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And then when I heard
his car come in the driveway,
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I would immediately bust into my
favorite "Solid Gold" dance moves.
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- What's that?
- You don't know what...
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It's like the best
dance show on television.
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- You don't know that?
- No.
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Oh, I'm so bummed.
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I'm learning so much
about you today, Patrick.
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[Laughs] Oh, God.
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Well, I would bust those moves,
I would run around the room,
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my dad was so annoyed, he would
be like, "Patrick, calm down."
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- "Shut the fuck up!"
- Exactly.
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Or just, like, stop
dancing at least.
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I couldn't help it, and then
I'd dance over to the door,
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and there he was.
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Your knight in shining armor.
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[Sighs]
My dad's best friend, Tony.
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He was so hot.
He was so '90s.
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He even drove
a bright red motorcycle.
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- Of course he did.
- Right?
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And when you're little,
you just are really happy,
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but you don't
fully know exactly why.
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- You just need to dance.
- Yes! Thank you!
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I had a huge crush
on my dad's best
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friend, Tony, and I
just needed to dance.
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- Yeah, me too.
- You too?
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When I was little, I was obsessed
with a boy band called "Take That".
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Do you know them?
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- No.
- They made it here? No?
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Anyway, they were
like a British version
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- of the Backstreet Boys.
- Oh.
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And I remember the first time
I saw their pop video,
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"Do what u like," and looking back,
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I mean it's literally
the gayest thing ever.
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They're wearing
fringe leather jackets,
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all prancing around rubbing
food into each other.
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[Laughs] And I remember
the first time I watched it,
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I sat in front of the TV,
getting ready for school,
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eating my corn flakes,
and it pops up, and I thought,
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"what the fuck is this?"
You know?
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- Wow. I loved it.
- Amazing.
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I even... I made up
a whole dance routine to it.
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- You did not make up a dance.
- Do you wanna see it?
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Uh, I need to see
your dance, yes, please.
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Okay. Well, don't judge me,
I'm a little bit rusty.
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Okay, no.
I wanna see it.
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Oh, I'm already impressed.
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[Sighs] Okay, well,
just give me a second.
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- No, I'm not gonna do it.
- Oh!
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- No, I'm too embarrassed.
- Come on.
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No, not gonna do it, but I'm
gonna show you something else.
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I wanted to see the dance.
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Oh, okay, booty dance,
that's fine, thank you.
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- Ba-bum!
- Oh!
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- That's the, uh...
- The game I told you about.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Top Trumps.
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Top Trumps! Yeah, I got them on eBay.
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Oh, my God.
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Even holding these cards again
makes me feel like a kid.
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Well, you gotta teach
me how to play.
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- What... the "circus of death"?
- Yeah.
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- That's a very dark game.
- Mm-hmm.
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- The "maggot."
- Hot.
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The fit... oh, my God. These...
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Oh, Jesus, Patrick,
look, it's nearly 2:30.
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[Laughs] Oh, my God.
Godzilla in a pink bow tie?
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I am obsessed with this art.
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Yeah, get ready for the gayest
Dracula you've ever seen.
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- Uh-oh. Oooh!
- Girl.
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Patrick, there's
literally hundreds of these
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you can get, anything
you can think of.
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"Star Wars," "Star Trek,"
The Royal Family, Miley Cyrus.
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- Wow.
- Cats.
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- Amazing. Mmm,
- I'm surprised there isn't a gay one.
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Well, why don't we make
a gay game like this?
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For, I don't know, for iPhones?
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Probably a bit busy
making first-person
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shooters for straight men.
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No, no, it could be like a
cage match for gay archetypes:
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You'd have the "hot jock"
versus the "drag mother."
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And then you could have, uh, "lusty
lads of London" against "gay for pay."
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"Farm boy with big ideas."
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Oh, come on, don't we need
something else in our lives?
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Is this really why
we got into this industry?
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[Laughs] I don't think gay novelty
games is the reason either.
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Oh, the "ashamed gay." Another card.
[Laughs]
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This game is practically
writing itself.
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Patrick, it's
fucking ridiculous...
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Which, of course, means it
would probably work. Right?
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- So? What do you say?
- Yeah, let's do it.
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- Yes!
- But listen,
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the company will own
every idea we come up with.
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So we'll need
to keep it on the sly.
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But I know you can
keep a secret, so...
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Sorry, Patrick,
that was bad taste.
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No, I, uh...
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I've been meaning
to tell you something.
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What?
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I told my friends.
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You... you told
your friends about us?
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Really? But just Dom and Agustín.
Nobody else.
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What did they say?
Out of interest.
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Actually, you know what?
I don't want to know.
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But they obviously think
I'm a prick, do they?
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No, no, they don't
think you're a prick.
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They don't even know you.
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Yeah. Okay, come on.
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Uh, you... you go on ahead,
I've got to, uh...
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I gotta make that phone call.
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Go...
Okay.
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Where the fuck have you been?
I was... I went to a movie.
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- In the middle of a workday?
- Yeah.
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I had to, uh, refill the well
of my creative unconscious.
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[Laughs] You read that
on some self-help blog?
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No.
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Well, what movie did
you pour in there?
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They're, uh... "Showgirls."
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- It's a revival thing with drag queens.
- At lunchtime?
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Yeah, uh, Agustín's
friend organizes it.
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It's, um,
it's at the McClintock.
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Oh, no, no, no.
Not the McClintock.
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What? Why?
You haven't heard?
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- [Whispers] Bed bugs.
- What?
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You can't let them hear you.
It's bed bugs.
