1 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:18,570 00:00:21,650 Moron! 3 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:23,490 Numbskull! 4 00:00:23,540 --> 00:00:25,610 ~ Elf! ~ That's racist! 5 00:00:25,660 --> 00:00:28,180 Of course it's not racist, you ARE an elf! 6 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:32,490 ~ Chimneys? ~ I'm sorry! 7 00:00:32,540 --> 00:00:35,690 I'm just checking that you can see these massive chimneys. 8 00:00:35,740 --> 00:00:37,170 I... er... They're hard to miss. 9 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:39,930 As you've clearly demonstrated, Ian! 10 00:00:39,980 --> 00:00:44,010 Donner! Donner and Blitzen! Come on down, down here, boys. 11 00:00:44,060 --> 00:00:46,410 Good boys, good boys. 12 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:47,450 Rudolph? 13 00:00:48,660 --> 00:00:50,690 Just, just clear all the tangerines up. 14 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:52,250 Pick 'em up - all of them, Ian. 15 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:54,890 You know no-one really likes the tangerines, don't you? 16 00:00:54,940 --> 00:00:56,050 How dare you! 17 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:57,930 That's my signature gift! 18 00:00:57,980 --> 00:00:59,330 That and the walnut. 19 00:00:59,380 --> 00:01:02,100 Down here, boys, come on. Rudolph?! 20 00:01:06,820 --> 00:01:09,700 Er, sir? We've been seen. 21 00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:13,250 Hello... 22 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:15,420 ~ Hello. ~ Hello, ha-ha! 23 00:01:17,420 --> 00:01:19,330 Hello, human. 24 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:20,650 You can't call her human! 25 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:22,530 It's not racist. They don't mind. 26 00:01:22,580 --> 00:01:24,170 Hush up, both of you. 27 00:01:24,220 --> 00:01:28,330 Oh, sorry about this... girl? 28 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:32,930 W-We... are just three passing, 29 00:01:32,980 --> 00:01:34,620 perfectly ordinary... 30 00:01:35,740 --> 00:01:40,930 .. roof people, doing some emergency... roof things. 31 00:01:40,980 --> 00:01:42,940 Carry on. Merry Christmas. 32 00:01:44,380 --> 00:01:46,770 If-if it is Christmas, I mean...! 33 00:01:46,820 --> 00:01:48,450 Ha-ha! 34 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:51,650 I don't much care for things like that, myself. Pfft! 35 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:55,460 ~ I mean, Christmas, ha-ha-ha! ~ Are you... 36 00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:59,090 .. Santa Claus? 37 00:01:59,140 --> 00:02:01,130 Me?! 38 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:03,380 No! Oh, no! 39 00:02:05,420 --> 00:02:09,090 It's ridiculous. Ha-ha. No, no, no, ho-ho-ho! 40 00:02:10,860 --> 00:02:14,450 ~ Ho-ho... ~ Rudolph! Rudolph! Down here! 41 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:18,530 All right, fine, yes. Yes, it's me. 42 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:21,250 Ha! Guilty. 43 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:22,770 How did you recognise me? 44 00:02:22,820 --> 00:02:26,460 You know how you grew that beard as a bit of a disguise? 45 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:28,730 People have picked up on it. 46 00:02:28,780 --> 00:02:31,530 OK, no. Hang on, stop, shut up. 47 00:02:31,580 --> 00:02:33,980 What? Seriously, you... 48 00:02:35,300 --> 00:02:37,450 .. you're Father Christmas? You're real? 49 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:40,570 ~ Of course I'm real! ~ How could he not be real? ~ Huh? 50 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:44,570 How do you think those presents got under the tree every year? By magic? 51 00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:46,410 Well, I thought it was my mum and... 52 00:02:46,460 --> 00:02:47,810 Mum and Dad?! 53 00:02:47,860 --> 00:02:49,450 Ho-ho! 54 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:50,930 Well, of course it was(!) 55 00:02:50,980 --> 00:02:53,530 I mean, it makes perfect sense! 56 00:02:53,580 --> 00:02:55,170 Your mum and dad, one day a year, 57 00:02:55,220 --> 00:02:57,650 for no particular reason, just out of the blue, 58 00:02:57,700 --> 00:03:00,770 suddenly decide to give you a great, big pile of presents. 59 00:03:00,820 --> 00:03:03,250 No, no, no. Because... "They love you so much!" 60 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:06,010 It's a lovely story, dear. 61 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:09,370 Yeah, but it's time to start living in the real world, yeah? 62 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:11,370 OK, right. 63 00:03:11,420 --> 00:03:13,490 Clara Oswald. 64 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:15,770 Mostly favours travel books, science kits. 65 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,330 Strict ban on hair products. 66 00:03:17,380 --> 00:03:19,010 Marginal for the naughty list, '93. 67 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:21,620 Believer until the age of nine. 68 00:03:22,980 --> 00:03:24,370 Why did you stop? 69 00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:27,090 Because you're a fairy tale. 70 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,570 I grew out of fairy tales. 71 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:31,460 Did you, Clara? 72 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:33,850 Did you really? 73 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:43,050 Clara, I want you to step inside the TARDIS. 74 00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:46,770 I don't want you to talk, I want you to do as I ask. Please. 75 00:03:46,820 --> 00:03:48,410 That was good, with the box. 76 00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:51,370 Hmph! Not often we get upstaged on a rooftop. Hmm! 77 00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:55,290 (Yes, I'm really here. I'm back.) 78 00:03:55,340 --> 00:03:56,940 (Now get inside the TARDIS.) 79 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:08,170 I know what this is. 80 00:04:08,220 --> 00:04:11,810 I know what's happening, and I know what's at stake. 81 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:14,130 I don't think you do, Doctor. 82 00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:16,810 But I promise, before this Christmas Day is done, 83 00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:18,530 you'll be glad of my help. 84 00:04:18,580 --> 00:04:20,090 Happy Easter! 85 00:04:20,140 --> 00:04:22,490 Ooh, brutal! 86 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:23,770 Cool exit line, though. 87 00:04:23,820 --> 00:04:26,300 Be sure to save some room for a tangerine, Doctor. 88 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:29,300 Nobody likes tangerines. 89 00:04:34,260 --> 00:04:37,820 I'm really back here. This is... this is real, yeah? 90 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:43,530 Doctor? 91 00:04:43,580 --> 00:04:44,620 Talk to me. 92 00:04:47,140 --> 00:04:49,010 I never thought I was going to see you again. 93 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:51,210 What is going on out there? What's happening? 94 00:04:54,580 --> 00:04:56,050 (Oh, that noise.) 95 00:04:56,100 --> 00:04:57,820 Never knew how much I loved it. 96 00:05:00,940 --> 00:05:04,210 There's something you have to ask yourself, and it's important. 97 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:07,130 Your life may depend on it - everybody's life. 98 00:05:07,180 --> 00:05:09,220 Do you really believe in Santa Claus? 99 00:05:12,420 --> 00:05:14,300 Do you know what? 100 00:05:15,340 --> 00:05:16,540 Yeah. 101 00:05:18,420 --> 00:05:22,780 Right now, yeah. I think I do. 102 00:06:13,420 --> 00:06:15,740 'You are now 20 feet from the infirmary. 103 00:06:16,980 --> 00:06:19,090 'In a moment, as soon as you're ready,' 104 00:06:19,140 --> 00:06:21,690 I'll disable the security protocols. 105 00:06:21,740 --> 00:06:24,530 Your neural link is good and holding. 106 00:06:24,580 --> 00:06:26,290 We stand ready to abort 107 00:06:26,340 --> 00:06:29,010 and extract at the first sign of an anomaly. 108 00:06:29,060 --> 00:06:30,330 We're going to be with you 109 00:06:30,380 --> 00:06:32,490 'every step of the way, Shona.' 110 00:06:32,540 --> 00:06:36,100 We're all depending on you and we know you won't let us down. 111 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:40,570 Shona, I'm opening the door. 112 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:52,500 I need the toilet! 113 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:56,970 No, you don't. We're monitoring your bodily functions. 114 00:06:57,020 --> 00:07:00,210 'And how are you monitoring THAT? Cos that's rude!' 115 00:07:00,260 --> 00:07:02,610 That is...perverted. 116 00:07:02,660 --> 00:07:05,330 Do you remember my briefing, Shona? 117 00:07:05,380 --> 00:07:07,290 Yeah... 118 00:07:07,340 --> 00:07:08,690 Well, no. 119 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:10,370 I remember some of it. 120 00:07:10,420 --> 00:07:12,610 ~ Some of it? ~ How much? 121 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:14,530 Till he put his hand on my knee. 122 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:17,290 'And then I was just grossing.' 123 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:19,290 It was intended as a comfort! 124 00:07:19,340 --> 00:07:20,890 For whom? 125 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,690 'All I could see was his nose, 126 00:07:22,740 --> 00:07:25,090 'with all the little hairs coming out of it.' 127 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,530 Have you seen those? 128 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:28,850 It's like he's got insects trapped up there, 129 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:31,330 all trying to escape, with their wee, wiggly legs. 130 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:34,020 OK. Let's just go through this again. 131 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:37,770 'There are four sleepers inside the infirmary. 132 00:07:37,820 --> 00:07:41,810 ~ 'You're fine, so long as they don't wake up. ~ She's in range.' 