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Previously on Mike & Molly...
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Well, for eight intense weeks,
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I was surrounded
by brilliant novelists
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and poets and playwrights.
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Sounds wonderful.
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No, it was awful.
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They hated my writing.
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- Aw, honey, I'm sorry.
- No, don't be.
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The more they hated it,
the more it drove me.
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I dug deep, I found my voice.
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I bet you have
a beautiful voice.
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No, turns out my voice has
the mouth of a sailor.
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Ooh, that's a spicy blurb.
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That's what the
publisher said...
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when he bought my book.
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Oh!
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What did you do?
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I bought us...
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a brand new car!
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This Dodge Challenger
comes fully equipped
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with a heated steering wheel
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and illuminated cup holders.
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What?
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing?!
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Writing.
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I mean, you know, obviously
not at this exact second.
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But I was trying to write,
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and the drip under the sink was
driving me crazy,
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so I had to get a wrench
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out of the junk drawer,
which is organized.
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You're welcome.
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Turns out that drip was
masking, like, a humming,
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like a high-pitched
brain-piercing hum,
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which actually is not coming
from the fuse box,
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which is now labeled.
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You're welcome.
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Turns out it was
behind this thing,
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which is now all cleaned
out and color-coded.
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You're welcome.
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Still doesn't get
us to the shoe.
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Oh.
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Well, I think
that's pretty obvious.
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The shoe is a, um...
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it's a cry for help.
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Oh, Mol.
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I don't know what
I'm supposed to do.
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I've got a publisher
breathing down my neck,
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and I haven't written
more than a couple of words
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since I got home.
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Sweetie, you got to write.
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You're our meal ticket.
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What can we do to help?
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Nothing, unless you have
enough dirty sex stories
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to fill half a book.
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Okay, you'd better make
a fresh pot of coffee. Oh, God.
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We're gonna be here a while.
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♪ La, la-ba-dee-da ♪
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♪ La, la-ba-dee-da ♪
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♪ For the first time
in my life ♪
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♪ I see love ♪
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♪ I see love ♪
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♪ For the first time
in my life ♪
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♪ I see love ♪
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Don't answer it!
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Don't answer it!
Don't answer it!
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Don't answer it! No!
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Whoa!
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God, why not?
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'Cause it's my publisher.
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And he wants the book.
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Do you have a book to give him?
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'Cause I sure as hell don't.
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Thank God.
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Yeah, she's here.
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Don't. No, no.
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No.
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Wait, scratch that.
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I am mistaken.
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Ms. Flynn is not here.
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That was my reflection
in the mirror.
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She has stepped out and
won't be back for...
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Two... Three-three.
No, two.
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You know, I'm gonna have
to put you on hold for a second.
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♪ Ba-da-da-da-da da-da-da ♪
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♪ Ba-da-da-da-da ♪
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♪ Da-da-da ♪
A week, give me a week.
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♪ Ba-da-da-da-da da-da. ♪
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Thanks for holding.
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Ms. Flynn should be
back in a week.
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All right.
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You, too.
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Thank you.
My pleasure.
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I've dodged many a
phone call in my day.
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AT&T and Rent-A-Center
both think I drowned
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on a white-water rafting trip.
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A week. What am I supposed
to do with a week?
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I don't know, write a book.
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Really?
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What? I just don't
understand the process.
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The process is...
if I don't finish this book,
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they're gonna want
the advance back.
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Which, if you remember,
we blew on a muscle car.
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You blew.
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Really?
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You want to finger-point
right now?
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Okay, all right, I'm sorry.
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Listen.
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I think I know what you need.
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Flynn!
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Get your butt in that seat
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and your fingers
on that keyboard!
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I am sick of hearing
your whiney-ass excuses!
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I want results, not
reasons, so shut your mouth
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and don't get up until
you have typed "The End"!
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Do I make myself clear?!
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Oh, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
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No. No. I should have been
the understanding husband.
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I'm sorry. It's okay.
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You yelled at me!
