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Previously on "Web Therapy"...

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You're dressed like...

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I'm going to a reenactment tonight

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of the signing of the
declaration of independence.

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Oh, thank God.

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I'll be with the handsome governor.

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Oh.

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It's my way of cozying up to him

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so that he will give kip an appointment

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to the supreme court of Pennsylvania.

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How are you privy to some of my sessions,
hacker?

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- Are you a hacker?
- N-no.

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There's a big distinction
between what I do and hacking.

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I work for the...
the National Security Agency, so...

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The NSA? So why would the NSA...

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And we monitor a lot of web activity,

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- a lot of internet traffic.
- Uhhuh.

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And we were turned on to your show...

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This isn't a show. This is my life.

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And I thought that...
that you would be flattered by that.

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S04E10
Lies and Alibis

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sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com

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Yeah, well, I guess what I'm saying is,

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is that I need my computer firewall

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to be so foolproof that even the...

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Oh, I don't know. Just at random...

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it's crazy...
but that the NSA couldn't even get in.

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All right? Because I'm healing people.

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Right? So...

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That's the importance... oh, okay.

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And maybe you'll keep my
charitable work service in mind

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when you're billing me.

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Yeah.

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Hello, Abel.

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It's me, Fiona.

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What is it?

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Well, I'm just calling to let you know

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that we have a new security system,

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so I noticed you probably
gave up trying to contact me.

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And that's why.

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Okay, I mean,
that's why you haven't been able

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to see me if you've been wondering.

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Well, um... Yes, we did.

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We noticed that you got a
bit of a firewall put up,

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but it was a thin one,

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and it didn't take more than a few minutes.

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But yes, we did notice that,
and it was a valiant effort, so...

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What? What do you mean?

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Congratulate the folks that worked on that.

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It didn't work? I thought we...

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Well, this is... let me show you.

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He was Israeli. He was supposed to be good.

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This is from a previous
session yesterday you had.

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See here?

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But we put up this new firewall.

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- And then we have this here.
- Oh!

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- And that.
- Yes. Okay.

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- So that's post...
- Oh, Wednesday.

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Well, you must have gotten
a kick out of that one.

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Security update.

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That's a real loser.

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Truth be told, Fiona...

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And I didn't like my
hair in that one either.

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I really wasn't paying close attention.

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So then your friends
didn't tell you about it?

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You know, something you said
to me at the end of our session

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it actually was pretty poignant,

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and it... and it... it had an impact on me.

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And that was, you said that

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I need to refocus on protecting americans.

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Yes.

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And that is true.

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And I started thinking about it, you know?

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I was cycling, and I thought to myself,

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"you know,
the shoe bomber didn't kill anybody.

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"Didn't hurt anyone. Didn't harm anyone.

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Underwear bomber, same thing."

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You, on the other hand,

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you have personally ruined the lives

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of 12, by my count, americans.

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12? That's absurd.

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Let me read you some names.

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Richard Pratt, Austen Clarke,

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Jackson Pickett, Nick Jericho,

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Robert Lachman, Chris Endicott,

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do you remember that poor individual?

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That was my...

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That individual had to
mutilate their genitals

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to deal with your impact.

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No! Nonsense.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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That was my first husband

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who was gay and then
decided to become a woman.

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Because he didn't want to be gay.

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He wanted to... you know what?

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- The way a dog decides...
- That's... you know it.

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To come indoors when its leash is pulled?

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- I'm not pulling the leash.
- You're not?

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I wasn't in contact with
Christopher Endico...

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it's... Endi... wha... listen.

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You know what?
I am gonna protect americans...

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- That was personal.
- Against terrorist threats.

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And my number one terrorist is you.

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They're already damaged people
anyway when they come to see me.

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That's like accusing your terrorist

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of killing people who live in a cemetery.

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- Uh-huh.
- They're already dead.

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Well, my analogy would be
you're an auto mechanic,

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and someone brings in a crashed car,

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and your solution is to set it on fire.

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I don't think that's a good analogy.

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If your clients... patients are damaged...

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Yes.

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Then what you're doing
is further damaging them.

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No, someone's bringing a car into my shop

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that's already been totaled in an accident.

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- Yes. Yes.
- All right?

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I'm unable to completely repair it.

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You're blaming me because you can still see

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that the car was damaged.

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You take that totaled car.

