1 00:00:19,830 --> 00:00:22,840 Moron! 2 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:24,320 Numbskull! 3 00:00:24,410 --> 00:00:26,420 Elf! That's racist! 4 00:00:26,420 --> 00:00:28,480 Of course it's not racist, you ARE an elf! 5 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:33,300 Chimneys? I'm sorry! 6 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:36,320 I'm just checking that you can see these massive chimneys. 7 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,370 I...They're hard to miss. 8 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:40,340 As you've clearly demonstrated, Ian! 9 00:00:40,350 --> 00:00:44,350 Donner! Donner and Blitzen! Come on down, down here, boys. 10 00:00:44,350 --> 00:00:47,290 Good boys, good boys. 11 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:48,380 Rudolph? 12 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,410 Just, just clear all the tangerines up. 13 00:00:51,410 --> 00:00:53,260 Pick 'em up - all of them, Ian. 14 00:00:53,260 --> 00:00:55,230 You know no-one really likes the tangerines, don't you? 15 00:00:55,310 --> 00:00:56,330 How dare you! 16 00:00:56,330 --> 00:00:58,320 That's my signature gift! 17 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,260 That and the walnut. 18 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:02,330 Down here, boys, come on. Rudolph?! 19 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:10,290 Sir? We've been seen. 20 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:14,250 Hello... 21 00:01:14,250 --> 00:01:16,260 Hello. Hello! 22 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:20,260 Hello, human. 23 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:21,290 You can't call her human! 24 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:23,280 It's not racist. They don't mind. 25 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:24,340 Hush up, both of you. 26 00:01:24,340 --> 00:01:29,260 Sorry about this... girl? 27 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:33,320 W-We... are just three passing, 28 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:35,280 perfectly ordinary... 29 00:01:36,290 --> 00:01:41,320 roof people, doing some emergency... roof things. 30 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,310 Carry on. Merry Christmas. 31 00:01:45,260 --> 00:01:47,300 If-if it is Christmas, I mean...! 32 00:01:49,270 --> 00:01:52,290 I don't much care for things like that, myself. Pfft! 33 00:01:52,290 --> 00:01:56,260 I mean, Christmas! Are you... 34 00:01:57,340 --> 00:01:59,330 Santa Claus? 35 00:01:59,330 --> 00:02:01,340 Me?! 36 00:02:01,340 --> 00:02:04,260 No! No! 37 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:09,330 It's ridiculous... No, no, no! 38 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:15,270 Rudolph! Rudolph! Down here! 39 00:02:15,270 --> 00:02:19,280 All right, fine, yes. Yes, it's me. 40 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:22,250 Guilty. 41 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:23,300 How did you recognise me? 42 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:27,260 You know how you grew that beard as a bit of a disguise? 43 00:02:28,270 --> 00:02:29,300 People have picked up on it. 44 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:32,280 OK, no. Hang on, stop, shut up. 45 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,320 What? Seriously, you... 46 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:38,270 you're Father Christmas? You're real? 47 00:02:38,270 --> 00:02:41,280 Of course I'm real! How could he not be real? 48 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:45,280 How do you think those presents got under the tree every year? By magic? 49 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,260 Well, I thought it was my mum and... 50 00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:48,300 Mum and Dad?! 51 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,320 Well, of course it was! 52 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,280 I mean, it makes perfect sense! 53 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:55,340 Your mum and dad, one day a year, 54 00:02:55,340 --> 00:02:58,290 for no particular reason, just out of the blue, 55 00:02:58,290 --> 00:03:01,300 suddenly decide to give you a great, big pile of presents. 56 00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:04,250 No, no, no. Because... "They love you so much!" 57 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,320 It's a lovely story, dear. 58 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:10,260 Yeah, but it's time to start living in the real world, yeah? 59 00:03:10,260 --> 00:03:12,260 OK, right. 60 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:14,270 Clara Oswald. 61 00:03:14,270 --> 00:03:16,300 Mostly favours travel books, science kits. 62 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:18,260 Strict ban on hair products. 63 00:03:18,260 --> 00:03:19,660 Marginal for the naughty list, '93. 64 00:03:20,340 --> 00:03:22,280 Believer until the age of nine. 65 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:25,260 Why did you stop? 66 00:03:25,260 --> 00:03:27,330 Because you're a fairy tale. 67 00:03:27,330 --> 00:03:29,280 I grew out of fairy tales. 68 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:32,260 Did you, Clara? 69 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,310 Did you really? 70 00:03:41,270 --> 00:03:43,330 Clara, I want you to step inside the TARDIS. 71 00:03:43,330 --> 00:03:47,300 I don't want you to talk, I want you to do as I ask. Please. 72 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:49,260 That was good, with the box. 73 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:52,260 Hmph! Not often we get upstaged on a rooftop. 74 00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:56,250 Yes, I'm really here. I'm back. 75 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:57,310 Now get inside the TARDIS. 76 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,340 I know what this is. 77 00:04:08,340 --> 00:04:12,300 I know what's happening, and I know what's at stake. 78 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:14,340 I don't think you do, Doctor. 79 00:04:14,340 --> 00:04:17,300 But I promise, before this Christmas Day is done, 80 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:19,280 you'll be glad of my help. 81 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:20,330 Happy Easter! 82 00:04:20,330 --> 00:04:23,270 Brutal! 83 00:04:23,270 --> 00:04:24,300 Cool exit line, though. 84 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:27,250 Be sure to save some room for a tangerine, Doctor. 85 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:30,250 Nobody likes tangerines. 86 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:38,300 I'm really back here. This is... this is real, yeah? 87 00:04:42,270 --> 00:04:44,280 Doctor? 88 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:45,280 Talk to me. 89 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:49,320 I never thought I was going to see you again. 90 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:51,340 What is going on out there? What's happening? 91 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:56,330 That noise. 92 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:58,300 Never knew how much I loved it. 93 00:05:01,310 --> 00:05:04,340 There's something you have to ask yourself, and it's important. 94 00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:07,340 Your life may depend on it - everybody's life. 95 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:09,340 Do you really believe in Santa Claus? 96 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:15,250 Do you know what? 97 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:17,270 Yeah. 98 00:05:19,260 --> 00:05:23,730 Right now, yeah. I think I do. 99 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:34,680 Doctor Who Special #14 Last Christmas 100 00:06:14,260 --> 00:06:16,290 'You are now 20 feet from the infirmary. 101 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,330 'In a moment, as soon as you're ready, ' 102 00:06:19,330 --> 00:06:22,290 I'll disable the security protocols. 103 00:06:22,290 --> 00:06:25,280 Your neural link is good and holding. 104 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:27,250 We stand ready to abort 105 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:29,320 and extract at the first sign of an anomaly. 106 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,260 We're going to be with you 107 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:33,270 'every step of the way, Shona.' 108 00:06:33,270 --> 00:06:36,330 We're all depending on you and we know you won't let us down. 109 00:06:39,290 --> 00:06:41,280 Shona, I'm opening the door. 110 00:06:51,330 --> 00:06:53,270 I need the toilet! 111 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:57,320 No, you don't. We're monitoring your bodily functions. 112 00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:00,340 'And how are you monitoring THAT? Cos that's rude!' 113 00:07:00,340 --> 00:07:03,280 That is... perverted. 114 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:06,260 Do you remember my briefing, Shona? 115 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,250 Yeah... 116 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:09,290 Well, no. 117 00:07:09,290 --> 00:07:11,260 I remember some of it. 118 00:07:11,260 --> 00:07:13,280 Some of it? How much? 119 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,280 Till he put his hand on my knee. 120 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:18,250 'And then I was just grossing.' 121 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:20,250 It was intended as a comfort! 122 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:21,310 For whom? 123 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:23,290 'All I could see was his nose, 124 00:07:23,290 --> 00:07:25,330 'with all the little hairs coming out of it.' 125 00:07:25,330 --> 00:07:27,280 Have you seen those? 