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And-and now we know
that doesn't work.
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I wish I could help Molly
with her writing,
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but it's beyond my skill set.
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I'm more of a
"take out the trash
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and kill the spiders"
type of husband.
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You're scared of spiders.
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I said "type."
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All right, when was the
last time Molly wrote something?
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At her writers' workshop.
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She came up with all that
kinky stuff in only two months?
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My, the circus orgy alone
was very intricate.
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Yeah.
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The sword-swallower,
the contortionist, you know?
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All those clowns
coming out of that Murphy bed.
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There was a lot of moving parts.
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Wait. You read her book?
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Page by page.
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Every night,
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Victoria picks a section,
and we try to come
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as close as we can to doing
what the characters are doing.
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Have you no decency?
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No, I do not.
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Oh.
Uh, I also have
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no shame, no inhibitions,
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and from the belly button down,
no body hair.
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So that looks like...
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Ah, never mind.
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Let me ask you something.
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Since she's returned,
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have you and Molly been having
regular relations?
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In what world do you think
I'm gonna answer that?
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Well, since she's been back,
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he's been ordering
cottage cheese, so
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someone's seeing him naked.
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Yeah, seems to me
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she was writing a lot
when she wasn't getting any.
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Now that she's back,
you got her off track,
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'cause now she's getting plenty.
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Really, Dr. Seuss?
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Is that your diagnosis?
Well,
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think about it.
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Why do boxers abstain
before a big fight?
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Because it's hard
to pleasure themselves
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with those big gloves?
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It's 'cause sex saps
their strength, all right?
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A little self-denial keeps 'em
focused, sharp, on their game.
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Molly's not a boxer.
She's a writer.
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Who hasn't written a word
ever since she got home
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and started workin'
your heavy bag.
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Please. You're just talking
out of your shaved ass.
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Well, he may have a point.
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In Africa, I had an uncle
who was an artist.
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When starting a new painting,
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he'd go off into the
mountains by himself,
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leaving his many wives at home.
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When he returned, he'd
have a beautiful canvas.
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See? 'Cause he didn't have sex.
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Well, we were never really sure.
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A lot of the paintings
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Ooh.
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No!
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No! No! No!
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God!
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I'm trying to write in there.
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Are you kidding?
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Last time I was in the kitchen,
you were bleaching the grout.
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Well, that's my process, okay?
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So no TV!
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Just because
you can't buckle down
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and write your dirty book, we
all got to live like Mennonites?
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Yes.
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So, what am I supposed to do?
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I don't care!
Go outside and play.
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There's nobody to play with.
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Can't you just go play
by yourself?
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I played with myself yesterday.
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I can't do it again. I'm 60.
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Maybe I'll go ask if the old guy
across the street wants
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to go throw rocks off a bridge.
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What did I tell
you about leaving
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your hemorrhoid
pillow laying around?
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I'm in a flare-up.
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It's like I'm trying
to pass a Chinese throwing star.
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Ew!
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Wow! I bet
we couldn't do that again.
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Okay. Okay, we're gonna
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give this one a 12
for difficulty.
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If we get this one,
we're champions of the world.
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Shh. When you talk, the plunger moves.
Sorry.
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Sorry, I'm nervous.
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U.S.A.!
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U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
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What the hell's going on here?
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She turned off the TV.
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Hey, look at you.
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Hold on.
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Just finishing up.
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How many pages you get done?
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Just the one.
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This is a letter
to your publisher.
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It's a proposal to turn
my novel into a novella.
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What's a novella?
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Oh, it's a novel.
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Just, you know, one with, uh...
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...64 pages.
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You know, that way, I
can just slap a "The End"
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on this sucker and
be done with it.
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So it would just end
in the middle of the story?
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Well, do you have a better idea?
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Because I don't.
You know why?
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'Cause I don't have
ideas anymore.
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I haven't written a single
word since I got back.
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I'm... That's it!
I'm done! I'm tapped!
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No, you're not.
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You have me.
