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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Ripped By mstoll
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TONY: Eyes on target.
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He's a jumper.
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- Do you wanna take this?
- Me?
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Just talk him down, nice and easy.
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You're all over this, man.
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All right, mate. I'm Robbie.
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Listen, do you... Do you wanna talk?
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I take that as a yes then.
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Life's hard, I get that.
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I mean, look at me.
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It's my fist day in a new job
and I'm here talking to you,
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and you're on a ledge,
so that's pretty stressful, but...
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Shit! Bloody hell!
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- Fuckin' hell.
- (COPS LAUGHING)
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Shit. Fuck!
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Welcome to Specialist Firearms Command.
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That's... That's funny, that.
That's proper funny.
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My kind of humour.
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- Well dark.
- Uh-oh. Boy wonder's sprung a leak.
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BANJO: First day at school,
pissed your pants?
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Nightmare. (LAUGHS)
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I understand how upsetting
a Facebook comment can be,
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but this really isn't appropriate use
of the 999 service.
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Emergency, which service do you require?
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- This is P. O'Neill.
- Police, ambulance or fire service?
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An incendiary device has been placed
at the Thameside Exhibition Centre.
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It will detonate this afternoon.
Take this warning very, very seriously.
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What does the device look like?
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Like a big, black ball
with spikes coming out of it.
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What is going to cause the device to explode?
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The device will be triggered
by the inherent contradictions of capitalism.
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Could you be more specific?
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The capitalist has to constantly
modernise and automate,
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making the worth of the worker less,
thereby eliminating the very consumers
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he needs to buy his products.
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Read some Hegel.
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"Hey, Girl". Is that a magazine?
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Hegel. Not "Hey, Girl".
Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.
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Uh, sorry. How do you spell that?
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I am bent, but you are benter.
Let's blow up the Thameside Centre.
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The cleaner gets here at 9:00,
so if you wouldn't mind...
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Yeah, no problem. Where's the bin?
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Actually, the pizza boxes don't fit
in the bin, so maybe you could...
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Stack it into some sort of pizza box tower
and set fire to it like an urban Wicker Man?
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- (MOBILE CHIMING)
- (SIGHS)
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- Who's that?
- Deputy Mayor.
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He wants to know if I'm up for a coffee.
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Coffee's either a job offer
or he wants to fuck me.
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- He wants to fuck you.
- It's a job offer.
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- What are you going to say?
- I don't know.
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Richard's barely spoken to me
since my ultimatum last week,
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and I've been thinking of mentioning it again,
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but "second ultimatum" doesn't sound great.
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Just let him sweat.
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And when he comes grovelling,
tell him your last offer's timed out,
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you're only going to stay
if he gives you a 25k bump.
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I mean, now's the time
to max out your market value.
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Have you done coke already this morning?
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Yes, I have done coke already this morning.
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Just for the record,
I don't want to offer you a job,
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but I very much want to fuck you.
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CATHY: No one from the GLA
or counter-terrorism could be here today.
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Sorry I'm late.
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CATHY: They send their apologies.
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The next item is a bomb threat
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against the Thameside Exhibition Centre
received 07:39.
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Caller gave his name as P. O'Neill.
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Newham have already completed
a PST sweep.
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No unmanned packages, nothing on CCTV.
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Ringing ahead like a gentleman.
How very old school.
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- Back to the good old days.
- P. O'Neill is the old IRA codename.
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Ah, that's public domain.
The genuine code word's Marigold.
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He's a joker who's done
a 10-second Google search.
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This isn't dissident republicans.
"This afternoon"?
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Why give us hours to defuse it?
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Yeah, and why would they want to blow up
the Money Expo anyway?
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It's backed by the London Assembly,
Mayor's fingerprints are all over it.
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Evan Davis is doing a webinar on
"Trading FX in the QE World".
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Sounds pretty bombable.
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Someone with the same script threatened
the Bass Guitar Show at Olympia in May.
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Ooh. Bomb the Bass. That's a song, isn't it?
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Or a band?
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No. I'm sorry. It's not helpful.
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We closed it down. No bomb, nothing.
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We got hammered by the Mayor.
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And he doesn't even play the bass.
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Actually, he probably does by now.
Election coming up.
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Do SO15 have intelligence
that an attack is imminent?
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Premises are vulnerable?
Ex-employees with a record?
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No, nothing.
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Well, if we don't have anything
that points to a credible threat,
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our advice is not to close it.
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We up the security level, send in TSG.
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Throw some bodies at it.
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Not the best choice of words,
but you know what I mean.
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"I am bent, but you are benter.
Let's blow up the Thameside Centre."
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I'm quoting his rhyme there.
That's not my rhyme.
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Next item.
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CATHY: Next item on the agenda
is an all-ports warning from Humberside.
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We should have given Robbie
the bin bag nappy.
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Banjo, man, why didn't you
give him the bin bag nappy?
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What if I said it wasn't piss?
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What if I said it was spunk?
Because I fucking got off on it.
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Then I would say that
was a lot of very watery spunk
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that came out of your very flaccid penis.
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And stank of piss.
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- Here.
- Cheers.
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BANJO: Oi, better give us your camera, then.
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- See you guys later, yeah.
- Yeah.
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Good to have some, uh... Some downtime.
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TONY: Yeah.
We all need some downtime, man.
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The Open starts soon.
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- And there's the tennis.
- Ah, mate, the tennis'll sort you right out.
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Yeah.
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(DOOR UNLOCKS)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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So, what, is this what you guys do, then?
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Stay at home and watch the golf?
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Mate, it's not just "the golf". It's The Open.
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(CAR DOORS CLOSING)
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So. Has Clarkey proposed yet?
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Third time lucky, eh, bud?
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Don't believe in fingering
outside wedlock, do ya?
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Piss off, Nobbo.
