Maybe they got confused.
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No, there's something weird
going on around here.
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I don't know what, but it's
got my head all screwed up.
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Maybe it's another sign.
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That it's time for us to go.
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We could leave right now,
before the sun comes up.
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Unless you changed your mind...
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No, of course not.
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I'll go with you.
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Then let's go.
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Right now.
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I can't right now.
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It doesn't feel right.
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That rich kid,
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you should have seen the way
he was looking at the twins.
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And that second clown--
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do you think you would recognize
his voice if you heard it?
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I-I don't know.
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He was... he was wearing
that mask.
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And it's over.
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Why does it matter?
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Because justice is justice.
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That guy almost
sawed you in half.
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If the rich kid did
it, he has to pay.
273
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,298
You know what I think?
274
00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:35,300
You're stalling.
275
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:37,302
No, I'm not.
276
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,304
I want to go.
277
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:42,073
I just need a few more days
to get everything in order.
278
00:14:42,107 --> 00:14:44,075
That's bullshit.
279
00:14:44,109 --> 00:14:46,077
You're never gonna
leave this place.
280
00:14:46,111 --> 00:14:49,113
♪ You knew when you loved me
281
00:14:49,147 --> 00:14:53,384
♪ I never would resist...
282
00:15:31,155 --> 00:15:34,056
♪ I never would resist...
283
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,661
You trying to get with me?
284
00:15:39,997 --> 00:15:42,532
♪ I'll give in...
285
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,534
Don't make this difficult now.
286
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:45,668
Goddamn it!
287
00:15:47,037 --> 00:15:50,139
♪ My only sin
288
00:15:50,173 --> 00:15:52,808
♪ But the same guided missiles
289
00:15:52,843 --> 00:15:58,180
♪ Will get you in the end...
290
00:16:02,519 --> 00:16:04,486
All right, all right,
uncle, uncle.
291
00:16:04,521 --> 00:16:08,290
♪ But the same guided missiles
292
00:16:08,324 --> 00:16:14,296
♪ Will get you in the...
293
00:16:14,330 --> 00:16:17,199
♪ End.
294
00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:19,334
Who's the strong man now?
295
00:16:26,758 --> 00:16:28,204
And all I can think about is
296
00:16:28,324 --> 00:16:29,658
his grubby hands all over me.
297
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,794
No, keep your hand on ice.
298
00:16:32,828 --> 00:16:35,163
- Your swelling will never go down.
- Ugh.
299
00:16:35,197 --> 00:16:38,120
Dell's done a lot
of rotten things, but this?
300
00:16:38,506 --> 00:16:40,201
He must be out of his mind.
301
00:16:40,235 --> 00:16:41,369
We got to get
our facts straight,
302
00:16:41,404 --> 00:16:42,304
so when we go to the cops...
303
00:16:42,338 --> 00:16:44,806
Cops?
304
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,257
You of all people saying that.
305
00:16:47,377 --> 00:16:49,373
Dell is our problem;
we're gonna fix it.
306
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:52,384
We're gonna sneak into
his trailer, kill him.
307
00:16:52,504 --> 00:16:53,714
What?! Whoa, whoa!
308
00:16:53,748 --> 00:16:55,554
Ma, where's this coming from?
309
00:16:55,674 --> 00:16:56,963
I know him, Jimmy.
310
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,876
I know what he's capable of.
311
00:16:58,910 --> 00:17:00,144
And you don't.
312
00:17:00,178 --> 00:17:02,747
Jesus, Ma, well,
at least let me talk to him.
313
00:17:02,781 --> 00:17:04,281
What if
he'd come after Maggie?
314
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,650
You'd be the first one
charging in with a gun.
315
00:17:06,684 --> 00:17:08,252
You don't know
what it's like,
316
00:17:08,286 --> 00:17:09,920
peepers flipping up our skirts.
317
00:17:09,954 --> 00:17:11,674
You know what
your problem is, Jimmy?
318
00:17:11,689 --> 00:17:13,757
You're stuck on the rosy notion
319
00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:16,760
that the world operates
on goodness,
320
00:17:16,795 --> 00:17:19,096
decency.
321
00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:21,097
Truth is--
322
00:17:21,131 --> 00:17:23,099
all goodness guarantees ya...
323
00:17:23,133 --> 00:17:25,835
is an early grave.
324
00:17:27,971 --> 00:17:30,774
But the biggest joke of all--
325
00:17:30,808 --> 00:17:33,810
the thing that'll sink ya
every time...
326
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,847
...is hope.
327
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:44,887
Hope that the world
will right itself.
328
00:17:44,922 --> 00:17:48,925
That the just will be rewarded
and the wicked punished.
329
00:17:52,229 --> 00:17:54,863
Oh, once you buy into
that horseshit,
330
00:17:54,897 --> 00:17:56,998
you're dead in the water.
331
00:17:57,033 --> 00:18:00,101
The only way to survive
332
00:18:00,136 --> 00:18:03,339
in this disgusting
godforsaken world...
333
00:18:05,342 --> 00:18:07,343
...is to take control.
334
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:11,346
Ain't nobody gonna take
care of our people but us.
335
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:13,548
Dell hurt one of our own,
336
00:18:13,582 --> 00:18:16,584
we can't let him
get away with that.