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- Shut up.
- Yeah, it's worse than ever.
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Movie theaters,
hotels, you know,
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I have a plastic suit I wear
if I'm going to either one.
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- You do not.
- I do. I can get you one if you want.
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- You have a plastic...
- [Phone rings]
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Hey. Uh, yeah.
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I gotta go.
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- I'm worried about you.
- I'm worried about you!
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You don't have a plastic suit.
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Movie theaters, hotels.
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So what do you think
about the "fag stag" card?
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A straight guy that only
hangs out with gay men.
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Did you say something to him?
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Say something to who?
To Owen?
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You two were just
whispering to each other.
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Oh, yes, that.
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No, I'm sorry, I just...
I was just telling him
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about that nice, big,
juicy foreskin of yours.
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[Laughs]
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Oh, Patrick, please
don't joke about this.
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Of course I would never
say anything to Owen.
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It's such a small city.
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You tell someone and they happen to
mention it to their fucking dog walker
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and let it slip to
some Castro queen,
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and suddenly it's all
over San Francisco.
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I really don't want
that to happen. Okay?
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Because...
I don't want this to end.
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Okay, yeah.
I won't let anyone know.
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I'm sorry. Just Dom
and Agustín know.
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Okay? It stops there.
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Cool. Sorry, I know
it's your friends, and...
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- No, it's okay.
- I'm...
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Okay, cool. Thanks.
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You don't think that hotel
has bed bugs, do you?
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- Huh?
- Hm? No. Nothing.
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Okay, uh, have a good meeting.
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- Thanks.
- Okay.
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But we went to this, uh, this hotel,
it's called the Morwood Hotel.
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- Oof! Shady lady.
- Oh, my God. That place is so gross.
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Even I wouldn't
go there for a hook-up.
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Were there cum stains
on the wall?
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Come on, don't you guys
find seedy motels kinda sexy?
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Not that place. It's been a
24-hour meth party since '97.
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So do you guys just fuck
or do you talk too?
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We talk all the time. We spend
most of every day together.
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Well, what do you talk about?
Work doesn't count.
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I don't know, whatever, normal things.
What do people talk about?
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All kinds of things. We talk
about boy bands, our childhood.
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What about Jon?
Where is he in this?
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Yeah.
I don't know.
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But what I do know
is that he and Jon
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are having major problems.
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And I know how that sounds,
like the worst TV show
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you've ever seen,
but it's true.
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And it's none
of my business, anyway.
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So all we can do
is just live in the moment
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- and stay open with each other.
- Wide open.
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- Gross.
- Who paid for the room?
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- He did.
- Mm-hmm.
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You're like Julia Roberts
in Pretty Woman.
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Yep, shine up those
fierce thigh highs, Paddy.
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You're his dirty
little secret.
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Well, secrets are
freaking sexy. And, look,
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I know it's because
you guys love me
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and you don't want to see me get
hurt, but this is happening.
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So just try and see it
from my perspective, okay?
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Don't speculate, don't judge,
just be supportive.
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I'm gonna be fine.
Really.
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You know what, Paddy?
I'm happy for you
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that you're getting
nailed in your p-spot.
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Well, thank you.
Me too.
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And now you finally have someone
to bring home to mommie dearest.
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[Squeals]
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- It's a good neighborhood.
- It is, yeah.
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- Yeah. I feel like it's up-and-coming.
- Totally.
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It is, totally, and there's
a lot of people who...
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- Confess your sins!
- Wow!
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Fucking Jesus. Okay.
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- Oh, my God.
- He's gonna work for me. Kidding.
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[Sighs]
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So... here it is.
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- It's this?
- Yeah, this is it. It's cool, huh?
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- It's very cool.
- Confess your sins!
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So this is where
the chicken comes out?
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Yeah, we'll build a little
counter here and then an awning,
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and, uh, there will
be a couple benches here,
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and maybe a parklet
when I get the permits.
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Yeah. How much does it
cost to start it up?
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- It's much less than a restaurant.
- Like $10,000?
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Well, the kitchen
doesn't really exist yet.
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So we'll have to
build that out.
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It's like $20k?
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And the landlord wants six
months up front, so I need...
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- 80. Which is not that much.
- $80,000!
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Confess your sins!
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He's fucking the boss
behind his boyfriend's back.
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Hey, what are you doing?
I'm confessing your sins.
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You can't do that! Homeless
people have Twitter accounts.
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- Guys, focus.
- Sorry.
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- Do you love it?
- It's great.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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Why don't I get
a picture of the two of you
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- in front of it.
- Great idea.
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And, uh, then
we can get out of here.
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- Think positive thoughts.
- Okay, yes.
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Okay.
Flash that 80k smile.
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Say chicken!
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- Chicken!
- Money!
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- Margaritzis.
- Yay.
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- Here's to you, Patrick.
- Thank you.
235
00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:32,917
So, Patrick, how's the affair?
236
00:09:32,968 --> 00:09:35,970
- Really?
- I didn't know it was a secret until just now.
237
00:09:36,005 --> 00:09:37,305
It's an affair!
238
00:09:37,339 --> 00:09:40,642
I don't know if you know this,
I had an affair once.
239
00:09:40,676 --> 00:09:45,680
Uh, it was with a vet, okay?
Not a, uh, veteran, a veterinarian.
240
00:09:45,682 --> 00:09:46,748
It was fantastic.
Okay, sorry. Whatever.
241
00:09:46,749 --> 00:09:47,815
Okay, zip it, Doris.
