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It was an uneventful morning... quiet.
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- Instead of
saving every episode of "The Bachelor,"
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why don't you just hit yourself
on the head with a sledgehammer?!
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Dad, turn down that song!
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♪ no can do ♪
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The kids had a Friday off of school,
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so we picked up Manny and went
to our favorite pancake place...
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Relaxing.
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Mitchell, hi.
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What?!
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Have him tell Cam
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I'll pick him up for
racquetball in an hour.
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I can't even hear him it's so loud.
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- Can everybody just shut up?!
- I hate it.
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Sorry about that. Anyway...
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Hello.
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Gil: Hello. Is this Phil dumpster?
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What do you want, Gil?
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Got to be kidding me. Hang on.
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Alright, I need you to send a gift to mom
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for her birthday from the both of us.
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Mitchell: No, I did it last year.
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I know, and I need you to do it again.
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Look, I've got a conference call at 1:20.
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Then Luke's tutor comes to the house,
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2:45 sales meeting, and I still
got to get Alex to Judo.
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And yet you somehow found
time to bitch at me.
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Wow! You really can have it all.
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Honestly, just get her a
stupid gift card, you big baby!
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Why does everything with
him have be so dramatic?
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Why are we stopping?
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Hey.
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Hey. Perfect.
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Okay, first you berate me on the phone,
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then you show up to my office
and berate me in per...
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W-what is this?
I don't care for this.
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We got in an accident.
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My God!
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We almost got in an accident.
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That seems like a really
important distinction.
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There was this big truck, and it
barreled through a stop sign,
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and it missed our car by inches.
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My God! And everyone's okay?
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- Yes, just very shaken up.
- Aw.
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But, Mitchell, I am so sorry
that I yelled at you before.
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Look, I brought you the
birthday card for mom,
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- and you can sign it.
- Okay. Thank you.
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"To our best friend."
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That's a little sarcastic.
It's her birthday.
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- I don't know.
- No, I mean it.
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Mitchell, I almost died.
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I want our mom to have a great birthday.
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And we're doing this again.
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- Okay.
- God. Yeah.
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Hi. I'll be there in a sec, yeah.
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Okay, my deposition got moved up.
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That's great.
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So I'll just have to move everything...
you know what?
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- I'm gonna eat in the car and then...
- No, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no. Give it, give it!
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Do you know what I was doing
right before I almost died?
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Exactly what you're doing.
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Humoring a relative?
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No, no, scheduling my life
down to the last minute.
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I mean, look at this...
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"Call New York office... 4:17 P.M."
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Do you realize that everybody but us
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rounds up to the nearest five minutes?
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Today made me realize something, Mitchell.
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No, I don't want to be
a 4:17 kind of person.
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- Do you?
- Yes, I do.
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'Cause that phone call
needs to be done by 4:23
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so that I am not a dead man by 4:41.
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Give me my phone.
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- Nope. Nope. No.
- Give me... Claire.
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We're gonna do something together.
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Yes, take the rest of the day off.
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- I can't do that.
- Yes, you can.
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I did!
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Yeah, 'cause you work for your father.
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- No, no, no, we need this, Mitchell.
- Hey, come on, give me my...
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- We really need this.
- Claire, I'm really swamped today, and I...
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Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease...
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Stop. Just go.
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Pleeeeease can we slow down?
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You're chafing my wrist.
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Don't pretend you're not loving this.
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Okay. All right. I think I just
skated through some pee.
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C-can we go back now?
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- No!
- God.
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No, because we are not
appointment-making control freaks.
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We are having fun.
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You are. I'm just doing
what you're making me do.
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Okay, okay, stop.
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No, no, no. No, no, no.
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Let's go back, let's go
back, let's go back.
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Why? Why do we have to go back now?
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Why... I get it. I get it.
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You're still scared to skate
through the underpass.
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What do you mean, "still"? What do
you mean, "scared"? What underpass?
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Mitchell, you were 11 years old,
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and mom made me take you with me
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when I was skating with
my friend Sophie King,
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and you were terrified to
go through the underpass
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'cause it was dark, and you were
sure it was filled with monsters,
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so we ditched you.
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I don't remember this at all.
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Yeah, I skated away and
called you a big baby.
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Sophie threw a rock at me
and you yelled, "you're so gay."
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I did do that.
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Didn't I?
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We used to use that word a lot.
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You used to be able
to call anything gay.
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Do you ever miss that?
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- No.
- No.
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That's hurtful.
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry, Mitchell.
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You were scared, and I
should've held your hand
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through the tunnel, and I was...
I was not a good big sister.
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I'm so sorry.
Will you forgive me?
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- Yes, yes.
- You do?
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- Yes! I forgive you.
- I love you.
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- Love you, too.
- Love you!
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- Okay, okay.
