1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:13,313 --> 00:00:15,781 Happy 14, Maya! 3 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:26,792 How's 14? Tell me what it's like to be 14, but don't leave anything out. 4 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:28,861 So far it's a lot of work. 5 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:32,197 Because you know I'll be there soon, 6 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:34,366 and I want to know what I have to look forward to. 7 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:35,901 Well, if you're like me, you can look forward 8 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:37,770 to your mother forgetting your birthday. 9 00:00:37,772 --> 00:00:39,638 Oh, no she did not! 10 00:00:40,907 --> 00:00:42,099 Where you goin', honey? 11 00:00:42,130 --> 00:00:45,210 - Must talk to your mom. - Must not get involved. 12 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:48,914 Why do you tell me these things if you don't expect me to fix them? 13 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:51,250 When you're 14, you'll understand. 14 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:54,253 How could your mother forget your birthday, Maya? 15 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:55,621 I've stopped trying to figure it out. 16 00:00:55,623 --> 00:00:57,389 She was already gone when I woke up this morning. 17 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,458 She probably just took an early shift at the diner. 18 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:02,428 Rather than be there for your birthday? 19 00:01:04,297 --> 00:01:06,865 Riles, a friendship ring. 20 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,634 - Yeah. - Two of them. 21 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:10,536 - Yeah! - In case I lose one. 22 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:12,471 No. 23 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:14,313 Well, anybody else would have just gotten me one. 24 00:01:14,344 --> 00:01:14,773 No. 25 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,241 - Oh, I get it. - Yeah. 26 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:18,277 - One for each hand. - No. 27 00:01:19,433 --> 00:01:20,913 I'll never take this off until I die. 28 00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:24,983 You'll probably die before me since you're older. 29 00:01:24,985 --> 00:01:29,288 Should I tell the people not to take it off your dead corpse body? 30 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:30,956 Yeah, would you do that for me? 31 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:34,227 And, Maya, the other ring... is for you. 32 00:01:34,258 --> 00:01:35,461 Yeah. 33 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:38,585 Oh, no. If you're not there, who's going to tell 34 00:01:38,616 --> 00:01:41,864 the people not to take it off my dead corpse body? 35 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:46,004 - Happy Birthday, Maya. - Thanks for not forgetting. 36 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:48,540 Oh, yeah, that reminds me. 37 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:52,971 Are you really here? 38 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:55,107 Yep, I'm here. 39 00:02:58,077 --> 00:03:01,180 - Uncle Shawn! - Hey there. 40 00:03:02,148 --> 00:03:03,982 - Hey. - Hey. 41 00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:07,452 Okay. 42 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:09,454 It's her birthday. Squeeze her good. 43 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:13,458 Oh, Happy Birthday, kiddo. You doing something special? 44 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,727 This is it. 45 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:19,831 Honey, hide the cake before Maya gets here. 46 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,466 I know, but you know what we should do? 47 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:22,968 We should bring this cake to Maya's mother 48 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:25,070 just in case she forgot to get her own kid a cake. 49 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:27,039 Oh, you think that could actually happen? 50 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,941 Honey, I grew up with Shawn Hunter. 51 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:32,077 Remember his mother? She forgot where she lived. 52 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:34,813 See, my biggest worry is that forgetting to give your kid a cake 53 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:36,982 is the first step to forgetting where you live. 54 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:41,086 Oh, that's not your biggest worry anymore. 55 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:43,488 Maya's behind me, isn't she? 56 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:46,692 Why is everybody always behind me? 57 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:50,062 Okay, Maya, I'm not going to turn around because I'm all embarrassed, 58 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:51,863 but you know how much I like your mother. 59 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,498 I know you do. You always defend her. 60 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,434 - Because at least she's not... - No, everything's fine! 61 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:57,769 - Stop talking. - ...Shawn's mother! 62 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:59,771 What a cuckoo. 63 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:02,541 "Ah, it's Tuesday! I better run away!" 64 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:05,877 You have to laugh, huh, Topanga? 65 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,683 Nice face. 66 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:14,186 You want to turn around or you want me to turn you around? 67 00:04:14,188 --> 00:04:17,155 How you doin', Shawn? 68 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:20,692 Well, it ain't Tuesday, so pretty good. 69 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:25,163 - Shawny! - Ah! 70 00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:29,101 How you doin', buddy? 71 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:30,802 Just here doing a photo essay... 72 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:33,572 "Weekends in New York for under $100." 73 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:35,707 It's impossible. Can I stay here? 74 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:39,077 We found him on the couch. Can we keep him? 75 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:41,913 Wait a minute. Who let you in? 76 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:44,216 - I have a key. - You gave him a key? 77 00:04:44,218 --> 00:04:47,019 Fine, I'll give you a key. 78 00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:49,054 You love me! 79 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:50,756 I do love you. 80 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:53,025 You have the key to my heart. 81 00:04:57,730 --> 00:05:00,666 So who has the key to your heart? 