1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,500 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:01,771 --> 00:00:07,275 Well, another year we're not going to be cheerleaders. 3 00:00:07,277 --> 00:00:09,177 Why do you make me do these things? 4 00:00:09,179 --> 00:00:12,614 Pom-poms are stupid and pyramids made of humans freak me out. 5 00:00:12,616 --> 00:00:17,686 - And what are these? - These are your legs. 6 00:00:20,623 --> 00:00:22,624 Have you ever seen anything so white? 7 00:00:22,626 --> 00:00:25,227 One time when I looked into the sun. 8 00:00:26,929 --> 00:00:28,864 These need to be put away. 9 00:00:28,866 --> 00:00:31,900 We have to go to Demolition right now and get clothes. 10 00:00:31,902 --> 00:00:35,270 Because you know they're gonna find out we took these things. 11 00:00:35,272 --> 00:00:37,939 But my curfew's in fifteen minutes. 12 00:00:37,941 --> 00:00:41,777 But they're having a sale. Vintage t-shirts. 13 00:00:41,779 --> 00:00:46,248 Ooh, I do love t-shirts that other people have already loved. 14 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:48,817 You are the only person I know that has to be home by seven. 15 00:00:48,819 --> 00:00:51,620 It's ridiculous. They treat me like a baby. 16 00:00:51,622 --> 00:00:53,722 - Who? - Ma-ma da-da. 17 00:00:55,258 --> 00:00:57,993 It's time I was treated like the woman I am. 18 00:00:57,995 --> 00:01:01,363 - I am going to Demolition! - That's the spirit! 19 00:01:02,698 --> 00:01:05,333 - You're not really coming, are you? - Nah. 20 00:01:05,335 --> 00:01:08,503 Wait. You know what? I am. 21 00:01:08,505 --> 00:01:11,406 I am old enough to stay out past seven o'clock. 22 00:01:11,408 --> 00:01:14,943 What's the damage for this, in your professional opinion? 23 00:01:14,945 --> 00:01:16,912 Broken curfew? Chump change. 24 00:01:16,914 --> 00:01:18,547 Whole thing blows over by Wednesday. 25 00:01:18,549 --> 00:01:22,317 - Worth it! Let's do this! - Great! See you Wednesday. 26 00:01:26,023 --> 00:01:27,923 Come on, Auggie. Just pick a babysitter. 27 00:01:27,925 --> 00:01:29,891 Why do you have to go anywhere? 28 00:01:29,893 --> 00:01:33,428 Aren't you happy with me? 29 00:01:33,430 --> 00:01:35,597 Knock it off, it's our anniversary. 30 00:01:35,599 --> 00:01:39,968 All right, I'll give ya three hours. And bring me back an Auggie bag. 31 00:01:39,970 --> 00:01:42,571 Okay, deal. All right. 32 00:01:42,573 --> 00:01:45,540 So how about Shelly from down the street? 33 00:01:45,542 --> 00:01:47,309 Smelly Shelly? 34 00:01:48,578 --> 00:01:50,545 He's right. 35 00:01:50,547 --> 00:01:52,047 How about Anna Stephonopoli? 36 00:01:52,049 --> 00:01:54,983 "Wanna play monopoly?" No, Anna, I don't. 37 00:01:54,985 --> 00:01:56,551 Okay? I don't. 38 00:01:58,354 --> 00:02:00,956 I'm late, I'm late, I know I'm late! 39 00:02:00,958 --> 00:02:03,592 - Seven minutes. - Say nothing. Keep walking. 40 00:02:03,594 --> 00:02:06,795 No. This is a thing. 41 00:02:06,797 --> 00:02:09,498 Deal with your bad girl. 42 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:14,035 - Okay, where were you? - Demolition. 43 00:02:14,037 --> 00:02:17,339 It's an alternative store. 