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And together, we will do,
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or not do,
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whatever it takes
to get you writing again.
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Really?
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You can count on it.
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I'm in your corner, champ.
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I'm not gonna shake your hand.
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I love you.
I love you, too.
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S-Sweetie, what-what are you
doing down there?
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Aren't-aren't you supposed
to be working on your book?
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Oh, I am.
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I'm just tweaking the ending.
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Molly!
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Come on!
No!
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I need a little something
to clear my head. No, no!
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You need to keep working,
because Oh.
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I'm-I'm... I'm not in the mood.
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What? You are
always in the mood.
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You tried to get my bra off
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while we were
watching Hotel Rwanda.
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You'd already seen it.
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Mike.
No.
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You know you want to.
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No, not tonight.
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I am... I am so gassy.
262
00:10:13,231 --> 00:10:14,931
I'm gassy.
263
00:10:14,932 --> 00:10:17,567
If you're trying
to repulse me, it's not working.
264
00:10:17,568 --> 00:10:19,436
Molly, no. No.
265
00:10:19,437 --> 00:10:21,705
Oh, maybe. No! No!
266
00:10:21,706 --> 00:10:22,905
Now, no means no!
267
00:10:22,906 --> 00:10:26,341
Now, you call me
when you want to cuddle.
268
00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:41,633
Well, I did it.
I didn't do it.
269
00:10:41,634 --> 00:10:43,834
What?
270
00:10:43,836 --> 00:10:47,071
At 8:55 P.M. last night,
for the first time in his life,
271
00:10:47,072 --> 00:10:49,840
Mike Biggs turned down sex.
272
00:10:49,842 --> 00:10:52,143
Well, I know it was hard.
273
00:10:52,144 --> 00:10:53,944
Literally.
274
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,416
But mark my words,
this is gonna work.
275
00:10:58,417 --> 00:10:59,751
That's what I'm afraid of.
276
00:10:59,752 --> 00:11:02,186
Molly's able to write again,
and instead of having sex,
277
00:11:02,187 --> 00:11:05,088
I'm stuck playing
hemorrhoid ring toss with Vince.
278
00:11:05,090 --> 00:11:08,159
You know, you could just
take a cold shower. Okay.
279
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,528
Plus, there are a lot of
other things besides sex
280
00:11:10,529 --> 00:11:12,096
that can keep a couple together.
281
00:11:12,097 --> 00:11:13,431
Just look at us, huh?
282
00:11:13,432 --> 00:11:14,565
We're not intimate,
283
00:11:14,566 --> 00:11:16,466
yet we still care deeply
about each other.
284
00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:19,937
You know? Concerned about
the other's wants and needs.
285
00:11:19,938 --> 00:11:22,439
Finish each other's...
286
00:11:26,244 --> 00:11:28,345
I'm not saying that.
Come on!
287
00:11:28,347 --> 00:11:30,381
Don't be a...
Jackass! See?
288
00:11:30,382 --> 00:11:32,582
Till death do us part.
289
00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:42,293
What do you want?
290
00:11:42,294 --> 00:11:44,261
I need somewhere
to write, Peggy.
291
00:11:44,262 --> 00:11:47,097
No distractions, no one
to talk to, no Internet.
292
00:11:47,098 --> 00:11:50,568
Just a place where
fun comes to die.
293
00:11:50,569 --> 00:11:52,536
Welcome.
294
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,037
Thank you.
295
00:11:54,039 --> 00:11:56,006
Ooh. It even smells
like solitary confinement.
296
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,508
No need to butter me up.
297
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,375
I said you could stay.
298
00:11:59,377 --> 00:12:01,845
Can I just set up over in here?
Doesn't matter
299
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,780
to me. You're in the way
wherever you are.
300
00:12:03,782 --> 00:12:05,316
You want to bounce anything
301
00:12:05,317 --> 00:12:07,051
off me, just let me know.
302
00:12:07,052 --> 00:12:08,318
Uh, I-I'm good.
