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DENNIS: What do you mean,
you have a boyfriend?
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DEE: I mean, I have a boyfriend.
Is it that hard to believe?
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I got a boyfriend.
His name's Ryan.
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FRANK: How the hell did
you get a boyfriend?
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I met him on Bunchers.
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Right, right, so you
went on a group date
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with a bunch of ugly chicks to make
yourself look good, and you tricked a guy.
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Yes, of course,
that's exactly what I did,
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and it worked well, and-and
now we're going steady.
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- CHARLIE: That's a good trick.
- Bunchers-- sounds like the '70s.
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Bunch of people
would get together.
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The next thing you know, it was
all asses and hands and tits and...
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I could slip right in and out without
anybody noticing. It was great.
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I can definitely
brush up on my game.
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I don't know if you guys
noticed this, but, like,
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I'm kind of having a hard time
closing the deal with the waitress.
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- Is he...?
- Yeah, we've noticed.
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So, maybe I can go on, like,
some group dates with you,
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and you can show me some skills,
and I can figure out the final move
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that I need to, you know...
Oh, and let's do 'em at Paddy's.
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We could make
a bunch of money.
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- It's a good idea.
- We can make a bunch of money.
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I'll tell you what.
As an erotic man,
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I have been keeping my eye on this
buncher situation, and I got to say--
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I'm into it.
So, I'll tell you what.
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I will take you two
under my wing,
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- and show you the DENNIS
system in action. - Oh.
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Sounds great, and myself-- I'm all
tied down, so I can't participate,
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but, uh, I think it'd be great
to jump in on this trend.
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All right, here's to orgies.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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♪ My darling, I...
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♪ Can't get enough
of your love, babe ♪
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♪ Girl, I don't know... ♪
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Man, I'm really nervous. I'm,
like, sweating through my pants.
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Yeah. Do you want
some cheese?
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Have you brought cheese?
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- Yeah, you need some?
- Yeah. Give me some.
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Okay. Right?
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- Ah...
- Focus up, guys. Come on.
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- The girls are gonna be here soon, geez.
- Right, right.
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- Why do you have a dog leash?
- Oh. Good question.
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Yeah. It's for the first
"D" in the DENNIS system.
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See, the girls will see
the leash, and I'll say,
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"I've got a rescue dog
outside," thereby,
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"D," demonstrating my value
as a compassionate man.
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Later, when we go outside, the
dog will be missing.
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I'll become hysterical
and suggest that, maybe,
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the dog ran back
to the apartment.
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Then we will go back to the apartment.
The dog won't be there, either,
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and the girl will console me.
With sex.
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- (laughing)
- Oh!
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- What happened to the dog?
- He let it go.
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It probably got obliterated
by a taxi or something.
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Ah, I bet that's what
happened.
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- Shit, poor thing.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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There never was a dog.
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- Oh, my God!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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- There was no dog?
- Wait, I am now totally lost here.
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It's a made-up scenario to...
Just follow my lead.
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- I thought we got a dog.
- Mac, Charlie and Dennis?
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- Yes! Hi.
- How are you?
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- Good evening! - Hi, baby...
- Oh... what the hell?
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All right.
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Oh, I am gonna make a
shitload of cash tonight.
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Which is good, because I just
dropped a whole bunch of money
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on a new promise
ring for my man.
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Oh, you're proposing?
Good. Smart.
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Corral him, because God knows
he'll never ask you.
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No, I'm not proposing, I'm promising
my fidelity in our new relationship.
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I deactivated my Bunchers account
and I changed my Facebook status
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- to "In a Relationship."
- Why would you do that?
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I told you, 'cause we're
going steady.
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- He's my main squeeze.
- You sound like a 12-year-old.
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It's a total turn-off.
My cock ring is sliding off.
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Why my father is talking to me with a cinch
around his penis is beyond my grasp.
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You gotta be ready for
when the orgy breaks out.
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(ring clatters on floor)
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Oh, shit. It fell off.
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- Ugh...
- Help me find it.
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♪
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♪ Hot and fresh out
the kitchen, ♪
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♪ mama rollin' that body... ♪
- What, this guy?
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Oh, well, he...
his name's Henry.
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- He's a dog.
- He's a dog.
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Y... uh, yeah.
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Uh, named him after my grandfather,
um, who I'm very, very close to.
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No, Henry's a great
little guy.
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I tell you, when I snuggle up next
to him on the couch, I'd swear that...
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- that he's the one who rescued me.
- Oh, that's so sweet.
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The waitress got bit
by a chow once,
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and I kicked the shit
out of the thing.
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- You kicked a dog?
- Yeah.
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Well, uh, you know,
for the waitress.
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- Who's the waitress?
- Nobody, nobody.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
No... Nobody?
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She's the woman I'm in
love with, you know?
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And I follow her
around a lot,
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and she doesn't really give
me the time of day, and...
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that's cool, though, 'cause I'm not
gonna give up on her, you know?
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You don't give up on
something that beautiful.
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- Right.
- She's not beautiful.