44 00:02:18,641 --> 00:02:21,309 Where rebels go! 45 00:02:22,478 --> 00:02:23,778 And I bought this t-shirt 46 00:02:23,780 --> 00:02:27,682 I don't think you'll entirely approve of. Bleh! 47 00:02:29,986 --> 00:02:31,920 Edgy. 48 00:02:31,922 --> 00:02:34,456 Uh, Riley, what's going on? 49 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:37,792 I am too old for a seven o'clock curfew. 50 00:02:37,794 --> 00:02:38,960 I reject it! 51 00:02:38,962 --> 00:02:43,465 Reject it! Reject it! Won't even respect it! 52 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:45,834 Didn't make the team again, huh? 53 00:02:45,836 --> 00:02:48,670 No! 54 00:02:48,672 --> 00:02:50,572 Every year. 55 00:02:52,375 --> 00:02:53,909 Okay, look, Riley, 56 00:02:53,911 --> 00:02:55,744 your father and I gave you a 7:00 curfew 57 00:02:55,746 --> 00:02:58,113 because we knew that even when you got all rebellious 58 00:02:58,115 --> 00:03:00,081 you'd still be home by 7:30. 59 00:03:00,083 --> 00:03:01,850 - What? - Yeah. 60 00:03:01,852 --> 00:03:03,084 So when you come in here at 7:07 61 00:03:03,086 --> 00:03:04,085 acting all dangerous, it's hard... 62 00:03:04,087 --> 00:03:05,720 I'm sorry. 63 00:03:05,722 --> 00:03:08,924 I can't even keep a straight face. 64 00:03:10,092 --> 00:03:11,927 What are you laughing at? 65 00:03:11,929 --> 00:03:13,995 I'm outta control! 66 00:03:13,997 --> 00:03:16,064 Maya, 67 00:03:16,066 --> 00:03:18,066 you couldn't keep her out any later than that? 68 00:03:18,068 --> 00:03:21,436 I mean, what kind of bad influence are you? 69 00:03:21,438 --> 00:03:24,039 You're right. I gotta up my game. 70 00:03:24,041 --> 00:03:26,107 This'll look great in my room. 71 00:03:31,847 --> 00:03:33,748 Now, that's what I'm talkin' about! 72 00:04:26,621 --> 00:04:31,673 I want to be taken seriously. I deserve a later curfew. 73 00:04:31,675 --> 00:04:33,508 Okay, fine, but I'm your teacher, 74 00:04:33,510 --> 00:04:35,143 and I want you to get proper rest. 75 00:04:35,145 --> 00:04:37,145 I don't want your schoolwork to suffer. 76 00:04:37,147 --> 00:04:41,983 And I'm your attorney, so, please state your case, Ms. Matthews. 77 00:04:41,985 --> 00:04:44,953 I submit to the court, 10:00. 78 00:04:44,955 --> 00:04:48,056 The court laughs in your face. 79 00:04:48,058 --> 00:04:50,492 The legal system is a joke! 80 00:04:50,494 --> 00:04:52,127 Your new curfew is 8:00. 81 00:04:52,129 --> 00:04:54,195 God bless America! 82 00:04:55,931 --> 00:04:58,867 - I want a later curfew too. - Why? 83 00:04:58,869 --> 00:05:01,936 - Where do you want to go at night? - Wherever you go. 84 00:05:03,205 --> 00:05:06,041 Mmm! 85 00:05:06,043 --> 00:05:09,511 Does that mean I can come to your "nanoversary"? 86 00:05:09,513 --> 00:05:12,681 Sorry, honey, mommy and daddy haven't been on a date for, like... 87 00:05:12,683 --> 00:05:14,082 three weeks and four days. 88 00:05:20,222 --> 00:05:24,125 Guys, guys. It's not just the curfew. 89 00:05:24,127 --> 00:05:26,528 I want you to think of me as more of a grown-up. 90 00:05:26,530 --> 00:05:29,030 - I have an idea. - Define "grown-up." 91 00:05:29,032 --> 00:05:32,000 I can go buy t-shirts whenever I want. 92 00:05:32,002 --> 00:05:34,102 And how do you make the money to do that? 93 00:05:34,104 --> 00:05:36,504 I don't have to. I'm a kid. 94 00:05:36,506 --> 00:05:39,741 Riley, grown-ups have responsibilities. 95 00:05:39,743 --> 00:05:42,010 Idea idea idea! Idea idea idea! 96 00:05:42,012 --> 00:05:43,978 What's the matter, Auggie? 