1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:02,295 Okay, what? 2 00:00:02,377 --> 00:00:05,130 Have you seen these pieces? 3 00:00:05,214 --> 00:00:06,807 The breast pieces? 4 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:08,600 - No. - Let's finish the puzzle, 5 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,894 - then you can keep the little booby pieces. - Okay. 6 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:12,266 Yeah, I do have 'em. 7 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:15,065 Because I've really got into breasts lately. 8 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:17,480 And also as of... The past, as well. 9 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:18,986 Yo, guys. 10 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,779 Just got a crazy harsh email 11 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,401 from Del, the landlord, about rent being late. 12 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,567 Okay, so what? Rent's always late. 13 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:25,822 It's like our signature move. 14 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:29,030 Yeah, man. It's like our Shakira belly dance, basically, come on. 15 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:30,451 It is like a Shakira belly... 16 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:33,116 You still got it. 17 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,453 And then the butt cheeks follow it with her... 18 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:39,377 And secondly, Del freaking loves us. 19 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:42,175 And I don't know about you guys, but specifically, he loves my guts. 20 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:45,136 Let's re-invite him over, crush a 30 rack, 21 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:48,178 Blake will do some Family Guy impressions. He loves those. 22 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:51,181 Unfortunately, in the email he specifically said, 23 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:52,890 "Do not try inviting me over 24 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:55,064 "to crush a 30 pack and do Family Guy impressions." 25 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:57,232 So we need the rent, like, nowzers. 26 00:00:57,683 --> 00:01:00,311 There's a bunch of stuff laying around the house that we never use. 27 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:04,740 - You thinking garage sale? - No. 28 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,742 - Oh! - He wasn't looking! 29 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:08,910 Whoo! 30 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:11,239 - Brutus beefcake coming at you! - Oh! 31 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:13,540 Ahhh! 32 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,208 - That was cool. - That was cool, dude. 33 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:16,706 Ow, that actually hurt. 34 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:19,004 Oh, my goodness! 35 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,080 We got a crowd. 36 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,382 I told you people'd show up. Get a donation. 37 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:24,380 What, is that a hundo? Where'd you get that? 38 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,177 We got to make 'em think we're worth the big bucks, baby. 39 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:27,425 My grandma gave it to me. 40 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:28,721 Cool, safety first. 41 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:30,094 - Hey, give me that! - Did he take the 100? 42 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,425 - Yep, they took it. - That's 100 bucks. 43 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:32,760 - Don't worry. - Get 'em. 44 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:35,096 - I got this. - Hell yeah. 45 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:36,430 Oh! 46 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,641 Everybody inside! Go inside. 47 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,317 - Go. Go inside. - I can't. 48 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:43,270 - Go around. Go around the block. - Get the keys, get the keys. 49 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:44,354 Go around back! 50 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:48,500 Ripped By mstoll 51 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:49,651 I'm fresh 52 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:52,908 You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta 53 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:54,740 Gotta be fresh 54 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:59,211 We really could've used that 100, Adam. 55 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,459 - Yeah - It's cool. We'll just ride it off. 56 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:02,957 Did you say, "Ride it off“? 57 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,292 Yeah, it's like a tax thing, you know? 58 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,548 You just ride it off. Ride off the 100. 59 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:11,598 Well, whatever. I know those little brats definitely rode off with your 100. 60 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:13,095 Yeah. We should kill 'em. 61 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:14,222 Yo, yo, yo, dude. 62 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,518 Dude, would you mind taking a picture of us, yo? 63 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:18,145 Okay. 64 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:21,646 Dude, this is crazy, man. I'm such a big fan of yours, man. Yeah! 65 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,398 What are you a fan of? How stinky his farts are? 66 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,896 For real, the way you poot, it ain't cute. 67 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:27,986 You haven't seen this dude's show, yo? 68 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,367 It is so dope, man. This guy's an all-time legend. 69 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:31,489 This dude is dope? 70 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:32,694 Aw, man. 71 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:34,996 Yeah, boy! 72 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,665 What is he... You have a show? 73 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,744 Only the most popular one on Rancho Cable access. 74 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:43,168 - Check it out, man. - Welcome to Rancho. 