242
00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:49,150
As long as
you're having fun,
243
00:09:49,151 --> 00:09:49,851
- good for you.
- Thank you.
244
00:09:49,853 --> 00:09:51,653
Hey, hey, hey,
someone's checking us out.
245
00:09:51,687 --> 00:09:53,571
- Yeah, he's checking us out.
- Oh, my goodness.
246
00:09:53,606 --> 00:09:56,074
- Oh, yeah, big time.
- Oh, my God, are you kidding me?
247
00:09:56,108 --> 00:09:58,026
- We're not even at a gay bar!
- That's a lot of man.
248
00:09:58,077 --> 00:09:59,611
It might need
to be a group effort.
249
00:09:59,662 --> 00:10:02,163
Hey, I have to go to the bathroom.
Dom, will you join me?
250
00:10:02,198 --> 00:10:04,532
- Oh, fun.
- All right.
251
00:10:04,534 --> 00:10:06,367
All right. Have fun.
252
00:10:06,418 --> 00:10:08,086
- Yeah.
- Bye.
253
00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,421
I'm glad I bothered
to brush my teeth.
254
00:10:10,456 --> 00:10:13,341
It's... I think it's... I don't
think it's anything, Paddy.
255
00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:15,760
No, look, it's those little
red bumps right there.
256
00:10:15,794 --> 00:10:17,128
- No, it's...
- I hope it's not bed bugs.
257
00:10:17,179 --> 00:10:18,713
I see it,
but it's not bed bugs,
258
00:10:18,764 --> 00:10:20,048
I think it's just
from scratching.
259
00:10:20,050 --> 00:10:21,432
Leave it alone.
Stop touching it.
260
00:10:21,467 --> 00:10:23,017
It wasn't there this morning,
you know?
261
00:10:23,052 --> 00:10:25,053
We went to that hotel
and then did whatever,
262
00:10:25,055 --> 00:10:27,772
and then we played
Top Trumps on the F line and then...
263
00:10:27,806 --> 00:10:30,725
Top Trumps? Is that like
bumping donuts for tops?
264
00:10:30,776 --> 00:10:33,394
No, it's a British card game
he wanted me to play.
265
00:10:33,445 --> 00:10:35,613
- It was actually really sweet.
- Aww.
266
00:10:35,648 --> 00:10:36,848
It's definitely
not AIDS, right?
267
00:10:36,882 --> 00:10:38,733
Oh, come on, you make
everything about AIDS.
268
00:10:38,735 --> 00:10:40,201
I do not make
everything about AIDS.
269
00:10:40,236 --> 00:10:41,736
Oh, remember
gay Channing Tatum?
270
00:10:41,787 --> 00:10:44,572
Well, that was different. That
was a legitimate AIDS situation.
271
00:10:44,574 --> 00:10:47,542
I had just had my wisdom teeth pulled
out and it was totally possible
272
00:10:47,576 --> 00:10:49,244
that my gums hadn't healed
before I blew him.
273
00:10:49,295 --> 00:10:51,496
Was that before or after the
time your asshole was so tight
274
00:10:51,547 --> 00:10:53,414
it sucked the condom
off that guy's dick?
275
00:10:53,465 --> 00:10:54,916
- That really happened!
- Really?
276
00:10:54,967 --> 00:10:56,843
- Yes.
- Listen, have another
277
00:10:56,844 --> 00:10:58,720
Margarita and
enjoy the evening.
278
00:10:58,754 --> 00:11:01,956
- Your AIDS crisis is over.
- You're probably right. I'm crazy.
279
00:11:01,991 --> 00:11:06,094
- Maybe it's just a spider bite?
- Maybe.
280
00:11:09,848 --> 00:11:10,932
[Sighs]
281
00:11:10,983 --> 00:11:13,451
Here we go.
282
00:11:13,485 --> 00:11:15,270
- Ah! Another round!
- Oh, God!
283
00:11:15,272 --> 00:11:17,272
- No, I can't do another.
- I'm not paying for this one.
284
00:11:17,274 --> 00:11:18,966
- Why don't you get it?
- Okay. As soon as
285
00:11:18,967 --> 00:11:20,658
I get a job, I'll
get another round,
286
00:11:20,693 --> 00:11:22,610
and I'll get you a new haircut.
Huh? How does that sound?
287
00:11:22,661 --> 00:11:24,612
You know, why don't I get
you a job at the hospital.
288
00:11:24,663 --> 00:11:26,431
But you'd have
to change some catheters,
289
00:11:26,465 --> 00:11:28,032
which actually I think
would be perfect for you,
290
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:29,534
it would be so real
and gritty and help inspire
291
00:11:29,585 --> 00:11:31,286
your next new body of work.
How about that?
292
00:11:31,337 --> 00:11:33,788
- My art practice is over, so...
- No! Oh, no!
293
00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:35,623
Don't do that to the world!
How cruel!
294
00:11:35,674 --> 00:11:39,594
- Fuck you, hagsville.
- You did not just call me a hag, fag!
295
00:11:39,628 --> 00:11:41,129
- I actually did.
- Did you really?
296
00:11:41,131 --> 00:11:42,930
Hey, hey! Enough
with the hags and fags.
297
00:11:42,965 --> 00:11:46,267
- Unbelievable!
- Is everything okay over here?
298
00:11:46,302 --> 00:11:47,928
Oh, yes. Oh, no, we're
good, thank you for checking.
299
00:11:47,929 --> 00:11:49,554
We're having a heart circle.
300
00:11:49,605 --> 00:11:52,273
We're just, you know, we're sharing
and being honest with each other.
