1 00:00:02,117 --> 00:00:03,789 Okay, what? 2 00:00:03,812 --> 00:00:06,390 Have you seen these pieces? 3 00:00:06,421 --> 00:00:08,602 The breast pieces? No. 4 00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:11,618 Let's finish the puzzle, then you can keep the little booby pieces. 5 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:13,453 Okay. Yeah, I do have 'em. 6 00:00:13,467 --> 00:00:16,373 - Because I've really got into breasts lately. - Yeah. 7 00:00:16,380 --> 00:00:18,850 And also as of the past, as well. 8 00:00:18,865 --> 00:00:20,319 Yo, guys. 9 00:00:20,339 --> 00:00:24,027 Just got a crazy harsh email from Del, the landlord, about rent being late. 10 00:00:24,050 --> 00:00:25,748 Okay, so what? Rent's always late. 11 00:00:25,763 --> 00:00:27,613 - It's like our signature move. - Yeah, man. 12 00:00:27,624 --> 00:00:29,882 It's like our Shakira belly dance, basically. 13 00:00:29,904 --> 00:00:32,306 - Come on. - It is like a Shakira belly... 14 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:34,154 You still got it. 15 00:00:34,177 --> 00:00:36,974 - And then the butt cheeks follow it with... - Yeah, and the butt cheek flaps over. 16 00:00:36,989 --> 00:00:40,653 And secondly, Del freaking loves us. 17 00:00:40,669 --> 00:00:43,466 And I don't know about you guys, but specifically, he loves my guts. 18 00:00:43,481 --> 00:00:46,583 Let's re-invite him over, crush a 30 rack, 19 00:00:46,590 --> 00:00:49,372 Blake will do some Family Guy impressions. He loves those. 20 00:00:49,388 --> 00:00:52,740 Unfortunately, in the email he specifically said, 21 00:00:52,777 --> 00:00:56,186 "Do not try inviting me over to crush a 30 pack and do Family Guy impressions." 22 00:00:56,193 --> 00:00:58,913 So we need the rent, like, nowzers. 23 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:02,256 There's a bunch of stuff laying around the house that we never use. 24 00:01:02,282 --> 00:01:05,817 - You thinking garage sale? - No. 25 00:01:07,065 --> 00:01:09,057 - Oh! - He wasn't looking! 26 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:10,149 Whoo! 27 00:01:10,164 --> 00:01:13,138 - Brutus beefcake. - Coming at you! 28 00:01:13,565 --> 00:01:14,957 Oh! 29 00:01:14,972 --> 00:01:16,519 That was cool. That was cool, dude. 30 00:01:16,527 --> 00:01:20,105 - Ow, that actually hurt. - Oh, my goodness! 31 00:01:20,126 --> 00:01:20,881 We got a crowd. 32 00:01:20,896 --> 00:01:23,733 I told you people'd show up. Get a donation. 33 00:01:23,763 --> 00:01:25,608 What, is that a Hundo? Where'd you get that? 34 00:01:25,623 --> 00:01:27,494 We got to make 'em think we're worth the big bucks, baby. 35 00:01:27,510 --> 00:01:29,651 My grandma gave it to me. Cool, safety first. 36 00:01:29,666 --> 00:01:31,134 - Hey, give me that! - Did he take the hundred? 37 00:01:31,155 --> 00:01:32,921 - Yep, they took it. - That's 100 bucks. 38 00:01:32,943 --> 00:01:34,061 - Don't worry. - Get 'em. 39 00:01:34,076 --> 00:01:35,748 - I got this. - Hell yeah. 40 00:01:36,356 --> 00:01:37,684 Oh! [Car alarms] 41 00:01:37,707 --> 00:01:40,005 Everybody inside! Go inside. 42 00:01:40,581 --> 00:01:42,013 - Oh. - Go inside. 43 00:01:42,034 --> 00:01:43,479 - I can't. - Go around. 44 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:45,650 - Get the keys, get the keys. - Go around the block. Go around back! 45 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:57,640 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 46 00:01:58,110 --> 00:02:00,602 We really could've used that hundred, Adam. 47 00:02:00,618 --> 00:02:02,813 Yeah, it's cool. We'll just write it off. 48 00:02:02,841 --> 00:02:04,669 Did you say write it off? 49 00:02:04,685 --> 00:02:06,505 Yeah, it's like a tax thing, you know? 50 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,779 You just write it off. Write off the hundred. 51 00:02:08,794 --> 00:02:10,174 - Yeah. - Well, whatever. 52 00:02:10,190 --> 00:02:12,893 I know those little brats definitely rode off with your hundred. 53 00:02:12,908 --> 00:02:14,224 - Yeah. - We should kill 'em. 54 00:02:14,239 --> 00:02:17,296 Yo, yo, yo, dude. Dude, would you mind taking a picture of us, yo? 55 00:02:18,125 --> 00:02:20,592 - Okay. - Dude, this is crazy, man. 56 00:02:20,622 --> 00:02:22,638 I'm such a big fan of yours, man. Yeah! 57 00:02:22,661 --> 00:02:25,091 What are you a fan of, how stinky his farts are? 58 00:02:25,106 --> 00:02:27,606 For real, the way you poop, it ain't cute. 59 00:02:27,623 --> 00:02:30,475 You haven't seen this dude's show, yo? It is so dope, man. 60 00:02:30,490 --> 00:02:32,686 - This guy's an all-time legend. - This dude is dope. 61 00:02:32,712 --> 00:02:34,139 Ah, man. 62 00:02:35,008 --> 00:02:36,258 Yeah, boy. 63 00:02:36,274 --> 00:02:37,821 What is he... you have a show? 64 00:02:37,843 --> 00:02:41,366 Only the most popular one on Rancho Cable Access. 