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You put it in the compactor,

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and you turn it into the
size of a washing machine.

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It's just a little, dense nugget of metal

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that couldn't serve any purpose

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to anybody at any time other than being...

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That's not true.

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Melted down and turned into
something entirely different.

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- Right.
- Like a man to a woman.

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Then it is useful.

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Because it's being used.
It's being repurposed.

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You treated a woman, Gal Snyder.

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She left your session.
She drove straight home.

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She closed the garage door,
left her car running.

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It's not like I said, "go home"...

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You can't prevent your
patients from driving

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from your sessions straight to their death?

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I could if I tampered with her vehicle

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or intervened and made a call,
but I'm not allowed to.

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Well, then you either need
to change your policies

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or you need to advise your clients

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to have screened garage doors.

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- To allow a lot of ventilation.
- What? That's insane.

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- That's insane.
- I agree.

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So unreasonable. I'm sorry.

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That woman was a miserable person, okay?

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And I can't help it.

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So you would chalk that up
as one of your successes?

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Well,
I think she chalks it up as a success.

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She had tried three times before...

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No, but I didn't push her to that.

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I'm uncomfortable with this
whole conversation about her.

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- Okay.
- All right?

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That was very sad, and I was sad about it.

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Well, I will be watching you,

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but not as a fan anymore,

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as an investigator.

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I'll tell you what's going on here.

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Here's what's going on.

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I think that you are feeling so confused

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and muddled by your
disappointment in yourself,

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which probably I pointed
out in the session...

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that's what rang true to you, okay...

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that you're questioning everything,

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and you're angry that
you're questioning it,

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- and you're taking it out on me.
- Uhhuh.

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That is the whole entire problem

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with your whole generation
and people like you...

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- Uh-huh.
- Where you have no direction.

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All you do is watch and observe.

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But you don't do anything.

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You don't produce anything.

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You're useless people,

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and you're floundering
around like blind mice

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figuring out "what kind of
impact can I have on the world?"

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Well, you're missing it with this one,
okay, friend?

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You're missing it.

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- Is that so?
- That is completely so.

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- Examine yourself.
- Bring...

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I urge you to bring a very
strong SPF down to Cuba.

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This time, I'm gonna be hanging up on you.

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Well, I'm sure you can still hear me.

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- You bet your ass I can.
- Please examine yourself.

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Okay.

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Oh.

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Time for my appointment.

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Hello?

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Oh, hello.

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Hi, I'm Dr. Fiona Wallice.

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And you're Tyler...

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I'm Tyler Levin... Levin.

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It says "Tyler Bishop."

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My original name was Bishop,
but I changed it to Levin.

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Oh.

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I just thought people
would respond better to it.

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I'm a very good lawyer,

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and I wanted a very good lawyer name.

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Right,
and a jewish name is a good lawyer name.

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- I guess. Yeah.
- That makes sense.

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Now, I see you're in Philadelphia.

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That's what it said on your intake.

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Yeah, no, I live in Philadelphia.

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- You... okay, of course you do.
- Yeah.

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But you must be doing well because of...
your office is nice.

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- Yes.
- Okay.

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I can't imagine you have any problems,

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because you...

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I'm sorry if I'm being forward,

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but I'm just inexplicably attracted to you.

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Oh, that's very nice of you.

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I feel a connection somehow.

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Well,
I did win the American Law Association

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of America award three years running,

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the... the ala-o-ala award.

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But I don't keep 'em out.

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- You know, 'cause I don't wanna...
- That's bad taste.

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- The fuck are those things?
- I don't know.

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It's funny,
I'm not familiar with that association.

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- My husband...
- The ala-ola?

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Yes.

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My husband is, you know,
in the legal profession himself,

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and I've not heard of that,

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but it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

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- But you know...
- Oh, it exists.

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Okay.

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Well, what can I help you with,
Mr. Levin-Bishop?

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Well, people have... it's just Levin now.

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Just... okay, Mr. Levin.

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Yes.

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Um,
I need your help because I'm being accused

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of something that's kind of true that I...

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I'm being accused that I lie a lot.
Now, I know that's weird

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'cause I'm a lawyer and
lawyers have to lie.

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Oh, well, yes, you do.

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But I can't stop.

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Oh. Shoot.

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It's creeping into your personal life or...