337
00:18:18,087 --> 00:18:21,056
Can't let...
338
00:18:21,090 --> 00:18:24,092
that degenerate prick win.
339
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:27,662
He's got to pay.
340
00:18:27,696 --> 00:18:29,664
He will, Ma, he will.
341
00:18:29,698 --> 00:18:32,233
I can make it right.
342
00:18:32,267 --> 00:18:33,901
I'll kick his ass to the curb,
I'll tell him
343
00:18:33,935 --> 00:18:35,870
to get the hell out of here,
never come back.
344
00:18:35,904 --> 00:18:37,872
Trust me.
345
00:18:37,906 --> 00:18:39,907
I can handle Dell.
346
00:18:41,410 --> 00:18:43,410
You handle him.
347
00:18:46,147 --> 00:18:48,082
Or we will.
348
00:18:52,587 --> 00:18:53,954
See that?
349
00:18:53,989 --> 00:18:55,789
Easy-peasy-Japanesey.
350
00:19:00,895 --> 00:19:03,029
Sweet holy Jesus, Ralph.
351
00:19:03,063 --> 00:19:04,664
You only got halfway up there.
352
00:19:04,699 --> 00:19:05,866
I-I've seen nine-year-old girls
353
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:09,536
in pigtails hit it
higher than that.
354
00:19:13,441 --> 00:19:15,608
I've got
to talk to you.
355
00:19:15,642 --> 00:19:17,110
Man to man.
356
00:19:17,144 --> 00:19:20,046
Well, tell me when
the other man shows up,
357
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,247
and I'll talk to him.
358
00:19:21,282 --> 00:19:23,082
Funny. Not here.
359
00:19:27,421 --> 00:19:29,389
All right.
360
00:19:29,423 --> 00:19:31,891
Let's go into town.
361
00:19:31,925 --> 00:19:33,258
I'll let you buy me a drink.
362
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:46,271
So, tell me--
363
00:19:46,306 --> 00:19:49,545
what do you girls
want in exchange
364
00:19:49,665 --> 00:19:54,112
for that charming tale
about my kindness?
365
00:19:54,147 --> 00:19:57,182
You want me to stay here
366
00:19:57,216 --> 00:19:59,484
and not compete
with your Hollywood, uh,
367
00:19:59,518 --> 00:20:02,287
Siamese twins floor wax hour?
368
00:20:02,322 --> 00:20:03,846
We're not going to Hollywood.
369
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,742
We don't trust Richard Spencer.
370
00:20:05,862 --> 00:20:07,339
Why take a chance on a stranger
371
00:20:07,459 --> 00:20:09,961
when we have all
we need right here?
372
00:20:09,995 --> 00:20:11,295
Hmm, so that's all you want?
373
00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:12,630
To stay here?
374
00:20:12,665 --> 00:20:15,700
Just tell her what you told me.
375
00:20:20,005 --> 00:20:21,505
Go on.
376
00:20:21,539 --> 00:20:23,907
I want to become a comedienne.
377
00:20:23,942 --> 00:20:25,909
Like Eve Arden. And
I could crack jokes
378
00:20:25,944 --> 00:20:27,845
and tell stories
379
00:20:27,879 --> 00:20:30,831
in between songs.
Oh, and I want caviar
380
00:20:30,844 --> 00:20:33,917
for breakfast. And I want
to dye my hair blonde.
381
00:20:33,952 --> 00:20:35,519
And 20.
382
00:20:35,553 --> 00:20:37,855
And 20% of the box office.
383
00:20:37,889 --> 00:20:39,456
Off the top.
384
00:20:40,558 --> 00:20:42,526
You can have it.
385
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,227
Once I'm in Hollywood.
386
00:20:44,261 --> 00:20:46,597
We want the money now.
387
00:20:46,631 --> 00:20:48,031
And we also want the money
388
00:20:48,065 --> 00:20:49,867
that Gloria gave you
when you sold us.
389
00:20:52,904 --> 00:20:55,938
This is blackmail.
390
00:20:55,973 --> 00:20:58,341
My, my, my.
391
00:20:58,376 --> 00:21:00,343
You girls have come a long way
392
00:21:00,378 --> 00:21:02,912
since I've rescued you
from the hospital.
393
00:21:04,548 --> 00:21:06,549
What about you, Dot?
394
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:08,885
Hmm?
395
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,522
You're very quiet.
396
00:21:12,556 --> 00:21:16,392
Do you condone
this... outrageous behavior?
397
00:21:17,728 --> 00:21:21,697
In fact,
I think we should take 50%
398
00:21:21,732 --> 00:21:23,098
of the box office.
399
00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:28,270
♪ You're mine
400
00:21:28,304 --> 00:21:29,571
♪ And we belong...
401
00:21:32,442 --> 00:21:35,144
Jesus, what the hell
was that, gasoline?
402
00:21:36,779 --> 00:21:38,947
It tastes like piss on fire,
403
00:21:38,981 --> 00:21:40,749
but it's cheap. It'll get you
drunk twice as fast.
404
00:21:40,783 --> 00:21:42,418
Let's have another one.
405
00:21:42,452 --> 00:21:44,753
One's good for me.
I don't do liquor.