301
00:11:52,308 --> 00:11:53,133
Oh, it's very healing.
302
00:11:53,134 --> 00:11:54,809
You guys are using
shots of Tequila?
303
00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:56,311
- Yeah.
- How'd that work out?
304
00:11:56,345 --> 00:11:59,981
I've been unburdened.
I feel fantastic.
305
00:12:00,032 --> 00:12:02,200
Have we met before?
306
00:12:02,234 --> 00:12:05,320
Um, at the symphony gala maybe?
307
00:12:05,371 --> 00:12:07,488
Um, um...
308
00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:10,158
Uh, yeah, maybe.
309
00:12:10,209 --> 00:12:11,242
Oh, that's totally possible.
310
00:12:11,293 --> 00:12:13,127
How funny, you know,
I actually do, yes.
311
00:12:13,162 --> 00:12:14,379
- Yeah.
- Hi.
312
00:12:14,413 --> 00:12:16,547
- Hi. Malik.
- Hi, I'm Doris.
313
00:12:16,582 --> 00:12:18,549
She's just so rude sometimes.
314
00:12:18,584 --> 00:12:20,193
I know, she always
just says the first
315
00:12:20,194 --> 00:12:21,803
unfiltered thing that
pops into her head,
316
00:12:21,837 --> 00:12:23,671
which, by the way,
is usually wrong.
317
00:12:23,722 --> 00:12:24,493
Oh, I know!
318
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,808
Like the thing she said
about me and Kevin, right?
319
00:12:26,842 --> 00:12:29,143
Technically, we are not
actually having an affair.
320
00:12:29,178 --> 00:12:30,678
Yeah, but you are.
Technically it is an affair...
321
00:12:30,729 --> 00:12:33,431
No, technically he is
having an affair. Not me.
322
00:12:33,482 --> 00:12:35,016
I don't think that's
exactly true, Paddy.
323
00:12:35,067 --> 00:12:36,851
No, that's completely true.
And also, by the way,
324
00:12:36,902 --> 00:12:39,070
- this has nothing to do with my mom.
- What?
325
00:12:39,104 --> 00:12:41,322
What you said before
about Kevin and my mom.
326
00:12:41,357 --> 00:12:43,408
Oh, that. I mean,
maybe just a little bit.
327
00:12:43,442 --> 00:12:44,992
No, no, no, no, no,
it's not like that anymore.
328
00:12:45,027 --> 00:12:47,612
I genuinely, really,
actually like him.
329
00:12:47,663 --> 00:12:50,365
Which, honestly, it seems like
it's making everything even worse.
330
00:12:50,416 --> 00:12:53,034
And, truly, I also think that
that is why the word affair
331
00:12:53,036 --> 00:12:56,204
is starting to feel
kind of shitty to me.
332
00:12:56,255 --> 00:12:58,172
Fuck, maybe Doris is right.
333
00:12:58,207 --> 00:12:59,207
I don't know what
I'm doing right now.
334
00:12:59,258 --> 00:13:01,209
Can you please
tell me what to do?
335
00:13:01,211 --> 00:13:02,960
I'm sorry, Paddy.
I love you, I adore you,
336
00:13:03,011 --> 00:13:04,679
but I can't go on one of
your spirals right now.
337
00:13:04,713 --> 00:13:05,405
Oh, no, come on.
I just need to talk it out.
338
00:13:05,406 --> 00:13:06,097
No, not tonight.
339
00:13:06,131 --> 00:13:08,516
No, I wanna find Eddie
and dance with some bears.
340
00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:11,886
- Find who?
- From the Russian River.
341
00:13:11,937 --> 00:13:13,154
Love you long time.
342
00:13:13,188 --> 00:13:14,722
Are you sure you should
be going out tonight?
343
00:13:14,724 --> 00:13:16,941
Yes.
344
00:13:16,975 --> 00:13:18,276
[Sighs]
345
00:13:27,903 --> 00:13:30,238
Hello. Would you
like to get tested?
346
00:13:30,289 --> 00:13:31,489
- Hmm?
- Would you like to get tested?
347
00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:33,040
- Me?
- Yeah.
348
00:13:33,075 --> 00:13:36,377
Uh...
349
00:13:36,412 --> 00:13:39,213
I'm good.
Yeah. Thank you.
350
00:13:39,248 --> 00:13:41,082
Sure.
351
00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:51,092
- I love your shirt.
- Thank you.
352
00:13:51,143 --> 00:13:54,729
[House music plays]
353
00:14:03,522 --> 00:14:07,909
♪
354
00:14:07,943 --> 00:14:11,496
Hey! Remember me?
Have you seen Eddie?
355
00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:24,425
[Typing]
356
00:14:25,794 --> 00:14:27,428
Oh!
357
00:14:32,968 --> 00:14:34,886
[Whispers] Oh, my God.
358
00:14:46,448 --> 00:14:49,534
[Cell phone rings]
359
00:14:49,568 --> 00:14:52,236
Oh, my God.
360
00:14:52,287 --> 00:14:53,287
Nobody important?
361
00:14:53,322 --> 00:14:55,573
No, Patrick's having
a meltdown tonight.
362
00:14:55,624 --> 00:14:58,376
[Laughs] You just gotta
let him cycle out.
363
00:14:58,410 --> 00:14:59,877
The more he...
You tell him he's okay,
364
00:14:59,912 --> 00:15:02,713
the more he finds reasons
that you're wrong.
365
00:15:02,748 --> 00:15:04,549
That thing with his boss?
366
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:05,917
Yeah. No, I'm good.