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And everybody's banged her.
Except for me.
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She was like, "I want to do
hand stuff with you,"
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- and I was like, "Ugh, you're gross."
- Keep this up, man.
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- Keep this up, see what happens.
- Yeah, what are you gonna do?
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- I will strike you down.
- (laughs): Okay.
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- I will strike you down!
- You're gonna strike me down?!
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- Hang on. See? That's a...
- (Charlie laughing) That's our thing.
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- They're doing a bit.
- Sorry, that was just a joke.
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Do you guys want to do
something a little fun?
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- Oh, yeah.
- I do, I do.
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- Let's mix up the seating arrangement.
- We'll mix up the seating arrangement.
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Yeah. Kim, I'm detecting a
little bit of a vibe from you,
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so why don't you come
sit where he's sitting.
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- I'll move!
- If you sit where she's sitting...
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- And I'll stay here.
- No, you're gonna...
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you're gonna switch
places with Becki.
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Right? Because while I don't particularly
find you conventionally attractive,
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I do find you oddly sexy.
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Excuse me?
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That was a compliment.
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- Um, sorry, that came out weird.
- Excuse me.
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- You guys work here, right?
- Yeah, uh...
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- Can I get a drink?
- Y... go ask one of the other ones.
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What other ones?
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The other ones, the bird
lady, the-the troll man.
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Ask them for a drink.
We're on a date.
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Are you touching my leg?
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- Ah, he is engaging you physically.
- Don't label it.
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Oh, you know what? You were
supposed to want that,
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because he was supposed to tell the dog
story to demonstrate his value,
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and I botched it. He has
a system for women.
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Well, don't talk about
the system.
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The system happens
without them knowing.
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- There-there is no system.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- And there is no dog.
- The system is not a thing.
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The dog is a thing.
Uh, guys, let's, um...
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let's talk about something
fun, that's fun for me.
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Well, don't move away from me.
What are you doing?
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You're moving closer to the men who
eat trash and bang transsexuals?
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Move close to me!
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♪ ♪
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Ryan? (gasps)
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Hi! How are you?
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Dee! Oh, hey, what's up?
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Are you surprising me at
work, you stinker?
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I love that!
You're so cute.
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- Guess what? I got you a
little surprise, too. - Yeah.
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I didn't know you worked here.
It's so strange.
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Um, yeah, I'm actually
on a Buncher.
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- Wait, what? - Yeah, they
should be here any minute.
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(clears throat)
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- It was good seeing you.
- Oh.
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- What do you got here?
What's in the box? - No, that...
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that's just a...
It's a cock ring.
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It's a cock ring, just
from all my lovers.
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Oh. It's kind
of small, huh?
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Well, it's my dad's.
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So...
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Huh. Weird.
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I'm breaking up with you.
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Right. Well, I didn't know
that we were together.
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Look, can I get a beer?
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(clears throat)
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♪ ♪
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We killed it, boys.
We killed it.
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- This was a great idea.
- Yeah, but the date sucked.
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No, I think the date went
pretty well for me.
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It did suck for
you guys, though.
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Yeah, I imagine those girls are
probably at their apartments right now,
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trying to figure out how
to get in touch with me.
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Unbelievable. Goddamn
son of a bitch.
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Buy you a promise ring, you're out
flitting around, dating other people.
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I shouldn't have given this
guy a five-star rating.
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He didn't deserve it and then
he used it against me!
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- What's this now? You're rating people?
- Yeah, it's that site. Raters.
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Girls can rate guys
they go on dates with.
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They rate them? Like...
what do you mean,
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- like a star rating or something?
- Yeah, it's a star rating.
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I'm gonna take that
guy's five-star rating,
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- I'm gonna give him a zero.
- Hey, wait a second.
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Hang on a second.
Are-are we rated on there?
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- Yep.
- Ah!
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- We are?
- What?
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Holy shit. Let me see.
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Oh! Wait.
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- One star? Out of five?
- Yep, yep.
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- No, no, no.
- Oh, shit!
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Me and Charlie
got two stars!
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Oh! Nice! We're better
than you, dude!
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No, that's bullshit. No, no, no,
the only reason I was rated one star
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is 'cause I was brought down
by you two morons, all right?
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I... I was a five-star
man before the Internet,
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and I'm damn sure
a five-star man now, okay?
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I just gotta drop the dead
weight so I can shine.
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- Goddamn it... Goddamn it.
- (laughing)
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He's out, I'm in, let's swing.
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(indistinct conversations)
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Ah, this poor jerk has no idea he's about
to get played like a goddamn guitar.
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- Only one guy?
- Yeah.
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I'm doing Sparkers now.
Isn't that what you're doing?
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I thought you got rid
of Mac and Charlie.
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Yeah, no, I did, but, uh, I still
wanted three girls, you know?
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- I-I like having the options.
- Yeah.
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I'll just make some shit up
about where the other guys are.
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- Can I get a drink, please?
- No, not now.
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- Ask-ask one of the other ones.
- Yeah.