133 00:07:41,860 --> 00:07:44,410 Shona, I'm unsealing the infirmary. 134 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:47,690 'From now on, everything you think and feel, 135 00:07:47,740 --> 00:07:51,090 'everything you see, will be available to them.' 136 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:54,050 Most of it's fine, like traffic noise when you're sleeping. 137 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:55,930 So long as you don't think about them. 138 00:07:55,980 --> 00:08:00,130 So long as you don't look at them. So don't think about them... 139 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,180 Don't look at them. 140 00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:12,930 I thought there was going to be music. 141 00:08:12,980 --> 00:08:14,770 We've got your playlist, ready to go. 142 00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:18,090 Focus on the words of the song, try to remember what comes next. 143 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:21,420 ~ 'That will work like interference. ~ Here comes your earworm.' 144 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:24,940 MUSIC: Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade 145 00:08:27,860 --> 00:08:30,010 Keep your eyes on the floor. 146 00:08:30,060 --> 00:08:32,450 'Shut them where possible.' 147 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:35,740 Focus on the music and move forward through the infirmary. 148 00:08:37,740 --> 00:08:43,260 ♪ It's the time that every Santa has a ball 149 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:48,490 ♪ Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer? ♪ 150 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:51,860 ♪ Does a ton-up on his sleigh? ♪ 151 00:08:55,420 --> 00:08:57,210 Oh, dear Lord, she's not actually... 152 00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:58,970 If dancing works, it works. 153 00:08:59,020 --> 00:09:00,650 This is insane! 154 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:03,410 ♪ So here it is, Merry Christmas 155 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,940 ~ ♪ Everybody's having fun... ♪ ~ This is working! 156 00:09:08,420 --> 00:09:11,250 ♪ Look to the future now 157 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:17,980 ♪ It's only just begun 158 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:24,170 ♪ Are you waiting for the family to arrive? ♪ 159 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:31,540 ♪ Are you sure you've got the room to spare inside... ♪ 160 00:09:33,460 --> 00:09:34,650 Argh! Argh! 161 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,490 Shona? 162 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:37,690 Shona, what's wrong? 163 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:39,530 ~ We've, we've got ghosts! ~ 'Ghosts?!' 164 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:43,500 Yeah, yeah, it's a skeleton man and a girl in a nightie! 165 00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:49,690 ~ Doctor? ~ No, no, you're making me think about them, 166 00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:51,490 don't make me think about them! 167 00:09:51,540 --> 00:09:53,460 What are they? 168 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:57,730 Look, just don't ask, yeah? And don't look. 169 00:09:57,780 --> 00:09:59,570 Don't make me think about them! 170 00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:02,010 Deaf. 171 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,340 Blind. 172 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:06,130 How can they see us? 173 00:10:06,180 --> 00:10:07,930 How do they even know that we're here? 174 00:10:07,980 --> 00:10:10,690 They can only see you, yeah, if you see them. 175 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,970 So just don't look, don't even think about them! 176 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:15,130 Oh, telepathic! 177 00:10:15,180 --> 00:10:17,650 They can home in on their own image in someone else's brain. 178 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,650 Third-party perception. 179 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:20,980 Mind piracy. 180 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:25,770 We're being hacked. 181 00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:27,130 What does that even mean? 182 00:10:27,180 --> 00:10:28,810 The visual input from your optic nerve 183 00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:30,770 is being streamed to their brains. 184 00:10:30,820 --> 00:10:32,900 Stop broadcasting. Close your eyes! 185 00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:46,330 They're still coming, aren't they? 186 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:48,410 It's because you're still thinking about them. 187 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:50,490 So long as you retain them as an active memory, 188 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:52,890 they can still home in. Think about something else. 189 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:54,330 How?! 190 00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:56,810 ~ ♪ So here it is, Merry Christmas... ♪ ~ Why is she singing?! 191 00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:58,170 ♪ Everybody's having... ♪ 192 00:10:58,220 --> 00:11:01,100 She's running interference. She's trying to distract herself. 193 00:11:02,380 --> 00:11:04,010 304 minus 17. 194 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:05,450 Sorry, what? 195 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,540 ~ Plus 20 - just do it! ~ 507. 196 00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:12,210 ~ Minus 14, times four. ~ 1,972. 197 00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:14,650 ~ Stop being so good at arithmetic! ~ I can't help it! 198 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:17,010 Danny Pink! What's Danny Pink up to right now? 199 00:11:17,060 --> 00:11:18,810 Probably flirting with your neighbour 200 00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:20,660 or texting women of low moral character. 201 00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:32,290 (Don't you dare.) 202 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,650 Don't you dare say that. 203 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:35,530 ~ I was only... ~ Danny Pink is dead. 204 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:40,900 ~ No, he's not. ~ He's dead. 205 00:11:42,340 --> 00:11:44,730 Go, run, now, now, now! 206 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:46,780 Come on, quick, quick, come on! 207 00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:50,860 Here they come! 208 00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:56,220 No! 209 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,690 Whoa, whoa! 210 00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:37,780 Ah! 211 00:12:39,060 --> 00:12:40,540 Good boy. 212 00:12:42,420 --> 00:12:43,900 Well, now. 213 00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:48,460 What seems to be the problem? 214 00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:53,130 This is the North Pole. We don't want any trouble here. 215 00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:56,050 Rudolph? 216 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,460 Easy, son. 217 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,930 Oi! Sleepy heads! 218 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:03,460 It's Christmas Eve, early to bed. 219 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:16,450 Who the hell are you? 220 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,090 Oh, take a guess, go on. Push the boat out! 221 00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:21,570 Tooth Fairy, maybe? 222 00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:23,210 Easter Bunny? 223 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:26,010 Shut your mouth, wise guy, or you get yours! 224 00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:27,850 It's a balloon animal. 225 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:29,330 That's a toy gun. 226 00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:32,250 Yeah, well, at least it's unsuitable for children under four! 227 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:35,850 Parts small enough to swallow. So watch out. 228 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:37,890 This is ridiculous. 229 00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:41,170 ~ Am I dreaming? ~ Oh, very good! 230 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:44,090 I need to know exactly who you are, and what's happening here. 231 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:48,210 Hello, Ashley. Lead scientist on a polar expedition! 232 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:50,530 That microscope really paid off, didn't it? 233 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,330 Now, your mum and dad wanted me to get you a toy one, 234 00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:57,130 ~ but sometimes, I take a chance. ~ Who are you? 235 00:13:57,180 --> 00:14:00,050 Why are you dressed like... that? 236 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,410 Why do you think? 237 00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:03,130 Come on, this is mental! 238 00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:04,970 This is totally not happening. 239 00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:09,370 I got three words, Shona. Don't make me use 'em. 240 00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:10,730 What three words? 241 00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:13,450 My. Little. Pony. 242 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,770 ~ Shut up, you! ~ Yeah? I've got lots more, babe. 243 00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:17,770 I will mark you, Santa! 244 00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:20,890 OK, Doctor, are you going to explain? What is going on? 245 00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:22,690 It's an invasion, Miss Oswald. 