97 00:05:43,980 --> 00:05:46,281 Is no one believing that the little kid could possibly have an idea 98 00:05:46,283 --> 00:05:48,516 about how we could raise our older child? 99 00:05:48,518 --> 00:05:51,886 Let Riley be my babysitter. 100 00:05:51,888 --> 00:05:53,588 Holy moly! 101 00:05:54,523 --> 00:05:58,760 All hail August Matthews! Yeah! 102 00:05:58,762 --> 00:06:02,831 - King of apartment 26! - Long live me! 103 00:06:02,833 --> 00:06:04,733 Whoo! 104 00:06:04,735 --> 00:06:06,901 Auggie, you think your sister's ready 105 00:06:06,903 --> 00:06:08,269 for that kind of responsibility? 106 00:06:08,271 --> 00:06:10,672 I would put my life in her hands. 107 00:06:12,108 --> 00:06:15,110 Aww, Auggie, you really want me to babysit you? 108 00:06:15,112 --> 00:06:16,611 Yes. I trust you. 109 00:06:16,613 --> 00:06:18,308 Catch me! 110 00:06:18,339 --> 00:06:25,086 - Ten bucks an hour. - The king's on the floor. 111 00:06:25,088 --> 00:06:27,288 Five bucks an hour. 112 00:06:27,290 --> 00:06:28,790 Hey, Auggie, 113 00:06:28,792 --> 00:06:30,325 you really want Riley to be your babysitter? 114 00:06:30,327 --> 00:06:32,761 Riley makes me smiley. 115 00:06:37,233 --> 00:06:40,235 So, how'd you get mommy to go out with you? 116 00:06:40,237 --> 00:06:43,138 We're married. She has to. 117 00:06:43,140 --> 00:06:45,173 Should I get married someday? 118 00:06:45,175 --> 00:06:47,041 If you find somebody like mommy. 119 00:06:47,043 --> 00:06:51,746 - What about Mrs. ducksberry? - Your kindergarten teacher? 120 00:06:51,748 --> 00:06:53,248 Hubba hubba. 121 00:06:54,683 --> 00:06:56,684 How's the tie coming along? 122 00:06:56,686 --> 00:07:00,655 One bunny ear goes over the other bunny ear. 123 00:07:00,657 --> 00:07:05,193 - How do I look? - Like a shoe. 124 00:07:05,195 --> 00:07:08,129 Great. Mama loves shoes. 125 00:07:10,266 --> 00:07:13,768 - Well, how do I look? - Wow. 126 00:07:13,770 --> 00:07:16,037 - You look wow. - Wow is good? 127 00:07:16,039 --> 00:07:19,174 Wow's amazing. When am I gonna look wow? 128 00:07:19,176 --> 00:07:21,776 Oh, honey, you already do. 129 00:07:23,879 --> 00:07:27,949 Yeah, but not with the bam! And the boom! 130 00:07:29,084 --> 00:07:31,352 And the... you know. 131 00:07:32,855 --> 00:07:35,156 Daddy's going to love the way you look. 132 00:07:35,158 --> 00:07:35,858 Thank you, honey. 133 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:38,660 But you want to know one of the reasons I married your father? 134 00:07:38,662 --> 00:07:41,262 - Yeah. - He loves me no matter how I look. 135 00:07:47,236 --> 00:07:51,372 - Wow. - Wow. 136 00:07:51,374 --> 00:07:56,277 - And bam, boom! - Absolutely. 137 00:07:56,279 --> 00:07:59,013 You look stunning. 138 00:07:59,015 --> 00:08:02,217 - Happy anniversary, Topanga. - You too, Cory. 139 00:08:05,087 --> 00:08:08,122 - What's up with the, uh... - Oh, Auggie did it. 140 00:08:08,124 --> 00:08:09,289 It's magnificent. 141 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:13,127 No going to my room until I tell you, okay, Riley? 142 00:08:13,129 --> 00:08:15,797 Deal. 143 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:18,766 Aw, look at you two, all dressed up. 144 00:08:18,768 --> 00:08:20,668 - Going out for dinner? - Ba ba Sushi. 145 00:08:20,670 --> 00:08:22,370 Ooh, you hipster! 