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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, hon, it looks like someone
finally bought the Anderson house.
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Well, I hope the new
neighbors are a lot nicer.
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Did you know the Andersons demanded
I give them my casserole dish?
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You mean the one they loaned
you and you never returned?
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I'm sorry, I did not realize
I was talking to an Anderson!
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Can I have $10 to buy diamonds?
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Where are you getting diamonds for $10?
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Probably the same place where your
dad bought my engagement ring.
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Which I wouldn't trade for anything.
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They shove a lot of love
into that tiny stone.
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I'm not asking for real diamonds.
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It's so I can level up in the diamond
kingdom game on your tablet.
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Well, honey, just enjoy the
free diamond kingdom levels
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like your father and I do.
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But I've already beaten all those levels.
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How did you do it?
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Every time I get to the
drawbridge on the first level,
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the hypno-troll puts
my wizard into a trance.
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He gets swirly eyes.
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You can't beat the hypno-troll?
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Oh, mommy.
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Good morning, Tyler.
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Here, grab a plate. I'll
get you some breakfast.
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Don't have time. Egg on hand.
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Well, it's better than when
he did it with the hot soup.
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Since I've been taking accelerated classes
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to graduate early and join the BMX circuit,
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I don't have time for anything else.
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I barely have time for the one thing
that matters most in the world.
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Your hair.
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Didn't I just say that?
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You have to take care of your hair.
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It helps people.
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Like that girl who almost fell into a
manhole but saw your hair and stopped.
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I know.
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My hair got to meet the mayor.
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But now I don't even have time to comb it.
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I wish I had someone to take care of
all the things I don't have time for.
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Give me a job helping you.
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I need the money to buy diamonds.
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Chloe, the only place
you can afford diamonds
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is where dad bought mom's engagement ring.
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And the mall shut down that kiosk.
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It didn't shut down.
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They're just selling
seasonal sausage right now.
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No, I mean diamonds for my game.
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In that case, I'll consider hiring you,
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but first I need to make
sure you have what it takes.
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Let's say I'm late for school and I
only have 10 seconds to get dressed.
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Which shirt do you choose?
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Trick question. You
look great in everything.
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And?
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You don't care if you're late for school.
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And? No one else wants the job.
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Perfect. You're hired.
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Now go grab me a shirt.
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You got it, boss.
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Not bad, but try saying it
like a New Jersey tough guy.
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You got it, boss.
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This is gonna work.
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It looks like Tyler
and Chloe are too busy
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to welcome the new neighbors,
so I guess it's up to me.
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I'm gonna go leave a
little present for them
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on their front lawn.
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Now if you'll excuse me, I have
to eat this elegant fruit basket
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and then go poop on their front lawn.
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I know...
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What are you guys all aflutter about?
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I don't flutter.
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I circle like a bird of prey.
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You know that freaks me out!
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Anyway, we're talking
about the new girl Heather.
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Oh, yeah, my parents said her family
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just moved into the neighborhood, but
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I haven't had the chance to meet her yet.
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I heard she's really stylish.
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I heard she's really pretty.
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I heard she's really a
cyborg sent from the future.
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At least I hope so.
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A cyborg rampage is just what this
two-bit town needs to put it on the map.
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Oh, hey, that must be her.
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She's really stylish.
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She's really pretty.
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She's really doing a good job
hiding her robotic exoskeleton
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under a layer of human-like skin.
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Well played, cyborg.
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We'd better enlist her
into our little group
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before the chess club reels her in,
they're always three moves ahead of us.
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Hi, I'm Avery.
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You must be Heather.
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Yes, I must, until I'm 18 and can legally
change my name to "leave me alone."
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Oh, that's fun.
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I'm Lindsay.
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And I'm Max.
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Big cyborg fan.
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If you want to keep me as a pet
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after you guys take over,
I'm totally cool with that.
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So welcome to west Pasadena high.
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We'd be happy to show you around,
introduce you to my really cool brother.
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No time to meet anyone!
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Good riding, boss!
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I have no idea who those people are.
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Look, I find it best to be clear up front.
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We're not friends.
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We're not gonna be friends.
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If we are trapped on a desert
island together, I'd leave.
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Like this.
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She's not even pretending to swim.
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They are still unloading the moving van?
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How much stuff could
the new neighbors have?
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Is that a bagpipe he's carrying
or a cat in a sweater?
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I don't know.
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I still don't know.
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Come on, what do you say
we go introduce ourselves?
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No, no, no, no.
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Ellen, think about what happens every time
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we become friends with our neighbors, huh?
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Eventually it goes bad
and then when they see us
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getting the mail or mowing the lawn,
we have to avoid them by pretending
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we're going through a personal crisis.
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All right, all right.
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We'll stay away from these new neighbors
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and there'll never be any awkwardness.
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We'll avoid them completely.