246 00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:24,650 An invasion of what, elves? 247 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:28,210 ~ Whoa! THAT is racist. ~ Elfist! 248 00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:31,020 Which is a bit hypocritical, from someone of your height. 249 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:39,130 Huh? You seen them before, Doctor? 250 00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:40,450 I've heard of them. 251 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,660 The Kantrofarri. 252 00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:45,050 Colloquially known as the Dream Crabs. 253 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:47,890 Yeah. Depending on how many of those are already on Earth, 254 00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:50,050 the human race may well have seen its last day. 255 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,490 So, are we going to stand about arguing about 256 00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:57,370 whether I'm real or not, or are we going to get busy saving Christmas? 257 00:14:57,420 --> 00:15:00,810 ~ Oh-ho-ho! Santa goes badass! ~ He's giving me the feels. 258 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:02,330 Shut up! 259 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:05,340 That's a... that's a verbal warning. Please, stop it. 260 00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:12,340 Is it dead? 261 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:16,810 I don't know. Possibly. 262 00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:19,810 ~ I'm assuming extra-terrestrial. ~ Oh, definitely. 263 00:15:19,860 --> 00:15:23,570 ~ Then how can you have heard of these things? ~ Guess. 264 00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:28,330 ~ Because you're extra-terrestrial, too? ~ Do you believe that? 265 00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:32,650 ~ If you are Santa... ~ Mm-hmm. ~ .. what are you doing here? 266 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:36,170 ~ It's the North Pole. And I own it. ~ He means the actual pole. 267 00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:38,890 It goes right through the middle of the workshop. 268 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:42,090 ~ I've got a selfie with it! ~ Show her. Look at Ian! 269 00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:44,930 The North Pole isn't an actual pole. 270 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:46,290 Of course it is. Look. 271 00:15:46,340 --> 00:15:48,730 If it was an actual pole, it would not be stripy. 272 00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:49,970 It's got to be stripy! 273 00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:52,530 Otherwise, you couldn't see it moving round. 274 00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:54,890 It's actually basic physics. 275 00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:57,970 ~ Why's it called a Dream Crab, for a start? ~ Theorise. 276 00:15:58,020 --> 00:16:00,330 Because it generates a telepathic field. 277 00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:02,130 ~ And? ~ Alters perception. 278 00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:04,970 ~ Meaning? ~ I seem to be doing all the work here. 279 00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:07,450 Meaning we can't trust anything that we see or hear. 280 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,540 ~ Go to the window. ~ Why? 281 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:11,900 Because it gets worse. 282 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,010 What is that? 283 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,810 That's how Clara and I got here. 284 00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:22,890 ~ In a box? ~ Technically, in a telephone kiosk. 285 00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:25,410 How? 286 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:27,330 Because it's a spaceship in disguise. 287 00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:29,410 You know what the big problem is, 288 00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:32,050 in telling fantasy and reality apart? 289 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,490 ~ What? ~ They're both ridiculous. 290 00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:34,570 It's Christmas Eve! 291 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,690 Yeah. You don't have to tell me that. 292 00:16:36,740 --> 00:16:38,650 Then why aren't you out delivering presents? 293 00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,090 Technically I am. 294 00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:43,170 ~ Well, you're not. You're stood right there. ~ Oh, Shona, grow up, love! 295 00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:44,930 Yeah, do the math, baby. 296 00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:47,690 There's not just one Santa delivery team. How could there be? 297 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:52,130 There are 526,403,012 children 298 00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:54,730 all expecting presents before tomorrow morning. 299 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,970 So, that's 22 million children per hour! 300 00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:59,690 It's impossible! Obviously, I've got a second sledge. 301 00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:03,090 ~ So we don't know what is real and what isn't? ~ Exactly. 302 00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:04,690 Are we in danger? 303 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:06,530 Oh, we are well way past danger, Clara. 304 00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,180 If I'm right, and I usually am... 305 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:11,290 .. we're dying. 306 00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:12,890 Then how do we stay alive? 307 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:15,170 I like you. Straight to the point. 308 00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:17,930 I want you to show me how you first encountered those creatures, 309 00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:20,170 and what happened to those people in the infirmary. 310 00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:22,770 I notice you all wear mini-cams. So I assume there is footage. 311 00:17:22,820 --> 00:17:25,690 Is it possible I'm about to work with someone who might be a dream? 312 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,020 If it helps, so am I. 313 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,850 We have footage on the drives. I'll see what I can pull up. 314 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,730 Ashley? 315 00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:36,170 What's this polar base for? Why are you all here? 316 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:37,660 It's a long story. 317 00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:43,780 What you said about Danny... 318 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:49,210 Unacceptable. 319 00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:53,300 ~ I know. I had to flood your mind with random emotion. ~ Random?! 320 00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:56,610 You never told me he was dead. 321 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,850 You said he made it back. 322 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,300 I lied. 323 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:04,810 I lied, so you'd go home to Gallifrey instead of fussing about me. 324 00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:06,650 I never found Gallifrey. 325 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:08,050 I lied. 326 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,620 So you'd stay with Danny. 327 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,450 ~ So we're dying, then? ~ Yes. 328 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,970 ~ Why? ~ Oh, complicated. 329 00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:33,290 How long do we have? 330 00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:36,170 ~ No idea. ~ Just... Doctor, give me something to do. 331 00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:37,810 Trust nothing. 332 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:39,330 Accept nothing you see. 333 00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:42,170 Whatever happens, interrogate everything. 334 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,730 In case it's a lie? 335 00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:44,940 In case it's a lie. 336 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:51,650 Reindeer can't fly. They just can't. 337 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:55,210 No, no, they can't. It's a scientific impossibility. 338 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:58,100 That is why I feed mine magic carrots. 339 00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:04,210 You all right? 340 00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:07,930 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to talk sense into Beardy-Weirdy. 341 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,810 You don't seem much like a scientist. 342 00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:12,050 That's a bit rude, coming from a magician! 343 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,540 Why are you out here? What brought you to the North Pole? 344 00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:17,100 Long story, isn't it? 345 00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:20,530 ~ You missed the killer question. ~ Sorry, what? 346 00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:22,450 ~ Beardy-Weirdy. ~ Yeah? 347 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,930 How do you get all the presents in the sleigh? 348 00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:27,340 ~ It's bigger on the inside. ~ Ooh! 349 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,900 Doctor? 