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It's creeping into my personal life

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and also my relationships with people,

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which is a big deal.

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Look.

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We all have to put on some kind of facade.

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- Do we not?
- Yes, or a false front.

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Yes.

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I used to be the heavyweight
champion of the world.

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- In what?
- Boxing.

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Oh.

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- Really?
- No.

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Okay. Right.

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Oh, so it's a compulsion you have.

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My father, who...
maybe we should talk about that, right?

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We're supposed to talk about,
like, my childhood, right?

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Not too... well, not too much, because...

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- Oh.
- You know, that's not what I...

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I don't really want to hear
about dreams or feelings

256
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or, you know, that sort of thing.

257
00:10:13,496 --> 00:10:15,162
I don't have dreams or feelings.

258
00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:17,448
Well, you found the perfect therapist.

259
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,117
But my father, um...

260
00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,368
Can you hold on for one second?

261
00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,954
Yes, of course.

262
00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,342
Sorry. There was a fly.

263
00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:30,261
Oh. All right, yes.

264
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,296
Just had to fly... swish away the fly.

265
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,098
It can be just too distracting.

266
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,966
My father invented the lighthouse.

267
00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,218
- What?
- What?

268
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,936
Really? Your father... the light...

269
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,471
weren't lighthouses, though,

270
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,390
already in existence for centuries?

271
00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:45,309
- He's very old.
- Well, he was the one who said,

272
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:49,230
"put a light at the top of it," though.

273
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:52,199
So he saved millions of
lives just thinking of,

274
00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:54,285
like, big ships just crashing into places.

275
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,287
Before, they were just weird, tall houses.

276
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,655
Uh-huh.

277
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,374
So the lying is an actual problem.

278
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:04,078
He was also involved in
Gordon Lightfoot's career,

279
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:07,498
'cause his original name was Gordon Foot.

280
00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:09,333
And he said, "throw a 'light' in there."

281
00:11:09,385 --> 00:11:10,501
- Right.
- And then...

282
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,219
because people were off-put.

283
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:14,505
They didn't like his songs
if they just thought of feet.

284
00:11:14,557 --> 00:11:15,389
Right.

285
00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:16,924
So...

286
00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:20,144
I don't know if I need to refer you

287
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:24,598
to more of a residential situation.

288
00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:25,516
You mean I've got to move?

289
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,184
For mental health...

290
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,320
- more of a place with a bed.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

291
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:33,073
I've...
I'm completely in control of my faculties.

292
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,024
Okay.

293
00:11:34,076 --> 00:11:35,659
So... but... so... so you're...

294
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,278
He invented the lighthouse.

295
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,579
Right.

296
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,364
But that's a lie. Is it not?

297
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,700
What are you doing?

298
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,785
I assume the fly is a lie as well.

299
00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:47,671
There's flies just all arou...
I probably should move.

300
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,206
Can I ask you something?

301
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:53,377
Do you have a substance abuse issue?

302
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:56,680
No, I've actually been sober
now for quite some time.

303
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,382
- Oh.
- About 13 years.

304
00:11:58,434 --> 00:11:59,600
Well, good for you.

305
00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,969
There's a lot of, um, bottles.

306
00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:03,387
There's a bar, in fact, behind you.

307
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,638
Oh, yeah.

308
00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:08,108
Well, the bottles are there

309
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,694
because I'm constantly
asked to christen ships.

310
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,029
Oh.

311
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,899
- So I need to be ready.
- Right.

312
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,368
And that's why the bottles are there.

313
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,320
But no, no,
I've been sober for quite a while.

314
00:12:21,123 --> 00:12:24,291
Oh, well,
you're drinking something right there.

315
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:27,494
- Yes, this is...
- That you don't want me to see.

316
00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:30,164
It's alcohol-free scotch.

317
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,132
Oh,
I wasn't aware that they made alcohol...

318
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,801
just don't have any...
they don't have alcohol in it.

319
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,252
You really are a horrible liar.

320
00:12:35,304 --> 00:12:36,337
Ask me any question.

321
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:37,755
- Any question...
- I already did.

322
00:12:37,807 --> 00:12:39,640
- And without thinking...
- And I got a lie.

323
00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:41,475
Without thinking,
I will tell you the truth.

324
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,260
- This is proof.
- Okay, what's your real name?

325
00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:45,145
- I wrote the fly.
- Okay.

