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PAUL:
Yeah, you want to put it up
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a couple of inches
on your side, love.
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Okeydokey.
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You really think
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anyone's gonna pay to see
this rich nancy sing show tunes?
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I wouldn't.
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He gives me the creeps.
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He keeps wanting
to spoon-feed me,
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and then making
these weird airplane noises.
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We should just leave,
all of us, join a new show.
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Penny, do you really think
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if there wasn't another option,
some other freak show out there,
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I wouldn't take you away
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in an instant?
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There's nowhere to go.
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Our world is dying, sweetheart.
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This is the end of the line.
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But we've got to eat,
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and that kid's got money
pouring out of his ears.
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I say we let him keep feeding us
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until that lemon
runs out of juice.
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DANDY:
No, no, no!
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Turn it off!
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I told you
a million trillion times,
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the blue light
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is for "Night and Day."
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Blue symbolizes night.
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For "Anything Goes,"
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I need the magenta light
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to accentuate
my spirited rendition.
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(groans)
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I'm surrounded by amateurs.
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Ah, flipper boy!
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You're back,
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as you hanged the banner
in clear view for all to see.
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Yes, sir, just as instructed.
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Good, good.
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How many tickets have we sold?
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Um, well,
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as of this time, none...
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quite yet.
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You haven't sold
a single ticket?
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Well, we only put out the banner
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half an hour ago.
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The town hasn't gotten wind
of your new act.
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I don't understand.
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You must have done
something wrong.
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Sir, this is quite typical.
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You haven't got
a lot of experience
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in this sort of thing,
but you'll see.
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You think you're so smart.
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You don't know anything,
you stupid freak.
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He's only trying to help.
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Oh, shut up, you ugly cow.
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No one cares
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what you think,
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any of you.
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I'm in charge here,
and I say it's your fault.
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Obviously,
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no one's coming to the show
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because you are boring.
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The town has had their fill
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of your mediocre
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oddities.
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The thrill is gone.
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You're yesterday's news.
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Audiences want
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a new type of freak.
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Something different.
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Maybe I need to give you all
some new, startling look.
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I think a pair of horns
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would be quite
attractive on you.
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Don't you touch her.
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This is my show!
I'll do whatever I want!
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That's is, mister.
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(groans)
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You hurt me.
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I was willing to eat shit
to keep this place going,
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but I'd rather starve
than listen to your whiny voice
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one more time.
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No one wants
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to see some pretentious prick
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prancing around on the stage,
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and no one gives a shit
about bloody Cole Porter.
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Hey.
You think you're special.
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Your mum probably told you
all your life.
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Well, I've got news for you.
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I've heard you sing,
and you're not special.
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You're rubbish.
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Even worse,
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you're boring.
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(laughter)
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And we don't trade in boring.
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We're freaks.
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You'll never be one of us,
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And you don't own us!
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We quit.
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♪ ♪
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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(music playing over P.A.)
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(sighs)
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Elsa Mars
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to see Mr. Henry V. Gable.
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Ms. Mars, Mr. Gable
is the president
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of the World
Broadcasting Network.
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He is overseeing over
12 weekly hours of programming,
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not including the news.
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He only sees people
by appointment, and today,
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like yesterday
and the day before,
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you don't have one.
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Look, my darling,
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I have some new headshots.
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Why don't you leave me
the picture
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and a contact number,
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and I'll be sure he calls you
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as soon as he sees them.
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No.
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I'll wait.
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♪ ♪
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(music switches off)
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What is this, huh?
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Where is Mr. Gable?
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I did not see him pass through.
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And I would know him
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from his picture in the trades.
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He went out the back
to avoid you.
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And you let me sit here,
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like a fool, all day?
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What kind of a place is this?
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Hollywood.
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If you ask me,
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change your act.
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Marlene did it better.
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No!
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No!
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No!
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Let go of me!
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Leave her be.
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I need to see him!
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Leave her be!
No!
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What is going on?
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This crazy German broad
has been coming in
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all week to see Mr. Gable
without an appointment.
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She finally lost it.
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(crying)
What is your name?
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My name is Elsa Mars.
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I'm Michael Beck.
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(softly):
Previously Michael Beckenbauer.
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Hollywood's funny
about German surnames.
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- They're afraid you are Nazi.
- Of course.
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Communist.
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(chuckles)
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Mr. Michael Beck...
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yours is the first...
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kind face I've seen in months.
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What do you do here?
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Junior Vice President
of Casting.
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(sighs)
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(sighs)
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Showtime.
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(humming softly)
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(continues humming)
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We need to talk
about our last week's pay.
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(gunshot)
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(gasps)
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(humming continues)
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(panting)
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(footsteps approaching)
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(humming continues)
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(cocking gun)
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(gunshot)
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(radio playing distantly)
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(humming continues)
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(popcorn popping)
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(radio continues playing)
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(humming continues)
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(clang, cries out)
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(gunshot)
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(sighs)
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(humming resumes)
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(gunshot)
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(gunshots)
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(groaning)
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(gunshot)
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(gunshot)
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(door closes)
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(door creaks, bangs on wall)
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(quiet gasping)
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(yells angrily)
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(yells angrily)
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(slow footsteps)
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(yelling, grunting)
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(gunshot)
(whimpers)
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Oh...
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(sighs heavily)
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(door creaks, thuds)
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(yells angrily)
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(yells angrily)
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(panting)
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(muffled):
Oh, please, Dandy...
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(sobbing):
Oh, please, no...
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No, no, no...
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(rapid, anxious gasping)
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Come with me.
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(crickets chirping)
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(panting)
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Elsa?
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Elsa!
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00:17:00,601 --> 00:17:02,451
Hello?
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Anybody home?
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Hey!
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(echoing):
No!
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(grunts)
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(sobs quietly)
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Oh, God...
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(sobbing)
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(gentle melody plays on harp)
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♪ ♪
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(flute joins in)
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FATHER KELLY:
Do you, Bette Tattler,
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take Dandy Mott to be your
lawful wedded husband?
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My faithful partner in life...