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Yeah, I mean, it's a shame
Davina's married to a big, hunky, armed cop
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with a massive dick, innit?
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Well, you'd know one when you see one,
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'cause you spend every night
Googling "massive dicks".
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Some of your early work, as it goes.
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Geordie porn. I mean, it's not bad,
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as long as you don't look at Ant and Dec's
faces when they're spit roasting you.
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(SCOFFS)
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Come on. You're not going to leave me
on patrol with Nobbo, are you?
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I thought you loved massive dicks.
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OFFICER: (OVER RADIO)
Unmanned package near exit 3, south side.
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Keep calm, carry on.
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Did he just say a poster?
I think he just said a poster.
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(DIALLING)
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(LINE RINGING)
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(OVER VOICEMAIL)
Hi, this is Georgia. Please leave a message.
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Georgia. Hi, sweetheart, it's me.
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Listen, you might wanna give
the Docklands area a miss today, okay?
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Bye.
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GRANT: I'll cut to the chase.
I'm chasing you, Liz.
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I want you to come and work for me
at City Hall.
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It's a very kind offer, but I'm more than happy
in my present role.
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You're a valued member of a wonderful team
that supports you completely.
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Exactly.
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Well, should you ever feel,
and God knows I hope this never happens,
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that you're the paint over the cracks
of a once-noble organisation
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that lost its soul over a boozy lunch
with the tabloids
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and never found it again,
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well, there's an office
at the London Assembly with your name on it.
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As I said, I'm very happy.
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Of course.
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Also, I should probably mention that Richard
is sitting on top of a volcano of shit.
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A what?
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A rupture in the Earth's crust
that allows magma to escape.
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Or in this case, massive quantities of hot,
steaming shit.
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Right.
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The Richard Miller shit volcano
is likely to erupt very soon.
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So you might want to consider
coming to City Hall,
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a safe harbour free of molten faeces
and explosive jets of anal lava.
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Worth thinking about.
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As I said, I'm very happy.
Thanks for the coffee.
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Bombers don't usually label their bombs,
do they?
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Only in Road Runner cartoons.
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CLARKEY: Bet you a million quid
it's not a bomb.
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Yeah, but if it is and it goes off,
we're going to look like right dickheads.
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It's not some sort of designer label, is it?
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What? Yves Saint Le Bomb?
Wouldn't have fucking thought so.
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Although maybe.
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If we're going to cordon,
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we should cordon now,
then call in bomb disposal.
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They won't be here for half an hour.
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Yeah, and they'll definitely get the robot out.
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Oh, yeah.
Any excuse to get the fucking robot out.
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We don't need the bomb boys to get
our todgers out of our trousers for us.
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Clarkey?
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Clarkey, what're you do... What're you doing?
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Show's over. Unless you fancy
a controlled explosion on some leggings?
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(MOBILE RINGING)
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- Hi, honey bear...
- (WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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- Uh... Okay. Right. I'm on my way.
- WOMAN: Well, hurry up.
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Um, have you, uh,
talked to Dr Edmondson? Have you?
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No?
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Do you want me to swing
by the pharmacy on my way? I could easily...
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Excuse me, sir, I'm going to have
to stop you here for a moment.
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I'm in the middle of an important call.
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I'm sorry, sir, but I have reason to believe
you're carrying an item which is not paid for.
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I'll call you back.
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Ah, welcome back.
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Uh, you haven't missed much,
apart from everyone wanting to talk to you
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and no one knowing where you are.
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Hi, uh, yeah, call off the dogs and choppers,
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we've found her and she's alive.
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Liz, the Commissioner's waiting for you.
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Oh, don't worry. We've all been
on the receiving end of a Miller bollocking.
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Usually he's thoughtful enough to hit you
where the bruises don't show.
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- I'm fine meeting in your office.
- I'm happy to come to you.
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Look, I know this job isn't exactly
what you hoped it would be, Liz.
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If you feel like you've uprooted
your whole life for nothing, then I apologise.
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I don't know if I feel...
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I know you've felt undermined by Finn.
By Charlie. By me.
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And that's not okay.
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You should feel free to run your department
with complete independence.
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Thank you. I know.
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So...
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I've decided to give my full backing
to your police-run news network,
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and to ask Finn for his resignation.
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Oh, my God, that's amazing.
I mean... What I mean is...
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That is the correct outcome
for the good of the department.
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I know I look like a police officer.
But I'm a fire-fighter.
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That's all I do, I put out fires.
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But very occasionally,
the smoke clears and I have ideas.
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The best idea I've ever had?
I'm looking at her.
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- Well, thank you.
- I don't have time to think.
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To make the changes that need to be made.
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You do.
My job is to turn your thoughts into reality.
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Kind of like Father Christmas,
but with firearms training, right?
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Exactly.
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A lethal Father Christmas.
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Congratulations, Liz.
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(MOBILE RINGING)
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I should take this.
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Hello.
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Right.
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Well, thanks for letting me know.
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You do realise that
if you'd blown both your legs off,
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- I'd have definitely dumped you.
- (CHUCKLES)
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Do you know what?
We should just bite the bullet.
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- Make a go of it.
- Bite the bullet, that's romantic.
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You know what I mean.
Just do it. Move in together.
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We both want to. Don't we?
237
00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:15,433
- What about your kids?
- My kids'll always be my kids.
238
00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,955
But maybe they'd like to have a dad
who isn't miserable all the time.
239
00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,995
If something comes up,
I'll talk to Banjo, okay?
240
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,275
I'll talk to him.
241
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,075
CLARKEY: Hmm.
242
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:33,438
Warwick just needs some time off.
He needs to get his head together.
243
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,432
I know, but for some reason I don't think
that Rory Mcllroy's sand wedge
244
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:37,714
is going to be the miracle cure.