367
00:15:05,968 --> 00:15:07,668
Yeah, he has a little rash.
368
00:15:07,719 --> 00:15:10,054
And he's convinced
that he has AIDS.
369
00:15:10,088 --> 00:15:12,673
I have a good dermatologist.
370
00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:16,060
That doesn't offend you,
irrational AIDS panic?
371
00:15:16,094 --> 00:15:18,563
No, sir.
372
00:15:18,597 --> 00:15:22,266
Jesus, Jack can talk.
I'm exhausted.
373
00:15:23,769 --> 00:15:27,355
Oh, and he wants to know
everything about where you're at.
374
00:15:27,357 --> 00:15:32,994
Your window. I said, "Jack, why
don't you just ask him yourself?"
375
00:15:35,697 --> 00:15:37,448
- Do you miss him?
- Who?
376
00:15:37,499 --> 00:15:42,119
Brian. I saw your photo
album at the house.
377
00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:45,873
He was very handsome.
378
00:15:47,876 --> 00:15:50,094
Of course I miss him.
379
00:15:50,128 --> 00:15:51,846
You guys, um,
380
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,382
you guys remember to turn
off the hot water heater?
381
00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:56,717
Uh, yeah.
382
00:15:56,768 --> 00:15:58,185
Set the alarm?
383
00:15:58,220 --> 00:16:01,222
Yes. We went through
the entire checklist, twice.
384
00:16:01,273 --> 00:16:03,724
Fuck anyone?
385
00:16:03,726 --> 00:16:05,560
[Laughs]
386
00:16:05,611 --> 00:16:07,728
Are we really
talking about this?
387
00:16:07,779 --> 00:16:09,447
Well, yeah, why not?
388
00:16:09,481 --> 00:16:11,899
I mean, if we're
going to be open,
389
00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:14,235
there's no space for jealousy.
We... we talked about this.
390
00:16:14,286 --> 00:16:16,904
I just, I didn't know
we were going into specifics.
391
00:16:16,906 --> 00:16:19,073
Oh, okay.
392
00:16:19,075 --> 00:16:21,208
Did you fuck anyone
on the bedspread?
393
00:16:21,243 --> 00:16:24,045
The one from Santa Fe,
'cause it's so hard to clean.
394
00:16:24,079 --> 00:16:26,247
No, we didn't
fuck on the bedspread.
395
00:16:26,298 --> 00:16:28,716
- Oh.
- Or on the rug from Turkey.
396
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:31,919
Or on the beautiful credenza
from design within reach.
397
00:16:31,970 --> 00:16:34,221
Relax.
[Laughs]
398
00:16:34,256 --> 00:16:36,507
Relax. I just wanna know
if you had a good time.
399
00:16:36,558 --> 00:16:39,260
- Oh.
- And exactly
400
00:16:39,262 --> 00:16:42,930
what kind of
a good time you had.
401
00:16:42,981 --> 00:16:44,982
- Exactly.
- Really?
402
00:16:45,017 --> 00:16:47,401
And where.
[Laughs]
403
00:16:47,436 --> 00:16:50,404
[Techno music plays]
404
00:16:59,781 --> 00:17:02,450
Um, uh... S...
405
00:17:02,452 --> 00:17:03,534
- Scotty.
- Yeah.
406
00:17:03,585 --> 00:17:06,087
- Yeah. How you been, Agustín?
- What's up, man?
407
00:17:06,121 --> 00:17:08,956
Yeah, I'm, uh, I'm all right,
I'm all right. How are you?
408
00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:12,627
Uh... you look good, you look
really... you look really good.
409
00:17:12,629 --> 00:17:15,262
I heard you and Frank
had a horrible breakup.
410
00:17:15,297 --> 00:17:19,016
Yeah, yeah, it just turns out we
wanted different things, so...
411
00:17:19,051 --> 00:17:23,304
You, uh...
Who told you about it?
412
00:17:23,355 --> 00:17:25,690
- Frank.
- Oh.
413
00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:28,976
- You see him much?
- All the time.
414
00:17:28,978 --> 00:17:31,646
Oh. That's cool.
415
00:17:31,697 --> 00:17:36,067
So what's up with you?
416
00:17:36,118 --> 00:17:38,285
Uh, me and some buddies,
417
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,122
we're working on this thing,
uh, out in LA, actually.
418
00:17:41,156 --> 00:17:43,207
- I might head there soon.
- Oh, nice, man.
419
00:17:43,241 --> 00:17:45,543
Yeah.
420
00:17:45,577 --> 00:17:47,578
Hi, can I have a water, please?
421
00:17:47,629 --> 00:17:49,880
- Here you go.
- Not drinking tonight?
422
00:17:49,915 --> 00:17:54,885
No, GHB doesn't really play well
with others, so...
423
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,504
You mind sharing?
424
00:17:56,506 --> 00:17:58,556
Have you been drinking tonight?
425
00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:00,808
Stone cold.
426
00:18:00,842 --> 00:18:02,727
♪
427
00:18:02,761 --> 00:18:04,512
Maybe a drop.
428
00:18:08,734 --> 00:18:11,235
To Dolly.
Cheers.
429
00:18:12,187 --> 00:18:13,654
Whoo!
430
00:18:22,914 --> 00:18:28,035
[Techno music plays]
431
00:18:42,384 --> 00:18:44,852
I know this guy.
432
00:18:44,886 --> 00:18:47,605
[Door chimes]
433
00:18:47,639 --> 00:18:50,057
Yo, Agustín!
434
00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:52,693
Yo, man,
wake the fuck up, dude.