65 00:02:41,843 --> 00:02:42,616 Check it out, man. 66 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:44,350 Welcome to Rancho. 67 00:02:44,375 --> 00:02:46,375 ♪ ♪ 68 00:02:46,593 --> 00:02:49,991 Today, we're at Hamilton Springs Park in Southern Rancho, 69 00:02:50,006 --> 00:02:53,115 - I've been there. - ...which is rumored to have some nice benches. 70 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:55,523 What a nice bench. 71 00:02:56,675 --> 00:02:59,175 Like, if Bill has a show, we should definitely have a show. 72 00:02:59,186 --> 00:03:00,819 But ours will be better 'cause we'll get, like, 73 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:03,684 cool, famous people like Jean Claude Van Damme 74 00:03:03,699 --> 00:03:05,762 and film him doing, like, cool stuff. 75 00:03:05,814 --> 00:03:08,739 Oh yeah, what if we, like, film him on a road trip across America? 76 00:03:08,761 --> 00:03:12,075 We could call it Jean Claude's Damn Van. 77 00:03:12,090 --> 00:03:14,582 Okay, you guys, we can't... That's actually very cool. 78 00:03:14,605 --> 00:03:16,637 - That was a very good idea. - Right? 79 00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:18,629 - Wow. - Blake, that was very good. 80 00:03:18,652 --> 00:03:21,293 - Thanks, bro. I just kind of fell into that one. - Jean Claude's Damn Van. 81 00:03:21,322 --> 00:03:24,370 - I love that. - But here's something that we can actually do, okay? 82 00:03:24,385 --> 00:03:26,573 Public Access wrestling show. 83 00:03:26,596 --> 00:03:28,924 Okay, I'm actually very psyched for that, 84 00:03:28,947 --> 00:03:31,603 'cause I know we have casually mentioned starting a federation, 85 00:03:31,619 --> 00:03:34,275 but it is a dream of mine, and if we could get it on TV, 86 00:03:34,291 --> 00:03:37,096 I think a lot of people would pay to see us wrestle. 87 00:03:37,119 --> 00:03:40,947 Exactly, and everybody's seen backyard wrestling, right? 88 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:42,072 Done. It's played. 89 00:03:42,095 --> 00:03:43,863 But what haven't they seen? 90 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:45,310 Front yard wrestling. 91 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:48,208 Also, because you lost $100 last when we were trying to do the wrestling thing, 92 00:03:48,231 --> 00:03:50,981 - so I'm gonna take over as commissioner of this federation. - Ugh. 93 00:03:51,011 --> 00:03:55,331 And you guys will be battling for Inter-Rancho world championship belts. 94 00:03:55,346 --> 00:03:57,112 This is gonna be good. I'm gonna go talk to Bill, 95 00:03:57,135 --> 00:03:59,987 find out how we get on Public Access, and 96 00:04:00,019 --> 00:04:02,480 I might even scout the office for some talent. 97 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:03,714 I don't know. 98 00:04:03,733 --> 00:04:05,182 It's all very exciting. 99 00:04:05,383 --> 00:04:11,631 Welcome to the front yard wrestling Inter-Rancho wrestling championship match. 100 00:04:11,646 --> 00:04:16,077 Let's get sweaty and wrestle! 101 00:04:17,521 --> 00:04:22,075 Coming to the ring now, you know him, you love him... Eskimofo. 102 00:04:22,097 --> 00:04:23,513 Ricky, get out. 103 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:31,244 [Yells] 104 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:35,755 I will tear into my opponent 105 00:04:35,769 --> 00:04:39,392 the way the mighty Kodiak tears into a salmon! 106 00:04:40,997 --> 00:04:44,021 Okay, that's disgusting. This is... this is not... 107 00:04:44,043 --> 00:04:45,624 He's really doing this. 108 00:04:45,641 --> 00:04:47,184 He must be good at wrestling. 109 00:04:49,969 --> 00:04:51,469 I'll say that right there. Disgusting. 110 00:04:51,476 --> 00:04:52,930 Waymond, what do you think? 111 00:04:52,945 --> 00:04:54,570 Oh, you probably like that. You are Asian. 112 00:04:54,596 --> 00:04:58,229 And now joining us in the east corner... 113 00:04:58,253 --> 00:05:00,870 A new kid on the scene battling for the belt... 114 00:05:00,893 --> 00:05:03,339 It's Adam. 115 00:05:03,382 --> 00:05:06,097 It's not very original at all, Waymond. 116 00:05:06,103 --> 00:05:09,080 Just with a simple name of "Adam." Here we are. Here we are. 117 00:05:09,103 --> 00:05:11,291 Snap into wrestling! 118 00:05:11,314 --> 00:05:14,205 And snap into... 119 00:05:14,220 --> 00:05:15,602 Okay, oh! 120 00:05:16,031 --> 00:05:19,742 Slim Jim! 121 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:22,370 Dude, I don't know if we can say that on TV. What are you doing? 122 00:05:24,505 --> 00:05:26,045 Oh, that was awesome. 123 00:05:26,068 --> 00:05:27,608 We are ringside. We're ready to get started. 124 00:05:27,623 --> 00:05:30,627 Ooh, it's a furious start to the match. 125 00:05:32,881 --> 00:05:35,099 Eskimofo and Adam are dancing. 