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Okay, what?
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Have you seen these pieces?
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The breast pieces?
No.
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Let's finish the puzzle,
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then you can keep
the little booby pieces.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I do have 'em.
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Because I've really got
into breasts lately.
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Yeah.
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And also as of the past, as well.
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Yo, guys.
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Just got a crazy harsh email
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from Del, the landlord,
about rent being late.
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Okay, so what?
Rent's always late.
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- It's like our signature move.
- Yeah, man.
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It's like our Shakira belly
dance, basically.
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Come on.
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It is like a Shakira belly...
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You still got it.
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And then the butt cheeks
follow it with...
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Yeah, and the butt cheek flaps over.
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And secondly, Del freaking loves us.
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And I don't know about you guys,
but specifically,
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he loves my guts.
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Let's re-invite him over,
crush a 30 rack,
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Blake will do some Family Guy
impressions. He loves those.
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Unfortunately, in the email
he specifically said,
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"do not try inviting me
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over to crush a 30 pack
and do Family Guy impressions."
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So we need the rent, like, nowzers.
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There's a bunch of stuff
laying around the house
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that we never use.
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- You thinking garage sale?
- No.
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Oh!
He wasn't looking!
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Whoo!
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Brutus beefcake coming at you!
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Oh!
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That was cool.
That was cool, dude.
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Ow, that actually hurt.
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Oh, my goodness!
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We got a crowd.
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I told you people'd show up.
Get a donation.
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What, is that a Hundo?
Where'd you get that?
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We got to make 'em think
we're worth the big bucks, baby.
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My grandma gave it to me.
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Cool, safety first.
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- Hey, give me that!
- Did he take the hundred?
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- Yep, they took it.
- That's 100 bucks.
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- Don't worry.
- Get 'em.
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I got this.
Hell yeah.
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Oh!
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Everybody inside!
Go inside.
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- Oh.
- Go inside.
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- I can't.
- Go around.
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- Get the keys, get the keys.
- Go around the block.
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Go around back!
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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We really could've used
that hundred, Adam.
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Yeah, it's cool.
We'll just write it off.
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Did you say write it off?
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Yeah, it's like a tax thing,
you know?
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You just write it off.
Write off the hundred.
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Yeah.
Well, whatever.
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I know those little brats
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definitely rode off
with your hundred.
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- Yeah.
- We should kill 'em.
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Yo, yo, yo, dude.
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Dude, would you mind taking
a picture of us, yo?
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- Okay.
- Dude, this is crazy, man.
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I'm such a big fan of yours, man.
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Yeah!
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What are you a fan of,
how stinky his farts are?
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For real, the way you poop,
it ain't cute.
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You haven't seen
this dude's show, yo?
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It is so dope, man.
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- This guy's an all-time legend.
- This dude is dope.
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Ah, man.
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Yeah, boy.
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What is he... you have a show?
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Only the most popular one
on Rancho Cable Access.
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Welcome to Rancho.♪
♪
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Today, we're at Hamilton Springs
Park in Southern Rancho,
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which is rumored
to have some nice benches.
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Nice bench.
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Like, if Bill has a show, we
should definitely have a show.
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But ours will be better
'cause we'll get, like,
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cool, famous people
like Jean Claude Van Damme
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and film him doing, like, cool stuff.
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Oh yeah, what if we, like,
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film him on a road trip
across America?
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We could call it
Jean Claude's Damn Van.
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Okay, you guys, we can't...
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That's actually very cool.
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- That was a very good idea.
- Right?
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- Wow.
- Blake, that was very good.
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Thanks, bro.
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I just kind of fell into that one.
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Jean Claude's Damn Van.
I love it.
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But here's something
that we can actually do, okay?
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Public Access wrestling show.
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Okay, I'm actually
very psyched for that,
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'cause I know we have casually
mentioned starting a federation,
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but it is a dream of mine,
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and if we could get it on TV,
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I think a lot of people
would pay to see us wrestle.
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Exactly, and everybody's seen
backyard wrestling, right?
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Done.
It's played.
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But what haven't they seen?
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Front yard wrestling.
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Also, because you lost $100
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last when we were trying
to do the wrestling thing,
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so I'm gonna take over as
commissioner of this federation.
