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♪ Gingy, who did you harm? ♪
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♪ Gingy, who ate your arm? ♪
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GINGERBREAD MAN: It was...
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Santa!
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(thunder rumbles)
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No!
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This is pretty dark.
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We will rescue you, Gingy!
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Wait till they get to the North Pole
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to avenge his death
and take it way too far.
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♪ Santa's been a bad boy,
and that's not right ♪
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♪ The white-bearded
devil's gonna die tonight! ♪
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But I'm proud of that. They
worked really hard on it.
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(screaming)
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Do you want to visit the prop closet?
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(screaming continues)
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(door opening)
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(Foster screams)
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Okay, just two more hours,
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and then it's ten days
down a wine bottle.
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(door opens, closes)
(giggles)
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Oh, my gosh.
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All this sneaking around, I
feel like gay guys in the '50s.
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I can't believe you're
going to London tonight.
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I'm gonna miss you so much.
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- Come with me.
- What?
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Spend Christmas with
my family in London.
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That's, like, skipping
seven relationship steps.
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- What do you mean?
- Do you really want your whole family
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to meet the weird American
girl that you're making out with
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in a prop closet who's also your boss?
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- Yeah. - Everything's been
going really, really well.
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What if I use the wrong fork?
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You won't use the wrong fork,
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'cause I'll make sure
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that you-you don't.
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No, it'll be very casual.
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And I don't care what they think,
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'cause I like you, and I want
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to spend Christmas with you in London.
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I've never been to Europe. I...
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We'll stroll through Hyde Park,
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empty townhouses owned
by Russian billionaires.
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We're gonna go to Big Ben.
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I'll take on-on the wheel, the Eye.
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We'll eat cheese on the
wheel and-and make out.
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Uh, we're gonna ride black
taxicabs even to places
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where we don't need to
go and we're not invited.
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- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Yes!
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(laughter)
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Okay, Alan.
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You did your best.
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Why did I agree to ride to
the airport with everyone?
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I'm an aspiring millionaire.
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I should be taking a Town Car,
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not packed six-deep
like a Hasidic family
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going to the bulk foods store.
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Relax, Schmidt, we're
all riding together
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so that we can hang out
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before we all go to our
magical destinations.
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Magical? I'm going back
home to Long Island,
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the birthplace of the female crew cut.
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Yeah, and I'm going all the
way to New York because my mom
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wants to hand-deliver a
Christmas card to Matt Lauer,
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but you, Jess,
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you're going...
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BOTH: To London!
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(in English accent): 'Ello, guvnor.
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You got to stop it with that accent.
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- Fancy a tickle?
- Borderline racist.
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Check it out. I'm coming in
hot with gifts for the family.
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- I'm ready for anything.
- Is that a wallet necklace?
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Yeah, so I don't get pickpocketed.
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Smart. Keep that money
away from them Gypsies.
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Are you nervous about
meeting his family?
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No, no. Yes.
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All right, here's the plan.
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We're at O'Hare at 8:00,
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O'Leary's at 9:00, we're drunk by 6:00.
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See what I did there? We're
dinking on the plane. (laughs)
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Man, I love Christmas Eve Eve
at O'Leary's.
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I always get laid. See, here,
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I'm a six, sixish.
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Uh, but I'm a Chicago ten.
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Yeah. I'm a six, man?
Maybe a little higher.
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- Seven.
- But I'm... I'm a seven, thank you.
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Plus Nick is dating Kai now,
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which means I'm getting the butt.
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I'm getting all the butt.
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I made you guys some snack bags.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Oh.
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You're like my mom,
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but in ways I can appreciate.
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Hey, Coach, what's taking you so long?
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There he is.
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COACH: I know what you're all thinking.
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You think I'm selfish
for going on vacation
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instead of going to
Detroit to see my family.
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Not thinking that; very defensive.
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I live with a million
people. Four people.
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There are going to be a million
people at my mother's house.
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I need some me time. And
yes, I will be sad to miss
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my baby niece and all
of her Christmas joy,
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but I've made a decision
that I'm happy with,
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and it hasn't been
giving me stomach pains.
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-You seem really great.
- Yeah.
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- I feel good.
- Can we please go?!