326
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:48,432
Well, you know what?
You have a lovely office.

327
00:12:48,484 --> 00:12:49,900
You seem tbe doing very well.

328
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,152
Maybe this isn't a problem for you.

329
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,771
No, it... it is a problem.

330
00:12:53,823 --> 00:12:57,992
In fact, in a week,
I'm going to China to win an award.

331
00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,194
That... that's... you're winning an awa...

332
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,612
- that's a lie.
- That's a lie. No.

333
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,113
Okay, so what is happening in a...

334
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,698
- a week is the true part?
- In a week.

335
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:07,418
This is the reason for the...
for the internet call...

336
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,786
Uh-huh.

337
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,838
- And my need of your services.
- Right.

338
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:14,174
I have... I'm being deposed about my lying.

339
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,709
Oh.

340
00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:18,295
And if it's found out that
I am a compulsive liar,

341
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,714
- then I'm gonna be disbarred.
- Right.

342
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,267
So I was hoping that you could maybe

343
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:28,222
write a note or something
on a piece of paper that...

344
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,224
I'm just...
I'm just doing a hand gesture that's a pen.

345
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:31,692
- Yes.
- This is just a...

346
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,394
I'm just pretending I'm holding a pen.

347
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,729
No, that's perfectly wonderful
communication skills.

348
00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:37,531
I understood that. Very good.

349
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:38,949
- Yes.
- Good for you.

350
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,901
See, I'm praising you for your honesty.

351
00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:43,120
So it's... I was really holding a pencil.

352
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,406
You know, I'm gonna be honest with you.

353
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,074
There's no way I can take you on,

354
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:49,376
because there's no treating you.

355
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,161
But now you're angry.

356
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,496
Of course I'm angry.

357
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,748
This has been a colossal waste of my time.

358
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,383
Let's talk about payment.

359
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,719
I'm willing to pay your... your fee,

360
00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:01,805
which is quite a lot.

361
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,173
Really?

362
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,675
Well, each session, uh,

363
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,843
it's three-minute sessions.

364
00:14:05,895 --> 00:14:07,845
Each session is 25.

365
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,647
$2,500 for...
so let's do, like, five sessions.

366
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:15,519
So that's, like,
$10,000 plus $500 and something.

367
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,687
Yes, I will. Yes.

368
00:14:16,739 --> 00:14:17,738
- I will.
- Oh, great.

369
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,356
Yes, you need help.

370
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,663
- Hello?
- Hello.

371
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:27,865
- Oh.
- Hello, darling.

372
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,583
Hi, mother. What are you...

373
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,668
Are you flying?

374
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,670
What are you doing?

375
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,622
Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!

376
00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:36,673
Oh!

377
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,125
What's happening?

378
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,877
Oh, darling, I have to undo my harness.

379
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,512
Harness?

380
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,598
What are you, part of Cirque du Soleil now?

381
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,300
No, I'm...

382
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,185
I'm preparing to tamper with the brakes

383
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,436
on the justice's car tonight.

384
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,637
What?

385
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,606
In the Pennsylvania supreme court.

386
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:53,974
No, why would you do that?

387
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:55,943
Because I want to get Kip a seat

388
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,861
on the supreme court of Pennsylvania.

389
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:01,148
The governor only appoints a
justice if there's a vacancy.

390
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,651
Well, I shouldn't hear about this plan.

391
00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:06,570
You don't know how to do such a thing.

392
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,405
I know exactly how to do it.

393
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,624
And all I need from you is the password

394
00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,242
to Jerome's YouTube account

395
00:15:12,294 --> 00:15:14,878
because that's where the
video is that shows you

396
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,881
how to tamper with the justice's brakes.

397
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,084
Oh,
you're enlisting your daughter to become

398
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,387
an accomplice in this huge crime,
this murder?

399
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,805
No, thank you. I don't even know...

400
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,307
Itsy bitsy bitsy bitsy bitsy bitsy.

401
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,926
Oh, yes, I'm itsy bitsy.
I'm sorry. You're right.

402
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,344
I'm horrible. I won't help.

403
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,346
Oh, I'm gonna have fun tonight doing this.

404
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:34,398
I'm gonna be dressed up as if I'm going to

405
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,351
a high-end cocktail costume party.

406
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:39,269
I know. You're too conspicuous for this.