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The dirty one
or the gay one.
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Frank, why do we
have to be in here?
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We should be out there, gettin'
our swings in, dude.
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Because we're not ready.
We need a game plan.
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We can't risk losing our
two-star rating.
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- That's a good point.
- Right.
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- Don't want to lose any stars.
- Okay.
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A good date is all about
conversation.
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If we could master
some pleasant banter
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and then punctuate it with
a joke, we'd be in good shape.
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- That sounds easy enough. Yeah, all
right, we can do that. - Okay, all right.
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What are some of the things
we could talk about?
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Ah. Creatine shits.
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Creatine shits?
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Yeah. Oh, creatine is a
workout supplement.
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It shows that I care
about my body.
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What's shitting it out
got to do with anything?
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Oh, well, that demonstrates
an inside knowledge of the product.
227
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It shows that I'm not just
mentioning it, I actually use it.
228
00:09:13,734 --> 00:09:20,103
No. I think we should avoid talking about
muscles and men's bodies and shits.
229
00:09:20,128 --> 00:09:22,026
I mean, it sends
the wrong message.
230
00:09:22,049 --> 00:09:24,541
We should also avoid talking
about the waitress, Charlie.
231
00:09:24,566 --> 00:09:26,817
Why? It's, like, a super
romantic thing to talk about.
232
00:09:26,825 --> 00:09:28,275
It's a love story
for the ages.
233
00:09:28,282 --> 00:09:30,557
Yeah, I-I think you should
actually bring it up.
234
00:09:30,582 --> 00:09:32,994
Also, who's going to say grace?
We should figure that out now.
235
00:09:33,019 --> 00:09:34,686
- Right, Frank...
- Wait, wait, wait, okay. Listen,
236
00:09:34,705 --> 00:09:38,329
maybe we should concentrate
on stuff not to talk about.
237
00:09:39,945 --> 00:09:42,760
(indistinct conversations)
238
00:09:43,178 --> 00:09:46,264
So, what, you're like a
chiropractor or some shit?
239
00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:49,249
- A spinal surgeon, actually.
- Cool. Yeah, cool.
240
00:09:49,264 --> 00:09:51,397
Oh, what, this? Henry.
241
00:09:51,412 --> 00:09:55,439
Henry the dog.
He's lost. Probably dead.
242
00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:58,747
Look, let's cut to the chase.
I like you.
243
00:09:58,772 --> 00:10:02,195
I like you very much.
This is gonna happen.
244
00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:03,552
Cheers.
245
00:10:07,158 --> 00:10:09,400
Whoa! That's strong.
246
00:10:09,415 --> 00:10:10,510
Mmm.
247
00:10:11,018 --> 00:10:13,640
- I'm not much of a drinker.
- No? I'll get two more.
248
00:10:14,194 --> 00:10:16,491
(indistinct conversations)
249
00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,173
Hey. Hi.
250
00:10:18,189 --> 00:10:19,916
- Hi. - Hi.
- Hi.
251
00:10:19,939 --> 00:10:21,775
So, um...
252
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:22,933
where are the other guys?
253
00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:26,208
Oh, yeah, it's... fair enough. Yeah,
no, the other guys got tied up.
254
00:10:26,231 --> 00:10:28,472
They couldn't make it,
but, uh, fortunately,
255
00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:30,502
I possess all of their
good qualities.
256
00:10:30,527 --> 00:10:32,272
(laughing): All right.
257
00:10:32,297 --> 00:10:35,122
Hey, you know what, ladies? These-these
things can be a little bit awkward, right?
258
00:10:35,147 --> 00:10:37,124
- What do you say we do some shots?
- Oh, please. - Yes, please.
259
00:10:37,139 --> 00:10:40,311
Yeah, let's do it.
Oh! What is that?
260
00:10:40,326 --> 00:10:42,163
What are you doing?
Are you, are you rating me?
261
00:10:42,188 --> 00:10:44,409
No. No, I'm just
checking my phone.
262
00:10:44,434 --> 00:10:45,856
Oh. That's cool.
263
00:10:45,881 --> 00:10:48,834
Cool. If you were to rate
me, what would you put?
264
00:10:49,296 --> 00:10:50,627
I don't know. I...
265
00:10:50,652 --> 00:10:53,215
Oh... Well, you can't
not know, right?
266
00:10:53,232 --> 00:10:55,941
I mean, that-that'd be, that's stupid.
It's simple, it's one out of five.
267
00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:58,682
If it were a one out of five thing,
and it is, what would you give me?
268
00:10:58,705 --> 00:11:01,619
The obvious five-star rating,
or would you be a liar?
269
00:11:01,644 --> 00:11:04,183
Can we... stop talking
about ratings?
270
00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:05,777
(Dennis giggles)
271
00:11:05,802 --> 00:11:07,852
Yeah. Of course we can.
272
00:11:07,877 --> 00:11:09,737
That's stupid, why would we
even... yeah.
273
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:12,319
Oh, I have a rescue
dog outside.