350 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:36,660 Sorry, starving. 351 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,610 What am I looking at? 352 00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:44,690 Footage from a week ago. A side expedition from our main mission. 353 00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:46,410 What is your main mission? 354 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:48,050 Long story. 355 00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:50,850 Ice cave directly beneath this base. 356 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:54,860 Now, look at what we found. 357 00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:59,930 ~ Dormant at first. ~ Until you looked at them too long. 358 00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:02,410 ~ Till you thought about them. ~ Exactly. 359 00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:06,170 Sleeping. Probably been down there for centuries. 360 00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:09,380 And it wakes up when you think about it? 361 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:14,530 They can detect their own mental picture in any nearby mind. 362 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,850 That's Bellows' theory. 363 00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:17,650 It's like it responds to the presence 364 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:20,490 ~ of any data concerning itself. ~ That was always the legend. 365 00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:23,740 You think about a Dream Crab, a Dream Crab is coming for you. 366 00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:29,940 ~ This is where it gets really nasty. ~ Only now? 367 00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:35,620 OK. Then what? 368 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:46,660 They're a bit like Facehuggers, aren't they? 369 00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:51,210 Facehuggers? 370 00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:52,820 You know, Alien. 371 00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:55,970 The horror movie, Alien. 372 00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:58,570 There's a horror movie called Alien? 373 00:20:58,620 --> 00:21:02,290 That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you. 374 00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:06,850 First, they just slept. Couple of days, just lying there. 375 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:09,850 And then they became aggressive? 376 00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:11,610 If we got close enough, yeah. 377 00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:14,890 It would take the Dream Crab a little while to take control. 378 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,730 Depends how much of the host brain was... 379 00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:18,980 Was what? 380 00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:23,220 .. digested. 381 00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:27,450 ~ Are they still alive under those things? ~ Depends what you call alive. 382 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,330 ~ Are they suffering? ~ No, no, no. 383 00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:34,010 The Dream Crab induces a dream state. 384 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:37,490 Keeps you happy and relaxed, in a perfectly realised dream world, 385 00:21:37,540 --> 00:21:39,140 as you dissolve. 386 00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:43,290 Merciful, I suppose. 387 00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:45,130 Compared to what? 388 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:47,850 Compared to that turkey leg you keep eating. 389 00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:50,450 Could you rewind? I'd like to see them dormant again. 390 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,690 Clara, could you fetch me the dead one? 391 00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:55,210 Maybe I could fetch you a cup of tea while I'm at it(!) 392 00:21:55,260 --> 00:21:58,290 Ooh. Yes, and a punch in the face, too. 393 00:21:58,340 --> 00:22:00,300 ~ My very next suggestion. ~ Fair enough. 394 00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:15,540 Doctor? 395 00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:37,290 What's wrong? 396 00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:38,850 We're thinking about it. 397 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,130 Clara! 398 00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:45,130 100 minus 42 is 58 times 3 is 174 minus 32 399 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:49,820 is 142 divided by 7 is 20 and, and, and a bit. 400 00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:54,050 (Think about something else, think about something else.) 401 00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:57,050 Danny Pink, Danny, Danny. 402 00:22:57,100 --> 00:23:00,810 Danny Pink, I love you and I'll never see you again, and I'm sorry. 403 00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:05,780 I'm sorry, I lied. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... 404 00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:25,570 Ho-ho-ho! 405 00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:27,810 Who are you? 406 00:23:27,860 --> 00:23:30,890 What do you mean, who am I? Who do you think I am? 407 00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:32,690 Danny? 408 00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:34,250 Merry Christmas! 409 00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:35,330 Come on! 410 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:36,970 Come on where? 411 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:39,010 Downstairs. 412 00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:40,530 Why? 413 00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:42,180 Well, you know what day it is! 414 00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:45,700 What day is it? 415 00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:48,930 Easter. It's Easter Day. 416 00:23:48,980 --> 00:23:52,130 That's why I'm dressed like this, I'm Father Easter(!) 417 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:56,410 ~ Is that a thing? ~ No, because it's Christmas! 418 00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:59,810 Oh! Well, you've made me want chocolate now. 419 00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:03,810 Good. Come on, you. Out of bed, downstairs. 420 00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:05,450 I have surprises. 421 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:07,570 Tickets for the Indian Orient Express. 422 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:11,010 That painting we saw in Paris, and permission to own a cat. 423 00:24:11,060 --> 00:24:12,490 How did you know? 424 00:24:12,540 --> 00:24:14,610 Because those are exactly the things I want 425 00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:17,050 and you are too clever ever to be wrong. 426 00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:19,530 How do you make you clever into me being clever? 427 00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:21,730 I always protect your ego from the truth. 428 00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:24,010 Oh, thank you for that(!) 429 00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:26,340 ~ It's Christmas. ~ Hurry up, then! 430 00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:43,220 Danny? 431 00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:48,610 Whose blackboard is that? 432 00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:50,500 What blackboard? 433 00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:56,970 Are you coming? 434 00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:58,860 Yeah, just a moment...! 435 00:25:02,420 --> 00:25:04,180 Clara? 436 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:06,660 Coming! 437 00:25:22,820 --> 00:25:24,060 Clara! 438 00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:26,940 Yeah. 439 00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:29,940 Just a minute. 440 00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:37,620 'Dying!' 441 00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:58,260 'Dying!' 442 00:26:01,820 --> 00:26:04,500 'Clara! Clara!' 443 00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:20,300 Well, come on then. 444 00:26:23,740 --> 00:26:27,130 You don't know what I'm wearing underneath this Santa outfit! 445 00:26:27,180 --> 00:26:30,490 Your pyjamas. You're too shy to wear less than two layers. 446 00:26:30,540 --> 00:26:32,690 You could have used your imagination. 447 00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:34,900 Yeah, I generally have to. 448 00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:40,610 'Clara!' 449 00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:42,210 Clara, you're dreaming. 450 00:26:42,260 --> 00:26:43,700 You're dying. 451 00:26:45,140 --> 00:26:46,970 Can you hear me? 452 00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:48,210 Clara? 453 00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:50,930 We did try to waken the others. No stimulus worked. 454 00:26:50,980 --> 00:26:53,850 OK, we kill it. 455 00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:56,530 We find a way to kill it and we get it off her. How do we kill it? 456 00:26:56,580 --> 00:26:59,250 There's no way to kill it without killing your friend, too. 457 00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:00,690 And as a scientist, may I just say, 458 00:27:00,740 --> 00:27:02,690 ~ I don't like the way you're talking... ~ Santa! 459 00:27:02,740 --> 00:27:05,730 In the infirmary, you told the sleepers to go to bed, 460 00:27:05,780 --> 00:27:07,010 and they obeyed you. 461 00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:09,330 Sorry, doesn't mean I can get that creature off her. 462 00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:11,290 But you can get back in there unharmed. 