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Like my cousins in irvine.
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Yes. Or my aunt Tina.
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Or my mother's side of the family.
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Or those guys I used to play golf with.
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Or the three book clubs I dropped out of.
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Okay, but this is going to be hard.
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I know. We're such friendly people.
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I know.
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Watch out, Mason.
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There's the hypno-troll.
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Use the gnome jelly and
turn yourself into a mirror.
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Yes!
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You made him hypnotize himself!
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Of course.
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Gnome jelly.
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All right, Chloe, it's
time to get back to work.
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Sorry, Mason, I have to go to work
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so I can make money to buy
diamonds for my video game.
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You have a job?
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You are a kid, right?
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Hey, you wouldn't buy me the diamonds.
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Sisters got to do for themselves.
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Okay.
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I have to go to the
bathroom and do for myself.
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Wait.
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Mason, that's not the way to the bath...
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You love his free spirit, Chloe.
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Don't try to control it.
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All right, I'm gonna start studying
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so I need you to do the
things I don't have time for.
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Is one of them trimming
your long nose hairs?
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What? I don't have long nose hairs.
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You should see it from where I'm standing.
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It's like an octopus coming down a chimney.
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Look, just go get me a snack.
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You got it, boss. Chloe.
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You got it, boss!
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I love it.
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Okay, Tyler, time to take
me for my afternoon walk.
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I'm too busy studying right now, Stan.
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It'll have to wait.
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I need my exercise, Tyler.
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It's not like I can take a yoga class,
since Rachel jacked up the price!
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Wow, that's amazing.
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Here's the best part.
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Those breadsticks are really fun
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to stick into your upper lip
and pretend you're a walrus.
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Way ahead of you.
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Now take Stan for a walk.
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You got it, boss.
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You're gonna be very happy
with your performance review.
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How did I get up here?
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Hold up. Why are you working for Tyler?
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He's paying me to do things
he doesn't have time for.
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Oh, like trim his nose hairs, I hope?
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It's like a mop dangling
from a gutter spout.
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Right?
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Or some spaghetti being squeezed
out of a drain pi-uuhhhhh...
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What's a drain pi-uuhhhhh?
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No, Chloe, over there, look.
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She is the most amazing
creature I've ever seen.
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Words can't describe how beautiful she is.
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But these cartoon sound effects can.
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Hello.
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I'm Stan.
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I like your puffy parts.
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Hey, she didn't leave.
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Usually that line doesn't work so well.
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Her name is princess.
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There's a phone number here.
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We should call her owners to come get her.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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She's not going anywhere.
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She's the love of my life.
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And stop petting her. I saw her first.
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You can date her, I can pet her.
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We can make this work.
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So were you bred here in Pasadena?
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Ooh, big moment.
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The two most important ladies
in my life are about to meet.
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Avery, princess.
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Princess, Avery.
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Hello, princess.
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Paw.
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Paw.
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She's not being rude.
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We just have to work on that.
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Well, she's beautiful, Stan.
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Oh, I hope you get along with her owners
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'cause things are getting
pretty serious over here.
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You guys may be spending
a lot of time together.
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Now if you'll excuse me, it's time
for me to offer princess dessert.
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A choice of squirrel,
creme brulee, or tiramisu.
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I hope she picks squirrel.
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I don't have the other two.
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So who are her owners?
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Oh, Chloe called them.
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They're on their way over.
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I think they're our new neighbors.
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New neighbors?
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Don't be Heather, don't be
Heather, don't be... Heather!
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Where's my dog?
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How did I get out here?
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What's going on here?
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We found your dog
wandering the neighborhood.
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And you're pretending they're on a date
with an orange monkey as the waiter?
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That is weird.
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No, not at all.
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We're pretending the monkey is an actor
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who's just doing this
until he gets his big break.
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But I think our dogs like each other.
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Isn't it sweet?
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It's gross.
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I don't want my purebred show dog
consorting with a common, mangy mutt.
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I'll have you know
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I've been mangefree
since I switched shampoos.
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It's also why I smell like papaya.
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Keep your mongrel away from my
princess and stay out of my face!
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Oh, yeah? Well, maybe
I'll stay out of your face!
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That's right, I'm flustered.
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Avery, this is terrible.
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The love of my life is gone.
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I can't eat, I can't sleep.
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It's only been a couple seconds.
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And in those couple seconds,
have you seen me eat or sleep?
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I got the mail.
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Did you fight a bear for it?
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Worse.
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I was trying to stay away from
the new neighbors like we agreed,
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but they were outside and almost saw me.
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So I jumped over a fence, landed in a bush,
257
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and found out where the raccoons sleep.
258
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And what they do when
a woman falls on them.
259
00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:34,192
Ooh, a dollar off a car wash.
260
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I was waiting for that.
261
00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:39,230
Oh, look, trust me, Ellen.