245
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,070
- Here you go, boys.
- Cheers, mate.
246
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,310
- Cheers, mate.
- (MOBILE CHIMES)
247
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:49,074
So, uh, Hopwood said there might be
an opening in the Black Arrows, you in?
248
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,310
- Yeah, I'm thinking about it.
- Go for it, mate.
249
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,231
Black Arrows, that's serious shit.
250
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,150
- Black Arrows?
- Don't worry about it, mate.
251
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,912
Yeah, one step at a time there, Dorothy.
252
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,150
No, no, no, go on. Go on.
253
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,358
It's the police archer squadron.
254
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:08,238
Advanced bow technology.
Crossbows, multi-heads, poisoned tips.
255
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,515
Only train at night. On rooftops.
256
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,672
They're for special assignments,
like security for the Queen.
257
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:17,389
Oh, yeah. And taking out
deadly terrorist dummies from tower blocks?
258
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,515
Oh, it's not like that, wee man.
259
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,669
That was a wind-up.
260
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:23,514
- This is the real deal.
- It's inner circle elite shit.
261
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,199
So do you reckon I should apply, then?
262
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:29,269
DISPATCH: (OVER RADIO) Trojan 131,
263
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,157
can you make your way
to Thameside Exhibition Centre
264
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,470
to provide armed support
for security operation?
265
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,675
Right you are. We're on it.
266
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,955
Ooh, no more baby seat for you.
267
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,873
You're in the hot seat now. On book.
268
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,959
Yeah, but what about the satnav?
269
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,598
You're the satnav now, matey-boy.
270
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,399
See if you can plot a route
from your arse to your elbow.
271
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:49,919
(ENGINE STARTING)
272
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,358
(SIRENS WAILING)
273
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:56,919
You still coming to our work's do tonight?
274
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,353
SANDY: Why, don't you want me to?
275
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:02,069
No, just wondered if you fancied, um,
going for dinner after?
276
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,195
Just the two of us.
277
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,713
I thought we were going out with everyone.
278
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,712
Yeah, I just thought it would be nice
if it was just, um...
279
00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,472
You know, me and you. So we could talk.
280
00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,391
But you never want to talk.
What do you want to talk about?
281
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,550
- Nothing.
- Bullshit. What is it?
282
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,518
- You're being really weird.
- Look, can we talk about this later?
283
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,749
Are you having an affair?
284
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,478
Fucking hell. What did you say that for?
'Course not.
285
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:23,314
I was joking. You are, aren't ya?
Oh, God, I knew it.
286
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,118
Look, Sandy, can we talk about this later?
287
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,428
You want to admit it later?
288
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,988
You haven't got time to admit it now?
Are you really having an affair?
289
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,992
No it's... I'm at work, there's a bomb scare...
290
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,196
Not a bomb scare. A threat.
291
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,998
With a low credibility rating.
292
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,638
FINN: I'll call you back.
293
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:41,473
Have you heard any rumours about Richard
around the water cooler?
294
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:42,754
Well, no.
295
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,718
Because, as you probably know, we've had
a lot of problems with our water cooler.
296
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,233
- (KNOCK AT DOOR)
- FINN: So...
297
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,675
Must have been pretty important for Miller
to make a trip below stairs.
298
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:50,795
You could say that.
299
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:53,348
What did he want?
Tip for a good ramen noodle place?
300
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,193
The name of your dealer? Bit of a hug?
301
00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,879
If you're trying to make me sweat,
it won't work.
302
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:03,589
I've had my armpit tubes cut,
so I literally never perspire.
303
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,635
The Commissioner has decided
to back Metwork.
304
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:11,349
As of right now, it's a go project.
305
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:15,194
Oh, my God, Liz, that's brilliant.
306
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:18,875
I mean, it'll be more work.
It'll be a lot more work.
307
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,951
But it'll be so worth it.
308
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:23,110
We need to discuss
sponsorship opportunities.
309
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,156
I'm gonna reach out
to my contacts at Google,
310
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,389
- Pinterest...
- YouPorn?
311
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,914
Mia, if you want to get on
your press contact list and let them know...
312
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,831
Let them know that
we're not only making them redundant,
313
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,593
we're turning them
into our direct competition.
314
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,148
How do you think that's going to play out
on the front pages, I wonder.
315
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,355
I don't care.
316
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,237
Because now we have a front page
of our own.
317
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,078
The battle's over, the good guys have won.
318
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,436
Feel free to shout at the rain
from under your water-soluble raincoat,
319
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,317
but this is happening.
320
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:52,837
On the contrary. I am an able
and willing servant of the department.
321
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,114
Mmm. Thank you.
322
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,033
But you might want to consider buying
seed plants for your garden.
323
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,116
Tinkering with the typeface on your CV.
324
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,558
The bomb threat's gone viral.
325
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,278
Someone tweeted from the Thameside Centre,
326
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,351
saying they overheard an officer
talking about a bomb scare.
327
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:07,668
Oh, Jesus.
328
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:11,511
As yet, there's been no
official confirmation from Scotland Yard
329
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:15,388
about the credibility of the bomb threat
rumour which has spread online.
330
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,278
Be good to put out an immediate denial,
but that's tricky since it's true.
331
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,873
We're not denying anything.
332
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:23,111
So you want to deal with this virus
by letting it infect everyone?
333
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,553
(SCOFFS) Fuck off.
334
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,192
That wasn't very good banter.
335
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:32,988
(GUNS FIRING ON TV)
336
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,310
I was at the end of my shop
when my wife rang,
337
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,674
she's not well and I...
338
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:18,355
So you admit you left the shop
without having actually paid for the item?
339
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,557
I was distracted. Why would I steal shampoo?
I don't even have hair.
340
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,154
In that case, why would you pick up
the shampoo in the first place?