126 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,310 It's like he's got insects trapped up there, 127 00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:32,260 all trying to escape, with their wee, wiggly legs. 128 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:34,320 OK. Let's just go through this again. 129 00:07:35,340 --> 00:07:38,300 'There are four sleepers inside the infirmary. 130 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:42,300 'You're fine, so long as they don't wake up. She's in range.' 131 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:45,260 Shona, I'm unsealing the infirmary. 132 00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:48,290 'From now on, everything you think and feel, 133 00:07:48,290 --> 00:07:51,330 'everything you see, will be available to them.' 134 00:07:51,330 --> 00:07:54,330 Most of it's fine, like traffic noise when you're sleeping. 135 00:07:54,330 --> 00:07:56,320 So long as you don't think about them. 136 00:07:56,320 --> 00:08:00,340 So long as you don't look at them. So don't think about them... 137 00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:02,340 Don't look at them. 138 00:08:11,340 --> 00:08:13,320 I thought there was going to be music. 139 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,300 We've got your playlist, ready to go. 140 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:18,330 Focus on the words of the song, try to remember what comes next. 141 00:08:18,330 --> 00:08:22,260 'That will work like interference. Here comes your earworm.' 142 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,320 Keep your eyes on the floor. 143 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:33,270 'Shut them where possible.' 144 00:08:33,270 --> 00:08:36,290 Focus on the music and move forward through the infirmary. 145 00:08:38,290 --> 00:08:43,340 ♪ It's the time that every Santa has a ball 146 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:49,270 ♪ Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer? ♪ 147 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:52,300 ♪ Does a ton-up on his sleigh? ♪ 148 00:08:56,260 --> 00:08:57,340 Dear Lord, she's not actually... 149 00:08:57,340 --> 00:08:59,320 If dancing works, it works. 150 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:01,290 This is insane! 151 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:04,260 ♪ So here it is, Merry Christmas 152 00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:06,310 ♪ Everybody's having fun... ♪ This is working! 153 00:09:09,260 --> 00:09:12,250 ♪ Look to the future now 154 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:18,320 ♪ It's only just begun 155 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:24,340 ♪ Are you waiting for the family to arrive? ♪ 156 00:09:27,270 --> 00:09:32,270 ♪ Are you sure you've got the room to spare inside... ♪ 157 00:09:34,260 --> 00:09:35,290 Argh! Argh! 158 00:09:35,290 --> 00:09:37,270 Shona? 159 00:09:37,270 --> 00:09:38,290 Shona, what's wrong? 160 00:09:38,290 --> 00:09:40,280 We've, we've got ghosts! 'Ghosts?!' 161 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:44,270 Yeah, yeah, it's a skeleton man and a girl in a nightie! 162 00:09:47,330 --> 00:09:50,290 Doctor? No, no, you're making me think about them, 163 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,270 don't make me think about them! 164 00:09:52,270 --> 00:09:54,260 What are they? 165 00:09:55,270 --> 00:09:58,300 Look, just don't ask, yeah? And don't look. 166 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:00,280 Don't make me think about them! 167 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:02,320 Deaf. 168 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,250 Blind. 169 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,340 How can they see us? 170 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:08,320 How do they even know that we're here? 171 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:11,290 They can only see you, yeah, if you see them. 172 00:10:11,290 --> 00:10:13,320 So just don't look, don't even think about them! 173 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,340 Telepathic! 174 00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:18,290 They can home in on their own image in someone else's brain. 175 00:10:18,290 --> 00:10:20,290 Third-party perception. 176 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:21,320 Mind piracy. 177 00:10:25,270 --> 00:10:26,300 We're being hacked. 178 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:27,340 What does that even mean? 179 00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:29,300 The visual input from your optic nerve 180 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,300 is being streamed to their brains. 181 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:33,310 Stop broadcasting. Close your eyes! 182 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:47,260 They're still coming, aren't they? 183 00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:49,260 It's because you're still thinking about them. 184 00:10:49,260 --> 00:10:51,270 So long as you retain them as an active memory, 185 00:10:51,270 --> 00:10:53,310 they can still home in. Think about something else. 186 00:10:53,310 --> 00:10:55,260 How?! 187 00:10:55,260 --> 00:10:57,300 ♪ So here it is, Merry Christmas... ♪ Why is she singing?! 188 00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:58,340 ♪ Everybody's having... ♪ 189 00:10:58,340 --> 00:11:01,330 She's running interference. She's trying to distract herself. 190 00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:04,320 304 minus 17. 191 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:06,270 Sorry, what? 192 00:11:06,270 --> 00:11:08,270 Plus 20 - just do it! 507. 193 00:11:10,260 --> 00:11:12,340 Minus 14, times four. 1,972. 194 00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:15,290 Stop being so good at arithmetic! I can't help it! 195 00:11:15,290 --> 00:11:17,320 Danny Pink! What's Danny Pink up to right now? 196 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,300 Probably flirting with your neighbour 197 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:21,280 or texting women of low moral character. 198 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,250 Don't you dare. 199 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:34,290 Don't you dare say that. 200 00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:36,280 I was only... Danny Pink is dead. 201 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:41,310 No, he's not. He's dead. 202 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,300 Go, run, now, now, now! 203 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:47,300 Come on, quick, quick, come on! 204 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:51,300 Here they come! 205 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,340 No! 206 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,270 Good boy. 207 00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:44,310 Well, now. 208 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,260 What seems to be the problem? 209 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,340 This is the North Pole. We don't want any trouble here. 210 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,330 Rudolph? 211 00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:58,260 Easy, son. 212 00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:01,320 Oi! Sleepy heads! 213 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:04,260 It's Christmas Eve, early to bed. 214 00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:17,270 Who the hell are you? 215 00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:19,330 Take a guess, go on. Push the boat out! 216 00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:22,280 Tooth Fairy, maybe? 217 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,340 Easter Bunny? 218 00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:26,320 Shut your mouth, wise guy, or you get yours! 219 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,310 It's a balloon animal. 220 00:13:28,310 --> 00:13:30,260 That's a toy gun. 221 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:33,250 Yeah, well, at least it's unsuitable for children under four! 222 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:36,310 Parts small enough to swallow. So watch out. 223 00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:38,310 This is ridiculous. 224 00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:41,340 Am I dreaming? Very good! 225 00:13:41,340 --> 00:13:44,330 I need to know exactly who you are, and what's happening here. 226 00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:48,340 Hello, Ashley. Lead scientist on a polar expedition! 227 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:51,280 That microscope really paid off, didn't it? 228 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,260 Now, your mum and dad wanted me to get you a toy one, 229 00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:57,340 but sometimes, I take a chance. Who are you? 230 00:13:57,340 --> 00:14:00,330 Why are you dressed like... that? 231 00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,260 Why do you think? 232 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:03,340 Come on, this is mental! 233 00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:05,320 This is totally not happening. 234 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:10,260 I got three words, Shona. Don't make me use 'em. 235 00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:11,300 What three words? 236 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:14,270 My. Little. Pony. 237 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,300 Shut up, you! Yeah? I've got lots more, babe. 238 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,300 I will mark you, Santa! 239 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:21,310 OK, Doctor, are you going to explain? What is going on? 240 00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:23,290 It's an invasion, Miss Oswald. 241 00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:25,290 An invasion of what, elves? 242 00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:28,340 THAT is racist. Elfist! 