- Okay.
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- Let's do this.
- Yes, let's do this.
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- Come on.
- What? What's happening?
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No, no, no, we're going...
We're going through the tunnel.
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No. God, no. No, no, no.
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No, you got to get over this.
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- No! All right. Okay.
- Just let yourself go.
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Just let it go. Just... you know?
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Yep. I'm good.
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Yeah, you got to get past it.
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N-n-no. No, no! No! N-n-no! Claire, no!
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N-n-no! N-no!
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I felt bad when we got separated,
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but I knew that when he skated
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out the other side of that tunnel,
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an emotional scar would've been healed.
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Mitchell?! Mitchell?
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No! N-no! N-n-no! N-no!
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My God! What happened? What happened?
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- It w... it was terrible!
- Yes.
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- They took my wallet and my
skates and my tie. - No.
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What... what homeless
person needs a tie?
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My God. I am so sorry, Mitchell!
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Okay, um... Can you
give me my phone?
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'Cause I got to, you
know, cancel my cards.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. God.
I hope you have juice.
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That thing has been
buzzing like crazy.
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- God! Okay.
- Okay.
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My meeting's been pushed up.
It's in 15 minutes.
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Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Look at me. Look at me.
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- Yeah.
- Hey, hey.
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This is a test, and we don't
sweat the small stuff.
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- Just let it go.
- Stop it! Stop it.
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I know you think you
discovered the new you,
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but you are controlling
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even when you're trying
to not be controlling.
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So j... give me your skates.
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What? Why?
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You've dragged me so far,
we're closer to my office
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than we are to the car.
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Take 'em off!
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He just wasn't ready.
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But me?
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I had a message for the small
stuff that used to rule my life.
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Hey, Phil. Honey,
how you holding up?
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Phil: Good.
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So, I'm at the beach... Long story.
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Anyway, I was hoping
you wouldn't mind waiting
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at the house for Luke's tutor.
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Actually, I would mind.
I'd mind quite a bit.
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I'm kind of busy.
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Okay, great.
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Suck it, small stuff.
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Haley:
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Why are we stopping?
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For many, a near-miss with
death is a wake-up call.
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But when a man misses
his own near-miss,
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he truly sees what he's been missing.
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No more putting my dreams on hold.
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Five years ago, I made a bucket list.
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It was time to start
crossing things off.
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Scariest moment of my life.
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My gosh.
I thought I lost you!
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But amazingly, something
great came out of it.
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I found out how my sister
truly feels about me.
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Girls, are you sure?
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Positive. We'll walk home.
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We almost died.
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Yeah.
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A-about what you said in the car...
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Please don't make fun of me right now.
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No, I would never. It was
actually really honest.
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And I need to stop taking
shots at your intelligence.
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You don't do it that often.
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Well, you miss a lot of it.
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There, I did it again.
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Did what?
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It doesn't matter.
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I always considered you to be
this self-absorbed person,
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but you're more substantial
than that, aren't you?
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Thank you.
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You know what? I'm
blowing off Judo today.
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Let's hang out.
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What should we do?
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Makeovers.
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Okay.
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Great!
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We're gonna walk right
past my waxing place.
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Say goodbye to that gal stache.
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If it were easy,
everyone would be hot.
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Yep, you know, I-it's
not just my feet.
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It's from when I walked
into the stop sign
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because you wouldn't
give me back my...
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Okay, fine. I'll give you
back your man-goggles.
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Here.
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I just thought we might run into
some cute boys on the way home,
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but it's probably best we didn't.
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That's a pretty angry
lip you got there.
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Really?
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Wow. Does everybody's get this red?
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Well, you had quite a bit of growth.
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I was gonna have that lady
take a crack at your arms,
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but she had already sweat
through her apron.
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My gosh!
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I already have 100 likes on
my picture of my new nails.
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Um, FYI, I'm... I'm sort of
in the background there,
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screaming mid-wax.
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400 people liked this photo.
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I was not one of them.
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My art teacher made a pithy
"blue period" comment,
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and my top prom prospect
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suddenly found a
girlfriend in Canada.
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Do you think I could get
my sneakers back?
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I threw them away
with the rest of your clothes
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when you were in the changing room.
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I thought about saving
them for the housekeeper,
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but I couldn't remember
if she had a son.
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Look, I've tried really hard
to put up with a lot since...
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What's going on?
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I just had so much fun with you!
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We don't do this enough.
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I just wish there was something
that you could teach me.
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Wait, what about your Judo stuff?
251
00:08:11,034 --> 00:08:12,802
You're not
interested in that.
252
00:08:12,803 --> 00:08:14,470
No! No! I am! Come on!
253
00:08:14,471 --> 00:08:16,839
Karate-chop me or something!
254
00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:17,873
That is not...