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Ugh.
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And you guys will be battling
for Inter-Rancho
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world championship belts.
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This is gonna be good.
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I'm gonna go talk to Bill,
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find out how we get on Public Access,
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and I might even scout
the office for some talent.
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I don't know.
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It's all very exciting.
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Welcome to the front yard
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wrestling Inter-Rancho wrestling
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championship match.
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Let's get sweaty and wrestle!
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Coming to the ring now, you know him,
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you love him... Eskimofo.
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Ricky, get out.
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Very little is known
about Eskimofo, Waymond.
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Uh, I'm not sure where
he actually comes from.
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I will tear into my opponent
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the way the mighty Kodiak tears
into a salmon!
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Okay, that's disgusting.
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This is... this is not...
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He's really doing this.
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He must be good at wrestling.
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I think I'm gonna vomit.
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I'll say that right there.
Disgusting.
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Waymond, what do you think?
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Oh, you probably like that.
You are Asian.
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And now joining us
in the east corner...
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Come up.
Come up.
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A new kid on the scene
battling for the belt...
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It's Adam.
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It's not very original at all,
Waymond.
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With a simple name of "Adam."
Here we are. Here we are.
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Snap into wrestling!
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And snap into...
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Okay, oh!
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Slim Jim!
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Dude, I don't know
if we can say that on TV.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, that was awesome.
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We are ringside.
We're ready to get started.
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Ooh, it's a furious start
to the match.
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Eskimofo and Adam are dancing.
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- Yeah!
- Whoa!
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Oh, my God.
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Are you okay?
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- Was that good?
- Yeah, yeah, man.
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- You totally sold it.
- Okay.
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You tricked me.
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Real quick,
though... you're the Jabroni.
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What?
No.
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We didn't plan it that way,
all right?
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I win.
I get the girl.
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- Okay, I'm gonna suplex you.
- I'm gonna suplex you.
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- One, two, suplex.
- Time out!
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Oh!
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Oh, well, if it
isn't my beautiful daughter,
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bratty Cathy, everyone.
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Whoo!
Get him, baby.
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The commissioner's daughter
has showed up...
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Excuse me.
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I see you've gotten the fur
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that daddy
bought you with all his money.
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Ooh, cha-ching, cha-ching.
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Oh!
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Love it!
I love it!
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You ready to watch your boyfriend
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and my favorite wrestler,
Eskimofo, win the match?
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Is now the time?
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No, I actually want Adam to win!
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Whoo!
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One, two...
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Ow!
Ow!
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- Nice.
- Whoo!
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- I almost put it on.
- Two, three!
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Yeah!
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Child, what are you doing?
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- That hurt.
- Champion.
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- No!
- I'm the champion.
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My sweet daughter's rooting
for that guy now?
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No!
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{pub}- Ow!
- Champion!
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There's glass in my ass.
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- I am the champion.
- Oh, wow.
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Hello out there.
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Hey, it's me, commissioner Ders.
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And if you liked tonight's action,
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then preorder your tickets
for next week's showdown.
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It's Rentlemania One!
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It's Eskimofo versus Adam.
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In a ladder match!
Uh-oh!
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Bring the wife, bring the kids,
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because these maniacs are about
to bash each other's skulls
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into a soupy pulp.
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It's two warriors, one ring.
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Rentlemania
is coming-oming-oming-oming.
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Dude, the commercial looks great.
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Thank you.
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- And we made 200 bucks, guys.
- That's awesome.
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Only 2,000 more, and we're good.
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Whoa, it's 5:00 in the morning.
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I guess we could either go
to bed, or... oh, check it out.
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I got seven episodes of Doug.
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You guys want to walk till work?
Huh?
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I wouldn't mind skeetering
on that Patty mayonnaise.
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Up high.
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Like, nowadays, you might not
go for Patty mayonnaise.
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Not with Roger Klotz in the building.
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I kept thinking you
were saying "panty mayonnaise."
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Hey, I heard the show
was on last night.
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Thank you for watching.
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I hope you did.
I don't know if you did.
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I also heard they were gonna
give you my 4 a.m. time slot
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for something called Rentlemania.
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Shut up.