243 00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:31,320 Which is a bit hypocritical, from someone of your height. 244 00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:39,340 You seen them before, Doctor? 245 00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:41,270 I've heard of them. 246 00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:42,280 The Kantrofarri. 247 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,330 Colloquially known as the Dream Crabs. 248 00:14:45,330 --> 00:14:48,310 Yeah. Depending on how many of those are already on Earth, 249 00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:50,330 the human race may well have seen its last day. 250 00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:53,270 So, are we going to stand about arguing about 251 00:14:53,270 --> 00:14:58,260 whether I'm real or not, or are we going to get busy saving Christmas? 252 00:14:58,260 --> 00:15:01,300 Santa goes badass! He's giving me the feels. 253 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,260 Shut up! 254 00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:06,250 That's a... that's a verbal warning. Please, stop it. 255 00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:13,250 Is it dead? 256 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:17,300 I don't know. Possibly. 257 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:20,300 I'm assuming extra-terrestrial. Definitely. 258 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:24,280 Then how can you have heard of these things? Guess. 259 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:29,260 Because you're extra-terrestrial, too? Do you believe that? 260 00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:33,290 If you are Santa... - ..what are you doing here? 261 00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:36,340 It's the North Pole. And I own it. He means the actual pole. 262 00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:39,310 It goes right through the middle of the workshop. 263 00:15:39,310 --> 00:15:42,330 I've got a selfie with it! Show her. Look at Ian! 264 00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:45,320 The North Pole isn't an actual pole. 265 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,250 Of course it is. Look. 266 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,300 If it was an actual pole, it would not be stripy. 267 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:50,320 It's got to be stripy! 268 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:53,280 Otherwise, you couldn't see it moving round. 269 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,310 It's actually basic physics. 270 00:15:55,310 --> 00:15:58,320 Why's it called a Dream Crab, for a start? Theorise. 271 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:01,260 Because it generates a telepathic field. 272 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,340 And? Alters perception. 273 00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:05,320 Meaning? I seem to be doing all the work here. 274 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:08,270 Meaning we can't trust anything that we see or hear. 275 00:16:08,270 --> 00:16:10,270 Go to the window. Why? 276 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,310 Because it gets worse. 277 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,320 What is that? 278 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,300 That's how Clara and I got here. 279 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:23,310 In a box? Technically, in a telephone kiosk. 280 00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:26,260 How? 281 00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:28,260 Because it's a spaceship in disguise. 282 00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:30,260 You know what the big problem is, 283 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:32,330 in telling fantasy and reality apart? 284 00:16:32,330 --> 00:16:34,270 What? They're both ridiculous. 285 00:16:34,270 --> 00:16:35,280 It's Christmas Eve! 286 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,290 Yeah. You don't have to tell me that. 287 00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:39,290 Then why aren't you out delivering presents? 288 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,330 Technically I am. 289 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:43,340 Well, you're not. You're stood right there. Shona, grow up, love! 290 00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:45,320 Yeah, do the math, baby. 291 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:48,290 There's not just one Santa delivery team. How could there be? 292 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:52,340 There are 526,403,012 children 293 00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:55,300 all expecting presents before tomorrow morning. 294 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,320 So, that's 22 million children per hour! 295 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,290 It's impossible! Obviously, I've got a second sledge. 296 00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:03,330 So we don't know what is real and what isn't? Exactly. 297 00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:05,290 Are we in danger? 298 00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,280 We are well way past danger, Clara. 299 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,600 If I'm right, and I usually am... 300 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,250 we're dying. 301 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:13,310 Then how do we stay alive? 302 00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:15,340 I like you. Straight to the point. 303 00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:18,320 I want you to show me how you first encountered those creatures, 304 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,340 and what happened to those people in the infirmary. 305 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,300 I notice you all wear mini-cams. So I assume there is footage. 306 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:26,290 Is it possible I'm about to work with someone who might be a dream? 307 00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:27,320 If it helps, so am I. 308 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,310 We have footage on the drives. I'll see what I can pull up. 309 00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:33,300 Ashley? 310 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:36,340 What's this polar base for? Why are you all here? 311 00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:38,280 It's a long story. 312 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:44,300 What you said about Danny... 313 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,340 Unacceptable. 314 00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:54,250 I know. I had to flood your mind with random emotion. Random?! 315 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:57,280 You never told me he was dead. 316 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,310 You said he made it back. 317 00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:01,250 I lied. 318 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,300 I lied, so you'd go home to Gallifrey instead of fussing about me. 319 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:07,290 I never found Gallifrey. 320 00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:08,330 I lied. 321 00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:10,280 So you'd stay with Danny. 322 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,270 So we're dying, then? Yes. 323 00:18:29,270 --> 00:18:31,320 Why? Complicated. 324 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,250 How long do we have? 325 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,340 No idea. Just... Doctor, give me something to do. 326 00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:38,300 Trust nothing. 327 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,260 Accept nothing you see. 328 00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:42,340 Whatever happens, interrogate everything. 329 00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:44,300 In case it's a lie? 330 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,310 In case it's a lie. 331 00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:52,290 Reindeer can't fly. They just can't. 332 00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:55,340 No, no, they can't. It's a scientific impossibility. 333 00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:58,330 That is why I feed mine magic carrots. 334 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:04,340 You all right? 335 00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:08,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to talk sense into Beardy-Weirdy. 336 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,300 You don't seem much like a scientist. 337 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:12,330 That's a bit rude, coming from a magician! 338 00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:15,270 Why are you out here? What brought you to the North Pole? 339 00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:17,330 Long story, isn't it? 340 00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,280 You missed the killer question. Sorry, what? 341 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,270 Beardy-Weirdy. Yeah? 342 00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:25,320 How do you get all the presents in the sleigh? 343 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,250 It's bigger on the inside. 344 00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:30,310 Doctor? 345 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:37,280 Sorry, starving. 346 00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:42,280 What am I looking at? 347 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:45,290 Footage from a week ago. A side expedition from our main mission. 348 00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:47,260 What is your main mission? 