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Yeah, you want to put it up
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a couple of inches
on your side, love.
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Okeydokey.
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You really think
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anyone's gonna pay to see
this rich nancy sing show tunes?
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I wouldn't.
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He gives me the creeps.
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He keeps wanting
to spoon-feed me,
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and then making
these weird airplane noises.
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We should just leave,
all of us, join a new show.
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Penny, do you really think
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if there wasn't another option,
some other freak show out there,
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I wouldn't take you away
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in an instant?
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There's nowhere to go.
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Our world is dying, sweetheart.
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This is the end of the line.
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But we've got to eat,
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and that kid's got money
pouring out of his ears.
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I say we let him keep feeding us
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until that lemon
runs out of juice.
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No, no, no!
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Turn it off!
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I told you
a million trillion times,
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the blue light
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is for "Night and Day."
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Blue symbolizes night.
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For "Anything Goes,"
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I need the magenta light
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to accentuate
my spirited rendition.
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I'm surrounded by amateurs.
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Ah, flipper boy!
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You're back,
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as you hanged the banner
in clear view for all to see.
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Yes, sir, just as instructed.
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Good, good.
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How many tickets have we sold?
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Um, well,
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as of this time, none...
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quite yet.
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You haven't sold
a single ticket?
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Well, we only put out the banner
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half an hour ago.
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The town hasn't gotten wind
of your new act.
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I don't understand.
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You must have done
something wrong.
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Sir, this is quite typical.
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You haven't got
a lot of experience
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in this sort of thing,
but you'll see.
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You think you're so smart.
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You don't know anything,
you stupid freak.
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He's only trying to help.
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Oh, shut up, you ugly cow.
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No one cares
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what you think,
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any of you.
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I'm in charge here,
and I say it's your fault.
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Obviously,
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no one's coming to the show
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because you are boring.
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The town has had their fill
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of your mediocre
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oddities.
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The thrill is gone.
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You're yesterday's news.
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Audiences want
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a new type of freak.
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Something different.
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Maybe I need to give you all
some new, startling look.
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I think a pair of horns
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would be quite
attractive on you.
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Don't you touch her.
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This is my show!
I'll do whatever I want!
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That's is, mister.
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You hurt me.
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I was willing to eat shit
to keep this place going,
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but I'd rather starve
than listen to your whiny voice
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one more time.
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No one wants
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to see some pretentious prick
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prancing around on the stage,
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and no one gives a shit
about bloody Cole Porter.
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Hey.
You think you're special.
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Your mum probably told you
all your life.
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Well, I've got news for you.
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I've heard you sing,
and you're not special.
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You're rubbish.
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Even worse,
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you're boring.
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And we don't trade in boring.
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We're freaks.
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You'll never be one of us,
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And you don't own us!
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We quit.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Elsa Mars
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to see Mr. Henry V. Gable.
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Ms. Mars, Mr. Gable
is the president
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of the World
Broadcasting Network.
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He is overseeing over
12 weekly hours of programming,
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not including the news.
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He only sees people
by appointment, and today,
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like yesterday
and the day before,
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you don't have one.
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Look, my darling,
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I have some new headshots.
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Why don't you leave me
the picture
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and a contact number,
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and I'll be sure he calls you
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as soon as he sees them.
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No.
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I'll wait.
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What is this, huh?
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Where is Mr. Gable?
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I did not see him pass through.
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And I would know him
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from his picture in the trades.
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He went out the back
to avoid you.
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And you let me sit here,
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like a fool, all day?
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What kind of a place is this?
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Hollywood.
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If you ask me,
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change your act.
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Marlene did it better.
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No!
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No!
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No!
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Let go of me!
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Leave her be.
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I need to see him!
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Leave her be!
No!
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What is going on?
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This crazy German broad
has been coming in
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all week to see Mr. Gable
without an appointment.
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She finally lost it.
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What is your name?
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My name is Elsa Mars.
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I'm Michael Beck.
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Previously Michael Beckenbauer.
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Hollywood's funny
about German surnames.
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- They're afraid you are Nazi.
- Worse.
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Communist.
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Mr. Michael Beck...
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yours is the first...
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kind face I've seen in months.
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What do you do here?
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Junior Vice President
of Casting.
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Showtime.
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We need to talk
about our last week's pay.
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Oh...
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Oh, please, Dandy...
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Oh, please, no...
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No, no, no...
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Come with me.
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Elsa?
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Elsa!
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Hello?
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Anybody home?
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Hey!
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No!
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Oh, God...
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Do you, Bette Tattler,
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take Dandy Mott to be your
lawful wedded husband?
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My faithful partner in life...
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and my one, true love.
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In sickness and in health,
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in joy and sorrow,
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through the good times
and the bad,
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till death do us part.
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Uh, you may kiss the bride.
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Mrs. Mott.
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Who could ever have imagined it?
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Are you happy for
your sister, Dot?
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Of course.
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I'd hate for you to feel
like a third wheel.
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Especially on our wedding night.
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Bette and I
have talked about this.
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We both agree you should
have your privacy.
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It's an old trick, I've been
doing it since we were little.
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I just leave my body.
