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<b>- sync and corrections by Zac -
- www. addic7ed. com -</b>

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Look at the sun
coming through the trees.

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I know.
It's so beautiful.

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There's actually a tree around
here that's over 1,400 years old.

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We have to go see that one.

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Go see a tree?

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- I don't think so, Paddy.
- Don't be such a grouch.

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It'll be fun, I promise.
And educational.

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You know what else would
be fun and educational?

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Going to the clothing-optional
pool at the highlands.

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Ah. There are not enough
antibiotics in the world

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to get me in that water.

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You're not scared of a little
gonorrhea, are you, Dom?

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I'm doing whatever he tells me.

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And if that's seeing some
old tree, I'm in, Paddy.

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Well, thank you, Dom.
I really think that

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this weekend should be
about the three of us

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hanging out together,

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not us and 200 naked homos
crammed in a pool.

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Oh my God.

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- Oh my God.
- Get me out of this fucking car.

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Look at this.

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Oh my God, Dom!

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This place is fucking amazing!

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All right. Honestly, it's
better than I thought it was.

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I mean, wow. That's cool. Wow.

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Who knew Lynn was so rich?

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It's also Lynn's pride and joy,

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- so no breaking stuff.
- Okay.

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I gotta get myself
a sugar daddy.

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For that,
you get the bunk-bed room.

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I guess I'm unpacking the car?

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Of course I won't forget.

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Yeah.

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No, no, I totally get it.

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Yeah, windows locked.

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Is that completely amazing
or totally hideous?

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I think it's both, actually.

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Why is the hair so curly?

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Well, what's up with
the owl flying in the back?

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I know.
Maybe just don't bring it up.

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And no more sugar-daddy
stuff either, okay?

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- Here we go.
- Oh my goodness.

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- What is this?
- Oh yes.

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- Is it a sprig of mint I see?
- Wow.

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It is. I found
a bush in the back.

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Oh my God, you're incredible.

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See, this is it. This is
exactly what we need...

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Fresh mint, peace, tranquility,

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nature's majesty
just all around us.

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- Right? Cheers.
- Yeah, cheers.

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How about a little vodka, huh?

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Shouldn't we raid
the liquor cabinet?

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Don't even think about it.

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Yeah, I think maybe...

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You know, I think
maybe we should not

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get completely wasted
this weekend.

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I think maybe
we should make a pact,

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right here and now,

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that we should just
all not drink or...

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- What?
- Please, God,

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don't tell me this is some
kind of inter-fucking-vention.

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No, it's not an intervention.

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- Right, Dom?
- Dom, right?

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You know, I actually
prefer you fucked up,

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because it makes you way less
narcissistic.

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But Patrick insisted that
we bring you out into nature.

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I did not insist
on anything.

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The two of you have been plotting and
planning like a couple of old witches.

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No, we have not. That's not...
That's not what it is. Yeah.

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It's not what you think.
I just feel like...

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That's not what it is.

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- It really isn't.
- Maybe just, like, let...

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Maybe just not be drinking.

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Well, I... I want you to know
that I'm completely fine.

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- Okay?
- Okay.

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Just 'cause I choose not to wallow
in the misery of my own making...

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Oh.
Are... I don't wallow.

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"Oh my God, what should I do with
Richie? Should I call Richie?"

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"Should I text Richie?
Should I instagram Richie?"

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- "Oh my God, he's just so cute."
- That sounds nothing like me.

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Dom, does that sound
anything like me?

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Your voice is
a little higher,

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- but it's pretty good.
- You do know that getting drunk

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and slapping some cock
around your face isn't

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actually the worst
thing in the world.

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Okay, I'm sorry I'm not you
and I don't find it attractive

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to get completely fucked up and
drag some random person home,

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and then fuck him so loudly that I
have to wear earplugs.

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- It was just one time, okay?
- I can't even sleep.

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- I can hear you through the walls...
- Ladies, ladies, please.