349 00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:48,330 Long story. 350 00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:51,310 Ice cave directly beneath this base. 351 00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:55,300 Now, look at what we found. 352 00:19:57,310 --> 00:20:00,320 Dormant at first. Until you looked at them too long. 353 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,260 Till you thought about them. Exactly. 354 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:06,340 Sleeping. Probably been down there for centuries. 355 00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:10,260 And it wakes up when you think about it? 356 00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:15,280 They can detect their own mental picture in any nearby mind. 357 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,310 That's Bellows' theory. 358 00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:18,290 It's like it responds to the presence 359 00:20:18,290 --> 00:20:21,270 of any data concerning itself. That was always the legend. 360 00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:24,290 You think about a Dream Crab, a Dream Crab is coming for you. 361 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,310 This is where it gets really nasty. Only now? 362 00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:36,280 OK. Then what? 363 00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,280 They're a bit like Facehuggers, aren't they? 364 00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:51,340 Facehuggers? 365 00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:53,300 You know, Alien. 366 00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:56,320 The horror movie, Alien. 367 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:59,280 There's a horror movie called Alien? 368 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:03,250 That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you. 369 00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:07,310 First, they just slept. Couple of days, just lying there. 370 00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:10,310 And then they became aggressive? 371 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,280 If we got close enough, yeah. 372 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,310 It would take the Dream Crab a little while to take control. 373 00:21:15,310 --> 00:21:18,300 Depends how much of the host brain was... 374 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:19,320 Was what? 375 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,340 Digested. 376 00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:28,270 Are they still alive under those things? Depends what you call alive. 377 00:21:28,270 --> 00:21:31,260 Are they suffering? No, no, no. 378 00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:34,320 The Dream Crab induces a dream state. 379 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:38,270 Keeps you happy and relaxed, in a perfectly realised dream world, 380 00:21:38,270 --> 00:21:39,330 as you dissolve. 381 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,250 Merciful, I suppose. 382 00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:45,340 Compared to what? 383 00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:48,310 Compared to that turkey leg you keep eating. 384 00:21:48,310 --> 00:21:51,270 Could you rewind? I'd like to see them dormant again. 385 00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:53,290 Clara, could you fetch me the dead one? 386 00:21:53,290 --> 00:21:55,340 Maybe I could fetch you a cup of tea while I'm at it! 387 00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:59,250 Yes, and a punch in the face, too. 388 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:01,250 My very next suggestion. Fair enough. 389 00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:16,270 Doctor? 390 00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:38,250 What's wrong? 391 00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:39,310 We're thinking about it. 392 00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:40,340 Clara! 393 00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:45,340 100 minus 42 is 58 times 3 is 174 minus 32 394 00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:50,300 is 142 divided by 7 is 20 and, and, and a bit. 395 00:22:52,260 --> 00:22:54,330 Think about something else, think about something else. 396 00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:57,330 Danny Pink, Danny, Danny. 397 00:22:57,330 --> 00:23:01,300 Danny Pink, I love you and I'll never see you again, and I'm sorry. 398 00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:06,300 I'm sorry, I lied. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... 399 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,300 Who are you? 400 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:31,310 What do you mean, who am I? Who do you think I am? 401 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:33,290 Danny? 402 00:23:33,290 --> 00:23:35,250 Merry Christmas! 403 00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:36,260 Come on! 404 00:23:36,260 --> 00:23:37,320 Come on where? 405 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,320 Downstairs. 406 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,280 Why? 407 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,480 Well, you know what day it is! 408 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,290 What day is it? 409 00:23:47,290 --> 00:23:49,320 Easter. It's Easter Day. 410 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,340 That's why I'm dressed like this, I'm Father Easter! 411 00:23:52,340 --> 00:23:57,260 Is that a thing? No, because it's Christmas! 412 00:23:57,260 --> 00:24:00,300 Well, you've made me want chocolate now. 413 00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:04,300 Good. Come on, you. Out of bed, downstairs. 414 00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:06,270 I have surprises. 415 00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:08,280 Tickets for the Indian Orient Express. 416 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,320 That painting we saw in Paris, and permission to own a cat. 417 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,270 How did you know? 418 00:24:13,270 --> 00:24:15,280 Because those are exactly the things I want 419 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,330 and you are too clever ever to be wrong. 420 00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:20,280 How do you make you clever into me being clever? 421 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,300 I always protect your ego from the truth. 422 00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:24,320 Thank you for that! 423 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,250 It's Christmas. Hurry up, then! 424 00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:43,340 Danny? 425 00:24:47,260 --> 00:24:49,280 Whose blackboard is that? 426 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,270 What blackboard? 427 00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:57,320 Are you coming? 428 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,300 Yeah, just a moment...! 429 00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:04,340 Clara? 430 00:25:06,260 --> 00:25:07,280 Coming! 431 00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:24,320 Clara! 432 00:25:26,290 --> 00:25:27,310 Yeah. 433 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,310 Just a minute. 434 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,280 'Dying!' 435 00:25:56,340 --> 00:25:58,340 'Dying!' 436 00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:05,270 'Clara! Clara!' 437 00:26:19,340 --> 00:26:21,250 Well, come on then. 438 00:26:24,290 --> 00:26:27,340 You don't know what I'm wearing underneath this Santa outfit! 439 00:26:27,340 --> 00:26:31,270 Your pyjamas. You're too shy to wear less than two layers. 440 00:26:31,270 --> 00:26:33,290 You could have used your imagination. 441 00:26:33,290 --> 00:26:35,310 Yeah, I generally have to. 442 00:26:39,310 --> 00:26:41,280 'Clara!' 443 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,340 Clara, you're dreaming. 444 00:26:42,340 --> 00:26:44,290 You're dying. 445 00:26:45,330 --> 00:26:47,320 Can you hear me? 446 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,340 Clara? 447 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:51,320 We did try to waken the others. No stimulus worked. 448 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,310 OK, we kill it. 449 00:26:54,310 --> 00:26:57,280 We find a way to kill it and we get it off her. How do we kill it? 450 00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:00,250 There's no way to kill it without killing your friend, too. 451 00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:01,290 And as a scientist, may I just say, 452 00:27:01,290 --> 00:27:03,290 I don't like the way you're talking... Santa! 453 00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:06,300 In the infirmary, you told the sleepers to go to bed, 454 00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:07,320 and they obeyed you. 455 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,260 Sorry, doesn't mean I can get that creature off her. 456 00:27:10,260 --> 00:27:12,250 But you can get back in there unharmed. 457 00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:14,330 What?! You're asking Santa for help? He doesn't exist! 458 00:27:14,330 --> 00:27:17,250 And how would you know that? 459 00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:21,280 How did you become an expert on what does and doesn't exist? 460 00:27:25,340 --> 00:27:28,280 I can commit several million housebreaks in one night, 461 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,260 dressed in a red suit with jingle bells. 462 00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:32,270 So of course I can get back into the infirmary. 463 00:27:32,270 --> 00:27:36,300 Good. Because there's only one way that I can communicate with Clara. 