255
00:08:17,874 --> 00:08:19,008
Okay. All right.
256
00:08:19,009 --> 00:08:20,643
Let's just do one simple move.
257
00:08:20,644 --> 00:08:21,844
Okay.
258
00:08:21,845 --> 00:08:23,412
Now, this won't wrinkle
my top, will it?
259
00:08:25,248 --> 00:08:26,382
Wow.
260
00:08:26,383 --> 00:08:28,050
That was actually fun!
261
00:08:28,051 --> 00:08:29,685
Show me one more time.
262
00:08:29,686 --> 00:08:31,120
No!
263
00:08:31,121 --> 00:08:33,022
My gosh. I thought
I lost you again.
264
00:08:33,023 --> 00:08:35,257
Wait, wait, wait. Back up. Again?
265
00:08:35,258 --> 00:08:37,293
Yeah, when we almost got killed,
266
00:08:37,294 --> 00:08:38,861
I thought I lost my phone.
267
00:08:38,862 --> 00:08:40,129
It was really scary.
268
00:08:40,130 --> 00:08:43,065
Mentos-pramp-climb, test number two.
269
00:08:43,066 --> 00:08:45,668
Lesson learned... when pressure
builds to dangerous levels,
270
00:08:45,669 --> 00:08:47,903
it must be released.
271
00:08:49,873 --> 00:08:52,808
Is your lip getting better
or your face getting redder?
272
00:09:01,551 --> 00:09:04,620
Just gonna pop into the family room.
273
00:09:04,621 --> 00:09:07,022
What the hell was that?!
274
00:09:07,023 --> 00:09:08,757
I'm just getting started!
275
00:09:08,758 --> 00:09:10,159
Why do you have
to be such a silly...
276
00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:11,560
Haley, stop!
277
00:09:11,561 --> 00:09:12,761
Both: Mom!
278
00:09:15,165 --> 00:09:17,065
Phil, honey.
279
00:09:21,079 --> 00:09:23,514
♪ I can't go for that,
no, no can do ♪
280
00:09:24,374 --> 00:09:25,675
I was already on edge.
281
00:09:25,676 --> 00:09:28,210
The day before, I was
with my mom at the park
282
00:09:28,211 --> 00:09:30,546
when some guy on a
bike swiped her phone.
283
00:09:30,547 --> 00:09:32,715
He must have been
a criminal mastermind.
284
00:09:32,716 --> 00:09:35,918
He struck the one second she
wasn't taking pictures of Joe.
285
00:09:35,919 --> 00:09:38,120
The worst part is,
I saw him grab it.
286
00:09:38,121 --> 00:09:39,955
I had a chance to do something
287
00:09:39,956 --> 00:09:42,091
and be a hero to my
mom, but I froze.
288
00:09:42,092 --> 00:09:43,526
What would you have done,
289
00:09:43,527 --> 00:09:46,028
made him the subject
of a satirical cartoon?
290
00:09:46,029 --> 00:09:48,431
Hey! They've taken
down presidents.
291
00:09:48,432 --> 00:09:50,065
Now, can you just
support me here?
292
00:09:50,066 --> 00:09:52,468
There are only so many moments
a son has a chance to...
293
00:09:52,469 --> 00:09:54,170
- Blah, blah, blah, blah.
- Very mature.
294
00:09:54,171 --> 00:09:56,205
Pick a fight then tune me out?
295
00:09:56,206 --> 00:09:58,240
- It's not bothering me.
- Stop it!
296
00:09:59,254 --> 00:10:00,721
Dad, turn down that song!
297
00:10:00,722 --> 00:10:02,423
♪ No can do ♪
298
00:10:05,928 --> 00:10:06,928
You sure, Manny?
299
00:10:06,929 --> 00:10:08,829
Positive. I-I'll walk home.
300
00:10:11,233 --> 00:10:14,001
- Haley: We almost died.
- Alex: Yeah.
301
00:10:14,002 --> 00:10:15,136
White.
302
00:10:15,137 --> 00:10:16,737
Yes, I'm sure.
303
00:10:16,738 --> 00:10:18,606
Why is it so hard
for you to imagine
304
00:10:18,607 --> 00:10:20,975
that a criminal can be
white when most of the...
305
00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:22,947
The bicycle.
306
00:10:22,948 --> 00:10:24,482
Yes, yes, it was white.
307
00:10:24,483 --> 00:10:26,784
I thought your phone got stolen?
308
00:10:26,785 --> 00:10:28,152
This is Joe's phone.
309
00:10:28,153 --> 00:10:30,220
This is why the terrorists hate us.
310
00:10:31,957 --> 00:10:34,058
The universe is cold and unfeeling.
311
00:10:34,059 --> 00:10:35,526
The only constant is chaos.