406
00:21:44,787 --> 00:21:46,755
I seen what it did to my ma.
407
00:21:46,789 --> 00:21:48,877
I'm scared, once I start,
I won't be able to stop.
408
00:21:49,214 --> 00:21:50,205
Come on.
409
00:21:50,325 --> 00:21:53,523
You're not gonna become a drunk
in one night. It doesn't work that way.
410
00:21:53,922 --> 00:21:55,964
You gotta commit to it.
411
00:21:55,998 --> 00:21:58,033
Fine. You want to talk? Talk.
412
00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:01,569
Fine. I don't know what happened
between you and Amazon Eve,
413
00:22:01,603 --> 00:22:03,438
but they're putting together
a lynch mob to string you up
414
00:22:03,472 --> 00:22:05,606
by your balls.
That woman is nuts.
415
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,408
I mean, I just went
in there to...
416
00:22:07,443 --> 00:22:09,777
talk to her
about maybe doing a little...
417
00:22:09,811 --> 00:22:12,780
Strong Man and Strong Woman act
in the show.
418
00:22:12,814 --> 00:22:15,749
I didn't get one word out, and she's
smashing me over the head with a frying pan.
419
00:22:15,784 --> 00:22:19,787
That's not what she says.
420
00:22:19,821 --> 00:22:21,822
Hey, just leave the bottle here.
421
00:22:24,158 --> 00:22:25,826
What are you, a mama's boy?
422
00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:28,963
We're supposed to have
a man-to-man.
423
00:22:28,997 --> 00:22:30,297
Well, men drink.
424
00:22:34,835 --> 00:22:37,370
Attaboy.
425
00:22:38,906 --> 00:22:40,873
She can say whatever she wants.
426
00:22:40,908 --> 00:22:42,842
Look at her. Look at me.
427
00:22:42,876 --> 00:22:44,677
Who got the worst of it?
428
00:22:44,712 --> 00:22:46,879
It doesn't matter
who's telling the truth.
429
00:22:46,914 --> 00:22:48,982
Those gals are gonna mess you up.
430
00:22:49,016 --> 00:22:51,350
Yeah.***
You and me are no friends to each other,
431
00:22:51,384 --> 00:22:53,719
and I'm not gonna miss you when
you're gone, no matter how you go,
432
00:22:53,753 --> 00:22:57,322
but we've had enough
trouble already this year.
433
00:22:57,356 --> 00:23:02,628
♪ And we belong together
434
00:23:04,296 --> 00:23:10,668
♪ Yes, we belong together
435
00:23:10,702 --> 00:23:12,137
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah
436
00:23:12,171 --> 00:23:15,873
♪ For all eternity...
437
00:23:15,907 --> 00:23:19,544
♪ Eternity ♪
438
00:23:21,913 --> 00:23:24,259
♪ You're mine...
439
00:23:24,379 --> 00:23:26,817
You must sweat like a
thoroughbred with those.
440
00:23:30,088 --> 00:23:31,241
Yeah, but it's worth it
441
00:23:31,361 --> 00:23:32,517
to be able to be
out here in the world.
442
00:23:32,637 --> 00:23:34,859
Living a life,
talking to girls...
443
00:23:34,893 --> 00:23:36,099
I guess it...
444
00:23:36,219 --> 00:23:38,763
it would be nice not
to have to wear them.
445
00:23:41,095 --> 00:23:42,294
I remember this one time,
446
00:23:42,329 --> 00:23:45,431
we were camping up
in Wisconsin all summer.
447
00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:47,133
Yeah, and things were
going pretty good,
448
00:23:47,167 --> 00:23:49,435
so Elsa extended our stay
into the fall.
449
00:23:49,469 --> 00:23:52,138
But when she did that,
450
00:23:52,172 --> 00:23:54,807
our winter spot
down in Tampa fell through
451
00:23:54,842 --> 00:23:58,410
and we had to ride out the whole
winter up there in the cold.
452
00:23:58,445 --> 00:24:00,246
It was fun at first,
'cause most of those guys
453
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,414
had never seen
snow before, but...
454
00:24:02,449 --> 00:24:04,049
by January, everybody was
shitting their pants
455
00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:06,585
from the cold.
456
00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:09,054
I went out hunting and...
457
00:24:09,088 --> 00:24:10,256
shot a rabbit.
458
00:24:10,290 --> 00:24:12,824
Skinned it for a coat
for Ma Petite.
459
00:24:16,129 --> 00:24:19,097
You ever see those pictures
in Life magazines
460
00:24:19,132 --> 00:24:21,633
of the African tribal warriors
where the...
461
00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:23,835
where the whole head
and the skin of a...
462
00:24:23,870 --> 00:24:25,603
a lion, like a cloak?
463
00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:27,924
That's what Ma Petite
looked like.
464
00:24:28,044 --> 00:24:29,474
Except...
465
00:24:30,431 --> 00:24:33,144
...except it was
with a rabbit head.
466
00:24:36,982 --> 00:24:38,449
I can see it.
467
00:24:38,484 --> 00:24:41,352
I can see that.
468
00:24:41,387 --> 00:24:43,821
Man, I love that little broad.
469
00:24:46,492 --> 00:24:49,059
Anyway...