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and my one, true love.
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DANDY:
In sickness and in health,
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in joy and sorrow,
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through the good times
and the bad,
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till death do us part.
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FATHER KELLY:
Uh, you may kiss the bride.
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Mrs. Mott.
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Who could ever have imagined it?
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Are you happy for
your sister, Dot?
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Of course.
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I'd hate for you to feel
like a third wheel.
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Especially on our wedding night.
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Bette and I
have talked about this.
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We both agree you should
have your privacy.
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It's an old trick, I've been
doing it since we were little.
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I just leave my body.
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Well, I'd like to think
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you'd want to join us,
from time to time...
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You know, our revels.
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Do bare in mind, Dot, I can...
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get very nasty
if my manhood is compromised.
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A stallion demands a certain
respect from all his mares.
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First things first.
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We have prepared
a gorgeous wedding feast
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of all of your favorites.
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The housekeeper we hired,
she's a French-trained cook.
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(both giggling)
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I do believe I am the
luckiest man alive right now.
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And I, the luckiest woman.
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BETTE:
To my new...
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wonderful husband.
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To our wonderful new husband.
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Cheers.
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We are going to have
the most splendid life, girls.
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You'll see.
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And on our honeymoon safari,
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I'll hunt the biggest cats
and skin them up for rugs.
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Maybe our children will
romp around on them someday.
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How many children are you
proposing, Mr. Mott?
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A whole lot of 'em.
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(laughing)
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I've always found babies
to be so boring,
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but freak babies... oh...
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Do you think we might even make
a three-headed girl?
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We can certainly try.
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Every day, up in the playroom,
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we'll put on
our very own freak show!
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00:21:42,318 --> 00:21:43,200
(groans, sighs)
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(echoing): Are you feeling
all right, Dandy?
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The excitement seems to have
gone straight to my head.
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(echoing):
Well, don't get too excited.
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We're just getting started.
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Maid, you're
very poorly trained.
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00:21:59,002 --> 00:22:00,751
You're not allowed to sit
at the table with us.
277
00:22:00,837 --> 00:22:02,803
I ain't no maid.
278
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:06,674
Mm, ring any bells?
279
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,843
I know we all look alike to you.
280
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,678
What's going on?
281
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,013
Wedding night's been cancelled.
282
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:13,514
You've been had.
283
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:14,732
BETTE:
Did you honestly think,
284
00:22:14,817 --> 00:22:16,734
for one second,
that we'd lay with you,
285
00:22:16,819 --> 00:22:19,153
in your bed, after you massacred
286
00:22:19,188 --> 00:22:20,688
our entire family?
287
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:22,023
But I was going to...
288
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:23,491
give you everything I have!
289
00:22:23,526 --> 00:22:25,660
We don't want your blood money.
290
00:22:25,695 --> 00:22:26,900
Bette...
291
00:22:27,349 --> 00:22:28,709
you said you loved me.
292
00:22:28,829 --> 00:22:31,228
And promised til death do us apart.
293
00:22:31,348 --> 00:22:34,083
Your death can't come soon enough.
294
00:22:34,203 --> 00:22:35,536
But...
295
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,004
but I believed you.
296
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,574
My sister is truly
a great actress.
297
00:22:41,376 --> 00:22:43,344
Bette Davis couldn't have given
298
00:22:43,379 --> 00:22:44,579
a more convincing performance.
299
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:46,681
(Dandy gasps)
300
00:22:46,716 --> 00:22:48,976
You put something in my bubbly.
301
00:22:53,056 --> 00:22:55,189
(gunshot, Dandy screams)
302
00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:01,612
That's mine!
303
00:23:01,698 --> 00:23:03,749
Sit down, Dandy.
304
00:23:04,585 --> 00:23:06,233
Sit down!
305
00:23:10,323 --> 00:23:11,956
(groaning)
306
00:23:12,041 --> 00:23:14,241
DESIREE: I think it's
time for the next course.
307
00:23:14,327 --> 00:23:15,993
Butler!
308
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:20,247
You...
309
00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:22,550
how did you get in my house?
310
00:23:22,585 --> 00:23:24,055
I had some help.
311
00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:29,724
Oh, Dandy, how wonderful.
312
00:23:29,759 --> 00:23:30,891
Thank you.
313
00:23:30,927 --> 00:23:33,511
Of course.
314
00:23:33,596 --> 00:23:34,645
DANDY:
Um...
315
00:23:34,731 --> 00:23:36,180
extra caviar.
316
00:23:36,265 --> 00:23:37,982
That's Bette's.
317
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:42,436
Dandy...
Hmm?
318
00:23:42,488 --> 00:23:43,738
where are our beverages?
319
00:23:45,441 --> 00:23:47,241
Drat, the lemonade.
320
00:23:47,276 --> 00:23:49,577
Be right back with it.
321
00:23:52,749 --> 00:23:54,430
What is this?
322
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:03,290
You're finally gonna be
a part of the show.
323
00:24:05,795 --> 00:24:08,849
The goddamn star attraction.
324
00:24:10,192 --> 00:24:12,649
Night-night, Dandy.
325
00:24:23,233 --> 00:24:25,066
(water dripping)
326
00:24:28,205 --> 00:24:29,204
(head thumps)
327
00:24:43,021 --> 00:24:44,737
Let me out of here!
328
00:24:44,772 --> 00:24:46,772
Immediately!
329
00:24:46,824 --> 00:24:48,658
I do not like confined spaces!
330
00:24:48,743 --> 00:24:50,409
DESIREE: Don't you know
where you are, baby?
331
00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:51,827
This is Hardeen
332
00:24:51,913 --> 00:24:55,813
Houdini's famous escape tank.
333
00:25:02,173 --> 00:25:06,052
Can't we just cut his balls off?
334
00:25:06,301 --> 00:25:08,484
We're carny folk. Showmen.
335
00:25:08,933 --> 00:25:10,455
It's gotta be theatrical.
336
00:25:10,765 --> 00:25:12,548
It's what Ma would've wanted.