312
00:10:35,527 --> 00:10:38,429
Was that place out of
chocolate-chip pancakes again?
313
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,598
We were all almost
killed by a truck.
314
00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:42,733
Ay! ¡Dios mío!
Are you okay, papi?
315
00:10:42,734 --> 00:10:44,668
This was all Phil's
fault, wasn't it?
316
00:10:44,669 --> 00:10:46,937
He's always blaring that
damn new wave music!
317
00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,439
No. He swerved to avoid it.
318
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,540
Saved my life.
319
00:10:49,541 --> 00:10:51,875
But the game of life is rigged.
320
00:10:51,876 --> 00:10:53,143
Death always win.
321
00:10:53,144 --> 00:10:54,545
Okay, I know what you
need right now...
322
00:10:54,546 --> 00:10:55,579
A trip to the ice-cream shop.
323
00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:56,780
He doesn't need ice cream.
324
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,816
He needs to talk about
what just happened to him.
325
00:10:58,817 --> 00:11:00,484
Well, I could go for
some ice cream.
326
00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:03,554
I know how to fix my son.
327
00:11:05,693 --> 00:11:06,993
So, this is fixed.
328
00:11:09,296 --> 00:11:10,897
Go around.
329
00:11:10,898 --> 00:11:13,513
Normally, I'd be
avoiding these cracks
330
00:11:13,514 --> 00:11:15,414
out of respect of your back, mom,
331
00:11:15,415 --> 00:11:17,316
but after today, it seems pointless.
332
00:11:17,317 --> 00:11:18,618
- That's it. Get in.
- Gloria: No, no.
333
00:11:18,619 --> 00:11:19,619
No, Jay, he's afraid!
334
00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:20,953
It's only gonna get worse.
335
00:11:20,954 --> 00:11:22,288
In. Trust me.
336
00:11:22,289 --> 00:11:26,525
Five minutes in here,
he'll be happy as a clam.
337
00:11:26,526 --> 00:11:27,960
Aah! Mama!
338
00:11:27,961 --> 00:11:29,462
Calm down.
339
00:11:29,463 --> 00:11:30,496
This was a bad idea.
340
00:11:30,497 --> 00:11:31,764
Hop out.
341
00:11:31,765 --> 00:11:34,300
Good for you, Jay. It has
to be when he is ready.
342
00:11:34,301 --> 00:11:35,534
- Nope. He's driving.
- What?
343
00:11:35,535 --> 00:11:37,403
- What? I-I can't.
- You're doing it now.
344
00:11:37,404 --> 00:11:38,604
Jesús, take the wheel.
345
00:11:38,605 --> 00:11:40,507
He's terrified to be in the back.
346
00:11:40,508 --> 00:11:42,776
Now you're gonna
put him in the front seat
347
00:11:42,777 --> 00:11:44,611
so that he can kill all of us?!
348
00:11:44,612 --> 00:11:46,480
Can you not make this fear worse?
349
00:11:46,481 --> 00:11:48,248
I watched Dede coddle Mitchell
350
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,816
when he was afraid of the dark.
351
00:11:49,817 --> 00:11:52,385
Till he was seven, he'd only
blink one eye at a time...
352
00:11:52,386 --> 00:11:54,221
Gave a lot of girls
a very wrong idea.
353
00:11:55,790 --> 00:11:58,258
Manny, you don't want
to do this right?
354
00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,526
No, I really don't.
355
00:11:59,527 --> 00:12:02,095
Okay, papi, you know what?
Let's switch.
356
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,330
I'm going to drive.
357
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,931
I've got a bombshell, mom.
358
00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:07,400
Ay, papi, thank you,
but this is a very weird thing
359
00:12:07,401 --> 00:12:09,202
to say when we're
in this position.
360
00:12:09,203 --> 00:12:11,438
No, I've decided I'm never driving.
361
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,573
Unh-unh-unh-unh! No way.
362
00:12:13,574 --> 00:12:15,008
You there. You there.
363
00:12:15,009 --> 00:12:16,609
We're doing this my way.
364
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:19,612
Yeah, 'cause it's your way
or the highway.
365
00:12:20,759 --> 00:12:22,017
God. Not the highway.
366
00:12:22,018 --> 00:12:23,461
You always want me to be his dad.
367
00:12:23,462 --> 00:12:24,529
Well, I'm being his dad.
368
00:12:24,530 --> 00:12:26,364
I-I'm really scared, Jay.
369
00:12:26,365 --> 00:12:28,333
This is what we're fixing.
370
00:12:28,334 --> 00:12:30,101
Look, when I was a kid,
371
00:12:30,102 --> 00:12:32,937
I lived by a big, scary black lake.
372
00:12:32,938 --> 00:12:35,773
I always thought there
monsters in there and whatnot.