463 00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:14,090 What?! You're asking Santa for help? He doesn't exist! 464 00:27:14,140 --> 00:27:16,290 And how would you know that? 465 00:27:16,340 --> 00:27:20,620 How did you become an expert on what does and doesn't exist? 466 00:27:25,220 --> 00:27:27,570 I can commit several million housebreaks in one night, 467 00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:29,370 dressed in a red suit with jingle bells. 468 00:27:29,420 --> 00:27:31,450 So of course I can get back into the infirmary. 469 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:35,780 Good. Because there's only one way that I can communicate with Clara. 470 00:27:58,180 --> 00:27:59,730 Your dad? 471 00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:01,740 Going by the timing, I'd say so. 472 00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:05,210 If you let him anywhere near the subject of golf, 473 00:28:05,260 --> 00:28:07,370 I will do a thing, and it will not be a good thing. 474 00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:10,090 Um, aren't we giving him golf clubs? 475 00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:11,650 And I'm prepared to use them! 476 00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:18,660 Hmmm. 477 00:28:21,820 --> 00:28:22,980 Hi. 478 00:28:24,380 --> 00:28:25,460 Hi. 479 00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:29,490 Doctor? 480 00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:32,810 It's not real, Clara. You know it's not real. 481 00:28:32,860 --> 00:28:35,060 It's a dream, and it's killing you. 482 00:28:37,820 --> 00:28:39,380 Merry Christmas(!) 483 00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:42,810 You remember Danny, of course. 484 00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:45,730 Not as well as you, clearly. You've made him a fraction taller. 485 00:28:45,780 --> 00:28:48,050 ~ Merry Christmas, PE. ~ Compliments of the season, sir! 486 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:51,170 Dialogue's pretty good, too. Nice work. It's all in the detail. 487 00:28:51,220 --> 00:28:53,370 Just stop it. 488 00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:55,330 He's not real, Clara. 489 00:28:55,380 --> 00:28:57,330 None of this is real. 490 00:28:57,380 --> 00:29:00,210 What's real is that there is an alien organism 491 00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:01,970 wrapped around your face, 492 00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:05,170 keeping you warm and happy, while it eats you. 493 00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:06,890 Mince pie, anyone? 494 00:29:06,940 --> 00:29:08,500 You're dying. 495 00:29:09,780 --> 00:29:11,730 If this is a dream, how can you be here? 496 00:29:11,780 --> 00:29:13,890 How can we both be having the same dream? 497 00:29:13,940 --> 00:29:15,610 There was only one way to get to you. 498 00:29:15,660 --> 00:29:17,340 ~ And what was that? ~ I'm dying, too. 499 00:29:26,300 --> 00:29:28,170 Have we just killed him? 500 00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:29,770 Have we just made it worse? 501 00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:32,700 He thinks he can join the dream, get her out. 502 00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:36,100 Have a little faith. 503 00:29:39,060 --> 00:29:41,770 You just wake up. Just leave me here, please. 504 00:29:41,820 --> 00:29:44,050 You have a pain right here. 505 00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:47,380 It's like an ice cream pain, but gentle. Do you know what that is? 506 00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:51,650 The skin and bone have been parted, probably half an inch, 507 00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:54,490 and something has pushed right into the soft tissue of your brain 508 00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:58,410 and is very slowly dissolving it. I want you to picture it this way. 509 00:29:58,460 --> 00:30:01,050 Somebody has put a straw right through your skull 510 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:02,170 and is drinking you. 511 00:30:02,220 --> 00:30:06,130 You should be screaming with agony, but there's anaesthetic. 512 00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:10,250 Everything around you right now - even Danny, especially Danny, 513 00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:11,610 that's the anaesthetic. 514 00:30:11,660 --> 00:30:13,810 Why are you doing this? Why are you saying all that? 515 00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:16,700 Because it's true! How long do you think you've been here? 516 00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:20,170 ~ All day. ~ No, no, no, no. 517 00:30:20,220 --> 00:30:21,730 Barely five minutes. 518 00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:25,410 Because dream time goes faster. Because this isn't real. 519 00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:27,460 Danny isn't real. 520 00:30:29,820 --> 00:30:32,370 Danny Pink died saving the world. 521 00:30:32,420 --> 00:30:33,970 I really didn't. 522 00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:37,090 I'm sorry. I thought there was a way back for him, 523 00:30:37,140 --> 00:30:39,970 but I was wrong, I can't change that, he's dead. 524 00:30:40,020 --> 00:30:42,250 I didn't die saving the world, Doctor, 525 00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:44,940 I died saving Clara. The rest of you just got lucky. 526 00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:50,540 How long has she got? 527 00:30:52,260 --> 00:30:55,650 Minutes, till it's irreversible. 528 00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:57,500 Well, then, get out the way. 529 00:31:02,980 --> 00:31:04,980 I'm a dream and you know I am, right? 530 00:31:08,580 --> 00:31:10,610 Right, one thing. 531 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:13,140 But it's important. It's a very important thing. 532 00:31:14,260 --> 00:31:16,410 That is totally how you guessed all my presents. 533 00:31:23,860 --> 00:31:25,490 I miss you. 534 00:31:25,540 --> 00:31:27,650 ~ Five minutes. ~ What? 535 00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:30,090 You can miss me for five minutes a day. 536 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:31,730 And you'd better do it properly. 537 00:31:31,780 --> 00:31:34,620 You'd better be sad. I expect my five. 538 00:31:35,820 --> 00:31:39,490 But all the rest of the time, Clara, all the rest of the time, 539 00:31:39,540 --> 00:31:42,140 every single second, you just get the hell on with it. 540 00:31:43,340 --> 00:31:44,460 Clear? 541 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,410 Don't you soldier me! 542 00:31:47,460 --> 00:31:48,810 Do as you're told. 543 00:31:48,860 --> 00:31:50,370 Brave. 544 00:31:50,420 --> 00:31:51,860 Dead already. 545 00:31:55,060 --> 00:31:57,010 ~ How does she wake up? ~ I don't know. 546 00:31:57,060 --> 00:31:59,050 Just try. 547 00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:01,060 Accept this isn't real, and try. 548 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:05,660 Do it. For me. 549 00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:11,620 When I wake up, you won't be there. 550 00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:17,730 Do you know why people get together at Christmas? 551 00:32:17,780 --> 00:32:21,330 Because every time they do, it might be the last time. 552 00:32:21,380 --> 00:32:24,980 Every Christmas is last Christmas. And this is ours. 553 00:32:26,220 --> 00:32:28,740 This was a bonus. This is extra. 554 00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:33,260 But now it's time to wake up. 555 00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:45,730 Argh! 556 00:32:47,380 --> 00:32:50,290 Clara? Clara, look at me, Clara! Clara! 557 00:32:50,340 --> 00:32:54,100 Breathe, breathe. Breathe. Breathe. 558 00:33:09,340 --> 00:33:13,290 So these creatures - when their feeding goes wrong, they die? 559 00:33:13,340 --> 00:33:15,940 The carnivore's hazard. Food has teeth too. 560 00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:19,850 You OK? 561 00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:21,050 No. 562 00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:22,650 Good. 563 00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:25,500 There are some things we should never be OK about. 564 00:33:29,020 --> 00:33:30,450 There doesn't seem to be a wound. 565 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:33,250 No. And the pain's still there, isn't it? 566 00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:36,850 Is it the ice cream pain? Just here? Cos I've got that. 567 00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:39,490 It's the cold, I think. Some sort of reaction. 568 00:33:39,540 --> 00:33:41,490 But only on one side, just that spot there. 569 00:33:41,540 --> 00:33:43,090 Doesn't that strike you as odd? 570 00:33:43,140 --> 00:33:44,890 Well, we've all got it. 571 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:47,610 ~ OK. So why do we all have that pain? ~ Theorise. 572 00:33:47,660 --> 00:33:49,890 Don't treat me like a beginner! 573 00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:53,290 I was dreaming, then I woke up, I know that. 574 00:33:53,340 --> 00:33:56,850 Do you? And have you ever woken up from a dream 575 00:33:56,900 --> 00:33:58,690 and discovered you're still dreaming? 576 00:33:58,740 --> 00:34:04,530 Dreams within dreams - dream states nested inside each other. 577 00:34:04,580 --> 00:34:08,010 All perfectly possible. Especially when we are dealing with creatures 578 00:34:08,060 --> 00:34:10,210 who have weaponised our dreams against us. 579 00:34:10,260 --> 00:34:13,090 I don't know about anybody else, 580 00:34:13,140 --> 00:34:15,690 but I'm pretty certain I'm awake right now. 581 00:34:15,740 --> 00:34:18,250 Which is odd, when you think about it. 582 00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:19,610 Odd? 583 00:34:19,660 --> 00:34:22,410 Impossible, in fact. 584 00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:24,170 How can any of us be awake? 