470
00:24:49,094 --> 00:24:51,495
those were the best
few months of my life,
471
00:24:51,529 --> 00:24:54,832
because I was
just a guy wearing gloves.
472
00:24:54,866 --> 00:24:58,803
Just like every other guy.
473
00:24:58,837 --> 00:25:00,537
Least I could
pretend I was, you know?
474
00:25:04,975 --> 00:25:07,277
Give me the gloves.
475
00:25:07,312 --> 00:25:12,182
♪ And we belong together
476
00:25:14,185 --> 00:25:20,023
♪ Yes, we belong together...
477
00:25:20,057 --> 00:25:22,192
You got nothing
to be ashamed of.
478
00:25:22,226 --> 00:25:24,227
If anyone looks at you funny,
479
00:25:24,261 --> 00:25:25,695
I'll break their skulls.
480
00:25:30,534 --> 00:25:32,535
Ah.
481
00:25:35,039 --> 00:25:36,706
Unless it's a girl, right?
482
00:25:40,577 --> 00:25:43,512
Unless it's a girl.
483
00:25:52,222 --> 00:25:54,356
I don't feel good.
I think
484
00:25:54,390 --> 00:25:56,225
I got to go.
485
00:26:07,603 --> 00:26:10,172
Oh.
486
00:26:27,256 --> 00:26:30,091
I...
487
00:26:30,125 --> 00:26:31,759
I know who you are.
488
00:26:37,099 --> 00:26:38,665
I always known.
489
00:26:40,707 --> 00:26:44,237
Hell, just the way
Mama hates you
490
00:26:44,272 --> 00:26:45,572
tells me everything
I need to know.
491
00:26:45,607 --> 00:26:48,074
But I got proof.
492
00:26:48,109 --> 00:26:50,076
I asked some of the old-timers,
493
00:26:50,111 --> 00:26:53,013
the ones that have been around
since Methuselah was a kid.
494
00:26:54,849 --> 00:26:56,650
They told me about your dad
495
00:26:56,684 --> 00:26:59,352
and your brothers.
496
00:26:59,387 --> 00:27:03,056
The famous Toledo Lobster Clan.
497
00:27:11,598 --> 00:27:15,268
I don't know why you
don't got 'em.
498
00:27:17,337 --> 00:27:18,771
But you gave me these.
499
00:27:26,947 --> 00:27:28,481
But I want to hear you say it.
500
00:27:29,983 --> 00:27:31,984
You're my father.
501
00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:37,856
Say it.
502
00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:39,325
Tell me.
503
00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:42,361
Come on, say it, Dad.
504
00:27:42,395 --> 00:27:44,696
You're my dad.
505
00:27:44,730 --> 00:27:47,166
Please, come on, ans...
506
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,134
answer me.
507
00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:52,471
Come on.
Come on.
508
00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:53,805
Yes, son.
509
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,841
It's true.
510
00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:19,464
You got to go, Dad.
511
00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:21,499
They're gonna kill you.
512
00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:25,803
It's okay.
513
00:28:25,837 --> 00:28:27,538
I'll figure something out.
514
00:28:27,572 --> 00:28:29,573
Yeah.
515
00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:34,311
Let's get you home.
516
00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:38,215
Come on, now.
Let's go home.
517
00:28:38,249 --> 00:28:40,250
Come on.
518
00:28:50,491 --> 00:28:54,602
♪ Have you heard of the big strong man? ♪
519
00:28:54,842 --> 00:28:57,043
♪ Well, he lived in a caravan ♪
♪ A caravan!
520
00:28:57,077 --> 00:29:00,013
♪ Have you heard about the
Jeffrey Johnson fight? ♪
521
00:29:00,047 --> 00:29:02,081
♪ Oh, what a hell of a fight ♪
522
00:29:02,116 --> 00:29:04,630
♪ You can take all
the heavyweights you got ♪
523
00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:05,453
That's right!
524
00:29:05,573 --> 00:29:07,186
♪ We've got a lad
who can beat the whole lot ♪
525
00:29:07,220 --> 00:29:09,054
♪ Sylvest'
Hey, what do you got?
526
00:29:09,088 --> 00:29:11,190
♪ He got a row of 40 medals
on his chest ♪
527
00:29:11,224 --> 00:29:12,184
- Big chest!
- Big chest!
528
00:29:12,204 --> 00:29:15,761
Hey! You two are drunk.
529
00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:17,730
I won't have you
wake up the entire camp
530
00:29:17,764 --> 00:29:18,703
with your caterwauling.
531
00:29:18,823 --> 00:29:22,067
Too late for that.
Jimmy,
532
00:29:22,101 --> 00:29:25,304
don't let that man
corrupt you with his
533
00:29:25,338 --> 00:29:26,912
bad habits.
534
00:29:27,032 --> 00:29:28,807
You still got time
to be somebody.
535
00:29:28,842 --> 00:29:30,442
Aw, he is somebody.
536
00:29:30,476 --> 00:29:32,110
He's my son.
537
00:29:36,115 --> 00:29:38,583
Thought I wouldn't go through
with that, did you, Dessi?
538
00:29:38,617 --> 00:29:40,117
But I'm proud to admit it.
539
00:29:40,152 --> 00:29:42,320
Jimmy's my son!
