1 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:42,701 D'oh! 2 00:00:58,416 --> 00:01:02,416 ♪ The Simpsons 26x11 ♪ Bart's New Friend Original Air Date on January 11, 201 3 00:01:02,417 --> 00:01:06,930 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 4 00:01:24,461 --> 00:01:26,817 ♪ Walking down the down corridor ♪ 5 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,770 ♪ Using both my feet ♪ 6 00:01:28,791 --> 00:01:31,059 ♪ Wish I was in Floridor ♪ 7 00:01:31,077 --> 00:01:32,554 ♪ Now I will repeat ♪ 8 00:01:32,569 --> 00:01:35,878 ♪ Oh, I'm walking down the corridor ♪ 9 00:01:35,893 --> 00:01:37,558 ♪ Using both my feet. ♪ 10 00:01:37,581 --> 00:01:40,851 - Hmm? - Don Bookner. Can't believe you're retiring. 11 00:01:40,876 --> 00:01:43,545 Yup, it's time for the gold watch. 12 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:46,657 Thank you. You're free to go. 13 00:01:50,246 --> 00:01:51,551 Good old Don. 14 00:01:51,565 --> 00:01:55,371 We sure will miss your... your, um, uh... 15 00:01:55,378 --> 00:01:56,555 What did you do again? 16 00:01:56,580 --> 00:01:58,814 Safety inspector, 7-G. 17 00:01:58,829 --> 00:02:01,275 But wait a minute. That's my job. 18 00:02:01,290 --> 00:02:02,978 Yes, of course it is. 19 00:02:02,993 --> 00:02:07,304 There are two of us, and I've been covering for you all these years. 20 00:02:07,329 --> 00:02:09,727 That would explain a lot. 21 00:02:09,752 --> 00:02:11,104 But why did you do it? 22 00:02:11,119 --> 00:02:13,827 I felt there was something special in you. 23 00:02:13,852 --> 00:02:15,471 It's like rooting for the Cubs. 24 00:02:15,486 --> 00:02:16,940 You keep thinking they'll make it, 25 00:02:16,955 --> 00:02:19,904 and then you realize they never, ever will. 26 00:02:21,565 --> 00:02:24,182 But now, you won't have me to protect you. 27 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,284 Oh, please. 28 00:02:25,291 --> 00:02:28,554 All I'm asking you to do is stay 21 more year 29 00:02:28,579 --> 00:02:29,735 Too late. I'm gone. 30 00:02:29,742 --> 00:02:33,501 If I was Fred Flintstone, I'd be at the end of the dinosaur's tail. 31 00:02:33,526 --> 00:02:36,409 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 32 00:02:36,431 --> 00:02:39,084 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 33 00:02:39,109 --> 00:02:42,237 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow... ♪ 34 00:02:46,411 --> 00:02:49,417 ♪ Which nobody can deny ♪ 35 00:02:49,442 --> 00:02:51,990 Last time I'm covering your ass, Homer. 36 00:02:52,015 --> 00:02:54,007 Oh, it's such a big ass. 37 00:02:57,412 --> 00:02:58,780 How was your day? 38 00:02:58,795 --> 00:03:02,358 Oh, stressful. You see how loose my tie is? 39 00:03:02,371 --> 00:03:03,552 Mah! 40 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:07,902 For the first time, I actually have to do my job! 41 00:03:07,924 --> 00:03:10,111 Oh, sweetie. 42 00:03:10,136 --> 00:03:14,306 And, Marge, I got this weird new feeling in my stomach-- 43 00:03:14,325 --> 00:03:17,493 a little sour and a little sick. 44 00:03:17,504 --> 00:03:20,496 There's a Yiddish word for it-- shpilkes. 45 00:03:20,516 --> 00:03:24,920 They have a lot of funny words for not so funny things. 46 00:03:27,694 --> 00:03:30,584 Hey, Homer, Carl and I are gonna see if we can sneak out of the men's room 47 00:03:30,608 --> 00:03:32,514 without setting off the automatic toilets. 48 00:03:32,535 --> 00:03:34,069 Ninja-style. 49 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:37,852 Look, I don't have time for childish games. 50 00:03:37,867 --> 00:03:40,968 If I don't do my job, atoms go boom. 51 00:03:40,993 --> 00:03:43,727 Simpson, I want a full plant status report at 5:00. 