341
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,992
It was for my wife. My sick wife.
342
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,593
No need to shout, Mr...
343
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:32,595
Deputy Commissioner.
Deputy Commissioner Charles Inglis.
344
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,559
(MOBILE RINGING)
345
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,314
Hi, mate. Listen, no biggie, but, uh,
346
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:42,517
have you heard anything about Richard
backing Liz's insane Metwork idea?
347
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,034
And is there anything in the water
about my position being...
348
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,315
I can't talk now. I'm in a meeting.
349
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,389
What meeting?
350
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,710
I thought you were off-duty.
Are you with Richard?
351
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,119
(MOBILE BEEPS)
352
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,231
Hello? Hello?
353
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:57,913
Shit.
354
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,238
I can't read in the car either,
gives me a right headache.
355
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,276
Trojan 131 at the RVP. Over.
356
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,316
All right, guys.
Bloody hell, you're hard to keep up with.
357
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,799
Sorry, who the fuck are you?
358
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,313
Matt Coward. Rough Collar Productions.
359
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,595
Right.
And have you got authorisation to film us?
360
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,113
I've got authorisation coming out of my arse.
361
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,191
I don't think so, mate. We never got a call.
362
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,316
Don't think we need a wooden leg
slowing us down, so, uh...
363
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,072
I won't get in your way,
I know what I'm doing.
364
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,833
I've been filming Robbie for weeks.
Isn't that right, Rob?
365
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:31,675
He knows the drill. He's all right.
366
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,751
Sorry, mate. Not happening.
367
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,115
Yeah, we haven't got the full,
uh, team anyways...
368
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,109
Yeah. The fourth man's off taking a slash...
369
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,189
Well, I can wait till he's back.
370
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:44,273
(STAMMERING) No. No, the thing is,
he's chatting up some Expo chick.
371
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,836
He's got a thing for hot, rich women.
372
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,478
"Dough hos", he calls 'em.
373
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,552
He wants to wrap his old man up in a 50
and give it to 'em up the cashpoint.
374
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:57,078
So anyway, we're covering for him,
so be a sweetheart and piss off, yeah?
375
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:05,798
No, I understand,
and I'm really sorry to bring it to you.
376
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,199
- Commissioner...
- We've got a problem.
377
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,511
It's a misunderstanding.
A complete fucking misunderstanding.
378
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,670
Charles has been arrested at a supermarket.
379
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:16,799
They accused me of shoplifting shampoo
while I was on the phone to my wife.
380
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,108
My sick wife.
381
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,269
Have you been charged?
382
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,234
- The local force haven't contacted the CPS.
- Yet.
383
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,551
If they do bring charges, or the arrest leaks,
is there a way to deflect?
384
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,749
"Deputy Commissioner Charged"?
You have to expect that to go wide.
385
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,798
Especially with the shampoo.
The comedy angle.
386
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,310
There must be something you can do.
387
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,354
Well, the sick wife is...
388
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:43,195
I wouldn't call that an angle because that
would be disrespectful, but is she very ill?
389
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,554
Not really. She's got flu.
390
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,115
Right.
391
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,838
I don't normally do the shopping.
392
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,150
See, that's what probably
contributed to the misunderstanding.
393
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,708
Now, that's the way in.
You're not an experienced shopper.
394
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,791
Jesus, no need to make him
sound special needs.
395
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,795
I didn't mean... These things happen.
We've all done it.
396
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,869
I haven't personally. But...
397
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,678
- CHARLES: Oh, it's a Potters Bar thing.
- (MOBILE RINGING)
398
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,558
The manager's hated me ever since
I got his Audi towed away at the golf club.
399
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,313
Christ, Charlie, I'm being shat on
from every bloody direction,
400
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,628
and this ball of waste
you've sent flying at me,
401
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:12,789
what the hell is wrong with you?
402
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,632
- I'm sorry.
- Get out of here. Go home.
403
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,790
Go home and make some
chicken fucking soup.
404
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,515
On the Thameside Centre.
405
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,955
Online press and social media
are rife with misinformation.
406
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,600
Obviously we can't confirm
or deny a terror threat...
407
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,669
So what are you thinking?
408
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,118
What if you went down there? A walkabout.
409
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,589
The face of the force on the ground.
410
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,671
Unfortunately, the Commissioner's
schedule's packed today.
411
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,990
Clear it. Liz is right.
412
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,719
It's my duty to show Londoners
their city is safe.
413
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,554
Jasmine?
414
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,234
Oh. Thank you.
415
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:53,033
BANJO: Listen, I've, um, got a surprise.
DAVINA: Yeah?
416
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:57,398
Spa break. Fire and ice.
Sauna, then ice shower.
417
00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:01,553
Sounds sort of horrible,
but it might be, uh... Might be nice.
418
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:02,629
Kettering.
419
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,995
Hour and a half up the M1
if the traffic's not too bad.
420
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,313
Wow. It sounds, um...
421
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:10,789
Sounds great.
422
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,790
ROBBIE: See, the boys, they're, uh...
They're putting me in for Black Arrows.
423
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,433
Top secret archer squad.
424
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:17,555
Yeah?
425
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,710
I shouldn't even really be telling you,
to be honest.
426
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,119
(MOBILE CHIMES)
427
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:24,954
Oh, look, here it is. Nice. I'm tooling up.
428
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,996
Titanium bow on auction.
429
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,188
Bloody hell. 700 squid.
430
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,349
Fuck it.
431
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,991
- Why not, eh?
- Black Arrows?
432
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,719
You sure it's not the old
left-handed screwdriver?
433
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,119
Striped paint?
434
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:43,795
No way, mate.
435
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,838
This... This is the total real deal
inner circle shit.
436
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,434
Hmm.
437
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:57,670
I'm just gonna liaise with your
close protection team, Commissioner.