Yeah!
540
00:29:42,355 --> 00:29:43,955
Wow.
541
00:29:43,989 --> 00:29:47,124
Congratulations, huh?
542
00:29:47,159 --> 00:29:49,361
Must have taken real courage
543
00:29:49,395 --> 00:29:52,964
to finally proclaim your progeny
after 24 years.
544
00:29:52,998 --> 00:29:55,333
Why don't you two go to bed
and sleep it off.
545
00:29:55,367 --> 00:29:56,968
You know, Jimmy,
546
00:29:57,002 --> 00:29:59,337
this is the perfect time
547
00:29:59,371 --> 00:30:02,340
for me to tell you something
that my father told me.
548
00:30:02,374 --> 00:30:04,008
What?
549
00:30:04,042 --> 00:30:06,978
It's the Toledo code.
550
00:30:07,012 --> 00:30:10,314
The first minute you let
a woman tell you what to do
551
00:30:10,349 --> 00:30:14,317
is the first minute
you hand your balls to 'em.
552
00:30:14,352 --> 00:30:15,819
I want to keep my balls.
553
00:30:15,854 --> 00:30:18,989
You hold on to them, son.
554
00:30:19,023 --> 00:30:20,891
Things are gonna change
around here, Elsa.
555
00:30:20,925 --> 00:30:24,361
No more bossing us around, okay?
556
00:30:24,396 --> 00:30:26,764
You got two strong bulls here
ready to run this whole joint.
557
00:30:26,798 --> 00:30:28,198
That's right.
558
00:30:28,232 --> 00:30:30,733
Ow.
559
00:30:32,403 --> 00:30:34,404
Idiots.
560
00:30:36,306 --> 00:30:37,707
Come on, come on.
561
00:30:37,741 --> 00:30:40,576
- Sing something else. Sing it!
- Shh.
562
00:30:40,611 --> 00:30:43,379
Shh, shh.
Sing it, baby!
563
00:30:43,414 --> 00:30:44,747
Sing it.
564
00:30:44,782 --> 00:30:46,048
Go.
565
00:30:46,082 --> 00:30:48,885
Shh, quiet, Elsa.
566
00:30:48,919 --> 00:30:50,452
Shh... You'll wake
everybody up.
567
00:30:50,486 --> 00:30:52,554
You don't want to wake anybody.
568
00:30:52,588 --> 00:30:53,755
- Shh.
- Shh!
569
00:30:53,790 --> 00:30:55,257
Quiet!
570
00:30:57,894 --> 00:30:59,194
Too loud.
571
00:30:59,229 --> 00:31:01,563
- Shh.
- Shh.
572
00:31:01,597 --> 00:31:05,267
Be quiet,
Elsa! Quiet.
573
00:31:05,302 --> 00:31:09,270
So loud. Ha.
Step up. All right.
574
00:31:09,305 --> 00:31:14,275
You're all right.
575
00:31:14,310 --> 00:31:17,045
Oh.
576
00:31:17,079 --> 00:31:18,713
Oh.
577
00:31:18,748 --> 00:31:20,782
I'm gonna say something
I never said before
578
00:31:20,817 --> 00:31:23,318
in my whole life.
579
00:31:24,586 --> 00:31:26,120
Good night, Dad.
580
00:31:28,090 --> 00:31:31,926
Do you say good night
when it's the morning?
581
00:31:38,367 --> 00:31:41,134
Good night, son.
582
00:31:41,169 --> 00:31:43,971
Sleep tight.
583
00:31:48,142 --> 00:31:50,344
Queer...
584
00:31:50,378 --> 00:31:52,312
isn't it?
585
00:31:52,347 --> 00:31:53,681
How the first cigarette
in the morning
586
00:31:53,715 --> 00:31:56,016
is the best smoke all day.
587
00:31:56,050 --> 00:31:57,451
You trying to be funny?
588
00:31:58,786 --> 00:32:02,089
No.
589
00:32:02,123 --> 00:32:04,124
But you are trying my patience.
590
00:32:10,631 --> 00:32:14,300
All you've got
right now is that box?
591
00:32:26,346 --> 00:32:28,614
Were you there again?
592
00:32:28,648 --> 00:32:30,316
With him?
593
00:32:34,321 --> 00:32:36,222
Yes.
594
00:32:36,256 --> 00:32:38,557
And I'm going back. For good.
I just came home to pack.
595
00:32:38,591 --> 00:32:40,159
You're gonna have to kill me
to stop me.
596
00:32:40,193 --> 00:32:42,995
You think I wouldn't?
597
00:32:43,030 --> 00:32:45,196
I'm your only child. The only
record of your sorry life
598
00:32:45,231 --> 00:32:47,198
once you're gone.
You're too vain to picture
599
00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:49,034
a world without
a piece of you in it.
600
00:32:51,203 --> 00:32:53,371
I think you mistake
my pride for vanity.
601
00:32:53,406 --> 00:32:55,841
I'm an electrician.
602
00:32:55,875 --> 00:32:58,176
Strangers welcome me
into their homes
603
00:32:58,210 --> 00:33:00,478
and leave me there
alone to ply my trade.
604
00:33:00,513 --> 00:33:02,613
A man like me is dead
605
00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:05,116
if he doesn't come
with a sterling reputation.