We got the four... they said that?
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- Is that... that's good?
- This is huge.
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It's like, the primo time slot.
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Yes!
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I guess we're gonna be
stacking paper,
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- which means cash.
- Ooh.
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- But, that was my time...
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
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you're the front yard wrestler dude.
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Yeah.
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You're Eskimofo, right?
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- Yeah.
- And...
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Would you take... Oh my God, it's Adam!
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Yes it is! It is Adam! Yeah.
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Dude, would you take a picture of us?
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This guy's a tweaker, man.
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Let me just delete
the photos of you, okay?
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- Okay, I can get in it too.
- No, no, no, no!
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No, no, I don't want...
I don't want you, man.
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I want my heroes, man.
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- You guys are awesome.
- All right, get in here.
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Whoo!
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Okay, that's good.
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Yes!
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- Dude, it's rad!
- Yes, it is rad!
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Front yard wrestling!
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- Front yard wrestling!
- God bless.
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That's why we do it, right there.
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Yeah, yeah. Well, no... rent.
256
00:08:33,761 --> 00:08:34,877
But yeah, I mean,
people are watching.
257
00:08:34,929 --> 00:08:36,595
Yeah.
258
00:08:36,681 --> 00:08:38,047
Hey, would you guys want to be
interviewed on my show sometime?
259
00:08:38,132 --> 00:08:39,882
Could be good cross-promotion
for the station.
260
00:08:39,934 --> 00:08:41,517
Yeah, we should do it, I mean,
261
00:08:41,552 --> 00:08:44,220
'cause we did just
Jack your time slot.
262
00:08:44,272 --> 00:08:45,554
- Ooh.
- We did.
263
00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:46,555
- I just realized that.
- Yeah,
264
00:08:46,607 --> 00:08:47,679
I just realized that now.
265
00:08:47,804 --> 00:08:49,225
We just kind of bent
you over the barrel, huh?
266
00:08:49,310 --> 00:08:50,594
- Yeah.
- So we'll do it.
267
00:08:50,719 --> 00:08:52,121
We'll give you a little bump
in the demo. How's that sound?
268
00:08:52,246 --> 00:08:54,485
We freaking bent you over the barrel,
and then butt-fuck you.
269
00:08:54,610 --> 00:08:56,121
Butt-fuck.
Very cool.
270
00:08:56,246 --> 00:08:59,402
Well, I'll have my producer,
who's me, set it up.
271
00:08:59,487 --> 00:09:01,070
We didn't butt-fuck him.
272
00:09:01,155 --> 00:09:02,955
Yeah, what was up with that?
We didn't...
273
00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:04,002
- We bent him over the barrel.
- Oh, I don't want to butt...
274
00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:05,541
I do not want to butt-fuck Bill.
275
00:09:11,165 --> 00:09:13,136
Welcome to Rancho!
276
00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:14,917
Congratulations to Adam.
277
00:09:14,969 --> 00:09:16,802
You were champion
of last week's match.
278
00:09:16,888 --> 00:09:19,221
Thank you.
279
00:09:19,257 --> 00:09:21,090
That's like my wrestling...
280
00:09:21,142 --> 00:09:22,975
Thank you.
281
00:09:23,061 --> 00:09:24,760
But don't you think it's weird
that you won, considering
282
00:09:24,846 --> 00:09:27,150
you seem like a total zero
with no personality?
283
00:09:29,517 --> 00:09:30,983
Yeah. Do you...
284
00:09:31,069 --> 00:09:33,652
- More like you don't.
- Great.
285
00:09:33,738 --> 00:09:36,785
Really, the only wrestler with
any personality was Eskimofo.
286
00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:37,666
Thank you.
287
00:09:37,791 --> 00:09:40,163
The racist caricature of an Inuit.
288
00:09:40,411 --> 00:09:41,410
- Well...
- What?
289
00:09:41,446 --> 00:09:42,778
- I don't...
- Whoa.
290
00:09:42,864 --> 00:09:45,460
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, no.
291
00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:47,787
Everything I do as Eskimofo
is an homage
292
00:09:47,912 --> 00:09:53,510
to the strong and powerful
igloo-dwelling whale riders.