464 00:27:58,340 --> 00:28:00,300 Your dad? 465 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:02,290 Going by the timing, I'd say so. 466 00:28:03,310 --> 00:28:05,340 If you let him anywhere near the subject of golf, 467 00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:08,260 I will do a thing, and it will not be a good thing. 468 00:28:08,260 --> 00:28:10,330 Aren't we giving him golf clubs? 469 00:28:10,330 --> 00:28:12,290 And I'm prepared to use them! 470 00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:23,320 Hi. 471 00:28:25,260 --> 00:28:26,260 Hi. 472 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:30,270 Doctor? 473 00:28:30,270 --> 00:28:33,300 It's not real, Clara. You know it's not real. 474 00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:35,320 It's a dream, and it's killing you. 475 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,260 Merry Christmas! 476 00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:43,300 You remember Danny, of course. 477 00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:46,300 Not as well as you, clearly. You've made him a fraction taller. 478 00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:48,330 Merry Christmas, PE. Compliments of the season, sir! 479 00:28:48,330 --> 00:28:51,340 Dialogue's pretty good, too. Nice work. It's all in the detail. 480 00:28:51,340 --> 00:28:54,260 Just stop it. 481 00:28:54,260 --> 00:28:56,260 He's not real, Clara. 482 00:28:56,260 --> 00:28:58,260 None of this is real. 483 00:28:58,260 --> 00:29:00,340 What's real is that there is an alien organism 484 00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:02,320 wrapped around your face, 485 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,340 keeping you warm and happy, while it eats you. 486 00:29:05,340 --> 00:29:07,310 Mince pie, anyone? 487 00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:09,270 You're dying. 488 00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:12,300 If this is a dream, how can you be here? 489 00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:14,310 How can we both be having the same dream? 490 00:29:14,310 --> 00:29:16,280 There was only one way to get to you. 491 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,250 And what was that? I'm dying, too. 492 00:29:27,250 --> 00:29:28,340 Have we just killed him? 493 00:29:28,340 --> 00:29:30,300 Have we just made it worse? 494 00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:33,290 He thinks he can join the dream, get her out. 495 00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:36,330 Have a little faith. 496 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,300 You just wake up. Just leave me here, please. 497 00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:44,330 You have a pain right here. 498 00:29:44,330 --> 00:29:48,260 It's like an ice cream pain, but gentle. Do you know what that is? 499 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,290 The skin and bone have been parted, probably half an inch, 500 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:55,270 and something has pushed right into the soft tissue of your brain 501 00:29:55,270 --> 00:29:59,260 and is very slowly dissolving it. I want you to picture it this way. 502 00:29:59,260 --> 00:30:01,330 Somebody has put a straw right through your skull 503 00:30:01,330 --> 00:30:02,340 and is drinking you. 504 00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:06,340 You should be screaming with agony, but there's anaesthetic. 505 00:30:06,340 --> 00:30:11,250 Everything around you right now - even Danny, especially Danny, 506 00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:12,280 that's the anaesthetic. 507 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,300 Why are you doing this? Why are you saying all that? 508 00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:17,290 Because it's true! How long do you think you've been here? 509 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:20,340 All day. No, no, no, no. 510 00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:22,300 Barely five minutes. 511 00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:26,260 Because dream time goes faster. Because this isn't real. 512 00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:28,260 Danny isn't real. 513 00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:33,260 Danny Pink died saving the world. 514 00:30:33,260 --> 00:30:34,320 I really didn't. 515 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:37,330 I'm sorry. I thought there was a way back for him, 516 00:30:37,330 --> 00:30:40,320 but I was wrong, I can't change that, he's dead. 517 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,250 I didn't die saving the world, Doctor, 518 00:30:43,250 --> 00:30:45,310 I died saving Clara. The rest of you just got lucky. 519 00:30:49,310 --> 00:30:51,270 How long has she got? 520 00:30:52,340 --> 00:30:56,290 Minutes, till it's irreversible. 521 00:30:56,290 --> 00:30:58,270 Well, then, get out the way. 522 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,320 I'm a dream and you know I am, right? 523 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,280 Right, one thing. 524 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,330 But it's important. It's a very important thing. 525 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:17,260 That is totally how you guessed all my presents. 526 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:26,270 I miss you. 527 00:31:26,270 --> 00:31:28,290 Five minutes. What? 528 00:31:28,290 --> 00:31:30,330 You can miss me for five minutes a day. 529 00:31:30,330 --> 00:31:32,300 And you'd better do it properly. 530 00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:35,280 You'd better be sad. I expect my five. 531 00:31:36,300 --> 00:31:40,270 But all the rest of the time, Clara, all the rest of the time, 532 00:31:40,270 --> 00:31:42,390 every single second, you just get the hell on with it. 533 00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:45,260 Clear? 534 00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:48,260 Don't you soldier me! 535 00:31:48,260 --> 00:31:49,300 Do as you're told. 536 00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:51,260 Brave. 537 00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:52,300 Dead already. 538 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,320 How does she wake up? I don't know. 539 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,330 Just try. 540 00:31:59,330 --> 00:32:01,320 Accept this isn't real, and try. 541 00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:06,280 Do it. For me. 542 00:32:10,290 --> 00:32:12,280 When I wake up, you won't be there. 543 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:18,300 Do you know why people get together at Christmas? 544 00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:22,260 Because every time they do, it might be the last time. 545 00:32:22,260 --> 00:32:25,320 Every Christmas is last Christmas. And this is ours. 546 00:32:26,340 --> 00:32:29,290 This was a bonus. This is extra. 547 00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:33,460 But now it's time to wake up. 548 00:32:44,290 --> 00:32:46,300 Argh! 549 00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:51,250 Clara? Clara, look at me, Clara! Clara! 550 00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:54,330 Breathe, breathe. Breathe. Breathe. 551 00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:14,250 So these creatures - when their feeding goes wrong, they die? 552 00:33:14,250 --> 00:33:16,310 The carnivore's hazard. Food has teeth too. 553 00:33:19,250 --> 00:33:20,310 You OK? 554 00:33:20,310 --> 00:33:21,330 No. 555 00:33:21,330 --> 00:33:23,290 Good. 556 00:33:23,290 --> 00:33:26,270 There are some things we should never be OK about. 557 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,270 There doesn't seem to be a wound. 558 00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:34,250 No. And the pain's still there, isn't it? 559 00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:37,310 Is it the ice cream pain? Just here? Cos I've got that. 560 00:33:37,310 --> 00:33:40,270 It's the cold, I think. Some sort of reaction. 561 00:33:40,270 --> 00:33:42,270 But only on one side, just that spot there. 562 00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:43,330 Doesn't that strike you as odd? 563 00:33:43,330 --> 00:33:45,310 Well, we've all got it. 564 00:33:45,310 --> 00:33:48,280 OK. So why do we all have that pain? Theorise. 565 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,310 Don't treat me like a beginner! 566 00:33:50,310 --> 00:33:54,250 I was dreaming, then I woke up, I know that. 567 00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:57,310 Do you? And have you ever woken up from a dream 568 00:33:57,310 --> 00:33:59,290 and discovered you're still dreaming? 569 00:33:59,290 --> 00:34:05,280 Dreams within dreams - dream states nested inside each other. 570 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:08,320 All perfectly possible. Especially when we are dealing with creatures 571 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,340 who have weaponised our dreams against us. 572 00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:13,330 I don't know about anybody else, 573 00:34:13,330 --> 00:34:16,290 but I'm pretty certain I'm awake right now. 574 00:34:16,290 --> 00:34:19,250 Which is odd, when you think about it. 575 00:34:19,250 --> 00:34:20,280 Odd? 576 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,260 Impossible, in fact. 577 00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:24,340 How can any of us be awake? 578 00:34:24,340 --> 00:34:27,250 I don't understand. 579 00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:29,270 Remember how we all first met? 580 00:34:29,270 --> 00:34:31,260 In the infirmary? 581 00:34:31,260 --> 00:34:33,340 Come on, quick, quick, come on. Go! Run, now! 582 00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:36,300 Those creatures coming down from the ceiling, attacking us. 583 00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:38,250 Here they come! 584 00:34:40,270 --> 00:34:41,320 We never stood a chance. 585 00:34:43,270 --> 00:34:45,280 How did we survive that? 586 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,260 Well, w-we were rescued. 