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Well, I'd like to think
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you'd want to join us,
from time to time...
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You know, our revels.
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Do bare in mind, Dot, I can...
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get very nasty
if my manhood is compromised.
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A stallion demands a certain
respect from all his mares.
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First things first.
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We have prepared
a gorgeous wedding feast
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of all of your favorites.
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The housekeeper we hired,
she's a French-trained cook.
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I do believe I am the
luckiest man alive right now.
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And I, the luckiest woman.
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To my new...
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wonderful husband.
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To our wonderful new husband.
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Cheers.
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We are going to have
the most splendid life, girls.
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You'll see.
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And on our honeymoon safari,
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I'll hunt the biggest cats
and skin them up for rugs.
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Maybe our children will
romp around on them someday.
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How many children are you
proposing, Mr. Mott?
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A whole lot of 'em.
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I've always found babies
to be so boring,
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but freak babies... oh...
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Do you think we might even make
a three-headed girl?
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We can certainly try.
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Every day, up in the playroom,
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we'll put on
our very own freak show!
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: Are you feeling
all right, Dandy?
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The excitement seems to have
gone straight to my head.
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Well, don't get too excited.
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We're just getting started.
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Maid, you're
very poorly trained.
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You're not allowed to sit
at the table with us.
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I ain't no maid.
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00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:06,674
Mm, ring any bells?
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I know we all look alike to you.
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00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,678
What's going on?
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Wedding night's been cancelled.
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You've been had.
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00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:14,732
Did you honestly think,
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for one second,
that we'd lay with you,
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in your bed, after you massacred
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our entire family?
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But I was going to...
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give you everything I have!
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We don't want your blood money.
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Bette...
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you said you loved me.
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And promised til death do us apart.
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Your death can't come soon enough.
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00:22:34,203 --> 00:22:35,536
But...
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00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,004
but I believed you.
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00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,574
My sister is truly
a great actress.
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Bette Davis couldn't have given
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a more convincing performance.
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You put something in my bubbly.
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That's mine!
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00:23:01,698 --> 00:23:03,749
Sit down, Dandy.
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Sit down!
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I think it's
time for the next course.
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Butler!
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00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:20,247
You...
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00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:22,550
how did you get in my house?
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I had some help.
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00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:29,724
Oh, Dandy, how wonderful.
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Thank you.
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Of course.
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Um...
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extra caviar.
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That's Bette's.
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00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:42,436
Dandy...
Hmm?
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where are our beverages?
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Drat, the lemonade.
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Be right back with it.
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00:23:52,749 --> 00:23:54,430
What is this?
259
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:03,290
You're finally gonna be
a part of the show.
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The goddamn star attraction.
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00:24:10,192 --> 00:24:12,649
Night-night, Dandy.
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Let me out of here!
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Immediately!
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00:24:46,824 --> 00:24:48,658
I do not like confined spaces!
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00:24:48,743 --> 00:24:50,409
Don't you know
where you are, baby?
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00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:51,827
This is Hardeen
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Houdini's famous escape tank.
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00:25:02,173 --> 00:25:06,052
Can't we just cut his balls off?
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00:25:06,301 --> 00:25:08,484
We're carny folk. Showmen.
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00:25:08,933 --> 00:25:10,455
It's gotta be theatrical.
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It's what Ma would've wanted.
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Once you're in...
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the only way out is to escape.
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You wanted to be
the star of the show--
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here's your chance, big shot.
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I'm not an escape artist.
277
00:25:23,645 --> 00:25:25,645
I'm a song-and-dance man!
278
00:25:25,730 --> 00:25:26,562
You're a murderer!
279
00:25:27,613 --> 00:25:28,578
You killed our family--
280
00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:29,654
shot 'em dead in the dirt.
281
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:31,072
Those were good people!
282
00:25:31,192 --> 00:25:32,594
I'm good people, too!
283
00:25:32,856 --> 00:25:34,491
I was just doing what God
284
00:25:34,611 --> 00:25:35,923
put me on this earth to do.
285
00:25:35,988 --> 00:25:38,822
You ca... you...
you can't punish a man
286
00:25:38,858 --> 00:25:41,009
for fulfilling his purpose!
287
00:25:43,362 --> 00:25:45,334
Please... please...
288
00:25:45,571 --> 00:25:47,531
my darlings...
289
00:25:47,616 --> 00:25:50,417
I forgive you for all of this.
290
00:25:50,503 --> 00:25:54,037
Marriage is hard,
but I love you.
291
00:25:54,123 --> 00:25:57,040
Please just let me out of here,
292
00:25:57,092 --> 00:25:59,877
and let's go home.
293
00:25:59,929 --> 00:26:01,094
Please.
294
00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:03,514
I want to go home.
295
00:26:03,549 --> 00:26:05,048
Well, you're
about to go home.
296
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:08,044
Right down to hell.
297
00:26:08,164 --> 00:26:12,322
Bette, you of all people
know my heart.
298
00:26:20,783 --> 00:26:22,699
I hate you.
299
00:26:23,903 --> 00:26:25,554
I hate you!
300
00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:29,873
For taking my friends from me!
301
00:26:29,909 --> 00:26:34,044
I felt so blessed
to finally have friends.