373
00:12:35,774 --> 00:12:37,976
One night, my dad
dragged me out of bed
374
00:12:37,977 --> 00:12:40,178
and tossed me right
in that cold water.
375
00:12:40,179 --> 00:12:41,512
I was never scared
of that lake again.
376
00:12:41,513 --> 00:12:44,382
Now, give it some gas.
377
00:12:49,121 --> 00:12:50,621
- Mama!
- Aah!
378
00:12:50,622 --> 00:12:52,356
That's another habit
I wouldn't mind breaking,
379
00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:55,560
but, you know,
right now we... have to...
380
00:12:55,561 --> 00:12:58,029
What am I doing?
381
00:12:58,030 --> 00:12:59,764
I hated my dad for that.
382
00:12:59,765 --> 00:13:02,567
I ended up scared of
him, not the lake.
383
00:13:02,568 --> 00:13:03,868
Manny, it's okay.
384
00:13:03,869 --> 00:13:05,636
Over there! On the bike!
385
00:13:05,637 --> 00:13:07,538
The white guy that stole my phone!
386
00:13:07,539 --> 00:13:08,606
I don't see anyone.
387
00:13:08,607 --> 00:13:10,374
Yes! He just turned the corner!
388
00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:12,877
The phone burglar!
He's getting away!
389
00:13:12,878 --> 00:13:14,445
Not this time.
390
00:13:14,446 --> 00:13:15,780
Up there to the left!
391
00:13:22,621 --> 00:13:24,021
I don't see anyone!
392
00:13:24,022 --> 00:13:26,924
I didn't see anyone either.
I made it up.
393
00:13:26,925 --> 00:13:30,461
I am not going to drive my
son around until he's 40.
394
00:13:30,462 --> 00:13:33,364
The only thing stronger
than Manny's fear
395
00:13:33,365 --> 00:13:35,533
is his need to protect his mama.
396
00:13:35,534 --> 00:13:37,067
No! He got away!
397
00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:39,436
But you did very good, Manny.
398
00:13:39,437 --> 00:13:41,539
That was a frickin' rush!
399
00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:43,874
But we're not giving up.
We're gonna find that guy.
400
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:44,875
No!
401
00:13:44,876 --> 00:13:45,876
Are you sure about this?
402
00:13:45,877 --> 00:13:47,437
Just go. I'm walking home.
403
00:13:51,522 --> 00:13:53,254
Claire: I can't even
hear him it's so loud.
404
00:13:53,255 --> 00:13:54,586
Can everybody just shut up?!
405
00:13:54,587 --> 00:13:57,336
- Hello.
- Gil: Hello. Is this Phil dumpster?
406
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,770
- Stop.
- What do you want, Gil?
407
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,572
Got to be kidding me. Hang on.
408
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,840
Is that your hot wife I hear?
409
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,174
Hey, is she still taking
those yoga classes?
410
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:03,908
Hanging up.
411
00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:05,313
W-w-wait. Wait. Real quick.
412
00:14:05,314 --> 00:14:08,945
The listing at 225 cedar street, it's
mine now. You poached my listing?
413
00:14:08,946 --> 00:14:10,312
Poached it, seasoned it,
414
00:14:10,313 --> 00:14:14,101
and covered it in Thorpe-andaise
sauce, my friend.
415
00:14:14,102 --> 00:14:15,017
You should thank me, dumpy.
416
00:14:15,018 --> 00:14:17,028
You're back in second place
with your favorite view...
417
00:14:17,029 --> 00:14:18,797
...My sweet behind.
418
00:14:18,798 --> 00:14:22,133
Why does everything with him
have to be so dramatic?
419
00:14:25,071 --> 00:14:26,638
Why are we stopping?
420
00:14:28,307 --> 00:14:31,476
My God! I thought I lost you.
421
00:14:32,678 --> 00:14:33,778
What's to tell?
422
00:14:33,779 --> 00:14:35,430
A truck runs a stop sign, I avoid it,
423
00:14:35,431 --> 00:14:38,550
everyone walks away...
Bing, bang, no boom.
424
00:14:38,551 --> 00:14:39,918
- Um, there was a truck!
- Haley: That was crazy!
425
00:14:39,919 --> 00:14:41,119
- Okay, okay.
- Where did it even come from?
426
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,632
- You don't see that truck...
- Everybody calm down.
427
00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:44,355
Calm down. Let's not overreact.
428
00:14:44,356 --> 00:14:45,590
- What?!
- Dad!
429
00:14:45,591 --> 00:14:47,258
- We were almost just killed!
- Yes!
430
00:14:47,259 --> 00:14:49,761
Exactly. Almost, which
means we're all just fine.
431
00:14:51,347 --> 00:14:53,214
You aren't the least bit upset?