126 00:05:35,114 --> 00:05:36,904 - Yeah! - Whoa! 127 00:05:38,933 --> 00:05:40,175 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 128 00:05:40,198 --> 00:05:41,878 - Yeah. Was that good? - Yeah, yeah, man. 129 00:05:41,901 --> 00:05:43,029 - You totally sold it. - Okay. 130 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:44,373 You tricked me. 131 00:05:44,388 --> 00:05:46,073 Real quick, though... you're the Jabroni. 132 00:05:46,088 --> 00:05:47,940 What? No. We didn't plan it that way, all right? 133 00:05:47,955 --> 00:05:49,147 I win. I get the girl. 134 00:05:49,170 --> 00:05:51,288 - Okay, I'm gonna suplex you. - I'm gonna suplex you. 135 00:05:51,303 --> 00:05:53,288 - One, two, suplex. - Time out! 136 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:54,884 Oh! 137 00:05:54,927 --> 00:05:57,575 Oh, well, if it isn't my beautiful daughter, 138 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,177 bratty Cathy, everyone. 139 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:00,877 Whoo! Get him, baby. 140 00:06:02,901 --> 00:06:03,953 Excuse me. 141 00:06:03,968 --> 00:06:07,843 I see you've gotten the fur that daddy bought you with all his money. 142 00:06:07,859 --> 00:06:09,703 Ooh, cha-ching, cha-ching. 143 00:06:10,101 --> 00:06:11,687 All: Oh! 144 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:13,075 Love it! I love it! 145 00:06:13,098 --> 00:06:17,200 You ready to watch your boyfriend and my favorite wrestler, Eskimofo, win the match? 146 00:06:17,215 --> 00:06:18,544 Is now the time? 147 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,784 No, I actually want Adam to win! 148 00:06:21,807 --> 00:06:23,151 Whoo! 149 00:06:23,192 --> 00:06:24,723 One, two... 150 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:27,176 Ow! Ow! 151 00:06:27,205 --> 00:06:28,066 - Nice. - Whoo! 152 00:06:28,081 --> 00:06:29,691 - I almost put it on. - Two, three! 153 00:06:29,706 --> 00:06:31,037 Yeah! 154 00:06:31,052 --> 00:06:32,521 Child, what are you doing? 155 00:06:34,654 --> 00:06:36,318 - That hurt. - Champion. - No! 156 00:06:36,333 --> 00:06:37,450 I'm the champion. 157 00:06:37,474 --> 00:06:40,896 My sweet daughter's rooting for that guy now? 158 00:06:40,918 --> 00:06:42,291 No! 159 00:06:46,586 --> 00:06:47,842 {pub}- Ow! - Champion! 160 00:06:47,857 --> 00:06:48,970 There's glass in my ass. 161 00:06:48,998 --> 00:06:51,896 - I am the champion. - Oh, wow. 162 00:06:51,929 --> 00:06:52,945 Hello out there. 163 00:06:52,982 --> 00:06:54,401 Hey, it's me, commissioner Ders. 164 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:56,001 And if you liked tonight's action, 165 00:06:56,008 --> 00:06:58,208 then preorder your tickets for next week's showdown. 166 00:06:58,223 --> 00:06:59,923 It's Rentlemania One! 167 00:06:59,939 --> 00:07:03,149 It's Eskimofo versus Adam. 168 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:07,111 In a ladder match! Uh-oh! 169 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,315 Bring the wife, bring the kids, 170 00:07:08,322 --> 00:07:12,384 because these maniacs are about to bash each other's skulls into a soupy pulp. 171 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:13,710 It's two warriors, one ring. 172 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:16,023 Rentlemania is coming-oming-oming-oming. 173 00:07:16,045 --> 00:07:17,486 Dude, the commercial looks great. 174 00:07:17,502 --> 00:07:19,238 Thank you. And we made 200 bucks, guys. 175 00:07:19,263 --> 00:07:21,729 - That's awesome. - Only 2,000 more, and we're good. 176 00:07:21,744 --> 00:07:23,346 Whoa, it's 5:00 in the morning. 177 00:07:23,370 --> 00:07:27,067 I guess we could either go to bed, or... oh, check it out. 178 00:07:27,091 --> 00:07:28,449 I got seven episodes of Doug. 179 00:07:28,472 --> 00:07:30,542 You guys want to walk till work? Huh? 180 00:07:30,567 --> 00:07:32,739 I wouldn't mind skeetering on that Patty mayonnaise. 181 00:07:34,035 --> 00:07:36,808 - Up high. - Like, nowadays, you might not go for Patty mayonnaise. 182 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:38,496 Not with Roger Klotz in the building. 183 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:40,564 I kept thinking you were saying "panty mayonnaise." 184 00:07:40,587 --> 00:07:43,080 Hey, I heard the show was on last night. 185 00:07:43,094 --> 00:07:44,998 Thank you for watching. 186 00:07:45,013 --> 00:07:46,315 I hope you did. I don't know if you did. 187 00:07:46,330 --> 00:07:49,374 I also heard they were gonna give you my 4 a.m. time slot 188 00:07:49,389 --> 00:07:51,303 for something called Rentlemania. 189 00:07:51,321 --> 00:07:53,860 Shut up. We got the four... they said that? 190 00:07:53,883 --> 00:07:56,266 - Is that... that's good? - This is huge. It's like, the primo time slot. 191 00:07:56,290 --> 00:07:57,376 - Yes! - That's great. 