146 00:08:22,372 --> 00:08:26,074 And then a horse-drawn carriage and a play. 147 00:08:26,076 --> 00:08:28,343 Ooh, you 80-year-old man. 148 00:08:30,045 --> 00:08:32,046 And then jazz night at mudbone. 149 00:08:32,048 --> 00:08:34,249 Now we're playin'! 150 00:08:34,251 --> 00:08:35,984 That's why I married him. 151 00:08:35,986 --> 00:08:37,986 Yeah, we're sophisticated adults. 152 00:08:37,988 --> 00:08:39,954 With a sophisticated babysitter, right? 153 00:08:39,956 --> 00:08:42,724 - The kid's in good hands. - We're sure he is. 154 00:08:42,726 --> 00:08:45,093 - We trust you completely. - Good night. 155 00:08:49,265 --> 00:08:52,000 Yeah, I don't believe this for a second. 156 00:08:52,002 --> 00:08:55,937 - I don't blame ya! - Yeah, let's talk. 157 00:08:55,939 --> 00:08:59,307 Man, you just can't get out of here without the life lesson thing, can ya? 158 00:08:59,309 --> 00:09:01,843 Oh, please, like I had something planned. 159 00:09:03,146 --> 00:09:05,079 Say hello to your new best friend. 160 00:09:06,482 --> 00:09:08,182 Hello, egg. 161 00:09:08,184 --> 00:09:09,884 You gonna introduce us, Riley? 162 00:09:09,886 --> 00:09:11,853 Okay, um, mom, 163 00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:14,355 this is Amanda mcscrambleface. 164 00:09:14,357 --> 00:09:17,025 She is lovely. 165 00:09:17,027 --> 00:09:19,093 Oh, mom, you, too? 166 00:09:19,095 --> 00:09:23,898 - Yeah, I'm with him. - Draw a face on her. 167 00:09:25,968 --> 00:09:28,169 Okay, we're doing the whole "take care of an egg" thing? 168 00:09:28,171 --> 00:09:29,304 'Cause I've seen this. 169 00:09:29,306 --> 00:09:31,105 Not the way we're gonna do it. 170 00:09:31,107 --> 00:09:33,107 Yeah, there's a big twist at the end. 171 00:09:33,109 --> 00:09:36,444 So, uh, tell us about your new friend, Riley. 172 00:09:36,446 --> 00:09:38,913 What are her hopes, what are her dreams? 173 00:09:38,915 --> 00:09:41,916 Amanda makes friends very easily. 174 00:09:41,918 --> 00:09:44,118 Everybody likes her. She's a good egg. 175 00:09:45,521 --> 00:09:48,289 We're going to go backpacking through Europe someday. 176 00:09:48,291 --> 00:09:52,226 Wow. Okay, well, before you do, may I hold her? 177 00:09:52,228 --> 00:09:55,029 Sure. She's a people person. 178 00:09:55,031 --> 00:09:56,531 Hi, wiley's mom. 179 00:09:56,533 --> 00:10:00,168 You wook wow. 180 00:10:02,504 --> 00:10:06,808 Thank you, Amanda. That's very sweet. 181 00:10:06,810 --> 00:10:07,875 Do it. 182 00:10:10,179 --> 00:10:14,148 No! What is the point of this horrible lesson? 183 00:10:15,851 --> 00:10:18,119 This is an egg you knew for a minute. 184 00:10:18,121 --> 00:10:20,922 We're giving you responsibility for our child. 185 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:24,225 We all love him. Don't drop him. 186 00:10:26,061 --> 00:10:27,983 So, clean Amanda up and have a good night! 187 00:10:28,014 --> 00:10:28,514 Bye! 188 00:10:32,001 --> 00:10:33,568 You're my real brother! 189 00:10:33,570 --> 00:10:37,138 I can't breathe! 190 00:10:40,042 --> 00:10:43,044 - Okay! I fed ya. - Pbj! 191 00:10:43,046 --> 00:10:46,047 - I pajama'd ya. - PJ! 192 00:10:46,049 --> 00:10:49,417 - I sent ya to the bathroom. - P! 193 00:10:49,419 --> 00:10:52,053 So, I get to see your room now? 194 00:10:52,055 --> 00:10:54,222 It'll 'splode your brain! 195 00:10:54,224 --> 00:10:57,258 What up, weirdoes? 