82 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:04,236 Yeah, you ever been in love or what? 83 00:05:04,238 --> 00:05:07,105 - Angela time? - Seems unavoidable. 84 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:08,840 Angela... spill it. 85 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:13,245 Yeah, was she all tortured poet-wanderer-female-you type? 86 00:05:13,247 --> 00:05:15,113 You guys want to know how they fell in love? 87 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:17,616 He went through her purse. 88 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:20,118 What? 89 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,621 I can explain that. 90 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:25,924 Girls, trust us, it was very romantic in high school. 91 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:28,960 So basically he fell in love with a concept? 92 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:31,063 - It was doomed from the start. - Never let me do that. 93 00:05:31,065 --> 00:05:33,732 I would kill it immediately. That's what best friends are supposed to do. 94 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,200 - Ring power! - Ring power! 95 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:37,269 - Thunder! - Lightning! 96 00:05:40,773 --> 00:05:41,940 So where's Angela now? 97 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:44,109 I don't know. I tried to make it work. 98 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:46,578 - But you couldn't commit? - No. 99 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:48,280 You know, people have it all wrong about me. 100 00:05:48,282 --> 00:05:49,915 I... I was all in. 101 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:53,118 She's the one who left. I got left. 102 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,721 Yeah, I... I get a lot of that too. 103 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,522 Who's on your list? 104 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:00,258 Mother, father, girlfriend. 105 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:03,829 Wow. What is it with us? 106 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:07,966 What is it with us? 107 00:06:08,901 --> 00:06:12,671 Window! Window right now! 108 00:06:13,806 --> 00:06:15,073 Not you. 109 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,042 But it's my birthday. 110 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,177 Yeah, I know. 111 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:21,747 - You. - Really? 112 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:23,248 - And you! - Oh, boy! 113 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,890 Okay, I have heard all of the stories. 114 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,025 But tell me the truth, mom. 115 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:38,063 When you guys were my age, was dad really that good at schemes? 116 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,032 Schemes? 117 00:06:39,063 --> 00:06:45,036 You know, rackets, scams, pulling stuff on people, changing their lives. 118 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:50,008 Corey Matthews was the best there ever was. 119 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:50,477 Why? 120 00:06:50,508 --> 00:06:52,344 Well, because when he believes in something, 121 00:06:52,346 --> 00:06:54,946 his will is stronger than anybody's. 122 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:57,115 I'm retired. 123 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,352 But what if I believed in something? 124 00:07:00,354 --> 00:07:03,755 Your move. 125 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:09,060 Riley, you want to pull me back in the game, then this has to be monumental. 126 00:07:10,062 --> 00:07:12,097 A scheme of schemes. 127 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:15,233 Schemetata de schemetata. 128 00:07:16,135 --> 00:07:17,369 What's that mean? 129 00:07:17,371 --> 00:07:19,137 He's making it up. 130 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:22,841 A scheme that makes the angels sing. 131 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:25,610 Otherwise, I'm out forever. You hear me?! 132 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:30,715 Now you've got one minute, Riley. 133 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:32,918 Wow me. 134 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,153 I want Shawn to be Maya's dad. 135 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:41,126 Wow. 136 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:50,101 Riley, you can't just want Shawn to be Maya's father. 137 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:53,071 Your dad can't possibly make that happen. Can you? 138 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,073 Tough one. 139 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:58,143 It's the stuff legends are made of. 140 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:03,081 But if we can pull it off, it would make the angels sing. 141 00:08:07,386 --> 00:08:09,654 I want to do this with you, dad. 142 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:13,124 Teach me. I want to do it for Maya. 143 00:08:17,763 --> 00:08:20,866 Riley, I don't want you to get your hopes up. 144 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:23,034 But if there is anyone in the world 145 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:26,671 who has a chance of pulling this off, it's him. 146 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:36,081 Well, the best master plan involves how well we know our two subjects. 147 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:44,289 We got rings. 148 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:45,957 So do we. 149 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:49,294 Shawn gave me mine when I was 25 years old. 150 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:53,098 Your mother won't let me wear it. 151 00:08:54,400 --> 00:09:00,038 Okay, so the next step in our plan is we need a cutting-edge tech guy. 152 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,241 - Ladies! - Farkle! 153 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,176 Want to see my new computer watch? 154 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,012 Sure, it looks like an old calculator watch, 155 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:10,081 but I updated the hard drive and added an interesting new feature. 156 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:13,184 Riley is within five feet of you. 157 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:15,987 Hey, that's my voice. 158 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:17,989 Yeah, I've been recording it for years. 159 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,025 But don't worry, I would never take advantage of it. 160 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,826 I love you, Farkle. 161 00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:25,797 Well, I guess we found our tech guy. 162 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,971 So the team's complete. 163 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,406 Not quite yet, Riley. 164 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:38,076 See, the best master plan usually involves a distraction. 