192 00:07:57,391 --> 00:08:00,336 - I guess we're gonna be stacking paper, which means cash. - Ooh. 193 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:02,860 - But, that was my time... - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 194 00:08:02,875 --> 00:08:04,688 you're the front yard wrestler dude. 195 00:08:04,721 --> 00:08:07,596 - Yeah. - You're Eskimofo, right? 196 00:08:08,127 --> 00:08:09,358 - Yeah. - And... 197 00:08:09,373 --> 00:08:11,220 Would you take... Oh my God, it's Adam! 198 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,128 Yes it is! It is Adam! Yeah. 199 00:08:13,136 --> 00:08:14,745 Dude, would you take a picture of us? 200 00:08:14,768 --> 00:08:16,434 This guy's a tweaker, man. 201 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:17,829 Let me just delete the photos of you, okay? 202 00:08:17,844 --> 00:08:19,352 - Okay, I can get in it too. - No, no, no, no! 203 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:21,859 No, no, I don't want... I don't want you, man. I want my heroes, man. 204 00:08:21,874 --> 00:08:23,742 - You guys are awesome. - All right, get in here. 205 00:08:23,757 --> 00:08:24,822 Whoo! 206 00:08:25,207 --> 00:08:26,691 - Okay, that's good. - [All speaking at once] 207 00:08:27,690 --> 00:08:28,385 Yes! 208 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,542 - Dude, it's rad! - Yes, it is rad! 209 00:08:30,568 --> 00:08:31,623 Front yard wrestling! 210 00:08:31,657 --> 00:08:33,626 - Front yard wrestling! - God bless. 211 00:08:33,641 --> 00:08:34,899 That's why we do it, right there. 212 00:08:34,906 --> 00:08:36,548 Yeah, yeah. Well, no... rent. 213 00:08:36,571 --> 00:08:38,204 - But yeah, I mean, people are watching. - Yeah. 214 00:08:38,212 --> 00:08:40,765 Hey, would you guys want to be interviewed on my show sometime? 215 00:08:40,781 --> 00:08:43,054 Could be good cross-promotion for the station. 216 00:08:43,078 --> 00:08:47,055 Yeah, we should do it, I mean, 'cause we did just jack your time slot. 217 00:08:47,078 --> 00:08:48,359 - Ooh. - We did. 218 00:08:48,366 --> 00:08:50,579 - I just realized that. - Yeah, I just realized that now. 219 00:08:50,586 --> 00:08:52,287 We just kind of bent you over the barrel, huh? 220 00:08:52,318 --> 00:08:54,479 - Yeah. - So we'll do it. We'll give you a little bump in the demo. 221 00:08:54,504 --> 00:08:57,637 - How's that sound? - We freaking bent you over the barrel, and then butt-fuck you. 222 00:08:57,665 --> 00:08:58,829 - Butt-fuck. - Very cool. 223 00:08:58,845 --> 00:09:02,014 Well, I'll have my producer, who's me, set it up. 224 00:09:02,479 --> 00:09:04,174 We didn't butt-fuck him. 225 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,757 Yeah, what was up with that? We didn't... 226 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,204 - We bent him over the barrel. - Oh, I don't want to butt... 227 00:09:07,223 --> 00:09:09,020 I do not want to butt-fuck Bill. 228 00:09:09,037 --> 00:09:12,456 [Upbeat theme music] 229 00:09:12,645 --> 00:09:13,962 ♪ ♪ 230 00:09:13,977 --> 00:09:15,954 Welcome to Rancho! 231 00:09:15,981 --> 00:09:17,728 And congratulations to Adam. 232 00:09:17,751 --> 00:09:19,673 You were champion of last week's match. 233 00:09:19,701 --> 00:09:20,931 Thank you. 234 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,762 That's like my wrestling... 235 00:09:24,735 --> 00:09:25,416 Thank you. 236 00:09:25,423 --> 00:09:26,956 But don't you think it's weird that you won, 237 00:09:26,981 --> 00:09:30,515 considering you seem like a total zero with no personality? 238 00:09:32,399 --> 00:09:33,760 Yeah. Do you... 239 00:09:33,775 --> 00:09:36,486 - More like you don't. - Great. 240 00:09:36,519 --> 00:09:40,036 Really, the only wrestler with any personality was Eskimofo. 241 00:09:40,044 --> 00:09:43,934 - Thank you. - The racist caricature of an Inuit. 242 00:09:43,988 --> 00:09:44,987 - Well... - What? 243 00:09:45,008 --> 00:09:48,524 - I don't... - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, no. 244 00:09:48,538 --> 00:09:51,672 Everything I do as Eskimofo is an homage to 245 00:09:51,687 --> 00:09:56,836 the strong and powerful igloo-dwelling whale riders. 246 00:09:56,859 --> 00:09:58,948 Well, here's what a couple of American Indians 247 00:09:58,964 --> 00:10:01,588 we interviewed had to say about Eskimofo. 248 00:10:01,658 --> 00:10:03,323 [Sad music] 249 00:10:03,347 --> 00:10:04,995 Oh, this is cool-looking. 250 00:10:05,020 --> 00:10:06,543 This is embarrassing. 251 00:10:06,558 --> 00:10:09,629 I find this highly offensive. 252 00:10:09,644 --> 00:10:11,746 This is the worst thing I've ever seen. 253 00:10:11,754 --> 00:10:13,501 So offensive. 254 00:10:13,912 --> 00:10:15,060 Why? 255 00:10:15,075 --> 00:10:16,216 That could've been about anything. 256 00:10:16,232 --> 00:10:17,570 - She just said "why." - She's an actress. 257 00:10:17,577 --> 00:10:19,128 - I've seen her in movies. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 258 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,183 That's Lou Diamond Phillips. 259 00:10:20,190 --> 00:10:22,175 So what do you have to say for yourself? 260 00:10:22,198 --> 00:10:23,745 - You don't have to say anything. - I... 261 00:10:23,769 --> 00:10:26,691 I mean, I never meant to, like, hurt anybody's feelings. 262 00:10:26,698 --> 00:10:30,742 I love the Eskimos. I love... In-inu-inute? 263 00:10:30,748 --> 00:10:31,983 - Inuit. - Inu... 264 00:10:31,991 --> 00:10:34,358 Okay, well, and you can get the fuck out of here. 265 00:10:34,381 --> 00:10:37,454 - Thank you. - Okay, 'cause I'm more angry than any Eskimo ever could be, 266 00:10:37,478 --> 00:10:39,885 because I've got a freaking dope personality. 267 00:10:39,899 --> 00:10:43,158 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were just another guy named Adam 268 00:10:43,165 --> 00:10:45,705 fake wrestling in my old time slot. 269 00:10:45,719 --> 00:10:46,940 - So that's what this is about. - Okay. 270 00:10:46,956 --> 00:10:47,847 - Yep. - Okay, you know what? 271 00:10:47,862 --> 00:10:49,878 We're done with your name-calling and your "gotcha" journalism. 272 00:10:49,886 --> 00:10:51,392 - Hit the road. Get out of here! - It's time to go. Get out of here. 273 00:10:51,432 --> 00:10:53,090 All you guys, get your crew. Hit the bricks! 274 00:10:53,115 --> 00:10:55,233 - Can't come in my house... That wasn't nice. - Come on. 275 00:10:56,235 --> 00:10:57,348 - Hey, Del. - Hey. - Oh. 276 00:10:57,386 --> 00:10:58,840 What's up, you funky Homo Sapien? 277 00:10:58,863 --> 00:11:00,739 - Deli meat. - Yeah, come on, man. 278 00:11:00,754 --> 00:11:04,238 - Let's get you a beer. - Lois, get Del a brewski. 279 00:11:04,261 --> 00:11:05,598 - You did... you're really good. - Stop it. 280 00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:06,588 - Thank you. Thanks. - Stop it. 281 00:11:06,603 --> 00:11:08,131 I didn't come here to hang out. What's going on? 282 00:11:08,139 --> 00:11:09,850 What... are you Bill? You the guy who called me? 283 00:11:09,890 --> 00:11:11,374 I've been hanging out there for, like, ten minutes. 284 00:11:11,389 --> 00:11:14,312 Del Jacobson, you're the landlord of this home, correct? 285 00:11:14,327 --> 00:11:15,629 What do you think about your tenants 286 00:11:15,644 --> 00:11:18,551 running an illegal wrestling business on your property? 287 00:11:18,582 --> 00:11:21,043 Wrestling? Is that what... 288 00:11:21,568 --> 00:11:23,646 That's what all that is? You're doing a wrestling tournament? 289 00:11:23,669 --> 00:11:25,700 For money, illegally, on your property. 290 00:11:25,713 --> 00:11:27,197 All right, no, guys, you can't do this. 291 00:11:27,212 --> 00:11:30,041 I've put up with a lot over the years 'cause I like you. 292 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:32,080 - Thank you. - Not you. 293 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,952 Late rent. No rent. 294 00:11:33,966 --> 00:11:37,506 The property damage from the earthquake that somehow only hit this house. 295 00:11:37,529 --> 00:11:39,742 Look, Del, the only reason we're having the whole wrestle thing 296 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,924 is so we can raise money to pay rent. 297 00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:44,676 Del-Zone. Come on. 298 00:11:44,706 --> 00:11:46,745 You can't tell us you don't love wrestling. 299 00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:49,628 Yeah, I loved wrestling, Adam, when I was ten, okay? 300 00:11:49,644 --> 00:11:52,121 But I'm a grown-up now, with grown-up responsibilities. 301 00:11:52,137 --> 00:11:55,239 I've got an ex-wife who's clamoring for alimony. 302 00:11:55,273 --> 00:11:58,136 I've got a cold stone creamery franchise that's tanking 303 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,636 due to a goddamn pinkberry. 304 00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:01,503 - All right? - Yeah. 305 00:12:01,518 --> 00:12:03,878 It's taking all my business because everybody wants the healthy, 306 00:12:03,885 --> 00:12:06,972 fresh-flavored, refreshing... garbage. 307 00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:09,754 Del, anything goes wrong in one of these matches, you're liable. 308 00:12:09,769 --> 00:12:12,208 What show is this? What is this? 309 00:12:13,635 --> 00:12:15,893 Oh, this is our Public Access show. 310 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,804 Okay, all this has to stop. 311 00:12:17,819 --> 00:12:21,132 The wrestling's over, guys. All right? I can't have anything else go wrong. 312 00:12:21,147 --> 00:12:22,639 It's over. 313 00:12:22,646 --> 00:12:25,081 Hey, Del-Zone, guess what? 314 00:12:25,097 --> 00:12:26,824 We can't give the money back for Rentlemania 315 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,395 - or else we won't be able to afford rent. - My name isn't Del-Zone. 316 00:12:29,410 --> 00:12:31,762 My name is Del. Del Jacobson. 