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- Yeah!
- Let's go to the airport!
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BOTH: Christmas!
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(whooping)
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- I'm getting in.
- No, no, no, no.
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- Too late.
- Okay.
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Oh, yeah.
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Loving the new Ford Fusion!
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- You don't stink at all, man.
- Nice.
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- Are you wet?
- Just my bottom.
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Check out how roomy this is.
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You could open a hat store in here.
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- Why would I do that?
- That tree's cool.
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- What's it doing?
- It coaches you to drive more efficiently.
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Oh, look at that. Your
name is Coach. That's fun.
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I don't know why that's
fun to me, but it is.
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Pretty funny, I...
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Hey, Outside Dave, will
you take a holiday picture?
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Well, I'd prefer to paint you,
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but it appears time
is pressed against us.
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(groans)
(Schmidt cries out)
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All right.
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Let me get a good filter.
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Okay, now pretend
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you're really thirsty,
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but the only thing that
can quench your thirst
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is the tears from a
golden retriever. Go.
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Oh, that's good.
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Aaaaaand....
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got it.
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MAN (over P.A.): Welcome to Los
Angeles International Airport.
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(announcement continues indistinctly)
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♪ I don't know where Santa goes ♪
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♪ 11 months of the year ♪
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♪ I just know I love you so ♪
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♪ And Christmastime is here ♪
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- ♪ It's cold outside... ♪
- Excuse me, what's going on?
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Midwest storm. Everything's delayed.
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God have mercy on us all.
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Ow! Ow!
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Move, white bitch!
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Ryan, hi. (sighs)
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My flight's delayed.
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Please tell your parents
this is not like me.
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I am never late.
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On time or naked is what I always say.
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I've never said that. (chuckles)
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I'll be fully clothed, but late.
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I'll talk to you later.
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Okay, I got this. Coach,
your flight's okay.
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Thanks, Jess. I'm going to go find
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a charging station so I can,
uh, call my niece before Hawaii.
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Everyone stop looking at me!
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Cece and Schmidt,
you're on the red-eye.
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The red-eye? What do I
look like, a 24-year-old
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who's too afraid to break up
with his college girlfriend?
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I mean, thank you for this.
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Nick and Winston, I got you guys.
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Next.
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Hi. Hi.
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First and foremost, I'd like to
wish you a very merry Christmas.
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Next.
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Uh, right. (chuckles)
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Um, my friends are trying
to get on the Chicago flight.
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Uh, Winston Bishop and Nick Miller.
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Yeah, standby, tenth
and 11th on the list.
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I really appreciate that,
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but...
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is there any way you could get...
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Nope. And now they're 12th and 13th.
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I'm sorry. I was...
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Don't apologize. 14, 15.
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I didn't apologize.
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16, 17.
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Sir.
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You seem like a reasonable person.
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I'm not and you're at 18 and 19.
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- Okay... You know what?
- (blows raspberry)
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You want mean, I'll give you mean.
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I hope your mom falls down the stairs
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and she hurts parts of herself.
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I hate my mom. Back to 16 and 17.
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- Thank you.
- Don't thank me. 18, 19.
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It's Christmas.
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Oh, I didn't know that.
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I thought they just did a black
version of Annie for no reason.
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20, 21.
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- You...
- 22, 23.
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- But...
- 24, 25.
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- Sir.
- They're on the wing, dear.
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Next?
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- No.
- Next?
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(loud clamoring)
WOMAN: Stop pushing.
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MAN (over P.A.): Flight 202
to Dallas - Fort Worth cancelled.
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(groans)
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Hey, let's wait in
the first-class lounge,
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like the other HBO GO subscribers.
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- You're a member?
- Cece, I grew up on the mean streets
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of Long Island, just gazing up
at the Manhattan city skyline,
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thinking, "You know what,
one day, I'm gonna get there."
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That first-class
lounge is my Manhattan.
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"Greatest discovery of all time
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"is that a person can change his future
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by merely changing his attitude."
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Oprah Winfrey.
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Sir, may I help you? Are you a member?
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I just had an incredible layover.
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Flew in from Istanbul. I just
need to lay down for a while.
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- I'm a little...