274
00:11:13,023 --> 00:11:14,609
- Okay.
- That was jarring.
275
00:11:14,624 --> 00:11:17,796
There's no context for that.
Sorry, sorry. I'm just...
276
00:11:17,821 --> 00:11:20,061
sorry, my rhythm's a little
bit, is a little bit off.
277
00:11:20,086 --> 00:11:22,633
I'm thrown because... I-I
kind of want to just...
278
00:11:22,658 --> 00:11:25,082
can we just get the rating thing
out of the way, you know?
279
00:11:25,107 --> 00:11:27,630
- I feel like it's a thing now, and...
- What's going on here, dude?
280
00:11:27,638 --> 00:11:29,177
Were there really
other guys?
281
00:11:29,202 --> 00:11:32,343
Of course there were other guys. I don't
like the way you asked me that.
282
00:11:32,368 --> 00:11:34,165
- Switch with her.
- Oh, my God, you know what?
283
00:11:34,190 --> 00:11:35,620
I think we're gonna go.
284
00:11:35,627 --> 00:11:37,979
Okay, fine. Well, then,
I don't want you to rate me.
285
00:11:38,004 --> 00:11:39,017
That's not what
I want anymore.
286
00:11:39,042 --> 00:11:40,886
I was never going to rate
you in the first place.
287
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:44,261
- But now I definitely am.
- Oh. How many stars?
288
00:11:44,284 --> 00:11:46,396
- Oh, my God!
- God.
289
00:11:47,351 --> 00:11:50,358
Looks like the spider
caught herself a fly.
290
00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:55,561
Uh... we can't talk about
snakes or smells?
291
00:11:55,576 --> 00:11:56,902
What else is there?
292
00:11:56,927 --> 00:11:59,490
- Uh, can you put "Jews" in
the "yes" column? - What?
293
00:11:59,513 --> 00:12:01,138
I feel like we gotta get
it out in the open.
294
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,413
Would you leave
the Jews out of it?
295
00:12:02,436 --> 00:12:03,914
No, because they
have their "J" sites
296
00:12:03,939 --> 00:12:06,556
'cause they don't want to be with us
as much as we don't want to be with them.
297
00:12:06,574 --> 00:12:09,519
- I don't support any of that.
- No, no, that-that... that...
298
00:12:09,532 --> 00:12:11,368
I'm sorry, I'm just concerned
that the person I'm gonna be
299
00:12:11,389 --> 00:12:12,662
dating killed the savior
of the world.
300
00:12:12,678 --> 00:12:15,599
- That's all. That's all!
- Put "religion" in the "no."
301
00:12:15,614 --> 00:12:17,456
Let's switch gears
and go to the joke.
302
00:12:17,481 --> 00:12:21,450
- Yeah. - Oh, oh! I got a great
one about a dago fisherman.
303
00:12:21,470 --> 00:12:22,848
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
304
00:12:22,873 --> 00:12:25,406
Ethnic jokes are really dicey.
You can't do that.
305
00:12:25,431 --> 00:12:29,447
You gotta keep it light. Like, uh,
a cowboy and a teacher walk into a bar.
306
00:12:29,455 --> 00:12:31,885
Yeah, but that doesn't make sense,
'cause cowboys hate teachers.
307
00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:34,619
You know, cowboys are independent thinkers
who like to learn for themselves.
308
00:12:34,642 --> 00:12:37,435
All right, all right, look. I think
we're gettin' bogged down here.
309
00:12:37,459 --> 00:12:40,959
Why don't we just go out and do
a dry run with some broads
310
00:12:40,984 --> 00:12:44,312
- and see how we do on our feet?
- Okay, but what about our stars? I mean...
311
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:48,367
If things go wrong, I'll blow
this whistle and call the date
312
00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:51,462
- before they have a chance
to get to know us. - Mm.
313
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,628
Let's just keep it simple.
314
00:12:53,637 --> 00:12:55,793
Let's just start with our names.
315
00:12:56,284 --> 00:12:58,475
Hi, ladies. I'm Frack.
316
00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,943
Shit.
317
00:12:59,968 --> 00:13:01,838
(whistle blows)
318
00:13:01,855 --> 00:13:04,273
♪ ♪
319
00:13:09,074 --> 00:13:11,121
Now I'm a half a star?
Half a star?
320
00:13:11,135 --> 00:13:13,210
How does a five-star man get...
Is it... you know what?
321
00:13:13,232 --> 00:13:15,951
It's these group dates.
That's what's doing it, man,
322
00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:18,919
there's just too many variables, you know?
The girls feel too safe.
323
00:13:18,943 --> 00:13:21,311
I gotta get 'em in
a one-on-one scenario.
324
00:13:21,330 --> 00:13:23,729
Sorry, I've got to get
to work at the hospital.
325
00:13:23,754 --> 00:13:25,723
- The hospital. Do you?
- Yeah.
326
00:13:25,743 --> 00:13:28,306
- I've never had a one-night
stand before. - Hmm, hmm.