317 00:12:31,799 --> 00:12:34,744 - Not Del-hyphen-anything. - Deli Platter. 318 00:12:34,767 --> 00:12:37,892 No. No wrestling, or you're evicted, 319 00:12:37,907 --> 00:12:39,545 'cause I own this place, okay? 320 00:12:39,568 --> 00:12:41,428 You cannot own the land. 321 00:12:41,459 --> 00:12:43,260 What are you... I don't... 322 00:12:45,142 --> 00:12:48,211 Wow, it looks like the Rancho Cucamonga Front Yard 323 00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:53,031 Wrestling League is about to experience a sad, quiet death. 324 00:12:53,046 --> 00:12:55,757 I'm Bill Stephenson saying, if it's in Rancho, 325 00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:57,872 we'll come and see it and talk about it. 326 00:13:04,487 --> 00:13:07,725 {pub}Think of all we've been through at this house, guys. Remember our first kegger? 327 00:13:08,378 --> 00:13:11,198 Not really. I passed out on that rock. I know that. 328 00:13:11,213 --> 00:13:15,144 I remember the memories that you guys told me about that were yours. 329 00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:16,266 This sucks. 330 00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:18,622 Man, I thought our kids were gonna be born here. 331 00:13:18,645 --> 00:13:21,208 I thought we were gonna die here, dude. 332 00:13:21,246 --> 00:13:23,641 Wait, you thought we were, like, gonna get married 333 00:13:23,656 --> 00:13:26,727 and then live here together with our wives and kids? 334 00:13:26,743 --> 00:13:29,360 - I thought that was the plan. - Whatever, man. We're screwed. 335 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:32,984 The WWFYW... whatever... 336 00:13:33,007 --> 00:13:34,413 FYR... 337 00:13:34,464 --> 00:13:36,273 Yeah. It's dead, man. 338 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,917 It's just... it's dead. 339 00:13:38,724 --> 00:13:40,459 No, it's not. 340 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:43,918 Rentlemania is about to pop off 341 00:13:43,943 --> 00:13:46,787 and be the nastiest wreffling match these people have ever seen. 342 00:13:46,795 --> 00:13:49,399 - You said wreffling. - Well, I'm just excited! 343 00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:53,623 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us today. 344 00:13:53,646 --> 00:13:57,055 Unfortunately, I have some tragic news. 345 00:13:57,475 --> 00:14:00,952 Adam Demamp died this weekend. There will be no ladder match. 346 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,115 There will be no wrestling. 347 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,970 - Ah! - No! This is outrageous. The crowd is going crazy. 348 00:14:04,985 --> 00:14:07,486 - No wrestling today, Waymond. - No! 349 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,852 [Loud rock music] 350 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,805 What is that? 351 00:14:12,259 --> 00:14:14,075 Adam Demamp is gone! [Hissing] 352 00:14:14,292 --> 00:14:15,370 Who the hell are you? 353 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,719 Oh, is he Catwoman? I'm not quite sure. 354 00:14:17,742 --> 00:14:19,950 What is happening? Who? 355 00:14:21,517 --> 00:14:22,966 That's right! 356 00:14:22,989 --> 00:14:25,903 Adam Demamp was killed this weekend, 357 00:14:25,911 --> 00:14:30,013 saving hundreds of Maxim models from burning in a hotel alive. 358 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:33,393 He was also sleeping with a ton of them. 359 00:14:33,408 --> 00:14:37,893 And then, his burnt ashes were eaten 360 00:14:37,905 --> 00:14:40,945 by an insane little street kitten. 361 00:14:41,588 --> 00:14:45,338 But he then transformed! 362 00:14:45,348 --> 00:14:48,244 I... am... 363 00:14:48,282 --> 00:14:52,158 Catam! 364 00:14:52,185 --> 00:14:55,036 Hiss, hiss. Meow! 365 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,280 Holy smokes. 366 00:14:57,295 --> 00:14:59,592 Ladies and gentlemen, Catam is here. 367 00:14:59,623 --> 00:15:02,318 And that's all well and good, but 368 00:15:02,352 --> 00:15:04,043 unfortunately, there's no one for you to wrestle, 369 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:07,058 because in other and even more tragic news, 370 00:15:07,066 --> 00:15:10,045 Eskimofo also died this weekend. 371 00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:15,873 Okay, what is this? What's going on now? 372 00:15:17,578 --> 00:15:19,610 Yeah! That's right! 373 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,990 - Eskimofo is also dead. - Oh, my God. 374 00:15:23,028 --> 00:15:24,958 I am Eracist! 375 00:15:24,981 --> 00:15:27,072 What? Just enunciate. 376 00:15:27,582 --> 00:15:30,934 E-racist. I am the Eracist. 377 00:15:30,970 --> 00:15:33,680 - Right? Tell 'em. - We're not friends. 