407
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,771
And then they're going to lower me down

408
00:15:40,823 --> 00:15:43,407
like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible,

409
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,276
and I'm going to work on the
brakes and tamper with them.

410
00:15:46,328 --> 00:15:47,828
Right. Do you understand the brakes,

411
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,446
mother, are under the car?

412
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,365
- Not over the...
- Oh, whatever.

413
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:52,749
You don't hover over a car
to tamper with the brakes.

414
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,785
Wherever the brakes are,

415
00:15:54,837 --> 00:15:57,621
I will find them and I
will discontinue them.

416
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,123
Mother, I'm gonna do you a favor

417
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,592
and pretend this
conversation never happened.

418
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,709
- All right?
- But it didn't.

419
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:03,794
It didn't happen.

420
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,901
So is... this is the management
office I'm speaking with?

421
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,503
Oh, good. All right.

422
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,838
This is Fiona Wallice in the penthouse,

423
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,007
and I already spoke with the doorman,

424
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:19,443
but I wanted to make
sure that you also knew

425
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:22,012
I am now the only tenant, all right?

426
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:26,383
And so I also wanted you to know and have,
um...

427
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,318
Um, I dropped off a picture

428
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:32,823
with the doorman and
security of Putsy Hodge,

429
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:38,045
who is not allowed in my penthouse anymore.

430
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,796
Yes, that needs to be clear, all right?

431
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,165
So I dropped that off.

432
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,550
I also dropped off the maintenance fees

433
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,552
for the next year.

434
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,054
Okay. Good.

435
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,640
And, um, well, I think that's it.

436
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,727
All right. Thank you.

437
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:55,679
I should have gotten his name.

438
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,885
Oh. It's you.

439
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,520
How are you?

440
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,721
Hi. Oh, you're friendly.

441
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:05,789
You're happy.

442
00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,124
What's happening?

443
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:10,060
Am I gonna be attacked by a drone?

444
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:13,697
Oh, oh,
I'm not calling on any official business.

445
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,832
I'm just calling as a... as a patient

446
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,286
to tell you about, uh,
the breakthrough that you caused

447
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:22,005
that has, I think, just liberated me.

448
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,006
Oh.

449
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,092
I think you really sent me

450
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,344
in just the best direction possible.

451
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,378
- I'm leaving the NSA.
- Oh.

452
00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:29,796
That's done.

453
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:33,684
You know,
when you said that I'm just a useless

454
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:38,021
non-producer who just watches and judges,

455
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,441
that really hit home,
and you know what, you're dead right.

456
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,727
I'm just... I was a barnacle on...

457
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,062
Society.

458
00:17:45,114 --> 00:17:47,114
And now I'm gonna go to Google,

459
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:50,901
which is gonna be really fun, I think.

460
00:17:50,953 --> 00:17:52,986
Wow. That will be fun.

461
00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:54,404
Absolutely.

462
00:17:54,456 --> 00:17:55,906
And I have you to thank for that.

463
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,969
And completely different
from an organization

464
00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,852
that has all private information on people.

465
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:01,288
- Real departure.
- Uh-huh.

466
00:18:01,323 --> 00:18:02,823
But I think I'll be able to catch up.

467
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,574
You know, I'm the type that hits the ground

468
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:07,077
with my feet running.

469
00:18:07,079 --> 00:18:08,745
Or that expression. Yes.

470
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:09,913
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

471
00:18:09,915 --> 00:18:11,548
So thank you so much.

472
00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:12,916
- You know what's...
- You're welcome.

473
00:18:12,918 --> 00:18:14,468
as a fan of the show,

474
00:18:14,503 --> 00:18:16,586
watch other people have breakthroughs,

475
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,588
it felt sometimes a little bit false

476
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,090
or it just maybe is my own

477
00:18:20,092 --> 00:18:21,842
lack of understanding of the process,

478
00:18:21,894 --> 00:18:24,811
but now being on the inside of
the program with you, it's...

479
00:18:24,847 --> 00:18:26,563
It's not a program.

480
00:18:26,598 --> 00:18:30,484
You can't help but feel your
work on a cellular level.

481
00:18:30,519 --> 00:18:31,935
You're welcome. I'm glad you get it now,

482
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,770
that this modality,

483
00:18:33,772 --> 00:18:36,523
it is tough,
and it's not for the faint of heart.