293
00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,345
Well, here's what a couple
of American Indians
294
00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:58,010
we interviewed
had to say about Eskimofo.
295
00:10:00,307 --> 00:10:01,726
Oh, this is cool-looking.
296
00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:03,232
This is embarrassing.
297
00:10:03,318 --> 00:10:06,231
I find this highly offensive.
298
00:10:06,488 --> 00:10:08,905
This is the worst thing
I've ever seen.
299
00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:10,623
So offensive.
300
00:10:10,709 --> 00:10:12,075
Why?
301
00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,576
That could've been about anything.
302
00:10:13,628 --> 00:10:15,078
- She just said "why."
- She's an actress.
303
00:10:15,130 --> 00:10:16,129
- I've seen her in movies.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
304
00:10:16,214 --> 00:10:17,284
That's Lou Diamond Phillips.
305
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,160
So what do you have
to say for yourself?
306
00:10:19,326 --> 00:10:20,287
You don't have to say anything.
307
00:10:20,638 --> 00:10:23,419
I... I mean, I never meant to,
like, hurt anybody's feelings.
308
00:10:23,505 --> 00:10:27,173
I love the Eskimos.
I love... In-inu-inute?
309
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,841
- Inuit.
- Inu...
310
00:10:28,927 --> 00:10:30,059
Okay, well, and you can get
the fuck out of here.
311
00:10:30,095 --> 00:10:32,095
Thank you.
312
00:10:32,147 --> 00:10:33,846
Okay, 'cause I'm more angry
than any Eskimo ever could be,
313
00:10:33,932 --> 00:10:35,932
because I've got
a freaking dope personality.
314
00:10:36,017 --> 00:10:37,517
Oh, I'm sorry.
315
00:10:37,602 --> 00:10:39,402
I thought you were just
another guy named Adam
316
00:10:39,437 --> 00:10:41,854
fake wrestling in my old time slot.
317
00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:43,022
- So that's what this is about.
- Okay.
318
00:10:43,108 --> 00:10:44,357
- Yep.
- Okay, you know what?
319
00:10:44,442 --> 00:10:45,358
We're done with your name-calling
320
00:10:45,443 --> 00:10:46,776
and your "gotcha" journalism.
321
00:10:46,828 --> 00:10:48,111
- Hit the road.
- It's time to go.
322
00:10:48,163 --> 00:10:49,078
- Get out of here.
- Get out of here!
323
00:10:49,114 --> 00:10:50,613
All you guys, get your crew.
324
00:10:50,665 --> 00:10:51,531
- Hit the bricks!
- Can't come in my house...
325
00:10:51,616 --> 00:10:52,749
That wasn't nice.
326
00:10:52,784 --> 00:10:53,750
- Come on.
- Hey, Del.
327
00:10:53,785 --> 00:10:55,118
- Hey.
- Oh.
328
00:10:55,203 --> 00:10:56,448
What's up, you funky Homo Sapien?
329
00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:57,503
- Deli meat.
- Yeah, come on, man.
330
00:10:57,589 --> 00:10:58,454
Let's get you a beer.
331
00:10:58,540 --> 00:11:00,256
Lois, get Del a brewski.
332
00:11:00,291 --> 00:11:01,958
- You did... you're really good.
- Stop it.
333
00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:03,593
- Thank you. Thanks.
- Stop it.
334
00:11:03,628 --> 00:11:05,128
I didn't come here to hang out.
What's going on?
335
00:11:05,213 --> 00:11:06,796
What... are you Bill?
You the guy who called me?
336
00:11:06,881 --> 00:11:08,598
I've been hanging out there
for, like, ten minutes.
337
00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:10,967
Del Jacobson, you're the
landlord of this home, correct?
338
00:11:11,052 --> 00:11:12,769
What do you think about your tenants
339
00:11:12,804 --> 00:11:14,804
running an illegal wrestling
business on your property?
340
00:11:14,889 --> 00:11:17,140
Wrestling?
Is that what...
341
00:11:17,192 --> 00:11:18,558
That's what all that is?
342
00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:19,942
You're doing a wrestling tournament?
343
00:11:19,978 --> 00:11:22,061
For money, illegally,
on your property.