587 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,340 Yeah, we were rescued. 588 00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:54,330 And who was it that rescued us? 589 00:34:54,330 --> 00:34:58,300 No, no, no, I need you to do the east coast right now. 590 00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:02,300 Well, otherwise you'll be delivering to the islands in broad daylight. 591 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:05,250 Yeah, listen... Please try and remember 592 00:35:05,250 --> 00:35:07,300 that our mugshots are on every Christmas card. 593 00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:12,250 Yeah, just get it done, head towards the northern lights. 594 00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:14,330 Yes, I remembered to switch them on! 595 00:35:14,330 --> 00:35:18,320 The Helman-Ziegler test - the only reliable dream test that I know. 596 00:35:20,330 --> 00:35:23,330 Your base manual. I take it none of you have memorised this. 597 00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:25,320 I haven't, I haven't read it. 598 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,290 These books should be identical in the real world. 599 00:35:28,290 --> 00:35:30,270 But as they don't exist in your memory, 600 00:35:30,270 --> 00:35:32,270 in a dream, they can't be. Agreed? 601 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:34,330 Clara. 602 00:35:34,330 --> 00:35:37,300 Give me any two-digit number. 603 00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:38,330 57. 604 00:35:38,330 --> 00:35:43,320 All right, all of you, turn to page 57 and look at the very first word. 605 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,280 Right, when I point at you. 606 00:35:48,310 --> 00:35:50,280 Isotope. 607 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:54,260 Well? 608 00:35:54,260 --> 00:35:56,270 Extremely. 609 00:35:57,290 --> 00:35:58,320 Inside. 610 00:35:59,330 --> 00:36:03,260 Chocolate. Why did I get chocolate, what's that about? 611 00:36:03,260 --> 00:36:05,320 This can't be right. We must have got it wrong, that's all. 612 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,260 Well, we'll do it again. Clara? 613 00:36:07,260 --> 00:36:08,340 24. 24. 614 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,310 We. 615 00:36:12,310 --> 00:36:13,330 Are. 616 00:36:13,330 --> 00:36:14,340 All. 617 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:18,280 Shona? 618 00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:23,300 Dead. 619 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:31,310 Since the attack in the infirmary, nothing has been real? 620 00:36:31,310 --> 00:36:34,290 The attack is still going on. This is it! 621 00:36:34,290 --> 00:36:36,340 We've been dreaming since then? 622 00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:38,320 For Easter's sake! 623 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,270 Of course you've been dreaming! 624 00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:45,340 Haven't you been paying attention? 625 00:36:45,340 --> 00:36:49,250 Rudolph - did you see the nose? 626 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,320 The North Pole? 627 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,300 Come on, with stripes?! 628 00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:54,260 This... 629 00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:55,260 is... 630 00:36:55,260 --> 00:36:56,330 a dream! 631 00:36:56,330 --> 00:36:59,340 How much more obvious do you want me to make it? 632 00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:02,320 Because I can text the Easter Bunny, you know. 633 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,320 Seriously? You're trying to help? 634 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:09,250 As you stand here, chatting, chatting, 635 00:37:09,250 --> 00:37:11,290 your lives are ending. 636 00:37:11,290 --> 00:37:14,340 Unless you wake up, unless you free yourselves 637 00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:16,300 from these dreadful creatures, 638 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:18,290 they're going to destroy you. 639 00:37:18,290 --> 00:37:20,330 You're a dream who's trying to save us? 640 00:37:20,330 --> 00:37:24,320 Shona, sweetheart, I'm Santa Claus. 641 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,280 I think you just defined me! 642 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,280 This makes perfect sense. 643 00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:34,340 The Dream Crab tries to make the dream as real as possible 644 00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:38,340 to trap you inside it. It creates dreams within dreams 645 00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:41,300 so you can never be sure if you are really awake. 646 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:44,320 But your brain knows something is wrong. 647 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,290 Your subconscious fights back. 648 00:37:46,290 --> 00:37:50,330 THIS is your mind, trying to tell you this isn't real. 649 00:37:50,330 --> 00:37:53,260 So it gives you me. 650 00:37:53,260 --> 00:37:55,270 Sweet Papa Chrimbo! 651 00:37:55,270 --> 00:37:58,300 It gives you comedy elves, flying reindeer. 652 00:37:58,300 --> 00:37:59,330 Exactly! 653 00:37:59,330 --> 00:38:02,310 A time-travelling scientist dressed as a magician. 654 00:38:02,310 --> 00:38:04,270 Classic! 655 00:38:04,270 --> 00:38:06,260 No, no, no. Hang on. No, no, no, no. 656 00:38:06,260 --> 00:38:07,340 Living in a phone box. 657 00:38:07,340 --> 00:38:10,270 It's a spaceship in disguise! 658 00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:13,330 You see how none of this makes any sense? 659 00:38:13,330 --> 00:38:15,310 Shut up, Santa! 660 00:38:15,310 --> 00:38:18,320 I've watched over you all your lives. 661 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,280 I've taken care of you from Christmas to Christmas. 662 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,310 But you're not real! 663 00:38:23,310 --> 00:38:26,260 And yet, that never stopped me. 664 00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:29,290 All of you, come near. Come here, come on! Join hands. 665 00:38:29,290 --> 00:38:33,300 No, look, we don't need all this touchy-feely stuff. Shut up, Doctor! 666 00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:36,300 Join hands. Come on, concentrate. Why? 667 00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:39,300 You are deep inside this dream, all right, 668 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:40,340 and it is a shared mental state, 669 00:38:40,340 --> 00:38:43,310 so it is drawing power from the multi-consciousness gestalt 670 00:38:43,310 --> 00:38:47,260 which has now formed telepathically... No, no, no. 671 00:38:47,260 --> 00:38:50,340 Line in the sand. Santa Claus does not do the scientific explanation! 672 00:38:50,340 --> 00:38:54,280 All right. As the Doctor might say, "Aw, it's all a bit dreamy-weamy!" 673 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,330 Why don't you just go and make a naughty list? 674 00:38:56,330 --> 00:38:59,260 I have, mate, and you're on it! Don't give me that look. 675 00:38:59,260 --> 00:39:01,300 You're supposed to be warm and friendly and cheerful! 676 00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:04,260 Look at your great bedside manner! Don't be so hostile! 677 00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:05,340 Doctor, behave! 678 00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:09,340 This is very sweet. But right now I have an alien life form 679 00:39:09,340 --> 00:39:13,290 wrapped around my face, and apparently it's digesting my brain. 680 00:39:13,290 --> 00:39:17,300 When you speak, how do I know it's not the Dream Crab? 681 00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:18,340 Good question. 682 00:39:18,340 --> 00:39:20,330 Spoken like a scientist. 683 00:39:20,330 --> 00:39:23,250 Can I put it another way? 684 00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:26,300 Why would the part of our brain that is trying to keep all of us alive 685 00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:28,310 choose you for a face? 686 00:39:28,310 --> 00:39:30,300 Is anyone else asking that? 687 00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:32,340 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All of us. 688 00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:34,340 All of us. Why you? 689 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:38,280 Well... 690 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:43,270 It's the North Pole, it's Christmas Day. 691 00:39:43,270 --> 00:39:44,320 You're dying. 692 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,300 Who you gonna call? 693 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:49,310 Just one last time? 694 00:39:49,310 --> 00:39:51,270 One last Christmas, 695 00:39:51,270 --> 00:39:54,280 as if your lives depended on it. Please! 696 00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:58,290 Believe in Santa! 697 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,270 I'm not very good with this holdy-hand thing. Tough. 698 00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:05,300 I WILL hold Clara's hand, but that's it. 699 00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:07,340 Shona, take his hand. No, I'm fine, I'm fine. 700 00:40:07,340 --> 00:40:10,260 This is very Christmassy, isn't it? 701 00:40:10,260 --> 00:40:12,290 OK, so what do we...? 702 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,270 Where did he go? 703 00:40:16,310 --> 00:40:19,320 We're waking up. That part of the dream is over. 704 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,310 We're on our own now. 705 00:40:21,310 --> 00:40:22,340 Well, then. What do we do? 706 00:40:22,340 --> 00:40:24,340 That pain in your head. Make it worse. 707 00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:26,330 Head towards it. 708 00:40:26,330 --> 00:40:28,320 So when we wake up, what do we expect? 