75 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,710 Today, we're at Hamilton Springs Park 76 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,386 - in Southern Rancho... - I've been there. 77 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:52,214 ...which is rumored to have some nice benches. 78 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,765 What a nice bench. 79 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,894 If Bill has a show, we should definitely have a show. 80 00:02:57,969 --> 00:02:59,562 But ours will be better 'cause we'll get, like, 81 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:02,391 cool, famous people like Jean-Claude Van Damme 82 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:04,317 and film him doing, like, cool stuff. 83 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:05,773 Oh, yeah, what if we, like, 84 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,650 film him on a road trip across America? 85 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:10,858 We could call it Jean-Claude's Damn Van. 86 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,067 You guys, we can't... 87 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,535 That's actually very cool. 88 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,408 - That was a very good idea! - Right? 89 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,660 - Wow. - Blake, that was very good! 90 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:20,788 - Thanks, bro. I just kind of fell into that one. - Jean-Claude's Damn Van, I love it. 91 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,961 But here's something that we can actually do, okay? 92 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,501 Public access wrestling show. 93 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,958 Okay, I'm actually very psyched for that, 94 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,464 'cause I know we have casually mentioned starting a federation, 95 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:31,636 but it is a dream of mine, 96 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,055 and if we could get it on TV, 97 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:35,804 I think a lot of people would pay to see us wrestle. 98 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:39,728 Exactly, and everybody's seen backyard wrestling, right? 99 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:40,929 Done. It's played. 100 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:42,605 But what haven't they seen? 101 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:44,099 Front yard wrestling. 102 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:47,061 Also, because you lost $100 last when we were trying to do the wrestling thing, 103 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:49,522 so I'm gonna take over as commissioner of this federation. 104 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:51,231 - Ugh. - And you guys will be battling for 105 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,908 inter-Rancho world championship belts. 106 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,782 This is gonna be good. I'm gonna go talk to Bill, 107 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:58,075 find out how we get on public access and, uh, 108 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,041 I might even scout the office for some talent. 109 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:02,409 I don't know. 110 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:03,914 It's all very exciting. 111 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:10,255 Welcome to the Front Yard Wrestling Inter-Rancho Wrestling Championship match. 112 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:14,759 Let's get sweaty and wrestle! 113 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,511 The event is ready to get started today... 114 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:20,811 Coming to the ring now, you know him, you love him, Eskimofo. 115 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:22,308 Ricky, get out. 116 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:34,275 I will tear into my opponent 117 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:37,866 the way the mighty Kodiak tears into a salmon! 118 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:42,833 Okay, that's disgusting. This is... This is not... 119 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:44,413 He's really doing this. 120 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,291 He must be good at wrestling. 121 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:51,504 I'll say that right there. Disgusting. Waymond, what do you think? 122 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:53,335 Oh, you probably like that. You are Asian. 123 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:56,797 And now joining us in the east corner... 124 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,220 A new kid on the scene battling for the belt. 125 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:02,018 It's Adam. 126 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:04,646 That's not very original at all, Waymond. 127 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:08,146 Just with a simple name of "Adam.“ Here we are. Here we are. 128 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:09,568 Snap into wrestling! 129 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,942 And snap into... 130 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,443 Okay... Ow! 131 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:18,194 Slim Jim! 132 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:20,570 Dude, I don't know if we can say that on TV. What are you doing? 133 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,041 Oh, that was awesome. 134 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:26,538 We are ringside. We're ready to get started. 135 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:28,837 Oh, it's a furious start to the match. 136 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:33,750 Eskimofo and Adam are dancing. 137 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,677 - Yeah! - Whoa! 138 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,925 Ahhh! 139 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,297 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 140 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,095 - Was that cool? - Yeah, yeah, man. You totally sold it. 141 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,176 - Okay. - You tricked me. 142 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:44,887 Real quick, though, you're the jabroni. 143 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,813 What? No. We didn't plan it that way, all right? 