52 00:03:43,743 --> 00:03:46,645 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Can I get a 4:55 wakeup call? 53 00:03:46,670 --> 00:03:48,371 - No! - Oh. 54 00:03:50,918 --> 00:03:52,086 Damn it! 55 00:03:53,706 --> 00:03:56,389 I thought we weren't allowed to do homework at the table. 56 00:03:56,414 --> 00:04:01,378 It's called a double standard, one of the bedrocks of parenting? 57 00:04:01,403 --> 00:04:03,786 You've been working so hard lately. 58 00:04:03,801 --> 00:04:05,657 Maybe you should take a break. 59 00:04:05,676 --> 00:04:09,366 No. Marge, if I lose my job in this economy, it's a death sentence. 60 00:04:09,391 --> 00:04:14,247 Well, I guess as a fallback, I could direct films, like Angelina Jolie. 61 00:04:14,272 --> 00:04:16,283 How many properties do we have an option on? 62 00:04:16,308 --> 00:04:17,019 None. 63 00:04:17,043 --> 00:04:19,246 What?! When were you gonna tell me?! 64 00:04:19,262 --> 00:04:21,502 - Uh, uh... - When? 65 00:04:24,203 --> 00:04:28,961 Homie, a workaholic is probably your best aholic ever, 66 00:04:28,986 --> 00:04:35,333 but you need to relax, so, I got us all tickets to see the circus on Saturday. 67 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,116 The circus? Hmm. 68 00:04:37,141 --> 00:04:39,933 I haven't been to the circus since I was a kid. 69 00:04:39,958 --> 00:04:43,222 ♪ ♪ 70 00:04:44,090 --> 00:04:45,747 Son, look over there. 71 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:49,397 Uh, I mean look over there. 72 00:04:50,118 --> 00:04:52,847 Ten bucks a cone?! Look back at the elephant. 73 00:04:54,231 --> 00:04:57,120 Okay, Marge, we can go to the circus. 74 00:04:57,145 --> 00:04:59,886 And maybe I can finally find out why a man would think 75 00:04:59,893 --> 00:05:03,511 a stool is a proper defense against a lion. 76 00:05:06,787 --> 00:05:10,170 Damn it! This circus Wi-Fi is a joke! 77 00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:12,063 Oh, come on! 78 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:14,258 I thought you were going to try to relax. 79 00:05:14,273 --> 00:05:17,962 How can anyone relax when they made us park in stacked parking? 80 00:05:17,981 --> 00:05:20,575 I knew he wasn't gonna like the stacked parking. 81 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:23,866 What kind of insane parking system is designed 82 00:05:23,882 --> 00:05:27,613 so you're blocked in by everyone that arrived after you? 83 00:05:27,638 --> 00:05:29,857 The early bird gets the shaft! 84 00:05:29,879 --> 00:05:31,416 - Shh! - Shh! 85 00:05:31,428 --> 00:05:33,429 ♪ ♪ 86 00:05:40,544 --> 00:05:41,865 Oh, my God. 87 00:05:41,889 --> 00:05:45,514 What if all those clowns are parked in the same lot as us?! 88 00:05:45,537 --> 00:05:47,846 Maybe there's better Wi-Fi in the freak tent. 89 00:05:47,861 --> 00:05:50,322 Mah. Excuse me. Pardon me. 90 00:05:50,344 --> 00:05:52,461 What the hell?! Oh, finally. 91 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,193 The business call I've been waiting for. 92 00:05:54,218 --> 00:05:56,652 Hello, this... 93 00:05:57,932 --> 00:05:58,891 Come on, kids. 94 00:05:58,904 --> 00:06:00,881 There's nothing you'd be interested in here. 95 00:06:02,566 --> 00:06:04,703 Uh, uh... Hey! 96 00:06:04,728 --> 00:06:07,735 Hey, uh... they'll grow back. 97 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:11,298 Oh, Homer, I have to use the... Porta Potti. 98 00:06:11,323 --> 00:06:13,463 Oh, for gah... Now? 99 00:06:13,478 --> 00:06:14,838 Do you have to? 100 00:06:14,854 --> 00:06:17,654 No woman uses one of these by choice. 101 00:06:24,223 --> 00:06:27,969 Hey, Dad, since we got to wait, can't we please see an act? 102 00:06:27,994 --> 00:06:31,848 Ugh. Fine, but I'll be amazed if I'm astounded. 