484
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:39,576
You know, you have to be a real survivor,

485
00:18:39,611 --> 00:18:41,161
and you clearly are.

486
00:18:41,196 --> 00:18:43,530
You're one of those superior individuals

487
00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:45,949
- who are made of strong stuff...
- Uhhuh.

488
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:49,202
Who can take that serious,
deep look at themselves

489
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:50,954
and then make a change for the better.

490
00:18:50,956 --> 00:18:53,457
- Congratulations to you, Abel...
- Thank you.

491
00:18:53,459 --> 00:18:56,723
or whatever your name really is,
but I guess...

492
00:18:56,743 --> 00:18:58,183
It's Mark.

493
00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:00,036
That's a new blazer.

494
00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:02,922
Oh, um, well...

495
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:03,957
I have a lot of red ones.

496
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,425
And, you know, so... maybe.

497
00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:07,210
- It has...
- The lapel seems a little wider.

498
00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:08,678
Okay, yeah. It's a little...

499
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,880
And I'm seeing a little
more peekaboo Patty.

500
00:19:10,882 --> 00:19:12,048
- Oh.
- You know?

501
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,967
Well, you know, so... oh. Well...

502
00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:15,468
Just a bit. And just enough.

503
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,353
There is something under there,
just so you know.

504
00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:19,305
Keep the viewer tuned in.

505
00:19:19,357 --> 00:19:21,191
It's not a show.

506
00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:23,393
You know, I'm really just,
as you know, as a patient...

507
00:19:23,445 --> 00:19:24,894
not officially, though.

508
00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:26,813
I mean, for anyone who's listening.

509
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:29,149
You know what would be really
nice as a thank-you gift to me?

510
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:30,817
'Cause I really don't require

511
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,402
- a thank-you gift...
- Uh-huh.

512
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:35,405
But it would be nice of
you if you could maybe go

513
00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:39,709
sneak into your former workplace
or if you're still there,

514
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:42,796
and just delete all of
the files that you have

515
00:19:42,798 --> 00:19:46,132
on me and my clients,
'cause it's not fair to them.

516
00:19:46,134 --> 00:19:47,217
Um...

517
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,052
You must be able to devise some...

518
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:51,137
We... we... we did...

519
00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:54,591
- confinscate, um...
- Confiscate.

520
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:56,226
a certain computer virus.

521
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:57,894
Oh, a little, like, cyber attack.

522
00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,596
- That would be wonderful.
- You know, that could work.

523
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:00,897
That really could work.

524
00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:03,683
If I... if I could...
I could... I could probably

525
00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:05,902
keister the thumb drive...

526
00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:07,771
- Keister?
- In and...

527
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:09,405
- That would be wonderful.
- That's not a bad idea.

528
00:20:09,407 --> 00:20:11,074
Go into one of the files and...

529
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,693
- I... you know, and the more...
- that's... that's a doer.

530
00:20:13,695 --> 00:20:17,947
The more I think about it too,
I don't like sharing this.

531
00:20:17,949 --> 00:20:20,416
- Are they listening...
- It should be some...

532
00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:21,584
now?

533
00:20:21,586 --> 00:20:23,920
Can they hear us now?

534
00:20:27,509 --> 00:20:30,126
Oh, doctor,
what a funny idea that you just...

535
00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,503
what a joke you just made.

536
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:35,781
- It's a script that I am woking on.
- That was really...

537
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,135
- I have something in my eye.
- Mm-hmm.

538
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,519
What a funny joke idea, though...

539
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,305
For a different show other than yours.

540
00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:43,557
But of course, we would never...

541
00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:46,174
- This isn't a show.
- Do that.

542
00:20:46,194 --> 00:20:49,177
But this is a show of a plan.

543
00:20:49,376 --> 00:20:51,313
- A plan that would be illegal.
- Uhhuh.

544
00:20:51,315 --> 00:20:52,481
- Yeah.
- Right.

545
00:20:52,483 --> 00:20:54,033
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

546
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,534
- Great.
- Okay, wonderful.

547
00:20:55,536 --> 00:20:59,371
So as this being perhaps
one of the last times

548
00:20:59,373 --> 00:21:02,992
- I'm gonna talk to you, I...
- We can speak...