438
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,834
So I've made some amendments
to the Metwork press release,
439
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,672
- if you want we can just...
- Liz.
440
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:09,438
Tomorrow morning, there's going to be
a story in the national press about me.
441
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:11,828
About a relationship.
442
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,109
Right?
443
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,029
An affair.
444
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:21,155
Right.
445
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,832
Is it true?
446
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,478
Yes. It is.
447
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,628
It was.
448
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:36,994
They have long range photos of me... Of us.
449
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,359
Going into a hotel.
450
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:40,589
Right.
451
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,199
Photos. Okay.
452
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:48,717
And, um, an interview with the other party?
453
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:49,835
God, no.
454
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,070
She's as horrified as I am, I imagine.
455
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,555
It's over.
456
00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,635
Who is she?
457
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,235
Physio.
458
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,230
From police occupational health.
459
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:08,749
Amy.
460
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:14,870
Did you ever meet with her,
so to speak, at Scotland Yard?
461
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,838
Yes, we did meet
462
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,350
- in the physiotherapy room.
- How often?
463
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,635
Do you want a breakdown
of all positions attempted and achieved?
464
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,950
I just need to know what battles
we can and cannot win.
465
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:31,874
Anything true is gonna come out,
anything untrue I have to squash.
466
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,072
- Does your wife know about...
- No.
467
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,274
It's important that...
468
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,790
I just want to keep her away from all this.
469
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,389
Right.
470
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,159
Is there any chance at all
that you can kill this?
471
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,115
I'll do what I can.
472
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,030
It's great to have someone I can trust.
473
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,358
- I'm sorry for involving you. It's not...
- It's my job.
474
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,155
Is there anything else I should know about?
475
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,035
Is that it?
476
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,435
Yes. That's it.
477
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,159
MAN: We're ready for you, Commissioner.
478
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,999
- Commissioner!
- Commissioner!
479
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,710
Commissioner, how do you defend
your decision not to advise
480
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,791
closure of the Thameside Centre
despite a bomb threat?
481
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,269
The Commissioner is here to
lend his support to the officers
482
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,396
who are working hard
to assist the staff and attendees
483
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,869
of the Money Expo,
which by all accounts is going brilliantly.
484
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,035
Thank you.
485
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,111
MALE REPORTER:
Commissioner, just a word please.
486
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,394
- Commissioner.
- Commissioner.
487
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,799
WOMAN: (OVER PA)
Would the owner of the grey Vauxhall Astra
488
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,678
please remove their car immediately
from the motorway?
489
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,638
That's the owner of the grey Vauxhall Astra...
490
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,992
REPORTER: Commissioner Richard Miller's
attempt to provide reassurance here
491
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,595
at the Thameside Centre
backfired dramatically half an hour ago
492
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:21,231
when a suspicious package was identified
by security staff.
493
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,629
Now, a bomb disposal team has arrived
494
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,598
and the Money Expo has been
partially evacuated
495
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:31,356
as police try and contain
a rapidly escalating crisis.
496
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,439
(LINE RINGING)
497
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,438
Hello, Caroline Carey.
498
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,397
Hi, Caroline. It's Liz Garvey.
499
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,153
Hi, Liz. I don't think we've spoken.
500
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:48,711
So, I've spoken with Richard, and I want
to discuss possible alternatives to your story.
501
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,915
Alternatives?
502
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,513
We have some exciting news
about the success
503
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,999
of our community outreach policies
504
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,548
which I would be happy to offer you
as an exclusive.
505
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:56,868
Well, it sounds exciting.
506
00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,316
Maybe I could combine it with
a centre spread on a Scout Jamboree.
507
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,276
I am offering you a way out.
508
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,828
Unless you are completely at ease destroying
509
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,593
the best police commissioner
this city has ever seen.
510
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,717
Blood on your hands, Caroline.
Is that a look you're comfortable with?
511
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,518
Oh, I think I'll be able to pull it off.
512
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:17,479
I'm aware the British press specialises
in rubbing filth in everyone's faces,
513
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:18,595
but you have an oppor...
514
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,477
Or, as we like to call it,
investigative journalism.
515
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,233
Look, Liz, the Police Commissioner
is a public servant.
516
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,357
He had an affair
with a police colleague on police property.
517
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:27,714
I think the public has a right to know.
518
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,110
Listen, Caroline, there's another story.
A big one.
519
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,509
Yes?
520
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,516
I would need to get clearance on this.
521
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:43,238
But it involves illegal activity
at very senior levels of the police.
522
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,272
Excuse me, what's going on?
523
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:50,636
Well, the event halls and the boulevard
serving food and drink are still open.
524
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:51,755
This area's now closed.
525
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:55,958
Why didn't you close it hours ago
when you knew there was gonna be a bomb?
526
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,395
(SCOFFS) This is all going on Facebook.
527
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,628
Yeah, well, if you lose all five of your friends,
don't blame me.
528
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,318
Wheelbarrow's loaded with two pig sticks,
rolling towards the target now, sir.
529
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,789
Let me know when you're there.
We'll initiate the task.
530
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,950
- All good?
- Yes, sir.
531
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,438
Come on, quick piece to camera, yeah?
532
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,272
Dunno, mate. You heard what the boys said.
533
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:24,351
Yeah, I notice the mystery man
still hasn't made an appearance.
534
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,919
- Name's Warwick, yeah?
- Uh...
535
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,831
What's the deal with the fourth musketeer,
anyway?
536
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,279
- Dunno.
- Hey.
537
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:31,998
- Have you been filming the Commissioner?
- No.
538
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,117
You do realise you're inside a police cordon
in a restricted area?
539
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,395
Do you have authorisation to be shooting
at a possible crime scene?
540
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,072
'Course. Totally.