165 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,146 And usually it comes in the form of a pretty face. 166 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:43,148 Oh, you guys. 167 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,483 Hi, everybody. 168 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:49,054 Yeah, okay. 169 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:55,527 That's how you think of me? 170 00:09:55,529 --> 00:09:57,228 A lot of the time, yeah. 171 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,463 Okay. 172 00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:07,372 I never knew what happened between my mom and dad. 173 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:10,588 She just tells me not to be upset with him and never wants to go into details. 174 00:10:10,619 --> 00:10:11,137 Why not? 175 00:10:11,168 --> 00:10:13,211 Because she did something to make him leave. 176 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:17,182 You and I are the ones that get left, not like her. 177 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:20,118 That's why we understand each other, right? 178 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:23,788 Where have you been? 179 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,024 It's my birthday. And when did you guys show up? 180 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,126 You've all been in there talking for the past hour? 181 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:31,363 Actually, we said what we needed to say in 10 minutes. 182 00:10:31,365 --> 00:10:34,366 Looks like you two have been talking for the past hour, though. 183 00:10:34,368 --> 00:10:36,568 Yeah, well, you wouldn't let us in your room, 184 00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:38,937 so it's like you trapped us out here. 185 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:39,773 Uh-huh. 186 00:10:39,804 --> 00:10:43,108 So of course we've been talking for the past hour. 187 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,443 Actually, according to my watch, it's only been... 188 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:48,847 Maya is within five feet of you. 189 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:51,383 What the... 190 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:53,284 Danger danger! 191 00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:06,831 I love you, Farkle. 192 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,134 Yeah, okay. 193 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,503 Riley, I thought we were doing something for my birthday. 194 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:15,306 Yeah, I'm pretty sure something's going to happen. 195 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,909 Hey, Cor. 196 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,211 Do you know Maya's mother missed her birthday? 197 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,913 I do. I do know. 198 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,448 That's why I bought Maya a cake. 199 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,150 What, that's it? That's all you did? 200 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,152 Well, you know me, Shawn. 201 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:29,521 I don't like to meddle. 202 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,089 What?! 203 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,357 What's become of you? 204 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,893 I'm retired. I'm out. 205 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,629 What? You two, window! 206 00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:40,899 - Us? - Whatever for? 207 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,068 Window now! 208 00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:48,206 - You three. - Us? 209 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,607 Window now. 210 00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:53,511 The Corey Matthews I knew 211 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:56,214 would have immediately taken this little girl under his wing 212 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,483 and become kind of a father figure to her. 213 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,218 - I'm old. - He's tired. 214 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,120 You're pathetic. 215 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,621 - I'm tired. - He's old! 216 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,523 Come on, man! 217 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,592 We were kings! 218 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:12,430 This could be the return of Corey and Shawn. 219 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,099 - Hmm. - Come on! 220 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:17,902 Let's you and me fix things between Maya and her mother. 221 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:22,540 Hmm. You don't think we're too old for such high jinks and shenanigans? 222 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:25,143 Is Maya not worth it to you? 223 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,277 Is she worth it to you? 224 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:29,080 Yeah. I like her very much. 225 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:33,451 Doesn't she remind you of someone? 226 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:37,055 Yeah, what can I say? I like people that remind me of me. 227 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,991 - Do I remind you of you? - No. 228 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:46,364 You know, if this were the old days, 229 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,399 I probably might consider visiting Katy... 230 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,567 Her mother's name is Katy. 231 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:50,935 ...in the diner where she works. 232 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,504 The nighthawk diner over on 17th street. 233 00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:54,239 But again, I'm too old. 234 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,274 He needs his sleep. 235 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,642 Well, I don't. 236 00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,477 And I'm disgusted with you. 237 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,479 He just needs a little nappy before bed. 238 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,649 Good job. 239 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,285 Seriously? 240 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,220 Yip yip yip yip yip yip. 241 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:17,228 You want to see a rope trick? 242 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:22,066 Maya, it's important that you know 243 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:25,136 that what we're about to do to you is for your own good. 244 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,973 Maya, it's important that you know 245 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,209 that what we're about to do to you is for your own good. 246 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,644 Farkle. 