- Okay? Certainly. Uh, do you have
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a first-class ticket
or a membership card?
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Do I have a... a membership card?
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Let me ask you something.
I tend to, uh...
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tend to deal with, uh,
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- Sarah Beth.
- I'm not aware of a Sarah Beth, sir.
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The last time I talked to her,
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she was suffering from the diabetes.
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Is she still on the inhaler?
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- Uh...
- Did she pass?
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She passed, didn't she?
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- I'm afraid I...
- I'm gonna need a minute.
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I'm just gonna go inside,
sit down, just kind of take...
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- Are you a member, sir?
- Am I a mem...?
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Can we just get two
guest passes, please?
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- Of course.
- Thank you.
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That's a real thing... guest passes?
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Yes, sir.
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Okay. It's a debit card.
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Is Ro-Ro done yet? Damn.
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Okay, uh, have her call me,
but m-my phone's about to d...
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(beeping)
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My ph... Hello?
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Damn it.
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Really? Phone and a laptop?
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You're playing solitaire?
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Is that a keyboard?
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Dude, come on!
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Why we should've taken trains.
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The sky's too fickle.
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It's the play place for butterflies.
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JESS: "Can't wait to see you.
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House at the end of the lane"?
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no.
- What?
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This is where Ryan lives.
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- Whoa!
- What?
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It's a gorgeous mansion.
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He said it was casual.
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Does "casual" mean something
very different in England?
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Like... like "we own England"?
256
00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:53,640
That's some McDuck money!
257
00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,850
That's "do whatever I want" money.
258
00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,310
- Exactly. - You better learn
how to ride a polo horse.
259
00:08:58,350 --> 00:09:00,150
It's actually a polio horse.
260
00:09:00,180 --> 00:09:02,220
Uh, originally they were
bred as helper horses
261
00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,350
for people with polio,
but I don't think anything
262
00:09:04,390 --> 00:09:06,350
of what I just said was correct, so...
263
00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,840
What is...? Are you all right?
264
00:09:08,860 --> 00:09:10,130
Hey. My flight's delayed.
265
00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:11,690
Might not even meet
his very rich family.
266
00:09:11,730 --> 00:09:14,400
Anyway, you guys should
go to your-your gate.
267
00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:17,650
Get out of here, you
Christmas... packages.
268
00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:20,100
- All right. Merry Christmas.
- All right, let's... Yeah.
269
00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:21,870
- Okay. Yeah.
- All of that good stuff.
270
00:09:21,910 --> 00:09:23,670
- See you later.
- Safe travels.
271
00:09:23,710 --> 00:09:24,910
(cell phone chiming)
272
00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,210
(sighs)
273
00:09:27,950 --> 00:09:29,810
(cell phone chimes)
274
00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:33,250
Is that a falcon wearing a necklace?
275
00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:39,950
- Can I help you?
- Sir...
276
00:09:40,530 --> 00:09:42,500
I'd like the strongest drink you have,
277
00:09:42,530 --> 00:09:44,600
and also a wine spritzer on the side
278
00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:46,900
in case I don't like it.
279
00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:48,570
(mouths): Thank you.
280
00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:52,320
MAN: Looks like somebody's not so merry.
281
00:09:53,140 --> 00:09:54,680
Come on.
282
00:09:54,710 --> 00:09:55,940
Are you...?
283
00:09:55,980 --> 00:09:57,950
(chuckles softly)
284
00:09:57,980 --> 00:09:59,780
Okay, um... that's silly.
285
00:09:59,820 --> 00:10:01,520
I really want this to be true.
286
00:10:01,550 --> 00:10:03,420
What seems to be troubling you?
287
00:10:03,450 --> 00:10:05,720
I just found out that my
boyfriend is... is really rich,
288
00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,860
and there's no way his
parents are gonna like me,
289
00:10:07,890 --> 00:10:09,590
and he's... Well, have you ever
290
00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:11,460
thought that the world
is just full of sloths,
291
00:10:11,490 --> 00:10:13,530
and then one day, this
beautiful lion walks in?
292
00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,700
Actually, you've probably
never thought that way, Santa.
293
00:10:15,730 --> 00:10:17,730
Can I just go ahead and call you Santa?