344
00:11:22,147 --> 00:11:23,975
All right, no, guys,
you can't do this.
345
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:26,149
I've put up with a lot over
the years 'cause I like you.
346
00:11:26,201 --> 00:11:28,188
- Thank you.
- Not you.
347
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,119
Late rent.
No rent.
348
00:11:30,155 --> 00:11:32,488
The property damage
from the earthquake that somehow
349
00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:33,489
only hit this house.
350
00:11:33,541 --> 00:11:35,541
Look, Del, the only reason
351
00:11:35,627 --> 00:11:37,210
we're having the whole wrestle
thing is so we can raise money
352
00:11:37,295 --> 00:11:38,995
to pay rent.
353
00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,913
Del-Zone.
Come on.
354
00:11:40,999 --> 00:11:43,536
You can't tell us
you don't love wrestling.
355
00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:46,002
Yeah, I loved wrestling, Adam,
when I was ten, okay?
356
00:11:46,087 --> 00:11:48,337
But I'm a grown-up now,
with grown-up responsibilities.
357
00:11:48,423 --> 00:11:51,086
I've got an ex-wife who's
clamoring for alimony.
358
00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:54,343
I've got a cold stone creamery
franchise that's tanking
359
00:11:54,395 --> 00:11:56,479
due to a goddamn pinkberry.
360
00:11:56,514 --> 00:11:58,181
- All right?
- Yeah.
361
00:11:58,266 --> 00:11:59,849
It's taking all my business
because everybody wants
362
00:11:59,901 --> 00:12:04,020
the healthy, fresh-flavored,
refreshing... garbage.
363
00:12:04,105 --> 00:12:06,189
Del, anything goes wrong
in one of these matches,
364
00:12:06,241 --> 00:12:08,191
- you're liable.
- What show is this?
365
00:12:08,243 --> 00:12:10,693
What is this?
366
00:12:10,779 --> 00:12:12,945
Oh, this is our Public Access show.
367
00:12:13,031 --> 00:12:14,614
Okay, all this has to stop.
368
00:12:14,699 --> 00:12:16,069
The wrestling's over, guys.
369
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,284
All right? I can't have
anything else go wrong.
370
00:12:18,369 --> 00:12:19,698
It's over.
371
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,704
Hey, Del-Zone, guess what?
372
00:12:21,756 --> 00:12:23,840
We can't give the money back
373
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:25,007
for Rentlemania or else we
won't be able to afford rent.
374
00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:26,375
My name isn't Del-Zone.
375
00:12:26,461 --> 00:12:27,543
My name is Del.
376
00:12:27,595 --> 00:12:28,540
Del Jacobson.
377
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:31,881
- Not Del-hyphen-anything.
- Deli Platter.
378
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:33,766
No. No wrestling,
379
00:12:33,852 --> 00:12:35,134
or you're evicted,
380
00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:36,636
'cause I own this place, okay?
381
00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:38,174
You cannot own the land.
382
00:12:38,439 --> 00:12:41,474
What are you... I don't...
383
00:12:41,559 --> 00:12:44,560
Wow, it looks like
the Rancho Cucamonga Front Yard
384
00:12:44,646 --> 00:12:47,230
Wrestling League
is about to experience
385
00:12:47,282 --> 00:12:49,875
a sad, quiet death.
386
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,628
I'm Bill Stephenson saying,
if it's in Rancho,
387
00:12:52,753 --> 00:12:54,524
we'll come and see it
and talk about it.
388
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,062
{pub}Think of all we've been
through at this house, guys.
389
00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:04,448
Remember our first kegger?
390
00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:06,161
Not really.
I passed out on that rock.
391
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,484
I know that.
392
00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:08,652
I remember the memories that you guys
393
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:12,156
told me about that were yours.
394
00:13:12,241 --> 00:13:13,624
This sucks.
395
00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:15,626
Man, I thought our kids
were gonna be born here.
396
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:18,078
I thought we were gonna
die here, dude.
397
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:20,547
Wait, you thought we were,
like, gonna get married
398
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,344
and then live here together
with our wives and kids?
399
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:24,929
I thought that was the plan.
400
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,136
Whatever, man. We're screwed.
401
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:29,111
The wwfyw... whatever...