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If we can't play nice,
we're going home.

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No, you're right, Dom.
Let's just relax, breathe.

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I genuinely brought us here,
'cause I thought

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it would be good for the
three of us to get away.

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This is not an intervention.

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Mm-hmm. Honestly, I need this
weekend, even if you don't.

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- Why do you need it?
- I just do.

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Gee, I didn't see
that there was cherries.

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- Do you want a cherry?
- Sure.

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Cherry? Let's just
enjoy the cherries

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and minty tea that Dom has so
kindly made for us...

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And, you know, take in
this beautiful view.

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So, actually, when the
native Americans came through

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this area of the woods, they
didn't spend any time here,

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and they left
because they were afraid

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that the trees were so tall
that there was ghosts in them.

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Over 1,000 years
and it's just stood there,

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knowing exactly
what its purpose was...

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To stand and grow
and look good while doing it.

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This would be a great
tree to get fucked against.

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God, why do you always do that?

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There's more to life
than sex, you know.

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Sorry.

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Now what?

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Hike back again?

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Hey.
What are you up to?

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Well, I was trying to be
respectful of Lynn's privacy,

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but then I found a photo album,

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- so fuck it.
- Oh shit.

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I think I only agreed to this so
I could snoop around this place

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- without him here.
- What are you looking for?

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I don't know.
Something that helps me

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get to know him a bit better.
Lynn's not big on sharing.

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That sounds
like someone I know.

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The thing is, I really do want
to get to know him better,

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which is pretty
fucking unusual for me.

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And I get that he might not
want to talk about back then,

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- and about Brian, but...
- oh my God, they look so handsome

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and happy.
Sorry.

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No, it's fine. They do.

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Fuck.

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It's so... sad.

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Yeah, but at the same time,

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it has to be important that he
talks to me about this stuff.

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- Doesn't it?
- Well, "happiness..."

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"Not in another place
but this place,"

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"not for another hour
by this hour."

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- Really?
- That's Walt Whitman.

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That's a great quote.

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I don't care who it is.
Oh God.

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God! Maybe I've jut forgotten what
it's like to have a boyfriend.

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But doesn't that feel good,
to have a boyfriend?

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To be able to call
him your boyfriend?

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Can you even call a 59-year-old
man your boyfriend?

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You can call him
whatever you want.

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Yeah, you're right. God, I
need to calm the fuck down.

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- You okay?
- Yeah.

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You're... good about
Richie now, right?

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Yeah, I guess.
I mean...

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I regret the way that I dealt with
everything, and I miss him, but...

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Do you ever do things
that surprise you?

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What do you mean?
You know, are you ever...

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Shocked by your own behavior?

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Are we still talking
about Richie?

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Forget it.
It's not important.

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I actually think that I might
go for a walk right now

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before we hit
the monopoly board,

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because I heard a woodpecker outside.
I wanna go check it out.

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A woodpecker?

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You know, they
actually have them here.

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So will you keep
an ear out for Agustín?

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Well, what should
I be listening for?

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Well, if he's masturbating,
you can just leave him.

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Ugh! But if he's
crying, come get me.

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If it's both at
the same time...

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You're on your own. And that's
been known to happen on occasion.

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- Yikes.
- Don't tell him I told you that.

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I'll see you later.

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Okay.

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Oh! Oriental Avenue.
Pay up, motherfucker.

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No, that's racist.
I'm not paying your rent.

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No, it's the street
that's racist, not me.

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Not that you're even
going to pay rent, anyway.

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I'm gonna give you
another chance. Go again.

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All right, here we go, Paddy.

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- What? Are we turning?
- Paddle on the other side now.

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But don't we wanna go that way?

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We are! I'm just...

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We do want to go that way.
I'm turning the boat around.

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So why are we going backwards?

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Oh my God.
Gayest beach ever.

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I had no idea
this beach was here.