302
00:26:34,079 --> 00:26:36,580
And you took them all.
303
00:26:36,632 --> 00:26:40,334
A lot of freaks
died on these cursed grounds.
304
00:26:40,419 --> 00:26:42,669
Some by your hand and some not.
305
00:26:42,755 --> 00:26:44,638
A man came through here
306
00:26:44,723 --> 00:26:48,008
and started putting our kind
in glass jars.
307
00:26:48,093 --> 00:26:50,928
Filled up a museum
with our kind.
308
00:26:51,013 --> 00:26:53,764
Saw it with my own eyes!
309
00:26:53,816 --> 00:26:56,316
That's where you think
freaks belong--
310
00:26:56,402 --> 00:27:01,104
powerless, behind glass,
a human car crash
311
00:27:01,156 --> 00:27:05,333
to stare at and remind
you how lucky you are.
312
00:27:06,638 --> 00:27:08,439
Well, maybe that's true.
313
00:27:08,559 --> 00:27:12,499
Maybe that's all we are, but let
me tell you this, pretty boy.
314
00:27:12,585 --> 00:27:17,254
You may look like a
motion picture dreamboat,
315
00:27:17,289 --> 00:27:20,993
but you are the biggest freak
of them all.
316
00:27:34,273 --> 00:27:36,940
Please! I'll give you money.
317
00:27:36,976 --> 00:27:39,476
I have so much money.
318
00:27:39,562 --> 00:27:41,612
Assholes like you think
you can get away with anything.
319
00:27:41,647 --> 00:27:42,696
But I can't die!
320
00:27:42,781 --> 00:27:45,616
You see, I'm immortal!
321
00:27:45,651 --> 00:27:48,402
You are going to die!
322
00:27:48,487 --> 00:27:50,571
We sentence you and your
whole rotten world to death.
323
00:27:50,656 --> 00:27:51,705
Look at us.
324
00:27:51,790 --> 00:27:53,014
We will always win,
325
00:27:53,134 --> 00:27:54,723
because we'll always defend
each other to the death.
326
00:27:54,843 --> 00:27:58,029
You want to know why? Because
we have no one else to turn to.
327
00:27:58,813 --> 00:28:01,248
The freaks shall inherit
the earth.
328
00:28:32,197 --> 00:28:34,031
Please!
329
00:28:35,918 --> 00:28:38,085
Please!
330
00:28:45,294 --> 00:28:46,710
I hate you!
331
00:28:46,795 --> 00:28:49,930
I hate you! I hate you!
I hate you! I hate you!
332
00:29:24,266 --> 00:29:25,882
Heck of a show.
333
00:29:28,087 --> 00:29:30,003
That boy
334
00:29:30,089 --> 00:29:32,923
is a star.
335
00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:45,131
Every little girl
dreams of becoming
336
00:29:45,216 --> 00:29:46,916
a Hollywood star,
and now thanks to
337
00:29:47,002 --> 00:29:49,252
the Hollywood Chamber of
Commerce, the ones that make it
338
00:29:49,304 --> 00:29:50,837
to the top will have
their names etched
339
00:29:50,922 --> 00:29:53,006
into the very streets
of this magical town.
340
00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:55,091
Welcome to the newly created
Hollywood Walk of Fame
341
00:29:55,093 --> 00:29:57,260
in Los Angeles, California.
342
00:29:57,312 --> 00:29:59,312
Today, we're honoring
the Queen of Friday Night,
343
00:29:59,397 --> 00:30:02,183
Miss Elsa Mars--
winner of three Emmy awards
344
00:30:02,303 --> 00:30:05,318
for her groundbreaking variety
show The Elsa Mars Hour,
345
00:30:05,403 --> 00:30:07,603
a program which has
bravely expanded the notion
346
00:30:07,655 --> 00:30:09,605
of what television can be.
347
00:30:09,674 --> 00:30:11,607
And we mustn't forget
she's a recording star
348
00:30:11,659 --> 00:30:14,510
with three gold albums
honoring her German heritage:
349
00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:17,947
Ich Bin Elsa Mars,
Du Bist Mein Baby,
350
00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:21,751
and her holiday favorite,
Merry Christmas, Knuddelmaus.
351
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,669
Of course, no woman's life
would be complete
352
00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:25,371
without a wonderful man
by her side:
353
00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:27,040
her husband and longtime
manager Michael Beck,
354
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:28,791
whom she married
in a private ceremony
355
00:30:28,877 --> 00:30:31,294
at her palatial home
in Beverly Hills.
356
00:30:31,379 --> 00:30:33,296
There are Elsa's
beloved spaniels,
357
00:30:33,381 --> 00:30:36,382
Showbiz and Box Office--
a gift from Michael.
358
00:30:36,468 --> 00:30:39,685
With all her many honors,
Elsa Mars can now add a star,
359
00:30:39,771 --> 00:30:41,971
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
360
00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:48,194
I adore being the star
of The Elsa Mars Hour.
361
00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:51,314
I mean, who wouldn't love
having their own TV show,
362
00:30:51,366 --> 00:30:53,900
surrounded by such talent?