585 00:34:24,220 --> 00:34:26,290 I don't understand. 586 00:34:26,340 --> 00:34:28,490 Remember how we all first met? 587 00:34:28,540 --> 00:34:30,330 In the infirmary? 588 00:34:30,380 --> 00:34:33,130 ~ Come on, quick, quick, come on. ~ Go! Run, now! 589 00:34:33,180 --> 00:34:35,770 Those creatures coming down from the ceiling, attacking us. 590 00:34:35,820 --> 00:34:37,250 Here they come! 591 00:34:39,540 --> 00:34:40,980 We never stood a chance. 592 00:34:42,540 --> 00:34:44,610 How did we survive that? 593 00:34:44,660 --> 00:34:46,420 Well, w-we were rescued. 594 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:51,130 Yeah, we were rescued. 595 00:34:51,180 --> 00:34:54,090 And who was it that rescued us? 596 00:34:54,140 --> 00:34:57,730 No, no, no, I need you to do the east coast right now. 597 00:34:57,780 --> 00:35:01,730 Well, otherwise you'll be delivering to the islands in broad daylight. 598 00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:04,290 Yeah, listen... Please try and remember 599 00:35:04,340 --> 00:35:06,820 that our mugshots are on every Christmas card. 600 00:35:07,820 --> 00:35:11,250 Yeah, just get it done, head towards the northern lights. 601 00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:14,090 Yes, I remembered to switch them on! 602 00:35:14,140 --> 00:35:17,980 The Helman-Ziegler test - the only reliable dream test that I know. 603 00:35:20,140 --> 00:35:23,050 Your base manual. I take it none of you have memorised this. 604 00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:24,930 I haven't, I haven't read it. 605 00:35:24,980 --> 00:35:27,650 These books should be identical in the real world. 606 00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:29,490 But as they don't exist in your memory, 607 00:35:29,540 --> 00:35:31,500 in a dream, they can't be. Agreed? 608 00:35:32,820 --> 00:35:34,090 Clara. 609 00:35:34,140 --> 00:35:36,730 Give me any two-digit number. 610 00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:38,050 57. 611 00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:43,010 All right, all of you, turn to page 57 and look at the very first word. 612 00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:44,620 Right, when I point at you. 613 00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:49,660 Isotope. 614 00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:53,330 Well? 615 00:35:53,380 --> 00:35:55,540 Extremely. 616 00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:58,020 Inside. 617 00:35:59,140 --> 00:36:02,370 Chocolate. Why did I get chocolate, what's that about? 618 00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:05,010 This can't be right. We must have got it wrong, that's all. 619 00:36:05,060 --> 00:36:06,370 Well, we'll do it again. Clara? 620 00:36:06,420 --> 00:36:08,260 ~ 24. ~ 24. 621 00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:11,890 We. 622 00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:13,050 Are. 623 00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:14,260 All. 624 00:36:15,860 --> 00:36:17,620 Shona? 625 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:22,860 Dead. 626 00:36:26,060 --> 00:36:30,850 Since the attack in the infirmary, nothing has been real? 627 00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:33,690 The attack is still going on. This is it! 628 00:36:33,740 --> 00:36:36,170 We've been dreaming since then? 629 00:36:36,220 --> 00:36:37,970 Oh, for Easter's sake! 630 00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:40,540 Of course you've been dreaming! 631 00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:45,130 Haven't you been paying attention? 632 00:36:45,180 --> 00:36:48,290 Rudolph - did you see the nose? 633 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:49,970 The North Pole? 634 00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:51,810 Come on, with stripes?! 635 00:36:51,860 --> 00:36:53,330 This... 636 00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:54,370 is... 637 00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:56,050 .. a dream! 638 00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:59,210 How much more obvious do you want me to make it? 639 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:02,010 Because I can text the Easter Bunny, you know. 640 00:37:02,060 --> 00:37:04,010 Seriously? You're trying to help? 641 00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:08,290 As you stand here, chatting, chatting, 642 00:37:08,340 --> 00:37:10,650 your lives are ending. 643 00:37:10,700 --> 00:37:14,130 Unless you wake up, unless you free yourselves 644 00:37:14,180 --> 00:37:15,810 from these dreadful creatures, 645 00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:17,650 they're going to destroy you. 646 00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:20,050 You're a dream who's trying to save us? 647 00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:24,010 Shona, sweetheart, I'm Santa Claus. 648 00:37:24,060 --> 00:37:25,570 I think you just defined me! 649 00:37:25,620 --> 00:37:27,580 This makes perfect sense. 650 00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:34,130 The Dream Crab tries to make the dream as real as possible 651 00:37:34,180 --> 00:37:38,210 to trap you inside it. It creates dreams within dreams 652 00:37:38,260 --> 00:37:40,770 so you can never be sure if you are really awake. 653 00:37:40,820 --> 00:37:43,970 But your brain knows something is wrong. 654 00:37:44,020 --> 00:37:45,690 Your subconscious fights back. 655 00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:50,090 THIS is your mind, trying to tell you this isn't real. 656 00:37:50,140 --> 00:37:52,410 So it gives you me. 657 00:37:52,460 --> 00:37:54,450 Sweet Papa Chrimbo! 658 00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:57,810 It gives you comedy elves, flying reindeer. 659 00:37:57,860 --> 00:37:59,050 Exactly! 660 00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:01,850 A time-travelling scientist dressed as a magician. 661 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:03,490 Classic! 662 00:38:03,540 --> 00:38:05,370 No, no, no. hang on. No, no, no, no. 663 00:38:05,420 --> 00:38:07,170 Living in a phone box. 664 00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:09,500 It's a spaceship in disguise! 665 00:38:10,780 --> 00:38:13,050 You see how none of this makes any sense? 666 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:14,850 Shut up, Santa! 667 00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:17,970 I've watched over you all your lives. 668 00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:20,610 I've taken care of you from Christmas to Christmas. 669 00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:22,850 But you're not real! 670 00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:25,410 And yet, that never stopped me. 671 00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:28,650 All of you, come near. Come here, come on! Join hands. 672 00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:32,810 ~ No, look, we don't need all this touchy-feely stuff. ~ Shut up, Doctor! 673 00:38:32,860 --> 00:38:35,820 ~ Join hands. Come on, concentrate. ~ Why? 674 00:38:36,860 --> 00:38:38,730 You are deep inside this dream, all right, 675 00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:40,210 and it is a shared mental state, 676 00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:42,850 so it is drawing power from the multi-consciousness gestalt 677 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:46,330 ~ which has now formed telepathically... ~ No, no, no. 678 00:38:46,380 --> 00:38:50,210 Line in the sand. Santa Claus does not do the scientific explanation! 679 00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:53,610 All right. As the Doctor might say, "Aw, it's all a bit dreamy-weamy!" 680 00:38:53,660 --> 00:38:56,050 Why don't you just go and make a naughty list? 681 00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:58,410 ~ I have, mate, and you're on it! ~ Don't give me that look. 682 00:38:58,460 --> 00:39:00,770 You're supposed to be warm and friendly and cheerful! 683 00:39:00,820 --> 00:39:03,330 ~ Look at your great bedside manner(!) ~ Don't be so hostile! 684 00:39:03,380 --> 00:39:05,260 Doctor, behave! 685 00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:09,210 This is very sweet. But right now I have an alien life form 686 00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:12,650 wrapped around my face, and apparently it's digesting my brain. 687 00:39:12,700 --> 00:39:16,730 When you speak, how do I know it's not the Dream Crab? 688 00:39:16,780 --> 00:39:18,170 Ooh, good question. 689 00:39:18,220 --> 00:39:20,090 Spoken like a scientist. 690 00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:22,250 Can I put it another way? 691 00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:25,810 Why would the part of our brain that is trying to keep all of us alive 692 00:39:25,860 --> 00:39:27,850 choose you for a face? 693 00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:29,730 Is anyone else asking that? 694 00:39:29,780 --> 00:39:32,170 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All of us. 695 00:39:32,220 --> 00:39:34,260 All of us. Why you? 696 00:39:35,860 --> 00:39:37,620 Well... 697 00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:42,450 It's the North Pole, it's Christmas Day. 698 00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:43,970 You're dying. 699 00:39:44,020 --> 00:39:45,730 Who you gonna call? 700 00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:48,890 Just one last time, huh? 701 00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:50,490 One last Christmas, 702 00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:53,660 as if your lives depended on it. Please! 703 00:39:54,780 --> 00:39:56,250 Ho-ho-ho! 704 00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:57,700 Believe in Santa! 705 00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:02,490 ~ I'm not very good with this holdy-hand thing. ~ Tough. 