196 00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:59,927 - Maya! - Maya? 197 00:10:59,929 --> 00:11:02,397 Every babysitter needs a babysitter's best friend. 198 00:11:02,399 --> 00:11:06,267 - Come on up! - She shouldn't be here on our night. 199 00:11:06,269 --> 00:11:08,369 Why can't it be our night with Maya? 200 00:11:08,371 --> 00:11:10,204 I haven't showed you my room. 201 00:11:10,206 --> 00:11:12,073 - "Red planet diaries!" - Ooh! 202 00:11:12,075 --> 00:11:13,541 Tonight's the season finale! 203 00:11:28,024 --> 00:11:30,892 Previously, on "red planet diaries"... 204 00:11:30,894 --> 00:11:33,161 Oh, blarg. I know I'm from earth 205 00:11:33,163 --> 00:11:35,296 and not used to your martian customs yet, 206 00:11:35,298 --> 00:11:39,133 but I think I'm in love with your other head. 207 00:11:39,135 --> 00:11:41,202 But what's he have that I don't have? 208 00:11:41,204 --> 00:11:44,472 Uh, I'm right here. 209 00:11:44,474 --> 00:11:47,542 I'm going to my room now. Riley, are you coming? 210 00:11:47,544 --> 00:11:49,277 Yeah yeah, just gimme a sec. 211 00:12:10,466 --> 00:12:14,135 Where's the train? We're gonna be late for dinner. 212 00:12:14,137 --> 00:12:18,139 ...Broken down, all trains half hour late. 213 00:12:18,141 --> 00:12:20,041 - Thank you. - Thank you. 214 00:12:23,078 --> 00:12:24,278 Maybe we can get a cab? 215 00:12:29,284 --> 00:12:30,918 Nope. 216 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,453 Looks like we're gonna have to miss our carriage ride. 217 00:12:32,455 --> 00:12:36,457 No horseys? But it's our "nanoversary." 218 00:12:36,459 --> 00:12:37,956 We've been married fifteen years. 219 00:12:37,987 --> 00:12:41,025 That's the longest anyone has ever been married to a Topanga. 220 00:12:42,965 --> 00:12:46,067 I wanted to give you a night of romance and music. 221 00:13:00,983 --> 00:13:03,417 That's really very good. 222 00:13:03,419 --> 00:13:05,720 I appreciate it. 223 00:13:05,722 --> 00:13:09,357 You should consider doing this for a living. 224 00:13:09,359 --> 00:13:13,227 Thank you for changing my life. 225 00:13:13,229 --> 00:13:15,596 It's really a beautiful song. What do you call it? 226 00:13:15,598 --> 00:13:18,166 - What's your name? - Topanga. 227 00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:22,103 - My name's Cory. - I'm calling it "Topanga." 228 00:13:23,572 --> 00:13:24,639 Thank you. 229 00:13:27,709 --> 00:13:29,610 Oh, blarg's other head, 230 00:13:29,612 --> 00:13:32,513 if only we could run off together, without... 231 00:13:32,515 --> 00:13:36,284 - You know... - Actually, there is a way. 232 00:13:36,286 --> 00:13:37,618 What is it?! 233 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,654 What is it? 234 00:13:39,656 --> 00:13:42,290 - No! - No more TV! 235 00:13:42,292 --> 00:13:45,259 - Auggie, we were watching that. - Give it back, runt! 236 00:13:45,261 --> 00:13:46,460 You're a runt! 237 00:13:46,462 --> 00:13:50,064 And you're the worst babysitter in the world! 238 00:13:51,266 --> 00:13:54,435 You shouldn't watch TV when you babysit your brother! 239 00:13:54,437 --> 00:13:58,606 Auggie, where are you going with that? 240 00:13:58,608 --> 00:14:02,476 I'm going to throw it out the window! 241 00:14:02,478 --> 00:14:04,645 - You wouldn't dare. - I will do it! 242 00:14:04,647 --> 00:14:06,714 I will do it, lady! 243 00:14:09,251 --> 00:14:11,452 Aww, look at those two. 244 00:14:11,454 --> 00:14:13,654 You think it's their "nanoversary"? 