541
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,954
I'm mates with Robbie. You probably
know each other from cop club, yeah?
542
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,389
All right.
543
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,832
Yeah, this authorisation's expired.
544
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,475
- Look, I'm authorised, so...
- I want everything.
545
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,790
Tapes, discs, memory cards. The whole lot.
546
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:55,635
Right.
547
00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:59,793
Hey. Liz Garvey, Head of Communications.
548
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,110
I need you to confiscate that man's camera
and any tapes.
549
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,474
- Okay.
- Thanks.
550
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:07,435
- Hand over the camera, please, sir.
- There you go, take it. No problem.
551
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,759
Is your radio off?
552
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,673
I said all radios off,
or you'll interfere with the comms.
553
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,957
What, like with a phone on a plane?
It's bollocks, innit?
554
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,876
What? It's off. It was already off.
555
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,554
- (FEEDBACK)
- Yeah, I'll turn it off now.
556
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:34,995
(BEEPS)
557
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,754
TALBOT: Right. Proceed towards the target.
558
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,193
(MOBILE RINGING)
559
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,639
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
560
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,319
There's someone in there.
Sir, there's someone in there.
561
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,796
Hey! Excuse me.
562
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,077
The weapon's pointing straight at her.
Get the weapon away from her.
563
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,675
Excuse me!
564
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,231
Ooh, it's in a spin, look. It's in a spin.
565
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,118
Yeah, I can see it's in a spin.
You need to pull it out of the spin.
566
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,350
- Stay back. Stay back.
- What's that?
567
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,873
- It's a robot.
- Why is it here?
568
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,315
It's just a spinning robot. Come on.
569
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,199
(MOBILE RINGING)
570
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,352
- Everything all right?
- Uh, yes, sir.
571
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,317
Good. Good work, everyone.
572
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:44,398
We all thought you'd fucked it,
but you pulled it back, so, uh, nice one.
573
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,872
TALBOT: Okay, initiate the task.
574
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,398
NOBBO: Oh, that's a proper
Hollywood bomb, innit?
575
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,313
- (CLICKS)
- (EXPLODES)
576
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,599
MAN: Stop.
TALBOT: Mmm, it was a hoax.
577
00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:00,389
No batteries or circuitry inside.
Mainly food. Carrots.
578
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,432
You guys did an amazing job.
579
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,033
- Commissioner, I...
- And you are?
580
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,519
Liz Garvey, Head of Communications.
581
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,319
Oh, yeah, do you do the Twitter Q&A?
I love that.
582
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:13,037
- Commissioner, I need to speak with you.
- Of course. Thank you.
583
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,551
So, I've spoken with Caroline.
584
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,240
- I've suggested a deal.
- What?
585
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,754
- But I had to offer something up, so...
- What?
586
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,589
Inglis.
587
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:27,469
Inglis?
588
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,791
"Deputy Commissioner Shoplifts Shampoo"
is a great headline.
589
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,633
- And by great, I mean it...
- We hang Charlie out to dry to save my skin?
590
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,709
Jesus Christ.
591
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,673
This is the same Charlie
who was interviewing for private security jobs
592
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:39,954
behind your back.
593
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,838
Our choices are between bad and terrible.
594
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,434
Do you think it's enough
for her to spike the story?
595
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:54,276
No. Her editor's heard about Metwork
and wants us to drop it, Richard.
596
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,794
And she wants first position
on every exclusive.
597
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,677
So the grubby hotline all over again.
598
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,148
Okay. Fine.
599
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,314
Plus she wants me to make her a Thai curry
and give her a lap dance,
600
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,913
are you fine with that, too?
601
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,196
If this story runs, I'm finished.
602
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,439
I know that. You don't think I know that?
603
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,713
But no journalist ever spikes a story like this.
604
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,076
We can give Caroline all the goodies we want,
605
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,072
it may slow her down for a week
or a month or a year.
606
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,879
But sooner or later,
she's going to run us over.
607
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,634
Jesus Christ.
608
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:32,755
(PEOPLE CLAMOURING)
609
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,592
- (WOMAN SCREAMING)
- (SIRENS WAILING)
610
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,390
Reports are coming through of an explosion
at the Thameside Centre.
611
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,755
There are believed to be casualties.
612
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,229
We'll bring you more details
as soon as we have them.
613
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,198
According to eyewitnesses,
the Police Commissioner, Richard Miller,
614
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,430
left the scene shortly after the incident.
615
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:55,479
There's one female injured, who's inside.
Davina's outside. She's good.
616
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,232
Thank God for that.
617
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,195
Right, suspect spotted
near the ICC Auditorium.
618
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,077
Bulky holdall, acting suspiciously.
619
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,355
Assumption of a Type 66 Threat.
620
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,749
- Critical shots authorised.
- (GUN COCKING)
621
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,392
Hi, Charlie, call me back.
622
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,790
Tectonic plates are shifting.
Possible tsunami incoming.
623
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,996
Now might be a good time to launch
whatever nuclear weapon
624
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,992
you keep locked in your bottom drawer
for special occasions.
625
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,632
- Finn, have you heard?
- Is it me?
626
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,199
- What?
- Am I gone?
627
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,556
- There's been an explosion.
- Okay. Right. Good.
628
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,313
- What?
- A controlled explosion?
629
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,233
Yes.
And another very uncontrolled explosion.
630
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,834
Shit. No fatalities, thank God.
631
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,309
- Where's the Commissioner?
- Well, he's down there with Liz.
632
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,435
What?
633
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,876
Well, they took his car together,
without Tom Oliver. I... I thought you knew.
634
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:44,949
Jesus Christ!
635
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:49,318
Well, I take it you want me
to deal with the terrorist incident?
636
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,674
(MOBILE CHIMING)
637
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,230
Armed police! Move out the way!