327
00:13:28,319 --> 00:13:32,178
- I... hope this isn't that.
- Oh, no! I'm gonna call you.
328
00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:33,391
Okay.
329
00:13:33,790 --> 00:13:35,837
Call you one star, bitch. Ha!
330
00:13:35,862 --> 00:13:36,909
(laughs)
331
00:13:36,926 --> 00:13:38,951
- Pass me that computer.
- What are you doing?
332
00:13:38,967 --> 00:13:41,303
- One star? That guy was awesome.
- Hmm.
333
00:13:41,318 --> 00:13:43,827
- Is he a doctor? - Yeah, he
was a doctor and super hot.
334
00:13:43,842 --> 00:13:45,561
This feels good.
Okay, you know what?
335
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:47,261
You're a heartless pig.
That's what's happening.
336
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:50,763
You lead a man on, you have sex with him
and you just throw him in the trash?
337
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,376
You've been doing that
to women for years.
338
00:13:52,401 --> 00:13:55,909
Yes, but I don't rate them
online for everyone to see.
339
00:13:55,934 --> 00:13:57,619
Don't all your sex tapes
have star ratings?
340
00:13:57,644 --> 00:13:58,827
Yeah, but that's different,
Dee, okay?
341
00:13:58,850 --> 00:14:02,190
That's not... that doesn't go on
the Internet. That's just for me.
342
00:14:02,215 --> 00:14:04,099
- And Mac. And Charlie...
- Okay.
343
00:14:04,122 --> 00:14:06,429
You know what? It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter, it's my turn.
344
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:09,939
This is my time, it's Dee's time.
I even have my own system.
345
00:14:09,964 --> 00:14:13,243
The DEE system.
Do them. Establish low rating.
346
00:14:13,263 --> 00:14:14,578
Increase power.
347
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,087
"Increase" is spelled
with an "I."
348
00:14:16,112 --> 00:14:18,511
Okay, well, then, uh...
349
00:14:18,536 --> 00:14:21,551
- Infuriate them when they find out...
- Another "I."
350
00:14:21,576 --> 00:14:23,717
Empower. It doesn't...
the word doesn't matter.
351
00:14:23,742 --> 00:14:26,328
- It's-it's the system... ah, I don't care
about you. - All right, you know what?
352
00:14:26,347 --> 00:14:27,652
This is, this is
the problem, Dee.
353
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,205
You can't even spell, much less
come up with a decent system,
354
00:14:30,228 --> 00:14:32,877
and now your slapdash opinions are
gonna be thrown across the Internet
355
00:14:32,885 --> 00:14:36,251
for everyone to see. You know, these-these
ratings, they follow a man around.
356
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:40,139
- They're gonna ruin this man's reputation.
- Well, sucks to be him.
357
00:14:42,727 --> 00:14:45,141
♪ No, I don't want no scrub... ♪
358
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:48,009
(indistinct conversations)
359
00:14:48,442 --> 00:14:49,629
♪ Hangin' out the
Passenger side... ♪
360
00:14:49,652 --> 00:14:51,067
But the thing
about a rating is
361
00:14:51,092 --> 00:14:53,647
you don't know the quality of the person
who's giving the rating, right?
362
00:14:53,662 --> 00:14:57,092
I mean, like, for instance, some dum-dum
goes into a Morton's Steakhouse.
363
00:14:57,107 --> 00:14:59,369
She orders a steak well-done
and then complains
364
00:14:59,394 --> 00:15:01,111
when the damn thing comes
out and it's too dry.
365
00:15:01,136 --> 00:15:04,550
Well, it's like, "Hey, dum-dum, you
ordered the damn thing well-done.
366
00:15:04,565 --> 00:15:06,956
That's why it's dry,
you stupid idiot."
367
00:15:06,971 --> 00:15:08,909
Not bad, a little stiff.
368
00:15:08,934 --> 00:15:12,236
Got tripped up on the conversation
portion, but we're improving.
369
00:15:12,261 --> 00:15:13,403
- Mm-hmm.
- Hey.
370
00:15:13,428 --> 00:15:16,155
- Oh, hey. How'd your date go?
- Uh, not great. She ditched me.
371
00:15:16,178 --> 00:15:18,352
Yeah, this-this rating thing.
It's just, it's messing with my head,
372
00:15:18,374 --> 00:15:19,642
it's throwing my game off.
373
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:22,143
I think I need to target some
more undesirable women. You know?
374
00:15:22,168 --> 00:15:25,150
Pick up some easy stars. I think
that'll get me out of this funk. Yeah.
375
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:28,138
- We made it past introductions...
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah, and...
376
00:15:28,646 --> 00:15:30,861
(Dee laughing nearby)
377
00:15:31,573 --> 00:15:32,669
Wow, check out Dee, man.
378
00:15:32,694 --> 00:15:34,397
- She's killing it!
- Yes! She's got it down!
379
00:15:34,420 --> 00:15:36,496
Forget her!
Let's get back on the horse.
380
00:15:36,521 --> 00:15:37,952
- All right.