709 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,340 Only a few moments will have passed at the most. 710 00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:33,270 The attack is still in progress. I'm scared. 711 00:40:33,270 --> 00:40:35,330 Congratulations. That means you're not an idiot. 712 00:40:35,330 --> 00:40:38,280 It's not like the last time. 713 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:39,320 Last time wasn't real. 714 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,320 Good luck. 715 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,280 Stay calm. 716 00:40:44,310 --> 00:40:47,270 And God bless us, every one. 717 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,320 Run! 718 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,280 Clara! 719 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:11,300 Doctor! 720 00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:19,280 Out, out, now! NOW! 721 00:41:27,290 --> 00:41:30,260 Everyone all right? Yeah. 722 00:41:30,260 --> 00:41:31,340 Good. 723 00:41:31,340 --> 00:41:33,320 Bye. 724 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,330 Sorry, I'll just go and... 725 00:41:35,330 --> 00:41:39,300 No need for chatting, you'll only get attached. This isn't Facebook. 726 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:44,330 What about the Dream Crabs? 727 00:41:44,330 --> 00:41:46,280 They're fine. 728 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,330 And the people that they're eating? Beyond help. 729 00:41:49,330 --> 00:41:52,340 Doctor, the others are still in danger. 730 00:41:52,340 --> 00:41:55,260 Only if they're stupid. 731 00:41:55,260 --> 00:41:56,320 There are polar bears on this ice cap. 732 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,330 Am I supposed to do something about that, too? 733 00:41:58,330 --> 00:42:00,310 We know Dream Crabs are still on Earth. 734 00:42:00,310 --> 00:42:02,260 There are lots of dangerous things 735 00:42:02,260 --> 00:42:05,300 on this funny little planet of yours, Clara, most of which you eat. 736 00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:07,330 I'm the Doctor, not your mam! 737 00:42:10,250 --> 00:42:11,260 Doctor? 738 00:42:12,330 --> 00:42:14,320 If Santa was only in the dream... 739 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,300 why was he on my roof? 740 00:42:21,290 --> 00:42:22,300 Four! 741 00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:25,330 Four patients. 742 00:42:25,330 --> 00:42:27,320 Four manuals. 743 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,260 Hurry! 744 00:42:30,330 --> 00:42:32,340 Do you know what I hate about the obvious? 745 00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:34,310 What? 746 00:42:34,310 --> 00:42:36,290 Missing it! 747 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,290 As you were, no saluting. 748 00:42:43,290 --> 00:42:45,260 Are you the same people as before? 749 00:42:45,260 --> 00:42:47,300 Of course they are! Sorry, I deleted you. 750 00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:50,300 Well, that's not a very nice attitude, is it? 751 00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:52,300 Four manuals, yes? 752 00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:54,300 Yes, why? One each. 753 00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:56,270 One each, yes. What's the problem? 754 00:42:56,270 --> 00:42:58,320 The problem is, you can't see the problem. 755 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,290 For instance, you, gobby one. 756 00:43:01,290 --> 00:43:03,330 I have a name, actually. Doesn't matter, I don't need it. 757 00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:06,340 When we first met you in the infirmary, what were you doing? 758 00:43:06,340 --> 00:43:09,260 It's a long story. 759 00:43:09,260 --> 00:43:13,250 Uptight boss one. What is the primary mission of this polar base? 760 00:43:13,250 --> 00:43:14,260 It's a long story. 761 00:43:14,260 --> 00:43:18,260 Sexy one - what brings you to the North Pole at your age? 762 00:43:18,260 --> 00:43:20,320 It's a long... story. 763 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,320 OK. Why are they all giving the same answer? 764 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:26,280 Because that is a tiny bit freaky. You think that's freaky? Try this. 765 00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:29,340 We were in the TARDIS - why did WE come here? 766 00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:31,300 It's a long story. 767 00:43:35,290 --> 00:43:36,320 Doctor? 768 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,320 Dreams, they're funny. 769 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,320 They're disjointed, 770 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:46,260 they're silly, they're full of... gaps. 771 00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:48,340 But you don't notice, because the dream protects itself. 772 00:43:48,340 --> 00:43:51,300 Stops you asking the right questions. 773 00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:54,340 For example, why do you have four manuals, one each, 774 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:56,320 when you have a crew of eight? 775 00:43:59,260 --> 00:44:03,250 Or did you forget about your friends in the infirmary here? 776 00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:04,290 But we woke up! 777 00:44:04,290 --> 00:44:06,330 Dreams within dreams, I warned you. 778 00:44:06,330 --> 00:44:08,340 This isn't a dream. I know it isn't. 779 00:44:08,340 --> 00:44:10,330 No-one knows they're not dreaming. 780 00:44:10,330 --> 00:44:12,340 Not one of us. Not ever. 781 00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:15,290 Not for one single moment of our lives. 782 00:44:16,340 --> 00:44:18,290 Clara? 783 00:44:18,290 --> 00:44:21,280 Page number. Make it a good one. 784 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,340 12. 785 00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:26,340 Very. 786 00:44:26,340 --> 00:44:28,250 Very. 787 00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:29,320 Very. 788 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,280 Dead. 789 00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:35,270 And who's going to be the first to admit it? Admit what? 790 00:44:35,270 --> 00:44:36,430 That the pain is still there. 791 00:44:38,250 --> 00:44:40,260 Actually, I think it's getting worse. 792 00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:42,340 Yes, there is an alien organism in your brain, eating it. 793 00:44:42,340 --> 00:44:44,340 Of course it's getting worse. Doctor? 794 00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:47,320 What are they doing? 795 00:44:48,330 --> 00:44:51,270 Factually, getting up. 796 00:44:51,270 --> 00:44:53,330 Significantly, sensing the endgame. 797 00:44:53,330 --> 00:44:55,300 How? I don't understand. 798 00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:58,260 Well, look at them. Go on. 799 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,260 Look at them. Look at them properly. Look who they are. 800 00:45:04,250 --> 00:45:05,310 They're you. 801 00:45:05,310 --> 00:45:08,260 The sleepers are you. 802 00:45:08,260 --> 00:45:09,330 How can they be us? 803 00:45:09,330 --> 00:45:11,340 Because we're dreaming, all of us. 804 00:45:11,340 --> 00:45:17,260 This base isn't real. None of us are actually standing in the room. 805 00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:20,270 I'm probably asleep in my TARDIS. Clara, you must be in bed. 806 00:45:20,270 --> 00:45:21,340 God knows where the rest of you are, 807 00:45:21,340 --> 00:45:23,310 probably scattered all over the world. 808 00:45:23,310 --> 00:45:26,340 But wherever you are, the Dream Crabs have got us, 809 00:45:26,340 --> 00:45:30,300 and we're all being networked into the same nightmare. 810 00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:36,260 What are they doing? It's your subconscious again. 811 00:45:36,260 --> 00:45:38,270 The sleepers represent the part of your mind 812 00:45:38,270 --> 00:45:41,280 that's already surrendered to the attack. 813 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:45,260 These are dream images of what's coming to kill you. That's me! 814 00:45:45,260 --> 00:45:46,310 That's actually me! 815 00:45:46,310 --> 00:45:48,320 No, it's a metaphorical construct 816 00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:51,290 representing a psychic attack within a shared dreamscape. 817 00:45:51,290 --> 00:45:52,340 Do please keep up. 818 00:45:52,340 --> 00:45:55,340 But it's me! Don't get too close. 819 00:45:55,340 --> 00:46:00,260 Why? Because this is a nightmare. 820 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,300 Look out! They're coming through! 821 00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:09,320 Out! Outside, now! 822 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,340 Run, run, run, run! Run! 823 00:46:11,340 --> 00:46:13,320 Run, run, all of you, go. 824 00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,260 Run! 825 00:46:29,340 --> 00:46:33,290 We'll freeze to death out here. But it's just a dream. 826 00:46:33,290 --> 00:46:36,290 This dream just killed your friend, start taking it seriously. 827 00:46:36,290 --> 00:46:39,280 Where's Albert? Where's the professor? 828 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,290 He probably just woke up somewhere in the real world, dead. 829 00:46:42,290 --> 00:46:47,310 If we don't wake up now, we'll do the same. But how? I don't know. 830 00:46:54,340 --> 00:46:57,280 The TARDIS! Come on! Come on! 831 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,260 Doctor, it's not the real TARDIS. 832 00:46:59,260 --> 00:47:01,310 Well, let's hope that I dreamed it really well then. 833 00:47:07,270 --> 00:47:11,250 It's us. Of course it's us. We're dreaming too. 834 00:47:12,260 --> 00:47:13,300 My God...! 835 00:47:15,260 --> 00:47:18,340 How is that possible? How can there be so many?! 836 00:47:18,340 --> 00:47:20,300 The logic of a nightmare. 837 00:47:28,260 --> 00:47:30,260 So, tell us how to wake up. 838 00:47:30,260 --> 00:47:33,310 Because you're always talking like you're so clever, going on and on. 839 00:47:33,310 --> 00:47:36,320 So tell us what to do! We have to leave this place. 