144 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,105 I win. I get the girl. 145 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,149 - Okay, I'm gonna suplex you. - I'm gonna suplex you. 146 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,353 - One, two, suplex. - Time out! 147 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:53,982 Oh! 148 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:58,112 Oh, well, if it isn't my beautiful daughter, bratty Cathy, everyone. 149 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,317 Whoo! Get him, baby. 150 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:02,703 Excuse me. 151 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:06,374 I see you've gotten the fur that daddy bought you with all his money. 152 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,668 Ooh, cha-ching, cha-ching. 153 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,246 Oh! 154 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:11,872 Love it! I love it! 155 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:15,801 You ready to watch your boyfriend and my favorite wrestler, Eskimofo, win the match? 156 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,131 Is now the time? 157 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:21,719 No, I actually want Adam to win! Whoo! 158 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,634 - Ha! - One, two... 159 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:25,806 Ow! Ow! 160 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:26,887 - Nice. - Whoo! 161 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,438 - I almost put it on. - Two, three! 162 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:29,810 Yeah! 163 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:31,350 Child, what are you doing? 164 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,986 - That hurt. - Champion. 165 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,229 - No! - I'm the champion. 166 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:39,613 My sweet daughter's rooting for that guy now? 167 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:40,783 No! 168 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:45,447 - Ow! - Champion! 169 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:46,782 There's glass in my ass. 170 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,037 I am the champion. 171 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:49,576 Oh, wow. 172 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:50,660 Hello out there. 173 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,623 Hey, it's me, Commissioner Ders. And if you liked tonight's action, 174 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:56,083 then preorder your tickets for next week's showdown. 175 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:57,383 It's Rentlemania One! 176 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,508 It's Eskimofo versus Adam. 177 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,591 In a ladder match! Uh-oh! 178 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,142 Bring the wife, bring the kids, 179 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:08,811 because these maniacs are about to bash each other's skulls 180 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,104 into a soupy pulp- 181 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,523 Two warriors, one ring. 182 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:13,942 Rentlemania is coming-oming-oming-oming. 183 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,610 - Dude, the commercial looks great. - Thank you. 184 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,437 - And we made 200 bucks, guys. - That's awesome. 185 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,147 Only 2,000 more, and we're good. 186 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,986 Whoa, it's 5:00 in the morning. 187 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:24,787 I guess we could either go to bed, or... Oh, check it out. 188 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:27,239 I got seven episodes of Doug. You guys wanna watch that till work? 189 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:28,323 Huh? 190 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:30,454 I wouldn't mind Skeetering on that Patti Mayonnaise. 191 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:32,827 Up high. 192 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:34,913 Like, nowadays, you might not go for Patti Mayonnaise. 193 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:36,213 Not with Roger Klotz in the building. 194 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,091 I kept thinking you were saying, "panty mayonnaise." 195 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,760 Hey, I heard the show was on last night. 196 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:42,803 Thank you for, um, for watching. 197 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,222 I hope you did. I don't know if you did. 198 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:47,141 I also heard they were gonna give you my 4:00 a.m. time slot 199 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,969 for something called Rentlemania? 200 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,521 Shut up! We got the 4:00? They said that? 201 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,849 - Is that... That's good? - It's like, the primo time slot. 202 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:54,975 Yes! 203 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,935 I guess we're gonna be stacking paper. 204 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,277 - Ooh. - Which means cash. 205 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:00,321 - But, that was my time... - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 206 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,278 You're the front yard wrestler dude. 207 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:03,612 Yeah. 208 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:05,865 You're Eskimofo, right? 209 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,161 - Yeah. - And... 210 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,989 Would you take... Oh, my God, it's Adam! 211 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,699 - Yes it is! It is Adam! - Whoo-hoo! 212 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:12,409 Dude, would you take a picture of us? 213 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:13,998 This guy's a tweaker, man. 214 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,829 Let me just delete the photos of you. 215 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:18,415 - Okay, I can get... - No, no, I don't want... I don't want you, man. 216 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,670 I want my heroes, man. 217 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,422 - You guys are awesome! - All right, get in here. 218 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,011 Whoo! 219 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,303 Okay, that's good. 220 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:26,343 Yes! 221 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,517 - Dude, it's rad! - Yes, it is rad! 222 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:29,638 Front yard wrestling! 