- Come on.
381
00:15:38,344 --> 00:15:40,857
- So, you guys own this bar?
- Officially yes.
382
00:15:40,872 --> 00:15:42,286
Unofficially we're
so much more.
383
00:15:42,311 --> 00:15:45,116
I like to think of us as mercenaries,
a strike force actually.
384
00:15:45,974 --> 00:15:48,700
Frank's management, I'm
security, Charlie bashes rats.
385
00:15:48,725 --> 00:15:51,417
I don't really bash them so much
as I start to drown them these days
386
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,144
so I don't have to listen
to their screams.
387
00:15:53,784 --> 00:15:56,367
He's a five-star dog 'cause
I wouldn't rescue a four-star
388
00:15:56,392 --> 00:15:58,483
or a three-star dog, certainly
not a half-star dog.
389
00:15:58,505 --> 00:16:01,936
♪ Mr. Sandman Bring
me a dream ♪
390
00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:05,694
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
bung, bung, bung, bung, bung ♪
391
00:16:05,701 --> 00:16:09,716
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
bung, bung, bung, bung, bung ♪
392
00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:11,591
(Dee groans)
393
00:16:12,021 --> 00:16:15,263
Oh, I like cats, too. I actually have
80 of them that live in my alleyway.
394
00:16:15,279 --> 00:16:16,826
Too many cats,
sounds strange.
395
00:16:17,521 --> 00:16:19,693
I have eight cats that
sleep in my sink.
396
00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:21,281
Still too many.
397
00:16:21,743 --> 00:16:24,864
I don't have any cats, but
I sure do enjoy them.
398
00:16:25,795 --> 00:16:27,725
I mean, half a star?!
399
00:16:27,748 --> 00:16:30,240
It doesn't change
the five-star man, who he is.
400
00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:32,948
I'm a five-star man!
I'm a five-star man!
401
00:16:32,971 --> 00:16:35,307
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung bung,
bung, bung, bung, bung ♪
402
00:16:35,322 --> 00:16:38,260
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung ♪
♪ Mr. Sandman? ♪
403
00:16:38,281 --> 00:16:39,797
♪ Yes? ♪
404
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,030
I'm a five-star man!
405
00:16:42,045 --> 00:16:45,457
♪ Give him a pair of eyes
With a come hither gleam... ♪
406
00:16:47,218 --> 00:16:49,180
One... one...
407
00:16:49,194 --> 00:16:52,672
one... one... one...
408
00:16:52,697 --> 00:16:57,181
one. One... one...
♪ Please, please please, Mr. Sandman...? ♪
409
00:16:58,144 --> 00:17:00,579
one... one...
410
00:17:00,931 --> 00:17:03,282
I'm a five-star man!
411
00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:11,447
- Hello, Dennis.
- Hi.
412
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:15,580
Hi. Thank you so much for coming.
Uh, please, sit.
413
00:17:18,544 --> 00:17:20,529
So, what do you want?
414
00:17:20,913 --> 00:17:23,984
Frankly, I've-I've hit
a bit of a rough patch,
415
00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:29,509
and it's made me realize that
I have not been the best to women.
416
00:17:29,534 --> 00:17:30,651
You included.
417
00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:33,554
I've manipulated,
I've judged.
418
00:17:33,579 --> 00:17:37,009
I've ignored your feelings
for pursuits of the flesh.
419
00:17:38,009 --> 00:17:42,415
But now I know what it feels like
to be completely unwanted like you.
420
00:17:43,047 --> 00:17:44,510
And...
421
00:17:44,535 --> 00:17:46,152
it doesn't feel good.
422
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,309
Oh, that's...
423
00:17:49,143 --> 00:17:52,819
- really big of you to say.
- This is for you.
424
00:17:53,328 --> 00:17:56,839
- My god, are you proposing?
- No. No, no.
425
00:17:56,850 --> 00:17:59,973
No. I'm not proposing.
I would never, uh...
426
00:17:59,998 --> 00:18:01,437
(laughs)
427
00:18:02,109 --> 00:18:05,765
- No, this is, um, it's a promise ring.
- Oh.
428
00:18:05,790 --> 00:18:08,447
So, from now on,
Waitress...
429
00:18:08,472 --> 00:18:11,605
I promise to be
nice and true.
430
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:13,737
- I have a name.
- Do you want the ring or not?
431
00:18:13,745 --> 00:18:16,706
I do, yes. Thank you.
Wow!
432
00:18:17,228 --> 00:18:18,572
Thank you.
433
00:18:18,925 --> 00:18:22,113
And in return,
of course, I
434
00:18:22,138 --> 00:18:24,380
would ask that you
promise something to me.
435
00:18:24,388 --> 00:18:26,524
- To be your girlfriend.
- No!
436
00:18:27,403 --> 00:18:29,762
No. Stop, okay?
437
00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:31,020
Do-Don't do that.
438
00:18:31,045 --> 00:18:34,098
I just need you to give me a good
rating on an Internet Web site.