103 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:34,710 Thereby proving Zorn's Lemma. 104 00:06:34,725 --> 00:06:36,826 Give me my damn husband back! 105 00:06:38,094 --> 00:06:40,837 Dang, look at all them hobo signs! 106 00:06:40,842 --> 00:06:43,350 My head bone hurts. Aah. 107 00:06:45,386 --> 00:06:48,384 I need a new volunteer. 108 00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:50,032 How about you, sir? 109 00:06:51,117 --> 00:06:54,262 Hey, is that time right? I have a deadline in an hour and a half. 110 00:06:54,272 --> 00:06:58,724 You know, Dad, studies show being hypnotized makes you more efficient. 111 00:06:58,748 --> 00:07:00,780 Mm, oh, okay. 112 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:01,983 Is that true? 113 00:07:01,997 --> 00:07:04,772 Mah. I just wanted to see him cluck like a chicken. 114 00:07:05,867 --> 00:07:07,858 Now, we've never met, have we, sir? 115 00:07:07,883 --> 00:07:09,396 Ooh, patter. 116 00:07:09,421 --> 00:07:11,218 Do you have any children? 117 00:07:11,241 --> 00:07:13,261 No, but we're having fun trying. 118 00:07:14,652 --> 00:07:15,769 Wait. I mean three. 119 00:07:15,785 --> 00:07:20,308 When I snap my fingers, you shall be ten years old. 120 00:07:20,324 --> 00:07:23,137 Look, can we get to the point? I'm stack parked. 121 00:07:23,144 --> 00:07:25,422 Did you hear me? Stack... 122 00:07:25,444 --> 00:07:27,000 You are ten years old! 123 00:07:27,012 --> 00:07:28,848 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 124 00:07:28,871 --> 00:07:30,674 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 125 00:07:30,682 --> 00:07:31,424 No, I'm not. 126 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:34,291 - Yes, you are! - Yes, you are. 127 00:07:34,307 --> 00:07:36,607 - No, yes, yes, you are. - Yes, you are. 128 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:40,396 - Look, I said you are. - Yeah, and you are, too. 129 00:07:41,022 --> 00:07:44,843 Only a ten-year-old boy could be this annoying! 130 00:07:47,271 --> 00:07:48,839 I'm not convinced. 131 00:07:48,864 --> 00:07:52,232 I know you are, but what am I? Infinity plus one. Jinx! 132 00:07:52,257 --> 00:07:54,519 Only the coolest kid ever could think of that. 133 00:07:54,544 --> 00:07:57,085 Good golly, Sven Golly, you did it! 134 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:59,827 Sven Golly, born Svenjamin Golly, 135 00:07:59,834 --> 00:08:01,928 you are under arrest for mesmerizing 136 00:08:01,943 --> 00:08:05,238 the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to induct Kiss. 137 00:08:05,248 --> 00:08:10,404 You are wanted by the police, by which I mean Sting, Andy Summers, uh... 138 00:08:10,412 --> 00:08:13,615 Hey, is it... is it getting hot in here? 139 00:08:15,137 --> 00:08:16,877 Oh, not again. 140 00:08:18,986 --> 00:08:21,901 Mom, Dad's been hypnotized to think he was ten. 141 00:08:21,916 --> 00:08:22,792 Ah. 142 00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:27,467 Hmm. 143 00:08:32,452 --> 00:08:35,491 Now I'm gonna test just how deeply Homer's mind has been effected. 144 00:08:35,507 --> 00:08:37,851 Take a sip of this, young man. 145 00:08:40,797 --> 00:08:42,200 Ew! Gross! 146 00:08:42,216 --> 00:08:44,638 - What did you give him? - Beer. 147 00:08:46,184 --> 00:08:47,914 This hypnotism is strong. 148 00:08:47,939 --> 00:08:49,244 Dinner theater strong. 149 00:08:49,259 --> 00:08:51,956 My husband can't really think he's ten. 150 00:08:51,981 --> 00:08:54,559 I'm saying, he so desperately needs to believe he's ten, 151 00:08:54,582 --> 00:08:57,748 that only the original hypnotist who did this can undo the trance 152 00:08:57,771 --> 00:09:00,488 without risking permanent damage to Homer's psyche. 