432
00:14:53,215 --> 00:14:54,982
It's gonna take more than
that to ruin a morning
433
00:14:54,983 --> 00:14:57,218
that started with a whipped-cream
smile on my waffle.
434
00:14:57,219 --> 00:14:59,120
Okay, it may have
affected me a little,
435
00:14:59,121 --> 00:15:01,523
but sometimes it's hard to
know what you're feeling.
436
00:15:01,524 --> 00:15:03,164
Mostly, I was thinking
about racquetball later
437
00:15:03,165 --> 00:15:05,693
and hopefully giving Cam
a nice spanking.
438
00:15:05,694 --> 00:15:07,829
Fair warning... may be
working out some anger issues
439
00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:09,497
on the racquetball
court this morning.
440
00:15:09,498 --> 00:15:10,899
- Don't ask.
- Sounds good.
441
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:12,767
So, we're getting our
new dryer delivered.
442
00:15:12,768 --> 00:15:14,035
It's supposed to be eggshell,
443
00:15:14,036 --> 00:15:15,870
but, it's not eggshell...
It's white.
444
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:18,206
Anyway, I'm laying
into the delivery driver,
445
00:15:18,207 --> 00:15:20,675
and Mitchell strolls in
and says, "it's fine,"
446
00:15:20,676 --> 00:15:24,045
and then offers him a piece
of his banana loaf.
447
00:15:24,046 --> 00:15:25,580
I heard that.
448
00:15:25,581 --> 00:15:27,548
Just once, I would like
Mitchell to take my side.
449
00:15:27,549 --> 00:15:29,417
I'm constantly strolling
in and saving him
450
00:15:29,418 --> 00:15:31,352
like a little princess in the tower.
451
00:15:31,353 --> 00:15:33,354
Sometimes I'd like
to be the princess.
452
00:15:33,355 --> 00:15:34,756
- Six of one, right?
- What?
453
00:15:34,757 --> 00:15:36,491
Why are... Why are we stopping?
454
00:15:37,598 --> 00:15:39,799
I'm... I'm very confused, Phillip.
455
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,869
Trust me, this house is
gonna sell at Thorpe speed.
456
00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:44,270
Hey, guys.
457
00:15:44,271 --> 00:15:47,373
Hey, Phil. I guess
you heard. I'm sorry.
458
00:15:47,374 --> 00:15:49,008
No, it happens all the time.
459
00:15:49,009 --> 00:15:50,943
I just stopped by to give you
guys a little care package
460
00:15:50,944 --> 00:15:52,245
to show you there's
no hard feelings.
461
00:15:52,246 --> 00:15:53,446
Class act, dung beetle.
462
00:15:53,447 --> 00:15:55,181
Here's the malpractice attorney
463
00:15:55,182 --> 00:15:58,050
most of his clients have used
after he's ripped them off.
464
00:15:58,051 --> 00:15:59,418
You will be losing some sleep,
465
00:15:59,419 --> 00:16:01,187
but these have always helped my wife.
466
00:16:01,188 --> 00:16:02,455
And this priest is retired,
467
00:16:02,456 --> 00:16:04,290
but I think he still does exorcisms,
468
00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:05,925
which you'll need after today.
469
00:16:05,926 --> 00:16:07,760
- Listen, Phil...
- It's okay.
470
00:16:07,761 --> 00:16:11,364
It's sad, really, to see
a once-mediocre realtor
471
00:16:11,365 --> 00:16:12,665
reduced to this.
472
00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:14,133
Gil, please, let's keep this civil.
473
00:16:14,134 --> 00:16:16,235
By the way, if you ever
speak disrespectfully again
474
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:17,470
about my wife, I'll kill you.
475
00:16:17,471 --> 00:16:19,605
Sorry.
That sounded like a joke.
476
00:16:19,606 --> 00:16:22,108
I will actually kill you.
477
00:16:23,596 --> 00:16:26,097
Anyhoo, when you guys wake
up and smell the sulfur,
478
00:16:26,098 --> 00:16:27,832
here's a list of other realtors,
479
00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:30,401
and if you need me, I'll be
in the office at 9:00...
480
00:16:30,402 --> 00:16:33,071
10:00. I have the dentist.
481
00:16:33,072 --> 00:16:34,839
Where did that come from?
482
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,763
Life's too short to be ruled by fear.
483
00:16:36,764 --> 00:16:39,844
What do you say we get you
the right dryer, princess?
484
00:16:39,845 --> 00:16:41,212
My.
485
00:16:41,213 --> 00:16:43,314
I mean, Phil is usually just so...
486
00:16:43,315 --> 00:16:45,383
But then he was just, like, so...
487
00:16:45,384 --> 00:16:47,652
And then he got even more...
488
00:16:47,653 --> 00:16:48,686
There's nothing I can do.
489
00:16:48,687 --> 00:16:50,989
- I can't go for that.