439
00:18:34,123 --> 00:18:36,170
Oh, okay. Yeah, sure.
I can...
440
00:18:36,195 --> 00:18:37,054
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
441
00:18:37,069 --> 00:18:39,547
That would mean so much to
me. It really would.
442
00:18:39,554 --> 00:18:42,945
Okay. I, um... I don't
have online, though.
443
00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:45,254
What does that me...?
You "don't have online"?
444
00:18:45,279 --> 00:18:47,193
- No.
- What the hell does that...? Just...
445
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,898
you can just go on your phone
and do it on your phone.
446
00:18:48,912 --> 00:18:52,062
My phone is, it's so old!
447
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:55,547
Oh, my God! That phone is preposterous!
How long have you had that?
448
00:18:55,572 --> 00:18:57,575
- Nine... 90...
- 90...?!
449
00:18:58,116 --> 00:18:59,973
- How do you get on the Internet?
- I don't.
450
00:18:59,988 --> 00:19:01,596
I mean, I don't do, like,
the e-mails...
451
00:19:01,621 --> 00:19:04,528
"The e-mails"? It's e-mail.
It's just e-mail.
452
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:07,053
Who doesn't have the Internet
in this day and age?
453
00:19:07,078 --> 00:19:10,270
What am I doing? Why am
I lowering myself to this?
454
00:19:10,295 --> 00:19:13,069
I don't need your approval. Goddamn.
I don't need anyone's approval.
455
00:19:13,091 --> 00:19:14,639
This is stupid. What
are you doing, huh?
456
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,840
You rating me right now?
Well, guess what.
457
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,811
Go ahead, rate me!
'Cause I'll rate you, huh?!
458
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,545
Go ahead, rate me!
I don't give a shit!
459
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:25,121
Rate me... I'll rate you!
Zero, zero, zero rate!
460
00:19:25,146 --> 00:19:26,015
- Okay, sir...
- Rate, rate!
461
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,538
- Sir, you need to leave, okay?
- Rate, rate!
462
00:19:27,554 --> 00:19:28,937
- You need to leave, okay?
- Zero, zero!
463
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,768
I will rate every single woman
in this restaurant!
464
00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:37,456
- So, he had the mule...
- But he forgot the water.
465
00:19:37,471 --> 00:19:39,565
Then the guy looks up and he
says, "Wait a second.
466
00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:41,518
Where am I... in Ohio?!"
467
00:19:41,543 --> 00:19:43,130
(laughter)
468
00:19:44,074 --> 00:19:47,418
- You guys are so funny.
- Oh, thanks, thanks.
469
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,134
- Yeah, yeah.
- Can-can you give us a second?
470
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:52,393
- Holy shit!
- What the...?
471
00:19:52,418 --> 00:19:53,528
We've never got this far!
472
00:19:53,553 --> 00:19:55,222
These girls are
ready to bang.
473
00:19:55,247 --> 00:19:56,748
All right, well, what do we say?
What do we do?
474
00:19:56,773 --> 00:19:58,226
We-we're gonna have
to go off script.
475
00:19:58,251 --> 00:20:01,697
No, no, Frank, blow the whistle! Call
it, call it... We got to bail...
476
00:20:01,719 --> 00:20:04,024
What are you kidding me?!
Are you crazy?!
477
00:20:04,039 --> 00:20:07,117
- We've come too far to call it!
- Uh, my stomach's killing me.
478
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:08,386
- Should we talk about that?
- No, no...
479
00:20:08,402 --> 00:20:10,793
- I got the shits, I do have the shits...
- No, no, no! Not good!
480
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,646
Try another joke, quick!
481
00:20:12,657 --> 00:20:14,828
- Another joke? I got it.
- Okay.
482
00:20:15,336 --> 00:20:17,462
Ladies, got another
one for you.
483
00:20:17,487 --> 00:20:19,987
- There's this dago fisherman...
- Oh, shit!
484
00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:22,861
- What? No... - No, no, Charlie...
Charlie, we got it, we got...
485
00:20:22,886 --> 00:20:25,526
Oh, shit! There
goes my cock ring!
486
00:20:25,551 --> 00:20:27,945
- His cock ring fell!
- Yeah, I got the power, girls.
487
00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:30,556
Yeah, you think you can rate me?
Bullshit! Rate-- zero!
488
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,283
Zero! Zero rating!
Zero rating! Ha-ha!
489
00:20:33,306 --> 00:20:35,564
Yeah, I got the power!
How does it feel, ladies?
490
00:20:35,579 --> 00:20:37,704
I don't give a shit. Yeah!
Get the hell out of here!
491
00:20:37,729 --> 00:20:41,026
You know what? I want every
single lady in here out of here!
492
00:20:41,048 --> 00:20:43,784
Where-where-where are
all, are all the ladies?
493
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,229
Oh, uh, you know, the crowd's
kind of been thinning out.
494
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:48,830
I think it's because we haven't
really been tending bar.
495
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,622
Well, there's still a bunch
of dudes here.