840 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:40,280 Leave it? How? Use your imagination. 841 00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:41,290 Excuse me? 842 00:47:41,290 --> 00:47:43,260 Dream yourselves home. 843 00:47:44,290 --> 00:47:46,260 But how? 844 00:47:47,270 --> 00:47:50,340 Come on, it's Christmas, the North Pole, who you gonna call? 845 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,250 Hyahhh! 846 00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:10,280 Get in the sleigh. 847 00:48:17,270 --> 00:48:21,300 Fortunately, I know all your home addresses. Hyah! 848 00:48:33,300 --> 00:48:35,320 So, what happens now? 849 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,290 Hyah! This is us just waking up, right? 850 00:48:38,290 --> 00:48:42,270 Could be. Well, I hope so. Waking up or... Or? 851 00:48:42,270 --> 00:48:43,340 Just focus on this. 852 00:48:43,340 --> 00:48:45,330 Do you believe in Santa Claus? 853 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,260 I've always believed in Santa Claus. 854 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,290 But he looks a little different to me. 855 00:49:05,290 --> 00:49:06,320 Look! 856 00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:14,320 You want to take the reins, Doctor? 857 00:49:16,270 --> 00:49:19,300 You're a dream construct, currently representing 858 00:49:19,300 --> 00:49:21,310 either my recovering or expiring mind. 859 00:49:21,310 --> 00:49:24,270 Yes, but do you want a go? 860 00:49:24,270 --> 00:49:26,280 Yeah. All right. 861 00:49:31,310 --> 00:49:33,280 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 862 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,340 Easy! This way. No, no, no! 863 00:49:39,250 --> 00:49:42,320 Up a bit. Don't stop. There we go. 864 00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:45,250 Look at me. Look... look at me! 865 00:50:02,260 --> 00:50:03,320 Look at me! 866 00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,320 I'm riding a sleigh. 867 00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:08,330 I'm riding a sleigh. 868 00:50:12,270 --> 00:50:13,300 Yippee yah-yay! 869 00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:22,250 Maybe you could... Yeah, yeah. 870 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:27,300 I work in a shop. 871 00:50:27,300 --> 00:50:31,250 I'm sorry? I thought I was a scientist. 872 00:50:32,270 --> 00:50:35,300 That's rubbish. Finally, something that makes sense. 873 00:50:35,300 --> 00:50:37,290 You're horrible, you. 874 00:50:37,290 --> 00:50:39,310 Perfume. What? 875 00:50:39,310 --> 00:50:43,250 I'm an account manager for perfume. 876 00:50:43,250 --> 00:50:45,280 Does this mean we're waking up? 877 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:48,330 Possibly. 878 00:50:48,330 --> 00:50:53,280 With any luck, we'll all wake up in our proper times and places. 879 00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:57,270 Proper times? Well, we could all be from different time zones. 880 00:50:57,270 --> 00:51:01,250 Time travel is always possible in dreams. 881 00:51:01,250 --> 00:51:04,300 We might not know each other? Not any of us? 882 00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:07,290 No, possibly not. 883 00:51:07,290 --> 00:51:09,280 Well, you know what we should do? 884 00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,280 We should swap numbers. 885 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,250 We should have a reunion. 886 00:51:14,260 --> 00:51:15,340 Bellows! 887 00:51:20,260 --> 00:51:22,340 Gran! Dinner's ready. 888 00:51:22,340 --> 00:51:24,330 Yeah, sorry, I must have dozed off. 889 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:42,320 Now I'm pretty sure I can remember my number so... 890 00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:46,330 if you memorise it then you text me, we can go for a curry... 891 00:51:46,330 --> 00:51:49,300 The chances of you remembering any of this are very slim. 892 00:51:49,300 --> 00:51:53,260 Well, don't say that. We'll remember, won't we, Ashley? 893 00:51:53,260 --> 00:51:54,340 Ashley? 894 00:52:06,290 --> 00:52:12,330 Am I next? Is it me now? Shona, you're going home. You're surviving. 895 00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:15,280 Do you want to hang out sometime? 896 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,290 We can just hang out. Sure. 897 00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,290 Santa, can I stay a bit longer? 898 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,300 Gross! 899 00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:17,260 It's a pity we have to wake up, really. 900 00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:21,300 It's not really something we do every day, is it? 901 00:53:21,300 --> 00:53:24,340 No, no, strictly once a year. 902 00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:28,250 We stay... 903 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,250 we die, Clara. 904 00:53:34,330 --> 00:53:37,280 You're always such a downer, Doctor. 905 00:53:48,290 --> 00:53:50,250 Clara! 906 00:53:55,300 --> 00:53:58,250 You really should be waking up, too, Clara. 907 00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:01,260 Just a little longer. Why? 908 00:54:09,310 --> 00:54:12,260 Every Christmas is last Christmas. 909 00:54:17,340 --> 00:54:19,340 Hyah! 910 00:54:28,310 --> 00:54:33,280 Clara. Might have known that you would be the one to sleep in. 911 00:54:35,260 --> 00:54:38,280 OK. I tracked the psychic signal here. 912 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,310 I'm pretty sure that I know how to do this now. 913 00:54:40,310 --> 00:54:43,250 One of the advantages of actually being awake. 914 00:54:43,250 --> 00:54:44,330 So, you just hold still. 915 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:49,260 I've just got to zap the neural centres. 916 00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:58,250 OK. There you go. 917 00:54:58,250 --> 00:55:01,330 The Dream Crabs must have got to me first then found you in my memory. 918 00:55:01,330 --> 00:55:04,290 The others were collateral damage. 919 00:55:05,340 --> 00:55:07,300 Well... 920 00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:13,250 Good to see you properly at last. How long has it been? Clara... 921 00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:15,320 You know... 922 00:55:17,330 --> 00:55:19,340 about 62 years. 923 00:55:23,270 --> 00:55:24,290 Doctor... 924 00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,290 I have missed you very much... 925 00:55:29,290 --> 00:55:30,340 you stupid old man. 926 00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:39,250 I've missed you... too. 927 00:55:43,290 --> 00:55:46,260 These are Christmas hats, I've seen people use them. 928 00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:48,300 You put them on and absolutely anything seems funny. 929 00:55:48,300 --> 00:55:51,310 Probably won't work on you. Probably not. You want to try? 930 00:55:51,310 --> 00:55:53,260 Go on, then. 931 00:55:58,290 --> 00:56:00,300 Can you really see no difference in me? 932 00:56:00,300 --> 00:56:04,250 Clara Oswald, you will never look any different to me. 933 00:56:05,330 --> 00:56:08,330 So, how was it then? How was what? 934 00:56:08,330 --> 00:56:11,270 The 62 years that I missed. 935 00:56:11,270 --> 00:56:14,320 How was my life, you mean? 936 00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:17,270 Is there a Mr Clara? No. 937 00:56:17,270 --> 00:56:20,340 But there were plenty of proposals. They all turned you down though? 938 00:56:20,340 --> 00:56:22,300 I turned them down! 939 00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:28,280 I travelled. 940 00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:30,260 I taught in every country in Europe. 941 00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:32,330 I learned to fly a plane. 942 00:56:40,270 --> 00:56:42,300 Regrets? Hundreds. 943 00:56:43,330 --> 00:56:46,260 I just wish there were time for a few more. 944 00:56:46,260 --> 00:56:49,310 Yeah, they're always the best part. Christmas cracker? We should do one. 945 00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:56,260 No-one ever matched up to Danny? 946 00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:00,250 There was one other man. 947 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:02,250 But that would never have worked out. 948 00:57:02,250 --> 00:57:04,250 Why not? 949 00:57:04,250 --> 00:57:05,330 He was impossible. 950 00:57:11,300 --> 00:57:14,250 We should do this every Christmas. 951 00:57:14,250 --> 00:57:17,270 Because every Christmas is last Christmas. 952 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:28,320 I'm sorry... 953 00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:33,300 I was stupid. I should have come back earlier. 954 00:57:33,300 --> 00:57:35,260 I wish that I had. 955 00:57:36,340 --> 00:57:38,300 Do you, Doctor? 956 00:57:38,300 --> 00:57:40,300 How much do you wish that? 957 00:57:45,260 --> 00:57:47,340 I'm not still...? Wakey, wakey! 958 00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,300 Clara! 959 00:58:09,310 --> 00:58:11,290 Doctor. 960 00:58:12,300 --> 00:58:14,290 Am I young? No idea. 961 00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:23,260 Is that any good? 962 00:58:23,260 --> 00:58:24,340 That's good. 963 00:58:33,340 --> 00:58:35,330 The TARDIS is outside. 964 00:58:37,330 --> 00:58:42,280 So? So, all of time and all of space... 965 00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:44,310 is sitting out there. 966 00:58:44,310 --> 00:58:47,280 A big blue box. Please... 967 00:58:48,300 --> 00:58:50,260 don't even argue. 968 00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:05,270 Merry Christmas, Doctor. 969 00:59:05,270 --> 00:59:07,300 Merry Christmas, Clara Oswald. 970 00:59:14,260 --> 00:59:17,310 Well, look at you, all happy. That's rare. 971 00:59:17,310 --> 00:59:20,300 Do you know what's rarer? Second chances. 972 00:59:20,300 --> 00:59:23,320 I never get a second chance, so what happened this time? 973 00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:25,300 Don't even know who to thank.