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I had no idea there was so
much nakedness on this beach.

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We have arrived.

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I really think
we should just stop.

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Paddy, even you could
get laid if we stopped.

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No, no, let's just keep going.

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We're honestly not going to make
it to the end of the river.

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No, come on. We're going
to pull into this beach.

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Onward ho. We're just
going to go forward.

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- Paddy, just relax.
- Eyes on the prize.

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- God, this is beautiful.
- Dom, I think we found our flow here.

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- Right?
- Oh my God.

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There are some men up here.

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Smell that testosterone.

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We're hitting bear beach, baby.

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- That's a lot of man.
- Hey!

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- Hey there!
- Do you know him?

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No, not at all.

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Come party with the big boys.

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Sorry, I'm on orders
to be good.

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With fur like that,
there's no way you play good.

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Come to the woods tonight.

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Bring the clone
and the seal pup.

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- Everyone's welcome.
- "Seal pup"?

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Where in the woods?

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Faeries will guide you.

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- What is a seal pup?
- I think a seal pup is

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someone hairless
and a little chunky.

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Wait, he's calling me chunky?

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All we need now is a shower,

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some bug spray, a cold drink,

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and then we'll be ready
for board games.

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- Again? Board games?
- Yeah.

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Hello, bitches.

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- What the fuck?
- Yeah, exactly.

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What the fuck?

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So you guys thought you were
gonna have

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your little sausage party
without me?

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- Well, you were working.
- I was working,

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I was, then everybody died,

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and now I get to get fucked up.

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Oh my God, Lynn's...
It's not true.

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Lynn's liquor cabinet...

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- Fantastic. Fantastic.
- Jesus, Doris.

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Oh no.
Oh, come on.

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Here, I'll hold it for you.
I think that dame Gladioli

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of the Castro can afford
to buy more booze, all right?

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- How did you even get in?
- Agustín left his door open.

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I kind of... I flew in
like Peter Pan. Mmm!

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Okay, how do you even know
it was my door?

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'Cause it smelled like misery,

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and I also found this
on your bunk bed.

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- Agustín.
- Busted.

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Agustín!

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Check yourself
before you wreck yourself.

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What's happening?

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Either clue or parcheesi. Yes.

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- That's a fucking joke.
- No.

241
00:11:04,244 --> 00:11:07,862
Okay? There is no way that Dom
just paid $200 for a taxi...

242
00:11:07,864 --> 00:11:09,947
Thank you...
To get me here for that.

243
00:11:09,999 --> 00:11:11,699
No. Clue's
a really fun game.

244
00:11:11,701 --> 00:11:12,826
Miss Scarlet, Colonel
Mustard, Professor Plum.

245
00:11:12,827 --> 00:11:13,951
Oh my God. Oh my God.

246
00:11:14,003 --> 00:11:15,953
- The wrench.
- Oh, stop talking, stop talking.

247
00:11:16,005 --> 00:11:17,622
We're not... oh, the wrench!
I forgot about that.

248
00:11:17,674 --> 00:11:19,207
We are not doing that, okay?

249
00:11:19,209 --> 00:11:21,042
- We're not doing that. We're going out.
-Yes!

250
00:11:21,044 --> 00:11:23,044
We're going out.
All right.

251
00:11:23,096 --> 00:11:26,214
I'm sorry.
That painting...

252
00:11:26,266 --> 00:11:27,598
Of Lynn?

253
00:11:27,634 --> 00:11:28,766
- Dom...
- Oof.

254
00:11:28,801 --> 00:11:30,351
What the... that's...
How do you...

255
00:11:30,386 --> 00:11:33,054
No words, really.

256
00:11:33,106 --> 00:11:35,973
You know what I mean?
Just kinda...

257
00:11:36,025 --> 00:11:37,975
Let's... no, let's just
be quiet and think about it.

258
00:11:39,445 --> 00:11:41,112
This music is so disorienting.