363
00:30:53,985 --> 00:30:58,538
Especially my own
real-life cowboy
364
00:30:58,623 --> 00:31:01,374
and personal manager,
365
00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:04,126
Michael "Mr. Hollywood" Beck.
366
00:31:05,136 --> 00:31:07,032
But being a television star
367
00:31:07,152 --> 00:31:08,891
is a lot of hard work.
368
00:31:09,011 --> 00:31:10,624
So is wrangling that star!
369
00:31:11,169 --> 00:31:16,672
And that's why we drink
Campfire Gold instant coffee.
370
00:31:16,758 --> 00:31:19,225
Mmm.
371
00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:21,594
Because...
372
00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:24,847
herding cattle
isn't the only hard work...
373
00:31:27,185 --> 00:31:28,351
Cut!
374
00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:33,189
This is shite! This is shite!
375
00:31:33,274 --> 00:31:34,690
Pure shite!
376
00:31:34,742 --> 00:31:36,315
Where are the
writers? Huh?
377
00:31:36,435 --> 00:31:38,185
The writers! Are you hiding?
378
00:31:38,220 --> 00:31:40,020
I shouldn't blame you...
379
00:31:40,055 --> 00:31:41,388
Darling,
it's a coffee commercial.
380
00:31:41,474 --> 00:31:42,744
Just say the damn words
and move on?
381
00:31:42,864 --> 00:31:44,892
First of all, this coffee tastes
382
00:31:44,977 --> 00:31:45,809
like piss.
383
00:31:45,929 --> 00:31:47,543
But why would you paint me
384
00:31:47,663 --> 00:31:50,230
as some dumb, headstrong animal
385
00:31:50,282 --> 00:31:51,949
that my husband has to wrangle?
386
00:31:52,034 --> 00:31:54,568
Huh?
I mean, where is the charm?
387
00:31:54,620 --> 00:31:56,737
Now, go work on it for a while!
388
00:31:56,822 --> 00:31:58,705
I'll be in my dressing room.
389
00:32:01,544 --> 00:32:04,495
Scheiße!
390
00:32:04,580 --> 00:32:06,747
Knock knock, darling.
391
00:32:06,832 --> 00:32:08,582
There's someone to see you.
392
00:32:08,667 --> 00:32:13,170
Naughty you, demeaning your
wife in front of the world.
393
00:32:13,255 --> 00:32:14,755
Was that amusing for you?
394
00:32:14,807 --> 00:32:16,128
We're working hard
to try and find
395
00:32:16,199 --> 00:32:17,397
something that'll please you.
396
00:32:17,463 --> 00:32:19,580
In the meantime,
remember Judy Manners?
397
00:32:19,665 --> 00:32:21,248
VP of publicity for the network?
398
00:32:21,704 --> 00:32:24,288
She wants to discuss promotion
for the Halloween show.
399
00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:26,090
You're joking, aren't you?
400
00:32:26,125 --> 00:32:28,626
We'd like to do a spread
for Parade Magazine--
401
00:32:28,678 --> 00:32:30,294
you two at home,
402
00:32:30,380 --> 00:32:32,296
carving pumpkins,
403
00:32:32,348 --> 00:32:34,632
maybe baking some
Pfeffernüsse cookies
404
00:32:34,684 --> 00:32:37,718
for the trick-or-treaters.
405
00:32:39,443 --> 00:32:42,440
What my pussy of a husband
406
00:32:42,475 --> 00:32:45,359
has neglected to tell you
407
00:32:45,445 --> 00:32:47,812
is there will be
no Halloween show.
408
00:32:47,897 --> 00:32:49,366
I never perform
409
00:32:49,486 --> 00:32:50,913
on Halloween.
You're contractually
410
00:32:51,033 --> 00:32:53,484
- obligated to do three specials a year.
- I said
411
00:32:53,536 --> 00:32:56,485
I will not perform on Halloween.
412
00:32:56,709 --> 00:32:58,789
Darling, they've booked
Andy Williams.
413
00:32:58,825 --> 00:33:00,374
Imagine you two singing
414
00:33:00,460 --> 00:33:03,494
"Autumn Leaves"
in matching pumpkin suits--
415
00:33:03,546 --> 00:33:05,379
America will lap it up.
416
00:33:07,216 --> 00:33:10,968
You know, when I first met him,
417
00:33:11,004 --> 00:33:14,505
he was some
junior so-and-so,
418
00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:16,924
hanging out in the
lobby of the studio.
419
00:33:18,036 --> 00:33:20,061
I made him my manager.
420
00:33:20,146 --> 00:33:22,774
And then...
421
00:33:22,894 --> 00:33:26,142
I made the colossal mistake
of marrying him.
422
00:33:26,262 --> 00:33:28,088
And now he thinks he knows better than I
423
00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:30,771
what my audience wants.
424
00:33:35,328 --> 00:33:36,694
I live to serve.
425
00:33:36,779 --> 00:33:40,698
There will be no Halloween show.
426
00:33:40,750 --> 00:33:42,265
You got that, chickies?
427
00:33:42,385 --> 00:33:44,368
Where are you going?
428
00:33:48,107 --> 00:33:51,375
I have a luncheon engagement...