337
00:25:12,634 --> 00:25:13,966
DESIREE:
Once you're in...
338
00:25:14,052 --> 00:25:16,852
the only way out is to escape.
339
00:25:16,938 --> 00:25:20,022
JIMMY: You wanted to be
the star of the show--
340
00:25:20,108 --> 00:25:21,700
here's your chance, big shot.
341
00:25:22,143 --> 00:25:23,609
I'm not an escape artist.
342
00:25:23,645 --> 00:25:25,645
I'm a song-and-dance man!
343
00:25:25,730 --> 00:25:26,562
You're a murderer!
344
00:25:27,613 --> 00:25:28,578
You killed our family--
345
00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:29,654
shot 'em dead in the dirt.
346
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:31,072
Those were good people!
347
00:25:31,192 --> 00:25:32,594
I'm good people, too!
348
00:25:32,856 --> 00:25:34,491
I was just doing what God
349
00:25:34,611 --> 00:25:35,923
put me on this earth to do.
350
00:25:35,988 --> 00:25:38,822
You ca... you...
you can't punish a man
351
00:25:38,858 --> 00:25:41,009
for fulfilling his purpose!
352
00:25:43,362 --> 00:25:45,334
Please... please...
353
00:25:45,571 --> 00:25:47,531
my darlings...
354
00:25:47,616 --> 00:25:50,417
I forgive you for all of this.
355
00:25:50,503 --> 00:25:54,037
Marriage is hard,
but I love you.
356
00:25:54,123 --> 00:25:57,040
Please just let me out of here,
357
00:25:57,092 --> 00:25:59,877
and let's go home.
358
00:25:59,929 --> 00:26:01,094
Please.
359
00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:03,514
I want to go home.
360
00:26:03,549 --> 00:26:05,048
DOT: Well, you're
about to go home.
361
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:08,044
Right down to hell.
362
00:26:08,164 --> 00:26:12,322
Bette, you of all people
know my heart.
363
00:26:20,783 --> 00:26:22,699
I hate you.
364
00:26:23,903 --> 00:26:25,554
I hate you!
365
00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:29,873
For taking my friends from me!
366
00:26:29,909 --> 00:26:34,044
I felt so blessed
to finally have friends.
367
00:26:34,079 --> 00:26:36,580
And you took them all.
368
00:26:36,632 --> 00:26:40,334
DESIREE: A lot of freaks
died on these cursed grounds.
369
00:26:40,419 --> 00:26:42,669
Some by your hand and some not.
370
00:26:42,755 --> 00:26:44,638
A man came through here
371
00:26:44,723 --> 00:26:48,008
and started putting our kind
in glass jars.
372
00:26:48,093 --> 00:26:50,928
Filled up a museum
with our kind.
373
00:26:51,013 --> 00:26:53,764
Saw it with my own eyes!
374
00:26:53,816 --> 00:26:56,316
That's where you think
freaks belong--
375
00:26:56,402 --> 00:27:01,104
powerless, behind glass,
a human car crash
376
00:27:01,156 --> 00:27:05,333
to stare at and remind
you how lucky you are.
377
00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:06,518
(knob creaks)
378
00:27:06,638 --> 00:27:08,439
Well, maybe that's true.
379
00:27:08,559 --> 00:27:12,499
Maybe that's all we are, but let
me tell you this, pretty boy.
380
00:27:12,585 --> 00:27:17,254
You may look like a
motion picture dreamboat,
381
00:27:17,289 --> 00:27:20,993
but you are the biggest freak
of them all.
382
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,716
(yelling)
383
00:27:33,138 --> 00:27:34,187
(grunts)
384
00:27:34,273 --> 00:27:36,940
Please! I'll give you money.
385
00:27:36,976 --> 00:27:39,476
I have so much money.
386
00:27:39,562 --> 00:27:41,612
Assholes like you think
you can get away with anything.
387
00:27:41,647 --> 00:27:42,696
But I can't die!
388
00:27:42,781 --> 00:27:45,616
You see, I'm immortal!
389
00:27:45,651 --> 00:27:48,402
You are going to die!
390
00:27:48,487 --> 00:27:50,571
We sentence you and your
whole rotten world to death.
391
00:27:50,656 --> 00:27:51,705
Look at us.
392
00:27:51,790 --> 00:27:53,014
We will always win,
393
00:27:53,134 --> 00:27:54,723
because we'll always defend
each other to the death.
394
00:27:54,843 --> 00:27:58,029
You want to know why? Because
we have no one else to turn to.
395
00:27:58,813 --> 00:28:01,248
The freaks shall inherit
the earth.
396
00:28:15,347 --> 00:28:17,681
(yells)
397
00:28:17,733 --> 00:28:19,182
(grunting)
398
00:28:19,268 --> 00:28:21,568
(yelling)
399
00:28:24,239 --> 00:28:26,440
(yelling continues)
400
00:28:32,197 --> 00:28:34,031
Please!
401
00:28:35,918 --> 00:28:38,085
Please!
402
00:28:38,170 --> 00:28:40,954
(sobbing)
403
00:28:45,294 --> 00:28:46,710
I hate you!
404
00:28:46,795 --> 00:28:49,930
I hate you! I hate you!
I hate you! I hate you!
405
00:28:57,556 --> 00:28:59,222
(chuckles)
406
00:28:59,274 --> 00:29:01,274
(gasping)
407
00:29:07,533 --> 00:29:08,782
(muffled yelling)
408
00:29:24,266 --> 00:29:25,882
Heck of a show.
409
00:29:28,087 --> 00:29:30,003
That boy
410
00:29:30,089 --> 00:29:32,923
is a star.
411
00:29:39,463 --> 00:29:42,213
(movie projector clicking,
fanfare playing)
412
00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:45,131
ANNOUNCER: Every little girl
dreams of becoming
413
00:29:45,216 --> 00:29:46,916
a Hollywood star,
and now thanks to
414
00:29:47,002 --> 00:29:49,252
the Hollywood Chamber of
Commerce, the ones that make it
415
00:29:49,304 --> 00:29:50,837
to the top will have
their names etched
416
00:29:50,922 --> 00:29:53,006
into the very streets
of this magical town.