706 00:40:02,540 --> 00:40:04,730 I WILL hold Clara's hand, but that's it. 707 00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:07,210 ~ Shona, take his hand. ~ No, I'm fine, I'm fine. 708 00:40:07,260 --> 00:40:09,330 This is very Christmassy, isn't it? 709 00:40:09,380 --> 00:40:11,740 OK, so what do we...? 710 00:40:13,060 --> 00:40:14,540 Where did he go? 711 00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:19,010 We're waking up. That part of the dream is over. 712 00:40:19,060 --> 00:40:20,890 We're on our own now. 713 00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:22,210 Well, then. What do we do? 714 00:40:22,260 --> 00:40:24,210 That pain in your head. Make it worse. 715 00:40:24,260 --> 00:40:26,050 Head towards it. 716 00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:27,970 So when we wake up, what do we expect? 717 00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:30,170 Only a few moments will have passed at the most. 718 00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,450 ~ The attack is still in progress. ~ I'm scared. 719 00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:35,090 Congratulations. That means you're not an idiot. 720 00:40:35,140 --> 00:40:37,570 It's not like the last time. 721 00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:39,010 Last time wasn't real. 722 00:40:39,060 --> 00:40:40,930 Good luck. 723 00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:42,580 Stay calm. 724 00:40:43,940 --> 00:40:46,540 And God bless us, every one. 725 00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:07,060 Run! 726 00:41:08,580 --> 00:41:09,570 Clara! 727 00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:10,860 Doctor! 728 00:41:15,860 --> 00:41:18,580 Out, out, now! NOW! 729 00:41:26,740 --> 00:41:29,330 ~ Everyone all right? ~ Yeah. 730 00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:31,130 Good. 731 00:41:31,180 --> 00:41:33,010 Bye. 732 00:41:33,060 --> 00:41:35,050 Sorry, I'll just go and... 733 00:41:35,100 --> 00:41:38,860 No need for chatting, you'll only get attached. This isn't Facebook. 734 00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:44,090 Uh... what about the Dream Crabs? 735 00:41:44,140 --> 00:41:45,610 Oh, they're fine. 736 00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:49,050 ~ And the people that they're eating? ~ Beyond help. 737 00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:52,170 Doctor, the others are still in danger. 738 00:41:52,220 --> 00:41:54,330 Only if they're stupid. 739 00:41:54,380 --> 00:41:55,930 There are polar bears on this ice cap. 740 00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:58,090 Am I supposed to do something about that, too? 741 00:41:58,140 --> 00:41:59,850 We know Dream Crabs are still on Earth. 742 00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:01,370 There are lots of dangerous things 743 00:42:01,420 --> 00:42:04,770 on this funny little planet of yours, Clara, most of which you eat. 744 00:42:04,820 --> 00:42:07,140 I'm the Doctor, not your mam! 745 00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:10,460 Doctor? 746 00:42:12,140 --> 00:42:14,020 If Santa was only in the dream... 747 00:42:15,060 --> 00:42:16,820 .. why was he on my roof? 748 00:42:20,740 --> 00:42:21,860 Four! 749 00:42:23,180 --> 00:42:25,090 Four patients. 750 00:42:25,140 --> 00:42:26,970 Four manuals. 751 00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:28,380 Hurry! 752 00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:32,130 Do you know what I hate about the obvious? 753 00:42:32,180 --> 00:42:33,850 What? 754 00:42:33,900 --> 00:42:35,700 Missing it! 755 00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:42,650 As you were, no saluting. 756 00:42:42,700 --> 00:42:44,370 Are you the same people as before? 757 00:42:44,420 --> 00:42:46,730 ~ Of course they are! ~ Sorry, I deleted you. 758 00:42:46,780 --> 00:42:49,770 Well, that's not a very nice attitude, is it? 759 00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:51,770 Four manuals, yes? 760 00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:53,730 ~ Yes, why? ~ One each. 761 00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:55,450 One each, yes. What's the problem? 762 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:58,010 The problem is, you can't see the problem. 763 00:42:58,060 --> 00:43:00,650 For instance, you, gobby one. 764 00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:03,050 ~ I have a name, actually. ~ Doesn't matter, I don't need it. 765 00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:06,210 When we first met you in the infirmary, what were you doing? 766 00:43:06,260 --> 00:43:08,370 It's a long story. 767 00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:12,250 Uptight boss one. What is the primary mission of this polar base? 768 00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:13,410 It's a long story. 769 00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:17,410 Sexy one - what brings you to the North Pole at your age? 770 00:43:17,460 --> 00:43:19,970 It's a long... story. 771 00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:22,010 OK. Why are they all giving the same answer? 772 00:43:22,060 --> 00:43:25,610 ~ Because that is a tiny bit freaky. ~ You think that's freaky? Try this. 773 00:43:25,660 --> 00:43:29,170 We were in the TARDIS - why did WE come here? 774 00:43:29,220 --> 00:43:30,860 It's a long story. 775 00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:35,970 Doctor? 776 00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:38,010 Dreams, they're funny. 777 00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:41,930 They're disjointed, 778 00:43:41,980 --> 00:43:45,330 they're silly, they're full of... gaps. 779 00:43:45,380 --> 00:43:48,170 But you don't notice, because the dream protects itself. 780 00:43:48,220 --> 00:43:50,730 Stops you asking the right questions. 781 00:43:50,780 --> 00:43:54,170 For example, why do you have four manuals, one each, 782 00:43:54,220 --> 00:43:56,060 when you have a crew of eight? 783 00:43:58,380 --> 00:44:02,290 Or did you forget about your friends in the infirmary here? 784 00:44:02,340 --> 00:44:03,650 But we woke up! 785 00:44:03,700 --> 00:44:06,050 Dreams within dreams, I warned you. 786 00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:08,130 This isn't a dream. I know it isn't. 787 00:44:08,180 --> 00:44:10,050 No-one knows they're not dreaming. 788 00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:12,210 Not one of us. Not ever. 789 00:44:12,260 --> 00:44:14,700 Not for one single moment of our lives. 790 00:44:16,180 --> 00:44:17,650 Clara? 791 00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:20,570 Page number. Make it a good one. 792 00:44:20,620 --> 00:44:22,180 12. 793 00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:26,130 Very. 794 00:44:26,180 --> 00:44:27,290 Very. 795 00:44:27,340 --> 00:44:29,010 Very. 796 00:44:29,060 --> 00:44:30,620 Dead. 797 00:44:31,780 --> 00:44:34,490 ~ And who's going to be the first to admit it? ~ Admit what? 798 00:44:34,540 --> 00:44:36,060 That the pain is still there. 799 00:44:37,340 --> 00:44:39,410 Actually, I think it's getting worse. 800 00:44:39,460 --> 00:44:42,130 Yes, there is an alien organism in your brain, eating it. 801 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,260 ~ Of course it's getting worse. ~ Doctor? 802 00:44:45,340 --> 00:44:46,980 What are they doing? 803 00:44:48,140 --> 00:44:50,450 Factually, getting up. 804 00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:53,090 Significantly, sensing the endgame. 805 00:44:53,140 --> 00:44:54,770 ~ How? ~ I don't understand. 806 00:44:54,820 --> 00:44:57,420 Well, look at them. Go on. 807 00:44:58,620 --> 00:45:01,420 Look at them. Look at them properly. Look who they are. 808 00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:04,890 They're you. 809 00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:07,330 The sleepers are you. 810 00:45:07,380 --> 00:45:09,050 How can they be us? 811 00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:11,170 Because we're dreaming, all of us. 812 00:45:11,220 --> 00:45:16,330 This base isn't real. None of us are actually standing in the room. 813 00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:19,450 I'm probably asleep in my TARDIS. Clara, you must be in bed. 814 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,130 God knows where the rest of you are, 815 00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:22,890 probably scattered all over the world. 816 00:45:22,940 --> 00:45:26,210 But wherever you are, the Dream Crabs have got us, 817 00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:29,820 and we're all being networked into the same nightmare. 818 00:45:33,020 --> 00:45:35,410 ~ What are they doing? ~ It's your subconscious again. 819 00:45:35,460 --> 00:45:37,490 The sleepers represent the part of your mind 820 00:45:37,540 --> 00:45:40,530 that's already surrendered to the attack. 821 00:45:40,580 --> 00:45:44,330 ~ These are dream images of what's coming to kill you. ~ That's me! 822 00:45:44,380 --> 00:45:45,890 That's actually me! 823 00:45:45,940 --> 00:45:47,930 No, it's a metaphorical construct 824 00:45:47,980 --> 00:45:50,650 representing a psychic attack within a shared dreamscape. 825 00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:52,130 Do please keep up. 826 00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:55,210 ~ But it's me! ~ Don't get too close. 827 00:45:55,260 --> 00:45:59,330 ~ Why? ~ Because this is a nightmare. 828 00:46:04,660 --> 00:46:06,730 Look out! They're coming through! 829 00:46:06,780 --> 00:46:09,010 Out! Outside, now! 830 00:46:09,060 --> 00:46:11,130 Run, run, run, run! Run! 831 00:46:11,180 --> 00:46:12,970 Run, run, all of you, go. 832 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:14,460 Run! 833 00:46:29,260 --> 00:46:32,690 ~ We'll freeze to death out here. ~ But it's just a dream. 834 00:46:32,740 --> 00:46:35,690 This dream just killed your friend, start taking it seriously. 835 00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:38,570 Where's Albert? Where's the professor? 836 00:46:38,620 --> 00:46:41,690 He probably just woke up somewhere in the real world, dead. 837 00:46:41,740 --> 00:46:46,850 ~ If we don't wake up now, we'll do the same. ~ But how? ~ I don't know. 838 00:46:54,260 --> 00:46:56,530 The TARDIS! Come on! Come on! 839 00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:58,410 Doctor, it's not the real TARDIS. 