223 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,345 - Front yard wrestling! - God bless. 224 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:32,680 That's why we do it, right there. 225 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,184 Yeah, yeah. Well, no... Rent. 226 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,103 - But yeah, I mean, people are watching. - Yeah. 227 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,435 Hey, would you guys want to be interviewed on my show sometime? 228 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,608 Could be good cross-promotion for the station. 229 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,026 Yeah, we should do it, I mean, 230 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:44,779 'cause we did just jack your time slot. 231 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,201 - Ooh. - We did. 232 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,495 I just realized that now. 233 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,038 We just kind of bent you over the barrel, huh? 234 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,160 - Yeah. - So we'll do it. 235 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:53,037 We'll give you a little bump in the demo. How's that sound? 236 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:55,869 We freaking bent you over the barrel, and then butt-fucked you. 237 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:59,923 Very cool. Well, I'll have my producer, who's me, set it up. 238 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,875 We didn't butt-fuck him. 239 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,552 - Yeah, what was up with that? We didn't... - We bent him over... 240 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,425 I do not want to butt-fuck Bill. 241 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,470 Welcome to Rancho! 242 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:17,308 And congratulations to Adam. You were champion of last week's match. 243 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,562 Thank you. 244 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:21,520 That's like my wrestling... Ahem. 245 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,109 Thank you. 246 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,907 Don't you think it's weird that you won, considering you seem like 247 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,076 a total zero with no personality? 248 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,664 Yeah. Do you... More like you don't... 249 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:37,752 Great. Really, the only wrestler with any personality was Eskimofo. 250 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:40,876 - Thank you. - The racist caricature of an Inuit. 251 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:42,631 - Well... I don't... - What? 252 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:46,216 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, no. No! 253 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:49,013 Everything I do as Eskimofo is an homage to 254 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:54,561 the strong and powerful igloo-dwelling whale riders. 255 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,730 Well, here's what a couple of American Indians 256 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,024 we interviewed had to say about Eskimofo. 257 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,610 Oh, this guy's cool-looking. 258 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,024 This is embarrassing. 259 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,156 I find this highly offensive. 260 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,234 This is the worst thing I've ever seen. 261 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,035 So offensive. 262 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,612 Why? 263 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:13,996 That could've been about anything. 264 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,450 - She just said, "Why?" - She's an actress. I've seen her in movies. 265 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,580 That's Lou Diamond Phillips. 266 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:19,786 So what do you have to say for yourself? 267 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,121 You don't have to say anything. 268 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:24,208 I... I mean, I never meant to, like, hurt anybody's feelings. 269 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:28,337 I love the Eskimos. I love... In-Inu-Inu? 270 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:29,966 - Inuit. - Inu... 271 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,048 Okay, well, "Inu" can get the fuck out of here. 272 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,509 - Thank you. - Okay, 'cause I'm more angry 273 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,184 than any Eskimo ever could be, 274 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,558 because I've got a freaking dope personality. 275 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,732 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were just another guy named Adam 276 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:43,318 fake wrestling in my old time slot. 277 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,485 So that's what this is about. 278 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,529 Okay, you know what? We're done with your name-calling 279 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,151 and your "gotcha" journalism. It's time to go. 280 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:49,949 - Get out of here! All you guys. - Get your crew. 281 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,615 - Hit the bricks! - Can't come in my house... 282 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:54,904 - Hey, Del. - Hey. 283 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,490 What's up, you funky homo sapien? 284 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:59,333 - Deli meat. - Yeah, come on, man. Let's get you a beer. 285 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:02,083 Uh, Lois, get Del a brewski. 286 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,622 - You're really good. - Stop it. 287 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,833 Stop it. I didn't come here to hang out. What's going on? 288 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,508 What... Are you Bill? You the guy who called me? 289 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:09,131 I've been hanging out there for, like, 10 minutes. 