259
00:11:41,147 --> 00:11:43,397
Is it coming from behind
us or in front of us?

260
00:11:43,399 --> 00:11:46,234
I can't tell. Maybe we
need to retrace our steps.

261
00:11:46,236 --> 00:11:49,370
There better be dykes here.
I'm like catnip for dykes.

262
00:11:49,405 --> 00:11:52,290
Beautiful faggots!

263
00:11:52,325 --> 00:11:55,459
Oh my God. Tell us, tell us, are
we heading in the right direction?

264
00:11:55,495 --> 00:11:58,746
Only you can truly
answer that question.

265
00:11:58,798 --> 00:12:01,415
- Oh my God. Is this happening?
- Look deep inside your soul

266
00:12:01,417 --> 00:12:03,501
and tell me what you see.

267
00:12:03,553 --> 00:12:05,469
- Don't answer it. Don't answer it.
- You know I have no soul.

268
00:12:05,505 --> 00:12:07,838
I think tonight we just need
directions to the party.

269
00:12:07,891 --> 00:12:10,141
- Yeah.
- Okay.

270
00:12:10,176 --> 00:12:13,144
So you're gonna go straight.

271
00:12:13,179 --> 00:12:14,979
You're going to
see some trash cans,

272
00:12:15,014 --> 00:12:17,899
take a left, and there is
the promised land

273
00:12:17,934 --> 00:12:20,318
where all your dreams
will come true.

274
00:12:20,353 --> 00:12:22,403
- Oh my God.
- Thank you. Wow.

275
00:12:22,438 --> 00:12:23,854
Thank you,
kind and beautiful faerie.

276
00:12:23,907 --> 00:12:24,990
I have to touch your
nipple for one moment.

277
00:12:24,991 --> 00:12:26,073
Touch it, touch it.

278
00:12:26,109 --> 00:12:27,525
- This is for you.
- Oh.

279
00:12:27,577 --> 00:12:29,694
- Let it light up your life.
- Thank you.

280
00:12:29,746 --> 00:12:31,779
You're faerie welcome.

281
00:12:31,831 --> 00:12:34,582
It's a flashlight
and a glow stick.

282
00:12:34,617 --> 00:12:36,417
- Listen, don't be pissed.
- Agustín, you said no...

283
00:12:36,452 --> 00:12:38,202
- I said no drugs. What are you doing?
- What is that?

284
00:12:38,254 --> 00:12:39,453
- Thank you.
- You don't know what it is.

285
00:12:39,505 --> 00:12:40,871
- I trust Agustín.
- What is it?

286
00:12:40,924 --> 00:12:43,174
Oh, that's so sweet.
It's just Molly.

287
00:12:43,209 --> 00:12:45,793
Okay, that's what we used
to call x, right? T hat's x?

288
00:12:45,845 --> 00:12:47,178
Yup.
I'm in! I'm in.

289
00:12:47,213 --> 00:12:48,738
Oh God, it's like 1994.

290
00:12:48,739 --> 00:12:50,264
- Here we go again.
- Everyone's got one?

291
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,266
I don't think
I've had sex since 1994.

292
00:12:52,302 --> 00:12:54,101
Hanging out with your guys,
not so good for my vagina.

293
00:12:54,137 --> 00:12:55,554
Okay, promise you'll
take care of me if I have

294
00:12:55,555 --> 00:12:56,971
a heart attack or get
gang-raped or something.

295
00:12:56,973 --> 00:12:58,639
Of course. I'm a nurse.
I'll take care of you,

296
00:12:58,641 --> 00:13:00,308
and I'll be gang-raping you.
I'll be the one doing it.

297
00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:01,442
- Okay.
- You're in a safe place.

298
00:13:01,477 --> 00:13:03,227
As long as we're doing
something together, right?

299
00:13:03,279 --> 00:13:04,362
Yes. Cheers, cheers,
cheers, cheers.