429
00:33:51,461 --> 00:33:53,294
at home.
430
00:34:13,900 --> 00:34:17,368
Tell me-- what have you
been doing since Florida?
431
00:34:17,488 --> 00:34:21,572
I'm sorry that I had to run
off the way I did, but...
432
00:34:21,658 --> 00:34:23,324
you know my motto:
433
00:34:23,409 --> 00:34:25,910
always leave them wanting more.
434
00:34:25,962 --> 00:34:28,362
I left when you left.
435
00:34:28,482 --> 00:34:30,247
Please, let's sit.
436
00:34:30,299 --> 00:34:33,217
I went to, uh, Nevada.
Nevada?
437
00:34:33,252 --> 00:34:35,720
Ah.
Thank you.
438
00:34:35,755 --> 00:34:37,805
Uh, the army, uh,
439
00:34:37,890 --> 00:34:41,258
they wanted carpenters,
uh, that they could, uh,
440
00:34:41,344 --> 00:34:43,427
use to build villages, uh,
441
00:34:43,513 --> 00:34:45,596
to blow up
with their atomic bombs.
442
00:34:45,682 --> 00:34:49,316
It took us ages
to build these towns
443
00:34:49,402 --> 00:34:51,986
and then-- boom!
Gone. In a flash.
444
00:34:52,071 --> 00:34:53,938
Ridicolo!
445
00:34:53,990 --> 00:34:56,574
Yes, I know what that's like.
446
00:34:57,926 --> 00:35:00,494
Elsa.
Hmm?
447
00:35:00,580 --> 00:35:03,197
I have seen your star ascend.
448
00:35:08,037 --> 00:35:09,620
If I would have told you,
449
00:35:09,706 --> 00:35:11,422
as you lay
in my workshop in Berlin...
450
00:35:13,292 --> 00:35:14,625
...that all this
was soon to come,
451
00:35:14,677 --> 00:35:15,960
you would have said
452
00:35:16,028 --> 00:35:18,129
that I was mad.
Now look at you.
453
00:35:18,214 --> 00:35:20,715
You have everything
you ever wanted. Huh?
454
00:35:22,605 --> 00:35:25,052
I'm bored.
455
00:35:25,138 --> 00:35:27,021
And I am alone.
456
00:35:28,898 --> 00:35:31,343
All my friends are
on the payroll.
457
00:35:32,812 --> 00:35:34,779
They say yes to anything I ask
458
00:35:34,814 --> 00:35:36,447
because they know if they don't,
459
00:35:36,482 --> 00:35:39,051
they will be cast out
of the paradise known as
460
00:35:39,171 --> 00:35:41,664
"The Elsa Mars Hour".
461
00:35:47,284 --> 00:35:50,077
My husband cheats on me.
462
00:35:50,163 --> 00:35:52,213
I cheat on him.
463
00:35:55,468 --> 00:35:56,884
No, Massimo,
464
00:35:56,969 --> 00:35:58,252
I have always, always,
465
00:35:58,337 --> 00:36:00,838
always been cursed.
466
00:36:00,890 --> 00:36:03,002
First by...
467
00:36:03,122 --> 00:36:06,093
having my dreams ripped away.
468
00:36:06,179 --> 00:36:08,729
And now I am cursed by
having them all come true.
469
00:36:08,815 --> 00:36:11,682
Oh, you are tired,
uh, exhausted.
470
00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:13,234
That is all.
471
00:36:13,319 --> 00:36:15,152
Eight years ago...
472
00:36:17,691 --> 00:36:20,136
...my best friend
473
00:36:20,256 --> 00:36:22,860
made me a birthday cake.
474
00:36:22,945 --> 00:36:25,663
That night,
475
00:36:25,698 --> 00:36:27,430
when she and I sat over
476
00:36:27,550 --> 00:36:30,701
my candle, my birthday wish
477
00:36:30,753 --> 00:36:34,421
was plain and simple.
478
00:36:34,507 --> 00:36:37,007
I just wanted to be loved.
479
00:36:39,512 --> 00:36:41,239
Little did I know that
480
00:36:41,359 --> 00:36:43,322
every step that I
would take since then
481
00:36:43,395 --> 00:36:45,846
would be one step
further away from
482
00:36:45,931 --> 00:36:48,348
making that wish...
483
00:36:48,434 --> 00:36:50,267
come true.
484
00:36:51,196 --> 00:36:52,706
_
485
00:36:52,988 --> 00:36:54,488
Let's run away together.
486
00:36:54,523 --> 00:36:55,856
Yes.
Like we talked about in the old days.
487
00:36:55,941 --> 00:36:57,240
Do you remember?
488
00:36:57,326 --> 00:36:59,693
We could find an
apartment in Rome
489
00:36:59,778 --> 00:37:01,611
on the Appian Way.
490
00:37:01,697 --> 00:37:03,663
Refresh my Italian, no?
491
00:37:03,699 --> 00:37:07,033
Get good and fat,
grow old together.
492
00:37:09,338 --> 00:37:11,254
Please.
493
00:37:11,340 --> 00:37:13,173
I just...
494
00:37:15,177 --> 00:37:17,210
I need to be with
someone I love.