378 00:15:33,703 --> 00:15:36,719 Okey, come on. Your boy stole a hundred bucks from me the other day. 379 00:15:36,742 --> 00:15:39,610 But I'm willing to let that slide if you say I'm your best friend now. 380 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:41,914 Just say it, do it. Do it. 381 00:15:41,937 --> 00:15:43,961 - We're friends. - Yeah... yep! 382 00:15:43,983 --> 00:15:45,497 You hear that? You heard it. 383 00:15:45,518 --> 00:15:49,789 - All right. - And we are here together to destroy... 384 00:15:50,644 --> 00:15:52,687 Erase... 385 00:15:53,172 --> 00:15:54,188 racism. 386 00:15:54,217 --> 00:15:57,454 Just like I'm about to erase you, Catam. 387 00:15:59,143 --> 00:16:01,052 - You motherfucker. - Whoa! 388 00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:03,095 It's a swing-in wrestle. 389 00:16:10,717 --> 00:16:12,314 Kill him! 390 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,964 [Whistle blows] 391 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:25,909 Oh! 392 00:16:26,970 --> 00:16:28,162 Oh! 393 00:16:28,763 --> 00:16:30,490 Oh, boys? 394 00:16:30,516 --> 00:16:33,942 Whoever gets that belt first will not only get the belt, 395 00:16:33,957 --> 00:16:36,895 but you'll get something much, much more valuable. 396 00:16:36,903 --> 00:16:39,309 My beautiful daughter's hand in marriage! 397 00:16:39,326 --> 00:16:40,655 - No! - Yes. 398 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:42,775 No, you can't force me to marry anybody. 399 00:16:42,782 --> 00:16:45,142 - My heart belongs to Adam. - Adam is dead! 400 00:16:45,502 --> 00:16:46,529 You heard him. 401 00:16:46,537 --> 00:16:51,154 I am a rich businessperson, and I command you to marry the winner of this match. 402 00:16:51,172 --> 00:16:52,663 - No! - Yes. 403 00:16:53,184 --> 00:16:57,275 There's not gonna be a winner, 'cause this match is over. 404 00:16:57,730 --> 00:16:59,475 You three are evicted. 405 00:17:07,488 --> 00:17:10,686 {pub}Del, you can evict us all you want, but, um... 406 00:17:11,419 --> 00:17:13,224 I think we're gonna finish this match. 407 00:17:13,246 --> 00:17:14,606 - Yeah! - Yeah. 408 00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,279 - Yeah! - Not on my property, you're not. 409 00:17:16,709 --> 00:17:19,877 Oh, damn, Waymond, it just got real out here. 410 00:17:19,892 --> 00:17:21,697 Have you ever seen anything like this? 411 00:17:22,282 --> 00:17:24,643 Anders, do you think we should shut this down? 412 00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:25,908 No, I don't, Montez. 413 00:17:25,929 --> 00:17:28,730 In fact, I don't know why we should do anything this guy tells us to do. 414 00:17:28,752 --> 00:17:31,777 'Cause I'm the lord of this land, and what I... oh! 415 00:17:32,526 --> 00:17:34,458 Ooh, that... ooh. 416 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,944 Adam, what are you doing, man? 417 00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:38,497 He was gonna evict us anyway, right? 418 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,378 That doesn't mean we should kick his ass. 419 00:17:40,384 --> 00:17:41,753 - You all right? - Oh, no. 420 00:17:41,768 --> 00:17:46,776 - No, stop. - I'm the one who's gonna enjoy ass-kicking your dumb ass asses. 421 00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:47,841 - Huh? - Oh! 422 00:17:51,483 --> 00:17:53,372 - Del, no! - Oh, no! 423 00:17:57,188 --> 00:17:58,760 Oh, a double clothesline! 424 00:17:58,783 --> 00:18:01,616 Aaah! Aaah! 425 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,842 Yeah, boy! 426 00:18:06,889 --> 00:18:08,655 Aah! Urgh! 427 00:18:08,717 --> 00:18:09,954 Ooh! 428 00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:13,083 Aaah! 429 00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:15,331 Aah! 430 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,743 Aah! 431 00:18:18,979 --> 00:18:22,226 Oh my God, he's going nuts. Going beast mode, yo. 432 00:18:22,788 --> 00:18:24,511 Break his hands, Blake! 433 00:18:24,821 --> 00:18:27,837 I can't, man! His forearms are too strong! 434 00:18:27,854 --> 00:18:29,780 He scoops so much ice cream. 435 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:34,646 No, no. What's up, you fat little turd. 436 00:18:34,669 --> 00:18:36,045 You want some more of this? Huh? 437 00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:38,540 You're a fat... you are... 438 00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:40,609 - Ow! - Adam? 439 00:18:40,624 --> 00:18:43,335 P.S., I'm taking your security deposit. 440 00:18:43,371 --> 00:18:45,665 - Oh! - All: Boo! 441 00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:49,218 Oh, yeah, I'm the bad guy. I'm the bad guy. 442 00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:51,096 All right, shut up. Just shut up. 443 00:18:51,126 --> 00:18:53,831 Come here. Tomorrow, 2:30 to 5:30, cold stone creamery 444 00:18:53,846 --> 00:18:54,853 across from the junior high... 445 00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:57,541 Half off all Oreo overloads and birthday cake remixes. 