496
00:20:50,645 --> 00:20:53,653
Yeah, there's a bunch of dudes
here 'cause I'm crushing it.
497
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,489
They're all here to get Deed--
the most empowered woman in Philly.
498
00:20:56,504 --> 00:20:58,442
They all do seem to be into her.
499
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,584
- Hey, Dee.
- You again? Listen.
500
00:21:00,602 --> 00:21:01,948
I'm not gonna change
your rating, okay?
501
00:21:01,973 --> 00:21:04,723
Just be grateful for the time
that we had together and beat it.
502
00:21:04,738 --> 00:21:06,415
Actually I was hoping to
hang out again.
503
00:21:06,423 --> 00:21:09,756
Yeah? I bet you do. It's 'cause
I gave you one star-- I played you.
504
00:21:09,781 --> 00:21:12,507
I don't need stars. I was just
hoping to get laid again.
505
00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:13,226
What?
506
00:21:13,251 --> 00:21:17,374
Hey, Dee, any chance
I could get Deed again?
507
00:21:17,399 --> 00:21:18,876
No, you're upset.
508
00:21:18,882 --> 00:21:21,649
Aren't you upset? You're upset
about the zero rating I gave you.
509
00:21:21,672 --> 00:21:25,078
No. You could rate me
lower if you like.
510
00:21:25,103 --> 00:21:26,822
Hey, are you the whore
who bangs everybody?
511
00:21:26,847 --> 00:21:29,441
No, I'm not the whore...
I-I'm the empowered woman
512
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,581
who gives poor
ratings to men.
513
00:21:31,596 --> 00:21:33,285
Sure. Can I get a rating?
514
00:21:33,310 --> 00:21:35,997
No! Why would you want that from me?
What's going on? Get out of here!
515
00:21:36,012 --> 00:21:37,458
All three of you!
Get out of here!
516
00:21:37,481 --> 00:21:40,040
Okay, yeah, guys, go ahead.
Go, go, go, go. Go.
517
00:21:40,572 --> 00:21:44,171
I understand. Okay, I think I
know what's happening here. Guys?
518
00:21:45,061 --> 00:21:48,437
We've lost sight of
what's truly important.
519
00:21:48,462 --> 00:21:51,355
You can't derive your self-worth
from the opinions of others.
520
00:21:51,370 --> 00:21:56,154
No! No, you get your self-worth
from when you convince yourself
521
00:21:56,179 --> 00:21:58,171
that your tough and that
you're straight.
522
00:21:58,186 --> 00:21:59,866
I am tough.
523
00:21:59,891 --> 00:22:01,469
Sure, yes, absolutely.
524
00:22:01,485 --> 00:22:04,657
Or-or that you have got a shot
with a woman who we've all banged,
525
00:22:04,672 --> 00:22:05,711
but who hates you.
526
00:22:05,736 --> 00:22:08,635
Right. You're saying that I'm
getting closer. Nice. I got a shot.
527
00:22:08,658 --> 00:22:11,057
Yeah, you're getting close,
buddy. You'll get there.
528
00:22:11,072 --> 00:22:14,061
Or you-- that your penis could
ever possibly remain erect
529
00:22:14,086 --> 00:22:16,789
for more than a couple of seconds,
even with a cock ring on.
530
00:22:16,804 --> 00:22:20,226
- Hmm.
- Or that you are a powerful woman...
531
00:22:20,251 --> 00:22:24,320
instead of a dirty, dirty whore...
who bangs toad people.
532
00:22:24,345 --> 00:22:25,559
Yeah, guys, guys, guys.
533
00:22:25,582 --> 00:22:28,173
Your true power comes not
from outside sources,
534
00:22:28,198 --> 00:22:32,729
but from the delusional stories that
you all convince yourselves of.
535
00:22:32,753 --> 00:22:37,027
And no one, no one can
take that away from you.
536
00:22:37,827 --> 00:22:39,116
Wow.
537
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:41,891
- And what about you?
- Me? What about me?
538
00:22:41,914 --> 00:22:45,243
I'm good, man. I-I've been doing great.
Yeah, this whole thing's been great for me.
539
00:22:45,265 --> 00:22:48,715
Well, that's good because
you're down to zero stars.
540
00:22:48,740 --> 00:22:50,162
- Oh, is he?
- Yeah, down to zero.
541
00:22:50,177 --> 00:22:51,826
I don't give a shit about
that, you know what I mean?
542
00:22:51,851 --> 00:22:53,622
The star rating
thing is not...
543
00:22:53,647 --> 00:22:54,538
(stammers)
544
00:22:54,563 --> 00:22:56,079
- Can I see that for a second?
- Yeah.
545
00:22:56,094 --> 00:22:57,540
Let me see that, yeah.
546
00:22:57,565 --> 00:22:58,751
(groans)
547
00:22:58,776 --> 00:23:01,159
Yeah, you know... Goddamn it!
548
00:23:01,181 --> 00:23:03,971
Goddamn it! You
son of a bitch!
549
00:23:06,065 --> 00:23:16,065
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