402
00:13:29,236 --> 00:13:30,365
Fyr...
403
00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:33,177
Yeah. It's dead, man.
404
00:13:33,262 --> 00:13:35,023
It's just... it's dead.
405
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,347
No, it's not.
406
00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:40,069
Rentlemania is about
to pop off and be
407
00:13:40,235 --> 00:13:43,020
the nastiest wreffling match
these people have ever seen.
408
00:13:43,105 --> 00:13:44,188
You said wreffling.
409
00:13:44,273 --> 00:13:45,322
Well, I'm just excited!
410
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,913
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for joining us today.
411
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,999
Unfortunately,
I have some tragic news.
412
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:56,750
Adam Demamp died this weekend.
There will be no ladder match.
413
00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:58,129
There will be no wrestling.
414
00:13:58,295 --> 00:13:59,839
- Ah!
- No!
415
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,872
This is outrageous.
The crowd is going crazy.
416
00:14:01,957 --> 00:14:04,925
- No wrestling today, Waymond.
- No!
417
00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:08,295
What is that?
418
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,047
Adam Demamp is gone!
419
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,518
Who the hell are you?
420
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,645
Oh, is he Catwoman?
I'm not quite sure.
421
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,638
What is happening?
Who?
422
00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,273
That's right!
423
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,359
Adam Demamp was killed this weekend,
424
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:26,363
saving hundreds of Maxim models
from burning in a hotel alive.
425
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:28,952
He was also sleeping
with a ton of them.
426
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:34,238
And then, his burnt ashes were eaten
427
00:14:34,323 --> 00:14:37,040
by an insane little street kitten.
428
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:41,378
But he then transformed!
429
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,997
I... am...
430
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:48,252
Catam!
431
00:14:48,337 --> 00:14:50,470
Hiss, hiss.
Meow!
432
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:54,308
Holy smokes.
433
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,687
Ladies and gentlemen, Catam is here.
434
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,428
And that's all well and good,
435
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,775
but unfortunately, there's
no one for you to wrestle,
436
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:03,319
because in other
and even more tragic news,
437
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:06,403
eskimofo also died this weekend.
438
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,660
Okay, what is this?
What's going on now?
439
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,499
Yeah! That's right!
440
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:19,366
- Eskimofo is also dead.
- Oh, my God.
441
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:21,337
I am Eracist!
442
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,704
What?
Just enunciate.
443
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:27,257
E-racist.
I am the Eracist.
444
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,293
- Right? Tell 'em.
- We're not friends.
445
00:15:29,378 --> 00:15:32,012
Hey, your buddy here jacked us
for a hundred bucks.
446
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,930
But I'm willing to let that slide
447
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,465
if you say I'm your best friend now.
448
00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:38,185
Say it, do it. Do it.
449
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,220
- We're friends.
- Yeah... yep!
450
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:41,471
You hear that?
You heard it.
451
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:42,856
All right.
452
00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:46,777
And we are here
together to destroy...
453
00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:50,564
Erase... racism.
454
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:54,746
Just like I'm about
to erase you, Catam.
455
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,321
- You motherfucker.
- Whoa!
456
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,740
It's a swing-in wrestle.
457
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,666
Kill him!
458
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,066
Oh!
459
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:24,931
Oh!
460
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:26,277
Oh, boys?
461
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,781
Whoever gets that belt first
will not only get the belt,
462
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:33,273
but you'll get something much,
much more valuable.
463
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,328
My beautiful daughter's
hand in marriage!
464
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,027
- No!
- Yes.
465
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,112
No, you can't force
me to marry anybody.
466
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:41,248
- My heart belongs to Adam.
- Adam is dead!
467
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,066
You heard him.
468
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:46,036
I am a rich businessperson,
and I command you to marry
469
00:16:46,121 --> 00:16:47,671
the winner of this match.
470
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:49,539
- No!
- Yes.
471
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:53,877
There's not gonna be a winner,
'cause this match is over.
472
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,765
You three are evicted.
473
00:17:02,569 --> 00:17:04,453
{pub}Del, you can evict us all you want,
474
00:17:04,538 --> 00:17:08,573
but, um... I think we're gonna
finish this match.