435
00:18:52,728 --> 00:18:55,062
Richie! What's up, man?
436
00:18:55,113 --> 00:18:56,313
What's up, man?
437
00:18:56,364 --> 00:18:57,865
You're a fucking mess,
dude, here.
438
00:18:57,899 --> 00:19:00,985
Clean yourself up, dude.
439
00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:04,238
[Speaks spanish] You know it.
440
00:19:04,289 --> 00:19:08,876
[Speaking Spanish]
441
00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:11,412
- I think he's fine.
- Ugh.
442
00:19:11,463 --> 00:19:13,247
All right.
[Speaking Spanish]
443
00:19:13,249 --> 00:19:15,049
- Let's get out of here.
- Okay.
444
00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:18,385
[Speaking spanish]
Yo, I know that guy.
445
00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:21,138
- No, you don't, Kyah.
- No, I fuckin' know that guy.
446
00:19:21,173 --> 00:19:22,923
He works at the Chipotle
by the mall.
447
00:19:22,974 --> 00:19:24,842
You think everyone
works at that Chipotle.
448
00:19:24,893 --> 00:19:27,678
No I think that guy
works at the chipotle, Brady.
449
00:19:27,729 --> 00:19:30,514
He screws up my burrito bowls.
450
00:19:33,018 --> 00:19:35,986
[Woman on phone] There are some skin
conditions associated with HIV.
451
00:19:36,021 --> 00:19:38,072
But again, I must emphasize,
452
00:19:38,106 --> 00:19:40,658
I can't make any diagnosis of
your condition over the phone.
453
00:19:40,692 --> 00:19:42,860
No, I know you can't diagnose
anything over the phone,
454
00:19:42,911 --> 00:19:44,679
but I was wondering
if you had any
455
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,447
scientific data of
my, you know, chances?
456
00:19:46,498 --> 00:19:48,783
Have you had
unprotected anal sex?
457
00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:51,252
No, no, that would
be crazy to do that.
458
00:19:51,286 --> 00:19:55,339
We strongly advise that anyone with
concerns about exposure get tested.
459
00:19:55,373 --> 00:19:57,541
Would you like me to look up
testing sites in your area?
460
00:19:57,592 --> 00:19:59,426
Oh, no, that's okay.
I live in San Francisco,
461
00:19:59,461 --> 00:20:00,961
they give them out
like coffee stirrers.
462
00:20:00,963 --> 00:20:04,265
Great. Is there anything
else I can help you with?
463
00:20:04,299 --> 00:20:06,851
You have a very comforting
voice, do people tell you that?
464
00:20:06,885 --> 00:20:09,603
It's kind of like
a young Angela Lansbury,
465
00:20:09,638 --> 00:20:10,805
which I don't know
if that makes any sense,
466
00:20:10,807 --> 00:20:12,640
but we were a big
"Murder, She Wrote" family.
467
00:20:12,642 --> 00:20:15,059
Oh, honey, who wasn't.
[Door buzzing]
468
00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:18,646
Uh, Noelle, I'm sorry,
I'm gonna have to call you back.
469
00:20:29,324 --> 00:20:33,043
- Hi.
- Hey, Patrick.
470
00:20:35,914 --> 00:20:37,665
What are you doing here?
471
00:20:40,001 --> 00:20:41,836
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
472
00:20:41,887 --> 00:20:44,171
- Paddy.
- Are you okay?
473
00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:45,673
I'm good, brother, I'm good.
474
00:20:45,675 --> 00:20:47,174
Where did you find him?
475
00:20:47,176 --> 00:20:49,844
He was in Soma passed out
by a pupusa cart.
476
00:20:49,895 --> 00:20:51,645
[Grunting]
477
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,098
All right, onto the bed.
478
00:20:54,149 --> 00:20:58,569
[Speaking Spanish] Richie...
479
00:20:58,603 --> 00:21:00,354
[Speaking Spanish]
480
00:21:00,356 --> 00:21:03,741
[Speaking spanish]
[Speaking Spanish]
481
00:21:08,830 --> 00:21:10,447
What was that?
482
00:21:10,498 --> 00:21:13,534
Nothing, just drunk talk.
483
00:21:16,171 --> 00:21:18,255
So, how's the shop?
484
00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:20,758
Good, busy.
485
00:21:20,792 --> 00:21:22,960
How's work for you?
486
00:21:23,011 --> 00:21:25,212
Complicated.
487
00:21:25,263 --> 00:21:26,847
I'm sorry to hear.
488
00:21:26,882 --> 00:21:29,049
But I really like
the new desks they got us.
489
00:21:29,051 --> 00:21:31,469
I can raise and lower
them now, so I can work
490
00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:33,888
standing up if I want
to, which is cool.
491
00:21:33,939 --> 00:21:35,556
Now we both work standing up.
492
00:21:35,607 --> 00:21:38,309
[Laughs] That's right, we do!
493
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:41,362
You know, they say you're more
productive when you're standing up.
494
00:21:41,396 --> 00:21:44,565
- No shit.
- That's what they say.
495
00:21:47,986 --> 00:21:50,454
Are you seeing anyone?
No.
496
00:21:50,488 --> 00:21:53,624
Mm. Delete, delete, delete.
497
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,328
[Laughs] Are you?
498
00:21:57,379 --> 00:21:59,413
No. I'm...
499
00:21:59,464 --> 00:22:04,418
Uh... I'm not really
seeing anyone.
500
00:22:04,469 --> 00:22:07,755
So, you're just
barely seeing someone?