294
00:10:17,730 --> 00:10:20,270
Anyway, should I just bail on this trip?
295
00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:22,300
Hmm, sounds complicated.
296
00:10:22,340 --> 00:10:23,740
Yeah. Why don't you
297
00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:25,470
come with me to the family bathroom,
298
00:10:25,510 --> 00:10:27,810
sit on my lap, and I'll give you
299
00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,110
the sleigh ride you'll never forget?
300
00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:31,550
What? Santa!
301
00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:32,780
North Pole.
302
00:10:32,810 --> 00:10:34,220
Player for life.
303
00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:35,720
Get out of here!
304
00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:38,490
Pervert Santa! No cookies for you here,
305
00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:39,750
you white-bearded freak!
306
00:10:39,790 --> 00:10:41,760
Well, well, well.
307
00:10:41,790 --> 00:10:43,960
If it isn't ol' Bangs LaRue.
308
00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:46,490
Don't test me, sweetie. I'll
put your head in a trash can.
309
00:10:46,530 --> 00:10:47,730
Wow.
310
00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:48,960
(chuckles)
311
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,170
You and I are gonna drink.
312
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,900
Wow, this place is just so amazing.
313
00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:56,270
You got to feel this pillow.
314
00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:58,010
Look at this thing. This is the pillow
315
00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:00,520
that all the other pillows
want to have sex with.
316
00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,810
Nice. Look at that guy.
317
00:11:03,850 --> 00:11:06,330
Bet he's the kind of guy
who takes one bite of lobster
318
00:11:06,350 --> 00:11:08,350
and just throws the
rest of it in the trash.
319
00:11:08,380 --> 00:11:09,920
I'd love to do that... just once.
320
00:11:09,950 --> 00:11:11,390
Stupid trash lobster.
321
00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:14,690
He's coming over.
322
00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:15,720
Hello, sir.
323
00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,120
First time in the lounge?
324
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,490
(chuckling): Uh...
325
00:11:18,530 --> 00:11:19,960
What's that, now?
326
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,100
Come on. Why would you say that?
327
00:11:22,130 --> 00:11:23,630
Because of all the pillow squeezing.
328
00:11:23,670 --> 00:11:24,670
I get it.
329
00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:26,200
I get it. I was like you once.
330
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,270
Where are you from?
331
00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:29,440
I'm from New York.
332
00:11:29,470 --> 00:11:30,600
Uh, Manhattan, of course.
333
00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,040
Mainly the money and museum district.
334
00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,040
I can see the Central Park horses
335
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,840
defecating from my window.
336
00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,760
(chuckles) That's funny. So can I.
337
00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:40,550
- Robert Goodwin.
- All right.
338
00:11:40,550 --> 00:11:41,680
- Schmidt.
- Mind if I sit?
339
00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:44,090
Please, go ahead.
340
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,450
WOMAN (over P.A.): Due
to increased security,
341
00:11:45,490 --> 00:11:47,120
please have your picture ID ready.
342
00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,820
All right, here's what we got to do.
343
00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:51,130
We got to convince a
bunch of people not to fly,
344
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,130
and then we're at the top of the list.
345
00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:54,800
It's foolproof...
unless it doesn't work.
346
00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:57,570
Then it didn't work, so I think we got
347
00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,470
a 50-50 chance to do
it, so let's do it.
348
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,470
(both laughing)
349
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,040
Wait.
350
00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:05,470
Ah, yeah, yeah.
351
00:12:05,510 --> 00:12:06,970
- Yeah, let's go.
- Yeah.
352
00:12:07,010 --> 00:12:08,010
What's up, boys?
353
00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,340
Those are the guys
354
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,180
I was just drinking with at the bar.
355
00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,710
Are you sure you guys
356
00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,080
can fly a plane?
357
00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,750
I'm sure it's not a big deal.
358
00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:17,820
I bet the weed will offset the booze.
359
00:12:17,850 --> 00:12:19,750
Ah, hey there, precious.
360
00:12:19,790 --> 00:12:21,090
Yeah, you're quiet now,
361
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,560
but when that air pressure hits you,
362
00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:23,720
you're gonna be screaming
363
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,030
like a cat in the dishwasher.