417
00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:55,091
Welcome to the newly created
Hollywood Walk of Fame
418
00:29:55,093 --> 00:29:57,260
in Los Angeles, California.
419
00:29:57,312 --> 00:29:59,312
Today, we're honoring
the Queen of Friday Night,
420
00:29:59,397 --> 00:30:02,183
Miss Elsa Mars--
winner of three Emmy awards
421
00:30:02,303 --> 00:30:05,318
for her groundbreaking variety
show The Elsa Mars Hour,
422
00:30:05,403 --> 00:30:07,603
a program which has
bravely expanded the notion
423
00:30:07,655 --> 00:30:09,605
of what television can be.
424
00:30:09,674 --> 00:30:11,607
And we mustn't forget
she's a recording star
425
00:30:11,659 --> 00:30:14,510
with three gold albums
honoring her German heritage:
426
00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:17,947
Ich Bin Elsa Mars,
Du Bist Mein Baby,
427
00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:21,751
and her holiday favorite,
Merry Christmas, Knuddelmaus.
428
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,669
Of course, no woman's life
would be complete
429
00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:25,371
without a wonderful man
by her side:
430
00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:27,040
her husband and longtime
manager Michael Beck,
431
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:28,791
whom she married
in a private ceremony
432
00:30:28,877 --> 00:30:31,294
at her palatial home
in Beverly Hills.
433
00:30:31,379 --> 00:30:33,296
There are Elsa's
beloved spaniels,
434
00:30:33,381 --> 00:30:36,382
Showbiz and Box Office--
a gift from Michael.
435
00:30:36,468 --> 00:30:39,685
With all her many honors,
Elsa Mars can now add a star,
436
00:30:39,771 --> 00:30:41,971
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
437
00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:44,273
(fanfare ends)
438
00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:48,194
I adore being the star
of The Elsa Mars Hour.
439
00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:51,314
I mean, who wouldn't love
having their own TV show,
440
00:30:51,366 --> 00:30:53,900
surrounded by such talent?
441
00:30:53,985 --> 00:30:58,538
Especially my own
real-life cowboy
442
00:30:58,623 --> 00:31:01,374
and personal manager,
443
00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:04,126
Michael "Mr. Hollywood" Beck.
444
00:31:05,136 --> 00:31:07,032
But being a television star
445
00:31:07,152 --> 00:31:08,891
is a lot of hard work.
446
00:31:09,011 --> 00:31:10,624
So is wrangling that star!
447
00:31:11,169 --> 00:31:16,672
And that's why we drink
Campfire Gold instant coffee.
448
00:31:16,758 --> 00:31:19,225
Mmm.
449
00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:21,594
Because...
450
00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:24,847
herding cattle
isn't the only hard work...
451
00:31:27,185 --> 00:31:28,351
Cut!
452
00:31:28,403 --> 00:31:30,486
(bell rings)
453
00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:33,189
This is shite! This is shite!
454
00:31:33,274 --> 00:31:34,690
Pure shite!
455
00:31:34,742 --> 00:31:36,315
Where are the
writers? Huh?
456
00:31:36,435 --> 00:31:38,185
The writers! Are you hiding?
457
00:31:38,220 --> 00:31:40,020
I shouldn't blame you...
458
00:31:40,055 --> 00:31:41,388
MICHAEL: Darling,
it's a coffee commercial.
459
00:31:41,474 --> 00:31:42,744
Just say the damn words
and move on?
460
00:31:42,864 --> 00:31:44,892
First of all, this coffee tastes
461
00:31:44,977 --> 00:31:45,809
like piss.
462
00:31:45,929 --> 00:31:47,543
But why would you paint me
463
00:31:47,663 --> 00:31:50,230
as some dumb, headstrong animal
464
00:31:50,282 --> 00:31:51,949
that my husband has to wrangle?
465
00:31:52,034 --> 00:31:54,568
Huh?
I mean, where is the charm?
466
00:31:54,620 --> 00:31:56,737
Now, go work on it for a while!
467
00:31:56,822 --> 00:31:58,705
I'll be in my dressing room.
468
00:32:01,544 --> 00:32:04,495
Scheiße!
469
00:32:04,580 --> 00:32:06,747
(door opens)
MICHAEL: Knock knock, darling.
470
00:32:06,832 --> 00:32:08,582
There's someone to see you.
471
00:32:08,667 --> 00:32:13,170
Naughty you, demeaning your
wife in front of the world.
472
00:32:13,255 --> 00:32:14,755
Was that amusing for you?
473
00:32:14,807 --> 00:32:16,128
We're working hard
to try and find
474
00:32:16,199 --> 00:32:17,397
something that'll please you.
475
00:32:17,463 --> 00:32:19,580
In the meantime,
remember Judy Manners?
476
00:32:19,665 --> 00:32:21,248
VP of publicity for the network?
477
00:32:21,704 --> 00:32:24,288
She wants to discuss promotion
for the Halloween show.
478
00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:26,090
You're joking, aren't you?
479
00:32:26,125 --> 00:32:28,626
We'd like to do a spread
for Parade Magazine--
480
00:32:28,678 --> 00:32:30,294
you two at home,
481
00:32:30,380 --> 00:32:32,296
carving pumpkins,
482
00:32:32,348 --> 00:32:34,632
maybe baking some
Pfeffernüsse cookies
483
00:32:34,684 --> 00:32:37,718
for the trick-or-treaters.
484
00:32:39,443 --> 00:32:42,440
What my pussy of a husband
485
00:32:42,475 --> 00:32:45,359
has neglected to tell you
486
00:32:45,445 --> 00:32:47,812
is there will be
no Halloween show.
487
00:32:47,897 --> 00:32:49,366
I never perform
488
00:32:49,486 --> 00:32:50,913
on Halloween.
You're contractually
489
00:32:51,033 --> 00:32:53,484
- obligated to do three specials a year.