245 00:14:13,656 --> 00:14:15,523 Think she kissed him up against the lockers 246 00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:17,158 while they were handcuffed together? 247 00:14:28,136 --> 00:14:31,606 Heh, well, that would make them a very exciting couple. 248 00:14:31,608 --> 00:14:35,076 Oh, they are. And then she proposed to him. 249 00:14:35,078 --> 00:14:36,177 At their graduation. 250 00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:38,279 Will you marry me? 251 00:14:43,418 --> 00:14:45,553 And he was very smart and said yes. 252 00:14:45,555 --> 00:14:47,188 And they lived happily ever after. 253 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,323 Until their fifteenth anniversary. 254 00:14:49,325 --> 00:14:51,125 When the subway didn't come. 255 00:14:51,127 --> 00:14:54,362 Except good things come when you least expect it. 256 00:14:54,364 --> 00:14:57,098 Like maybe I got that bracelet you had your eye on in my pocket. 257 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,800 - Really? - No. 258 00:14:59,802 --> 00:15:01,469 Ring made of candy. 259 00:15:05,140 --> 00:15:06,607 Cory? 260 00:15:06,609 --> 00:15:10,478 Topanga Matthews, will you marry me again? 261 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:14,081 Anytime you want. 262 00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:15,650 Mmm! Mmm! 263 00:15:15,652 --> 00:15:16,717 Blue raspberry! 264 00:15:20,122 --> 00:15:22,089 - Oh, thank you, thank you. - Thank you. 265 00:15:22,091 --> 00:15:24,392 Who needs a play? We're in our own. 266 00:15:24,394 --> 00:15:27,128 The only thing we didn't get was... 267 00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:29,010 horse-drawn carriage. 268 00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:34,201 Excuse me. Um, it's our anniversary and we're weird. 269 00:15:34,203 --> 00:15:36,337 Could I borrow your horsey for a minute? 270 00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:39,774 Thank you. 271 00:15:39,776 --> 00:15:42,743 - M'lady? - Don't mind if I do. 272 00:15:47,649 --> 00:15:51,285 Ho! Okay okay! Okay! 273 00:15:51,287 --> 00:15:54,188 Thank you. Thank you. 274 00:15:55,217 --> 00:15:57,458 There's only one thing that could make this night better. 275 00:15:57,460 --> 00:16:00,528 - You miss the kids? - I do. 276 00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:03,130 I do too. 277 00:16:03,132 --> 00:16:04,329 Let's go home and spy on 'em! 278 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:07,301 Shouldn't we trust Riley and Auggie that nothing will go wrong? 279 00:16:09,439 --> 00:16:11,172 Let's go home and spy on the kids! 280 00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:20,848 You're the worst babysitter in the world! 281 00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:22,498 You're the worst baby in the world! 282 00:16:22,529 --> 00:16:24,251 - So we jump in now? - No, we have faith that 283 00:16:24,253 --> 00:16:27,788 she's gonna handle this like a mature adult, like we are. 284 00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:29,390 You turned it off at the best part. 285 00:16:29,392 --> 00:16:32,660 Easy there, put the remote down nice and easy 286 00:16:32,662 --> 00:16:36,664 - and nobody gets hurt, buddy. - You're not my buddy. 