153 00:09:01,982 --> 00:09:05,206 Hey, oh, help me! 154 00:09:05,209 --> 00:09:07,465 - Dear God. - Psych! 155 00:09:07,490 --> 00:09:09,013 Oops. 156 00:09:09,032 --> 00:09:10,592 So, what do we do? 157 00:09:10,614 --> 00:09:12,006 Do not force the truth. 158 00:09:12,031 --> 00:09:15,578 For now, just treat Homer just as you would a regular ten-year-old boy. 159 00:09:15,593 --> 00:09:17,562 Can he be nine so I can beat him up? 160 00:09:17,569 --> 00:09:20,944 No, I'm afraid not. The rules of hypnotism are inflexible. 161 00:09:20,959 --> 00:09:22,543 Then can we get pizza on the way home? 162 00:09:22,568 --> 00:09:24,147 Ask for boogers on Bart's half. 163 00:09:25,008 --> 00:09:27,067 - Good one. - Booger pizza. 164 00:09:27,092 --> 00:09:30,137 You better pray they find that hypnotist, Marge. 165 00:09:30,155 --> 00:09:31,992 Get the ball, boy! Come on. 166 00:09:32,007 --> 00:09:33,582 Go get it, boy! 167 00:09:35,813 --> 00:09:37,611 Go get it, boy. 168 00:09:38,628 --> 00:09:39,933 Go get it, boy! 169 00:09:41,093 --> 00:09:42,971 Hey! Ow! Ow! 170 00:09:42,996 --> 00:09:44,734 I thought you were my best friend. 171 00:09:44,741 --> 00:09:46,544 Ooh! Ow-Ow! 172 00:09:46,562 --> 00:09:49,152 So, where is he gonna sleep? 173 00:09:49,177 --> 00:09:52,527 Well, I guess it'll have to be in Bart's room. 174 00:09:52,552 --> 00:09:56,255 Oh. And I thought when Homer cut off his thumb was bad. 175 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,939 - Um, Mrs. Simpson? - Aah! 176 00:10:02,178 --> 00:10:03,966 Oh! 177 00:10:09,848 --> 00:10:11,676 Hey? What? Who? 178 00:10:11,684 --> 00:10:14,236 Homer, can't you sleep with Mom? 179 00:10:14,261 --> 00:10:15,879 I'd be too nervous. 180 00:10:15,902 --> 00:10:18,787 Have you noticed that she's kind of hot? 181 00:10:18,812 --> 00:10:22,399 Gross! Weird! Complicated! Go to sleep. 182 00:10:24,543 --> 00:10:28,110 I really do miss my Homie this time of night. 183 00:10:28,599 --> 00:10:29,827 Hmm. 184 00:10:30,232 --> 00:10:32,724 Hmm. Hmm. 185 00:10:32,747 --> 00:10:34,578 Mm-hmm. 186 00:10:36,479 --> 00:10:39,924 We're gonna have a lot of mittens this winter. 187 00:10:41,317 --> 00:10:46,154 Aw, if I'm gonna get through this day, I better Irish up my coffee. 188 00:10:49,486 --> 00:10:51,096 I'm ready to go to school. 189 00:10:51,119 --> 00:10:53,180 Homer, you're not going to school. 190 00:10:53,203 --> 00:10:55,117 I'm not? Cool! Am I sick? 191 00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:58,085 'Cause if I'm sick, I get to stay home and make s'mores. 192 00:10:58,093 --> 00:11:00,023 All I need is graham crackers, chocolate, 193 00:11:00,046 --> 00:11:02,975 marshmallows, sticks, fire... Did I say graham crackers? 194 00:11:02,990 --> 00:11:05,350 Chocolate, marshmallows, sticks, fire... 195 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,201 Oops! My homework. 196 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,847 Fine, you can go to school. 197 00:11:09,872 --> 00:11:11,411 Yo, this is tunnel tag. 198 00:11:11,427 --> 00:11:13,841 When you're tagged, you have to spread your legs and freeze. 199 00:11:13,864 --> 00:11:16,607 Guess I chose the wrong day to wear culottes. 200 00:11:16,622 --> 00:11:18,935 Every day's the wrong day to wear culottes. 201 00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:19,662 You're it! 202 00:11:24,014 --> 00:11:25,217 Can I play? 203 00:11:25,232 --> 00:11:26,745 Oh, God, no. 204 00:11:30,095 --> 00:11:32,368 If Milhouse can play, anyone can play. 205 00:11:32,384 --> 00:11:35,204 Once again, I'm the lower bound. 