262
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Keeping our distance from the new neighbors
263
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is going to be worth it in the long run.
264
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What are you doing?
265
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:47,405
Oh, you can't just walk around out there.
266
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,174
What if the new neighbors
tried to talk to you?
267
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:51,976
Did you practice screaming at
them in a nonsense language
268
00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:53,578
and running away like we talked about?
269
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I don't have time for this.
270
00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:08,093
You want some coffee?
271
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Yeah.
272
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:14,532
Okay, Chloe, I have to study, but I can't
study when my hair looks this bad.
273
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You know what you have to do.
274
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Coming right up.
275
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I think I'll go with the
number nine long handle.
276
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Big Pete.
277
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,080
Excellent choice, sir.
278
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Ow! Twist and flutter!
279
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Twist and flutter!
280
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,920
Did you learn nothing from the
instructional training videos
281
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you watched when I hired you?
282
00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:44,329
Hello again.
283
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:47,265
If you've made it this far,
you've learnt how to wash up
284
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,168
and get ready to touch Tyler's hair.
285
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,970
Are you ready for the big moment?
286
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,037
Oh, Gladys.
287
00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:58,109
Thank you, Gladys.
288
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,713
Thank you, Gladys.
289
00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:03,181
Mom, would you please leave?
290
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,052
So step one.
291
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How was I, honey?
292
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:13,024
How did you have time
to make training videos
293
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,692
and you don't have time to comb your hair?
294
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,294
I'm terrible at time management.
295
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,428
That's why I need an assistant.
296
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Bored.
297
00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:22,600
Mason, I'm busy working.
298
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,369
You're always working.
299
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,540
I'm sorry, Tyler. I have to talk to Mason.
300
00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:32,277
What's our policy about private
conversations on company time?
301
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:32,749
I don't know.
302
00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:34,035
All the videos were about your hair.
303
00:13:34,066 --> 00:13:35,443
Then I guess you can talk to him.
304
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,585
Mason, you can't interrupt me at work.
305
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,220
This job is important to me.
306
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,655
I miss playing with you.
307
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,190
I miss playing with you, too.
308
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:47,458
But I just don't have time.
309
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,594
I need an assistant like Tyler has.
310
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:52,130
I know. I'll be your assistant.
311
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Bored.
312
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,370
I miss playing with you.
313
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,405
I'm sorry.
314
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,073
My job is important to me.
315
00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:06,010
Ow!
316
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,212
Be careful with my hair.
317
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,546
Didn't you watch the videos?
318
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:13,252
Welcome back.
319
00:14:13,283 --> 00:14:17,222
I hope the chapter on emergency
brushing didn't scare you too much.
320
00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:22,193
Now let's discuss some of the
more advanced brush work.
321
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,461
How did I get here?
322
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:38,076
Stan, what's wrong?
323
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:41,312
You haven't looked this sad since
they decided pluto wasn't a planet.
324
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:44,315
It was the only planet
named after a dog, Avery.
325
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:45,483
The only one!
326
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,519
But this is even worse.
327
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,089
I went to take princess
out on our second date,
328
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:54,626
but her nasty, rotten owner locked
her up and told me to scat.
329
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:56,160
At first I was gonna lay down some...
330
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,669
But then I realized that's
probably not what she meant.
331
00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:07,505
I'm sorry.
332
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,541
But maybe it's just not meant
to be with you and princess.
333
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,076
Maybe it's time to move on.
334
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,077
I can't.
335
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,079
I've never felt this way before.
336
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,715
But, Stan, you've dated
every dog in Pasadena,
337
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,551
including a few who looked
suspiciously possumy.
338
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:21,719
Oh.
339
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,789
So what's so special about princess?
340
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:28,426
Usually I can't connect with other
dogs because they don't talk.
341
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,595
But it's different with princess.
342
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,731
We connect in a way that I've
never experienced before.
343
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,534
Wow, you're really serious.
344
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,704
Please, Avery, can't you just
make friends with Heather?
345
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,307
Then she'll let princess
and me be together.
346
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,409
I can't make friends with Heather.
347
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,377
She's evil. She spits bats.
348
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:47,025
Her blood is acid.
349
00:15:47,056 --> 00:15:48,713
And she blew me off in the quad.
350
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,276
Okay, only one of those things is true.
351
00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:54,419
Please, do whatever it takes.
352
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:57,388
You have to make her like you
so I can be with princess.
353
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,389
All right, Stan.
354
00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,757
I see how much this means to you.
355
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,427
So I promise I'll try
and figure something out.
356
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,429
Oh, thank you, Avery.
357
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,397
'Cause I can't go back to dating possums.
358
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,666
Every time the check comes, they play dead.
359
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,601
Oh, come on!
360
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,712
We've got to find a way
to get Heather to like us.
361
00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:22,680
Why is it so important to you?