- I said
490
00:32:53,536 --> 00:32:56,485
I will not perform on Halloween.
491
00:32:56,709 --> 00:32:58,789
Darling, they've booked
Andy Williams.
492
00:32:58,825 --> 00:33:00,374
Imagine you two singing
493
00:33:00,460 --> 00:33:03,494
"Autumn Leaves"
in matching pumpkin suits--
494
00:33:03,546 --> 00:33:05,379
America will lap it up.
495
00:33:05,465 --> 00:33:07,164
(short laugh)
496
00:33:07,216 --> 00:33:10,968
You know, when I first met him,
497
00:33:11,004 --> 00:33:14,505
he was some
junior so-and-so,
498
00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:16,924
hanging out in the
lobby of the studio.
499
00:33:18,036 --> 00:33:20,061
I made him my manager.
500
00:33:20,146 --> 00:33:22,774
And then...
501
00:33:22,894 --> 00:33:26,142
I made the colossal mistake
of marrying him.
502
00:33:26,262 --> 00:33:28,088
And now he thinks he knows better than I
503
00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:30,771
what my audience wants.
504
00:33:35,328 --> 00:33:36,694
I live to serve.
505
00:33:36,779 --> 00:33:40,698
There will be no Halloween show.
506
00:33:40,750 --> 00:33:42,265
You got that, chickies?
507
00:33:42,385 --> 00:33:44,368
Where are you going?
508
00:33:48,107 --> 00:33:51,375
I have a luncheon engagement...
509
00:33:51,461 --> 00:33:53,294
at home.
510
00:33:58,051 --> 00:33:59,884
(door closes)
511
00:34:13,900 --> 00:34:17,368
Tell me-- what have you
been doing since Florida?
512
00:34:17,488 --> 00:34:21,572
I'm sorry that I had to run
off the way I did, but...
513
00:34:21,658 --> 00:34:23,324
you know my motto:
514
00:34:23,409 --> 00:34:25,910
always leave them wanting more.
515
00:34:25,962 --> 00:34:28,362
I left when you left.
516
00:34:28,482 --> 00:34:30,247
Please, let's sit.
517
00:34:30,299 --> 00:34:33,217
I went to, uh, Nevada.
Nevada?
518
00:34:33,252 --> 00:34:35,720
Ah.
Thank you.
519
00:34:35,755 --> 00:34:37,805
Uh, the army, uh,
520
00:34:37,890 --> 00:34:41,258
they wanted carpenters,
uh, that they could, uh,
521
00:34:41,344 --> 00:34:43,427
use to build villages, uh,
522
00:34:43,513 --> 00:34:45,596
to blow up
with their atomic bombs.
523
00:34:45,682 --> 00:34:49,316
It took us ages
to build these towns
524
00:34:49,402 --> 00:34:51,986
and then-- boom!
Gone. In a flash.
525
00:34:52,071 --> 00:34:53,938
Ridicolo!
(short chuckle)
526
00:34:53,990 --> 00:34:56,574
Yes, I know what that's like.
527
00:34:57,926 --> 00:35:00,494
Elsa.
Hmm?
528
00:35:00,580 --> 00:35:03,197
I have seen your star ascend.
529
00:35:06,502 --> 00:35:07,952
(grunts)
530
00:35:08,037 --> 00:35:09,620
MASSIMO:
If I would have told you,
531
00:35:09,706 --> 00:35:11,422
as you lay
in my workshop in Berlin...
532
00:35:13,292 --> 00:35:14,625
...that all this
was soon to come,
533
00:35:14,677 --> 00:35:15,960
you would have said
534
00:35:16,028 --> 00:35:18,129
that I was mad.
Now look at you.
535
00:35:18,214 --> 00:35:20,715
You have everything
you ever wanted. Huh?
536
00:35:22,605 --> 00:35:25,052
I'm bored.
537
00:35:25,138 --> 00:35:27,021
And I am alone.
538
00:35:28,898 --> 00:35:31,343
All my friends are
on the payroll.
539
00:35:32,812 --> 00:35:34,779
They say yes to anything I ask
540
00:35:34,814 --> 00:35:36,447
because they know if they don't,
541
00:35:36,482 --> 00:35:39,051
they will be cast out
of the paradise known as
542
00:35:39,171 --> 00:35:41,664
"The Elsa Mars Hour".
543
00:35:47,284 --> 00:35:50,077
My husband cheats on me.
544
00:35:50,163 --> 00:35:52,213
I cheat on him.
545
00:35:55,468 --> 00:35:56,884
No, Massimo,
546
00:35:56,969 --> 00:35:58,252
I have always, always,
547
00:35:58,337 --> 00:36:00,838
always been cursed.
548
00:36:00,890 --> 00:36:03,002
First by...
549
00:36:03,122 --> 00:36:06,093
having my dreams ripped away.
550
00:36:06,179 --> 00:36:08,729
And now I am cursed by
having them all come true.
551
00:36:08,815 --> 00:36:11,682
Oh, you are tired,
uh, exhausted.
552
00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:13,234
That is all.
553
00:36:13,319 --> 00:36:15,152
Eight years ago...
554
00:36:17,691 --> 00:36:20,136
...my best friend
555
00:36:20,256 --> 00:36:22,860
made me a birthday cake.
556
00:36:22,945 --> 00:36:25,663
That night,
557
00:36:25,698 --> 00:36:27,430
when she and I sat over
558
00:36:27,550 --> 00:36:30,701
my candle, my birthday wish
559
00:36:30,753 --> 00:36:34,421
was plain and simple.
560
00:36:34,507 --> 00:36:37,007
I just wanted to be loved.
561
00:36:39,512 --> 00:36:41,239
Little did I know that
562
00:36:41,359 --> 00:36:43,322
every step that I
would take since then
563
00:36:43,395 --> 00:36:45,846
would be one step
further away from
564
00:36:45,931 --> 00:36:48,348
making that wish...
565
00:36:48,434 --> 00:36:50,267
come true.
566
00:36:51,196 --> 00:36:52,706
_
567
00:36:52,988 --> 00:36:54,488
Let's run away together.