364
00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:26,530
And I won't stop you.
365
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:28,200
This could be it, so...
366
00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:30,730
if we all die on this
plane, was it worth it?
367
00:12:30,770 --> 00:12:32,700
I say yeah, let's get to Chicago.
368
00:12:32,730 --> 00:12:35,040
Who cares? It's snowing there.
369
00:12:35,070 --> 00:12:36,670
(yells in pain) You gonna bite me?
370
00:12:36,710 --> 00:12:39,170
When we get on the plane,
I'm gonna bite you back.
371
00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:40,840
Breast-feeding is a...
372
00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,910
very sensitive subject for me.
373
00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:44,610
I can help who's next. Sir?
374
00:12:44,650 --> 00:12:46,680
- Uh, sir, he doesn't work here.
- Oh, yes, I do.
375
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,780
- Uh, no, you... - Oh, I'm sorry.
Your flight's been canceled.
376
00:12:48,820 --> 00:12:50,120
The flight has not been canceled.
377
00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:51,550
- Flight's been canceled.
- Security!
378
00:12:51,590 --> 00:12:53,250
Security! Please get
this woman out of here!
379
00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:55,260
- Please get this man...
- She's wearing a fake outfit.
380
00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:56,790
You know what? I don't know...
381
00:12:56,830 --> 00:12:58,860
Debbie, don't start with
me. You're in a mood.
382
00:12:58,890 --> 00:13:00,700
And then he sent me this text.
383
00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:01,730
Oh, my God.
384
00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,600
Where's Anna and Mr. Bates?
385
00:13:03,630 --> 00:13:04,900
- Do you watch Downton?
- Yeah.
386
00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:06,730
I know it's a soap opera, but I like it.
387
00:13:06,770 --> 00:13:08,200
JESS: It's not even about the money.
388
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:09,900
- That's big.
- It's like every new piece
389
00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:11,270
of information I get about him
390
00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:12,870
just makes him more and
more out of my league.
391
00:13:12,910 --> 00:13:14,410
- Mm.
- He'll be nice about it,
392
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,880
but the moment I get there,
393
00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:17,980
everybody will know
I don't belong there.
394
00:13:18,010 --> 00:13:19,880
- Am I being dumb?
- No.
395
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,580
Did I ever tell you about that time
396
00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:23,220
I met my ex-boyfriend's
family over the holidays?
397
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,750
I've known you for 20 minutes.
398
00:13:24,790 --> 00:13:26,990
Well, it was worse than
the last season of Scrubs.
399
00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:28,790
A teaching hospital? Come on!
400
00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:32,060
People think Christmas is
gonna be like Love Actually
401
00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:34,730
and "God Only Knows" is gonna play
402
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:38,130
over their happy ending, but it won't.
403
00:13:38,170 --> 00:13:39,430
Do what I do.
404
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,440
Hide out with a pizza
405
00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,640
and save the big
issues for the New Year.
406
00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:46,170
- Oh, God.
- Don't judge me for eating pizza!
407
00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:47,640
No. My presents are gone.
408
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,640
- What?
- Santa stole my presents.
409
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,610
He was a Reverse Santa.
410
00:13:51,650 --> 00:13:52,910
"Reverse Santa"?
411
00:13:52,950 --> 00:13:54,450
What am I gonna do now?
412
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,050
You can't go now.
413
00:13:57,350 --> 00:13:58,990
You're right.
414
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,820
I can't.
415
00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:08,260
God, I'm drunk at work.
416
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,960
- Sis?
- Hello.
417
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,830
Hey. Let me talk to Ro-Ro.
418
00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:13,770
Hmm-mm. I'm not trying
to make you feel better
419
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,440
about lying naked on the beach
420
00:14:15,470 --> 00:14:17,710
sipping some nonsense
instead of seeing your family.
421
00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:19,140
And are you using the
cuteness of your daughter
422
00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:20,310
to blackmail me to come to Christmas?
423
00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:22,780
Am I? Yeah, I am, actually.
424
00:14:22,810 --> 00:14:24,310
Ro-Ro, it's your Uncle Ernie!
425
00:14:24,350 --> 00:14:26,010
If you can hear me,
get your mom's hair wet,
426
00:14:26,050 --> 00:14:27,650
then get on the phone
while she's freaking out!