638
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,276
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
639
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,078
TONY: Stop! Armed police! Stop!
640
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,388
Stop running!
641
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:01,839
Stop or we'll shoot!
642
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,789
TONY: Stop!
643
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,472
BANJO: Stay where you are.
644
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,039
TONY: Stop. Stop.
645
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,434
BANJO: Fucking stop.
646
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,473
Stop! Armed police!
647
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,148
TONY: Armed police!
648
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,839
BANJO: Stop! Armed police!
649
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,437
Stop! Armed police! Stop! Armed police!
650
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,238
(SPEAKING URDU)
651
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,719
Put the bag down or we'll shoot.
652
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,638
- Don't move!
- What the fuck's he saying?
653
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,869
Don't move!
654
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,188
Saamir. Saamir.
655
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:37,036
All right then, Saamir, I'm gonna
have to check your bag, all right?
656
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,109
Okay.
657
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:41,078
Put the bag down now. Slowly. Open it.
658
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:44,674
Open the bag.
659
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,715
I work here. I have...
660
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,788
I've got receipt.
661
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,513
All right. Well, you keep that safe, mate, yeah?
662
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,634
Number 10 have called
for a Platinum Command COBRA meeting.
663
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,997
(RINGING)
664
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,190
Which hospital has the victim been taken to?
I should go there.
665
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:27,918
- No, I think it's too soon for that.
- (MOBILE RINGING)
666
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,035
Home Secretary.
667
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,156
Miller's called me back in.
What the hell is going on?
668
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,832
Maybe she's slipped something
in his green tea,
669
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,956
or up his Jap's eye when she was riding him.
670
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,793
Jesus. I'm so far out of the loop,
a bomb went off earlier
671
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,996
and I heard about it on the fucking news.
672
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:46,311
For all I know,
London could be at war with Bristol.
673
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,916
If we're gonna do this,
I need to tell Charlie face to face.
674
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,359
My office, half an hour.
675
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:04,192
The husband of the victim has been
on Twitter personally criticising Richard.
676
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:05,269
Oh, Jesus.
677
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,793
He hasn't gone to the press yet, but...
678
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,440
How much integrity would you say
Caroline Carey has?
679
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,394
The journalist?
680
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,948
Well, I hear she left her husband
halfway through his chemo,
681
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,270
but apart from that she's totally trustworthy.
682
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,789
Um, SO15 have confirmed the device
was a pipe bomb,
683
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,757
likely set by a crank.
684
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,398
Great detective work there.
685
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,756
I think we could all assume that bombers
tend to be a little cranky.
686
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:31,189
(MOBILE CHIMES)
687
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,751
- I know what's going on here.
- What?
688
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,956
Today's the day you settle all family business.
689
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:44,833
Is that from The Godfather?
690
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,832
Me and Inglis. The big beasts.
The old school. You wanna take us down.
691
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,992
But if you think you're going to have
a bloodless coup,
692
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,514
let me tell you, it's going to be very,
very bloody.
693
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,194
Finn, you don't have a fucking clue
what you're talking about.
694
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,191
Think you're good enough to fill my size 10s?
695
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:00,959
You're nowhere near good enough.
696
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,951
I'll wear thick socks.
697
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,917
It's 5:30, why don't you go home
698
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,116
and enjoy your bitter lemon
in comfort and privacy?
699
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,509
What the hell did you think you were doing,
700
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,637
dropping Miller into a crocodile pond
wearing a pair of meat trousers?
701
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:15,280
The Thameside Centre was safe.
The intelligence was it was safe.
702
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,999
Yeah, sure it was safe.
Apart from the bomb that exploded.
703
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,715
Listen. I don't do this for fun.
I'm the last line of defence.
704
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:21,835
The fucking Night's Watch.
705
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,434
Every day,
the public sector gets chipped away,
706
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,557
and every time we screw up,
the vultures circle a little bit closer.
707
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,995
Maybe you should spend
a little less energy on your pet projects
708
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,548
and a bit more making sure your capo
doesn't take a shot to the head.
709
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,755
That is exactly what I am doing.
710
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,308
And Richard Miller seems more than happy
with my ability to handle it.
711
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,311
Why do you think Miller gave you
the keys to the kingdom?
712
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,631
Because of your unsurpassed brilliance?
Your... Your shimmering good looks?
713
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,756
Or because he doesn't want you to cross
the bridge to City Hall,
714
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,796
leaving him looking like a dangler
at a glory hole
715
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,393
for hiring you in the first place?
716
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,077
Are you spying on me?
717
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:55,471
I'm spying on everyone. It's my job.
718
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,989
The big filing cabinets on the fourth floor.
719
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,150
You might wanna know
where the bodies are buried.
720
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:13,509
Good luck.
721
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,515
(MOBILE CHIMES)
722
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:26,157
See, I got a few Indian mates 'round my way,
so I picked up a bit of this and that...
723
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:27,229
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
724
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,799
So when I spotted the shoelace
hanging out the bag,
725
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,314
I thought, well, unless he's gone
full shoe bomb, it's the wrong guy.
726
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,118
- Yeah, yeah. You were saying. Yeah.
- Again.
727
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,633
- Yeah.
- (SIGHS)
728
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:36,789
(DOORBELL BUZZING)
729
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:44,430
- So, how you feeling, man?
- Uh, yeah.
730
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:48,914
I reckon you look a lot better, actually.
Don't you think he looks better?
731
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,830
Yeah. Totally. He looks great.
732
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,549
It turns out Robbie the boy wonder
was a bit of a superhero today.
733
00:37:58,640 --> 00:37:59,675
Oh, yeah?
734
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,876
Group effort,
I'm nothing without my boys, right?
735
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,110
Yeah, you did all right. For a virgin.
736
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,952
Yeah, don't worry
about the piss this morning.