290 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,759 Del Jacobson, you're the landlord of this heme, correct? 291 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,507 What do you think about your tenants 292 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,139 running an illegal wrestling business on your property? 293 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:20,105 Wrestling? ls that what... That's what all that is? 294 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,306 You're doing a wrestling tournament? 295 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,391 For money, illegally, on your property. 296 00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:24,851 All right, no, guys, you can't do this. 297 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:27,608 I've put up with a lot over the years 'cause I like you. 298 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,067 - Thank you. - Not you. 299 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,529 Late rent. No rent. 300 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:35,033 The property damage from the earthquake that somehow only hit this house. 301 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,702 Look, Del, the only reason we're having the whole wrestle thing is 302 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,248 so we can raise money to pay rent. 303 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,081 Del-zone. Come on. 304 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,128 You can't tell us you don't love wrestling. 305 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:47,291 Yeah, I loved wrestling, Adam, when I was 10, okay? 306 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,876 But I'm a grown-up now, with grown-up responsibilities. 307 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,508 I've got an ex-wife who's clamoring for alimony. 308 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,720 I've got a Cold Stone Creamery franchise that's tanking 309 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,846 due to a goddamn Pinkberry. 310 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,937 All right? It's taking all my business because everybody wants the 311 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:04,599 healthy, fresh-flavored, refreshing... Garbage. 312 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,398 Del, anything goes wrong in one of these matches, you're liable. 313 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:08,820 What show is this? 314 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,150 What is this? 315 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,533 Oh, this is our public access show. 316 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,451 Okay, all this has to stop. 317 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,196 The wrestling's over, guys. All right? I can't have anything else go wrong. 318 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:19,913 It's over. 319 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,158 Hey, Del-zone! Guess what? 320 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,879 We can't give the money back for Rentlemania or else we won't be able to afford... 321 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,080 My name isn't Del-zone. 322 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,255 My name is Del. 323 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,423 Del Jacobson. 324 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:32,503 - Not Del-hyphen-anything. - Deli platter. 325 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,304 No! No wrestling, or you're evicted, 326 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,306 because I own this place, okay? 327 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,929 You cannot own the land. 328 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,052 - What are you... I don't... - It's the wrestling thing. 329 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:46,854 Wow, it looks like the Rancho Cucamonga Front Yard Wrestling League 330 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:50,358 is about to experience a sad, quiet death. 331 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:53,406 I'm Bill Stephenson saying, if it's in Rancho, 332 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,199 we'll come and see it and talk about it. 333 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,161 He's insane 334 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,790 Think of all we've been through at this house, guys. 335 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,037 Remember our first kegger? 336 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,787 Not really. I passed out on that rock. I know that. 337 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:11,591 I remember the memories that you guys told me about that were yours. 338 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:12,838 This sucks. 339 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,428 Man, I thought our kids were gonna be born here. 340 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,505 I thought we were gonna die here, dude. 341 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:20,183 Wait, you thought we were, like, gonna get married 342 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:23,228 and then live here together with our wives and kids? 343 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,554 I thought that was the plan. 344 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,889 Whatever, man. We're screwed. 345 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:29,897 The WW and FY... Whatever... 346 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,060 FYCR. 347 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,987 Yeah. It's dead, man. 348 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,234 It's just... It's dead. 349 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:36,741 No, it's not. 350 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,824 Rentlemania is about to pop off and be 351 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,497 the nastiest wreffling match these people have ever seen. 352 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:44,665 You said, "Wreffling." 353 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:45,867 Well, I'm just excited! 354 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,546 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us today. 355 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,591 Unfortunately, I have some tragic news. 356 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,428 Adam DeMamp died this weekend. There will be no ladder match. 357 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,720 There will be no wrestling. 358 00:13:58,796 --> 00:13:59,843 - Aw! - No! 359 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,845 This is outrageous. The crowd is going crazy. 