446 00:18:57,575 --> 00:18:58,919 I'll be scooping it up personally. 447 00:18:58,945 --> 00:19:01,133 Oh, what? What? You guys want that? 448 00:19:01,158 --> 00:19:04,549 I'm gonna get your belt, and I'm gonna throw it in the trash! 449 00:19:04,590 --> 00:19:06,881 Oh, my goodness. Look what is happening now. 450 00:19:07,353 --> 00:19:09,298 - Come on, give it to me. - Hey. 451 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,884 Give it to me. 452 00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:14,157 They're trying to get the belt. It's a slap fight. 453 00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:16,102 Be cool! Ow, ow! 454 00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:18,141 - Del... - Come here! 455 00:19:18,914 --> 00:19:19,859 Whoa. 456 00:19:19,891 --> 00:19:24,235 Oh, my goodness! Adam and Ders have slammed Del down on the table! 457 00:19:24,257 --> 00:19:25,039 Whoo! 458 00:19:25,061 --> 00:19:26,696 - Who's the champ? - Who... who... who? 459 00:19:26,718 --> 00:19:28,022 I can't even speak anymore, Waymond. 460 00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,613 Do you have anything to say? 461 00:19:29,624 --> 00:19:31,382 I mean, Waymond, did you see what just happened? 462 00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:33,606 You all just made a huge mistake. 463 00:19:33,637 --> 00:19:34,784 You'll be hearing from my lawyer. 464 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,922 Hey man, I might be a cat, but you're a pussy, dude! 465 00:19:38,297 --> 00:19:40,616 - Poonanny! - Yeah! 466 00:19:40,642 --> 00:19:43,261 Here we go, guys. TV event of the season. 467 00:19:43,276 --> 00:19:45,699 I think we're gonna get, like, 500 viewers this time. 468 00:19:45,722 --> 00:19:47,351 It was... it's just awesome, man. 469 00:19:47,367 --> 00:19:48,882 We're really just going out on top. 470 00:19:48,912 --> 00:19:51,494 I mean, I want them to play this one at my funeral. 471 00:19:51,504 --> 00:19:53,878 - Yeah, totally. - I am the landlord! 472 00:19:55,057 --> 00:19:56,817 - Hey. - What's up, Del? 473 00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,739 - Did it start yet? - Oh, you haven't missed it. 474 00:19:58,785 --> 00:20:00,636 It's about to be the best part... your part. 475 00:20:00,643 --> 00:20:02,035 Oh, yeah. Dude, here you come. 476 00:20:02,069 --> 00:20:03,835 Yo, you were, like, terrifying. 477 00:20:03,866 --> 00:20:04,949 I was legit scared. 478 00:20:04,972 --> 00:20:07,175 Yeah, only 'cause you sold it so hard. 479 00:20:07,203 --> 00:20:08,616 I think the audience bought it, though, right? 480 00:20:08,630 --> 00:20:09,913 Yeah. I hope they bought it. 481 00:20:09,928 --> 00:20:12,163 Considering you punched me in my nose. 482 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,874 I feel like it's broken. It hurts. 483 00:20:13,889 --> 00:20:17,139 Yeah, yeah. Sorry about that. It's just, I never really liked you, 484 00:20:17,154 --> 00:20:19,666 so I had a shot, and I took it, you know? 485 00:20:21,918 --> 00:20:24,802 Yeah! Yeah, right! 486 00:20:24,834 --> 00:20:26,193 No, that's totally for real. 487 00:20:31,003 --> 00:20:32,581 You guys don't think it's funny? 488 00:20:32,596 --> 00:20:35,162 Yeah, right. Deli meat here doesn't freaking love me. 489 00:20:35,206 --> 00:20:36,464 Right. Sure. 490 00:20:36,479 --> 00:20:37,565 Shut up, okay? 491 00:20:38,497 --> 00:20:39,624 Okay. 492 00:20:40,644 --> 00:20:41,888 Yeah, I get that. 493 00:20:41,911 --> 00:20:43,320 Hey, anyway, thanks for letting me in on it. 494 00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:44,476 - I had so much fun. - Yeah. 495 00:20:44,491 --> 00:20:46,578 And I think after my plug hits the air, 496 00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,059 my cold stone's gonna be blowing up. 497 00:20:48,090 --> 00:20:49,559 Hmm, you know what else is about to blow up? 498 00:20:49,567 --> 00:20:51,895 Your brain, dude, 'cause we got your rent right here. 499 00:20:51,932 --> 00:20:54,064 Oh. Thanks, man. 500 00:20:54,867 --> 00:20:57,680 You know, the next month's rent's due in two days, right? 501 00:20:59,373 --> 00:21:00,396 - All: Yeah, yeah. - Mm-hmm. 502 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,287 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 503 00:21:01,316 --> 00:21:06,416 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 504 00:21:07,604 --> 00:21:10,766 Oh! A different world! 505 00:21:11,469 --> 00:21:13,860 Shake your belly. Ooh. 506 00:21:13,885 --> 00:21:16,299 [Laughter] 507 00:21:17,285 --> 00:21:20,063 Carl and Homeless Mike. We taking over this planet, baby. 508 00:21:20,088 --> 00:21:21,562 We taking over the planet.