501
00:22:07,806 --> 00:22:10,591
[Laughs] No.
I mean I'm not seeing
502
00:22:10,593 --> 00:22:13,348
anyone at all, full stop.
503
00:22:14,729 --> 00:22:16,605
Can we get lunch sometime?
504
00:22:18,434 --> 00:22:21,936
Uh, no,
but thanks for the offer.
505
00:22:21,987 --> 00:22:23,437
I should go, my friends
are waiting for me.
506
00:22:23,488 --> 00:22:24,521
No, just lunch, just lunch.
507
00:22:24,572 --> 00:22:26,357
No agenda,
no expectation of anything,
508
00:22:26,408 --> 00:22:27,441
and it can be
whenever you want.
509
00:22:27,492 --> 00:22:29,827
It can be next week
or next year,
510
00:22:29,861 --> 00:22:32,746
but hopefully before next year.
511
00:22:34,616 --> 00:22:37,034
I'll think about it.
512
00:22:37,085 --> 00:22:39,870
Okay.
I'll walk you out.
513
00:22:39,921 --> 00:22:42,089
No need.
514
00:22:42,123 --> 00:22:44,174
Thanks for the tea.
515
00:22:47,178 --> 00:22:49,096
Thanks again.
516
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,600
Good night!
517
00:22:59,774 --> 00:23:03,143
[Trolley rattling]
518
00:23:08,483 --> 00:23:12,903
[Music plays softly on radio]
519
00:23:24,132 --> 00:23:26,633
[Beeping]
520
00:23:29,671 --> 00:23:32,389
- All right, a little prick.
- Okay.
521
00:23:35,176 --> 00:23:38,012
[Exhales]
522
00:23:39,347 --> 00:23:41,982
Actually I have to...
I have to confess something.
523
00:23:42,017 --> 00:23:45,185
I lied on the form outside.
524
00:23:45,187 --> 00:23:48,072
I have had unprotected sex.
525
00:23:48,106 --> 00:23:51,075
- How long ago?
- Uh, six weeks ago.
526
00:23:51,109 --> 00:23:53,277
- Just once?
- Just one time.
527
00:23:53,328 --> 00:23:54,828
And I'm pretty sure
that he's negative.
528
00:23:54,863 --> 00:23:57,581
And when he came...
When he came,
529
00:23:57,665 --> 00:24:01,201
he came, like, on my...
He came on my body.
530
00:24:01,203 --> 00:24:03,754
He didn't cum in my...
In myself.
531
00:24:03,788 --> 00:24:06,090
So I think it should be fine,
532
00:24:06,124 --> 00:24:07,958
and I just, I'm really...
533
00:24:08,009 --> 00:24:10,461
I'm sorry,
I don't know why I did it.
534
00:24:10,512 --> 00:24:12,963
People make mistakes.
535
00:24:18,770 --> 00:24:21,138
[Exhales] So these tests,
536
00:24:21,189 --> 00:24:22,773
they find the virus
pretty quickly now, right?
537
00:24:22,807 --> 00:24:24,975
Oh, we don't actually
test for the virus itself.
538
00:24:25,026 --> 00:24:28,228
We test for your body's
response to the virus.
539
00:24:28,230 --> 00:24:31,782
The way that a pregnancy test measures
your body's response to a baby.
540
00:24:31,816 --> 00:24:34,902
[Laughs] "Hey, everyone
I'm pregnant... with HIV!"
541
00:24:34,904 --> 00:24:37,037
[Laughs]
542
00:24:43,461 --> 00:24:47,081
Tell me what you see.
543
00:24:54,255 --> 00:24:56,807
Hey.
544
00:24:56,841 --> 00:24:59,259
Uh, you can't come in and
tease me like this, Patrick.
545
00:24:59,310 --> 00:25:01,311
- Lunch is still hours away.
- I'm not hungry.
546
00:25:01,346 --> 00:25:03,564
Fantastic. Neither am I.
547
00:25:03,598 --> 00:25:06,934
I lost my appetite when I
was getting my HIV test.
548
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:09,770
Why were you getting
an HIV test?
549
00:25:09,772 --> 00:25:10,904
Because I freaked out.
550
00:25:10,939 --> 00:25:12,940
Because this is clearly
freaking me out.
551
00:25:12,942 --> 00:25:14,491
- What is?
- This, us,
552
00:25:14,526 --> 00:25:16,860
sitting in this glass box
pretending we're not fucking.
553
00:25:16,911 --> 00:25:18,779
Okay, hold on.
554
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,534
- What is your status?
- I'm negative.
555
00:25:23,585 --> 00:25:25,452
What about you? I don't even know
if you're positive or negative.
556
00:25:25,503 --> 00:25:27,254
Jesus Christ.
Um, I'm negative, Patrick,
557
00:25:27,288 --> 00:25:28,672
does that make you
feel any better?
558
00:25:28,706 --> 00:25:30,624
No, actually, it doesn't.
559
00:25:30,626 --> 00:25:34,294
Kevin, what are we doing?
560
00:25:36,264 --> 00:25:37,631
- I don't know.
- Well, I don't know either,
561
00:25:37,682 --> 00:25:39,299
but why do I feel
so alone in this?
562
00:25:39,350 --> 00:25:42,219
Well, you're not alone in this,
Patrick, because I'm a fucking mess.
563
00:25:42,270 --> 00:25:43,720
Okay? I'm getting
these migraines,
564
00:25:43,771 --> 00:25:45,772
which I've not had
since I was a kid,
565
00:25:45,807 --> 00:25:48,125
which come to think
about it was the last
566
00:25:48,126 --> 00:25:50,444
time I had to hide
how I was feeling.