287 00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:39,867 You shouldn't even be here. 288 00:16:39,869 --> 00:16:42,603 Auggie, what's the matter with you? 289 00:16:42,605 --> 00:16:44,705 You're what's the matter with me. 290 00:16:44,707 --> 00:16:47,675 You know what, Maya? You can have Riley. 291 00:16:47,677 --> 00:16:50,911 She'd rather be with you anyway. She's your sister now. 292 00:16:52,514 --> 00:16:55,249 - Auggie! - This is the worst night ever! 293 00:17:05,694 --> 00:17:08,562 - Hi, buddy. - Having fun? 294 00:17:08,564 --> 00:17:10,865 Are you home? 295 00:17:10,867 --> 00:17:12,800 Why are you not fixing this? 296 00:17:12,802 --> 00:17:15,936 Because, Auggie, Riley wants responsibility. 297 00:17:15,938 --> 00:17:18,239 And it's important to let her try. 298 00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:20,241 She has failed. 299 00:17:20,243 --> 00:17:22,543 We believe that she won't fail. 300 00:17:22,545 --> 00:17:24,578 Too late. Go yell at her. 301 00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:26,247 You're really mad at her, huh? 302 00:17:26,249 --> 00:17:27,481 I gave her to Maya, 303 00:17:27,483 --> 00:17:29,517 because she's bad babysitter Riley. 304 00:17:29,519 --> 00:17:32,987 I know that doesn't rhyme, but I'm just so mad! 305 00:17:32,989 --> 00:17:36,290 Auggie, it may seem bad right now, 306 00:17:36,292 --> 00:17:39,493 but I'll make you a bet... you're gonna want her back. 307 00:17:39,495 --> 00:17:42,563 Fine. You lose, you make me a brother. 308 00:17:44,699 --> 00:17:46,934 - Deal. - Hold on. 309 00:17:46,936 --> 00:17:50,704 First we're gonna give her the opportunity to be a good babysitter, okay? 310 00:17:50,706 --> 00:17:52,940 Then brother? 311 00:17:52,942 --> 00:17:55,443 Brother anyway. 312 00:17:55,445 --> 00:17:58,813 Now we'll never know if Ashley the astronaut ends up 313 00:17:58,815 --> 00:18:01,615 with blarg or blarg's other head. 314 00:18:01,617 --> 00:18:03,584 Gee, if only something existed 315 00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:07,354 where we could type in a few words and... 316 00:18:07,356 --> 00:18:09,423 It's not the same! 317 00:18:09,425 --> 00:18:13,928 We were really looking forward to this night and Auggie ruined it. 318 00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:16,964 I think Auggie could say the same thing about me, Riley. 319 00:18:16,966 --> 00:18:19,467 He just wanted to spend time with you. 320 00:18:19,469 --> 00:18:20,935 You're really lucky to have that. 321 00:18:20,937 --> 00:18:24,505 I know. It's like we don't pay attention to the people 322 00:18:24,507 --> 00:18:26,841 who really care about us. 323 00:18:26,843 --> 00:18:28,943 Ladies! 324 00:18:28,945 --> 00:18:31,045 Get lost, Farkle, we can't pay attention to you right now. 325 00:18:31,047 --> 00:18:34,315 But I feel like when we don't have school I'm not even part of the story. 326 00:18:35,784 --> 00:18:38,552 There's someone who really cares about me, 327 00:18:38,554 --> 00:18:41,689 and I'm not letting him know that I care about him too. 328 00:18:41,691 --> 00:18:44,592 Ooh, maybe I am part of the story. 329 00:18:44,594 --> 00:18:48,062 And I really love the little guy. 330 00:18:48,064 --> 00:18:51,332 And all he wanted to do was show me his room. 331 00:18:51,334 --> 00:18:53,067 How did you know? 332 00:18:56,705 --> 00:18:58,405 I gotta go talk to Auggie. 