568
00:36:54,523 --> 00:36:55,856
Yes.
Like we talked about in the old days.
569
00:36:55,941 --> 00:36:57,240
Do you remember?
570
00:36:57,326 --> 00:36:59,693
We could find an
apartment in Rome
571
00:36:59,778 --> 00:37:01,611
on the Appian Way.
(chuckling)
572
00:37:01,697 --> 00:37:03,663
Refresh my Italian, no?
573
00:37:03,699 --> 00:37:07,033
Get good and fat,
grow old together.
574
00:37:09,338 --> 00:37:11,254
Please.
575
00:37:11,340 --> 00:37:13,173
I just...
576
00:37:15,177 --> 00:37:17,210
I need to be with
someone I love.
577
00:37:17,296 --> 00:37:21,131
Um, Elsa, now I am cursed...
578
00:37:21,216 --> 00:37:22,632
with a dream
that comes too late.
579
00:37:22,718 --> 00:37:24,801
I came to...
580
00:37:24,887 --> 00:37:27,888
to say good-bye.
581
00:37:27,973 --> 00:37:29,389
I, uh...
582
00:37:29,475 --> 00:37:32,225
I have
583
00:37:32,277 --> 00:37:34,227
a disease in my lungs, uh,
584
00:37:34,279 --> 00:37:36,313
that has gone into my bones.
585
00:37:36,398 --> 00:37:39,232
Uh, they say
that I only have a month.
586
00:37:39,284 --> 00:37:40,867
(exclaims)
587
00:37:40,903 --> 00:37:43,987
And then I will be gone.
588
00:37:51,046 --> 00:37:53,732
And now there will be
no one left, huh?
589
00:37:59,671 --> 00:38:01,221
(sniffles)
590
00:38:05,427 --> 00:38:07,260
(door opens)
MICHAEL: Elsa?
591
00:38:07,312 --> 00:38:08,929
(door closes)
592
00:38:08,981 --> 00:38:11,932
Leave me alone,
Michael, I'm drinking.
593
00:38:11,984 --> 00:38:13,850
Hello, Elsa.
594
00:38:18,023 --> 00:38:20,574
(short chuckle)
595
00:38:22,361 --> 00:38:25,996
You should have called, huh?
596
00:38:26,081 --> 00:38:29,218
I did not know you were bringing
Mr. Gable home with you.
597
00:38:29,338 --> 00:38:30,617
I do hope
598
00:38:30,669 --> 00:38:32,118
the head of the network
599
00:38:32,170 --> 00:38:35,255
didn't come all the way out here
600
00:38:35,290 --> 00:38:39,125
to talk to me about
the Halloween show, because...
601
00:38:39,177 --> 00:38:41,011
I've made up my mind
602
00:38:41,096 --> 00:38:43,547
and I am not going to do it.
603
00:38:43,632 --> 00:38:45,348
This isn't about
Halloween, Elsa.
604
00:38:45,434 --> 00:38:46,683
No?
605
00:38:48,554 --> 00:38:49,519
(giggles)
606
00:38:50,973 --> 00:38:52,606
This sounds serious.
607
00:38:54,392 --> 00:38:56,860
Can I get you
a drink, Mr. Gable?
608
00:38:56,945 --> 00:38:58,461
Could definitely use one.
609
00:39:03,735 --> 00:39:07,571
Now, why don't you tell me
what this is all about?
610
00:39:09,825 --> 00:39:12,325
It seems Hedda Hopper
got her hands
611
00:39:12,411 --> 00:39:15,912
on some eight millimeter films
you shot back in Germany.
612
00:39:15,998 --> 00:39:17,998
The content--
613
00:39:18,066 --> 00:39:19,332
how can I put this?--
614
00:39:19,384 --> 00:39:21,540
is quite graphic in nature.
615
00:39:24,423 --> 00:39:27,340
I don't know.
616
00:39:27,426 --> 00:39:29,976
Fakes, forgeries?
617
00:39:30,012 --> 00:39:31,811
It's not me.
618
00:39:31,847 --> 00:39:33,713
It looked a lot like you, Elsa.
619
00:39:33,782 --> 00:39:35,269
You've seen them?
GABLE: Just now.
620
00:39:35,389 --> 00:39:38,101
Mr. Chandler over at the Times
is a close personal friend.
621
00:39:38,186 --> 00:39:40,743
He gave us a private screening.
622
00:39:41,067 --> 00:39:43,490
No one's gonna believe
it's not you.
623
00:39:43,525 --> 00:39:46,226
You told me you lost
your legs in a rail accident.
624
00:39:46,295 --> 00:39:48,244
You lied to me?
625
00:39:48,330 --> 00:39:50,246
That's what we do.
626
00:39:50,332 --> 00:39:52,532
We lie to each other.
627
00:39:52,584 --> 00:39:54,701
This whole marriage
628
00:39:54,786 --> 00:39:57,837
is one stinking, stupid,
629
00:39:57,873 --> 00:39:59,205
ugly lie!
630
00:39:59,291 --> 00:40:01,841
I'll pack my things.
631
00:40:05,047 --> 00:40:06,513
Mr. Gable,
632
00:40:06,548 --> 00:40:07,931
we can fix this, right?
633
00:40:08,016 --> 00:40:09,382
I mean...
634
00:40:09,468 --> 00:40:11,587
I mean, everybody
has a price, right?
635
00:40:11,707 --> 00:40:14,569
We tried to reason with Miss Hopper.
She won't have it.
636
00:40:14,689 --> 00:40:16,527
She's publishing her article next week.
637
00:40:17,559 --> 00:40:18,942
But that will ruin me.
638
00:40:26,234 --> 00:40:29,235
I'll become...
(chuckles lightly)
639
00:40:29,321 --> 00:40:32,789
just some...
640
00:40:32,874 --> 00:40:35,408
bizarre footnote
in Hollywood history.
641
00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:38,629
- There's one more thing.
- What?
642
00:40:38,749 --> 00:40:42,132
Hopper hired some amateur
sleuth to retrace your steps.