606
00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:08,186
You are my blood,
607
00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:11,222
but if you do something
to shame me,
608
00:33:11,257 --> 00:33:14,159
to shame this family,
609
00:33:14,193 --> 00:33:15,826
I will do whatever it takes
610
00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:18,996
to make sure no one ever
knows you belonged to me.
611
00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:21,032
Well...
612
00:33:23,234 --> 00:33:26,203
...prepare for the shaming
of your life,
613
00:33:26,237 --> 00:33:28,172
because I am in love with Paul
614
00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:31,676
and I'm gonna go live with him
and his kind and I'm
615
00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:33,744
gonna tell anybody
that will listen to me
616
00:33:33,779 --> 00:33:36,180
who I am and who my daddy is
and that I chose
617
00:33:36,214 --> 00:33:38,082
to be one of the outcasts,
because anything
618
00:33:38,116 --> 00:33:39,416
is better than living
with the evil
619
00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:41,385
that lives in this house.
620
00:33:41,419 --> 00:33:43,554
You think a father doesn't
know what his daughter's
621
00:33:43,588 --> 00:33:45,222
gonna do before she does it?
622
00:33:45,256 --> 00:33:48,425
I know I can't stop you.
623
00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:52,228
And I'm not a
murderer. But...
624
00:33:52,262 --> 00:33:54,230
I did invite
my friend Morris over
625
00:33:54,264 --> 00:33:55,565
to give you a proper send-off.
626
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,034
Who the hell is Morris?
627
00:33:58,069 --> 00:34:00,070
Morris is an artist.
628
00:34:12,282 --> 00:34:13,716
Dot?
629
00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:14,883
Oh.
630
00:34:14,918 --> 00:34:17,220
Who do I remind you of?
631
00:34:17,254 --> 00:34:19,555
Mother. She wore the same shade
632
00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:20,556
of lipstick.
633
00:34:20,591 --> 00:34:24,059
I bear a striking resemblance
634
00:34:24,094 --> 00:34:25,894
to Eve Arden.
635
00:34:25,929 --> 00:34:27,896
She was nominated
for an Academy Award
636
00:34:27,931 --> 00:34:30,733
for Mildred Pierce. Do
you remember that movie?
637
00:34:30,767 --> 00:34:34,269
"Loving her was like shaking
hands with the Devil."
638
00:34:34,303 --> 00:34:35,738
Speaking of which...
639
00:34:35,772 --> 00:34:40,242
Well, look at my beautiful girl.
640
00:34:40,276 --> 00:34:41,643
Gladys, you are a true artist.
641
00:34:41,677 --> 00:34:43,645
Bette has been transformed
from a
642
00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:45,947
caterpillar into a butterfly.
643
00:34:45,981 --> 00:34:48,250
Careful-- I am still here.
644
00:34:48,284 --> 00:34:50,619
This is a first for me.
645
00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:52,287
I've worked on lots of gals
with double chins,
646
00:34:52,321 --> 00:34:54,623
but never one with two heads.
647
00:34:54,657 --> 00:34:56,158
But I don't judge--
648
00:34:56,192 --> 00:34:58,092
every client is
different. Dot...
649
00:34:58,127 --> 00:34:59,393
sure you don't want me
to give you a little touch-up?
650
00:35:00,796 --> 00:35:02,396
I am happy being
the caterpillar.
651
00:35:02,430 --> 00:35:03,631
Thank you.
652
00:35:03,666 --> 00:35:06,267
Dot, look in the mirror.
653
00:35:06,301 --> 00:35:09,070
We make the perfect
654
00:35:09,104 --> 00:35:10,571
before and after picture.
655
00:35:10,605 --> 00:35:13,240
It can be our new act.
656
00:35:13,275 --> 00:35:16,143
We'll call it
"The Metamorphosis."
657
00:35:16,178 --> 00:35:17,744
Elsa,
658
00:35:17,779 --> 00:35:21,315
you can be the fairy godmother
who grants the wish
659
00:35:21,349 --> 00:35:23,150
of the plain Jane--
that's Dot--
660
00:35:23,185 --> 00:35:25,286
and transforms her into
the epitome of glamour.
661
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,488
That's me.
662
00:35:27,522 --> 00:35:30,623
Well, how kind of you to include
me in your number, huh?
663
00:35:30,658 --> 00:35:32,292
Oh, you wave the wand,
that's all you do.
664
00:35:32,326 --> 00:35:35,295
Well, I'll go to work on it
right away.
665
00:35:35,329 --> 00:35:38,331
Let me know if there's anything
else you might want.
666
00:35:40,201 --> 00:35:41,702
I'm making a list.
667
00:35:41,736 --> 00:35:44,171
Oh...
668
00:35:44,205 --> 00:35:47,307
Gladys, I think the hair
is too poofy on that side.
669
00:35:47,341 --> 00:35:50,042
Don't push too hard now.
670
00:36:05,491 --> 00:36:07,159
"My dear Dot.
671
00:36:07,194 --> 00:36:10,662
"You hardly said a word
during our negotiation,
672
00:36:10,697 --> 00:36:14,299
"until you demanded your 50%.