495
00:37:17,296 --> 00:37:21,131
Um, Elsa, now I am cursed...
496
00:37:21,216 --> 00:37:22,632
with a dream
that comes too late.
497
00:37:22,718 --> 00:37:24,801
I came to...
498
00:37:24,887 --> 00:37:27,888
to say good-bye.
499
00:37:27,973 --> 00:37:29,389
I, uh...
500
00:37:29,475 --> 00:37:32,225
I have
501
00:37:32,277 --> 00:37:34,227
a disease in my lungs, uh,
502
00:37:34,279 --> 00:37:36,313
that has gone into my bones.
503
00:37:36,398 --> 00:37:39,232
Uh, they say
that I only have a month.
504
00:37:40,903 --> 00:37:43,987
And then I will be gone.
505
00:37:51,046 --> 00:37:53,732
And now there will be
no one left, huh?
506
00:38:05,427 --> 00:38:07,260
Elsa?
507
00:38:08,981 --> 00:38:11,932
Leave me alone,
Michael, I'm drinking.
508
00:38:11,984 --> 00:38:13,850
Hello, Elsa.
509
00:38:22,361 --> 00:38:25,996
You should have called, huh?
510
00:38:26,081 --> 00:38:29,218
I did not know you were bringing
Mr. Gable home with you.
511
00:38:29,338 --> 00:38:30,617
I do hope
512
00:38:30,669 --> 00:38:32,118
the head of the network
513
00:38:32,170 --> 00:38:35,255
didn't come all the way out here
514
00:38:35,290 --> 00:38:39,125
to talk to me about
the Halloween show, because...
515
00:38:39,177 --> 00:38:41,011
I've made up my mind
516
00:38:41,096 --> 00:38:43,547
and I am not going to do it.
517
00:38:43,632 --> 00:38:45,348
This isn't about
Halloween, Elsa.
518
00:38:45,434 --> 00:38:46,683
No?
519
00:38:50,973 --> 00:38:52,606
This sounds serious.
520
00:38:54,392 --> 00:38:56,860
Can I get you
a drink, Mr. Gable?
521
00:38:56,945 --> 00:38:58,461
Could definitely use one.
522
00:39:03,735 --> 00:39:07,571
Now, why don't you tell me
what this is all about?
523
00:39:09,825 --> 00:39:12,325
It seems Hedda Hopper
got her hands
524
00:39:12,411 --> 00:39:15,912
on some eight millimeter films
you shot back in Germany.
525
00:39:15,998 --> 00:39:17,998
The content--
526
00:39:18,066 --> 00:39:19,332
how can I put this?--
527
00:39:19,384 --> 00:39:21,540
is quite graphic in nature.
528
00:39:24,423 --> 00:39:27,340
I don't know.
529
00:39:27,426 --> 00:39:29,976
Fakes, forgeries?
530
00:39:30,012 --> 00:39:31,811
It's not me.
531
00:39:31,847 --> 00:39:33,713
It looked a lot like you, Elsa.
532
00:39:33,782 --> 00:39:35,269
- You've seen them?
- Just now.
533
00:39:35,389 --> 00:39:38,101
Mr. Chandler over at the Times
is a close personal friend.
534
00:39:38,186 --> 00:39:40,743
He gave us a private screening.
535
00:39:41,067 --> 00:39:43,490
No one's gonna believe
it's not you.
536
00:39:43,525 --> 00:39:46,226
You told me you lost
your legs in a rail accident.
537
00:39:46,295 --> 00:39:48,244
You lied to me?
538
00:39:48,330 --> 00:39:50,246
That's what we do.
539
00:39:50,332 --> 00:39:52,532
We lie to each other.
540
00:39:52,584 --> 00:39:54,701
This whole marriage
541
00:39:54,786 --> 00:39:57,837
is one stinking, stupid,
542
00:39:57,873 --> 00:39:59,205
ugly lie!
543
00:39:59,291 --> 00:40:01,841
I'll pack my things.
544
00:40:05,047 --> 00:40:06,513
Mr. Gable,
545
00:40:06,548 --> 00:40:07,931
we can fix this, right?
546
00:40:08,016 --> 00:40:09,382
I mean...
547
00:40:09,468 --> 00:40:11,587
I mean, everybody
has a price, right?
548
00:40:11,707 --> 00:40:14,569
We tried to reason with Miss Hopper.
She won't have it.
549
00:40:14,689 --> 00:40:16,527
She's publishing her article next week.
550
00:40:17,559 --> 00:40:18,942
But that will ruin me.
551
00:40:26,234 --> 00:40:29,235
I'll become...
552
00:40:29,321 --> 00:40:32,789
just some...
553
00:40:32,874 --> 00:40:35,408
bizarre footnote
in Hollywood history.
554
00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:38,629
- There's one more thing.
- What?
555
00:40:38,749 --> 00:40:42,132
Hopper hired some amateur
sleuth to retrace your steps.
556
00:40:42,217 --> 00:40:45,719
Which led back to
Jupiter, Florida.
557
00:40:45,754 --> 00:40:47,921
Apparently, you ran
a freak show.
558
00:40:48,006 --> 00:40:49,756
Yes.