247 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,546 I'm the wonk! 248 00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:37,215 Okay, I get it. Now what is so important? 249 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,150 You want to see a rope trick? 250 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,187 Will you stop distracting me with that? 251 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,255 It's not like I actually believed you're a real cowboy. 252 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:47,492 Yeah, 'cause if I was, then I could do this. 253 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,773 Why did you tie me up? 254 00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:05,443 Oh, Shawn's going to meet your mother. 255 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,481 Why would you want him to meet my mother? 256 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,350 My mother drives men away. 257 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,185 This will end up just like my father, Riley! 258 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,520 Shawn will run for the hills! 259 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,590 Run for the hills? Who says run for the hills? 260 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,759 Run for the hills! 261 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,747 - Katy? - That's what it says right here. 262 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,716 - Yeah? - Hi. 263 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,318 Hi. What'll it be? 264 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,263 Oh, me? 265 00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,598 I'll have some birthday cake. 266 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,166 What? 267 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:05,103 What kind of mom are you, Katy? 268 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,772 What? 269 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:13,211 Hey, unless your business with me is tuna melt, meatloaf or pie, 270 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:16,180 you can walk your nosy little butt right out of here. 271 00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:32,263 Who are you, buddy? 272 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,132 My name's Shawn Hunter. 273 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,601 - Whoa. - What do you mean, whoa? 274 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:40,338 You're the guy Maya doesn't stop talking about, the Matthews' friend. 275 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,207 You guys all went on a family weekend together. 276 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:45,643 She had a really good time and I appreciate it. 277 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,145 Thank you very much. 278 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:47,789 You're welcome. 279 00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:50,315 And if you ever question my motherhood again, 280 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:52,650 I will smash a plate over your head. 281 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,652 You know what, lady? 282 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:58,523 You already don't like me, so I'm just going to keep talking, okay? 283 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,692 Today is Maya's birthday. 284 00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:03,294 What are you doing here since first thing this morning? 285 00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:07,332 You're right. 286 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:10,201 I don't like you at all. 287 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,238 Show's over. 288 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,174 Let's move. 289 00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:31,723 Whoa. 290 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,363 Maya, I tried. 291 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,164 It didn't work. 292 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,501 Riley, I told you, some things can't be fixed. 293 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,204 She does this. She makes men leave. 294 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,239 Shawn's probably in Mexico by now. 295 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,807 Why did you do this? 296 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,676 You're angry at me. 297 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,178 I am. 298 00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:00,284 How about now? 299 00:17:02,508 --> 00:17:03,988 Right now I'm kind of, like, furious. 300 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:07,258 - Should I untie you then? - I wouldn't. 301 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:24,942 If you want to give me back the friendship ring, I'll understand. 302 00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:27,979 I am never giving this friendship ring back as long as I live. 303 00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:31,482 Wow, you said kind of a nice thing in a really mean voice. 304 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,551 Riley, people only get upset with each other 305 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,987 when what they're talking about is important to them. 306 00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:39,223 Huh. 307 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,992 Then maybe there's still hope. 308 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,796 Thank you for untying me. 309 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,564 Are you still angry at me? 310 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,333 I'll think about it. Yes! 311 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,006 So do you want to sleep over? 312 00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:02,480 Do you think I would walk in here and talk to you like this 313 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,549 if I wasn't so fond of your daughter? 314 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,417 Oh, you're fond of my daughter. 315 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:10,354 Why don't you tell me about your vast experience raising a child? 316 00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,323 I don't have any! 317 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:15,626 But I know you don't work an extra shift at a diner 318 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,177 and miss your daughter's birthday. 319 00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:20,731 Mm-hmm. And you know this because you know so much about relationships? 320 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,700 - I'm terrible at relationships. - I'm worse. 321 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,368 - I don't want to be. - Neither do I. 322 00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:27,271 Well, then we've got something in common. 323 00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:33,945 Look, my daughter likes having you around. 