567
00:25:50,478 --> 00:25:52,479
Well, I'm sorry that
you're having migraines,
568
00:25:52,530 --> 00:25:54,064
but that does make me
feel a little bit better.
569
00:25:54,115 --> 00:25:57,034
[Laughs] Jesus.
570
00:25:57,068 --> 00:25:59,486
You're not alone in this.
571
00:25:59,488 --> 00:26:03,240
Next time you freak out, don't
fucking panic and have an AIDS test.
572
00:26:03,291 --> 00:26:05,492
Just call me. Okay?
573
00:26:05,494 --> 00:26:07,828
Okay.
574
00:26:15,803 --> 00:26:18,055
I remembered the, um...
575
00:26:18,089 --> 00:26:21,341
The dance moves to my routine.
576
00:26:24,179 --> 00:26:26,513
Your routine?
577
00:26:26,515 --> 00:26:29,483
Do you want to see it?
578
00:26:29,517 --> 00:26:32,486
- Now?
- Yeah.
579
00:26:34,572 --> 00:26:36,240
Yeah. Really?
580
00:26:36,274 --> 00:26:37,691
Fuck it. [Grunts]
581
00:26:37,693 --> 00:26:41,361
All right, this is for you.
582
00:26:41,363 --> 00:26:44,198
[Sighs]
583
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,366
[Laughs] [Sighs]
584
00:26:46,417 --> 00:26:49,870
- Okay, shh, I need to concentrate.
- Okay.
585
00:26:49,921 --> 00:26:53,924
♪ So you can do what you like ♪
586
00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:55,709
♪ do what you like ♪
587
00:26:55,711 --> 00:26:57,427
♪ don't have to tell me ♪
588
00:26:57,462 --> 00:26:58,679
♪ do what you want ♪
589
00:26:58,713 --> 00:27:00,847
♪ do what you like ♪ [Laughs]
590
00:27:00,882 --> 00:27:02,382
♪ Do what you like ♪
591
00:27:02,433 --> 00:27:03,800
♪ no need to ask me ♪
592
00:27:03,851 --> 00:27:07,721
♪ do do do do do do ♪ [Laughs]
593
00:27:07,723 --> 00:27:11,058
- Wow.
- Thank you. Thank you.
594
00:27:11,060 --> 00:27:13,777
See?
595
00:27:13,811 --> 00:27:17,030
That was worth the wait.
[Laughs]
596
00:27:17,065 --> 00:27:18,699
Yes, it was.
597
00:27:18,733 --> 00:27:22,069
God, I feel like a total dick.
598
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:24,404
[Exhales] I'm sweating.
599
00:27:24,406 --> 00:27:25,622
[Both laugh]
600
00:27:25,657 --> 00:27:29,443
- sync and corrections by Zac -
- www.addic7ed.com -
601
00:27:29,477 --> 00:27:31,228
♪ where you're never gonna
take the blame ♪
602
00:27:31,262 --> 00:27:32,946
♪ change your name
now you out the game ♪
603
00:27:32,981 --> 00:27:35,098
♪ so you head outside
feel the rain ♪
604
00:27:35,133 --> 00:27:37,301
♪ something in your brain
can't break the chain ♪
605
00:27:37,335 --> 00:27:39,736
♪ same mistake again
fake the pain again ♪
606
00:27:39,771 --> 00:27:41,788
♪ day to day you prowl
wakey-wakey now ♪
607
00:27:41,823 --> 00:27:43,557
♪ holy cow you're in doubt ♪
608
00:27:43,591 --> 00:27:45,592
♪ you left
and now you feel down ♪
609
00:27:45,627 --> 00:27:47,561
♪ your heart lies back
in that town ♪
610
00:27:47,595 --> 00:27:49,630
♪ so creep back in
don't make a sound ♪
611
00:27:49,664 --> 00:27:52,065
♪ or lose your crown again
sleep around again ♪
612
00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:53,867
♪ tell your friends
that you're proud ♪
613
00:27:53,901 --> 00:27:56,103
♪ or ask yourself what you
really want from life ♪
614
00:27:56,137 --> 00:27:58,238
♪ don't follow that crowd ♪
615
00:27:58,273 --> 00:28:02,009
♪ I've never tried to make you
walk into the deep end ♪
616
00:28:02,043 --> 00:28:06,213
♪ and now I find myself awake
from all the weekend ♪
617
00:28:06,247 --> 00:28:10,484
♪ I never tried to cause that
Sunday morning creep-in ♪
618
00:28:10,518 --> 00:28:14,621
♪ I want to stay but I must
row that boat home ♪
619
00:28:14,656 --> 00:28:16,723
♪ it's Thursday night ♪
620
00:28:16,758 --> 00:28:18,625
♪ let's get it right ♪
621
00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:22,896
♪ I wanna know you're gonna
stay for the weekend ♪
622
00:28:22,930 --> 00:28:24,931
♪ starting tonight ♪
623
00:28:24,966 --> 00:28:26,900
♪ let's do it right ♪
624
00:28:26,934 --> 00:28:30,904
♪ I wanna know you're gonna
stay for the weekend ♪
625
00:28:30,938 --> 00:28:34,608
♪ Thursday, Friday
Saturday, Sunday ♪
626
00:28:34,642 --> 00:28:38,845
♪ I wanna know you're gonna
stay for the weekend ♪
627
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:43,116
♪ Thursday, Friday
Saturday, Sunday ♪