559
00:40:49,808 --> 00:40:51,141
For a short time.
560
00:40:51,226 --> 00:40:52,759
It was an act of charity.
561
00:40:52,844 --> 00:40:54,761
I just, uh...
562
00:40:54,813 --> 00:40:56,203
I felt sorry for them.
563
00:40:56,323 --> 00:40:58,598
Sorry?
564
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,134
They're all dead.
565
00:41:06,825 --> 00:41:08,658
What?
566
00:41:10,829 --> 00:41:12,746
All of them?
567
00:41:12,781 --> 00:41:15,782
There was some kind of massacre.
568
00:41:15,834 --> 00:41:17,917
Bodies found in a mass grave.
569
00:41:17,953 --> 00:41:21,421
I don't know if you read the
fine print in your contract,
570
00:41:21,456 --> 00:41:23,404
but there's a morals clause.
571
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,315
Obviously, we'll pay
out your contract.
572
00:41:30,849 --> 00:41:32,098
I've changed my mind.
573
00:41:34,219 --> 00:41:36,102
About what?
574
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,475
I will perform on Halloween.
575
00:41:45,363 --> 00:41:47,280
Why not?
576
00:41:48,817 --> 00:41:50,867
Might as well go out
with a bang.
577
00:42:00,618 --> 00:42:02,118
Places, everyone.
578
00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:07,258
Elsa Mars'
Halloween Spooktacular.
579
00:42:11,298 --> 00:42:14,132
And we are on in five, four,
580
00:42:14,217 --> 00:42:16,184
three, two...
581
00:42:42,629 --> 00:42:45,830
♪ I... ♪
582
00:42:45,916 --> 00:42:48,082
♪ I wish you could swim ♪
583
00:42:50,921 --> 00:42:54,255
♪ Like the dolphins ♪
584
00:42:54,341 --> 00:42:56,724
♪ Like dolphins can swim ♪
585
00:42:59,896 --> 00:43:01,930
♪ Though nothing ♪
586
00:43:02,015 --> 00:43:04,682
♪ Nothing will keep us
together ♪
587
00:43:07,854 --> 00:43:11,406
♪ We can beat them ♪
588
00:43:11,491 --> 00:43:15,827
♪ Forever and ever ♪
589
00:43:15,862 --> 00:43:20,031
♪ Oh, we can be heroes ♪
590
00:43:20,116 --> 00:43:22,200
♪ Just for one day ♪
591
00:43:22,285 --> 00:43:25,253
Boys, hold on
to your daddy's hand.
592
00:43:25,338 --> 00:43:26,537
Hey, hey, come back here.
593
00:43:26,623 --> 00:43:28,256
Give me your hand.
594
00:43:28,341 --> 00:43:29,707
All right, give me your hand.
595
00:43:37,717 --> 00:43:39,434
What are you looking at, wife?
596
00:43:39,519 --> 00:43:41,219
TV we got at home is just fine.
597
00:43:43,556 --> 00:43:47,548
Everything we got at home
is just fine.
598
00:43:49,479 --> 00:43:50,695
You got to give it to her,
599
00:43:50,730 --> 00:43:52,968
the old broad's got guts.
600
00:44:02,575 --> 00:44:06,911
♪ Will drive them away ♪
601
00:44:06,997 --> 00:44:09,380
♪ We can be heroes ♪
602
00:44:09,416 --> 00:44:11,332
We've got it.
603
00:44:11,418 --> 00:44:15,920
♪ Just for a day ♪
604
00:44:15,972 --> 00:44:17,088
How are my girls feeling?
605
00:44:17,140 --> 00:44:19,090
Just fine.
606
00:44:19,142 --> 00:44:20,975
All of us.
607
00:44:25,015 --> 00:44:28,182
♪ I... ♪
608
00:44:28,268 --> 00:44:32,320
♪ I can remember ♪
609
00:44:32,405 --> 00:44:34,856
♪ Standing ♪
610
00:44:34,941 --> 00:44:38,208
I feel like I've seen
this act before.
611
00:44:41,448 --> 00:44:45,366
♪ And the guns ♪
612
00:44:45,452 --> 00:44:49,420
♪ Shot above our head ♪
613
00:44:49,456 --> 00:44:52,790
♪ And we kissed ♪
614
00:44:52,842 --> 00:44:56,928
♪ As though nothing could fall ♪
615
00:44:58,214 --> 00:45:02,550
♪ And the shame ♪
616
00:45:02,635 --> 00:45:06,554
♪ Was on the other side ♪
617
00:45:06,639 --> 00:45:10,525
♪ Oh, we can beat them ♪
618
00:45:10,610 --> 00:45:13,444
♪ Forever and ever ♪
619
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,114
♪ And we could be heroes ♪
620
00:45:16,149 --> 00:45:18,449
No, no, no,
the mist doesn't come up
621
00:45:18,485 --> 00:45:19,784
until the goblin sketch.
622
00:45:19,819 --> 00:45:21,702
What the hell?
623
00:45:31,915 --> 00:45:33,748
Why did she stop singing?