206 00:11:35,212 --> 00:11:36,183 You're it! 207 00:11:37,759 --> 00:11:41,681 Is that a grown man going between the children's legs? 208 00:11:41,696 --> 00:11:43,430 Well, there's nothing in the rule book against it. 209 00:11:43,445 --> 00:11:45,852 It's on page one of the rule book! 210 00:11:46,326 --> 00:11:47,404 That's where I doodle. 211 00:11:47,427 --> 00:11:50,459 It's a comic strip I do called Bumble and Grumble. 212 00:11:50,466 --> 00:11:54,868 Grumble likes to yell, but deep down he loves Bumble like a son. 213 00:11:54,893 --> 00:11:56,359 No, he doesn't. 214 00:11:57,106 --> 00:11:58,739 I'm beat. 215 00:12:00,161 --> 00:12:01,708 Today was fun. 216 00:12:01,723 --> 00:12:03,022 Yeah. 217 00:12:03,047 --> 00:12:05,029 Listen, Homer, do you ever think about 218 00:12:05,037 --> 00:12:06,918 what you want to do when you're grown up? 219 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:11,514 I'll eat in bed. Not just snacks, messy stuff like lasagna. 220 00:12:11,537 --> 00:12:13,068 Oh, and the TV would be on. 221 00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:14,473 Loud. 222 00:12:14,497 --> 00:12:18,497 Hey, would you ever want to have a real job and a family? 223 00:12:18,512 --> 00:12:21,235 Wife? Three kids? Steady job? 224 00:12:21,245 --> 00:12:24,167 If I did, I'd secretly be very sad. 225 00:12:24,182 --> 00:12:26,373 You could tell by how much I would eat and drink 226 00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:27,779 and just sit on the couch. 227 00:12:28,670 --> 00:12:31,165 Yeah, thank God that never happened. 228 00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:38,327 Wow. He doesn't want to be my dad, he just wants to be a kid like me. 229 00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:40,795 Almost makes me not want to prank him. 230 00:12:40,813 --> 00:12:42,004 Almost. 231 00:12:50,126 --> 00:12:51,648 Touché. 232 00:13:00,903 --> 00:13:03,700 If you wedgie me, my friend will beat you up. 233 00:13:03,723 --> 00:13:06,701 That's not your friend, it's your screwed-up dad. 234 00:13:06,726 --> 00:13:10,082 - Pretty sad, really. - We'll leave you alone. 235 00:13:10,732 --> 00:13:13,591 You did it, Homer! You saved me from the bullies! 236 00:13:13,606 --> 00:13:15,667 You're the coolest kid I ever met. 237 00:13:15,692 --> 00:13:17,361 What about me? 238 00:13:17,386 --> 00:13:20,012 - You're in the top hundred. - Boo-yah! 239 00:13:20,037 --> 00:13:22,009 - Now you're not. - Oh. 240 00:13:49,982 --> 00:13:51,585 Uh, Lisa, 241 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,080 your ma says I should do something with you. 242 00:13:54,090 --> 00:13:55,927 Need some help with your homework? 243 00:13:55,952 --> 00:13:57,999 - I'm done. - Want to see me make a muscle? 244 00:13:58,024 --> 00:13:59,907 Mm, not right now. 245 00:13:59,932 --> 00:14:02,650 Well, that's everything I know that girls like. 246 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,784 Listen, Homer, 247 00:14:04,807 --> 00:14:07,379 I just want to take advantage of this opportunity 248 00:14:07,404 --> 00:14:10,301 to have you enjoy my saxophone with me. 249 00:14:10,326 --> 00:14:11,607 Okay. 250 00:14:30,630 --> 00:14:34,355 Ah, thank God they pulled that other safety inspector out of retirement. 251 00:14:37,316 --> 00:14:40,959 You know, you're the closest thing I've ever had to a brother. 252 00:14:40,982 --> 00:14:42,911 Me, too. You know what? 253 00:14:42,928 --> 00:14:45,418 I'm afraid you might change back. 254 00:14:45,443 --> 00:14:47,287 Change back to what? 255 00:14:47,312 --> 00:14:49,289 Look in the lake, tell me what you see. 256 00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:51,346 Bloated corpse under the water. 257 00:14:51,371 --> 00:14:53,811 I'd say he's been there a few months at least. 