427
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:30,520
You want to speak to your
niece, you know where she is.
428
00:14:30,550 --> 00:14:33,050
(groans)
(dial tone drones)
429
00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:34,290
SCHMIDT: Diversification.
430
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,490
That's what it's all about.
431
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:36,660
You know, I keep telling Nick that,
432
00:14:36,690 --> 00:14:37,860
but he won't listen to me.
433
00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:39,190
Hey, man to man.
434
00:14:39,230 --> 00:14:40,470
Anything. What?
435
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:43,730
I'd love to take a run at your girl.
436
00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:45,330
(chuckles) Excuse me?
437
00:14:45,370 --> 00:14:47,540
Now, don't tell me you're exclusive.
438
00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:49,340
Successful men like us,
439
00:14:49,370 --> 00:14:52,010
we don't order just
one item off the menu.
440
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,670
I'll tell you what.
441
00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:57,180
You do this for me,
442
00:14:57,210 --> 00:14:59,650
and I'll do this for you.
443
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:00,850
Gold Select.
444
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:04,990
Gets you into any airport
club in the world...
445
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:06,690
minus New Zealand.
446
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,360
What's going on guys?
447
00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:09,390
Closing some deals?
448
00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:10,560
Well, actually...
449
00:15:10,590 --> 00:15:12,590
No... we are not.
450
00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:16,230
You know what they
call you where I'm from?
451
00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:17,600
A dirty old bitch.
452
00:15:17,630 --> 00:15:19,200
Dirty old "biatch."
453
00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:20,870
"Biatch," just in general.
454
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,570
'Cause I ain't from Manhattan, sir.
455
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,770
I'm from Long Island.
456
00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:27,710
5-1-6, up in your lounge, sucka.
457
00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:30,210
You better calm down, or you're
gonna be kicked out of the...
458
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,550
Good, I don't want to be in this lounge,
459
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:33,080
I don't want to be in any
club that you're a part of.
460
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,550
Okay, am I missing something?
461
00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:36,920
I don't want to be in any lounge or club
462
00:15:36,950 --> 00:15:38,350
that you're a part of, sir.
463
00:15:38,390 --> 00:15:40,550
You dirty old bitch, for good measure.
464
00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:44,290
'Cause I'm from Long Island,
I'll take the railroad... LIRR.
465
00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:45,530
You're embarrassing yourself.
466
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:46,860
SCHMIDT: New York, Long Island.
467
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,600
Billy Joel.
468
00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:50,030
Cece, let's roll.
469
00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:51,070
Okay.
470
00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:55,640
Nassau County.
471
00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:57,470
Billy Joel, one more time.
472
00:15:57,510 --> 00:15:59,470
"Piano Man."
473
00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:00,880
"Goodnight Saigon."
474
00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:02,280
That's a sad one.
475
00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:04,480
Cry about that, you dirty old bitch.
476
00:16:04,510 --> 00:16:07,820
So they go to this bar in
Chicago to get Winston laid...
477
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:10,420
- And one of these guys is your ex?
- Yeah, Nick.
478
00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:12,220
Mm, the nicest thing
I ever did for an ex
479
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:13,650
is give him a ride to the airport.
480
00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:15,090
And for me, that's just going to work,
481
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,160
and I still barely did it.
482
00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:17,890
(laughs)
483
00:16:17,930 --> 00:16:20,630
Okay, please don't take
this as a Christmas miracle.
484
00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:22,630
But what can I do to help?
485
00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:25,470
Do you want to fly first-class
somewhere, like Pittsburgh?
486
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,440
And then tell everyone
you're a Latin pop star?
487
00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:30,810
I did that once, and it's
kind of the perfect Christmas.
488
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,340
You can pass as Latin.
489
00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:36,480
Actually, you know what I'd love?
490
00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:38,250
Hope first class is okay.
491
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,510
And don't freak out, but I
think Paul Dano's on your flight.
492
00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:42,080
And don't thank me, thank her.
493
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,680
But thank me also, because
I'm the one that did it.
494
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:44,790
Wow, this is really amazing.
495
00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:45,820
Thank you, guys.