362
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:23,715
It's not for me.
363
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:24,849
It's for Stan.
364
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,818
He really loves her dog.
365
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:27,600
That's so sweet.
366
00:16:27,631 --> 00:16:30,722
Max, you don't usually
gush over stuff like this.
367
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:33,391
Not the dumb dogs, I have
candy stuck in my teeth.
368
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:38,763
If only we knew more about her, what
her interests are, what she likes.
369
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,332
Oh, well, I know one thing,
she didn't join chess club,
370
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,633
but she did join the glee club.
371
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,335
Glee club?
372
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,031
That's it.
373
00:16:45,062 --> 00:16:47,805
We could do a musical number for her.
374
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,640
She'll appreciate that we made an effort
375
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,776
to do something she likes and
want to be friends with us.
376
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:52,178
That's nuts.
377
00:16:52,209 --> 00:16:53,711
You have nuts stuck in your teeth, too?
378
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:54,846
No.
379
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,396
Hi!
380
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,799
Gross.
381
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,904
I said I don't want to be friends.
382
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,640
But you joined the glee club.
383
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,375
You love musical numbers, right?
384
00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:01,679
I love doing them, not
watching people do them.
385
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,649
So, goodbye.
386
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:10,721
So there's no audition for
the glee club, is there?
387
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:11,856
They just let anybody in.
388
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,724
Yeah.
389
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:14,892
I didn't get in.
390
00:18:20,453 --> 00:18:21,933
The neighbors are coming up the walk!
391
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,968
I saw them out the window!
392
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,903
They have a casserole!
393
00:18:27,279 --> 00:18:28,840
Let's get out of here! There's no time!
394
00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:30,741
Hit the deck! What?
395
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:36,948
Please go away.
396
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,683
Please go away.
397
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,585
Please leave the casserole dish.
398
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:41,919
Please leave the casserole dish.
399
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,825
Honey, what are we doing?
400
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,594
We're going to all this trouble
401
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:52,530
to avoid some potential
awkwardness down the line.
402
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:53,965
And it couldn't be any more
awkward than it is right now.
403
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,399
You're right, Bennett.
404
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,768
Let's just open the door and talk to them.
405
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,837
I think that's the mature thing to do.
406
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:00,938
They're gone.
407
00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:03,774
Yes!
408
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,543
A new casserole dish!
409
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:09,847
Vegan lasagna?
410
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:10,948
What did we do to them?
411
00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:17,822
Chloe, this isn't working.
412
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,925
I wanted you to be my assistant but
you wanted to play with Mason.
413
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,828
Well, maybe you should fire
me and I'll fire Mason.
414
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:24,962
That's a good idea.
415
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,831
But first, can you fix this?
416
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:29,901
How did I get in here?
417
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:34,605
He has a free spirit, Tyler.
418
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:35,940
Don't try to control it.
419
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,777
Well, no need to hide
from the neighbors anymore.
420
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,013
Yeah, we realized we
were making things awkward
421
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,815
by trying to avoid
having things be awkward.
422
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,784
So we decided to go over and talk to them.
423
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:47,852
So everything is gonna be okay?
424
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,754
No, it's very awkward.
425
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:52,890
Apparently, Avery embarrassed
their daughter at school
426
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,926
with some crazy song and dance number.
427
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:56,994
And now they want nothing
to do with any of us.
428
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,130
And why is Mason inside your shirt?
429
00:20:01,712 --> 00:20:02,833
What is wrong with our kids?
430
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,535
It makes no sense.
431
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,736
We're so normal.
432
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,744
Hey, how'd it go with Heather?
433
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:14,779
Are you guys friends?
434
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:15,947
Can I go see princess?
435
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,517
I did everything I could, Stan.
436
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,647
We even tried to connect over the
fact that she joined the glee club.
437
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:22,887
Well, did you do a production number?
438
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:23,988
Yes.
439
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,489
Did you have back-up dancers?
440
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:25,918
Yes.
441
00:20:25,949 --> 00:20:27,625
Did you leave it all on the dance floor?
442
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:28,826
Yes!
443
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,829
Then you've done everything.
444
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,934
I'm sorry, Stan.
445
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,836
I can't believe this is happening.
446
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:48,813
You know, sometimes the
most painful thing is love.
447
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:52,883
You were there for me when Wes moved
away and I'm here for you now.
448
00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:00,858
Don't worry, I haven't
given up on princess.
449
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:05,863
Somehow, someway, someday,
we'll be together.
450
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:09,734
Until then she can hear
me from Avery's window.
451
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:12,970
So I'll be sending my love through song.
452
00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:47,638
There she is.
453
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:54,712
Hey, why is everyone howling?
454
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:56,580
This isn't for you!
455
00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:58,582
We're having a moment here!
456
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:01,085
You write a love song and every
dog thinks it's about them.