300
00:13:04,397 --> 00:13:06,480
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
Oh my God.

301
00:13:08,401 --> 00:13:10,618
I just did Molly.
I can't believe it.

302
00:13:10,653 --> 00:13:12,162
You didn't actually
swallow it, did you?

303
00:13:12,197 --> 00:13:12,844
I did.

304
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:15,406
- You're not supposed to swallow it?
- Of course!

305
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:16,824
- You swallowed it, right?
- Of course!

306
00:13:16,876 --> 00:13:19,160
- For real? Yes, yes, yes.
- You're not fucking with me?

307
00:13:19,212 --> 00:13:20,995
Oh my God, isn't it fun?

308
00:13:21,047 --> 00:13:23,381
Buddy, you're having fun?

309
00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:24,999
Looks pretty cool.

310
00:13:25,051 --> 00:13:27,168
Yeah.
This is incredible.

311
00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:30,471
I'm so glad we came.
That faerie wasn't lying.

312
00:13:30,506 --> 00:13:33,090
- Dom, are you feeling it yet?
- A little but not really.

313
00:13:33,142 --> 00:13:34,976
I think it's just like...
This is surreal, anyway.

314
00:13:35,011 --> 00:13:37,311
The promised land,
for one night only.

315
00:13:37,347 --> 00:13:39,230
I'm trying to figure out
what I'm looking at.

316
00:13:39,265 --> 00:13:41,565
- What am I seeing?
- You'll be fine, Paddy.

317
00:13:41,601 --> 00:13:43,100
- Okay.
- Just stick close.

318
00:13:43,152 --> 00:13:44,518
- Okay.
- I'm not gonna leave you.

319
00:13:52,862 --> 00:13:54,161
Hi, sweetie.

320
00:13:56,532 --> 00:13:58,866
These are my friends.

321
00:14:22,225 --> 00:14:23,691
When will I know
if it's working?

322
00:14:23,726 --> 00:14:26,060
I'm kinda feeling something,
but I can't tell.

323
00:14:26,062 --> 00:14:28,562
Trust me. You'll know, buddy.
You'll know.

324
00:14:31,234 --> 00:14:33,784
Listen, I want you to know
that I do appreciate

325
00:14:33,820 --> 00:14:35,736
everything...

326
00:14:35,738 --> 00:14:38,656
Letting me move in, the rent...

327
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:40,658
This weekend.

328
00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:43,244
Come on. Believe it or not,
we are just trying to help.

329
00:14:43,246 --> 00:14:46,047
I know you are.
I'll tell you what,

330
00:14:46,082 --> 00:14:49,417
if or when I need it,
I promise I'll come to you.

331
00:14:49,419 --> 00:14:52,586
I don't care who you go to,
as long as you go to somebody.

332
00:14:52,638 --> 00:14:55,589
What I need you to understand
is that you and I,

333
00:14:55,641 --> 00:14:58,592
- we do things differently.
- What does that mean?

334
00:14:58,594 --> 00:15:00,811
Well, I deal with...

335
00:15:00,847 --> 00:15:03,097
With feeling
like a shitty person

336
00:15:03,099 --> 00:15:05,766
by being bad.
You do it by being good.

337
00:15:09,072 --> 00:15:10,604
What makes you think
I've been good?

338
00:15:10,606 --> 00:15:12,406
Haven't you been?

339
00:15:12,442 --> 00:15:14,992
I don't feel
like I've been good,

340
00:15:15,027 --> 00:15:16,994
certainly not recently.

341
00:15:17,029 --> 00:15:18,946
Why not recently?

342
00:15:20,283 --> 00:15:22,283
- No.
- Oh? Oh?

343
00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:25,453
I've been wanting to confess
something to you for a while now,

344
00:15:25,505 --> 00:15:28,205
and I'm not quite sure
why I haven't told you.