303
00:12:08,319 --> 00:12:09,987
No bouncing, just writing.
304
00:12:09,988 --> 00:12:11,321
Understood.
305
00:12:11,323 --> 00:12:13,290
I'm probably
your target audience.
306
00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:14,858
Who cares what I think?
307
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,528
This book isn't exactly
for the churchgoing crowd.
308
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:18,695
Are you kidding?
309
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,631
Have you ever read the Bible?
310
00:12:20,632 --> 00:12:23,634
Sodom and Gomorrah, Lot
sleeping with his daughters.
311
00:12:23,635 --> 00:12:27,203
That book is chock-full
of spilled seed.
312
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,438
Wow. No wonder
you're always going to church.
313
00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,642
For that, and to see who died.
314
00:12:31,643 --> 00:12:34,211
In a way, the holy scriptures
were my gateway
315
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,845
to my shelves of sin.
316
00:12:35,847 --> 00:12:38,915
What-what are you talking
about, your "shelves of sin"?
317
00:12:41,352 --> 00:12:44,921
Oh, my God!
318
00:12:44,922 --> 00:12:46,757
This whole wall is X-rated.
319
00:12:46,758 --> 00:12:48,325
I-I've never noticed it.
320
00:12:48,326 --> 00:12:51,762
I mean, I just assumed
these were all Westerns.
321
00:12:51,763 --> 00:12:54,563
Oh, some of 'em
got horses in 'em.
322
00:12:56,233 --> 00:13:00,904
Personally, I prefer...
a raunchy bodice-ripper.
323
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,304
A good romp in the barouche.
324
00:13:02,306 --> 00:13:04,741
I don't even know
what that means.
325
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,409
Classic erotica.
326
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:10,647
Your Lady Chatterley's,
Story of O, Candy.
327
00:13:10,648 --> 00:13:12,315
"Banned in Paris."
328
00:13:12,316 --> 00:13:14,351
That's all I needed to hear.
329
00:13:14,352 --> 00:13:17,386
Those Frenchies are les pigs.
330
00:13:17,388 --> 00:13:19,823
Peggy, I had no idea.
Oh, yeah.
331
00:13:19,824 --> 00:13:21,658
I've been alone for a long time.
332
00:13:21,659 --> 00:13:25,060
If I didn't have some release,
I'd be a pretty angry woman.
333
00:13:28,465 --> 00:13:31,800
So, these were just out
the whole time Mike was a kid?
334
00:13:31,802 --> 00:13:33,770
I knew he wouldn't get into 'em.
335
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:36,305
Books were as safe
as celery in this house.
336
00:13:53,690 --> 00:13:56,024
She got more than 50% off.
337
00:13:57,827 --> 00:14:00,229
I shouldn't be doing this.
338
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:03,331
It's like watching Ace of
Cakes when I'm on a diet.
339
00:14:08,638 --> 00:14:11,807
That's not right.
340
00:14:11,808 --> 00:14:14,243
Still works.
341
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,012
Hey!
342
00:14:16,013 --> 00:14:17,847
Hey! Where you been all day?
343
00:14:17,848 --> 00:14:19,382
At your mother's,
trying to write.
344
00:14:19,383 --> 00:14:21,616
I thought that was where
fun went to die.
345
00:14:21,618 --> 00:14:23,786
Well, now, it's where
I go to write,
346
00:14:23,787 --> 00:14:25,955
because I wrote 15
of the best pages
347
00:14:25,956 --> 00:14:27,389
I have ever written.
348
00:14:27,390 --> 00:14:28,890
Isn't it great?
349
00:14:28,892 --> 00:14:31,994
Yeah!
350
00:14:31,995 --> 00:14:34,697
Because that means you're gonna
be done soon, right?
351
00:14:34,698 --> 00:14:35,998
Oh, no, no, no.
352
00:14:35,999 --> 00:14:38,634
These new pages have opened up,
like, a whole new subplot.
353
00:14:38,635 --> 00:14:40,401
I think I'm on to a trilogy.