549
00:21:02,994 --> 00:21:06,495
once you're on your new job and
maybe you can introduce them

550
00:21:06,497 --> 00:21:09,581
to the idea of, "oh,
it's a wonderful modality"?

551
00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:10,799
"Maybe Google should do it.

552
00:21:10,801 --> 00:21:12,334
"I experienced it myself.

553
00:21:12,336 --> 00:21:15,504
This is a worthwhile purchase
for 100, 150 million."

554
00:21:15,506 --> 00:21:17,006
- You know.
- Yeah.

555
00:21:17,008 --> 00:21:19,224
They don't like it is
the unfortunate thing.

556
00:21:19,226 --> 00:21:20,509
- I did bring it up to them.
- Oh.

557
00:21:20,511 --> 00:21:21,844
'Cause it's why I was there.

558
00:21:21,846 --> 00:21:23,429
They asked, "why the change of heart?"

559
00:21:23,431 --> 00:21:25,347
And I... and I spoke very highly of you.

560
00:21:25,349 --> 00:21:26,765
And it didn't really matter.

561
00:21:26,767 --> 00:21:28,767
Okay, well, I don't need the details.

562
00:21:28,769 --> 00:21:30,519
- I'll just keep doing what I do.
- Yeah.

563
00:21:30,521 --> 00:21:32,738
And then they won't be able
to see it any other way...

564
00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:34,023
I don't think they...

565
00:21:34,025 --> 00:21:35,658
as, you know, a worthwhile endeavor, yeah.

566
00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:37,326
Again, you got to be on the inside

567
00:21:37,328 --> 00:21:39,695
to really feel the impact
of your techniques.

568
00:21:39,697 --> 00:21:41,580
From the outside, they seem...

569
00:21:41,582 --> 00:21:43,082
- Right.
- insane.

570
00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:44,083
What? Really?

571
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,167
I'm gonna miss it, though.

572
00:21:45,169 --> 00:21:46,502
I'm really gonna miss it.

573
00:21:46,504 --> 00:21:48,671
Just the cast of characters you have on.

574
00:21:48,673 --> 00:21:52,174
They're not characters.
They're people, you know.

575
00:21:52,176 --> 00:21:53,175
Yeah. Sure.

576
00:21:53,177 --> 00:21:54,209
This is so funny.

577
00:21:54,211 --> 00:21:55,627
It's kind of fun to have a fan.

578
00:21:55,629 --> 00:21:58,881
I've never had someone
that admired me so much.

579
00:21:58,883 --> 00:22:00,265
Well, in this way, so much.

580
00:22:00,267 --> 00:22:02,885
Of course, there's often transference,

581
00:22:02,887 --> 00:22:06,221
and clients are often
extremely attracted to me.

582
00:22:06,223 --> 00:22:07,690
- You know.
- Yeah.

583
00:22:07,692 --> 00:22:10,392
But not in this way.
This... this is different.

584
00:22:10,394 --> 00:22:15,030
You're one of only, um,
a few women I can think of

585
00:22:15,032 --> 00:22:18,484
that I've had, you know,
fan-like crushes on.

586
00:22:18,486 --> 00:22:20,619
Oh. Who were some of the others?

587
00:22:20,621 --> 00:22:21,904
Just so I can...

588
00:22:21,906 --> 00:22:23,572
Oh, you know,
different actors that have been...

589
00:22:23,574 --> 00:22:24,740
Oh. Like...

590
00:22:24,742 --> 00:22:26,075
- Bea Arthur.
- Oh.

591
00:22:26,077 --> 00:22:28,827
She's just phenomenal, um, actor.

592
00:22:28,829 --> 00:22:30,996
- Just so talented.
- Oh.

593
00:22:30,998 --> 00:22:32,965
Just really liked her, her body of work.

594
00:22:32,967 --> 00:22:34,083
Uh-huh.

595
00:22:34,085 --> 00:22:35,501
Listen. I got to be honest.

596
00:22:35,503 --> 00:22:37,252
I'm just... I'm gonna really miss you.

597
00:22:37,254 --> 00:22:39,638
Oh, I'm... you know what?
I'm gonna miss you too.

598
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,390
I have to... even though you've known me

599
00:22:41,392 --> 00:22:43,258
longer than I've known you, but you know,

600
00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:46,512
my husband's not that
interested in my work,

601
00:22:46,514 --> 00:22:48,897
and it's... it's nice to have someone

602
00:22:48,899 --> 00:22:50,682
who is to talk about it with.