345
00:15:28,257 --> 00:15:30,007
- Uh-huh.
- Fuck.

346
00:15:30,042 --> 00:15:32,460
- Whoa. Oh fuck.
- You okay?

347
00:15:32,462 --> 00:15:35,129
Okay, okay. Breathe.
Yeah, yeah, breathe.

348
00:15:35,181 --> 00:15:36,964
- Okay. All right, all right.
- Oh shit.

349
00:15:36,966 --> 00:15:39,550
Gimme those eyes, baby.
Yeah, let it in.

350
00:15:39,602 --> 00:15:41,635
Whoa.
How you feel?

351
00:15:41,637 --> 00:15:45,139
Yes. All right, you know what
we're gonna do right now?

352
00:15:45,141 --> 00:15:46,607
What?
We're gonna fucking dance.

353
00:15:46,642 --> 00:15:48,642
- Okay. Let's go dancing.
- Yeah?

354
00:15:48,694 --> 00:15:49,977
Dom!

355
00:15:50,897 --> 00:15:51,946
Dom!

356
00:15:55,318 --> 00:15:59,153
- Look who's here.
- Hey.

357
00:15:59,155 --> 00:16:02,573
Okay.

358
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,166
Oh shit.

359
00:18:21,297 --> 00:18:23,631
Hey!

360
00:18:23,683 --> 00:18:25,633
Can you hear me?

361
00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:28,969
What are you doing?

362
00:18:29,855 --> 00:18:31,388
Right now.

363
00:18:32,975 --> 00:18:35,192
Yes, right now!

364
00:18:38,981 --> 00:18:41,865
- Come on. It's gonna be so cold.
- You said you were hot.

365
00:18:41,901 --> 00:18:43,484
Fuck it. All right.

366
00:18:46,455 --> 00:18:48,989
I'm gonna beat you into the stream.

367
00:18:57,466 --> 00:18:58,832
Whoo!

368
00:19:17,153 --> 00:19:19,269
Is that your dad?

369
00:19:20,272 --> 00:19:23,073
What?
This guy.

370
00:19:23,109 --> 00:19:25,242
Is that your dad?

371
00:19:25,277 --> 00:19:27,861
No, that's not my dad.

372
00:19:27,863 --> 00:19:30,114
This is my boyfriend.

373
00:19:32,368 --> 00:19:34,118
Is he still that hot?

374
00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:37,538
Yeah. Hotter. Why? Do you
want me to leave it open?

375
00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:40,591
- Yeah. Open that back up.
- Fuck you.

376
00:19:45,514 --> 00:19:47,381
Does he mind you
fucking around?

377
00:19:47,383 --> 00:19:48,966
No.

378
00:19:50,436 --> 00:19:52,219
He really doesn't.

379
00:19:52,221 --> 00:19:55,806
Lucky you.

380
00:20:01,313 --> 00:20:03,147
Lucky for both of us.

381
00:20:06,118 --> 00:20:09,737
Are you...
So, are you single?

382
00:20:09,739 --> 00:20:11,739
Yeah, but only recently.

383
00:20:11,791 --> 00:20:13,791
Oh, so you're fucked up.

384
00:20:13,826 --> 00:20:16,410
Pretty fucking much.

385
00:20:16,412 --> 00:20:18,379
Yeah, it turns out I...

386
00:20:18,414 --> 00:20:20,164
Loved him more than I thought.

387
00:20:20,216 --> 00:20:23,467
Don't worry about it, honey.
Happens to us all.

388
00:20:25,504 --> 00:20:29,256
So what do you do with your life
now to make it at least bearable?

389
00:20:29,258 --> 00:20:31,392
Ooh. Well,

390
00:20:31,427 --> 00:20:34,728
I was a mediocre artist.

391
00:20:34,764 --> 00:20:37,598
I gave that up...

392
00:20:37,683 --> 00:20:41,402
Which is a good thing
for the world, I think.