258 00:14:53,836 --> 00:14:57,605 Interesting the way his lips move just like mine. 259 00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:00,829 - Why do you ask? - Uh, no reason, brother. 260 00:15:16,107 --> 00:15:18,991 Chief, I hope this is the call I've been praying for. 261 00:15:19,008 --> 00:15:21,569 It is. We have captured Sven Golly, 262 00:15:21,594 --> 00:15:25,949 using a specially dedicated anti-hypnosis squad. 263 00:15:26,849 --> 00:15:28,349 Well, bring him here now. 264 00:15:28,364 --> 00:15:32,325 I want my Homie back. I miss him and the things he did. 265 00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:36,201 Lis, you know how Dad thinks he's a ten-year-old? 266 00:15:36,216 --> 00:15:39,522 I've been emotionally dealing with that all week, so yes. 267 00:15:39,537 --> 00:15:42,733 Well, now that hypnotist is gonna come back and snap him out of it! 268 00:15:42,758 --> 00:15:45,097 Look, Dad had to get cured sometime. 269 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,767 There's nothing we can do about it. 270 00:15:46,777 --> 00:15:49,472 Or isn't there not? 271 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,462 All right, Sven Golly, 272 00:15:51,479 --> 00:15:54,229 you're gonna untangle this guy's noodle, and that's it-- 273 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,106 no more hypnotizing anyone. 274 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:59,472 You have my word... Chief Kangaroo! 275 00:15:59,496 --> 00:16:01,867 Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing... 276 00:16:07,412 --> 00:16:08,924 They've run away! 277 00:16:08,949 --> 00:16:10,868 Quick! Hypnotize me into a... 278 00:16:10,893 --> 00:16:12,873 a-a competent policeman! 279 00:16:12,898 --> 00:16:15,164 I'm good, I'm not that good. 280 00:16:15,189 --> 00:16:16,594 Ha-ha. 281 00:16:16,617 --> 00:16:18,649 ♪ ♪ 282 00:16:18,674 --> 00:16:22,026 I wanted you to enjoy being a kid just a little longer. 283 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,505 Whoo-hoo! 284 00:16:23,522 --> 00:16:26,157 ♪ ♪ 285 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:34,372 Whoo... hoo-hoo-hoo! 286 00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:39,900 I do it all myself. 287 00:16:39,918 --> 00:16:41,441 ♪ ♪ 288 00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:54,069 ♪ ♪ 289 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:06,714 We've returned to Itchy & Scratchy Land, which means you'll have to pay again. 290 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,056 What do we do next? What do we do next? 291 00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:12,331 Homer Simpson! 292 00:17:12,356 --> 00:17:14,447 Uh, your second childhood is over. 293 00:17:14,472 --> 00:17:17,293 You're going back to taking statins and paying FICA. 294 00:17:17,318 --> 00:17:21,552 No! You can't take him now. We've only been on two rides. 295 00:17:21,577 --> 00:17:22,999 You should've used Fastpass. 296 00:17:23,015 --> 00:17:24,762 Fastpass can't solve everything. 297 00:17:24,774 --> 00:17:29,685 Eh, spoken like a kid who's never lived in a non-Fastpass world. 298 00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:31,754 Homer, I'm here. 299 00:17:31,763 --> 00:17:33,430 ♪ ♪ 300 00:17:41,489 --> 00:17:42,381 Bye, Bart. 301 00:17:42,406 --> 00:17:44,445 Stay ten forever. 302 00:17:44,868 --> 00:17:46,902 Good-bye, friend. 303 00:17:47,602 --> 00:17:48,499 Hmm... 304 00:17:48,524 --> 00:17:51,688 Before you fix him, can you change one little thing? 305 00:17:51,711 --> 00:17:53,320 I'm embarrassed to ask this, 306 00:17:53,345 --> 00:17:55,348 but after we, uh, snuggle, 307 00:17:55,356 --> 00:17:58,065 he always rolls over and goes to sleep, 308 00:17:58,090 --> 00:18:01,141 and I'd rather just... 309 00:18:01,738 --> 00:18:03,965 That's the only thing you want changed? 