840 00:46:58,460 --> 00:47:00,940 Well, let's hope that I dreamed it really well then. 841 00:47:06,540 --> 00:47:10,340 ~ It's us. ~ Of course it's us. We're dreaming too. 842 00:47:11,420 --> 00:47:12,860 Oh, my God...! 843 00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:18,170 How is that possible? How can there be so many?! 844 00:47:18,220 --> 00:47:19,770 The logic of a nightmare. 845 00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:29,410 So, tell us how to wake up. 846 00:47:29,460 --> 00:47:32,890 Because you're always talking like you're so clever, going on and on. 847 00:47:32,940 --> 00:47:35,930 ~ So tell us what to do! ~ We have to leave this place. 848 00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:39,530 ~ Leave it? ~ How? ~ Use your imagination. 849 00:47:39,580 --> 00:47:40,650 Excuse me? 850 00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:42,420 Dream yourselves home. 851 00:47:43,740 --> 00:47:45,420 But how? 852 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:50,180 Come on, it's Christmas, the North Pole, who you gonna call? 853 00:48:03,620 --> 00:48:06,250 Hyahhh! Whoa! 854 00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:07,810 Whoa. 855 00:48:07,860 --> 00:48:09,620 Ahh...?! Get in the sleigh. 856 00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:20,820 Fortunately, I know all your home addresses. Hyah! 857 00:48:32,860 --> 00:48:35,010 So, what happens now? 858 00:48:35,060 --> 00:48:37,690 ~ Hyah! ~ This is us just waking up, right? 859 00:48:37,740 --> 00:48:41,490 ~ Could be. Well, I hope so. Waking up or... ~ Or? 860 00:48:41,540 --> 00:48:43,170 Just focus on this. 861 00:48:43,220 --> 00:48:45,100 Do you believe in Santa Claus? 862 00:48:47,660 --> 00:48:50,420 I've always believed in Santa Claus. 863 00:48:51,580 --> 00:48:53,700 But he looks a little different to me. 864 00:49:04,740 --> 00:49:06,020 Look! 865 00:49:10,980 --> 00:49:13,980 Hey. You want to take the reins, Doctor? 866 00:49:15,540 --> 00:49:18,730 You're a dream construct, currently representing 867 00:49:18,780 --> 00:49:20,890 either my recovering or expiring mind. 868 00:49:20,940 --> 00:49:23,490 Yes, but do you want a go? 869 00:49:23,540 --> 00:49:25,610 Yeah. All right. 870 00:49:30,940 --> 00:49:32,530 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 871 00:49:32,580 --> 00:49:35,130 ~ Easy! This way. ~ No, no, no! 872 00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:38,290 Oh, ho-ho! Ah! 873 00:49:38,340 --> 00:49:41,930 Up a bit. Don't stop. There we go. 874 00:49:41,980 --> 00:49:44,300 Look at me. Look... look at me! 875 00:50:01,420 --> 00:50:03,010 Look at me! 876 00:50:03,060 --> 00:50:05,020 I'm riding a sleigh. 877 00:50:06,780 --> 00:50:08,090 I'm riding a sleigh. 878 00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:12,820 Yippee yah-yay! 879 00:50:18,020 --> 00:50:21,340 ~ Oh. Maybe you could... ~ Yeah, yeah. 880 00:50:25,020 --> 00:50:26,810 I work in a shop. 881 00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:30,340 ~ I'm sorry? ~ I thought I was a scientist. 882 00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:34,770 ~ That's rubbish. ~ Finally, something that makes sense. 883 00:50:34,820 --> 00:50:36,690 You're horrible, you. 884 00:50:36,740 --> 00:50:38,890 ~ Perfume. ~ What? 885 00:50:38,940 --> 00:50:42,250 I'm an account manager for perfume. 886 00:50:42,300 --> 00:50:44,620 Does this mean we're waking up? 887 00:50:46,660 --> 00:50:48,090 Possibly. 888 00:50:48,140 --> 00:50:52,570 With any luck, we'll all wake up in our proper times and places. 889 00:50:52,620 --> 00:50:56,490 ~ Proper times? ~ Well, we could all be from different time zones. 890 00:50:56,540 --> 00:51:00,290 Time travel is always possible in dreams. 891 00:51:00,340 --> 00:51:03,810 We might not know each other? Not any of us? 892 00:51:03,860 --> 00:51:06,690 No, possibly not. 893 00:51:06,740 --> 00:51:08,530 Well, you know what we should do? 894 00:51:08,580 --> 00:51:10,610 We should swap numbers. 895 00:51:10,660 --> 00:51:12,340 We should have a reunion. 896 00:51:13,460 --> 00:51:15,260 Bellows! 897 00:51:19,420 --> 00:51:22,210 Gran! Dinner's ready. 898 00:51:22,260 --> 00:51:24,140 Yeah, sorry, I must have dozed off. 899 00:51:37,620 --> 00:51:42,010 Um, now I'm pretty sure I can remember my number so... 900 00:51:42,060 --> 00:51:46,090 if you memorise it then you text me, we can go for a curry... 901 00:51:46,140 --> 00:51:48,730 The chances of you remembering any of this are very slim. 902 00:51:48,780 --> 00:51:52,410 Well, don't say that. We'll remember, won't we, Ashley? 903 00:51:52,460 --> 00:51:54,220 Ashley? 904 00:52:05,700 --> 00:52:12,090 ~ Am I next? Is it me now? ~ Shona, you're going home. You're surviving. 905 00:52:12,140 --> 00:52:14,610 Do you want to hang out sometime? 906 00:52:14,660 --> 00:52:16,740 ~ We can just hang out. ~ Sure. 907 00:52:18,580 --> 00:52:20,740 Santa, can I stay a bit longer? 908 00:52:31,020 --> 00:52:32,780 Gross! 909 00:53:14,020 --> 00:53:16,460 It's a pity we have to wake up, really. 910 00:53:18,420 --> 00:53:20,770 It's not really something we do every day, is it? 911 00:53:20,820 --> 00:53:24,220 No, no, strictly once a year. 912 00:53:25,580 --> 00:53:27,300 We stay... 913 00:53:28,980 --> 00:53:30,340 .. we die, Clara. 914 00:53:34,100 --> 00:53:36,620 You're always such a downer, Doctor. 915 00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:49,300 Clara! 916 00:53:54,820 --> 00:53:57,300 You really should be waking up, too, Clara. 917 00:53:58,340 --> 00:54:00,460 ~ Just a little longer. ~ Why? 918 00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:11,420 Every Christmas is last Christmas. 919 00:54:17,180 --> 00:54:19,220 Hyah! 920 00:54:27,940 --> 00:54:32,660 Oh, Clara. Might have known that you would be the one to sleep in. 921 00:54:34,380 --> 00:54:37,610 OK. I tracked the psychic signal here. 922 00:54:37,660 --> 00:54:39,850 I'm pretty sure that I know how to do this now. 923 00:54:39,900 --> 00:54:42,290 One of the advantages of actually being awake. 924 00:54:42,340 --> 00:54:44,140 So, you just hold still. 925 00:54:45,580 --> 00:54:48,420 I've just got to zap the neural centres. 926 00:54:52,980 --> 00:54:57,250 OK. There you go. 927 00:54:57,300 --> 00:55:01,050 The Dream Crabs must have got to me first then found you in my memory. 928 00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:03,700 The others were collateral damage. 929 00:55:05,180 --> 00:55:06,810 Well... 930 00:55:06,860 --> 00:55:12,300 Good to see you properly at last. How long has it been? Clara... 931 00:55:13,660 --> 00:55:15,020 Oh, you know... 932 00:55:17,140 --> 00:55:19,220 .. about 62 years. 933 00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:23,700 Doctor... 934 00:55:26,020 --> 00:55:28,690 I have missed you very much... 935 00:55:28,740 --> 00:55:30,260 you stupid old man. 936 00:55:35,340 --> 00:55:38,300 I've missed you... too. 937 00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:45,370 These are Christmas hats, I've seen people use them. 938 00:55:45,420 --> 00:55:47,770 You put them on and absolutely anything seems funny. 939 00:55:47,820 --> 00:55:50,850 ~ Oh, probably won't work on you. ~ Probably not. You want to try? 940 00:55:50,900 --> 00:55:52,460 Go on, then. 941 00:55:57,740 --> 00:55:59,730 Can you really see no difference in me? 942 00:55:59,780 --> 00:56:03,300 Clara Oswald, you will never look any different to me. 943 00:56:05,140 --> 00:56:08,050 ~ So, how was it then? ~ How was what? 944 00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:10,490 The 62 years that I missed. 945 00:56:10,540 --> 00:56:13,970 Oh, how was my life, you mean? 946 00:56:14,020 --> 00:56:16,490 ~ Is there a Mr Clara? ~ No. 947 00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:20,130 ~ But there were plenty of proposals. ~ They all turned you down though? 948 00:56:20,180 --> 00:56:21,860 I turned them down! 949 00:56:25,180 --> 00:56:27,570 I travelled. 950 00:56:27,620 --> 00:56:29,460 I taught in every country in Europe. 951 00:56:30,860 --> 00:56:32,140 I learned to fly a plane. 952 00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:41,770 ~ Regrets? ~ Oh! Hundreds. 953 00:56:43,140 --> 00:56:45,370 I just wish there were time for a few more. 954 00:56:45,420 --> 00:56:48,900 Yeah, they're always the best part. Christmas cracker? We should do one. 955 00:56:53,060 --> 00:56:55,460 No-one ever matched up to Danny, eh? 956 00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:59,290 There was one other man. 957 00:56:59,340 --> 00:57:01,290 But that would never have worked out. 958 00:57:01,340 --> 00:57:03,290 Why not? 959 00:57:03,340 --> 00:57:05,140 He was impossible. 960 00:57:10,860 --> 00:57:13,250 We should do this every Christmas. 961 00:57:13,300 --> 00:57:16,540 Because every Christmas is last Christmas. 962 00:57:26,620 --> 00:57:28,060 I'm sorry... 963 00:57:30,020 --> 00:57:32,810 I was stupid. I should have come back earlier. 964 00:57:32,860 --> 00:57:34,460 I wish that I had. 965 00:57:36,180 --> 00:57:37,770 Do you, Doctor? 966 00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:39,820 How much do you wish that? 967 00:57:44,420 --> 00:57:47,170 ~ I'm not still...? ~ Wakey, wakey! 968 00:57:51,060 --> 00:57:52,860 Clara! 969 00:58:08,940 --> 00:58:10,740 Doctor. 970 00:58:11,860 --> 00:58:13,740 ~ Am I young? ~ No idea. 971 00:58:20,820 --> 00:58:22,410 Is that any good? 972 00:58:22,460 --> 00:58:24,260 Oh, that's good. 973 00:58:33,220 --> 00:58:35,140 The TARDIS is outside. 974 00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:41,530 ~ So? ~ So, all of time and all of space... 975 00:58:41,580 --> 00:58:43,890 is sitting out there. 976 00:58:43,940 --> 00:58:46,660 A big blue box. Please... 977 00:58:47,860 --> 00:58:49,420 .. don't even argue. 978 00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:04,450 Merry Christmas, Doctor. 979 00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:06,780 Merry Christmas, Clara Oswald. 980 00:59:13,380 --> 00:59:16,890 Well, look at you, all happy. That's rare. 981 00:59:16,940 --> 00:59:19,810 Do you know what's rarer? Second chances. 982 00:59:19,860 --> 00:59:22,970 I never get a second chance, so what happened this time? 983 00:59:23,020 --> 00:59:24,860 Don't even know who to thank.