393
00:20:42,738 --> 00:20:44,488
Yeah.

394
00:20:44,523 --> 00:20:47,524
So I suppose now
I guess I do... nothing.

395
00:20:47,576 --> 00:20:50,327
Nothing at all.

396
00:20:50,362 --> 00:20:52,279
How does that make you feel?

397
00:20:52,281 --> 00:20:56,200
No.

398
00:20:58,170 --> 00:20:59,787
No, no, no, don't do it.

399
00:20:59,789 --> 00:21:02,372
I promise,
no more questions. I swear.

400
00:21:05,127 --> 00:21:06,593
What do you do?

401
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,847
I work for a homeless
shelter that supports

402
00:21:09,882 --> 00:21:11,682
gay and transgender teens.

403
00:21:11,717 --> 00:21:14,051
What? Get the fuck
out of here.

404
00:21:14,103 --> 00:21:15,969
- Really?
- It's me.

405
00:21:15,971 --> 00:21:18,772
Call me Saint Eddie, the
hairy-ass mother of the mission.

406
00:21:18,808 --> 00:21:21,024
You can drown me now,
Saint Eddie.

407
00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:24,144
No. I wanna hang out with you
a little bit more first,

408
00:21:24,196 --> 00:21:26,480
- and then maybe I'll drown you.
- Deal.

409
00:21:26,532 --> 00:21:27,981
Okay.

410
00:21:29,151 --> 00:21:30,701
- Drown time.
- No, no!

411
00:21:30,736 --> 00:21:32,236
Oh shit.

412
00:21:33,155 --> 00:21:35,072
Let me see.

413
00:21:35,124 --> 00:21:36,907
Oh, cool tattoo.

414
00:21:36,959 --> 00:21:38,659
Thanks.

415
00:21:55,561 --> 00:21:57,344
Hey, handsome.

416
00:21:57,346 --> 00:21:58,979
Hello.

417
00:21:59,014 --> 00:22:01,014
Good of you to drop by.

418
00:22:02,351 --> 00:22:04,268
This had better be worth it.

419
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:07,437
Oh, it's gonna be worth it.

420
00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:17,080
Come here.

421
00:22:21,537 --> 00:22:23,203
I want you to fuck me.

422
00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:27,708
- I'm not kidding.
- What? What, here in the woods?

423
00:22:29,762 --> 00:22:33,597
Patrick, you're so fucking hot.

424
00:22:35,017 --> 00:22:36,884
You are making my head explode.

425
00:22:36,886 --> 00:22:38,685
- Do you have a condom?
- Uh-huh.

426
00:22:38,721 --> 00:22:40,888
Of course.
Against this tree.

427
00:22:41,807 --> 00:22:43,557
Oh fuck.

428
00:22:49,231 --> 00:22:51,398
Hmm?

429
00:23:05,714 --> 00:23:07,748
Oh fuck.

430
00:23:30,239 --> 00:23:31,772
Okay.

431
00:23:31,824 --> 00:23:33,490
So we've done it
on the floor at work.

432
00:23:33,525 --> 00:23:35,826
Yup. We did it in the storeroom.

433
00:23:35,861 --> 00:23:37,828
Yeah. I tossed you off
in the conference room.

434
00:23:37,863 --> 00:23:40,080
You gave me a blowjob
in the breakroom.

435
00:23:40,115 --> 00:23:41,531
- I did.
- Yeah.

436
00:23:41,584 --> 00:23:45,285
You think we're ever actually gonna
get to do it in a real bed sometime?

437
00:23:48,007 --> 00:23:49,506
I hope so.

438
00:23:53,512 --> 00:23:55,262
Do that again.

439
00:23:55,297 --> 00:23:58,465
Maybe it's the Molly,
but I can feel it in my toes.

440
00:24:06,692 --> 00:24:08,775
Oh...

441
00:24:08,811 --> 00:24:11,778
- Hey, Paddy.
- Yes!