310 00:18:03,987 --> 00:18:06,963 Everything else about him is perfect? 311 00:18:09,327 --> 00:18:10,181 Yes. 312 00:18:10,206 --> 00:18:12,031 Ugh, where were you when I was straight? 313 00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:13,956 All right, let's do this. 314 00:18:13,979 --> 00:18:15,579 Cuddle your wife. 315 00:18:17,242 --> 00:18:21,637 - You are back! - Parked! I hate stacked parking! 316 00:18:21,662 --> 00:18:23,133 Wait, where am I? 317 00:18:23,158 --> 00:18:25,748 This isn't a circus. It's an amusement park. 318 00:18:25,763 --> 00:18:27,779 The furthest thing from a circus. 319 00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:29,177 Well, here's what happened. 320 00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:30,876 Marge, sweetie, I'm not gonna lie. 321 00:18:30,899 --> 00:18:33,073 I must've tied one on at Moe's. 322 00:18:33,098 --> 00:18:35,765 If you have it in your heart, could you forgive me 323 00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:37,619 and totally blame my friends? 324 00:18:37,644 --> 00:18:40,316 Homie, I've missed you. 325 00:18:43,631 --> 00:18:45,980 - Ooh-hoo-hoo! - I missed you, too. 326 00:18:46,005 --> 00:18:48,006 ♪ ♪ 327 00:18:59,531 --> 00:19:01,800 ♪ ♪ 328 00:19:01,825 --> 00:19:04,794 What the...? Lasagna in bed? 329 00:19:04,817 --> 00:19:06,872 Recommended by a kid I used to know. 330 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,325 You know, I used to have this friend. 331 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,349 I told him all my dreams. 332 00:19:11,371 --> 00:19:14,016 Really, really great kid. 333 00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:15,135 You think so? 334 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,400 The best. Wonder whatever happened to him? 335 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:22,089 Well... maybe you sat on him and he was never seen again. 336 00:19:22,104 --> 00:19:23,807 Why, you little...! 337 00:19:23,815 --> 00:19:25,506 Ooh. You know, boy, 338 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:28,230 I'm not sure I can strangle you anymore. 339 00:19:28,255 --> 00:19:29,959 I'm gonna try something new. 340 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:34,263 What do you say, boy, want to split the lasagna? 341 00:19:34,278 --> 00:19:36,576 - Get lost. - Why, you little...! 342 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:42,285 Oh... so good to have you back. 343 00:19:43,652 --> 00:19:45,375 It's great to be back. 344 00:19:48,414 --> 00:19:51,882 Hmm. Can we cuddle for a little while? 345 00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:54,714 Thank you, Sven Golly. 346 00:19:54,739 --> 00:19:57,677 - I knitted us a blanket. - Mm... 347 00:20:05,307 --> 00:20:07,684 You can find them for, like, six bucks. 348 00:20:07,709 --> 00:20:09,710 ♪ ♪ 349 00:20:16,051 --> 00:20:17,861 Check and mate. 350 00:20:17,886 --> 00:20:20,824 Once again you're too smart for me, my friend. 351 00:20:20,839 --> 00:20:25,039 That's why I'm the master hypnotist and you're the bumbling police chief. 352 00:20:25,064 --> 00:20:27,017 Exactly so, Sven Golly. 353 00:20:27,031 --> 00:20:28,843 Exactly so. 354 00:20:30,766 --> 00:20:34,613 - See you tomorrow? - Yes, I might be a little late. 355 00:20:35,876 --> 00:20:38,355 That Chief Wiggum, what a dope! 356 00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:45,267 Loki! 357 00:20:45,292 --> 00:20:51,792 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 358 00:21:31,631 --> 00:21:33,632 Shh!