624
00:45:37,921 --> 00:45:39,670
Ever since I heard your story,
625
00:45:39,756 --> 00:45:41,172
I have not forgotten
626
00:45:41,257 --> 00:45:43,674
the black soul that was once
within my grasp.
627
00:45:45,428 --> 00:45:46,844
Take me now.
628
00:45:49,349 --> 00:45:51,182
This is a suicide.
629
00:45:51,267 --> 00:45:54,485
How deep your pain
must be, my lovely.
630
00:45:54,521 --> 00:45:57,855
I am the biggest freak of all.
631
00:45:59,359 --> 00:46:02,026
Elsa, what are you doing?
632
00:46:09,335 --> 00:46:11,035
The day of reckoning is here.
633
00:46:11,155 --> 00:46:14,853
It hurts, but only for a moment.
634
00:46:28,938 --> 00:46:32,270
Your place is not with us.
635
00:47:09,312 --> 00:47:10,945
Welcome, Miss Elsa.
636
00:47:10,997 --> 00:47:12,746
I missed you.
637
00:47:12,782 --> 00:47:14,782
Oh!
638
00:47:14,834 --> 00:47:16,867
Ma Petite.
639
00:47:16,953 --> 00:47:19,370
My special one.
640
00:47:19,455 --> 00:47:22,172
Can it really, really be you?
641
00:47:22,258 --> 00:47:24,758
It really is me.
642
00:47:24,794 --> 00:47:27,044
It is.
643
00:47:28,879 --> 00:47:30,431
Hey, Elsa.
644
00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,934
You look wonderful
tonight, Elsa.
645
00:47:33,970 --> 00:47:36,053
It's good to have you back.
We got married.
646
00:47:45,648 --> 00:47:48,315
I'll take it from here.
647
00:47:49,869 --> 00:47:52,464
You go get your face on.
648
00:47:52,584 --> 00:47:54,081
Okay, Miss Ethel.
649
00:48:08,754 --> 00:48:11,138
I don't understand.
650
00:48:11,173 --> 00:48:14,141
Where is this place?
651
00:48:16,512 --> 00:48:18,929
Ethel?
652
00:48:19,015 --> 00:48:22,516
The sins of the living don't
add up to much around here.
653
00:48:22,602 --> 00:48:25,519
In life, we play the parts
we're cast in.
654
00:48:25,605 --> 00:48:28,035
But don't I have to pay?
655
00:48:28,833 --> 00:48:32,276
I mean, don't I have to pay for my sins?
656
00:48:32,995 --> 00:48:36,697
For all the mistakes I've made?
657
00:48:36,749 --> 00:48:40,200
Can you imagine
the police showing up
658
00:48:40,252 --> 00:48:42,620
at the Old Globe
659
00:48:42,705 --> 00:48:44,955
and arresting the guy
playing Othello
660
00:48:45,041 --> 00:48:47,041
for murdering Desdemona?
661
00:48:47,093 --> 00:48:49,209
Besides, it's like
you always said,
662
00:48:49,261 --> 00:48:50,211
sweetheart.
663
00:48:50,331 --> 00:48:52,513
Stars never pay.
664
00:48:59,355 --> 00:49:01,855
It ain't so bad
around here, you know?
665
00:49:01,891 --> 00:49:03,691
Full house every night.
666
00:49:03,726 --> 00:49:05,559
Family together.
667
00:49:05,645 --> 00:49:08,228
The only downside has been,
668
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,614
you know, we've been missing
our headliner.
669
00:49:10,700 --> 00:49:14,156
Am I to perform? Now?
670
00:49:14,276 --> 00:49:15,967
Well, what the hell else
are you supposed to do?
671
00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:18,906
You're a terrible friend,
you're a pain-in-the-ass boss,
672
00:49:18,958 --> 00:49:20,491
you can't cook for shit.
673
00:49:23,629 --> 00:49:25,245
All ready.
674
00:49:48,253 --> 00:49:50,904
Ladies and gentlemen.
675
00:49:50,940 --> 00:49:52,990
Children of all ages.
676
00:49:53,075 --> 00:49:55,609
You have all looked up
at the night sky
677
00:49:55,695 --> 00:49:59,023
and seen the sparkle
of millions of dead stars.
678
00:49:59,378 --> 00:50:01,712
They flickered out
centuries ago,
679
00:50:01,797 --> 00:50:04,665
and only now does
their light reach our eyes.
680
00:50:04,750 --> 00:50:07,501
But have you ever wondered
681
00:50:07,553 --> 00:50:09,670
when they were alive
and burning,
682
00:50:09,722 --> 00:50:12,389
which one shined the brightest?
683
00:50:12,475 --> 00:50:17,428
Well, tonight,
right here on this stage,
684
00:50:17,513 --> 00:50:20,431
I'm gonna give you
an answer to that question.
685
00:50:20,516 --> 00:50:23,817
Tonight, you will see
686
00:50:23,853 --> 00:50:28,021
the brightest and the best
687
00:50:28,073 --> 00:50:31,859
that ever was and ever will be.
688
00:50:31,911 --> 00:50:36,280
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
689
00:50:36,365 --> 00:50:38,866
Miss Elsa Mars!
690
00:51:30,886 --> 00:51:41,263
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