643
00:40:42,217 --> 00:40:45,719
Which led back to
Jupiter, Florida.
644
00:40:45,754 --> 00:40:47,921
Apparently, you ran
a freak show.
645
00:40:48,006 --> 00:40:49,756
Yes.
646
00:40:49,808 --> 00:40:51,141
For a short time.
647
00:40:51,226 --> 00:40:52,759
It was an act of charity.
648
00:40:52,844 --> 00:40:54,761
I just, uh...
649
00:40:54,813 --> 00:40:56,203
I felt sorry for them.
650
00:40:56,323 --> 00:40:58,598
Sorry?
(laughs)
651
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,134
They're all dead.
652
00:41:06,825 --> 00:41:08,658
What?
653
00:41:10,829 --> 00:41:12,746
All of them?
654
00:41:12,781 --> 00:41:15,782
There was some kind of massacre.
655
00:41:15,834 --> 00:41:17,917
Bodies found in a mass grave.
656
00:41:17,953 --> 00:41:21,421
I don't know if you read the
fine print in your contract,
657
00:41:21,456 --> 00:41:23,404
but there's a morals clause.
658
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,315
Obviously, we'll pay
out your contract.
659
00:41:30,849 --> 00:41:32,098
I've changed my mind.
660
00:41:34,219 --> 00:41:36,102
About what?
661
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,475
I will perform on Halloween.
662
00:41:45,363 --> 00:41:47,280
Why not?
663
00:41:47,315 --> 00:41:48,732
(chuckles)
664
00:41:48,817 --> 00:41:50,867
Might as well go out
with a bang.
665
00:42:00,618 --> 00:42:02,118
Places, everyone.
666
00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:07,258
Elsa Mars'
Halloween Spooktacular.
667
00:42:11,298 --> 00:42:14,132
And we are on in five, four,
668
00:42:14,217 --> 00:42:16,184
three, two...
669
00:42:16,269 --> 00:42:18,102
(applause)
670
00:42:25,695 --> 00:42:28,563
(David Bowie's "Heroes" begins)
671
00:42:42,629 --> 00:42:45,830
♪ I... ♪
672
00:42:45,916 --> 00:42:48,082
♪ I wish you could swim ♪
673
00:42:50,921 --> 00:42:54,255
♪ Like the dolphins ♪
674
00:42:54,341 --> 00:42:56,724
♪ Like dolphins can swim ♪
675
00:42:59,896 --> 00:43:01,930
♪ Though nothing ♪
676
00:43:02,015 --> 00:43:04,682
♪ Nothing will keep us
together ♪
677
00:43:07,854 --> 00:43:11,406
♪ We can beat them ♪
678
00:43:11,491 --> 00:43:15,827
♪ Forever and ever ♪
679
00:43:15,862 --> 00:43:20,031
♪ Oh, we can be heroes ♪
680
00:43:20,116 --> 00:43:22,200
♪ Just for one day ♪
681
00:43:22,285 --> 00:43:25,253
DESIREE: Boys, hold on
to your daddy's hand.
682
00:43:25,338 --> 00:43:26,537
Hey, hey, come back here.
683
00:43:26,623 --> 00:43:28,256
Give me your hand.
684
00:43:28,341 --> 00:43:29,707
All right, give me your hand.
685
00:43:37,717 --> 00:43:39,434
What are you looking at, wife?
686
00:43:39,519 --> 00:43:41,219
TV we got at home is just fine.
687
00:43:43,556 --> 00:43:47,548
Everything we got at home
is just fine.
688
00:43:49,479 --> 00:43:50,695
JIMMY:
You got to give it to her,
689
00:43:50,730 --> 00:43:52,968
the old broad's got guts.
690
00:44:02,575 --> 00:44:06,911
♪ Will drive them away ♪
691
00:44:06,997 --> 00:44:09,380
♪ We can be heroes ♪
692
00:44:09,416 --> 00:44:11,332
BETTE:
We've got it.
693
00:44:11,418 --> 00:44:15,920
♪ Just for a day ♪
694
00:44:15,972 --> 00:44:17,088
How are my girls feeling?
695
00:44:17,140 --> 00:44:19,090
Just fine.
696
00:44:19,142 --> 00:44:20,975
All of us.
697
00:44:25,015 --> 00:44:28,182
♪ I... ♪
698
00:44:28,268 --> 00:44:32,320
♪ I can remember ♪
699
00:44:32,405 --> 00:44:34,856
♪ Standing ♪
700
00:44:34,941 --> 00:44:38,208
I feel like I've seen
this act before.
701
00:44:41,448 --> 00:44:45,366
♪ And the guns ♪
702
00:44:45,452 --> 00:44:49,420
♪ Shot above our head ♪
703
00:44:49,456 --> 00:44:52,790
♪ And we kissed ♪
704
00:44:52,842 --> 00:44:56,928
♪ As though nothing could fall ♪
705
00:44:58,214 --> 00:45:02,550
♪ And the shame ♪
706
00:45:02,635 --> 00:45:06,554
♪ Was on the other side ♪
707
00:45:06,639 --> 00:45:10,525
♪ Oh, we can beat them ♪
708
00:45:10,610 --> 00:45:13,444
♪ Forever and ever ♪
709
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,114
♪ And we could be heroes ♪
710
00:45:16,149 --> 00:45:18,449
No, no, no,
the mist doesn't come up
711
00:45:18,485 --> 00:45:19,784
until the goblin sketch.
712
00:45:19,819 --> 00:45:21,702
What the hell?
713
00:45:31,915 --> 00:45:33,748
Why did she stop singing?
714
00:45:37,921 --> 00:45:39,670
Ever since I heard your story,
715
00:45:39,756 --> 00:45:41,172
I have not forgotten
716
00:45:41,257 --> 00:45:43,674
the black soul that was once
within my grasp.
717
00:45:45,428 --> 00:45:46,844
Take me now.
718
00:45:49,349 --> 00:45:51,182
This is a suicide.
719
00:45:51,267 --> 00:45:54,485
How deep your pain
must be, my lovely.