324 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,047 But how can you stick around 325 00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:39,016 when every weekend she told me you go somewhere else? 326 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:41,018 I write about places. That's my job. 327 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:44,522 I can't let Maya get close to somebody else who just leaves. 328 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,024 Okay, first of all, I'm not a leaver. 329 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,993 All right? I'm a stayer. 330 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,395 I'm the one who gets left. 331 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:55,900 Well, we got that in common too. 332 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,034 What do you mean? 333 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,736 Maya thinks that you chased away... 334 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,938 I know what she thinks. It's her father. 335 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,675 A girl should think well of her father. 336 00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:10,781 Hi, Katy. 337 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:15,586 So I finished it and it's just like you wanted it. 338 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,421 It's beautiful, Camille. 339 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:20,091 She'll love it. 340 00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:24,595 But I'm still $50 short and it'll take an extra shift to pay for it. 341 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,498 It's a nice locket. 342 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,001 Family photo going in there? 343 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,369 Yeah. 344 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,837 Her and me. 345 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:36,407 Here you go. 346 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,942 Really? 347 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,011 Today is her birthday. 348 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,979 But you knew that. 349 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,715 He's cute. 350 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,087 I'll pay you back. 351 00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:53,724 You will. You'll let me take the photo. 352 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:02,066 We just wanted to give you a birthday you'd never forget, Maya. 353 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,868 I appreciate it. I do. 354 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:07,471 Some things are just impossible. 355 00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,607 I used to not believe that. 356 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,510 I still don't. 357 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,679 Happy Birthday. 358 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,380 Everything you think is wrong. 359 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:19,050 I asked you not to tell her. Why would you do this? 360 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,619 Because she deserves to love the parent who stayed. 361 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:24,822 What? 362 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,759 Your mother had nothing to do with your father leaving, Maya. 363 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:32,496 All right? All this time she's just been protecting him for you. 364 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:38,102 Mom? You got left? 365 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:41,138 I'm sorry. 366 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,476 She's one of us. 367 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,114 Come here. 368 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,924 I couldn't afford to get you what you wanted 369 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:04,228 without working a couple extra shifts, but I got it, honey. 370 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:06,163 Shawn helped me. 371 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,665 A locket? 372 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,734 - Yeah. - Where is it? 373 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,869 - It's in my purse. - I'll get it. 374 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:15,006 You can't go through my purse. 375 00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:17,475 Let him! 376 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,567 Did you see what I did there, Cor? 377 00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:45,670 I got Maya and her mother together. 378 00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:48,172 Yeah. You did great, Shawn. 379 00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:50,841 Well, I'd be happy to include you in my next scheme. 380 00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:53,077 Sorry, buddy. 381 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:58,082 I got me a new partner now. 382 00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:00,051 So you're with her now, huh? 383 00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:02,186 Me and her. 384 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:04,855 You're on your own. 385 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,624 Come on! 386 00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:11,062 What fun is pulling off schemes by yourself? 387 00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:14,999 Oh, it's you and me now? 388 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:20,104 Well, hey, I'm in the market for a new partner in crime. 389 00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:23,174 Yeah, all right, I'll try you out and see how you do. 390 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:25,976 Cake time. 391 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:28,746 Happy Birthday, baby girl. 392 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,648 Make a wish. 393 00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:42,727 Wow. 394 00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:45,963 You're right. I can hardly move. 395 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:50,101 I see why you were kind of furious at me. 396 00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:52,870 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 397 00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:56,540 And I can see why you wanted to tie me up too, 398 00:22:56,542 --> 00:23:00,044 so I could share your experience. 399 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:03,714 I understand that you want us to share every experience 400 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:07,618 because we're friends, with friendship rings! 401 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:14,091 Maya, could you at least say one word to me? 402 00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:17,061 Good night. 403 00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:23,067 My nose itches. 404 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,975 Thank you. Happy Birthday.