475
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:09,491
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
476
00:17:09,576 --> 00:17:10,959
Yeah!
477
00:17:11,045 --> 00:17:12,494
Not on my property, you're not.
478
00:17:12,579 --> 00:17:15,047
Oh, damn, Waymond,
it just got real out here.
479
00:17:15,082 --> 00:17:17,495
Have you ever seen anything
like this?
480
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:19,468
Anders, do you think
we should shut this down?
481
00:17:19,553 --> 00:17:21,136
No, I don't, Montez.
482
00:17:21,221 --> 00:17:22,125
In fact, I don't know why
we should do anything
483
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,960
this guy tells us to do.
484
00:17:24,258 --> 00:17:27,426
'Cause I'm the lord
of this land, and what I... oh!
485
00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:29,978
Ooh, that... ooh.
486
00:17:30,064 --> 00:17:32,230
Adam, what are you doing, man?
487
00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:33,765
He was gonna evict us anyway, right?
488
00:17:33,817 --> 00:17:35,600
That doesn't mean
we should kick his ass.
489
00:17:35,652 --> 00:17:36,735
- You all right?
- Oh, no.
490
00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:38,687
No, stop.
491
00:17:38,772 --> 00:17:41,269
I'm the one who's gonna enjoy
ass-kicking your dumb ass asses.
492
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,812
- Huh?
- Oh!
493
00:17:46,697 --> 00:17:48,317
Del, no!
Oh, no!
494
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,169
Oh, a double clothesline!
495
00:17:54,254 --> 00:17:57,285
Aaah! Aaah!
496
00:17:57,591 --> 00:17:58,828
Yeah, boy!
497
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,929
Aah! Urgh!
498
00:18:03,964 --> 00:18:06,264
Ooh!
499
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:09,267
Aaah!
500
00:18:09,303 --> 00:18:10,590
Aah!
501
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,137
Aah!
502
00:18:14,725 --> 00:18:17,809
God, he's going nuts.
Going beast mode, yo.
503
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,682
Break his hands, Blake!
504
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:22,864
I can't, man!
His forearms are too strong!
505
00:18:22,950 --> 00:18:24,816
He scoops so much ice cream.
506
00:18:27,321 --> 00:18:29,775
No, no.
What's up, you fat little turd.
507
00:18:29,941 --> 00:18:31,289
You want some more of this?
Huh?
508
00:18:31,325 --> 00:18:34,459
You're a fat... you are...
509
00:18:34,495 --> 00:18:35,961
- Ow!
- Adam?
510
00:18:35,996 --> 00:18:38,663
P.S., I'm taking
your security deposit.
511
00:18:38,749 --> 00:18:41,666
- Oh!
- Boo!
512
00:18:41,718 --> 00:18:44,336
Oh, yeah, I'm the bad guy.
I'm the bad guy.
513
00:18:44,421 --> 00:18:45,971
All right, shut up.
Just shut up.
514
00:18:46,006 --> 00:18:47,472
Come here.
515
00:18:47,508 --> 00:18:48,924
Tomorrow, 2:30 to 5:30,
cold stone creamery
516
00:18:49,009 --> 00:18:50,058
across from the junior high...
517
00:18:50,144 --> 00:18:51,309
Half off all Oreo overloads
518
00:18:51,345 --> 00:18:52,727
and birthday cake remixes.
519
00:18:52,813 --> 00:18:54,012
I'll be scooping it up personally.
520
00:18:54,097 --> 00:18:55,096
Oh, what?
What?
521
00:18:55,182 --> 00:18:57,098
You guys want that?
522
00:18:57,184 --> 00:18:59,601
I'm gonna get your belt, and I'm
gonna throw it in the trash!
523
00:18:59,686 --> 00:19:02,821
Oh, my goodness.
Look what is happening now.
524
00:19:02,856 --> 00:19:04,406
- Come on, give it to me.
- Hey.
525
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:06,158
Give it to me.
526
00:19:06,193 --> 00:19:07,909
They're both reaching for the belt.
527
00:19:07,995 --> 00:19:09,494
They're trying to get the belt.
It's a slap fight.
528
00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:11,696
Be cool!
Ow, ow!