737
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,234
We all pissed ourselves first day.
738
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:08,992
Except Warwick. He shat himself.
739
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:10,875
Yeah, 'course I did.
740
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,518
Here, maybe if the Black Arrows
won't take you,
741
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,716
you could always join
the Yellow Trousers, eh?
742
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,155
(MOBILE CHIMES)
743
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,869
Ah, fuck. Shit.
744
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:28,875
(CHUCKLES)
745
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,949
- Give me five minutes.
- What? What's going on?
746
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,271
CHARLES: Look, if this is about
the bombing... Because if Richard...
747
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:45,275
Caroline emailed.
She's going to run with another story.
748
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,229
Another story?
749
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:50,676
That you warned your wife's sister
not to go near the Thameside Centre.
750
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:54,109
- Right.
- Right.
751
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,837
So, your sister-in-law
gave the message to a friend,
752
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,992
who posted it on Facebook,
"from a contact at the top of the police".
753
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,351
Is your sister-in-law's name Georgia?
754
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,235
Uh-huh.
755
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:16,276
Right.
Well, they are digging now and, what...
756
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:21,439
- Are you having an affair with her as well?
- No.
757
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:25,589
Not as well.
758
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:30,071
Amy, the physio... That's over.
759
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:34,514
But the affair with your wife's sister
is on-going?
760
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,755
You need to tell me.
Because this is all coming out.
761
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:41,955
I have been trying to end it, but...
762
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,634
But what? You wanted to give her
the romantic farewell present
763
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:46,517
of not getting blown up?
764
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,199
Would it have been me next?
765
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,637
Are there any women in your life
who you don't try to fuck?
766
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,953
Does my wife know?
767
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,518
- I don't know.
- Don't let them speak to her.
768
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:13,919
I need to speak to her.
769
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,199
They're not door-stepping my house?
We should check on that.
770
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,358
(SCOFFS) Christ.
771
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:27,517
- How could you be so...
- Stupid.
772
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:32,353
Reckless. But stupid probably covers it.
773
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,234
I really thought
we were doing something here.
774
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,715
- I need to go home.
- Yes.
775
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:56,629
Yes, you do.
776
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,154
Thank you, Liz.
777
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,631
You don't have anything to thank me for.
778
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:06,429
Yes, I do.
779
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:16,469
Thank you.
780
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:21,275
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
781
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:27,036
I need to know what's going on here.
Am I being given my marching orders?
782
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:31,789
Is it Securamax?
783
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,394
Because I can assure you,
I've severed all ties with them.
784
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:35,469
No.
785
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:37,715
No. It's the supermarket.
786
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,392
I just wanted to say, don't worry about it.
We'll handle it.
787
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,870
I'm not going to let one of my oldest friends
swing over shampoo.
788
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,269
(LIZ SCOFFS)
789
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:01,389
(DOOR OPENS)
790
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:07,514
Liz, I hope it's not inappropriate,
but I wondered if you had any plans tonight?
791
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,239
There's a Quaker meeting I go to,
and I thought you might like to join?
792
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,469
It's a very peaceful experience.
793
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,358
- You basically just sit in silence, but...
- Tom.
794
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,512
That sounds so great, but I have this...
795
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:20,919
- A thing.
- Right. Sure.
796
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,194
No problem.
797
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,478
MATT: See?
ROBBIE: Mmm.
798
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:29,834
It was funny.
799
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,911
Yes. Yes.
800
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,319
Miles. What a nice surprise.
801
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,548
All right?
802
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:39,949
In a bit.
803
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,319
Why were you at the Thameside Centre today,
804
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,311
when you should have been filming
the Wildlife Crime Unit?
805
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,913
Mate, you really think filming
egg thieves is better
806
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,718
than being live on the scene
of a terrorist attack?
807
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:51,110
Wildlife Crime, that's Springwatch
meets Prime Suspect.
808
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,269
Ratings off the scale.
809
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:53,679
I'm just trying to film the good shit,
you know?
810
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:54,829
Something with a bit of edge.
811
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,751
- For you or for me?
- For humanity.
812
00:42:58,560 --> 00:42:59,629
Right, hey! That's a...
813
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:01,950
Computer, belonging to
Rough Collar Productions,
814
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:05,237
containing footage shot by an employee
of Rough Collar Productions.
815
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,758
You've got tomorrow to clear your stuff out.
816
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,876
Try nicking anything else, I'll call the cops.
817
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,269
And not the Wildlife Crime Squad,
the fucking death squad.
818
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:18,278
BANJO: Yeah, well, you know,
you saved that woman's life today.
819
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:20,673
I'm proud of you, you know?
820
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,318
Thanks.
821
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,515
Look, um, I just want to say that
822
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,431
I think you should cancel the spa break.
823
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:32,755
Yeah?
824
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:38,517
Okay. We can go somewhere else.
Center Parcs?
825
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:42,470
I don't want to go to Center Parcs.
I just want to go home.
826
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:44,715
To talk.
827
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,709
(MOBILE RINGING)
828
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:04,559
Hello, Caroline?
829
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,313
CAROLINE: Police Commissioner.
This is a courtesy call...
830
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,628
(INDISTINCT)
831
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:13,069
No comment.
832
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,910
WOMAN: (ON TV) It is these islands that
make up the Sunderbans Tiger Reserve.
833
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:27,955
Hiding behind dense clumps
of undergrowth are one of the largest...
834
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,395
I have to go back to the office for a few hours.
835
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:31,754
Don't be too late.
836
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,751
However, what sets these tigers apart...
837
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:34,875
No, I won't.
838
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:39,078
... is their inclination for attacking
and killing humans.
839
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:42,719
(GUNSHOTS ON TV)
840
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,154
(MOBILE VIBRATING)
841
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:49,160
Ripped By mstoll
842
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,155
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)