354
00:14:42,872 --> 00:14:45,541
I can't hold out for a trilogy.
355
00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:47,542
What are you talking about?
Oh, nothing.
356
00:14:47,544 --> 00:14:49,044
I mean, just don't get ahead
of yourself, you know?
357
00:14:49,045 --> 00:14:51,113
Finish the first one,
then take a little break.
358
00:14:51,114 --> 00:14:52,414
Maybe, like, a year or two.
359
00:14:52,415 --> 00:14:55,718
You know, just whatever it takes
to recharge the engine.
360
00:14:55,719 --> 00:14:58,686
I don't know. I'm just so happy
to be writing again.
361
00:14:58,688 --> 00:15:02,624
What do you say
we celebrate all my hard work
362
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:05,661
by going upstairs
and making up for last night?
363
00:15:05,662 --> 00:15:07,729
Right now?
Mm-hmm.
364
00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:09,498
Molly, a guy likes
a little foreplay.
365
00:15:09,499 --> 00:15:10,766
Okay.
366
00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:11,900
I'll go up ahead of you.
367
00:15:11,901 --> 00:15:13,267
You can do that grabby thing.
368
00:15:13,269 --> 00:15:15,037
Come on. You do
that grabby thing.
369
00:15:15,038 --> 00:15:16,871
I love that.
No.
370
00:15:16,873 --> 00:15:19,474
Look, I can't just turn
it on like that, okay?
371
00:15:19,475 --> 00:15:21,877
Yeah, you can.
372
00:15:21,878 --> 00:15:25,913
Come on. I'm starting
to take this personally.
373
00:15:27,315 --> 00:15:30,986
Oh, God. Are you not attracted
to me anymore?
374
00:15:30,987 --> 00:15:32,788
Oh, no. Of course I am.
375
00:15:32,789 --> 00:15:34,389
You're beautiful, you're sexy,
376
00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:36,992
you got the cutest
little dimples, but
377
00:15:36,993 --> 00:15:39,694
I can't.
378
00:15:39,695 --> 00:15:41,263
You know what?
379
00:15:41,264 --> 00:15:43,165
I got enough things
destroying my confidence.
380
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:45,232
I don't need you
to be one of 'em.
381
00:15:45,234 --> 00:15:47,269
Molly, wait. I'm doing this
to help you.
382
00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:49,937
How is this helping me?
383
00:15:49,939 --> 00:15:51,606
Okay, well...
384
00:15:51,607 --> 00:15:53,807
How can I put this?
385
00:15:54,643 --> 00:15:57,879
You're like a boxer.
386
00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:01,315
Because I want
to punch you in the face?
387
00:16:02,350 --> 00:16:05,220
No. Because writing
is like fighting.
388
00:16:05,221 --> 00:16:06,921
You got to stay focused.
389
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:11,091
And when we have sex, well,
it... it saps your strength.
390
00:16:11,093 --> 00:16:13,361
What?!
391
00:16:13,362 --> 00:16:15,796
Why do you think
392
00:16:15,798 --> 00:16:17,799
you got so much writing done
in Iowa?
393
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,467
Because I wasn't there
to tempt you.
394
00:16:19,468 --> 00:16:22,903
So, you put all your pent-up
desires onto the page.
395
00:16:22,905 --> 00:16:27,341
Where did you get
such a dopey idea?
396
00:16:27,343 --> 00:16:29,343
Carl.
397
00:16:29,345 --> 00:16:32,146
Carl. Yeah. Really?!
Well, look,
398
00:16:32,147 --> 00:16:34,415
I don't like that he's right,
either, but now we have proof.
399
00:16:34,416 --> 00:16:37,518
15 pages of people doing
all sorts of nasty things
400
00:16:37,519 --> 00:16:39,921
that we didn't get
to do last night.
401
00:16:39,922 --> 00:16:43,191
You're listening to Carl.
402
00:16:43,192 --> 00:16:45,960
I just... I need you
to hear that.