603
00:22:50,684 --> 00:22:52,935
I mean, I... some of your sessions,

604
00:22:52,937 --> 00:22:54,603
the people are so dull.

605
00:22:54,605 --> 00:22:56,071
I don't know how you get through it.

606
00:22:56,073 --> 00:22:57,656
- What do you...
- Right.

607
00:22:57,658 --> 00:23:00,609
So fascinating for you to see
me cope with the dullards,

608
00:23:00,611 --> 00:23:02,444
but then a real challenge for me

609
00:23:02,446 --> 00:23:06,115
is to try to look engaged or sound engaged.

610
00:23:06,117 --> 00:23:07,332
I... you know what?

611
00:23:07,334 --> 00:23:08,784
I'll tell you my secret. All right?

612
00:23:08,786 --> 00:23:10,035
- This is between us.
- Yeah.

613
00:23:10,037 --> 00:23:11,453
I sometimes doodle.

614
00:23:11,455 --> 00:23:13,956
And then I have this game on my phone

615
00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:15,541
that I think is really fun.

616
00:23:15,543 --> 00:23:17,626
So sometimes I'm just playing that.

617
00:23:17,628 --> 00:23:20,262
It's called...
it's this game with the ball...

618
00:23:20,264 --> 00:23:21,513
- colored balls and numbers.
- Ah!

619
00:23:21,515 --> 00:23:22,798
And you have to...

620
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,349
well, I'm losing this one,

621
00:23:24,351 --> 00:23:27,302
but it just really helps so much to...

622
00:23:27,304 --> 00:23:29,054
you know, 'cause I can be, "yes, no, no,

623
00:23:29,056 --> 00:23:31,473
I just want to make sure
I take notes on my phone."

624
00:23:31,475 --> 00:23:33,192
Did you see me? What a great trick.

625
00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:36,145
Oh, I take notes on my phone
like young people do, you know.

626
00:23:36,147 --> 00:23:39,198
I always think that you're
taking notes on your phone...

627
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,649
Of course... of course I'm not.

628
00:23:40,651 --> 00:23:42,151
And you're playing this game with balls.

629
00:23:42,153 --> 00:23:44,286
I'm playing the... it's Drop7.

630
00:23:44,288 --> 00:23:45,537
- Yeah.
- Great.

631
00:23:45,539 --> 00:23:46,789
Anyway...

632
00:23:46,791 --> 00:23:48,323
This has been so helpful. Thank you.

633
00:23:48,325 --> 00:23:50,459
All right, well, go do your packing.

634
00:23:50,461 --> 00:23:52,211
And, uh, good luck to you.

635
00:23:52,213 --> 00:23:53,462
Okay. Thank you, doctor.

636
00:23:53,464 --> 00:23:54,546
All the best. Bye-bye.

637
00:23:54,548 --> 00:23:56,931
Bye.

638
00:23:57,802 --> 00:23:59,501
And if you're still listening,

639
00:23:59,503 --> 00:24:03,505
I might be in D.C. next week
if you'll still be there.

640
00:24:04,675 --> 00:24:07,245
I'll delay my trip.

641
00:24:13,017 --> 00:24:14,183
Oh, you didn't get that?

642
00:24:14,185 --> 00:24:15,651
I didn't get it, mm-mm.

643
00:24:15,653 --> 00:24:17,069
Okay, so what more do you need?

644
00:24:17,071 --> 00:24:18,237
What do you need me to...

645
00:24:18,239 --> 00:24:20,903
Just be better.

646
00:24:25,779 --> 00:24:26,912
Okay. Well...

647
00:24:26,914 --> 00:24:28,530
And then did you see throw-mo...

648
00:24:34,004 --> 00:24:35,537
I mean, what an interesting name.

649
00:24:35,539 --> 00:24:37,995
Where are you from?

650
00:24:38,959 --> 00:24:40,709
Oh.

651
00:24:40,711 --> 00:24:41,710
All right.

652
00:24:41,712 --> 00:24:43,745
No, I have. Thank you.

653
00:24:43,747 --> 00:24:46,415
Okay, if you see something, say something.

654
00:24:46,417 --> 00:24:48,016
Let's see.

655
00:24:52,171 --> 00:24:56,651
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