496
00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:47,690
Don't thank us, go.
497
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,760
Call me if you want
to hang out this week.
498
00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:51,430
I was thinking about
going to the mountains
499
00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:53,090
and crying at some point,
but that's flexible.
500
00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:54,360
All right, I got to bounce
501
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,030
before these people I
bumped come after me.
502
00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:57,800
Don't worry, they deserve it.
503
00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:59,470
I'm being bumped?
504
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,500
You're an idiot, I'm Gold Select.
505
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:03,900
Check it out.
506
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,610
Come on, just tell me what he said.
507
00:17:13,650 --> 00:17:15,200
Without going into specifics,
508
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,100
he disrespected something
more important to me
509
00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:18,470
than any stupid lounge.
510
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,920
Daniel Craig's tailoring?
511
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,170
No.
512
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,620
Something priceless.
513
00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:25,900
- Hey.
- What?
514
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:27,160
I stole you something.
515
00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:28,620
Bam!
516
00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:31,630
You sneaky Indian mouse.
517
00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:32,960
(giggling)
518
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,060
I'm in my own lounge now.
519
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,630
(laughs)
520
00:17:38,170 --> 00:17:40,170
Look, I know this is
kind of dumb to say,
521
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,680
but I really like being your friend.
522
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,850
My friend.
523
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,250
I like being your friend, too.
524
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,420
Yeah.
525
00:17:57,390 --> 00:17:59,060
Merry Christmas, Schmidt.
526
00:17:59,090 --> 00:18:01,360
Merry Christmas, Cecilia.
527
00:18:03,790 --> 00:18:05,360
(sighs)
528
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,260
Is it crazy that I'm
considering going to Detroit
529
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:08,400
instead of Hawaii?
530
00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:09,430
- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.
531
00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:10,670
Yeah, I thought that.
532
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,500
Ooh, this is a fancy seat.
533
00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:13,940
Reminds me of the seat
my grandmother used
534
00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:15,400
to ride up and down the stairs in.
535
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,240
- Hey, Jess.
- Damn thing was comfortable.
536
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:19,340
Thank you, first class is amazing.
537
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:21,680
(sniffs) Smells like
rich people. (chuckles)
538
00:18:21,710 --> 00:18:23,080
I'm so glad.
539
00:18:23,110 --> 00:18:25,180
- These are nice.
- Hey, where are you? Did you board?
540
00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:27,520
Um, yeah, I'm on the plane,
I'm sitting in my seat.
541
00:18:27,550 --> 00:18:29,870
ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Los
Angeles International Airport.
542
00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:32,420
Wait, w... Jess, what was that?
543
00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:34,290
Uh, they're telling me
to turn off my phone.
544
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,590
Uh, we're taking off now.
545
00:18:35,630 --> 00:18:37,030
Jess, hold on, hold on, hold on, J...
546
00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:38,230
How do you change this...?
547
00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:39,460
How do you change this thing?!
548
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,700
To the hits?
549
00:18:40,730 --> 00:18:41,730
I don't know, like top 40?
550
00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:43,400
Jess, what's going on?
551
00:18:43,430 --> 00:18:45,700
I'm not going.
552
00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:47,070
Are you kidding me?
553
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:48,100
You saw the house.
554
00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:49,440
It's too much pressure.
555
00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:51,440
- Je...
- And Santa stole my gifts.
556
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,710
Wait, Santa did what?
557
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,620
What if I do something wrong and...
558
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:56,910
and I lose Ryan?
559
00:18:56,950 --> 00:18:58,110
So, what are you gonna do?
560
00:18:58,150 --> 00:18:59,650
You're gonna spend Christmas alone?
561
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,150
- Sir? We're about to take off.
- Yeah.
562
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:02,550
- We need you to turn off your phone.
- I understand.
563
00:19:02,590 --> 00:19:03,450
I just need one minute.
564
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,620
It's gonna be fine, don't worry.
565
00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:06,820
- I mean, it's cra...
- Sir?
566
00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:08,720
- Now, sir.
- I'm trying to figure something out.
567
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,630
- If she's not getting on a plane.
- Hey, Nick!
568
00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:11,930
This is first class!