- No can do.
490
00:16:50,990 --> 00:16:53,191
Cameron here bought
an eggshell dryer.
491
00:16:53,192 --> 00:16:55,471
Not white, not oatmeal,
not Swiss-coffee,
492
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,228
not baby-powder, not bone.
493
00:16:57,229 --> 00:16:58,930
Eggshell. Look, Rob, is it?
494
00:16:58,931 --> 00:17:00,098
That's interesting.
495
00:17:00,099 --> 00:17:02,300
Here's how this is going down...
496
00:17:02,301 --> 00:17:04,602
We don't leave without
that eggshell dryer.
497
00:17:04,603 --> 00:17:06,771
Not swan-feather,
not Chester-pig-white.
498
00:17:06,772 --> 00:17:08,639
I think we've covered the colors.
499
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,108
I sell houses to people every day
500
00:17:10,109 --> 00:17:12,043
who ask me where they
should buy their dryer.
501
00:17:12,044 --> 00:17:15,379
I don't think you want me
giving them any... static.
502
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:16,981
I may have one in the back.
503
00:17:16,982 --> 00:17:19,116
But it takes two guys
to load the truck,
504
00:17:19,117 --> 00:17:20,384
and it's just me today.
505
00:17:20,385 --> 00:17:21,714
Is it?
506
00:17:21,715 --> 00:17:25,723
It was right about then that a
question started nagging at me.
507
00:17:40,691 --> 00:17:42,657
Is Phil sexy?
508
00:17:44,191 --> 00:17:45,658
Hey.
509
00:17:45,659 --> 00:17:47,126
You feel like doing something
a little crazy with me?
510
00:17:47,127 --> 00:17:49,495
What? No. What? No.
511
00:17:49,496 --> 00:17:50,963
Hey, honey.
512
00:17:50,964 --> 00:17:52,064
Claire: Phil, honey,
how you holding up?
513
00:17:52,191 --> 00:17:53,391
Good.
514
00:17:53,392 --> 00:17:54,726
I'm at the beach... Long story.
515
00:17:54,727 --> 00:17:56,061
I was hoping you wouldn't mind
516
00:17:56,062 --> 00:17:57,696
waiting at the house for Luke's tutor.
517
00:17:57,697 --> 00:17:59,231
Actually, I would mind.
I'd mind quite a bit.
518
00:17:59,232 --> 00:18:00,332
- I'm kind of busy.
- Okay.
519
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,054
Cam, there's something that Claire
520
00:18:02,055 --> 00:18:04,102
would never approve of
that I've always wanted to do.
521
00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:05,770
Always?
522
00:18:05,771 --> 00:18:08,411
We're gonna want to put a
blanket down on that backseat.
523
00:18:10,943 --> 00:18:12,277
This was a huge mistake.
524
00:18:12,278 --> 00:18:15,347
I am jammed in the backseat
with a hairy Peruvian biter.
525
00:18:15,348 --> 00:18:17,916
It's spring break '92 all over again!
526
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:19,584
Well, speed bump coming up.
Hold the leash taut.
527
00:18:19,585 --> 00:18:20,852
It's supposed to keep her calm.
528
00:18:20,853 --> 00:18:22,387
I got lucky. I don't think
this one's a spitter.
529
00:18:23,789 --> 00:18:25,190
I spoke too soon.
530
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,392
You think? That's it. Pull over.
531
00:18:27,393 --> 00:18:29,360
You know, Phil, I wanted
to support you on this.
532
00:18:29,361 --> 00:18:31,763
I'm a firm believer
in livestock in the home,
533
00:18:31,764 --> 00:18:33,264
but you are out of control.
534
00:18:33,265 --> 00:18:35,033
No, I'm in control... More than ever.
535
00:18:36,558 --> 00:18:39,226
And if me getting what I want
inconveniences people a little,
536
00:18:39,227 --> 00:18:40,794
then so be it.
537
00:18:40,795 --> 00:18:42,896
She's nervous.
538
00:18:42,897 --> 00:18:44,398
The guy said you should let
her suck on your hair.
539
00:18:44,566 --> 00:18:45,223
Okay, that is it. I am done.
540
00:18:45,438 --> 00:18:47,806
♪ Enough of this ridiculousness ♪
541
00:18:47,807 --> 00:18:49,107
And thank you, Phil,
542
00:18:49,108 --> 00:18:51,410
for making me appreciate Mitchell.
543
00:18:51,411 --> 00:18:52,878
He may have his faults,
544
00:18:52,879 --> 00:18:57,449
but at least he's not a crazy person.
545
00:19:00,419 --> 00:19:03,488
Phil, honey.
546
00:19:03,489 --> 00:19:04,756
Yes, Claire.
547
00:19:04,757 --> 00:19:06,871
I got an alpaca... Again.