442
00:24:11,814 --> 00:24:12,980
- All right.
- Morning, boys.

443
00:24:12,982 --> 00:24:16,533
- We were worried.
- Thank you.

444
00:24:16,568 --> 00:24:19,569
You so fucked that hot guy
in the cap, didn't you?

445
00:24:19,622 --> 00:24:21,872
Well, I finally did it
in the woods.

446
00:24:21,907 --> 00:24:23,156
Yes!

447
00:24:23,158 --> 00:24:25,626
Agustín made a new friend, too.

448
00:24:25,661 --> 00:24:28,245
Yeah, I did. He's cute.

449
00:24:28,297 --> 00:24:30,497
A big bear who cares
about trans people

450
00:24:30,499 --> 00:24:32,358
and has a house in Virginia.

451
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:34,217
Oh, I've always wanted
to visit the South.

452
00:24:35,254 --> 00:24:37,504
A "house in Virginia"...

453
00:24:37,556 --> 00:24:39,756
- HIV positive.
- Oh.

454
00:24:39,808 --> 00:24:42,559
And Dom popped the cherry
of his open relationship, too.

455
00:24:42,594 --> 00:24:44,678
- Well!
- Yes, I did,

456
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,813
and it was fun.

457
00:24:46,849 --> 00:24:49,066
- No blood or tears.
- Good.

458
00:24:49,101 --> 00:24:50,851
What about Doris?

459
00:24:50,853 --> 00:24:54,688
Last I saw, Doris was
on the back of a jet ski,

460
00:24:54,690 --> 00:24:56,106
topless.

461
00:24:56,158 --> 00:24:58,358
I think we may have
lost her to the lesbians.

462
00:25:02,865 --> 00:25:04,698
So, um...

463
00:25:06,035 --> 00:25:07,451
Okay, I did
have sex last night,

464
00:25:07,503 --> 00:25:10,037
but I did not have sex
with the cute guy in the hat.

465
00:25:11,256 --> 00:25:13,707
I had sex with Kevin.

466
00:25:15,094 --> 00:25:16,543
Kevin, Kevin?

467
00:25:16,595 --> 00:25:19,930
I called him and he came up, and he
fucked me in the butt against a tree.

468
00:25:19,965 --> 00:25:21,848
What the fuck?

469
00:25:21,884 --> 00:25:23,600
Yeah, and it's happened
a few times now.

470
00:25:23,635 --> 00:25:25,435
The first time was
the night of the pop-up

471
00:25:25,471 --> 00:25:26,687
when Richie and I broke up.

472
00:25:26,722 --> 00:25:28,021
Certainly not
my proudest moment.

473
00:25:28,057 --> 00:25:30,941
Why didn't
you tell us, Paddy?

474
00:25:30,976 --> 00:25:32,943
- He's still got the boyfriend, right?
- Yeah.

475
00:25:32,978 --> 00:25:36,229
And I thought
this weekend, I'd...

476
00:25:36,281 --> 00:25:38,648
You know, be able
to put a stop to it, but...

477
00:25:40,319 --> 00:25:42,369
I can't.

478
00:25:42,404 --> 00:25:43,987
Fuck.

479
00:25:44,039 --> 00:25:47,457
- What are you gonna do?
- I don't know.

480
00:25:48,877 --> 00:25:50,577
I don't know. Can we just
not talk about it now?

481
00:25:50,629 --> 00:25:54,164
Tomorrow you can tell me everything
I probably already know, but...

482
00:25:54,216 --> 00:25:57,834
Now can we just
all watch the sunrise and...

483
00:25:57,886 --> 00:25:59,970
Pretend that everything's
gonna turn out fine?

484
00:26:00,005 --> 00:26:02,639
That is okay with me.
Okay.

485
00:26:02,674 --> 00:26:04,307
Me too.

486
00:26:19,522 --> 00:26:24,876
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