569
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,730
Act like you've been somewhere before!
570
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,160
Merry Christmas, Nick.
571
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,760
- Jess, hey!
- Sir.
572
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,440
(whistling)
573
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,610
NICK: Jess.
574
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,450
You're not spending Christmas alone.
575
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,080
Oh, no.
576
00:19:31,110 --> 00:19:32,580
You're going to England.
577
00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:33,920
What are you guys doing?
578
00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:35,180
Hey, you think you're gonna lose Ryan
579
00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:36,850
'cause you're not good
enough for his stupid family?
580
00:19:36,890 --> 00:19:40,290
Has he ever had five people
get off planes for him?
581
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,530
I-I hadn't gotten on mine, yet.
582
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,430
T-To be fair, we were
in the food court,
583
00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:46,100
- but it's beautiful, keep going, Nick.
- Look, Jess,
584
00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:48,370
we're not getting on our
flights unless you get on yours.
585
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,630
Airport chicken, that's right.
586
00:19:50,670 --> 00:19:52,030
You want to take down
everyone's Christmases?
587
00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:54,270
WINSTON: Don't be that person.
588
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:57,170
You got to go to England,
and you have to just try.
589
00:19:58,180 --> 00:20:00,280
Go to England, Jess, it's worth it.
590
00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:04,210
But my flight's boarding,
and I don't have any gifts,
591
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,120
and there's no way I'm gonna make it.
592
00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:07,620
Oh, no, you are gonna make it, come on.
593
00:20:07,650 --> 00:20:09,410
- Yeah.
- All right, let's go!
594
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,360
JESS: This doesn't seem great.
595
00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:13,790
Okay, you know what, let's go, let's go.
596
00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:14,990
Let's just, let's just run.
597
00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:16,830
Come on, let's go.
598
00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:18,190
(speaks indistinctly)
599
00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:19,430
Let's go.
600
00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:24,230
So, I guess this is good-bye.
601
00:20:24,270 --> 00:20:25,900
(yelling for Jess to leave)
602
00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:30,870
I don't care if there's no time.
603
00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:32,070
I love you guys.
604
00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:34,040
Ah, come on.
605
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,310
Get out of here!
606
00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:36,680
Love doesn't matter!
607
00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:39,050
Merry Christmas.
608
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,550
Bye.
609
00:20:41,890 --> 00:20:45,720
♪ God only knows what
I'd be without you ♪
610
00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:52,130
♪ If you should ever leave me ♪
611
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,400
Give me a little space.
612
00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:57,570
♪ Though life would
still go on, believe me ♪
613
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,900
♪ The world would
show nothing to me ♪
614
00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:01,340
Ugh!
615
00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:03,110
Light a match.
616
00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:05,310
- ♪ So what good would living do me ♪
- Cece, watch.
617
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:07,240
- ♪ God only knows ♪
- Oh, my God.
618
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:10,050
- ♪ What I'd be without you ♪
- Got him.
619
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,250
- ♪ God only knows ♪
- Hi, Ro-Ro.
620
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,250
Uncle Ernie!
621
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,450
♪ God only knows what
I'd be without you ♪
622
00:21:17,490 --> 00:21:20,360
♪ God only knows what
I'd be without you ♪
623
00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:22,430
♪ God only knows ♪
624
00:21:22,460 --> 00:21:26,500
♪ God only knows what
I'd be without you ♪
625
00:21:26,530 --> 00:21:28,530
♪ God only knows what
I'd be without you ♪
626
00:21:28,570 --> 00:21:30,470
♪ God only knows ♪
627
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:34,440
♪ God only knows what
I'd be without you ♪
628
00:21:34,470 --> 00:21:36,440
♪ God only knows what
I'd be without you ♪
629
00:21:36,470 --> 00:21:38,270
♪ God only knows. ♪
630
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:40,340
Hey, I'm here. Are you here?
631
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,150
RYAN: I'm here.
632
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,050
I got your text,
and I came here to surprise you.
633
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:47,370
I'm outside your loft.
Where are you?
634
00:21:47,650 --> 00:21:50,150
Oh, no! No!
635
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,820
I'm in London.
636
00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:55,270
Stay where you are,
I'll be there in 17 hours.