360 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,097 - No wrestling today, Waymond. - No! 361 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,222 What is that? 362 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,021 Adam DeMamp is gone! 363 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,226 Who the hell are you? 364 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,358 Oh, is he Catwoman? I'm not quite sure. 365 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,939 What is happening? Who? 366 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:19,533 That's right! 367 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:22,533 Adam DeMamp was killed this weekend, 368 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:26,583 saving hundreds of Maxim models from burning in a hotel alive. 369 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:29,786 He was also sleeping with a ton of them. 370 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:34,545 And then, his burned ashes were eaten 371 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,719 - by an insane little street kitten. - What? 372 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:42,095 But he then transformed! 373 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,722 I am... 374 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:48,897 Catam! 375 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:52,066 Hiss, hiss. Meow! 376 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,898 Holy smokes. 377 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,274 Ladies and gentlemen, Catam is here. 378 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,527 And that's all well and good, but 379 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,155 unfortunately, there's no one for you to wrestle because 380 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,657 in other and even more tragic news, 381 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,740 Eskimofo also died this weekend. 382 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,329 Okay, what is this? What's going on now? 383 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:19,632 - Yeah! That's right! Eskimofo is also dead. - Oh, my God. 384 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,587 I am Eracist! 385 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,719 What? Just enunciate. 386 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:28,012 E-racist. I am the Eracist. Right? 387 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,937 - Tell 'em. - We're not friends. 388 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,270 Okay, look, your boy stole 100 bucks from me the other day. 389 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:36,193 I'm gonna let that slide if you just say you're my friend, all right? 390 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,397 Just say it, do it. Do it. 391 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,398 - We're friends. - Ah-ha! Yep! 392 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,116 You hear that? You heard it. 393 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:46,162 - All right. - And we are here together to destroy... 394 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,580 Erase... Racism. 395 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:54,037 Just like I'm about to erase you, Catam. 396 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,841 Uh-oh! It's a swing-in wrestle. 397 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,593 Kill him! 398 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:24,905 Oh! 399 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:26,869 Oh, boys? 400 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,452 Whoever gets that belt first will not only get the belt, 401 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,455 but you'll get something much, much more valuable. 402 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,920 My beautiful daughter's hand in marriage! 403 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:37,414 - No! - Yes. 404 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,249 No, you can't force me to marry anybody. 405 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,005 My heart belongs to Adam. 406 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,051 Adam is dead! You heard him. 407 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:47,758 I am a rich businessperson, and I command you to marry the winner of this match. 408 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,262 - No! - Yes. 409 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,600 There's not gonna be a winner, 'cause this match is over. 410 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,015 You three are evicted. 411 00:16:58,601 --> 00:16:59,648 Scratch 412 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,858 Del, you can evict us all you want, but, urn... 413 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,653 I think we're gonna finish this match. 414 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,537 - Yeah! - Yeah. 415 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,990 Not on my property, you're not. 416 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,535 Oh, damn, Waymond, it just got real out here. 417 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,211 Have you ever seen anything like this? 418 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,835 Anders, do you think we should shut this down? 419 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,545 No, I don't, Montez. 420 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,468 In fact, I don't know why we should do anything this guy tells us to do. 421 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,798 Because I'm the lord of this land, and what... Oh! 422 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,887 Ooh, that... Ooh. 423 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,180 Adam, what are you doing, man? 424 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,220 He was gonna evict us anyway, right? 425 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,725 That doesn't mean we should kick his ass. 426 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,191 - Oh, no. - No, stop. 427 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:42,316 I'm the one who's gonna enjoy ass-kicking your dumb ass asses. 428 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,988 Huh? Oh! 429 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,992 Del, no! Oh, no! 430 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,411 Oh! A double clothesline! 431 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,790 Ahhh! Ahhh! 432 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,582 Yeah, boy! 433 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,003 Ahhh! 434 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,558 Ahhh! 435 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:17,684 Oh, my God, he's going nuts. Straight beast mode, yo. 436 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,849 Break his hands, Blake! 