333 00:19:02,077 --> 00:19:04,044 Well well, alone at last. 334 00:19:04,046 --> 00:19:06,380 Yes, you are. 335 00:19:08,950 --> 00:19:10,851 You know where to find me. 336 00:19:14,456 --> 00:19:17,358 Okay, Mr. googly. You're my sister now. 337 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:21,362 But don't you want to give Riley one more chance? 338 00:19:21,364 --> 00:19:23,464 No, it's you and me! 339 00:19:24,733 --> 00:19:26,600 Oh, it's you. 340 00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:31,105 I went into your room looking for you. 341 00:19:31,107 --> 00:19:35,042 I saw what you did. I'm so sorry. 342 00:19:35,044 --> 00:19:37,545 It could've been the best night ever. 343 00:19:37,547 --> 00:19:40,614 - Maybe it still can be. - How? 344 00:19:49,925 --> 00:19:51,559 Arrgh! 345 00:19:51,561 --> 00:19:54,028 How did you do this?! 346 00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:54,797 Demolition. 347 00:19:54,828 --> 00:19:57,865 Open late tonight and I have no curfew at all. 348 00:19:57,867 --> 00:20:00,568 Now, where's all your treasure, matey? 349 00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:02,970 We're being boarded by blondebeard! 350 00:20:08,744 --> 00:20:11,111 Oh! 351 00:20:11,113 --> 00:20:13,581 Thanks for letting me stick around tonight, Auggie. 352 00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:15,583 You're not such a bad pirate. 353 00:20:16,785 --> 00:20:20,788 So, can we keep her? 354 00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:23,791 Yeah. But you and me are brother and sister again. 355 00:20:25,527 --> 00:20:28,395 - Then who am I? - You're the one who walks the plank! 356 00:20:28,397 --> 00:20:30,397 I can't swim! 357 00:20:34,402 --> 00:20:35,603 You win. 358 00:20:35,605 --> 00:20:39,506 - No brother? - No. I'm the brother. 359 00:20:41,776 --> 00:20:45,446 - Ha! - Ha! Ha! 360 00:20:45,448 --> 00:20:48,515 Best anniversary night ever. 361 00:20:48,517 --> 00:20:50,918 You, me and the kids. 362 00:20:51,886 --> 00:20:53,454 And Farkle. 363 00:20:54,889 --> 00:20:57,191 Do it. 364 00:20:57,193 --> 00:21:00,027 It's beautiful! 365 00:21:09,971 --> 00:21:12,039 - Smells good. - What are we having? 366 00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:15,743 Cory's breakfast special... scrambled eggs! 367 00:21:15,745 --> 00:21:17,044 Seriously? 368 00:21:17,046 --> 00:21:20,147 You cooked the entire mcscrambleface family? 369 00:21:21,716 --> 00:21:23,651 Yeah. Yum yum. Eat 'em up. 370 00:21:23,653 --> 00:21:26,954 That was Amanda's best friend. 371 00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:29,723 She used to come in through her bedroom window every night, 372 00:21:29,725 --> 00:21:32,059 and they'd talk for hours. 373 00:21:32,061 --> 00:21:33,560 Okay. 374 00:21:35,130 --> 00:21:38,599 That was mama mcscrambleface. 375 00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,834 She used to look wow. 376 00:21:46,107 --> 00:21:47,608 Who'd I get? 377 00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:50,644 You got baby brother mcscrambleface. 378 00:21:50,646 --> 00:21:52,012 He was my favorite. 379 00:21:52,014 --> 00:21:54,815 You monster. 380 00:21:56,217 --> 00:21:58,552 Out for pancakes?