720
00:45:54,521 --> 00:45:57,855
I am the biggest freak of all.
721
00:45:59,359 --> 00:46:02,026
Elsa, what are you doing?
722
00:46:09,335 --> 00:46:11,035
The day of reckoning is here.
723
00:46:11,155 --> 00:46:14,853
It hurts, but only for a moment.
724
00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:21,762
(whooshing)
725
00:46:28,938 --> 00:46:32,270
Your place is not with us.
726
00:46:36,296 --> 00:46:38,696
(whooshing)
727
00:46:38,731 --> 00:46:40,898
♪ ♪
728
00:47:02,255 --> 00:47:05,189
(whooshing)
729
00:47:09,312 --> 00:47:10,945
Welcome, Miss Elsa.
730
00:47:10,997 --> 00:47:12,746
I missed you.
731
00:47:12,782 --> 00:47:14,782
(gasps) Oh!
732
00:47:14,834 --> 00:47:16,867
Ma Petite.
733
00:47:16,953 --> 00:47:19,370
My special one.
734
00:47:19,455 --> 00:47:22,172
Can it really, really be you?
735
00:47:22,258 --> 00:47:24,758
It really is me.
736
00:47:24,794 --> 00:47:27,044
It is.
737
00:47:28,879 --> 00:47:30,431
Hey, Elsa.
738
00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,934
PAUL: You look wonderful
tonight, Elsa.
739
00:47:33,970 --> 00:47:36,053
It's good to have you back.
We got married.
740
00:47:45,648 --> 00:47:48,315
ETHEL:
I'll take it from here.
741
00:47:49,869 --> 00:47:52,464
You go get your face on.
742
00:47:52,584 --> 00:47:54,081
Okay, Miss Ethel.
743
00:47:59,045 --> 00:48:01,829
(sighs)
744
00:48:08,754 --> 00:48:11,138
I don't understand.
745
00:48:11,173 --> 00:48:14,141
Where is this place?
746
00:48:16,512 --> 00:48:18,929
Ethel?
747
00:48:19,015 --> 00:48:22,516
The sins of the living don't
add up to much around here.
748
00:48:22,602 --> 00:48:25,519
In life, we play the parts
we're cast in.
749
00:48:25,605 --> 00:48:28,035
But don't I have to pay?
750
00:48:28,833 --> 00:48:32,276
I mean, don't I have to pay for my sins?
751
00:48:32,995 --> 00:48:36,697
For all the mistakes I've made?
752
00:48:36,749 --> 00:48:40,200
Can you imagine
the police showing up
753
00:48:40,252 --> 00:48:42,620
at the Old Globe
754
00:48:42,705 --> 00:48:44,955
and arresting the guy
playing Othello
755
00:48:45,041 --> 00:48:47,041
for murdering Desdemona?
756
00:48:47,093 --> 00:48:49,209
Besides, it's like
you always said,
757
00:48:49,261 --> 00:48:50,211
sweetheart.
758
00:48:50,331 --> 00:48:52,513
Stars never pay.
759
00:48:59,355 --> 00:49:01,855
It ain't so bad
around here, you know?
760
00:49:01,891 --> 00:49:03,691
Full house every night.
761
00:49:03,726 --> 00:49:05,559
Family together.
762
00:49:05,645 --> 00:49:08,228
The only downside has been,
763
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,614
you know, we've been missing
our headliner.
764
00:49:10,700 --> 00:49:14,156
Am I to perform? Now?
765
00:49:14,276 --> 00:49:15,967
Well, what the hell else
are you supposed to do?
766
00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:18,906
You're a terrible friend,
you're a pain-in-the-ass boss,
767
00:49:18,958 --> 00:49:20,491
you can't cook for shit.
768
00:49:20,576 --> 00:49:22,242
(footsteps approaching)
769
00:49:23,629 --> 00:49:25,245
All ready.
770
00:49:25,331 --> 00:49:26,714
♪ ♪
771
00:49:26,749 --> 00:49:29,166
(gasps)
772
00:49:31,754 --> 00:49:34,004
(loud, indistinct chatter)
773
00:49:43,182 --> 00:49:45,432
(drumroll)
774
00:49:48,253 --> 00:49:50,904
(cymbal crash)
Ladies and gentlemen.
775
00:49:50,940 --> 00:49:52,990
Children of all ages.
776
00:49:53,075 --> 00:49:55,609
You have all looked up
at the night sky
777
00:49:55,695 --> 00:49:59,023
and seen the sparkle
of millions of dead stars.
778
00:49:59,378 --> 00:50:01,712
They flickered out
centuries ago,
779
00:50:01,797 --> 00:50:04,665
and only now does
their light reach our eyes.
780
00:50:04,750 --> 00:50:07,501
But have you ever wondered
781
00:50:07,553 --> 00:50:09,670
when they were alive
and burning,
782
00:50:09,722 --> 00:50:12,389
which one shined the brightest?
783
00:50:12,475 --> 00:50:17,428
Well, tonight,
right here on this stage,
784
00:50:17,513 --> 00:50:20,431
I'm gonna give you
an answer to that question.
785
00:50:20,516 --> 00:50:23,817
Tonight, you will see
786
00:50:23,853 --> 00:50:28,021
the brightest and the best
787
00:50:28,073 --> 00:50:31,859
that ever was and ever will be.
788
00:50:31,911 --> 00:50:36,280
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
789
00:50:36,365 --> 00:50:38,866
Miss Elsa Mars!
790
00:50:41,337 --> 00:50:51,261
(muffled applause)
791
00:50:51,347 --> 00:50:53,464
(whooping, whistling,
applause and cheering)
792
00:50:58,354 --> 00:51:00,471
(muffled applause, cheering
and whistling)
793
00:51:05,478 --> 00:51:08,228
(gentle piano intro plays)
794
00:51:08,314 --> 00:51:10,531
(muffled applause continues)
795
00:51:21,577 --> 00:51:24,044
♪ ♪
796
00:51:30,886 --> 00:51:41,263
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