548
00:19:06,872 --> 00:19:09,160
And there's nothing
you can say about it.
549
00:19:09,161 --> 00:19:11,062
I'm not saying anything.
What's the problem?
550
00:19:13,399 --> 00:19:14,899
Mom, dad!
551
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:16,534
There is a camel in the living room!
552
00:19:16,535 --> 00:19:17,802
It's not a c...
553
00:19:17,803 --> 00:19:19,304
- I-I just can't.
- Okay.
554
00:19:19,305 --> 00:19:21,205
I see you've all met Jolene two.
555
00:19:21,206 --> 00:19:24,275
Sadly, the original Jolene
that your mother made me return
556
00:19:24,276 --> 00:19:26,744
was cruelly adopted
by a children's hospital.
557
00:19:26,745 --> 00:19:29,080
You see, something
hit me this morning
558
00:19:29,081 --> 00:19:31,215
when that truck didn't
hit me this morning...
559
00:19:31,216 --> 00:19:34,852
I have not been in
control of my own life.
560
00:19:34,853 --> 00:19:36,921
But those days are done.
561
00:19:36,922 --> 00:19:38,356
Haley:
562
00:19:40,692 --> 00:19:42,960
Well, I guess I'm not in
control of everything, am I?
563
00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:45,657
Funny, isn't it?
564
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:48,265
You can try and try,
but in the blink of an eye...
565
00:19:50,201 --> 00:19:53,270
You can lose
everything that matters to you.
566
00:19:53,271 --> 00:19:56,272
Dad, are you okay?
567
00:19:56,273 --> 00:19:58,375
Don't you all see
what's going on here?
568
00:19:58,376 --> 00:20:00,010
Dad really wanted that milk.
569
00:20:00,011 --> 00:20:02,879
I almost lost you guys
today... All of you.
570
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,814
- Aw.
- Just like that.
571
00:20:04,815 --> 00:20:06,049
Aw, daddy.
572
00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:07,484
Honey.
573
00:20:07,485 --> 00:20:09,919
You spent the whole day
trying to control everything,
574
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,422
and I spent the entire
day trying not to,
575
00:20:12,423 --> 00:20:14,457
and neither way worked, did it?
576
00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:15,758
Nope.
577
00:20:15,759 --> 00:20:17,994
I may fight you on this,
but I'm gonna need you
578
00:20:17,995 --> 00:20:19,762
to make me get rid
of Jolene two.
579
00:20:19,763 --> 00:20:21,664
- She's a biter.
- I know.
580
00:20:21,665 --> 00:20:24,701
As soon as we're done with this hug.
581
00:20:24,702 --> 00:20:27,503
Hey, whatever this is,
I need to get in on it.
582
00:20:27,504 --> 00:20:28,771
I almost died today.
583
00:20:28,772 --> 00:20:30,607
- Grandpa.
- Daddy.
584
00:20:30,608 --> 00:20:33,009
- Aw, dad.
- Hey.
585
00:20:33,010 --> 00:20:34,344
Come here.
586
00:20:34,345 --> 00:20:36,385
- Aww.
- Come here, you.
587
00:20:42,062 --> 00:20:43,593
Learn how to drive, lady!
588
00:20:46,634 --> 00:20:48,401
I will get to the meeting
when I get there.
589
00:20:48,402 --> 00:20:49,802
I looked death in the face today.
590
00:20:49,803 --> 00:20:52,939
Hel... hello. Yes, I would like
to leave a message.
591
00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:55,475
My husband ordered
an eggshell dryer...
592
00:20:55,476 --> 00:20:59,011
Not talc, not parchment... Eggshell.
593
00:20:59,012 --> 00:21:02,048
Hey, you're home early.
What happened to you?
594
00:21:02,049 --> 00:21:02,882
Doesn't matter.
595
00:21:02,883 --> 00:21:04,453
So, I called that appliance store,
596
00:21:04,454 --> 00:21:06,826
and I demanded that you get
the dryer that you wanted.
597
00:21:06,827 --> 00:21:09,096
Well, it must've worked
598
00:21:09,097 --> 00:21:11,699
because they're taking away
the wrong one right now.
599
00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:13,067
Anything for you, princess.
600
00:21:13,068 --> 00:21:15,602
Ooh! Who's this guy?
Get over here, sexy.
601
00:21:15,603 --> 00:21:17,104
If you want
to see sexy, I just...
602
00:21:17,105 --> 00:21:18,939
- Ooh.
- Choo!
603
00:21:18,940 --> 00:21:20,240
Choo!
604
00:21:20,241 --> 00:21:21,942
D... what is all over you?
605
00:21:21,943 --> 00:21:22,853
- Well, now you are.
- Choo!
606
00:21:23,128 --> 00:21:24,547
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