673
00:36:14,334 --> 00:36:17,002
"What would you want
with the money,
674
00:36:17,037 --> 00:36:18,971
"a bigger tent?
675
00:36:19,005 --> 00:36:20,672
"A new car?
676
00:36:20,707 --> 00:36:23,642
"Just tell me
your heart's desire.
677
00:36:23,676 --> 00:36:26,811
"You can trust me to help you.
678
00:36:26,846 --> 00:36:29,648
"We are in this together.
679
00:36:29,682 --> 00:36:31,216
Elsa."
680
00:36:37,223 --> 00:36:38,556
Miss Elsa?
681
00:36:38,590 --> 00:36:40,458
What do you want, liebchen?
682
00:36:42,094 --> 00:36:43,094
Here, darling.
683
00:36:43,129 --> 00:36:45,230
Make Mama another one, okay?
684
00:36:46,565 --> 00:36:48,032
The usual.
685
00:36:48,067 --> 00:36:52,203
♪ Doesn't shine for us all
686
00:36:52,238 --> 00:36:56,039
♪ Always remember
where twilight descent ♪
687
00:36:56,074 --> 00:36:58,175
"Yes. I want something.
688
00:36:58,209 --> 00:37:00,043
"There's a doctor in Chicago
689
00:37:00,078 --> 00:37:02,012
"who separated the Brodie Twins.
690
00:37:02,046 --> 00:37:04,415
"His name is
Dr. Oscar Sugar.
691
00:37:04,449 --> 00:37:06,417
"I want you to help me find him
692
00:37:06,451 --> 00:37:09,052
"and convince him to
perform the surgery.
693
00:37:09,087 --> 00:37:12,189
Your secret is safe as long
as I get what I want."
694
00:37:12,223 --> 00:37:14,424
♪ Hold the key to your heart
695
00:37:14,458 --> 00:37:18,061
♪ Don't be afraid of what all
696
00:37:18,096 --> 00:37:20,264
♪ That extends
Danke.
697
00:37:20,298 --> 00:37:24,101
♪ Loneliness ends with love.
698
00:37:25,736 --> 00:37:27,737
You're too much
of a perfectionist.
699
00:37:27,772 --> 00:37:29,406
Well, I have to be.
700
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,875
There can be no mistakes.
701
00:37:32,910 --> 00:37:36,413
You see, human skin
is a delicate canvas.
702
00:37:36,447 --> 00:37:40,082
Uneven, textured,
703
00:37:40,117 --> 00:37:41,951
sometimes scarred.
704
00:37:41,985 --> 00:37:44,586
And she...
705
00:37:44,621 --> 00:37:46,255
she is my masterpiece.
706
00:37:46,290 --> 00:37:48,590
And she's waking up.
707
00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:50,759
Where's a mirror?
Right there.
708
00:37:50,794 --> 00:37:53,963
I want to see the look
on her face.
709
00:37:57,234 --> 00:38:00,703
♪ Penny, Penny, open your eyes ♪
710
00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:03,739
♪ Daddy's got a
big surprise. ♪
711
00:38:03,773 --> 00:38:06,274
Daddy, it hurts.
712
00:38:06,309 --> 00:38:08,109
It hurts.
713
00:38:08,144 --> 00:38:11,279
Beauty is painful, sweetheart.
714
00:38:15,617 --> 00:38:17,152
Stick out your tongue.
715
00:38:17,186 --> 00:38:19,254
I had it forked.
716
00:38:28,511 --> 00:38:29,523
So...
717
00:38:29,631 --> 00:38:31,398
it's true what they say.
718
00:38:31,432 --> 00:38:33,466
Stars really don't eat.
719
00:38:35,803 --> 00:38:37,937
Okay, so let's get down
to business.
720
00:38:37,972 --> 00:38:39,791
I have a problem.
721
00:38:39,911 --> 00:38:42,475
A serious situation.
722
00:38:42,509 --> 00:38:43,777
The twins are back.
723
00:38:43,811 --> 00:38:46,946
Not only are they back,
but they are
724
00:38:46,981 --> 00:38:48,714
hell-bent on destroying me.
725
00:38:50,016 --> 00:38:53,519
Now, little Miss Sour Face--
726
00:38:53,554 --> 00:38:55,721
- that's Dot...
- Ah.
727
00:38:55,755 --> 00:38:57,790
...she wants to locate
728
00:38:57,824 --> 00:39:00,726
a doctor in Chicago
729
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,628
whom she believes
730
00:39:02,663 --> 00:39:06,065
can perform some
hideous operation.
731
00:39:06,099 --> 00:39:10,135
What I want to do is have
you locate this doctor
732
00:39:10,170 --> 00:39:13,238
and then we could send
them up to Chicago.
733
00:39:13,272 --> 00:39:15,307
They will be out of my life,
734
00:39:15,341 --> 00:39:18,276
off my back forever.
735
00:39:18,311 --> 00:39:19,611
Do you, uh...
736
00:39:19,645 --> 00:39:22,647
Oh, no, go ahead.
737
00:39:22,682 --> 00:39:23,615
Please, be my guest.
738
00:39:26,352 --> 00:39:27,785
Just mulling.
739
00:39:27,820 --> 00:39:30,822
This is good brain food,
red meat.
740
00:39:38,563 --> 00:39:41,065
I don't know.