437 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,398 I can't, man! His forearms are too strong! 438 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,150 He scoops so much ice cream. 439 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,326 - No, no. - What's up, you fat little turd? 440 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,823 You want some more of this? Huh? 441 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,325 You're a fat... You are! 442 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,123 - Ow! - Adam. 443 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,872 PS, I'm taking your security deposit. 444 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,875 - Ow! - Boo! 445 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,925 Oh, yeah, I'm the bad guy. I'm the bad... All right, shut up. 446 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,217 Just shut up. Come here. 447 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:50,513 Tomorrow, 2:30 to 5:30, Cold Stone Creamery across from the junior high, 448 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,091 half off all Oreo Overloads and birthday cake remixes. 449 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,467 I'll be scooping it up personally. 450 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,640 Oh, what? What? You guys want that? 451 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:59,685 I'm gonna get your belt, and I'm gonna throw it in the trash! 452 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,183 Oh, my goodness. Look what is happening now. 453 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,893 - Come on, give it to me. - Hey, give it to me. 454 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,320 They're both reaching for the belt. 455 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,447 They're trying to get the belt. It's a slap fight. It looks like two bitches going at it. 456 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,360 - Del... - Come here! 457 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,370 Whoa. 458 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:19,667 Oh, my goodness! Adam and Ders have slammed Del down on the table! 459 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:20,789 Whoo! 460 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,336 Who's the champ? Who--who? 461 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,583 I can't even speak anymore, Waymond. 462 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,960 Do you have anything to say? 463 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,004 I mean, Waymond, did you see what just happened? 464 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,801 You all just made a huge mistake. 465 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,336 You'll be hearing from my lawyer. 466 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,764 Hey man, I might be a cat, but you're a pussy, dude! 467 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,092 - Poonanny! - Yeah! 468 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,144 Here we go, guys! TV event of the season. 469 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,518 I think we're gonna get, like, 500 viewers this time. 470 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,065 It was... It's just awesome, man. 471 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,392 We're really just going out on top. 472 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,603 I mean, I want them to play this one at my funeral. 473 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,647 - Yeah, totally. - I am the landlord! 474 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,525 Hey, what's up, Del? 475 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,235 - Did it start yet? - You haven't missed it. 476 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,116 It's about to be the best part, your part. 477 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,579 Oh, yeah. Dude, here you come. 478 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,407 Yo, you were, like, terrifying. 479 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,582 I was legit scared. 480 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,126 Yeah, only 'cause you sold it so hard. 481 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,999 I think the audience bought it, though, right? 482 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,463 Yeah. I hope they bought it. 483 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,666 Considering you punched me in my nose. 484 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,796 I feel like it's broken. It hurts. 485 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,294 Yeah, yeah. Sorry about that. 486 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,004 It's just, I never really liked you, 487 00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,385 so I had a shot, and I took it, you know? 488 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:20,220 Yeah! Yeah, right! 489 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,763 No, that's totally for real. 490 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:28,070 You guys don't think it's funny? 491 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,567 Yeah, right, Deli meat here doesn't freaking love me. 492 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:32,110 Right. Sure. 493 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:35,033 - Shut up, okay? - Okay. 494 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,410 Yeah, I get that. 495 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,079 Hey, anyway, thanks for letting me in on it. 496 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:42,079 I had so much fun. And I think after my plug hits the air, 497 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,535 my Cold Stone's gonna be blowing up. 498 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:44,960 Hmm, you know what else is about to blow up? 499 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,380 Your brain, dude, 'cause we got your rent right here. 500 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,339 Oh, thanks, man. 501 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:53,176 You know, the next month's rent's due in two days, right? 502 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,843 Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. 503 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:06,224 Oh! A different world! 504 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,272 Shake your belly. Ooh. 505 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:13,856 Karl and homeless Mike. 506 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,445 We taking over this planet, baby. 507 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:16,867 We taking over the planet. 508 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:27,500 Ripped By mstoll