529
00:19:11,748 --> 00:19:13,949
- Del...
- Come here!
530
00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:14,950
Whoa.
531
00:19:15,035 --> 00:19:16,585
Oh, my goodness!
532
00:19:16,863 --> 00:19:19,171
Adam and Ders have slammed
Del down on the table!
533
00:19:19,206 --> 00:19:20,451
Whoo!
534
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:21,873
- Who's the champ?
- Who... who... who?
535
00:19:21,925 --> 00:19:23,258
I can't even speak anymore, Waymond.
536
00:19:23,343 --> 00:19:24,843
Do you have anything to say?
537
00:19:24,878 --> 00:19:26,711
I mean, Waymond, did you see
what just happened?
538
00:19:26,797 --> 00:19:28,459
You all just made a huge mistake.
539
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,215
You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
540
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:33,552
Hey man, I might be a cat,
but you're a pussy, dude!
541
00:19:33,637 --> 00:19:35,591
Poonanny!
Yeah!
542
00:19:35,973 --> 00:19:38,690
Here we go, guys.
TV event of the season.
543
00:19:38,725 --> 00:19:41,059
I think we're gonna get, like,
500 viewers this time.
544
00:19:41,144 --> 00:19:42,611
It was... it's just awesome, man.
545
00:19:42,696 --> 00:19:44,225
We're really just going out on top.
546
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,560
I mean, I want them
to play this one at my funeral.
547
00:19:46,726 --> 00:19:50,235
- Yeah, totally.
- I am the landlord!
548
00:19:50,287 --> 00:19:51,953
- Hey.
- What's up, Del?
549
00:19:52,039 --> 00:19:53,905
- Did it start yet?
- Oh, you haven't missed it.
550
00:19:53,991 --> 00:19:55,736
It's about to be
the best part... your part.
551
00:19:55,902 --> 00:19:57,292
Oh, yeah.
Dude, here you come.
552
00:19:57,377 --> 00:19:58,910
Yo, you were, like, terrifying.
553
00:19:58,962 --> 00:20:00,462
I was legit scared.
554
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,247
Yeah, only 'cause
you sold it so hard.
555
00:20:02,299 --> 00:20:03,619
I think the audience
bought it, though, right?
556
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,133
Yeah.
I hope they bought it.
557
00:20:05,219 --> 00:20:07,469
Considering
you punched me in my nose.
558
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,337
I feel like it's broken.
It hurts.
559
00:20:09,423 --> 00:20:10,755
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry about that.
560
00:20:10,841 --> 00:20:12,507
It's just, I never really liked you,
561
00:20:12,593 --> 00:20:17,345
so I had a shot, and I took it,
you know?
562
00:20:17,431 --> 00:20:19,931
Yeah!
Yeah, right!
563
00:20:20,017 --> 00:20:21,512
No, that's totally for real.
564
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,572
You guys don't think it's funny?
565
00:20:27,608 --> 00:20:28,940
Yeah, right.
566
00:20:28,992 --> 00:20:30,408
Deli meat here doesn't freaking
love me.
567
00:20:30,444 --> 00:20:31,826
Right.
Sure.
568
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:33,862
Shut up, okay?
569
00:20:33,947 --> 00:20:35,664
Okay.
570
00:20:35,749 --> 00:20:37,198
Yeah, I get that.
571
00:20:37,284 --> 00:20:38,617
Hey, anyway, thanks
for letting me in on it.
572
00:20:38,669 --> 00:20:40,085
- I had so much fun.
- Yeah.
573
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,870
And I think after my plug
hits the air,
574
00:20:41,955 --> 00:20:43,371
my cold stone's gonna be blowing up.
575
00:20:43,457 --> 00:20:45,173
Hmm, you know what else
is about to blow up?
576
00:20:45,259 --> 00:20:47,208
Your brain, dude, 'cause we
got your rent right here.
577
00:20:47,294 --> 00:20:49,094
Oh.
Thanks, man.
578
00:20:49,963 --> 00:20:53,017
You know, the next month's
rent's due in two days, right?
579
00:20:54,313 --> 00:20:55,499
- Yeah, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
580
00:20:55,624 --> 00:20:56,380
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
581
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:58,341
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