741
00:39:42,835 --> 00:39:44,535
Perhaps rather than
some medical calamity,
742
00:39:44,569 --> 00:39:45,970
which they believe
is going to relieve them
743
00:39:46,004 --> 00:39:47,538
of their psychic pain,
744
00:39:47,572 --> 00:39:51,175
something more simple
and less public.
745
00:39:51,210 --> 00:39:54,178
Maybe life holds too much pain
746
00:39:54,213 --> 00:39:55,713
and tragedy
for those poor girls.
747
00:39:55,747 --> 00:39:57,715
Wouldn't it be a better solution
748
00:39:57,749 --> 00:40:00,684
if they could be quietly
and easily relieved
749
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:02,185
of their misery?
750
00:40:02,220 --> 00:40:03,687
What are you saying?
751
00:40:03,722 --> 00:40:05,188
You know...
752
00:40:05,223 --> 00:40:07,691
a mercy killing.
753
00:40:07,726 --> 00:40:10,060
Those poor things.
754
00:40:11,963 --> 00:40:13,563
Oh, that's quite a solution.
755
00:40:13,597 --> 00:40:15,799
Yeah.
756
00:40:16,934 --> 00:40:20,070
Did you know they killed
their mother?
757
00:40:20,104 --> 00:40:22,372
And then one of them
758
00:40:22,406 --> 00:40:24,141
tried to kill the other.
759
00:40:24,175 --> 00:40:25,742
I forget which is which--
the two...
760
00:40:25,777 --> 00:40:27,477
Dessert time.
761
00:40:29,112 --> 00:40:31,614
My layered strawberry
and lime Jell-O mold
762
00:40:31,649 --> 00:40:33,650
with marshmallows
and fruit cocktail.
763
00:40:33,684 --> 00:40:35,951
I'll put it right over here.
764
00:40:35,986 --> 00:40:37,987
You guys can serve yourselves.
765
00:40:38,021 --> 00:40:39,756
Can I get rid of some of this?
766
00:40:39,790 --> 00:40:42,124
Um...
767
00:40:42,159 --> 00:40:44,426
You're a regular Betty Crocker,
Ethel.
768
00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:46,295
You're too kind.
769
00:40:46,329 --> 00:40:48,363
Enjoy.
770
00:40:58,675 --> 00:41:00,642
Well...
771
00:41:00,677 --> 00:41:03,077
anyway.
772
00:41:07,483 --> 00:41:09,785
You know...
773
00:41:09,819 --> 00:41:12,587
I have heard about managers
774
00:41:12,622 --> 00:41:15,691
who would kill
for their clients.
775
00:41:16,793 --> 00:41:19,794
Looks like I found one. Hmm?
776
00:41:36,177 --> 00:41:38,479
Ma Petite.
777
00:41:38,513 --> 00:41:40,214
Ma Petite.
778
00:41:44,185 --> 00:41:46,186
For you.
779
00:41:46,221 --> 00:41:48,856
Would you like me to open it?
780
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,268
Pretty.
781
00:42:01,302 --> 00:42:05,538
I can't wait to try it on.
782
00:42:27,694 --> 00:42:29,762
Zip me.
783
00:42:39,072 --> 00:42:40,873
Gorgeous.
784
00:42:40,907 --> 00:42:42,240
Like a little princess.
785
00:42:42,275 --> 00:42:44,943
Thank you.
786
00:42:54,754 --> 00:42:55,654
Shh...
787
00:42:55,688 --> 00:42:57,822
Shh...
788
00:42:57,856 --> 00:42:59,690
It's going to be all right.
789
00:43:16,809 --> 00:43:18,943
I'm sorry.
790
00:43:35,567 --> 00:43:37,221
Hello?
791
00:43:37,255 --> 00:43:39,390
Who's there?
792
00:43:40,592 --> 00:43:42,259
Show yourself.
793
00:43:42,294 --> 00:43:44,895
Now!
794
00:43:56,741 --> 00:43:58,940
Penny.
795
00:44:02,379 --> 00:44:04,747
Oh, God.
796
00:44:04,781 --> 00:44:06,716
This is my fault.
797
00:44:07,951 --> 00:44:09,552
What have I done?
798
00:44:09,587 --> 00:44:11,854
Oh.
799
00:44:28,204 --> 00:44:31,206
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
800
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:34,008
Our esteemed board members
801
00:44:34,043 --> 00:44:37,244
and our renowned faculty.
802
00:44:37,279 --> 00:44:41,348
Tonight, we are proud to unveil
the museum's latest acquisition.
803
00:44:41,383 --> 00:44:43,250
A most rare specimen.
804
00:44:43,285 --> 00:44:46,020
And while it did cost
a pretty penny,
805
00:44:46,055 --> 00:44:47,755
we trust that this new exhibit
806
00:44:47,790 --> 00:44:50,534
will bring thousands of visitors
807
00:44:50,654 --> 00:44:52,331
from around the globe.
808
00:44:52,780 --> 00:44:54,539
Behold.
809
00:44:54,659 --> 00:44:56,997
Mahadevi Patel.
810
00:44:58,988 --> 00:45:02,336
The smallest woman in the world.
811
00:45:04,272 --> 00:45:14,779
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