403
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:49,497
Let... let that sink in!
404
00:16:49,498 --> 00:16:51,365
Well, the man's been
wrong his entire life.
405
00:16:51,366 --> 00:16:54,101
You got to figure he's due.
No!
406
00:16:54,102 --> 00:16:55,603
No, you don't. No, you don't,
407
00:16:55,604 --> 00:16:57,305
and especially not
when it's about us.
408
00:16:57,306 --> 00:17:00,841
Okay? Our love is strong
and healthy,
409
00:17:00,842 --> 00:17:03,644
and it has nothing
to do with my work.
410
00:17:03,645 --> 00:17:06,414
What we have is special,
411
00:17:06,415 --> 00:17:12,219
and we're not gonna let some
stupid superstition ruin that.
412
00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:13,721
You're right.
Carl's an idiot.
413
00:17:13,722 --> 00:17:15,356
Get upstairs.
414
00:17:15,357 --> 00:17:17,690
I'm getting close.
415
00:17:31,405 --> 00:17:34,207
Son of a bitch!
416
00:17:40,148 --> 00:17:41,782
Incomplete.
417
00:17:43,618 --> 00:17:45,486
Aw, no!
418
00:17:45,487 --> 00:17:46,886
God,
419
00:17:46,888 --> 00:17:49,056
I knew I should have
held back last night.
420
00:17:49,057 --> 00:17:51,758
That second one was just greedy.
421
00:17:51,759 --> 00:17:54,227
Well, we don't know that
what we did last night
422
00:17:54,229 --> 00:17:56,396
is responsible
for what I didn't do today.
423
00:17:56,397 --> 00:17:57,864
Oh, don't be naive.
424
00:17:57,865 --> 00:18:00,167
Face the facts! We run too hot,
and that's no good!
425
00:18:00,168 --> 00:18:02,803
Well, what are we gonna do?
What can we do?
426
00:18:02,804 --> 00:18:04,004
You got to finish this book!
427
00:18:04,005 --> 00:18:05,872
Well, I'm not picking
the book over us.
428
00:18:05,873 --> 00:18:07,207
Yes, you are.
429
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:09,343
'Cause you have a husband
that believes in you,
430
00:18:09,344 --> 00:18:11,144
and more importantly,
wants the money.
431
00:18:11,145 --> 00:18:14,047
Ah! So do I.
Is that bad?
432
00:18:14,048 --> 00:18:16,348
No. I've been without sex,
and I've been without money.
433
00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:19,119
Right now, I choose money.
Oh.
434
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,587
That's why we're
so good together!
435
00:18:20,588 --> 00:18:21,921
Okay, okay, okay.
436
00:18:21,923 --> 00:18:23,957
From now on,
until you finish that book,
437
00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:26,293
this house is officially
a sex-free zone.
438
00:18:26,294 --> 00:18:28,627
Okay. What about the rewrite?
439
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:32,499
We will cross that cold and
lonely bridge when we get to it.
440
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,367
I love you!
441
00:18:34,368 --> 00:18:35,669
I love you, too.
442
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,396
Hey, how's it going today?
443
00:18:49,397 --> 00:18:50,662
It's amazing.
444
00:18:50,664 --> 00:18:53,733
Since we stopped having sex,
this thing writes itself.
445
00:18:53,734 --> 00:18:56,202
That's great, honey.
446
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:58,571
Hey, can I read you something?
447
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,572
I'm not sure if it works or not.
448
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,809
Sure.
Okay.
449
00:19:04,245 --> 00:19:06,779
"Slowly, she stepped
from the bath,
450
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:10,583
"knowing his eye was pressed
greedily at the keyhole.
451
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:14,387
"She placed one leg on the tub,
flesh glistening.
452
00:19:14,388 --> 00:19:16,456
"A bead of water wove its way
453
00:19:16,457 --> 00:19:19,784
to the place he had only dreamed
of touching."
454
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,654
Yeah, that works!
455
00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:34,480
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